It was evening now, but the night sky had been swallowed by abyssal darkness. The parking lot was almost completely empty. Abandoned, they thought, though they quickly banished this from their minds. The air felt thick. Unnatural. They stood i

The Number of Things is Six

May 5th, 2021 43m 31s

Good value, that poem.

SKELETONS

Oct 16th, 2020 31m 6s

Ever wonder what happened to Brad and Julian after they grappling hooked onto that helicopter in episode 9? No? Well, too bad. Behold! The smoldering wreckage of Chicago, or at least Brad's house. Julian's arboreal prison. Two skeletons. A c

Youth Culture (w/ Jo Hoch, Tanner Goldberg)

Apr 5th, 2020 50m 30s

After six full months of vacation off the grid, Brad returns to Dubai and discovers that things have changed at the Burj Khalifa. Meet June Goliath, CEO of MunchGoodCorp.Gov, and her assistant/enforcer Nico. They understand youth culture.

Cursed ASCII Art

Sep 30th, 2019 17m 51s

6 months after heartbreak (?) in Portgual, Brad returns to Dubai, but before he even sets foot in the Burj, something is wrong. Maybe it's an IT issue. Maybe. Also - Juuling - Jeweling - Julian

Saudade (w/ Brittany Grace)

Sep 17th, 2019 41m 28s

A six month vacation begins. Serendipity in Azores. Ah, saudade.

Pack Up (w/ Gavin Morgan, Jo Hoch)

Jul 23rd, 2019 23m 16s

This episode picks up right where "10: Unpack" left off. Everyone has gotten sick together. Together. You're embarrassing me, and I'm embarrassed. This is embarrassing for everyone. Everything will be embarrassing for forever. For all of us. ..

Unpack (w/ Gavin Morgan, Jo Hoch)

Jul 15th, 2019 35m 47s

[REDACTED]'s COOL DIET 2.0 IS NOW HIRING Hey! Are you a social media rock star or an IT ninja? Are you young as hell? Please send a resume and cover letter and/or head on over to the United Arab Emirates, then make your way up to floor 99 at th

Rattttttt Tale

Jul 5th, 2019 32m 52s

Julian does a bad job with his mouth and brain. And he's a top skimmer. HOOKS...for crochet. HOOKED...on drugs. HOOKS...grappling. -- SALAD is an improvised podcast by Brad Garoon with Julian Freed-Brown

Where the Liquid Meets the Sand

Apr 24th, 2019 37m 23s

Are you an ant queen or an elephant king? Are you a tsunami? Find out. Take the shot. Julian's Cool Diet v. 2.01 (Patch Notes) - Bugs - Bug fixes - Removed several bugs

Heikegani

Mar 18th, 2019 23m 20s

Heike warriors who were killed at the Battle of Dano-no-ura are reincarnated are crabs.

Bootstraps

Mar 4th, 2019 20m 48s

Welcome back to New York City. In this city, you write your own story. Make your own sody pop. Beat up your own dad. Date your own self. But this movement is too big for one city. This is a revolution...in evolution. Welcome to Vitruvia, popul

Tears of a Clone

Jan 28th, 2019 26m 30s

3% is more than you think. Cyrano, Don, and everyone’s favorite thane: together at last. Welcome to the old country. SALAD is an improvised podcast by BRAD GAROON and JULIAN FREED-BROWN Edited by BRAD GAROON Additional Music by KAI ENGEL

The Single and the Noise

Sep 24th, 2018 34m 17s

After an unexplained hiatus, Brad and Julian reclaim the podcast throne by threatening Nate Silver, explaining spaghetti, and handing you the keys to a castle called Self-Love. It's your very own castle, and you deserve it. Julian employs his

Ivories

Aug 8th, 2018 19m 41s

Wild dogs roam the lobby of the Bellagio as the golden man plays a nocturne in the key of attempted murder. Witness the horrifying birth of a beautiful friendship. Recorded in Chicago, 2014. Maybe 2013? SALAD is Brad Garoon & Julian Freed-Brow

Trash Psychology

Jul 28th, 2018 19m 37s

Get that garbage out of your house and into the middle of the street. Discover a lucrative hobby by writing the saddest words. Next time: the origin story of the world's best friends. Recorded in Chicago/NYC, 2015.

The Beach Body

Jul 24th, 2018 1h 16m

Welcome to SALAD. On this episode, Julian explains that life is a beach, and if you want that body looking right, you're gonna need some SALAD. Also, Brad admits a terrible secret. Can Julian help? Maybe!

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