Get ready for some classic high-camp horror, because you've got an appointment with THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES!   (Matron, please! He really isn't that sort of doctor!)To help me ward off this diabolical doc, Ive enlisted two theaterical titans: JOHN CLEMO and VINCENT MARANO; one of whom once had dessert with VINCENT PRICE!

Which guest was it?Who paid for the strawberry phosphate?And, most importantly, DID THEY PUT OUT???