An unpredictable affair with life. Sometimes it's exciting and I get butterfly's of joy. It even makes me feel a bit naughty. Lately tho....this hoe! Doesn't know her place. She has become the equivalent of a slashing 3 tires, breaking some windows, holding onto a side view mirror by a cable, kind of psycho. Oh and did I forget to mention she stole my stereo and sold it on eBay for $300 bucks. She went and got herself a self care day. You ask how I know? She posted pics on her platforms and tagged me in them. Life is just like a toxic ex. All I wanted was unconditional love without the weight of laundry, kids, and dishes. Sanity is close to its breaking point the pills are all gone, and alcohol makes the nonsense feel something like this "The horrible moment when you realize that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarrassing) implications for... bitches. ME I AM Bitches."