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can be found in our show notes. Thank
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you, hello
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friends, and welcome to sleep Tight
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Stories. This
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is a story about a new character
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named Sadira. She
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has been learning about artifacts and
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has just learned she is going
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to be able to go on an expedition
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to find some artifacts herself. Sadira
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is very excited and can't wait
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to get started. She
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head home to pack and get the
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things she needs so that she
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can try and get what the teacher has asked
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for. Before Ozelle, her
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competition, does Sadeira
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knows exactly where she is
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going to go to look for artifacts Earth,
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Sadira visits Prince Edward
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Island. Sadeira
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was staring out the large oval
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shaped window at the planet below, wishing
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that she could be with her mother, who
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was leading an expedition to one
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of the ancient settlements there. It
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would be more exciting than sitting here
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in class learning via this pad.
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All we have been doing this cycle is attending
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lectures and writing tests, she
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mumbled to herself. Sadeira
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was already ahead in her studies,
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so she found all the sitting around boring,
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So that wraps up this part
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of our lectures on this topic. Now
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let's talk about what the final assignment
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is going to look like, Teacher
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Alera said to the group. Upon
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hearing the word assignment, Sadira
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woke from her daydream and started
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paying more attention. Since
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we have spent these past cycles talking
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about various different cultures, peoples
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and regions of the Milky Way, I
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thought it prudent to have a more practical
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assignment. We can
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escape from theory and our screens
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to have a more hands on learning experience.
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And since this is so experimental,
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let's make it have the most waiting
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in terms of your adjudication this cycle,
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Aleara said, with a level
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of excitement only it could bring.
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Sadira was quite alert now.
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Her scores were already near the highest
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in Galaxian anthropological
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studies, but any chance to
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improve her standing always
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garnered her attention. Glad
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to see you are now paying attention, Sadira,
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this assignment might suit you, Alera
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said. The group looked
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at Sadira, causing her face to turn
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green with embarrassment. The
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assignment is quite simple. You
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must travel to a planet of your choice
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and collect some artifacts that
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you feel represent the planet or
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the planet's culture the most.
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Then you must come before our group and
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share with us what you found. Of
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course, all no interference
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protocols must be observed. You
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must leave the planet and its creatures
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undisturbed. Raising
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a tentacle, Ozel asked, are
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we responsible for our own transportation?
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Good question. I've sent all
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the information about the assignment
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to your screens, including
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how you can book an intergalactic
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pod to take you to the destination
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of your choosing. One
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piece of advice, don't
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pick a planet too far from us.
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I would like to see you back here within the
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next couple of cycles,
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so if there aren't any more questions,
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let's meet back here after you have collected
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your artifacts. Happy travels,
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and may your days be filled with peace.
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May your days be filled with peace, the
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class responded. Sadira
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quickly walked past her our trival
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Ozel and headed toward the habitat
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that contained their home. There
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weren't many others walking the corridors
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of the station that orbited the planet below,
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so she was able to make good time.
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This despite some of the plants
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that grew on the ceilings and walls
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used to help keep the air clean. Would
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sometimes reach out and try to grab
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her long green hair. Plants
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on the space station had enough intelligence
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to try to tease her at every
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chance. After
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her quick fifteen minute walk, she
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arrived home and immediately set
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to packing her bag. Heay
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home. Send a message to father, she
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said, fire away. The
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home intelligence replied, I'm
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off on a school assignment. Should
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return in a cycle. Love you message
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shent, Shall I create some food
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for you to take with you? Yes?
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Thank you. Her
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bag packed, Sadira left her
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home and walked along the plantline
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corridors towards her pod. She
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knew exactly where she was going
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to go for her assignment, that she
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had been reading about this planet since
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she was young. She
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was headed to Earth. The
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pod opened when she arrived, and
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she sat in the comfy chair that adjusted
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to suit her size.
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She entered the planet that she wanted to travel
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to, and the pod slowly and
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carefully left the station. Once
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the pods started to pick up speed,
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the light that Sadeira saw outside the
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window started to bend and
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zoom past her. As they reached a
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speed that would allow her to arrive
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at her destination in under
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fifteen minutes. She
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was determined to do better than her rival
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Ozelle. She always traded
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places with for the highest scores.
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This required that she find the most interesting
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and valuable artifacts.
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Though Sadira would like to spend more
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time on the planet, speed was
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also very important. She
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wanted to collect her artifacts and return
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back to the station as quickly as possible
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so she could impress Elera. She
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also wanted to impress her mother, who
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had a reputation for being one of
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the best anthropologists of her
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generation. We
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have arrived at Earth. Please pick a
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landing coordinate, Sadira's
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pod informed her, bringing
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up a physical display of the planet.
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Sadira rotated the planet display
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until a small crescent shape
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island came into view. Here,
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she replied to her pod, as
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her finger pointed to the location
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she selected. The
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pod landed in a small park
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outside the largest settlement,
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on a place that is called Prince
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Edward Island. Though
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evolved in a completely different
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environment, Sadira looked
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human. She was short
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and stout, and had long green
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hair and green eyes. She
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could fit right in with many she might
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meet while she explored this location,
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except that her skin was a
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shade of green. To
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change the color of her skin. She
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took a drink of liquid that would allow
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her skin color to more closely
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match one of the many ranges
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that are found on Earth. Sadira
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exited her pod, which then
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camouflaged itself so that it
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was invisible to human eyes, and
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started walking down the tree lined
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road that she assumed was
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called a park. Feeling
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a bit of a chill, she asked her
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clothes to increase her temperature a few
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degrees, to which they happily
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complied with a chirp.
