Happy Halloqueen! What will the Smize Guys uncover as they explore an abandoned warehouse? It could be the hologram of a lobotomized Allison Harvard, or nine aspiring models skydiving with a cup of yogurt. In episodes four through six of Cycle

Ep. 8 - Magdalena on the Rocks (w/ John McDonough)

Sep 22nd, 2019 1h 44m

The Smize Guys are joined by ANTM travel conspiracy theorist John McDonough (Y: The Last Man) to discuss the first three episodes of Cycle 3. Cycle 3 has it all: MAGA-inspired prom dresses, toxic emotional codependency, and the inaugural horr

Ep. 7 - Scandi Shandi

Aug 4th, 2019 1h 17m

Like student pilot Yoanna, our winner, Drew and Nick are flying solo this week for the last two episodes of Cycle 2. Get your helmets on and join us on her voyage from runway to runway. Weeks spent without male attention climaxes as Shandi gets

Ep. 6 - Nole Marinara (w/ Deon Summerville)

Jul 13th, 2019 1h 14m

Shake ya body body! Move ya body body! This video’s shoddy shoddy! The Smize Guys and King of Movement Deon Summerville revisit the embers of Tyra’s failed music career and like what they find. Is the Milanese rap pre-written? Is April sec

Ep. 5 - Crouching Tiger, Chiffon Walrus (w/ Alye Miller)

Jun 27th, 2019 1h 35m

The Smize Guys ♥ B.J.! Nick, Drew, and special guest Alye Miller (“Dump Him”) wax their vagines while they wax poetic about turtle tank hygiene and Yoanna House’s shitty kitchen. Put on your Shanthrax shirts, grab a bag of Rollitos, and come on

Ep. 4 - The Eve of Capri Sun (w/ Forda Boyz)

May 3rd, 2019 1h 35m

My goodness me! The Smize Guys are joined by drag superstar and rudest girl ever Forda Boyz for the start of Cycle 2, which is already proving to be bling bling punk funk mod the HOUSE. Top Model is new and improved with bigger boobs and a bigg

Ep. 3 - Champs d’Elyse

Apr 4th, 2019 1h 33m

Robin and Shannon may have refused to pose nude, but the Smize Guys are baring it all this week. Find out how Avon Overlord Adrienne Curry has been, quite literally, kicking so much ass since her historic win. Nick finally gets Kesse’s name rig

Ep. 2 - Grease is the Word (w/ Jon Smith)

Mar 14th, 2019 1h 31m

The smize guys are joined by ANTM newbie and Frasier fanatic Jon Smith. Nick tries to explain Tyra’s burgeoning Jesus complex, Drew warns of the dangers of straightening hair extensions, and Jon spills tea that changes the podcast forever. We

Ep. 1 - The Boys Who Start A Podcast

Mar 7th, 2019 1h 21m

In the inaugural episode of the podcast, the smize guys travel all the way back to Cycle 1 of “America’s Next Top Model” with more takes than an issue of Stuff Magazine. Nick and Drew get into how they first fell in love with the show, the bea

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