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And we're back with the Bahamas. Oh, no. Anyways,

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welcome back to Simply Chatting. It's your

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host, Noel. Today we have back to back episodes

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with. Absolutely. Marcus Haynes. Ethan. LLMNOP.

0:21

Mr. Elemental P. Y'all have to come to Mr. No,

0:21

no. I'm calling myself Mr. Elemental P. This

0:26

nigga with man character syndrome again. It's

0:26

not even. It's 100% man character syndrome.

0:30

You started off the last episode talking about

0:30

how good you looked in the mirror. And you

0:34

were like, yo, I'm really sexy. Oh, okay. Ha

0:34

ha ha. Mean character syndrome. That's fair.

0:40

I mean I could be a social fabric. That's not

0:40

you be what? Social path sociopath social No,

0:51

I thought you said social pimp Be the pin don't

0:51

sound bad. Oh, yo, you're trying to go to LA

1:03

bro. Why? to be a pimp? No, that's what I'm

1:03

saying. In LA, they have decriminalized lord

1:09

ring for the purposes of prostitution. But not

1:09

for the pimp. What? Not for the pimp. What

1:14

would a pimp get in trouble for? I don't know,

1:14

maybe watching a prostitution ring go down.

1:18

How would he know that? I don't know, because

1:18

like, is he, listen, is he? Maybe running like

1:22

a sex trafficking ring. Yeah, that's what I'm

1:22

saying, that would be great. Yeah, that's what

1:25

I'm getting at. I feel like that part's still

1:25

illegal. See, loitering for the part for the

1:29

purpose of prostitution is like different from

1:29

watching someone and facilitating prostitution.

1:33

So you're trying to go to L.A. to sell some

1:33

asses? No. What? No, no, no. Not at all. He's

1:38

trying to sell bitches. Assaulting bitches no selling I didn't say a

1:54

soul I said sell I know but we

2:10

No reason, why can't it be something peaceful?

2:10

So what peaceful shit you wanna talk about,

2:13

Noel? Alright, so I was... Nah. I was walking

2:13

down the street the other day. I saw a butterfly.

2:20

So going back to the pimpin' shit, right? So...

2:20

Alright, so we all know the story about the

2:26

Tinder Swindler, right? The Tinder Swindler,

2:26

yeah. No, I don't. I don't know. I really don't.

2:32

I'm trying to figure out how you're gonna relate.

2:32

You gotta explain it to me. You wanna paraphrase

2:35

it for me? You know about it too? Yeah, so it

2:35

was like a humongous thing was like some dude

2:39

on Tindo was like acting like a millionaire

2:39

or billionaire Whatever. Yeah, and he will

2:43

be flying out like two different countries Whatever

2:43

like showing off like private planes and shit

2:48

like that Sure, but he will fly bitches out

2:48

and then be like, oh like showing them like

2:54

a luxurious life I mean like hey like something

2:54

happened that can I borrow $50,000? Oh shit,

2:59

and these girls ball are Maxing out the image

2:59

car just like paid Do you think that he is

3:08

that attractive or he's just that rich? I think

3:08

these women were taking advantage of yes, and

3:14

so I'm saying like what makes it so easy I'm

3:14

saying is what you think made because like

3:19

to say to me like my mother couldn't get $50,000

3:19

from me Seriously, she's going to jail. Is

3:24

it because is it because it's your mom's or

3:24

is because you don't have $50,000? I'm saying

3:28

I mean, even if I have it, if you have $50,000

3:28

to spare, you want to give it to your mom?

3:32

I had $150,000 in my bank account. My mother

3:32

asked me to borrow $50,000. I would tell her,

3:37

when am I getting it back? Tell me now. Right

3:37

now. Your mother's crown mother. What? Yes.

3:43

No matter what is for. Yeah, 100 percent. Yeah.

3:43

Why are you suddenly? My mother is never. Why

3:48

are you suddenly borrowing? I don't know. So

3:48

I instantly have the relationship. with me

3:52

and mama, I don't know shit about you and your

3:52

mother, right? So when you say that, I'm like,

3:56

how many times does your mother ask for a third

3:56

of your of your net worth all the time? Really?

4:01

All the time. OK, well, that's good. I mean,

4:01

you got that. I don't have that. First of all,

4:05

you don't know one hundred fifty thousand dollars.

4:05

I didn't say I was or wasn't. I'm just giving

4:09

you so you just said how many I was. I was giving

4:09

you a sample. Oh, yeah, but yeah, that's. You

4:15

don't know what's in my bank. No, we don't.

4:15

I should. Are you? Why should you know this

4:19

information? Are you? Get out of my business

4:19

now. You give an example. For the record, I'm

4:24

broke as hell to everyone that cares. I knew

4:24

that already, so that's why I made that statement.

4:29

Say it to your hairline. What? Damn, nigga.

4:29

Say it to your fucking... Yo, we get crazy.

4:36

All right, so a little bit. So it's basically

4:36

using other girls to pay for other girls' dates,

4:43

but it's like, shit you know like five star

4:43

hotels and eventually he got caught yeah that's

4:49

really good yeah so is that illegal you think

4:49

not that illegal you only got like two years

4:56

two three years I got any time really excuse

4:56

me no so long so follow up at that point exactly

5:02

I was talking about it with some of my co-workers

5:02

we're talking about like how girls be taking

5:07

advantage of the third and I was like yeah like

5:07

the tinder swimming like the boys

5:15

I know, but be honest though, like how many

5:15

girls don't you know that be like, hustling

5:19

the fuck out of like- They say proudly, like

5:19

I just use it for food, I use it for- Yeah,

5:22

like it's day to day basis, like they racking

5:22

up a tab, so you telling me there's one dude,

5:27

like basically scammed the fuck out of these

5:27

girls? Yeah, but I want my look back, like

5:31

I'm not over here like a cheerleader for this

5:31

dude, like oh my god get her for us, and shit

5:36

like that. Plus I don't know these girls that

5:36

he was swindling. No, I'm not saying that.

5:39

I'm not saying that he's a hero. I'm just saying

5:39

like it's about time. Like you know what I

5:44

mean? Okay, first of all, first of all, first

5:44

of all, first of all, first of all, first of

5:48

all, niggas have been doing the same thing for

5:48

years. You ever see Baby Boy? Was that nigga

5:53

not wildin'? That it was using her car to fuck

5:53

other girls was fucking... Shorty finally called

6:00

him in her car while she was paying for the

6:00

meal in her car. Yeah, 100%.

6:05

Anyway, yeah, isn't the tennis one is nothing

6:05

new. I want to know actually because like the

6:09

ring, I want to get back to your point or your

6:09

point. But what I want to know is, do you think

6:14

what is the I don't like the bell curve for

6:14

like how much money you have and how and how

6:19

attractive you are? Do you think, for example,

6:19

if he was egregiously like very aggressive,

6:25

like unattractive initially, like Jay-Z once

6:25

said, there's no such thing as an ugly billionaire.

6:30

Yeah. As far as there is, so when no one asks

6:30

the question, why are you borrowing 50,000?

6:36

I think I think you need to ask yourself this

6:36

question. Well, you doubt you on Tinder, right?

6:41

You swipe in. OK, OK. I know it's a hypothetical.

6:41

You're on Tinder. You're swiping, right? You

6:47

come across as this broad, you like, oh, all

6:47

right. She's cool. I agree. You swipe right,

6:51

right? She swipes right. You all start talking,

6:51

chatting it up, and she flies you out to Dubai.

6:56

put you into like the Burj Khalifa and the telly.

