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Thank you. Reading.
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Through citations welcome back to Secret Symbols a
2:02
Playstation podcast This is episode number three hundred
2:04
and seven. My. Name is call Moriarty.
2:07
I'm joined today by someone very mysterious indeed.
2:09
Who is this man? Wanted
2:12
to the showed mystery person
2:14
gets me. it's mysteries know
2:16
I I I. I
2:21
just so sad to wear glasses that I can
2:23
finally some fried used to. It's I I've been
2:25
more Seriously. I mean I was. A. Robocall
2:28
but. I was considering doing
2:30
least like a little bit before my fight and
2:32
then they were like don't do that and they
2:34
were like okay and then I was considering doing
2:36
it afterwards and then I just kind as. Added
2:39
I was so relieved to not have to worry about
2:41
any me after the fight that I was like al
2:43
and others but this asked. For. Lobe it.
2:46
And I've been thinking about it more lately
2:48
now that all that has kind of pass
2:51
by. And it's a little
2:53
weird cause. I'm. Not really used
2:55
to my own face? him at all.
2:57
What you want? have glasses on? My
2:59
perception is so high that it warps
3:01
my face right when I look like
3:03
it's print fertility stream. It's even just
3:06
trying on. It. I
3:08
always hated this and I would try glasses
3:10
at like Lens Crafters are like any other
3:12
glasses place. I never
3:14
really knew like how they would look at me
3:16
because they don't. They're. Not prescription lenses
3:18
when you're trying them on. So. It I
3:20
have no real idea how they look and I'm
3:23
semi getting tired of it. and the other now.
3:26
Been. Trying the
3:28
contacts thing. Which. Is. I'm
3:31
not a big fan of it honestly. I. Don't like
3:33
this whole. Poke in my
3:35
own I in the morning I couldn't imagine.
3:38
It's terrible. No no no no No
3:40
No No no. Well. You're
3:42
good to get a seat at Yankee. Had only
3:44
drink a glass of water, staying hydrated, And
3:47
ugly sick I'm I'm not a few people have gotten lazy.
3:49
can I just want make sure that the a laser when the
3:51
wrong direction. sorry. State. of oregon on the
3:53
hour it's it's and has that are really
3:55
freaks me out sweaty of us because people
3:57
have told me like a smell your i
3:59
burning during the surgery because you're awake and it's
4:01
like oh my god. Interesting. I
4:04
sound so horrible. Yeah. But
4:07
yeah, well, I'll be I totally agree with you
4:09
because I wore so I never needed really glasses for
4:11
anything other than distance. I started wearing
4:13
them in high school a little bit that I stopped wearing
4:15
them and then at IGN I started wearing glasses again, I
4:17
would just wear them all the time and I probably wore
4:19
them for I don't know eight years or something like that.
4:21
And then I lost a pair of glasses in a cab
4:24
in New York City as I've explained in
4:26
the past and that was like my favorite pair of glasses couldn't
4:28
replace them just stopped wearing them. I agree with
4:30
you that your face
4:32
you have to adjust to your face. It's actually very similar to
4:34
when I shave my beard down to like very slow. It looks
4:36
like I have no face anymore. I look at
4:38
your fucking pinhead but really I don't. It's just
4:41
I'm so used to looking at myself a certain way. So I totally understand
4:43
what you're saying. Yeah. And
4:46
we'll be very we'll be very intrigued to follow
4:48
this with great interest. Yeah.
4:51
It's like George said buying
4:53
glasses like buying a new face right. Yeah, it's
4:55
like picking a new face. Yeah. All
4:58
right. Well, welcome to the show. Dustin Furman,
5:01
executive producer. Good to see you today, my friend. How
5:03
are you? I'm good. I've got
5:05
to be honest. I'm a little uneasy
5:07
because two days ago
5:09
there was a bee flying around here in
5:11
my office and I
5:14
got to be honest. You know, if you like, oh, you're
5:16
afraid of bees. What are you afraid of a bee
5:18
for? I kind
5:20
of am afraid of bees because
5:22
I've been stung by one. I've been
5:24
stung multiple times. And guess what? It
5:27
fucking hurts and it's very annoying
5:29
and I have like an extra allergic reaction.
5:31
So yeah, I do not want to mess with
5:33
any bees. So the fact
5:35
that there's one seemingly plotting to kill me while
5:38
I sit and record this podcast at any
5:40
moment. He'll be dead soon. I
5:43
haven't seen him in a day. So he's probably done. He's
5:45
done. Yeah, he's done. Yeah. Now,
5:48
yeah, I did find the other day I was
5:50
in my bathroom and I found there was the biggest ant
5:52
I've ever seen in my life. This dude
5:54
was like as big as
5:56
my fingernail. Carpegranate. Yeah. That's
5:59
bad news, dude. I've only seen
6:01
one, and I captured him under a cup. So.
6:03
Just I just can't have been keeping him their. This.
6:06
This to stay alive for six days while
6:09
his I listed at the cop and he
6:11
started to get away, I said no, you
6:13
don't. Put. Him right back under
6:15
there. And so I've just been going everyday and like
6:17
shaken the top Cb still alive. He's.
6:19
Holding on to.the I don't have no food,
6:21
no water. The. Dude strong twice and
6:24
I will drive. He will die. Why are
6:26
you smarter your i want you to cel
6:28
are torturing this as a silver smart a
6:30
big. I found it just want
6:33
to see how long I saw did he would literally
6:35
oh like a day and he be done because I
6:37
kind of forgot about him. It was ripe for went
6:39
to but when to bear I just like I'll just
6:41
leave him. And. Then I sat there
6:43
for a few days and so I went to pick up the
6:45
top. He was steals got away from me. So
6:48
now the challenge. Like I would normally
6:50
torture an aunt, but. The
6:52
fact that he's got the willpower, I'm like no, no,
6:54
no, I I must break you. Yell happening
6:56
is you're You're You're You're. You're
6:59
acting like a cruel god. Yes
7:02
and now is seeping know when he looks
7:04
to come on the give you a little
7:06
bit of a liberties energy and than you
7:08
do So back on him again. Yeah you're
7:10
like the North Vietnamese. Pretty much
7:12
I. Here's a things. What
7:14
is it? Because. People.
7:17
Don't think they will take anything about
7:19
killing a bug. Not all for most
7:21
part. Is is it
7:23
was. Were a mouse though I would feel like
7:25
a horrible person. Only I would never do that
7:27
to a mouse. but family. Should.
7:30
I. Know. Do you want you to
7:32
do it? or? ras? No. No
7:34
I'm saying like even a small creature like a mouse
7:36
that would be ah as I would make me feel
7:38
bad. In also certain so is
7:41
it the size of the at like
7:43
it if rabbits and ends like ras
7:45
were as small as and see that
7:47
you would tear. Well.
7:50
I guess maybe some to do with to ask
7:52
that a lot little mouse. As. A
7:54
little little T Pie or their oh
7:56
and don't know, he's got no to
7:58
redeeming qualities So. My. Dear.
8:02
If if I understand correctly, if
8:04
you believe in the single. Like.
8:07
A single source of life. Mammals
8:09
were created and then we all came
8:11
from that which is. The
8:13
more you think about, the more really doesn't actually
8:15
make any sense. but we're somehow related to that
8:17
creature. The but the mouse he rushes of our
8:19
list. everything. Here's. The thing. I.
8:22
Actually avoid telling insects and less it's or bugs and
8:24
list of the spider I'll kill a spider which not
8:26
an insect but. I'll kill any spider I see.
8:28
No problem. Going. To My way to kill
8:30
it. Other things I kind of little own except
8:33
for those that do some nice destructive Beatles that we
8:35
actually path as bait and catch him and bags. Missing.
8:37
A Bag of Beatles The A Bag of many I
8:39
wrote in the Garbage G E Curbs Novel. It
8:42
via tempting minutes. You actually you know
8:45
what would I just fucking say Stomp
8:47
on it. You know Fsf worried that
8:49
if we really distressing I bet. But
8:52
I don't know. like spiders or the one insect I
8:54
feel it or leave alone. Generally amazon like a carpenter.
8:56
Like something that's like very clearly like oh, that oh
8:58
that's why does going to kill me. You.
9:01
Know I generally spite us alone because I
9:03
feel like they're the only bug. They're.
9:05
The only insect I was in i'm in
9:07
sex arachnids whenever I get it, but they're
9:09
the only creature of that type. But.
9:12
I feel like is also kind of working for me in
9:14
some way. You. Know words like nothing
9:16
else. really does that. You.
9:18
Have I see a roach or something? I'm. Going.