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Clothes, plants, pods,
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and the station itself all
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had intelligence where Sedeira lived.
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She walked down the end of the narrow road
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until she came to a body of water,
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and decided to follow the path until
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she came upon an area where the local
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inhabitants were congregating. Sadira
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wore a device in her eyes that recorded
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her experiences but also
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gave her directions to where she needed
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to be. The
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air here is clean enough, she thought
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to herself, not as clean
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as on the station, but I
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like the unique smells of the plant life.
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Then what her device told her was a
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motor vehicle zoomed
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past, leaving an awful
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smell behind. Sadeira
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coughed, and her clothes automatically
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covered her mouth. Yeah,
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she said out loud. In
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the distance, she saw what looked like what
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might be an elder of the local
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inhabitants, so she thought she
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might ask for some guidance. Hello,
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might you direct me to where I might find
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some artifacts? Sadira asked
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artifacts. The elderly
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man asked, looking somewhat confused,
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You must be visiting from away. If
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you are looking for some tasty artifacts,
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you might try going to cows over there,
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he said, pointing to a place not too
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far from where they were standing. My
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grandchildren always love going there
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when they visit, and I like taking
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them because then I have an excuse to have
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a treat, he said, with a smile. Cows,
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there are cows here, Sadira
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asked. It's an ice cream
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shop, dear, It's on the corner
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over there. You can't miss it, as
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there is always a lineup. Thank
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you, elder person, Sadira said,
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bowing her head, a respectful
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movement she was taught was enjoyed
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by the elders on this planet.
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We certainly are getting some visits from
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Taurus from far away from here these
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days. The elderly man said to
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himself as he walked away, leaving
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Sadeira to find her way to the ice cream
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shop. Sadeira
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walked for about ten minutes in the
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direction that she was told to go, watching
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carefully not to get too close to the
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transportation that the locals used.
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They were so stinky and
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they would often make large noises
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like a horn whenever she walked
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out in front of them.
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She saw a line up of people, and,
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not knowing what else to do, Sadira
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joined them.
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Seeing a smaller version of the elder
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she just met, she decided to ask
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a question, young
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person, could you tell me what this line
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is for? Is this for what is
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called cows? Yes,
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the little young person said, pointing
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to the sign above the door that Sedeira's
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translator said red cows.
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I am taking my stinky little brother
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for a treat so that my mom and
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daddy can look at that boring clothing
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store. I
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see. So I am in the right place.
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Then are there any cows inside?
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And what kind of artifacts might I find
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there? There
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are no cows inside, silly,
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This is an ice cream shop, the little
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girl said, laughing, And artifacts
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There is no art here or facts
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I think, but there are some t shirts
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and stuff like that. Oh,
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ice cream, that is really
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interesting. So cows
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on this planet have ice cream coming
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out of their utters, and they
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are inside the store right now, making
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it fresh for us to try.
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You really are silly. You will
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just have to wait and see. I guess I
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really like your hair. I want to
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have green hair too, but my mother
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says I am too young and that I have
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to wait until I am in high school. But
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I think that by then it will be
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too late. Anyway,
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it's my turn. Have fun choosing
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a treat, the young girl said as
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she walked into the shop. A
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short moment later, Sadira went
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into the ice cream shop. Welcome
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to cows. Can I take your order please? I
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have no orders for you, young person. That
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would be rude. Sadira replied.
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What ice cream would you like? The young
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person said, rephrasing her speech.
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Is it fresh and unique?
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Our ice cream is utterly fantastic,
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she said. My favorite is the
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caramel mucciato. Would
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you like to try that? Okay,
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I would like to try that, Sadira replied.
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Sadira was then instructed to go pay
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for her ice cream, which she didn't really
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understand, but luckily her
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clothes did so. When she waved
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her hand and in the air, money
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was transferred into the cash register. Here
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is your ice cream, another young
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person said, handing her the artifact.
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May I ask you a relevant question? Sadir
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asked, yeah, sure, what's up? Are
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there proper care instructions for this? I
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have a long way to go and I don't want it
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to be damaged. The
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server looked at Sedeira like she came from
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another planet and said, well,
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I usually eat it quickly because
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on a warm day like this it melts.
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We don't sell containers of ice cream
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here, but if you go to our factory
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they might sell you some eat
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melt. Oh no, Sadeira
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thought, this is not what I expected.
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I need an artifact that I can take back
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to show the rest of the group, and this
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just won't do. I need to find
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something else quickly. As
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she was walking with her bowl of ice cream,
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Sadeira was a bit anxious that she had
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been on Earth for one hour already
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and still hadn't found something to take back
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to the station. Then
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she cautiously took one bite of
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the ice cream and said out loud,
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Wow, this does taste
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utterly fantastic, at
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which all the inhabitants around
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her smiled. And
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that's the end of this part. Good
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Night, sleep tight.
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