6:56

And she's like feeding you, doing all that,

7:00

yada, yada. She gives you the best experience

7:00

you ever had in your life. Yeah. And she's

7:03

like, she's like trying to fuck with you. She's

7:03

making it seem like that. Right. So you see

7:07

a future with Shorty, like it's I don't think

7:07

he was just one date. And the next time he

7:11

was like, yo, 50K, what's up? It was like a

7:11

period of like a week or two. Yes. You get

7:15

to know this person. Yeah. They like fall. So

7:15

you fall in love with or I don't even know

7:19

like what the type of nigga you are. But other

7:19

niggas will fall in love after the first date.

7:23

So you fall in love with this shorty. And then

7:23

boom, she's like, yo, I'm falling through some

7:28

hard times. And after all the love she's showing

7:28

you, it's time for you to show love back. And

7:31

you see a future with it, shorty. So like, yo,

7:31

50K is nothing for like a lifetime of getting

7:36

flown out. Fucking billionaires that network

7:36

in. I wonder how much she saved up. Did he

7:44

have to get the money back? Oh, no, they didn't.

7:44

I hope. He got I went out right back to the

7:49

same she was doing. I love that. And he started

7:49

he started he started a business. Yeah. He

7:56

was doing I love that so like that before you

7:56

feel like that's good No, what I mean is I

8:02

don't like qualified. I feel like it's I feel

8:02

like when you are allowed to do What you do

8:09

is like? Because not like to me. I don't think

8:09

that he was like forcing anyone to do anything

8:17

They were gambling everyone gambling when you

8:17

online date for example like you're gambling

8:22

because you don't really like Yes, you don't

8:22

know who you're you don't know who you're dating

8:26

I guess what to make the argument like everybody

8:26

Like online dating seems like it's a really

8:33

like it's like eBay you like eBay with your

8:33

pussy You have to be honest so Ted Bundy. Yeah

8:40

Like me and serial killer is it could be also

8:40

that thrown in there I feel like Like

8:50

I feel like when I think about like people who

8:50

get taken advantage of, it's like emails, internet

8:58

scamming, you know what I'm saying? Anything

8:58

on the internet that is a scam, I don't get

9:05

mad at it. I just feel like that's just a part

9:05

of the landscape. That's part of the universe.

9:09

You ever been scammed? Yeah, 100%. And you don't

9:09

get mad at that shit? Nah, when I was a kid

9:14

I did, but now I'm like... So if a nigga scammed

9:14

you for like five bands right now, you wouldn't

9:19

get mad at that? Nah, that's your fault at that

9:19

point. It's my fault. It's your fault. I don't

9:23

feel that mad for real. When I say I'm mad,

9:23

that's what I'm saying. I'm mad that the person

9:27

did what he did, but I'm more mad at myself

9:27

than I am. You fell for that shit, yeah. I

9:31

fell for it. I'm not really, I can't really...

9:31

Nah, I feel that. You know what I'm saying?

9:35

It's like if you live in a... You're responsible

9:35

for every choice you make in life. Right, exactly.

9:40

If you live in a neighborhood where you know

9:40

People are robbing. You know what I'm saying?

9:45

You got you have to do everything you can to

9:45

not get robbed. And if they figure out how

9:48

to get you, I mean, they just hit a leg. But

9:48

that's the thing about his situation. It's

9:52

like they moved to the Internet is this internet.

9:52

No, it's proverbial neighborhood. This proverbial

9:57

neighborhood is an neighborhood. That's what

9:57

I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? Like

10:00

the Internet, no matter where you are, the Internet

10:00

is a neighborhood. Like you can go to Google

10:03

and Google a website and then the second website

10:03

below the website you're looking for or the

10:07

first website sometimes will be a gotcha ad.

10:07

That's just true. You know, say, and now If

10:13

you're a senile old lady or you're a young kid,

10:13

you know, you know the game. But like for people

10:17

who like us, we're a part of the millennial

10:17

era. We're part of a Gen Z and all that stuff.

10:22

We've grown up with the Internet. So the landscape

10:22

is not new. You just got got. Sorry. That's

10:27

a lot of money. You have a right to be upset

10:27

about that. But you got got. Mm hmm. That's

10:30

the game. That is facts. I feel like at a certain

10:30

point, bro, like you really just played yourself.

10:36

You said over the course of a week, too, right?

10:36

So I'm not saying he's like. I'm not saying

10:41

that people can't have the wool pulled over

10:41

their eyes, but what I'm saying is over the

10:46

course of a week, if you're spending close time

10:46

with this person, I'm almost certain that he

10:52

probably got some out of it. I feel like, I

10:52

don't know, when I think of it, I feel like

11:00

there's gotta be some sign. You had to see it,

11:00

because women are so sensitive to people's

11:04

emotions and stuff like that. You mean to tell

11:04

me that there was no sign? There was none whatsoever?

11:08

I mean, it was just a sense of wonder, I think,

11:08

at that point. Then you have to have more discernment.

11:12

That's literally that's all it is. That's just

11:12

the because when you when I go when you go

11:16

to Las Vegas, there's plenty of wonder. And

11:16

there's also plenty of hookers and there's

11:20

plenty of people of gamblers and things to take

11:20

advantage of. You know, you know, I'm saying,

11:25

I know that's just so if you go to if you go

11:25

to Las Vegas, you know, say you have the intent

11:29

to win, right? To win something right. You can't

11:29

really get mad at anybody if you end up in

11:34

debt. They that's different from extortion.

11:34

Not is not really storing these girls. Oh,

11:40

these women. I was extorting them. Because he's

11:40

taking he's taking money from them. Yeah. And

11:46

not telling them what it's for. You're saying,

11:46

hey, I saw this come up. That is. Yeah. He's

11:51

literally storing money out of these people.

11:51

And that is a crime. Definition of extortion

11:54

is like take like basically the fraud or trick

11:54

someone into giving you money. I'm just going

12:00

to Google it. I mean, you could definitely Google

12:00

it for sure. It's somewhere along the same

12:05

lines where like you are not giving money. Like

12:05

you're either giving money for a different

12:12

So the definition, I'm just reading off Google,

12:12

no site is quoted, but the definition of extortion

12:17

is the practice of obtaining something, especially

12:17

money, through force or threats. So. An example

12:24

is he used bribery and extortion to build himself

12:24

a huge art stuff mansion. So that's extortion.

12:29

But OK, so then it's corrosion. And it's good.

12:29

OK, sure. I thought corrosion was like you

12:35

with the team of people. No, you. Yeah, you

12:35

basically essentially incentivize or make someone

12:41

believe that whatever they're investing in is

12:41

correct or that you like you essentially trick

12:46

them into giving you money. You know, I thought

12:46

they what the fuck? What he was doing was legal.

12:50

What was the point of this whole tennis window

12:50

thing? What was he? So you get money, bro.

13:01

I don't really look up the future, but I would

13:01

say no. City boys? I think, no, no. What I'm

13:08

saying is, even if it was abroad and she was

13:08

doing this to men, I'd be like, that's just

13:13

the game you play, bro. That's just what it

13:13

is. No, but it's so much easier for female.

13:17

That's what I'm saying. The reason why I'm impressed

13:17

is because it's a guy. It's harder to do. And

13:22

that's why I was asking. It was easy to do.

13:22

It's hard to do. It's Attractive you think

13:24

what part of that was his physical appearance?

13:24

Everybody everybody has like a different like

13:29

persona. You know what I mean? Yeah, like what

13:29

you could he showed my bad You know how many

13:32

shorty I see on reels on Instagram talking about

13:32

oh my god a summertime I can't wait to be on

13:37

the beach with a yacht with a million or the

13:37

45-year-old dude That's literally that was

13:40

like his first picture on tinder There was someone

13:40

I don't just know on the yacht right so you

13:45

got I'm sure some of those women probably had

13:45

the same Like city girl or hot girl, whatever.