9:21
Scorched earth on that thing. I. Might actually
9:23
capture it. And interrogated and
9:25
then torture it for way longer than bit of
9:27
doesn't do any of his hands. I. Hate
9:29
roaches, No. Sympathy at all from a
9:31
pop out. It's in as much their shoulder blades like
9:34
they did the John Mccain. Are
9:36
you still like when when I was living. High
9:39
Desert their apartments in would live in. I was
9:41
in like two apartments that had like roast problems
9:43
and I noticed by the way that every single
9:45
apart that I've ever been in that had a
9:47
rose from also had a dishwasher don't know what
9:50
that's about. I'd say something.
9:52
I've noticed. Dishwasher, Fucking
9:54
visualization perhaps? It feels
9:56
like a lot to say because that was also like where they
9:58
would come through some times and of. Yeah, the water
10:00
piping, that's where ants come in all the time, is
10:02
like their water lines and shit like that. We
10:06
learned that in San Francisco. I said that
10:08
before, it was a very common thing because
10:10
it's dry so much of the year that when it
10:12
starts to rain, the ants actually start like trying to
10:14
go out and then bring water back or whatever. It's
10:18
crazy. Yeah. The
10:21
way I feel about dishwashers is the way that
10:23
Sony feels about the PS Vita. I feel like it's
10:25
an unnecessary vector and they need
10:27
to be eliminated. Interesting. I
10:30
love the dishwasher, personally. Yeah, you
10:33
love the Vita. Makes sense. Yeah.
10:35
That's a good point. Is your hate
10:38
of the dishwasher rooted
10:40
in the bugs that may come from it, in your
10:42
theory? I
10:44
think the problems that they open
10:46
you up to is not worth
10:48
the solutions that they give you.
10:51
Just wash your dishes. I
10:54
really don't get it. Problems. Other
10:57
than this theory that you can use, it's
10:59
just a hunch. No, no, no, no,
11:01
no. What are the same one other problem, Chris, with the dishwasher?
11:04
It's just another mechanical thing in your kitchen
11:06
that you have to worry about. It's also
11:08
taking up valuable counter space and valuable storage
11:10
space that could be used to
11:13
store other things. It's just
11:15
a huge waste of space and
11:17
a massive mechanical bitch in
11:20
your kitchen that doesn't do anything. What
11:23
does it do? It rinses your dish. Do it yourself.
11:26
What is water? Hours of dishes. What are you doing?
11:29
Over time? Over time? Over time.
11:31
Don't. Just
11:34
wash your dishes the moment you're done. What do you
11:37
mean over time? Why are you letting them sit there long enough
11:39
to even need a dishwasher in the first place? I
11:42
don't mean like let all your dishes pile
11:44
up and then wash them. I'm just saying
11:47
that washing your dishes takes more time than
11:49
it takes to use a dishwasher. No, no,
11:51
no, no, no. But here's the thing about
11:53
the dishwasher. People use it wrong all
11:55
the time. People
11:58
put their fucking dirty, dirty... dirty,
12:00
dirty, unrinsed dishes in the dishwasher.
12:02
It's like, oh, the dishwasher will
12:05
do it. No, you have
12:07
to rinse your dishes thoroughly and then put
12:09
them in the dishwasher, which at that point,
12:11
if you're rinsing your dishes so thoroughly already,
12:14
just finish it. If you're washing your dishes
12:16
80% of the way, just
12:18
so you can put it in the glass 20% in the dishwasher,
12:21
just fucking finish it. I just,
12:23
I don't understand the dishwasher at all. That's
12:25
a fair point. That's always bothered
12:27
me as well, that you had to
12:29
do that. And if you don't do that, you're fucking your dishwasher
12:31
up bad. Well, if you don't do that.
12:34
No, no, no, no, you guys are both wrong.
12:36
Washington Post experts say, don't pre-rinse your dishes. We
12:38
put that advice here to the test. And I've
12:40
heard this before other places. It is a misnomer.
12:42
If you have a modern dishwasher, there's a working
12:44
condition. Yeah, you don't wanna have like a solid,
12:47
like hunks of food on there. You gotta scrape
12:49
it off. But no, you don't need to
12:51
rinse your dishwasher or your dishes before you put it in
12:53
the dishwasher. Yeah, no, I should be clear. If I don't, I
12:55
just wash the, I just put the dish under the water just
12:57
to get rid of like crumbs and things like that. Cause
12:59
we have traps in our dishwasher. Like if there's
13:02
someone who's a dishwasher, you have to empty them. That
13:05
already though, the
13:07
act of even putting the dish under the sink in the
13:09
first place, like I'm already here, dude. Yeah,
13:11
I know. I'm already here. And by the way,
13:13
if I'm putting the dishes away under, like
13:15
I'm putting the dishes under the sink in the first place,
13:18
this is going to be, chances are
13:20
I just finished using them. This
13:23
is going to be the easiest point in
13:25
which they're going to be cleanable anyway. Cause
13:27
nothing's congealed and nothing's staining. You
13:29
could theoretically, like once you're done eating, you could
13:31
theoretically like run to the sink and rinse it
13:33
and be fine just doing that theoretically,
13:36
if you get to it really fucking quick. So I'm like, I
13:38
just, I don't know. And then you have,
13:41
if you have to empty out like the thing in the
13:43
dishwasher, that's just another fucking thing that you have to, oh,
13:45
I got to remember to do this. Oh,
13:47
I got to get like specific dishwasher
13:49
soap that is like very specific to
13:51
the dishwasher. Then you got to get the other stuff
13:53
that you put in that so that doesn't get water
13:55
spots on it. Yeah,
13:58
which was really important. You Don't have to do that. There's
14:00
you know how hard water. but in Santa
14:02
Monica the fucking world's hardest water ever that
14:04
permanently stains things like permanently will permanently stained
14:06
glass. Sanitary If you live Like if you
14:08
have a shower with glatt like you will
14:10
a will stain it and you will not
14:13
get it off. That's how fucking hard the
14:15
water is there. Jet dry, Marry
14:17
Me in China, Your Virginia. We
14:19
only don't you try you, Don't virginia but
14:21
like that that the some say it's a so
14:24
many it's a silly things to pay attention to
14:26
and and manage and six when all you really.
14:28
To. And to not have to do all that,
14:31
you just have to wash your fucking dishes and
14:33
I just. I don't get it. I
14:35
swear I know I never considered. The
14:37
management of a dishwasher. Ah
14:40
to be this extensive. Truly.
14:42
And I for users useful for that respectable
14:44
man who lives by himself. And
14:47
I'm afraid ever cook for anyone but. I.
14:49
You know, if you've got a family your feet
14:51
in a few kids. he got a lot of
14:53
dishes at the end on it multiple times a
14:55
day basis. potentially. Yes, I know
14:57
it's totally valid on a present. Mart.
15:01
Hear those who say he is. I've I vacillated with
15:03
the dishwasher in my life. To admit to be fair,
15:05
when I live in San Francisco with Greg for many
15:07
years, we had a dishwasher and I refused to let
15:09
him use it ever. Because.
15:11
It was. From. The
15:14
late eighties, early nineties, And
15:16
a healthy original energy star marking. I would be
15:18
like no one side and I'm like this. Probably.
15:22
Uses. So. Much power
15:24
and like five hundred gallons of water.
15:26
However, Today, dishwashers are so
15:28
efficient. This is the one upside to them. That.
15:30
They use substantially less water.
15:33
And even depending on indeed nature of your seat like
15:35
what we do have a gas heater left you ever
15:37
will use even less of that as the waters heated
15:39
as well. In some people use of for to be
15:41
judicious like that but we run our once a day
15:43
and that is a thing If you. Make.
15:46
A Cooks all the time. Like everyday
15:48
multiple times a day, sometimes so. We.
15:50
Have all that a dishes and we just run it at night. Get
15:52
up in the morning. Would. Have
15:55
this is way less or cycle. I'm
15:57
kind of. I'm very
15:59
sympathetic the your position because. I.
16:02
Have often wondered about the rinsing to that
16:04
really annoyed me as well. Yeah.
16:06
But. I'm. Over it. Now yes,
16:08
if that's where are you and your this is fucking
16:10
crazy. I don't want me was I created you guys
16:12
his young or old doesn't You probably know cause you
16:14
you bought a bought appliances in the past but. Used.
16:17
To get an appliance. So when I moved in here
16:20
at a Bio my appliances rent whirlpool, whatever may to
16:22
accept. Yeah and then I gots I
16:24
got like a warranty so must be a must.
16:26
I moved in in June of two thousand twenties
16:28
or must be like for your warranty wherever. I've
16:31
got a bunch of things in the mail. To.
