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there, news of oars! Which sounds like people
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who eat the news, but also like people
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who eat old-timey newsboys. And, aw, geez,
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which way did I mean it? That's
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for you to decide. I'm an old-timey
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news man, and here's some more news.
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The Olympics are almost here! Did
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you know? Did you ever? Does
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anyone actually know when the Olympics are coming? Or do
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we all just sort of turn on the TV and
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get surprised by them? Like the ring goes running a
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mean 100-meter dash. I'm
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just kidding. I'm just razzing you. We're really
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into razzing here on the show, Dee. I
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razzed like four times
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this morning. The Olympics are obviously a very
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major and very popular worldwide event, and that's
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no razz. Alright, you've
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entered the no-razz zone. That
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razz? No! Countries
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agreeing to set aside their political differences to
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have one big field day together is honestly
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kind of a miracle. And it speaks to
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something good and decent within us all. To
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me, one of the biggest thrills
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is being in that stadium and
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hearing the athlete oath, hearing
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them announce the games being open, and
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seeing the flame come in. Because to
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me, it reaffirms what the Olympic games are
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about and why I'm doing what I'm doing.
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That sounds inspiring, because the Olympics, as
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an ideal, are inspiring. They give us
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a tiny, fleeting glimpse of what world
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peace could be like. They're also a
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bone fest, which personally inspires me to
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bone. And fester.
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But the Olympics, as a real-life organization,
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are, as you may have guessed by
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the video title, far less noble. In
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fact, the event is closer to a
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traveling blight crawling across the planet in
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such a... up resources like those
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awesome Predator cities in that Mortal Engines
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movie, a common reference that all of
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us understand and appreciate. And while I
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could sit here and talk about Mortal
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Engines like a commoner all night, tragically,
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the Olympics need my attention. And they
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are far less awesome. Most
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of the time. The
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Olympics are terrible for everyone, except Michael Jordan and
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the 92 Dream Team. The
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Olympics were pretty great for those guys, but
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for everyone else, the Olympics are butts. And
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they've been butts since the start of the
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modern era. The first modern Olympics were the
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1896 Summer Games, which were held in Athens
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and brought together 241 athletes from 14 nations.
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That's shortly after they formed the International
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Olympics Committee, aka the IOC, aka
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the governing body of the Olympics. No word
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if that one was corrupt. It was 1896
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though, so that probably
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sucked in general. But the iconic Olympic
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torch relay, which opens the games with
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the relay of torchbearers running from Athens
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to the host city to light the
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Olympic flame, only started in 1936, specifically
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for the Nazi-hosted Berlin games. So one
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of the most lasting images of the
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Olympics was created as a group project
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with the Third Reich while the games
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were all hugged up with the Nazis.
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That's cool. We keep putting
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that on stamps, I guess. The first
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Olympic torch relay was essentially a
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Nazi propaganda film orchestrated by Joseph
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Goebbels, who had convinced the Fuhrer
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that the games weren't, as he'd
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originally suggested, an invention of Jews
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and Freemasons. Hitler didn't even want
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the Olympics because he thought they
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were a Jewish conspiracy. And the
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International Olympic Committee said, let's give
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them the games, give them the
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games. This decision will age spectacularly.
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Nazi propagandist Lenny Riefenstahl even restaged
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some segments of the relay for her
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air quotes.
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