13:50

Yeah, and at the end of the day at the end of

13:50

day, so I don't feel they're dumb They what

13:54

that nigga there was illegal, okay

14:05

No, he went to jail, nigga. It wasn't. Yeah,

14:05

I want to know what part was illegal. Yeah,

14:12

that's what I'm saying. Like you can do different

14:12

things. You said, well, I'm going to Netflix.

14:15

Yeah, I mean, you guys, that's a Netflix documentary

14:15

about it. Yeah. Educate yourself. I want to

14:19

know what part of the crime. That you guys together

14:19

didn't know what extortion meant. And what?

14:24

No, it's not extortion. It was coercion. When

14:24

you say educate, it was coercion because it

14:28

wasn't for us. You found out that extortion

14:28

wasn't the word you look at. You see as extortion.

14:32

But no, I didn't say extortion. Yes, you did.

14:32

You did. But he didn't extortion.

14:48

Money, he coerced money. Okay. Gorgian is the

14:48

plier Play the game you lost

15:05

some pussy shit bro we support you we support

15:05

you if you're a city boy if you're a city boy

15:10

please call in if we don't have a number will

15:10

hold on you'll have a experience of telethon

15:16

in your life how old are you i think is oh now

15:16

i'm paying that's just him what no shit nigga

15:23

i know that I'm sorry. No, you brought up a telephone. It's

15:26

what it was. It was a caveat. See how old you're

15:31

trying to trap us or something. What's your

15:31

you ready from Scooby Doo? They can see us.

15:36

We're trapped, bro. It seems like so asking

15:36

ages to trap. Well, you're trying to set up

15:43

something. So what? Why do you ask the question?

15:43

to know your age. OK, so you said you asked

15:48

the question is asking directly how individually

15:48

how old we are. You could have just said that.

15:52

Nigga, sometimes it's straightforward. Where

15:52

is born? But you like how you like how you're

15:56

refusing to just straight out say your name.

15:56

You got to go this route. You're basically

16:00

going to say it. Are you not? Yes or no? So

16:00

you could have straight out refused. All right.

16:04

But now you go this round about fucking rigmarole.

16:04

Yeah, but the thing is, I'm not going to say

16:08

my name. I don't expect anyone to say my name.

16:08

You could have just said. So I say my name

16:13

or age, there's no setup for it. You say what

16:13

you say just using your framework. Can we just

16:18

like can we just say agree that he's not because

16:18

this thing is wild, bro. Yeah, he's just I'm

16:23

not. You're Marcus. What? I'm just saying you

16:23

set it up. It's OK. I'm not like calling you

16:28

a bad guy. I'm going to set you up. Please.

16:28

OK. You're going to the back door, bro. And

16:33

here we are. We have another. What are you talking

16:33

about? You know what you're talking about?

16:40

You know what backdoor is to get backdoor? I'm

16:40

just saying, you know what that is? You know

16:44

that is things that Ethan has said or done that

16:44

have to individual people. Anyway, Marcus.

16:49

No. Yes. Anyway, how you doing? You're doing

16:49

good. Yes, I'm doing fine. What you sipping

16:56

on, Marcus? I've been sipping on. T. is ginger

16:56

ale. No, it's honey. I had that. Yeah. Yeah,

17:04

shout out to that Hennessy, bro. Bet that ain't

17:04

some Welsh shit. I love that. Marcus, I love

17:11

that. I'm gonna have it for you. Thank you,

17:11

thank you. I'm gonna be your first time having

17:15

Hennessy. Where's the first time? No, I got

17:15

blacked out. You blacked out? It was a lot

17:20

of drinks. Really? It was a lot of drinks. I

17:20

also blacked out, but I definitely remember

17:24

the events leading up to that, and it was fire.

17:24

Oh, mine wasn't the one that you almost started

17:29

a fight with some dude that accidentally bumped

17:29

into you. What? You like to like, oh, you're

17:34

a yo. I'm not a violent person, but I don't

17:34

start fights. You're aggressive, though. What?

17:39

No, he's not. He's not aggressive. He's from

17:39

New York. Honestly, I think I'm like, I think

17:44

I don't think I'm aggressive at all, actually.

17:44

I honestly don't think he's aggressive too.

17:49

I don't know if you want to make that assessment,

17:49

but I would say that you're very high energy.

17:53

I think that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need

17:53

to believe that you're a little aggressive.

17:57

Okay, in what context? Those things are not

17:57

mutually exclusive or inclusive. Okay, all

18:02

I'm saying is I think that you being high energy

18:02

is a fair leap to say that maybe you're a little

18:07

aggressive. Yeah, it's fair, but it's still

18:07

a leap. Yeah, but it's not like a big leap.

18:10

That's what I'm saying. Nigga, I'm not fucking

18:10

aggressive, nigga. As he stares pensively into

18:16

my eyes, he's just letting me know. He's trying

18:16

to assert dominance here. Okay. When's the

18:21

first time you guys had Henny? Yes. Like Hennessy.

18:21

You don't even remember the first time the

18:27

first time I had Hennessy, there were other

18:27

drinks involved like vodka. OK, you know, saying

18:31

so like I see. I mean, you say it was like gin

18:31

was I should do Amsterdam. Yeah, I was gin

18:36

with a lot of rum. I think Penny Pink Whitney

18:36

was I was just I had a lot of rum. When I shot

18:41

out on Lord, I think when you have that one

18:41

drink, I can't drink no more because that's

18:46

it was like that's your fuck job. I don't drink

18:46

it all. So drink it all. No, to this day, to

18:50

this day, to this day. you think period. No,

18:50

I was the last time you drink some the last

18:57

time I drank something. Yeah alcohol I get one

18:57

in like every year, like once. Is it like for

19:05

like a special occasion? Like a New Year's or

19:05

I'll toast to some shit? Usually it's a special

19:08

occasion, you know what I'm saying? But usually

19:08

I'm like on my own just chilling because I've

19:12

had to me, for me, I've had to me negative experiences

19:12

where I just thought I'm good. So you be fighting

19:17

niggas off that hand rod? I'm the kind of person

19:17

that would, yeah. What? Yeah. You got to, have

19:22

you ever fought a nigga off Henny? No, no, no.

19:22

But I've definitely almost been in like the

19:28

mix, you know what I'm saying? I get very, I'm

19:28

very- excitable and I even when I'm even when

19:33

I'm sober, I can't tell when people are mad

19:33

at me or people when people Are angry at me.

19:38

I've got I've gotten into full ass altercations

19:38

where people are throwing punches at me And

19:41

I'm still laughing but not because it's funny

19:41

like in a way like I think that we're having

19:46

fun I think we're playing but they're fighting

19:46

Like I'm thinking like you're punching at me

19:55

and I'm just like kind of swatting because for

19:55

me it's fun You did this cuz you were big a

19:59

nigga that the most people I suppose maybe I

19:59

think I can be a little bit intimidating and

20:04

then that pair with the fact that uh, I don't

20:04

take anything seriously Yeah, yeah, 100% and

20:09

that's why I don't that's one of the reasons

20:09

why I don't drink Cuz I'm very friendly. I'm

20:13

very like excitable. So like I'll be in everyone's

20:13

faces. I don't I don't care Yeah, you are you

20:17

are a real friendly nigga Pretty nice guy. Is

20:17

that surprising? From your parents, yes. What

20:25

about his appearance as he's not friendly? I'm

20:25

just saying that if I saw you, like if I was

20:29

drunk at the club and I was drunk and we had

20:29

some form of altercation, I would find you

20:35

as a threat. Wait, wait, after the altercation?