16:34
Renew the warranty and like it more. Ring with worry
16:36
on the stove and on the fridge. All this and.
16:39
Do their subscriptions now. How
16:42
to have my own. You don't buy the war. It's
16:44
like or eight. For thirty nine,
16:46
nine months. Will. Take
16:48
care of your stove and I'm like, well,
16:51
I'm not doing that Now here's the thing
16:53
though. It probably comes out to a pretty
16:55
similar price, but I'm like I can't believe
16:57
even these mother fuckers. Are
16:59
now try to get on subscription revenue
17:01
for warranties for these different for ages and
17:04
albany tag plus a my gum goodness.
17:06
I'll. Just let it out as buy a new one at this
17:09
point. Like just it's just not a principal. I think
17:11
we're okay. I think everything's fine right now. The.
17:13
The As A or that's happening with cars to. Were
17:16
like yeah I like the Mlb or one of
17:18
the German companies started doing or out He or
17:20
someone started like having like subscriptions, seat heat and
17:22
shit like that. It's.
17:25
Pretty crazy taken his and out
17:27
a guy so he's then when
17:29
is so. A
17:31
Be cautious in such a deeply
17:33
villain like I real I really.
17:36
That's a villain to me. Like somebody
17:38
who introduces subscription services into features already
17:40
built into a car that is like.
17:44
You. Should be in prison. Salaries
17:46
I fixed like that is so
17:49
outrageously evil that I'd I'd now.
17:52
Your. Kids who suffer for that. the
17:54
training be generational suffering oh yeah
17:57
yeah it's like that since notorious
17:59
dallas rifle Yeah, if
18:01
you escaped North Korea, they're gonna kill everyone you know Everyone
18:07
you've ever met it's pretty ruthless.
18:09
I must say those communists All
18:13
crazy man, well, it's good to be here with you guys You're
18:17
gonna see he's like a real jerk What
18:20
a bunch of assholes Little jerk
18:22
offs. It's gonna be here with you guys today And
18:25
it's good to be here with you out there in the audience.
18:27
Appreciate you So we started a little late today. I'm gonna turn
18:29
it around I wanted to show everyone this though because I just
18:31
thought it'd be an interesting thing unless you worked at like a
18:34
GameStop or Something I doubt you've ever seen this we
18:36
see at games like this at IGN all the time We're
18:39
publishing another Lily Mo game
18:41
and we'll announce it probably late in the summer because we have a lot
18:43
of work to do on it first but the big part of it, of
18:45
course is getting the game and I had
18:48
to start 15 minutes late and the guys accommodated me and
18:50
I appreciate that because a FedEx truck like a truck like
18:52
a fucking 18 Wheeler kind of
18:54
truck pulled up in front of my house and
18:57
Pulled out a huge palette of games now the last
18:59
time we ordered it We ordered a thousand games last
19:01
time and they came in boxes and then sleeves in
19:03
the boxes this time We just got a huge palette
19:05
wrapped in plastic with just the sleeve So it took
19:07
me a long time to get them all inside But
19:10
if people are curious, this is like
19:12
a sleeve of video games and
19:15
I turned the game around and this is how they
19:17
go and our ship the store is usually a sleeve
19:19
at a time or so and Just
19:22
an interesting little tidbit for you in case you're curious about
19:24
the mechanics of the games industry most
19:26
games in the United States are published in Indiana
19:29
in a famous disc
19:31
factor a pressing factory that has existed I
19:33
think since the 80 80s long
19:35
before disc based games and Yeah,
19:38
it's cool to um It's
19:40
cool to get them. So I'm excited.
19:42
Here's the back of the game. It's too low-res. You won't be
19:44
able to tell what it is and Yeah,
19:48
we'll have more to say about that soon. So I had to go do that
19:50
and that and then I started sweating. I mean Yeah,
19:54
oh boy, cuz it's so hot out. Why does it always
19:56
have to be so hot? Then
19:59
when I'm answer that? No. Why would
20:01
it be so hot? In California it's only like 60,
20:03
64 right now. It's
20:06
nice and cool, nice and cloudy.
20:09
Yeah, that's nice. You know
20:11
what, the tilt of the earth and the wobble of the earth, it
20:14
would be nice if we had an earth like a planet... The
20:16
earth was like this and didn't
20:18
wobble. We would actually be able to
20:25
live in permanent places that would have identical weather
20:27
at all at all times except for I guess
20:30
the distance from the Sun would
20:32
it be affected depending on where you were? You'd
20:34
have to change a few things about the mechanics of the orbit of the earth I
20:36
guess. But that would be pretty nice
20:38
because then you could be like, oh I'll
20:40
just live here and this is the way it is. You know,
20:44
if you want this fucking hot bullshit
20:47
in the south, and I'm not even that far
20:49
in the south, dude. Can you imagine what they're doing
20:51
in Mississippi right now? You
20:54
don't even want to imagine what they're
20:56
doing in Mississippi. You think you see
20:58
Confederate flags around here? Yeah, they're
21:01
all microwaved out there. Oh, to
21:03
say the least. All
21:08
right, so PlayStation podcast, Sacred Symbols. It's
21:10
gonna be... We actually didn't even get into
21:13
anything. It took almost 15 minutes to get
21:15
through the dishwashing conversation, which
21:17
is good. True. That's nice and
21:19
it's good to convene with all of you. I'm glad
21:23
to be here today. Feel pretty
21:25
good. Went to the doctor yesterday for a
21:27
physical... No, two days ago. Got
21:29
a blood test. Do you have
21:31
Kaiser Permanente, Chris? Or have
21:34
you? Ever? Yeah, so you know how in Kaiser
21:36
it's like everything in one stop, which is awesome.
21:38
I actually really like Kaiser a lot. I miss
21:40
it. Where it's like you go to one building, it's
21:42
like go to the doctor here, then go see the specialist on
21:44
the third floor, the pharmacy's on the first floor, go get your
21:46
blood test on the second floor. I love that shit. Yeah, it's
21:48
super convenient. This place is in New York and then I used
21:50
to go to you too that were very much like that. That's
21:53
what I was gonna say, I never encountered it until now.
21:55
This place is kind of becoming like that and I'm like
21:57
that's so nice. It's cost control. I mean that's the only
21:59
reason... That they want to do it with. So.
22:02
I was convenient. Here's the thing. Pretty.
22:04
Healthy. Weight flat over the last two
22:06
years which is good and I begin a lot more
22:08
muscle so I'd like to think that's a good thing.
22:11
Cholesterol. Hi. Column.
22:14
Being put on limits or. The
22:16
right now so have a stroke
22:19
or heart attacks. Okay excellent know
22:21
what it? Where's it coming from?
22:24
Could be the mayonnaise? Will. Be
22:26
so surprised about that! Could be
22:28
the cheese. Don't.
22:31
Know. But. We added we
22:33
got a clear the veins. And
22:35
the court. What does it? The arteries. Yeah.
22:38
It's or core corollary. Capillaries,
22:41
capillary, Capillary room. And
22:43
there's. Your home. I
22:45
consider myself a pretty curious person. Rent I'm interested
22:47
in a lot of different things. The
22:50
second you start talking about. Biology.
22:53
Human Biology Animal bought like whatever.
22:57
Is. Going to zone out. Here.
23:00
I. Don't know fucking anything make it me want to me
23:02
like a few months ago because i was like oh my
23:04
fucking to be like just being into the do that's not
23:06
where your kidneys like I was like hold these are our
23:08
and like i really don't even know where my kidneys three
23:11
as it somewhere. In my
23:13
gosh, it's it's it's a it's it's
23:15
cause it's like blower bang your back.
23:17
Yeah, it's like lower back twice as
23:19
were Kidney shot is kind of like
23:21
rye. Roger. I know
23:23
that without him there is a
23:25
kidney or liver. Up
23:27
at an appendix and a pancreas.
23:30
Yes, and running their tail and don'ts Don't
23:32
forget the spleen. The spleen right? A L
23:34
A Commodities but where they are and even
23:37
what they really do. I'll
23:40
give us. yeah, Yeah.
23:43
I'm kind of the same by I feel like. It's
23:46
one of those things where I know
23:48
generally the more I know about something,
23:50
the more I'm. Our
23:53
know the more nervous I get about it. Like
23:56
to escalate? I didn't I was very carefree
23:58
about video games I knew very well. a little
24:00
about them. And so to me, I'm like, I
24:03
don't wanna know too much about my body to the point where
24:06
I'm like constantly stressed out about like, oh man, is that a
24:08
tickle in my brain? What's that mean? Like,
24:10
ah, whatever. Yeah, exactly. Do you
24:12
know what to do? My heart hurts
24:14
for five hours? Ah, whatever. I'm
24:17
just taking a nap. Do
24:19
you think now that every, we grew up
24:21
in an analog era and then became, you know, internet people.
