Welcome to another Sick Minds (thank you for being patient, you worm). In this episode Nico and Griggs are joined by the comedy genius behind Barry from Watford, Alex Lowe, who delights us by spewing bile about his neighbours. Meanwhile Griggs reminisces about strangling a man on a train and Nico complains about the current brand obsession with pathetically asking customers 'How did we do?'

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