20:35

Before the education that's what I just you

20:41

like being drunk He's gonna talk to me like

20:41

and I was drunk and you like had like if your

20:48

voice race No, no, not even talking like just

20:48

looking at me base level So that means you

20:55

go to every club like and you scoured through

20:55

the people be like Like a fucking like confrontational

21:07

thing. Protect yourself. I go into a spa, I'm

21:07

like, OK, what nigga do I have to look at?

21:11

Not even, what person do I have to look out

21:11

for? I look at who's the most, who's the most

21:16

drunk and I see who's quietest. Yes. Whoever's

21:16

the quietest is the one I'm like, why are you

21:21

here? You know what I'm saying? You're not even

21:21

bobbing your head to the music. You're here

21:25

for somebody. OK, no, that's some weird ass

21:25

shit. That's some weird ass shit. That's how

21:28

it starts. You watch, you see the dude on the

21:28

wall and he just... with a hoodie, looking

21:32

around. Especially when the spot is a dress

21:32

code and you're supposed to have a hoodie.

21:37

What you doing here? I'd like I'd be like, let

21:37

me get let me go ahead. Bounce. Let me just

21:41

go ahead. Yeah, I fucking hate dress codes at

21:41

clubs. I don't know why the fuck they exist.

21:45

Honestly, you know, I know I was at a I was

21:45

at a I was going to a club here in Cali and

21:51

I remember I was with a friend and there was

21:51

a group of like three people in front of us.

21:56

And this guy had a hat on. And so the bouncer

21:56

said, hey, sorry, no hats. And so he's OK,

22:02

cool. He took it off and prepared to put it

22:02

in like his girl's purse or her backpack or

22:06

whatever. And he said, well, you can't Come

22:06

in now. And he said, what? He's like, you can't

22:11

come in class or the hat. And I was watching

22:11

this. I was like one step behind him. And I

22:15

was like myself, this is impossible. And so

22:15

the three people are literally trying to convince

22:20

the guy like, but see, the has not on my head

22:20

now. And he's like, yeah, I understand. But

22:24

I saw you take the hat off. And now that I know

22:24

you have a hat, you cannot come into the club

22:28

for the night. And they're like, we have money.

22:28

Try to explain it to them. I don't know why,

22:32

but this bald ass security guy was not having

22:32

it. It's because there's no like point at where

22:37

he can like put the hat back on. He literally.

22:37

At some point the guy it was like I would go

22:42

back to my car is literally I can I'm looking

22:42

at it Wait, so he couldn't come back in period

22:48

he just couldn't go to the club I've had the

22:48

same shit happen, but I'm like he said I can

22:53

put it in my car and come back And I didn't

22:53

do that by the way, that's OD Had a shorty

22:58

with me or like one of my boys he put he put

22:58

it no he put it like under his shirt It was

23:01

that serious about it I had to put on their

23:01

shirt and they gave it back to me when I was

23:05

inside the club and I wore that shit It's not

23:05

the club and no one said shit to me But I don't,

23:10

I watched that, I've never heard of that. You

23:10

know what's crazy? A same shit happened to

23:13

me at a different club, and that, oh, one of

23:13

my boys, and then it all disappeared when we

23:17

bought the table. Really? Yeah. 100 percent.

23:17

Bro, you know how many times I pull up to spots

23:23

and they be like, oh, you can't wear this? And

23:23

I'll be like, yo, like how much is a table?

23:26

They'd be like six hundred and I'm like, I think

23:26

about, yeah, you guys. You want to be the fuck

23:30

you want. And it's like you're doing good. No

23:30

rules. You're doing good. You're doing good.

23:34

The table is crazy. I mean, I have one hundred

23:34

fifty thousand dollars in my bank account right

23:38

now, but you're doing well. Yeah. Six hundred

23:38

dollars for a damn table. My time buying tables

23:44

is completely over. That's what he does. You

23:44

literally bought a table like two weeks ago.

23:49

No, I did not. I'm gonna kind of believe him

23:49

to be honest. Why? I don't know, he's saying

23:57

it pretty common. This man is capper. What?

23:57

I'm capper. That's not even a fucking word,

24:00

bro. You are in capper. You didn't say that

24:00

though. You said this man is capper. You can

24:02

be capper Don. You stumbled. See, I said my

24:02

shit confident. Shout out to Wotan. I just

24:06

want to shout out to Wotan. Capitano, you the

24:06

best. You the best. Like I said, there's no

24:13

wrong buying tables though. There's nothing

24:13

wrong with this. Could I buy tables? Because

24:18

you buy tables? Nah, I'm pretty sure I've never

24:18

bought a table in my life. Really? So the kind

24:21

of person that would you? Yeah. What do you

24:21

mean by the type of person I would buy? What

24:24

is that type of person? A nigga with money?

24:24

The person that goes to the club buys the table.

24:29

Yeah. But what is that type? What is that type

24:29

of person that thinks that you can't? You just

24:32

look like that. You do have to have money to

24:32

buy a table. That is a exchange of currency.

24:35

Exactly. Money for a table. But like you look

24:35

like a person who would waste money on a table.

24:40

Yeah. What does that mean? What is the type

24:40

of person that y'all like? This is the other

24:44

one. I don't know. I don't know because I'm

24:44

not a person who buy a table. No, no, no. You

24:49

do know because you said Look like the type

24:49

of nigga that will buy a table that means you

24:53

have an idea You have a you have a description

24:53

in your mind of a nigga that will buy someone

24:58

has like such a reputation that That's like

24:58

enjoying this question You should buy a table

25:07

i'd like to answer questions right so but then

25:07

i like niggas to answer questions around me

25:12

right But y'all refuse to answer the question.

25:12

Okay, what is a nigga? Is a person Bro, why

25:21

are you fucking sports commentating this conversation?

25:21

But you're not max color point out that even

25:28

the staring at me very hard like he's upset

25:28

his eyes are bloodshot He looks very nothing

25:33

wrong with buying a table Like not feels it

25:33

but like looks of a higher status that would

25:45

buy a table Marcus is defending like as if like,

25:45

for example, when you like come in with the

25:50

drip, like you have this like nice car that's

25:50

coming like the fucking BMW with some like

25:56

I don't fucking know. Alright, fuck this. That's

25:56

how it's going. Just land the plane, man. Land

26:05

the plane, bro. Alright, alright. Fine, fine.

26:05

I'm just saying. Don't let him move. I'm just

26:09

saying that you have to maintain your appearance.

26:09

I'm not a movie. So if you're going to do that,

26:14

you might as well buy a table, which is completely...

26:14

No, you're not. You're just an antagonist,

26:18

bro. I'm an antagonist? Oh my gosh. Here we

26:18

go again. You know what? I'm trying to find

26:25

people who are You just seem to come person

26:25

that would but what is that person? Okay, what

26:30

I think I'm getting from you is you seem to

26:30

come No, no, no what you not what you're getting

26:35

from me. I want to know what your description

26:35

of a negative advisor table I'm gonna give

26:38

you the answer that I'm gonna give you so the

26:38

answer that I'm thinking of is When I see you

26:43

and when you talk about like going to the club

26:43

Like you just have you seen that the kind of

26:46

person that would try to maximize the amount

26:46

of fun that you could have At the club and

26:50

for a lot of people that's just buying a table

26:50

That's it That was the entire point. That was

26:55

literally all I was trying to say. Mark, I don't

26:55

know what Marcus is. I kind of clocked out

26:58

the dance, but. But. That's all I was saying.

26:58

So, why did you just say that, bro? I was trying

27:05

to. Marcus was talking and you were talking

27:05

over him. And I was like, what am I going to

27:08

do? Bro, but we do tsunami, bro. Yeah, so I'm

27:08

like, I just kind of sat back in my seat and

27:13

just kind of let it happen. I was going to wait.