24:24
And we all learned through trial and error
24:26
you can't look up your own ailments. You
24:28
can't. Wait, and we talked about this in
24:30
the past, you can't do it. But does
24:32
everyone need to learn that independently? Like
24:35
does a child, like a Zoomer, or
24:38
what's even the new generation? It's like generation alpha or
24:40
something like that? Yeah, something like that. What, young kids? Like
24:42
really young kids? They're gonna all have to do the
24:44
WebMD thing and realize, oh, I don't wanna know that
24:46
I have cancer for every single ailment. Right.
24:50
That everything that hurts is cancer. Right?
24:53
Is too much for me. So
24:56
it's a lot. It's too
24:58
much for me. Everything's an STD
25:00
and everything's cancer. It's like, okay. Yeah,
25:02
it's chlamydia or cancer. It's nothing in between. You
25:05
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25:07
hurts. Yeah. Why
25:10
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Brad and Jean. I think
29:55
I'm not done with the game yet. Got to be the tonight.
29:58
Don't know if I'm going to be able to beat it tonight. Maybe I won't be on the show.
30:00
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about her sending out the Moriarty Raygun shirts,
30:23
and I see people out there repping them.
30:25
Very cool. Yeah, excellent. Thank you again for
30:27
supporting us. I love to see it, and
30:30
what a scary ticket that is.
30:33
As we already instructed and told you, this
30:35
is a dictatorship, and Ray will
30:37
not be going anywhere. So elect
30:40
us at your own risk. We
30:43
should do like a... I
30:46
don't know if it would be a Sacred Symbols Plus
30:48
or whatever. We should do an episode where we outline our
30:50
platform, where we see
30:52
like, this is the do's and don'ts of our dictatorship.
30:55
Here's what will get you trebuchet into
30:58
the ocean, and here's what will
31:00
get you model citizenship status. Excellent.
31:03
I love that idea. I think that would be fun. Yeah, that
31:05
would be fun. That's a great idea. I'll make note. You guys
31:07
might need to watch out. I mean, there's rumors of another party
31:10
being added to the ticket. Oh.
31:13
The Furman Health Unit. Is that right? I
31:15
don't know. I don't hear it. You're doing right? Yeah.
31:18
Things are happening. The company's getting something. I don't even know what's going
31:20
on in it anymore. Where am
31:22
I? Where am I pen? Oh, there's my pen. Okay. Where
31:25
are my pen? So many. Where are my pen?
31:33
Dude, I'm shocked on that. I mean, like, I don't even know
31:35
how to begin to tell you how shocked I am. But it's
31:38
all that heat. It
31:40
is. It's the heat and some other things too. All
31:43
right. Let's get into topics of discussion. Stretch
31:45
our legs like we haven't already done so. Brendan
31:49
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and slightly larger than your average D. I
32:00
don't we're to requests but mean my best friend have been listening
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to your podcast for a few years now and his birthday is
32:04
coming up this weekend. He's. One of your
32:06
biggest fans and was almost all of your march almost all.
32:09
I was racking my brain trying to figure out a
32:12
good birthday present. Raymond.what's a better birthday gift and a
32:14
birthday wish from his favorite podcast? So.
32:16
If you guys can which east and a happy twenty third. That.
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Would be awesome. Ethan. Happy
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twenty third birthday little baby boy. About
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come on over here. Let me what you want
32:29
Christmas? Roman. Floyd
32:31
Island and here. Twenty. Three
32:33
is a good year, I agree. Yeah, I
32:36
never understood that song where they're of those at the
32:38
nobody likes you. See what was originally
32:40
when he jumped from What Made you ask me a.
32:42
Message. And get it. I like to the a lot.
32:46
Twenty three: You're still in the ignorance that you
32:48
feel like. You're. Not. Quite.
32:50
At the point we have to think about the
32:52
fact for your aging at twenty five you'll say
32:54
whoa whoa whoa. Now
32:57
I'm supposed to happen necessarily this
32:59
soon. And. I know I'm only thirty, so
33:01
I don't have room to talk year but twenty five
33:03
now with the year dazzling old. Son's.
33:05
Happening here. And that's
33:08
normally can increase. I turned forty and I'm about
33:10
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You. Should still by your friend of a present though
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35:32
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35:34
GameStop, etc. during various times in the last
35:36
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35:39
from 2000 that I thought that I was a part of
35:41
is truly incredible. Have you seen this channel?
35:43
Can you maybe share some happy midnight release console launch
35:45
memories? Thanks. I
35:47
don't know if you guys have ever heard of this YouTube channel. It is
35:50
remarkable. And also, I
35:52
follow the guy on Twitter and he's really interesting
35:54
there too. He just has like a shit
35:56
ton of old things. Like Just old things
35:58
like here's what... Though indo open it
36:00
up and be like years. He
36:03
of fruit snacks from Eighty Ninety Two
36:05
or something else. I just some weird
36:07
shit I yeah and this is Vampire
36:09
Robot channel. On you tube
36:11
is just straight. On. Edited
36:14
footage. That. People took
36:16
in various situations. In. The
36:18
pre nup pre internet days with the pre
36:20
cable internet is an illogical. Don't realize that
36:23
there was a especially younger people that there's
36:25
a seminal cut off in the history of
36:27
the internet when. We. Stopped using dial
36:29
because then we were able to start. Doing.
36:32
About a bunch more stuff. So it the Playstation
36:34
Two launches in the dial up our early early
36:36
cable. Era. And so
36:38
it's cool to see this kind of stuff. I
36:40
have to say though, as a fan The Soldier,
36:42
it's classic nostalgia, painful memories, It's
36:45
almost difficult to watch some of the stuff for
36:47
me, And. Makes me sad like there's footage
36:49
of like High School and Ninety Ninety Nine. And like
36:51
I was in High School Ninety Nine And. Yeah.
36:54
Right now. And I
36:56
watch it. And am I getting said watching
36:58
it? So it's a very, very interesting youtube
37:00
channel I wanted shouted out. I'm so glad
37:02
you brought up right through a while. I
37:04
do watch it fairly often. Vampire robots? are
37:06
you guys really. Nice! I haven't
37:09
checked in in a few months and I'm
37:11
seeing there's a bunch of new stuff that
37:13
I haven't seen. One of my favorites there
37:15
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37:18
thousand and four. And you
37:20
can just see behind the glass. All.
37:22
Of that the game. Two games. you know
37:25
the P S two games in there. And
37:27
you're right, it is absolutely painful. Ah,
37:29
seeing these just because it is. Dude.
37:32
Specially. In here and here in Western
37:34
p A Walmart and Two Thousand and Four. I
37:36
mean dogs like. We. Have
37:38
nothing to do on a Friday night. Your parents
37:40
take you to Walmart and really wasn't It
37:42
wasn't as gross back then. I mean maybe a
37:45
was maybe to my hang out at Walmart?
37:47
No, no, no, I mean that's as always the
37:49
joker like know there's not a dude butler. either
37:51
go to the mall or go to Walmart.
37:53
So you do your Friday shopping a Walmart, get
37:55
a look at the Gameboy Advance games, you
37:58
know, maybe get a frozen pizza or whatever. But.
38:00
Yeah, I think that these videos. Maybe.
38:03
I'm misremembering, so I looked into
38:05
it initially when I first found
38:07
the channel be a lot of
38:09
these are be role for news
38:11
segments. This. Is just be role shot
38:13
around Christmas time Walmart two thousand and Four
38:15
and it's this guide on how he works
38:18
at a news station. Reed.all these tapes and
38:20
so it's just. Like. You
38:22
said Op Ra: unedited footage of people
38:24
in a Walmart two thousand, four other
38:26
situations like I'm looking. Any others like
38:28
arcade. Mall, Christmas shopping
38:30
online and ninety ninety six us. I busy
38:33
now and and some three weeks got sounds
38:35
awesome. But great. Channel highly
38:37
ram and really really cool by
38:39
yeah I'm I'm. I
38:41
would love to see video of myself from back in
38:43
the day. You know I don't know if you guys
38:46
have this feeling but I've had the ceiling Ramon actually
38:48
introduces feelings me were because he has so many pictures
38:50
of us from like are when you're eighteen, nineteen twenty.
38:53
And. He would show each show them the me where I like
38:55
it would almost take my breath away. Relic Oh my God. This
38:57
Did Happen. Like. There's like yes,
38:59
there I am. Like. They're
39:01
I am. It's not a memory or linger I
39:03
always think about. Very philosophical but. When
39:06
something doesn't event that multiple people remember
39:08
interpret as at some point it's.about for
39:10
the last time and then at some
39:12
point it has gone. Like.
