This week the boys have quite a lot to discuss, such as where they would position in a human centipede, how many people would you have to 1v1 to be the last human standing and Stu has some incontrovertible proof that the Mandela Effect is real.

Freedom Fingers

Feb 27th, 2023 1h 1m

Get ready for a wild ride as the lads delve into a mysterious and cursed grimoire that details the tastiest and grossest eats from across the fair British Isles. Spoiler alert: they don't hold back on their opinions, and things get pretty heate

4: The Tragic End of Cheddar George

Aug 29th, 2022 52m 32s

This week the boys get a stern telling off from the Wizards for talking about the MCU too much, so they move on to knock off heroes instead after Ryan's trip to Loldi. They also discuss the recipe for the perfect action movie and a beloved podc

3: Annika Mice and the Spunky Gargoyle Menace

Aug 21st, 2022 55m 10s

This week the boys talk about all kinds of hot content, like who is the sexiest cartoon character, how the Godzilla movies changed their tone dramatically, what the funk is going on with superhero movies these days, what’s the latest shit going

2: The Absolute Unit

Aug 4th, 2022 1h 6m

In this hot episode, the boys deliver some hot real talk to you, the listener! Including the British version of everyone's favourite green, angry bloke and what Captain America really thinks of his superiors. In fact they go on about the MCU a

1: The Drinking Shaft

Aug 3rd, 2022 1h 1m

Welcome to Kidnapped by Wizards, the hot new comedy podcast from the three tools that brought you Shart Select! To get the ball rolling, the boys talk about beloved internet questions and where they fall in these mythical debates, which MCU mov

Farewell, Shart Select!

Apr 18th, 2022 1h 13m

It's the final ever episode of the Shart Select podcast as you know it (join us for Kidnapped By Wizards, coming soon to a podcast supplier near you!) Don't worry, it wasn't Stu and Ryan's shameful display the week before that did it in, we're

The Bonanza Bros.

Apr 11th, 2022 41m 1s

This week Stu and Ryan are Beefless with him literally tied up with ottoman work at Poundland. They discuss some classic Reddit cringe, the best Marvel fight scenes, some sus World of Warcraft spells, Spider monkeys and making noises when your

Stay kayfabe, Stu!

Apr 4th, 2022 1h 7m

This week the boys are back up to their usual bull at the Wizards Tower. They discuss why Salem is only good thing in Sabrina the Teenage Witch, that Oscars slap, which Greggs treat is the best (in return for hopefully landing a sponsor as usua

Who the f**k is Frank Goof?

Mar 28th, 2022 1h 8m

This week has it all going on, as the boys look back in time upon the history of Shart Select, apparently they used to like video games… nerds! They also go off on a massive tangent about cartoons from the 1990s, and how basically all of you ar

I'm Darth DhogDirk!

Mar 21st, 2022 59m 11s

This week the boys are all ready to divulge hot secrets from the Star Wars universe that they definitely know about for reals! They also discuss wookie anatomy, the surprisingly stylish secrets of snails, the ineptitude of Inspector Gadget, and

Get Off Those Skeleton Nuts!

Mar 14th, 2022 1h 7m

This week the boys are joined by Harrison Wild, the lovely host of the Grief Burrito podcast (alongside that other guy). What will they discuss, though? Well there's more Office Guy antics, Ryan reveals the truth of Warehouse Guy, someone recko

The Slow Thrust Ottoman Empire

Mar 7th, 2022 55m 53s

After several weeks of ignoring the wizard’s faxes, things finally come to a head for the boys, but what do they discuss? Well, what exactly happens in the Wizardverse club “Poundland” (not to be confused with our high street discount friends),

Trailer

Shart Select Season 8 Trailer

Mar 6th, 2022 3m 23s

Shart Select Season 8 TrailerDon't miss out on Weekly Bonus episodes of the Drip Tray where we generate Rule 34 stories about your suggested characters or our Patreons and read them out www.patreon.com/shartselectJoin the Discord Server - ht

All Monster, No Sponsorship (Yet?)

Feb 28th, 2022 1h 10m

In this excellent episode of everyone’s favourite podcast, the boys get incredibly horny in main while discussing those hench boys and girls. As well as this insanity, they discuss Ray Parker Jr’s shocking confession, Office Guy update is here,

All Apple, No Crumble (Part One) - Sponsored by Monster Energy(?)

Feb 21st, 2022 1h 3m

This week the boys stumble across a scandalous conspiracy involving ITV’s golden son, wonder why the world’s gone Sonic mad, the real story behind Die Hard, the worst TV show ever conceived, looked at a gritty Fireman Sam reboot and discover ju

Thicc Bois and Choccy Veins

Feb 14th, 2022 1h 5m

This week the boys are landed with a very special set of missions, just as The Beef accidentally summons coronavirus into himself. They choose which chocolate bars are the GOAT out of a set list, and also judge this years League of Extraordinar

Wabbit Season!!! Adonis Season!!!

Feb 7th, 2022 1h 1m

Things get a bit horny in main this week as the boys lay it all out on the table! We rank the top sexy rabbits for Dave Cooper, The Beef talks about his new work crush and one of the hosts is a little too quick to talk about which Pokémon would

Jack Skellington's Dirty Little Secret

Jan 31st, 2022 1h 8m

In this week's hullabalooza of an episode, the boys reveal the Pumpkin King's dirty little secret, find some wholesome goodness in The Book of Boba Fett, use the recent Microsoft acquisition to cast each console company as American High School

Dat Thicc Gammorean Bussy

Jan 24th, 2022 1h 2m

The Beef is joined by new hosts Mike Oxlong and Drew Peacock as they look at the latest news, complaints and comedy flashback stories from across the world. Mike takes a deep dive into the weird world of Alphacon, The Book of Boba Fett's thicc

12 Days of Shartmas - 12 Lumbers Jacking

Dec 25th, 2021 28m 55s

Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardverse characters, you'd be insane not to check o