27:13

You seem really amped about it. I was like,

27:16

I'll wait till he comes down. Yeah, I thought

27:16

you was very like, ready. No, I just, I was

27:20

like, because I asked a simple question. And

27:20

then y'all was like, y'all was like. Your eyes

27:25

are red? You can't see that? No, my eyes have

27:25

been red since I have saw what I'm on. I'm

27:28

saying that all those things paired together

27:28

and you're drinking. Oh, this guy might be

27:33

actually upset. So I'm just going to let him

27:33

calm down and then I'll answer the question.

27:35

Yeah, I look crazy, bro. I feel like number

27:35

two seconds ago, you spoke about I really don't

27:39

know when people are upset, like I could I could

27:39

be swinging on him on you and then you wouldn't

27:45

know if I was upset with you. What? I'm sorry.

27:45

So you just talked about it, right? No, that's

27:49

what Marcus just said. No, you. You said. No,

27:49

you definitely just said that. Say it again.

27:53

Because I don't know. You said. I did not. You

27:53

don't know when people are upset with you and

27:58

when they're not upset with you. Yeah, yeah,

27:58

yeah. That's it. Yeah, I confuse it very easily.

28:02

So I never know who's really friendly or kind

28:02

to me, honestly. You could be a whole ass,

28:07

like an asshole to me. And I'm like, it takes

28:07

me a minute. I got a lot of anger issues because

28:12

of it. I can't tell if someone's just being

28:12

mean. No, I just want to answer the question.

28:17

Come on, these wasn't doing that. I think I

28:17

gave you. Well, what's your question? No, I

28:22

don't know. No, no, no. I think we already we

28:22

wore that one out. We move on to definitely

28:27

wear that title. Yeah, I tried to answer your

28:27

question. You tried. You tried a lot, bro.

28:30

I appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you. One

28:30

thing I can't knock is effort. You're a necessary

28:34

element to this. I think you keep it. Keep it

28:34

very mellow. I try to be as truthful as possible.

28:39

I love that. I love that. I really do. And it

28:39

gives a good people to.

28:46

All right. So basically what we got from is

28:46

that Gigi Wallen out on buying tables. I will

28:53

pull up the snapper you at a table right now.

28:53

But do you have proof of purchase? No, but

28:58

I never said that I don't buy tables. I just

28:58

said that buying a table is behind it. Yeah,

29:04

you said it was behind you. Yeah, two weeks

29:04

ago you got a table. Two weeks ago is the past.

29:07

Therefore, chronologically speaking, it is the

29:07

past. It's behind him, chronologically speaking.

29:13

And there are benefits to buying a table, like

29:13

getting away from like... No, I'm just trying

29:19

to figure out what table he's talking about

29:19

that I bought two weeks ago. You don't have

29:22

to. The table is only cool if you have a lot

29:22

of women that receive by table. Yeah, but you

29:25

also get it like you get like, I don't even

29:25

think it's like that. I feel like that's what

29:29

it was. Because if you were cornball at the

29:29

table, that's what you're going to be a cornball

29:33

table. I've seen that many times. Yeah, but

29:33

I'm saying like the reason why someone might

29:37

want to get a table is because they think well,

29:37

because women usually are at the tables. You

29:41

know what I'm saying? No, they usually believe

29:41

it. I was going to say like that. because of

29:47

a club is packed. Yeah, I'm gonna want to sit

29:47

down. Yeah, I love that. Yeah, that's me. Just

29:52

for the space like the like, especially if I'm

29:52

going to like somebody's performing at a specific

29:57

club. Yeah. And I'm like nine times out of 10.

29:57

I'm like, I'm not going without buying a table.

30:01

It's hot because it's people just cramped and

30:01

people be bugging. Bro, I don't like I don't

30:06

like the club. I like certain clubs. Maybe I

30:06

think that's more accurate. Say I think I like

30:11

clubs like we're not going to lie. Like there's

30:11

a difference between like buying yourself in

30:15

a club and then buying a table. different how

30:15

many people have you bought well i haven't

30:19

bought a single table what do you know the difference

30:19

because i've been to tables with noel here

30:24

that shit's like a different it yes exactly

30:24

like your experience what's the difference

30:30

between sitting in your room listening to music

30:30

and sitting on the table listening to music

30:34

because you go for that atmosphere like sometimes

30:34

you just go for like i said a lot of drunk

30:37

women no it's not even loud drunk yes whoever

30:37

you surround yourself with like that's like

30:42

the biggest part like if you go with like so

30:42

when i When I used to go out, right? Like I

30:48

normally used to have like eight, eight or 10

30:48

people like my friends that would just pop

30:52

out with me. And sometimes it was just more

30:52

cost effective. So I just built a table, because

30:58

a table probably be like $880. And everyone's

30:58

spending $100? Yeah. It's like, yeah, you're

31:05

literally essentially like, but like, keep in

31:05

mind if you get four drinks at a club, that's

31:10

like about $100 drink. Yeah, that's why I don't

31:10

drink to was drinking. So no, he literally

31:19

said that he doesn't specifically go to clubs.

31:19

But what do you do then? What do I do? Yeah,

31:24

if you don't go to clubs. Oh man, I'm bored.

31:24

I'm real bored. I'll stay inside all day. I'll

31:32

work out. I'll walk around. I like rock climbing.

31:32

Really in the rock climbing. Like hiking. I

31:37

will absolutely go on like a 10, 15, 20 mile

31:37

hike. Running is a big thing for me. I like

31:43

half marathons. I'll do that. Just like not

31:43

like events. Like I'll do a half marathon.

31:47

I like to do a regular marathon. You literally

31:47

like official half marathon. Should I do? No,

31:51

no, no. I would do an official marathon, but

31:51

I'll run like just like half marathon just

31:55

to get the blood pumping, maybe. So I have a

31:55

question about marathons actually. So you like

31:59

pay for like when you participate in a marathon,

31:59

you have to pay for it, right? What is like

32:02

the whole like, why do you do that? paying for

32:02

that, what is paying for the marathon like

32:06

it gets you in, obviously. But it comes like

32:06

extra stuff. Honestly, I think sometimes you

32:09

get merchandise, but it's just like you pay.

32:09

You pay to play. You know what I'm saying?

32:13

It's just really. I don't really know why you

32:13

would because you have to pay for like stuff

32:16

like a What you a Tough Mudder? You ever heard

32:16

of that? Or like the Spartan Challenge? Yeah.

32:22

And those things you're not. Maybe they're offering

32:22

water because you got to think everyone they're

32:28

going to be offering like drinks, some concessions,

32:28

like a stuff. You know what I'm saying? So

32:33

all that stuff costs money and they have to

32:33

make a little bit of a profit, too. And they

32:36

have to rent the entire. Also, like, you know,

32:36

because usually I would I imagine some businesses

32:42

are just kind of renting like off a loan. So

32:42

they got to make a little bit of money off

32:47

of that. You know, I feel like it's a surefire

32:47

way pay off the loan, pay off the rent, and

32:51

also make a profit at the end. So that's what

32:51

I think, why people charge like 20, $25, $30

32:56

sometimes. But even like $25, cause I'm sure

32:56

like every marker they have like the, like

33:02

I don't know if it's apple juices, cause obviously

33:02

I don't run fucking marathons. Ain't nobody

33:07

can see you bro. No, you don't. Whoever watches

33:07

this shit knows I'm big. I know. Like I'm gonna

33:13

be sitting there talking about friends who like

33:13

you know. I think there was, your voice makes

33:16

it such that you have jowls, so people could

33:16

definitely hear that. You said Jowls. You have

33:23

like a Kentucky Derby sort of kind of build

33:23

in the face. And what I mean is like, no, no.