39:14
They're says at absolutely no evidence of it
39:17
ever happening. This happens costly every millisecond. As.
39:19
People die. I love that
39:21
kind of shit. Scary and philosophical, an interesting
39:24
and so seeing like this frozen in time
39:26
picture of something that I remember like oh.
39:29
So. There's more to that, doesn't just
39:31
this ephemeral having a passing. Since.
39:33
Then. There. Is a eclipse it's been.
39:36
I've seen him on Twitter and Instagram
39:38
go around. It's the band Sixpence None
39:40
the Richard you remember them with Sam
39:42
Kiss Me is Me if it's a
39:44
live performance from some point. And whenever
39:46
that song came out in the nineties,
39:48
Demagogues was the world you lived in
39:50
no longer exists. Madison. Using
39:52
about that like man you look at that would
39:55
age and of course everyone looks very nineties in
39:57
it, but like no one's holding up a phone.
40:00
When I know that's a meme, it's like, oh, it's
40:02
beautiful. No, I'm not a phone in sight, but legitimately,
40:04
it's like, man, It is sad
40:06
when you think about. This. World that
40:08
are. Is gone and will never
40:11
be back then we'll ever have here
40:13
with saw our means and are constant.
40:15
Internet Addiction. and as I said that serial
40:17
killer Sweden is bittersweet. So to me because it's
40:19
like i think about that is hours earlier
40:21
that's gone by the same hazard. Oh my god
40:23
I'm so glad I got a as a
40:25
see that before it went away like it's
40:27
the fact that it is ephemeral. Is.
40:30
What makes it valuable? I think. It's I
40:32
were like if if if we were just in that
40:34
era we're still doing that. We'd. Have all sorts
40:37
of things to complain about. Still. You. Know
40:39
it would just could just be like he
40:41
has where we are still. Ah grade The
40:43
game sub didn't have the copy that I
40:45
fucking preordered. even
40:47
though I fucking preordered it. You
40:50
know we would have the same
40:52
exact so as it's yet still
40:54
and but now it's yeah there
40:56
is. Yeah. I definitely. I
40:59
don't on the salt is weird. Because.
41:01
I think it can. It can be. Toxic.
41:04
Assets in some way. But.
41:06
I'd you will. I do like this channel's awesome!
41:08
My favorite video from the shower though is it
41:11
since Advocates it was like a year ago Advocates?
41:13
I don't know if it's. A. Pretty
41:15
sure it's empire of up at it was like
41:17
inside a circuit city on Nine Eleven. Is.
41:22
That it's as people is is people at
41:24
Circuit City be like. Ah,
41:27
Ah ah, I'm. Pretty
41:30
sure I'm pretty sure if that's how I can't
41:32
imagine the always turn out of Circuit City on Nine
41:34
Eleven. Or yes. And
41:37
while. He has while it's is
41:39
all people just. Feel. Like. Sharing
41:41
with businesses. Have their massage Like is there
41:43
a shot of all the Crt line up
41:45
on a wall in they all have like
41:48
them to the two towers. Number it's it's
41:50
it's your first. The first set of the
41:52
video is that literally I say you are
41:54
time stamps. Yeah link. it's litter it's right
41:56
to be alone seconds and you can see the sky staring
41:58
and in the background a giant CRT. Dude,
42:03
Chris's impression of the woman was perfect. Like,
42:05
of like, her life. Yeah,
42:09
oh, 9-11. What
42:12
a day that was. Fucking crazy day that
42:14
was. Oh, 9-11.
42:17
Like, he's Urkel. Yeah.
42:20
Did I do that? All
42:22
right. You can't debate. Yeah,
42:25
I mean, maybe you did do that. Maybe family matters
42:27
is what? Yeah. Alcated
42:29
or radicalized. We don't really know for
42:31
sure. Osama bin Laden was like, that's it? Take
42:34
this fucking Urkel kid. It
42:37
wasn't supposed to be about the Urkel kid. It was supposed
42:39
to be about the wind blows. And
42:41
then he... That's his real
42:43
manifesto on his hard drive along with all of
42:45
his Naruto porn and all of his weird
42:48
manga. It's just a
42:50
word document that says, Urkel made me do
42:52
this. But
42:56
it's like, it's typed in wing dings to make it
42:58
a little bit cryptic. And then the last sentence is
43:00
just a standalone sentence that just says, yes, I did
43:02
that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
43:07
Sincerely or is Osama bin Laden?
43:09
Sincerely. Yeah, dude. Anyway, Vampire
43:11
Robot. Oh, you know another channel that I want
43:13
to shout out? It only comes up once in
43:16
a while, but it's a really fucking sick idea
43:18
and very unique and not really replicable. It's called,
43:20
I think, My Retro Life. Have you
43:22
guys heard of this? Oh, yeah. That
43:24
guy that has all his home movies, right? Yeah,
43:26
like his dad and he would take home movies
43:28
during their gaming sessions and all these different things
43:31
in the late 90s, mid-late 90s and into the
43:33
2000s. And it's super cool. And
43:35
then I think his dad might have passed away or
43:37
something. And so I
43:39
think that's the story. And so I think he
43:41
like recollects through these videos. It's like there's a
43:43
video of them getting their Dreamcast, for instance. It's
43:46
really, really cool. And they're plugging it in and playing with it.
43:50
I don't know, man. I
43:52
want to go back so badly. I
43:55
don't fantasize for much in sort of like
43:57
a dystopian future of electronic takeover, but... I
44:01
do fantasize about something like San Junipero, not
44:04
that it would go like that, but on Black Mirror
44:06
where it's like you can go somewhere and
44:08
be in a place and experience a
44:10
thing. I don't think, and
44:12
I said this to Dagan and he and I
44:14
get so excited about it, I'm like, imagine a
44:16
VR module that was
44:18
very immersive and one of them is bring
44:21
me to Toys R Us in 1989 and let me walk around and
44:25
look. I
44:29
would live in that world, not the Toys R
44:31
Us in 1989, but the living in like bring me
44:33
here, bring me here, bring me here. And that's fucking
44:35
dystopian and shit, but I can see myself falling
44:38
into that pit and never living in the real world
44:40
ever again. Do you
44:42
think as we get further and further away, the amount
44:44
of time that it would take to get that technology
44:46
to the place that we would want it to be,
44:48
do you think so much
44:50
time would have passed that there would be no
44:53
real accurate way to
44:55
portray that era in time because everybody
44:57
would have forgotten it authentically? Yeah,
45:00
I mean that's a great point. I think
45:02
it would have to be- People would just
45:04
have these like kind of like vague memories
45:06
of- Because even I think about that sometimes, like I think I
45:09
remember the 2000s being like really fun, but at the
45:11
same time it's like I
45:13
don't know if that's true. I don't know if I was
45:15
just, I was probably just a kid. It would disabuse you.
45:17
Being able to do that, Chris, I think would disabuse all
45:19
of us of a lot of things about
45:22
what it was actually like. I
45:25
always think about I'm really afraid of being bored.
45:29
I don't want to be bored. It's
45:32
why I was always like if I just have cable internet and
45:34
like I remember being a kid or not a kid like even
45:36
a teenager, I mean like they got
45:39
to have video games and like the internet and if any of those
45:41
things went away, I'd be like so annoyed. It's
45:43
why I have cable now. I don't even watch it. It's
45:46
just like it's fair and I know I can
45:48
have it or whatever. I feel like
45:50
going back to that world, my brain is so distracted
45:52
and so addled and fucked up. The
45:55
idea of memory is very interesting since we're all playing or most of
45:57
us are playing Stellar Blades right now.
46:00
And that's a great deal. What it's about is
46:02
what you remember. All
46:04
right. Thank you for writing in. Brian
46:07
Flanders, vampire robot shout out. Guys,
46:12
did you read this next one? I I
46:14
did. Yeah. Adam Sanders
46:17
wrote in and
46:19
said, hello, boys. In February 2023, I listened
46:21
to an episode of Constellation about Valentine's Day. I
46:24
listened to Colin, Ben and Dustin talk about their dating lives and
46:26
their stories of love and marriage. I was
46:28
always unhappy. I'm sorry, I was already unhappy in my
46:30
personal marriage. But your words hit me hard. And that
46:32
day when I finished the episode, I called my wife
46:35
and told her I would be getting divorced to
46:37
my shock a week or two later. Colin read on
46:39
the podcast that someone else had also decided to leave
46:41
their spouse after hearing the Valentine's Day episode. And
46:44
it's been a long road for me, but I just
46:46
boomed out yesterday and will be officially divorced after 17 years
46:48
of marriage later this month. Just wanted
46:50
to let you know that you have ended not one, but two
46:53
marriages with your profound words and all seriousness. Thank
46:55
you for being the catalyst and help me do what I know
46:57
I needed to do, knew I needed to do for many years.
