What scares you more... Creepy clowns or pesky demons? Also, why it's so painful when a dog steps on your balls... and how cats (usually) don't slobber on your face.

#19: Netflix & Cake?

Aug 1st, 2022 37m 10s

I can't watch sex scenes, my teeth are too sensitive... Are they even necessary? Oh, and I'd take the cake over that ice cream.

#18: Recycled Water Is Bottled Fish Piss

Jul 18th, 2022 48m 59s

Tesco is limiting the amount of bottled water you can buy! And, tap water always tastes different. What a time to be alive... P.s. This episode may include recycled marine secretion

#17: Origami Tissues & Crusty Towels

Jun 27th, 2022 47m 37s

I like my pizza sweet, my loo roll folded, and my men short...

#16: Windows Vs Macintosh

Jun 6th, 2022 41m 28s

We know what we're talking about, we're professionals... honestly... So, which one is truly better?

#15: Gym, In The Nude

May 16th, 2022 38m 7s

What a brilliant gym session! Pre-workout's flowing, gym building's burning down, and a guy I know has his tackle out in the locker room...

#14: Simlish Is My Mother Tongue

May 2nd, 2022 50m 21s

Broadcasting to galaxies near you. We see you aliens... You might think you're slick, but you're not, we're on to you...

#13: Two Brits, One Island

Apr 18th, 2022 50m 51s

The boat crashed! No one else survived. This island is our new home... who's going to make the beds?

#12: Big Man Boo-Boos

Apr 4th, 2022 51m 29s

Let's talk about injuries! From trips and falls, to burns and scrapes, Joel & Gareth discuss the brilliantly stupid and most dangerous injuries They've suffered.

#11: Who's Conscious Here? You or Me?

Mar 21st, 2022 54m 38s

Gareth contemplates that everyone around him is a manifestation of his own mind... while Joel just meant to ask what he enjoys.

#10: Your Future is Bi-Polar

Mar 7th, 2022 58m 32s

Gareth shows us his soft spot for indie games (released without bugs), whilst Joel's future predictions loses his life savings of £26.00 to Cardano Coin.

#9: I'll Relax When I'm Dead

Feb 21st, 2022 52m 27s

Gareth Speaks of trying to become one of those 'adult-people', while Joel recalls his deep satisfaction for the documentary 'How It's Made'.

#8: Poppin' Brains For Wheat Grains

Jan 31st, 2022 43m 11s

Gareth promises to slay thousands of zombies with the end goal of robbing Tesco, whilst Joel finds out his kindness would likely get him killed before his inability to digest gluten, surprisingly...

#7: Bees Aren't Slaves

Dec 13th, 2021 53m 5s

Joel transitions into yobbery with a sick suspension kit for his clapped out car, whilst Gareth proclaims his belief that life on this Earth would not exist without honey

#6: Early Morning, Straight Up Churros

Nov 15th, 2021 50m 59s

Gareth & Joel's early morning ramblings encompassing churros, Spain, and crinkle chip husky hairs.

#5: Lightsabers Are Just Pathetic Glowsticks

Nov 1st, 2021 55m 29s

Joel & Gareth aim to persuade each other that the point they make is in fact correct, speaking of lightsaber glowsticks all the way to the most villainous accent on earth...

#4: The Hand Fist Bro Shake

Oct 18th, 2021 51m 41s

Joel and Gareth speak of socialising, navigating the hand fist - bro shake conundrum and, inevitably, becoming introverted cat dads...

#3: From Bleeding Hands to Making Grands

Oct 4th, 2021 1h 2m

Joel & Gareth talk of their future goals, how working in hospitality made them bleed, and how they were influenced by positive thinking and manifesting an ambitious life ahead.

#2: Oh No! My Baby's a Fidget Spinner

Sep 20th, 2021 1h 1m

Joel & Gareth discuss the one person they would shake hands with given the chance, with some honourable mentions, and tell their experience of living alone and living with others.... with a Fidget spinner baby and spy camera pigeons...