33:28

I'm not being mean. I'm really just trying to

33:28

say that you have Jowls and that's like a very

33:35

distinguished look. People know like Winston

33:35

Churchill. Jowls. Moving away. Or like a South

33:43

Carolina center. You're not coming back from

33:43

this one, bro. This is game seven. You know

33:49

like the little pouches like has this group

33:49

of top the gel the gel pouches I don't even

33:54

know if they're Joe, but I would say like some

33:54

type of like apples Yeah, like bro each one

33:59

of them packs is like A dollar like twenty dollars.

33:59

No, no,

34:27

no I'm gonna punch you. But I'm saying like

34:27

they take like all these nutrients and like

34:35

supplements and shit. Each one of those shits

34:35

like even if you go on their website like even

34:39

as a call like 10, 15% off or whatever, it still

34:39

runs you like 15, 20 bucks. So even like 25

34:45

hours run like a full marathon is like. It's

34:45

pretty worth it for the shit that you consume.

34:50

Yeah, that's true. I mean, I get it. But that's

34:50

like you think it's silly to pay to run. No,

34:55

it's just like what I don't like running like

34:55

I could. I can run. You so you're very athletic.

35:00

You seem very but it's just like, why am I paying

35:00

to like exert myself? Because I usually for

35:04

a marathon, it's like I see like, oh, it's October.

35:04

It is a breast cancer marathon. Oh, like, oh,

35:09

it's it's. June is LGBT marathons. I usually

35:09

think I associate marathon so like causes of

35:16

like that I think so I guess maybe I maybe it's

35:16

like a donation type of thing in that case

35:24

But that's how I like learned about marathons,

35:24

okay

35:30

But then there's like marathons where it's like,

35:30

oh my god, there's a paint run. Oh my god didn't

35:33

pay $50 She just run like a half marathon and

35:33

get sprayed in the face about paint. It's like

35:39

what am I doing? You're paying for your merchandise,

35:39

you're paying for the experience, but what

35:43

I think is it's a lot like when you do those,

35:43

like, you have like local rugby teams, you

35:50

have local basketball teams, you know what I'm

35:50

saying? They play in leagues, you know what

35:53

I'm saying? So you have to pay your dues anywhere

35:53

you go. You say, like, we're using your logic.

35:58

It's like, why would anyone pay for anything?

35:58

You know what I'm saying? But like, if I paid

36:01

a food so I could like eat and maintain sustenance.

36:01

Yeah, I'm saying if when it comes to like team

36:06

sports or like when it comes to events, you

36:06

know, saying like, why would anyone pay for

36:10

anything? It's like, well, you have to pay to

36:10

play. That's just it's just like anything.

36:13

You know what I'm saying? So like, I guess it's

36:13

kind of like doing like Spartan races and shit.

36:16

Well, it's always I guess if you are in a in

36:16

a basketball league, a football league, rugby,

36:20

whatever, you're not professional, you still

36:20

have to pay to get the uniform to go traveling.

36:26

Country and drink this if it's a marathon you

36:26

I thought it was come as you are you have to

36:31

run it you see Like that thing is those are

36:31

regular. It's regulated. So you And then the

36:36

thing is like for that you say you run you run

36:36

a marathon I'm just gonna one that everyone

36:39

else Boston Marathon, right? Because of the

36:39

face that he made

37:00

Nah Shout out to jay jenner how you did a good

37:00

job in that movie. There's a movie about the

37:03

Boston Marathon bombing. Yes What? Okay, I'm

37:03

gonna get to you so the Boston Marathon yes

37:14

answer your question is Okay, I'll be honest

37:14

I'm not a movie person that's why I actually

37:18

it was it's not any disrespect to Boston even

37:18

though Boston is trash comparison in New York,

37:22

but Continue. OK, Boston. The Boston Marathon.

37:22

It's regulated. It's official. And people,

37:30

I mean, aside from the fact that, yes, there's

37:30

the, it's kind of like, what's the name? A

37:38

really big, that's what I'm looking for. Um.

37:38

Event? No, like self-esteem boosts. You know

37:44

what I'm saying? Like it really it really makes

37:44

everyone feel like a motivator because you

37:47

have to work really hard like to be to qualify.

37:47

You have to qualify to qualify before you even

37:51

get out of Boston. Like it's a it's a well-respected

37:51

one. You know what I'm saying? As far as like

37:55

the standards. That pair with the fact that

37:55

those things are officially recorded, like

38:02

people, they're dotted down in like a log, you

38:02

know, saying so. Like it's not just like because

38:06

I can say to anybody, yeah, I run a marathon

38:06

in like an hour. So, well, did you? Because

38:11

you should be jello. Like, honestly, you should

38:11

be liquefied. I don't know. I mean, many humans,

38:16

except for like Elliot Kipchoge, like the world's

38:16

fastest marathon runner that can run that fast.

38:21

Even other marathoners can't run that fast.

38:21

I'm a haterized speech, bro. It's just the

38:25

truth. I think it was. I'm saying like if you

38:25

come to me and I said to you my yo you ran

38:30

a man thought my yo good shit, bro I'm glad

38:30

you're doing the shit you do like but for the

38:43

cup for a nigga be like Yeah, I read a hundred

38:43

meters in 9.8 seconds, oh really you and also

38:49

We should run together so I'm saying I'm a hater

38:49

for pointing out like okay cute You know or

38:58

you know Marcus comes and he says are you yesterday?

38:58

I ran a hundred meters in Eight seconds you're

39:03

like, okay. All right, and you're not dead.

39:03

No, I just misheard you about that I was calling

39:07

you hate I was just saying that nigga that would

39:07

come to you and be like damn that you ain't

39:10

running shit in no fucking I would nigga you

39:10

a fucking goofy ass nigga But there's something

39:16

is out there like that Yeah, I mean, I'm sure

39:16

they are but the thing is with to answer your

39:20

question why people pay for is like it's a comp

39:20

It's a sense of accomplishment. You're a part

39:24

of a community And your and is recorded. I guess

39:24

so. I would just never do it. That's just me.

39:32

This is like you wouldn't buy tables. Is this

39:32

waste of money? That's just as actually a waste

39:38

of money. It's just like financially, I would

39:38

say so. It's not what he is. No, it's a good

39:43

point. But if your purpose is to be in the club,

39:43

what I'm saying is like, OK, running is demonstrably

39:49

better for you than it is to sit around drinking.

39:49

There was no argument there. I understand.

39:54

It was our reason. So going to the club, being

39:54

a facility, primarily for interaction and also

40:00

to drink, there were more bad things that happened.

40:00

I mean, I guess the number of bodies. Pro what?

40:09

Oh, why you laughing now? Why you laughing now,

40:09

nigga? I ain't even lie. I didn't even chuck

40:11

away. He said that shit. I was because he threw

40:11

you off. Yeah, it's because of me. It's like,

40:16

hey, you didn't drink on the club. I'm going

40:16

to say that there are more. The probability

40:22

of something someone getting hurt while in a

40:22

club and around alcohol is much higher than

40:27

it is for someone in a marathon. But you just

40:27

talked about how like running a marathon, paying

40:32

the price of plays like the fucking what is

40:32

it? It's like the so it's like camaraderie

40:37

and like you feel good. Yeah, yeah. Some niggas

40:37

do that shit at the club. They with their boys,

40:41

they get in. They pay for the drink. Is that

40:41

my point is less healthy in my opinion, or

40:47

rather is less of a waste of time to just go

40:47

running. which is better for your body and

40:52

for your, I guess, your mind, in my opinion.