46:59
I need to come to a live event in the near future
47:01
and shake your hands. Thanks for everything you guys do. I've been
47:03
with you since the beginning and I'm not going anywhere. Oh
47:08
boy. I
47:10
mean, you got to make your own choices in life. Yeah. Right. I
47:14
do think some people have that pent up energy and just need
47:16
to be pushed over the edge. And I guess it's not that
47:19
uncommon. I mean, we've all experienced that, right? In
47:21
our own lives in some sense, where it's like
47:23
someone just says something that's true that
47:26
resonates with you about something and
47:28
you're like, oh yeah, I got to do that. Or yeah. Oh
47:30
yeah. That is something that needs to happen or whatever. So I
47:32
get it. Just a little disturbed
47:34
that I'm the source of these things. Cause I'm not
47:36
trying to sow discord. What
47:40
do we do? You know, what do we do? Adam.
47:44
Congratulations. I guess you seem very
47:46
relieved from what I'm reading. I
47:49
would hope, I mean, I don't know
47:51
about Adam's situation or the guy also
47:53
that wrote in about us ending his
47:55
marriage indirectly, but. I
47:59
don't know. If you feel like something's
48:01
wrong after hearing us talk about
48:03
something, I would
48:06
encourage maybe that opens room
48:08
for a conversation for restoration with your wife
48:11
or your husband or
48:13
whatever. Just divorce doesn't necessarily
48:15
need to be the instant go-to. The fact
48:18
that Adam said he immediately... And
48:20
maybe they tried to work it out and it wasn't working out. So
48:22
I don't know the situation I'm not claiming to know, but if
48:26
things aren't working out, primary
48:28
marriage counseling or something like
48:31
that, try to fix, especially
48:33
if there's other people involved, like
48:35
kids. Oh yeah, very
48:37
important. I would make that your first priority
48:39
over divorce, but I understand sometimes that doesn't
48:41
work either. My
48:44
parents got divorced when I was seven, as everyone knows,
48:46
and look at me. Just
48:49
remember that if you're on the practice.
48:54
I think, I don't know, it seems
48:56
like this wasn't a decision that was made lightly though. It
48:58
seems like this is something... This
49:00
is an example, I think, of one of those things, and I might
49:02
be reading a little bit into this, but it seems like
49:05
it's like, I know I have to do this, but
49:07
not enough. I don't know if
49:09
there's... You're
49:12
in your own head about it and you don't have any
49:14
external source of
49:16
advice or any external validation
49:18
for it. And
49:23
so you're like, yeah, I should do this, but it's
49:25
too stressful. It's
49:27
a big decision and I don't know, a
49:30
lot of people are comfortable in the misery that they're
49:32
familiar with as opposed to the
49:34
unknown of the potential happiness that lies in
49:36
the unknown. So I think
49:38
generally what happens here, or what's happening
49:40
here, is that he was just like,
49:42
all right, yeah, I'm good. I'm
49:45
good with this. And that's fair,
49:47
but man, 17 years. That's
49:51
wild. Long time. Long
49:54
time. Long time. Yeah,
49:56
as long as kids aren't involved, I actually do... Listen,
50:00
I actually don't give a fuck. I
50:02
think it's really noble that parents
50:04
stay together for their kids. And
50:08
I think that that should be done
50:10
in most situations if there's kids involved.
50:12
And as long as you're not at each
50:14
other's throats, it's not about you at all
50:17
anymore. And divorce fucked
50:19
my life up in a lot of different ways. And
50:24
I cringe thinking of... Think
50:28
about the difference between Dagan and I and our
50:30
age difference, right? Dagan was graduating high school. So
50:33
he had his whole childhood in this nuclear
50:35
situation with normalcy and all that,
50:37
and I had almost none of it. And
50:40
we came up in the same situation. And I don't
50:43
know. So
50:45
if kids are involved, yes, that's a good point,
50:47
Dustin. I mean, that's an essential, vital
50:49
point. And Adam, Carpe
50:54
Diem, my friend, you know what I mean? Yeah,
50:56
get out there. You get it. You
51:00
get it. J. Rees-Bear wrote in with
51:03
a... sounds like a 19th
51:05
century philosopher's name. Says,
51:08
hey, Colin, as I'm preparing for my mid-year review,
51:10
I was wondering if you do the same for
51:12
your constituents. If you haven't before, would
51:14
you mind giving Dustin and Chris a quick review on how they're
51:16
doing as Sacred Symbols co-hosts? God,
51:18
I hated... Have you
51:20
guys been in positions where you've been reviewed probably, right? Like
51:23
as part of a systemic... I did
51:25
once. Yeah, a long time ago.
51:27
I forgot what it was like, though, to be honest. I have
51:29
no recollection of that. I just know that it happened because I
51:31
remember being like, ah, great. I didn't
51:33
care, I think, because it was at a... It's
51:36
serious. I don't... Right. I'm
51:38
not gonna care. I'm not gonna care. It's
51:41
serious. Well, that seems to be the mantra there, is they've
51:43
shriveled into nothingness. But
51:46
yeah, in my days at IGN, we would have a review every
51:49
six months. So I guess I was reviewed 14 times
51:52
or something like that. Somewhere in
51:55
that range. And I have them all too. I've
51:57
said that before. But
52:00
it's just, I
52:03
don't want to be corporate. Everyone's
52:05
doing great. I don't think we need to,
52:07
if anyone has a problem, they can always tell me. And
52:10
if I have a problem, I'll certainly tell them. But
52:14
otherwise I kind of just want to leave everyone alone.
52:16
I think no news is good news. I
52:19
think letting people be comfortable and develop a cadence and
52:21
an understanding of their position and what they're supposed to
52:23
do, and also bringing a lot of themselves to it
52:26
so that it's not being monitored by me. I
52:30
think I have good creative instincts, but I
52:32
don't think that my creative instincts are the
52:34
best. I think you have to vet everything
52:36
through a knowledgeable, loose group of people that
52:39
feel comfortable giving their feedback, don't feel
52:41
stymied. So no, I've never, Dustin, you've
52:43
been with us now, with me for what,
52:45
five years or something like that? I don't think I've ever sat
52:48
you down about your performance one time. I'm
52:51
very honest. No. Yeah, I
52:53
mean, not in any kind
52:55
of view sense. I mean, we do sit down
52:58
once a year and talk money,
53:00
but that's about it.
53:05
That's breath tax. Yeah, and that was
53:07
the case of my old job too, is that
53:09
I didn't really have reviews either. I've never had
53:11
a normal job though. So I
53:14
would imagine the amount of stress going
53:16
into that situation. And
53:18
man, that would suck. So
53:22
shout out, everyone out there, I'm sure that's the case
53:24
for most people is they get reviews and stuff like
53:26
that. And I guess if you're doing good, you don't
53:28
have anything to necessarily worry about, but I would just
53:30
be the type that would worry about it anyway. So
53:33
yeah, I guess to me, I'm like, if
53:37
you're scheduled for like a review and you're worried
53:39
that you did bad, clearly you didn't do bad
53:41
enough for them to fire you because you're still
53:43
getting reviewed. You know what I mean? So
53:45
like, I just, I never once
53:47
viewed, like, I mean, it only happened to me once, but like,
53:51
clearly it's fine. You know? And
53:55
if there is a problem, they'll tell me and they'll be like, okay.
53:57
And they'll just fix the problem or not.
54:00
It appears. That
54:02
the average ten hours while the bad at Santa
54:04
is a process if you're going to be if
54:06
if if you're doing so tragically bad that like
54:08
you to worry about it you would know before
54:10
your view. I. Think. Austin
54:15
Byron wrote in this Is the Transitional Questions Weekend
54:17
The Video Games Now. Like. The evolutionary.
54:19
like the missing link. A
54:22
Eyes. With. The coming arrival of Chris
54:25
Collins Awesome From and. I wanted to
54:27
share the joys of parenthood with. doesn't. Recently.
54:29
My three year old daughter started watching me play video
54:31
games. Since. She is a big fan
54:33
of Disney Princesses. I took advantage of the opportunity and
54:35
brought the and bought the Kingdom Hearts collection. Now I
54:38
arrive home from work to the Swedes out of my
54:40
daughter's voicing. Dad Can we play Kingdom Hearts? And
54:42
Gretzky would hollow glad to be join me in
54:44
creating the next generation. Of Kingdom
54:46
Hearts fans. Austin Stand
54:49
Down. What?
