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Ladies, this is one of

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the most important moments in a

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relationship. It's when you're

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going to pass gas for the first

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time in front of your man. Now,

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some couples, this happens right

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away in relationship and others,

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it takes years, it does happen

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for everybody like it or not.

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But there's a few things I

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recommend doing, both mentally

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and physically to prepare for

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this. First of all, it's only a

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fart, everyone does it, he does

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it all the time likely in front

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of you. So don't worry about it.

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If he does care too much when

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you do it, then break up with

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him, he's probably not meant to

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be with you. Now, given the

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technique that you'll do to

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introduce it, you may want to

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practice and we'll go over those

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techniques here shortly. But

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mostly the physical piece,

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right, you want to get the

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environment set up just in case

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have some air freshener on hand,

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maybe some new undies just

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around the corner in your

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pocket, or just have a little

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box of wet wipes. You never know

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what's going to happen, you're

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going to be nervous, it's going

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to go and you don't want to

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complicate the situation

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further, some techniques for

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introducing the fart are

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important. Now, first and

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foremost, you can go with

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honesty, just tell him hey, I'm

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going to fart. The key here is

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to remember the look on his

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face. And the surprise and it'll

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be funny much later in a in a

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memory or just made a blog post

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or a podcast we'll talk about

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second way you can do is just

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the Ignore method. The good old

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silent but deadly. It's not

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cool. It's not my favorite

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option, but it is an option. My

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favorite option is the old Pull

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my finger. Every man on the

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planet loves this. You will get

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a weird look from him, but he

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will certainly pull your finger

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and you can just let it go and

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just go back to watching the

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movie or whatever. Like it never

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happened. You may have a

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conversation afterwards like

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hey, that was weird or

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congratulations, but it didn't

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they once you've delivered the

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bomb. You're gonna feel better,

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both emotionally and physically

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and likely live happily ever

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after.