40:52

Yeah, I don't know. I kind of like alcohol

40:57

is literally rocks your brain. Like it's like

40:57

that's like a thing. Well, we're not arguing

41:01

that I don't have you. We all know. No, but

41:01

I say what is associated with clubs other than

41:06

women? What are people? I just saw you see artists,

41:06

you want to see? Yeah, right. But aside from

41:12

the people not being not being with the fucking

41:12

dirty ass people that be if you a female, if

41:17

you a female to if you a female to you, you

41:17

want to be you want to see somebody. Right.

41:21

Think about it. I'm a I'm a I'm a. What are

41:21

the reasons people go to the club? I just want

41:24

that to see to see music, to see live music.

41:24

Yeah. Live music never paid for live music

41:30

before in your life. You can have it. I think

41:30

that you're I think that you're or to be with

41:34

people and be at an event. and choosing a little

41:34

bit. I think it's the same. She said, yes,

41:40

you're participating with people right at a

41:40

marathon. You drink, you drink, you iterate

41:44

with your boys and run 26 miles. Can you not

41:44

do what you can do at a marathon? Run and run

41:52

with people. Those are the things that you can

41:52

do at the marathon. OK. Well, so I'm saying,

41:58

I mean, you can run back to the side of seeing

41:58

the music. You put other things associated

42:01

aside from running on the track. I'm going to

42:01

you out. What's the first thing you can do?

42:07

out the club once he start shooting that shit

42:07

off. I'm like, it doesn't matter. Listen to

42:11

me, answer me, seriously, a serious question.

42:11

When I say marathon, what's the first thing

42:15

that comes to mind? Running. Okay. You see when

42:15

I say club, I say this. I was like, man, what's

42:19

the first thing that really comes to your mind?

42:19

Running. Yes. And running, apparently. OK,

42:24

cool. Interesting. There's three things. I don't

42:24

know what the fuck he's talking about. Oh,

42:28

are you talking about clubs or are you talking

42:28

about marathons? Oh, OK. Clubs, dancing. So

42:34

you're saying to me, you're saying to me that

42:34

there is an equal probability of me drinking

42:39

alcohol while running a marathon as it would

42:39

be to be in the cloud of a club. I want you

42:44

to be honest with me right now. I want I want

42:44

niggas to play. back and say what and tell

42:49

me in the comments timestamp when the fuck I

42:49

said that dumb shit this nigga said all I said

42:55

was it's the same shit if you're in what way

42:55

I said it's a waste of money I said it's more

42:59

of a waste of money to go to the club in my

42:59

opinion than it would be to go running overall

43:07

has better more of a benefit than it would be

43:07

to be in club yes you can say the camaraderie

43:10

but there's less of a chance of you dying all

43:10

I'm saying is that maybe what I'm saying is

43:15

like That's your opinion. What's more of a waste

43:15

of money and what's not a waste of money? Sure.

43:21

Right. Because you could say, yeah, this is

43:21

these are your points. I would just say I'm

43:24

going to lay out exactly what the fuck you just

43:24

said. Right. So you said in a marathon, right,

43:28

you pay to play, right? You build camaraderie,

43:28

right? You get merchandise, right? You get

43:33

drinks on the way there or like while you're

43:33

on the marathon. You water your water. You

43:37

get like maybe get water, not a drink. I'm just

43:37

going to make sure you drink. I want to make

43:41

sure it's abundantly clear when we say drinks,

43:41

because I can say drinks at the club and no

43:44

one thinks water. OK. So I'm going to get water.

43:44

Water also water is free at the club, but you

43:50

gotta pay $25 in a man. You know, it goes in

43:50

clubs to get water to get water I do When you're

43:55

thirsty you say I need to go to yo you have

43:55

a disorder where you can't let niggas speak

43:59

for Could listen when you get listed the first

43:59

thing on your mind is I need to go to a club

44:06

right now to get No, I'm saying that's an option

44:06

Hey, can I get a water? Okay. So yeah, you

44:13

do all these things in math. All right camaraderie and paying the price of play, right? So when

44:19

you go to a club, you pay the price to pay,

44:22

whether it's the table or you just go on GA,

44:22

whatever you're doing, right? You can listen

44:26

to live music, right? You could be with your

44:26

people, like participating, right? Like comradery,

44:31

right? You pay for drinks, whether that's water

44:31

if you're thirsty, if you're not. There's some

44:36

people that don't even go to the club to drink.

44:36

They do DDS, or they just take care of their

44:39

friend group, drink water, or drink all the

44:39

Henny, the Henrock, the Syroc, the Doucet,

44:45

all that. They do all that. They drink alcohol.

44:45

They listen to live music and they have a good

44:50

time. I'm saying these are two separate points

44:50

where people are paying money to have a good

44:54

time. So I'm saying, yes, it may be way more

44:54

unhealthy to go to a club, but you cannot say,

44:59

oh, it's a waste of money to bug. It's a complete

44:59

waste of money to go to the club and buy a

45:03

table where I say, oh, I'm just playing money

45:03

to go run and be with other people and drink.

45:06

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What's the difference

45:06

between long term and short term like dopamine

45:10

effects? Because do you know for a fact that

45:10

everything is like better when it comes to

45:15

like you know, running or like doing like any

45:15

kind of physical activity. Like all that stuff

45:20

is like every single time you do it, it sure

45:20

sucks. But over time, it becomes a better like

45:26

double effect. No, I'm sorry. What clubs and

45:26

shit that is like, wait, can I? I got it. I

45:30

got it. I got one last thing to say. OK, this

45:30

better be your dad. I just want to say they're

45:38

both right. Dude, they're both the way I'm the

45:38

reason why I said it's a waste of time. Well,

45:42

I was really just trying to explain to you that

45:42

my opinion that it's a waste of time is for

45:46

those. things. In my opinion, the consequence

45:46

of running a marathon is much more beneficial,

45:51

therefore less of a waste of time than it would

45:51

be because the consequences of going to the

45:55

club are many. But usually not. I'm not seeing

45:55

my favorite artists before you get smoked.

46:02

There's gonna be other marathons. Yeah, there's

46:02

gonna be other marathons, but there's not gonna

46:05

be... There was another Boston Marathon next

46:05

year. Yeah, there's not gonna be another PNB

46:08

Rock. Yeah, there's not gonna be another Pops

46:08

Smoke. I guess they don't have Spotify or Apple

46:13

Music or something like that. Live music. That's

46:13

fine, that's fine. The experience is different.

46:19

The concert is different from class, by the

46:19

way. But anyway, continue. I don't know, the

46:24

experience is different, but it's... I just

46:24

wanna move on from this conversation. Yeah,

46:28

Q, what you wanna talk about? Well, anything

46:28

but this, bro. Yeah, so say something. Just

46:33

hear the words marathon, bro, just like as much

46:33

as you are exhausting me. It is really exhausting.

46:37

Because I'm thinking about running all the time.

46:37

I'm not going to lie to you. No, man. That's

46:40

what I'm saying. That's the baddest thing I

46:40

think I ever heard a nigga say. Yo, you sweating

46:46

over a marathon, but thinking about a marathon?

46:46

Bro, that's just 24 miles, bro. That's just

46:50

not bad. It's 26. 26.7. 26.2 or 26.6. Ah, bro,

46:50

yeah, I'm broken. No, but you know what's crazy,

46:57

though? They have ultra marathon. Which are

46:57

like, you know the story of marathon was about

47:01

this guy who was running to and from

47:23

Anybody that says thinking about a marathon

47:23

makes them tired What made you start like running

47:27

this shit? your fitness shit like I've been

47:27

like this other kid like your upbringing yeah

47:33

you've been like helpful you've always trained

47:33

like this engaged in sports and stuff like

47:36

that yeah 100% boxing football wrestling that's

47:36

all so you Marcus got that in comics I know

47:41

Marcus you like trained to try to be a football

47:41

star he was bred you look like your parents

47:54

were like from a stock like Oh my god. If this

47:54

were, listen to me say, if this were- How do

48:04

you look a grown ass man in the eye and say

48:04

you look like you was fucking built from a

48:07

horse? How do you do that, bro? I mean, it's

48:07

honest. Listen, if this were like the Antebellum

48:13

South, I would immediately think, wow, you know,

48:13

this guy, his parents were definitely- Can

48:17

you say that again, bro? The Antebellum South.