54:51
Are you doing to the impressionable youth? Can.
54:55
You let these kids be normal. You're going to
54:57
do this to them already. You're going to let
54:59
them the pre k. With. Kingdom
55:01
Hearts Knowledge. Oh
55:03
man, I don't know man. Yeah.
55:06
I might be like a long. I don't know
55:09
though because I feel like there's there's. Interesting.
55:11
thing happening in in society generally really I
55:13
feel like are just accepting of this a
55:15
lot more. but I saw a video of
55:17
of. Like a little like
55:19
a little kid who went to school and his mom
55:22
did his hair like go to. It
55:24
looks fucking ridiculous. These. I got
55:26
the mom let him go and use like so excited I'm
55:28
like damn dude. At.
55:31
My if I was that a like at
55:33
my. If I was at
55:35
age. At the time that I was
55:37
that age and I did that I would have been
55:39
like bludgeoned. Like
55:41
they would have to kill guild mates I
55:43
would be absolutely assassinated by ever since. The
55:46
teachers probably would take me down a flight
55:48
of stairs and last at it. But.
55:51
As I me that kids supercell to go to
55:53
school ago, coop pair and not not even remotely
55:55
worried about getting made fun of. so. Maybe.
55:57
The maybe if I'm new. here
56:00
fair enough. Dustin, will you be
56:02
propagandizing your children at the earliest possible
56:04
moment? Well, Kingdom
56:06
Hearts 4 will come out after
56:09
the baby's born and I plan
56:11
to do some replay stuff, so
56:14
yes, I imagine this will be the
56:16
case. Though, he'll still
56:18
be pretty little at that
56:20
point, like not really
56:22
comprehending what's going on, but that's just
56:24
part of the indoctrination of
56:27
the child. So I don't
56:30
see any problem with that. I think it'll be
56:32
fantastic. We need the next generation of Kingdom Hearts
56:35
fans. And also, here's the thing, I
56:37
know you guys Kingdom Hearts haters, but there
56:40
are a lot worse types of games
56:42
that you could be influencing a kid
56:44
with, like just immediately throwing them into
56:46
Fortnite, Roblox and all this. And not
56:48
that they're inherently bad, but- I think
56:50
you're missing the most obvious culprit, but-
56:53
I think it's Sonic. Oh,
56:56
dude, I got out of
56:58
that. I
57:01
learned, there's a photo of me, and we
57:03
just talked about it, I'm punching out, there's a photo of
57:05
me in a diaper. And I know most Sonic
57:07
fans are still wearing diapers, but
57:10
regardless of age, but I was actually a child wearing
57:12
a diaper playing Sonic. So I knew
57:14
very early on what a
57:16
quality game was and wasn't. Yeah, you were
57:18
corrupted in some
57:20
sense, though. By just the exposure.
57:25
It's like you don't want kids starting smoking cigarettes when
57:28
they're too young, or ever really, but you start smoking
57:30
young and you start really polluting your growing body with
57:33
toxins. Yeah, Sonic is
57:35
sort of like a cigarette, I
57:38
think. In the sense that-
57:40
That's too positive, though. Because there
57:42
are positive qualities of cigarettes. You
57:44
could say, like, oh, the
57:47
nicotine makes you feel good.
57:50
Right. That's what the speed does when
57:52
you're like, ooh, I'm so fast. Ooh,
57:55
it feels so good to go so fast. And
57:58
then suddenly, there's- you
58:00
know, they're 25 and they're looking
58:02
for a boyfriend free girl. And you
58:05
know, it's a mess. I forgot about the
58:07
boyfriend free girl. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. I'm
58:09
a freaking fan. I would hope that you would. Yes,
58:12
well, not anymore. Dug
58:15
deep into my brain. I was I
58:17
was saying this to Micah. I don't know if you guys have
58:19
considered this. You know how you don't remember most of what has
58:21
happened in your life? Like it's just, yeah,
58:23
like a time lapse of nothing. So
58:27
we've been watching Curb Your Enthusiasm. And I've seen
58:29
these episodes many times, right? But
58:31
I don't think about the episodes. Like I
58:33
would never recall episode X. But
58:35
then you see it. And you're like, Oh,
58:37
this happens, this happens, this happens, this happens, and this happens.
58:40
Yeah. And that it's just been indicating to me, I've been
58:42
thinking about it around me, wrapping my mind around it. It's
58:45
like, we actually in our
58:47
brain is all of this weird shit that
58:50
we have no idea how to access. It's not
58:52
triggered in some way. And I
58:54
want to know what these thoughts are. This goes back
58:56
into the vampire robot nostalgia stuff. It's
58:58
actually a great, which is one of the reasons why I want
59:00
to take some of these drugs and like, or
59:03
even just do acid or ever and try to try
59:05
to capture those. Anyway, I just wanted to bring that up. It's
59:08
scary. It's like, it's a very scary thing to know that
59:10
you've never actually forgotten much of what you think you've forgotten.
59:13
How to recall it. Forget
59:16
how to remember, I guess. Right.
59:20
Wow. That's exactly right. Forget
59:22
to remember. Deep.
59:26
Sounds like an emo core band or something.
59:29
It does. They would open for taking back
59:31
Sunday. Yes.
59:33
Yes, certainly. The Long Island Zone. All
59:37
right. Kingdom Hearts fans, stand
59:40
down. All
59:44
right. Let's get into a couple of corrections this week. Kind of a
59:46
clarification and kind of a piece of input
59:48
and a correction as well, which I think are both
59:50
vital before we get into the news. And there's a lot to talk about this
59:52
week. Yeah. Mustard crab cakes right
59:54
in today. Colin, just
59:57
a small correction on last week's episode
59:59
regarding the Hill Diaries. two PSN account debacle,
1:00:01
you said you couldn't think of another instance
1:00:03
of Sony capitulating and completely reversing course on
1:00:05
the decision in response to a fan outcry.
1:00:07
Yeah, I said in between the
1:00:10
way they reacted to the PSN outage was the last time
1:00:12
I remember them really saying anything like apologetic
1:00:15
to anyone. And then
1:00:17
he, but Buster says one that came to mind was the
1:00:19
scheduled closure of the PlayStation 3 and PS Vita storefronts back
1:00:21
in 2021. There's an April 19, 2021 post on the
1:00:25
official PlayStation blog from Jim Ryan that reads quote,
1:00:27
recently, we notified players at PlayStation store for PS3
1:00:29
and PS Vita devices was planned to end the
1:00:31
summer. Upon further reflection, however, it's clear
1:00:33
that we made the wrong decision here. So today, I'm
1:00:36
happy to say that we will be keeping the PlayStation
1:00:38
store operational for PS3 and PS Vita devices, end quote,
1:00:40
not only are the stores still up as of writing, they
1:00:42
will actually outlast the Xbox 360 store as
1:00:45
of July 29, 2024, barring an unforeseen announcement from Sony. Thanks for
1:00:47
all the great
1:00:49
content. And rather than bully Dustin, less I request
1:00:51
that you simply bully Chris Moore. I
1:00:55
think it's supposed that could be arranged. Yeah, but
1:00:57
it's gotta be natural. All
1:00:59
right, so this is a good example. This is, this is
1:01:03
somewhat of what I'm talking about, but it is a great poll. I
1:01:05
didn't think of it all. But I was thinking
1:01:07
more about, and I guess he does
1:01:09
say like, we've, we got it wrong. I'm thinking
1:01:11
about the famous Sony executives bowing shot, right? If
1:01:13
people don't know what I'm talking about, you should
1:01:16
go look that up. It's very interesting. When
1:01:18
the PSN outage happened, the
1:01:21
some Japanese executives, some of who you'll recognize
1:01:23
gave a press conference
1:01:25
in Tokyo, and then stood up
1:01:27
and bowed for seconds,
1:01:29
like quite a while, to
1:01:32
show their apology, you know, how apologetic
1:01:34
they were for what was a really
1:01:37
heinous situation for a major corporation like
1:01:39
that to get into and obviously fucked the PSN up for
1:01:41
a long time as people on PSD rule remember. So
1:01:45
that was still the worst and still the most
1:01:47
apologetic I've ever seen them be. But yeah, I
1:01:49
would say that that joins the brief
1:01:52
pantheon of Sony
1:01:54
apologizing moments. All
1:01:57
right. And finally, other inquiry,
1:01:59
finishing Castrol or other
1:02:01
correction. What's up sacred gentle sirs quick correction regarding
1:02:03