48:17

Can you say that five times fast? No, why?

48:20

Because what the fuck is the Antebellum South?

48:20

It's like after the war, I think, after the

48:24

Civil War. That's what it was all about. Oh,

48:24

I've never heard that shit. I've never heard

48:28

that term before. Yeah, yeah. after the Civil

48:28

War. Yeah, I bring out these movies I never

48:32

seen the Boston Marathon movie. I never seen

48:32

Antebellum South movie. No, you have seen the

48:37

hate the hateful. Atefully is based in the Antebellum

48:37

South. I saw it. So yeah, so Tarantino one,

48:43

right? Yeah. Samuel Jackson, like you're like

48:43

Roth. Oh, no, I've seen the movie. You know,

48:49

I do. You only do all that. All right. He just

48:49

put that away. All right. Thank you. Put Google.

48:54

Russell's in it. I've seen the movie. Yeah.

48:54

All right. It was a good movie.

49:03

Oh, damn. Oh, damn. Oh, excuse me. I knew I

49:03

was wrong. That's why I go and table them.

49:07

And see being the prefix, it just means before

49:07

a war. Sorry. Oh, I thought it was after the

49:12

war. No, that's why I said I knew it was before

49:12

because it is the prefix there. So and table

49:17

them. Bellum being, I guess, war. Great for

49:17

like Lady Antebellum. Yeah. Who is that? You

49:25

tell me you said it. I don't know. So why do

49:25

you say it? Cause I've heard that word before,

49:29

like shit just pops in my brain. I was like,

49:29

I gotta say it. That's how it works. I'm getting

49:34

that vibe. We vibing? I'm not vibing. You feel

49:34

freaky? Shooters gotta shoot. Nah, what are

49:48

you talking about? What shooters gotta shoot,

49:48

bro? Oh, you asked this man if you're trying

49:52

to get freaky. It's a meme. It's a meme, bro.

49:52

I don't know. I'm not. I'm not trying to get

49:57

freaky. Nobody said the words. Are you trying

49:57

to get freaky, bro? So what exactly did you

50:02

say? Freaky was in the was I said. I said, you

50:02

feeling freaky? I'm not feeling anything. I

50:08

don't feel any. This is what I said. I'm a plant.

50:08

I said I'm a beer plant. Literally a tree.

50:13

Are you like a like a ficus or like a Vash to

50:13

stampede?

50:21

You never y'all never heard of a stampede no,

50:21

I'm gonna get really good know about bassist

50:25

and no I'm a Pauper a potpourri. I'm a potpourri

50:25

you are what's that she called? Not pulpit.

50:30

That's not a plan at all. I don't poppy pulpit

50:30

You ever heard that song crack music by Kanye

50:35

West? No. Yo, y'all seen that shit with Kanye?

50:35

This nigga got cold, getting his dick sucked

50:39

on the fucking- Oh, not Kanye. What? Yeah, yeah.

50:39

Oh. What, I was- No, it was photos with his

50:46

bare ass out and you could assume like shorty's

50:46

wearing his shoes. Oh, shit, yeah, yeah. Yeah,

50:50

he was on a canoe or some shit. Yeah, in like

50:50

Venice or something. He was giving him a mop.

50:53

That's gotta be hella uncomfortable. What? Getting

50:53

topped? The thing about getting, giving, not

50:58

giving, but like imagine being- Nah, I might

50:58

say that's not going nowhere near my imagination.

51:03

person. I can use a wooden or metal right. It's

51:03

not like knee pads. But they were on the canoe.

51:11

I understand. But I can imagine that she's one

51:11

of the leggings are going to give her padding.

51:17

You never got a head on the floor. I got a head

51:17

on the floor like I'm laying down. Yeah, I

51:21

mean, or you're just on the floor. Am I standing

51:21

on the floor? I'm laying down. What's the most

51:25

uncomfortable position you've gotten ahead in?

51:25

Ooh, I had a lot of head in my life. I got

51:34

to think most uncomfortable. I've been upside

51:34

down before I've had someone pick me up. I've

51:40

had to. Oh, you're like, no, this is the biggest

51:40

thing. This is like 40, 40 pounds. They didn't

51:46

make it to 40. No, no, no. It was a very sad

51:46

like role. Like, you know, saying like they

51:52

had to roll me up. Give me on up there. Bro,

51:52

what the fuck are you talking about, bro? Can

51:58

you elaborate on this? So you were like you

51:58

ever did like a crap, not crap, a wheelbarrows?

52:02

Yes. Yeah. OK, so imagine that. But I'm the

52:02

wheelbarrow. And so they're trying to work

52:09

them. They try to roll me up to work themselves

52:09

to settle my. So they push you. But you say

52:14

you said to the throne, you said they tried,

52:14

but they met their goal. If you call it that.

52:20

So were you like on a wall? You were on the.

52:20

No, no, please, please. I need to know. So

52:25

you got in like the push up position and the

52:25

significant other you was with grabbed your

52:29

legs on a bed. Yeah. You want a bed in the push

52:29

up position? Yeah. And they grabbed your legs.

52:35

Yeah. And they tried to push you up. Roll me

52:35

up because they could. I'm trying to. So you're

52:40

in a handstand. So you like breaking a neck,

52:40

basically. Not breaking my neck. You like falling

52:46

on your neck. No, I'm on my hands. You literally

52:46

just did a handstand for a bull. I wouldn't

52:50

like a handstand. It was more like a I don't

52:50

know. Was your neck not compressed at some

52:54

point in this operation? Why would my neck get.

52:54

I'm thinking, I'm thinking. When you say you.

52:57

You're doing a. Shut the fuck up, bro. You know,

52:57

I'm just doing this whole heart. If he's on

53:02

the bed like this and they're trying to. And

53:02

his feet are like where my fucking wrist is.

53:06

in this in this diagram are you not doing are

53:06

you not doing this are you not doing you he's

53:12

literally doing a push-up position and she's

53:12

grabbing his legs to push him up to roll him

53:17

up Bromcap. That's fucking idiots. What? Some

53:17

idiots. You just embarrassed because you got

53:25

your dick sucked. I'm embarrassed about getting

53:25

my dick sucked upside down. Because she like

53:28

I think I think you got like fucking bullied,

53:28

bro. Bullied? Yeah, I'm OK with people wanting

53:32

to like bullying me, actually. And I'm OK on

53:32

that. Yeah, you can stand on me. I don't care.

53:39

OK, that counts as bullying. Yeah, I understand.

53:39

So you like that predator prey shit? I've you

53:45

guys explained that to me. I'm not, I'm not,

53:45

I'm not doing that. Cool, cool, cool. All right.

53:49

Well, that concludes this episode of Simply

53:49

Chatting. Like I said before, time and time

53:54

again, let us know what you guys want us to

53:54

talk about. Any feedback, any recommendations

53:59

or whatever, or just like, yo, this shit's not

53:59

funny. Pegging. Sorry.

54:09

That was Ethan by the way. That was Element

54:09

OP. Element OP over here. Alright, by any way

54:15

guys, thanks for listening. That's all for this

54:15

song.