the few last few weeks Collin
1:02:05
has repeatedly mentioned the possibility of games like Ghost of
1:02:07
Tsushima 2 or the new uncharted game releasing later this
1:02:09
year and when we already know Both
1:02:11
of those aren't coming out this year Hiroki to
1:02:13
Toki literature Club expressed in Sony's previous investor briefing
1:02:16
That there will be no major existing franchise titles released
1:02:18
in the current fiscal year This almost assuredly includes
1:02:20
franchises like Ghost of Tsushima and uncharted. Thanks for
1:02:22
the great show And as always, how
1:02:25
can I be homophobic? I blew his fucking brains out
1:02:27
Vincent Thank you for
1:02:29
writing in It's a good point
1:02:33
Think I'm kind of getting my own myself mixed up a little bit
1:02:35
because I'm talking more about What
1:02:37
I think might be shown at this upcoming
1:02:39
showcase that might even be Well,
1:02:42
it's gonna be by the end of the month Also,
1:02:44
we're gonna talk about the financials in a little while, but they did
1:02:46
note in that that there's going to be group by group Kind
1:02:50
of presentations at the end of the month. I think they said
1:02:52
May 31st So we'll probably have
1:02:54
some more PlayStation more corporate shit to talk about It might
1:02:56
be the first time that the new CEO is talking. Well
1:02:59
getting that briefly but are in a
1:03:01
little while rather in a brief time But
1:03:03
her okay to Sohi literature Club did indeed clarify
1:03:07
That there would be no major releases from known
1:03:09
franchises. So you are right I think
1:03:11
we're gonna see Concord obviously and in told
1:03:13
on and maybe
1:03:15
one other thing maybe like a Astrobot
1:03:18
although that is an existing franchise as well,
1:03:20
although not a major existing franchise. So anyway,
1:03:22
we'll see But Vincent, thank
1:03:24
you for the clarification All
1:03:27
right, let's get into some
1:03:29
of the news here so
1:03:32
HBO Well,
1:03:35
it's max now I guess which is a little annoying
1:03:38
they tweeted out that
1:03:40
the last of the season two will be indeed coming
1:03:42
to HBO in 2025 and They
1:03:46
just tweeted out a couple of pictures see
1:03:48
Bella Ramsey and Pedro Pascal playing
1:03:51
their respective roles of Ellie and Joel
1:03:54
and A few other images
1:03:56
have been circulating that have been I don't know if you
1:03:58
guys saw that have been taken on set by
1:04:01
people probably illicitly so
1:04:03
nothing really too crazy to show but I'm just wondering
1:04:05
how everyone's feeling. I'm quite excited to get
1:04:08
back into this. I'm very intrigued to see in which direction
1:04:10
they go. Dustin,
1:04:13
do these images tickle anything in you at all? I
1:04:15
mean I guess the image of Pedro
1:04:17
Pascal is in a pretty familiar place if you've played
1:04:19
the Lasos Part II which is cool. That's
1:04:22
about all I have to say about it I guess but
1:04:24
I am intrigued. I mean it's gonna be awesome right? I
1:04:26
mean obviously it's gonna be awesome. The first season was awesome.
1:04:28
It's gonna be awesome. Yeah, well that's the
1:04:30
thing that stuck out to me is just it
1:04:32
looks like you said a
1:04:35
recognizable scene from the second game
1:04:37
specifically the picture of Pedro
1:04:40
Pascal as Joel looking nice.
1:04:43
The slicked back hair pretty
1:04:46
sexy in some ways. So
1:04:49
I guess we could take from this potentially
1:04:51
this will just be the
1:04:53
Lasos Part II because we
1:04:55
had theorized about what if they kind of
1:04:57
tried to stretch things out, try to do
1:05:01
some new stuff that maybe hadn't been
1:05:03
explored in the game because there's a time gap
1:05:05
between Part I and Part II. Maybe that's the
1:05:07
direction they were going but maybe
1:05:10
we're just gonna see them go right into
1:05:12
Part II which is gonna
1:05:14
be something. It's gonna
1:05:16
be something certainly. Oh
1:05:18
my god. It's gonna ruin people's lives.
1:05:21
You know like people that are invested in the show
1:05:23
and don't know. Anyway
1:05:26
Chris, are you looking forward?
1:05:28
Did you get through? You got through. Didn't we
1:05:30
do the polar cast together? Yeah. So I don't
1:05:32
know if we did this but I did watch
1:05:34
the show though. Okay cool. Yeah so
1:05:36
you excited? Does this do anything for
1:05:38
you? Does this tickle you? Yeah
1:05:41
I mean I'm looking forward to see. I
1:05:43
am not really convinced that they're not going
1:05:45
to change things up. I
1:05:49
think they're definitely going to follow the Last of
1:05:51
Us Part II. I just feel like there's
1:05:54
too much room for improvement
1:05:56
in my opinion of just how they
1:05:58
paced that game out. to not
1:06:00
take advantage of the fact that TV kind of
1:06:03
allows for that in a more dynamic way. I
1:06:05
mean, we even saw it in some ways with
1:06:07
the Last of Us Part
1:06:10
One, or the Last
1:06:12
of Us Season One, I should say, where they gave Bill
1:06:15
that entire extra fleshed
1:06:17
out story. It might not even... I don't know
1:06:20
if they'll like redo the entire show or
1:06:22
like redo the entire game in the sense
1:06:24
that they're going to change like drastic key plot
1:06:27
points, but I do think that's... I do think it's going
1:06:29
to be paced differently. That's just my
1:06:31
gut feeling, but I'm looking forward to
1:06:33
it. I think it's a solid show.
1:06:35
I think they're solid actors, solid performers.
1:06:37
Bella Ramsey looks
1:06:40
a little bit better this time. Like it looks... she
1:06:43
looks less... something about her... seeing
1:06:45
the first season seemed uncanny, and I think it's because I
1:06:47
could tell on some level that's like you're like 20 something.
1:06:51
Like I just kind of knew that inherently. So it's like,
1:06:53
okay, this is more appropriate. It
1:06:55
feels more normal, but yeah,
1:06:57
I'm looking forward to it. Yeah,
1:07:00
I'm excited. I'm disappointed it took so long, but
1:07:02
obviously things were interrupted by the writer strike and
1:07:04
some other things. So it's going to take
1:07:06
their time and they don't have to go so fast because I mean, if they
1:07:08
are following the games and there's nowhere to go from here. So
1:07:13
we'll see. Very, very interesting. I'm so
1:07:15
excited to see should they follow the story, like
1:07:17
we said, how normal
1:07:20
audiences on associated with the game will react
1:07:23
to what happens in the game. Then
1:07:25
a lot happens in the game. I wonder if they'll be able to get it
1:07:28
all done in eight
1:07:30
or 10 episodes or if they'll try to split into two.
1:07:33
That I suspect is going to be the
1:07:35
outcome. Yeah. Yeah. All
1:07:38
right. Another piece of news that's been circulating that
1:07:40
was interesting, although I don't know exactly what to make of
1:07:42
it, is that
1:07:44
Bungie's long time CTO,
1:07:48
Luis Valleggas, I guess you would
1:07:50
say his name is, he
1:07:53
left Bungie, but has gone to PlayStation
1:07:56
and he's been CTO,
1:07:58
I guess, since... around when
1:08:00
the pandemic began, but prior
1:08:03
to that was the lead engineer of, began
1:08:05
as a software. So I was reading about
1:08:07
him. I guess he started as a software
1:08:09
engineer, working on Halo 3, then
1:08:12
left Bungie and went to EA, worked
1:08:14
on the Madden team, then went back to Bungie
1:08:16
and then worked on
1:08:18
Destiny, Destiny 2, and
1:08:20
Rose to like an engineering lead and engineering
1:08:23
manager. And then he's like on
1:08:25
the board of directors and the
1:08:27
CTO and so on and
1:08:29
so forth. So this is a pretty interesting, it is
1:08:32
literally a lateral move because he is,
1:08:35
you know, now that Sony owns Bungie, going
1:08:38
to the mothership is a promotion, even
1:08:40
if he's being, he's technically no longer an
1:08:42
executive level person, I guess. But what
1:08:46
do we think of this? And are
1:08:48
we interested? His new role is head
1:08:50
of technology, creative and services. So
1:08:53
basically, this is PlayStation's CTO of
1:08:55
content, as he describes him on
1:08:57
LinkedIn. Do you know who this person
1:08:59
is, Chris, from your experience? This is
1:09:01
a newer name to me. It doesn't sound super
1:09:03
familiar. I don't remember, I don't think he's ever
1:09:06
appeared in any of the vidocs that I remember
1:09:08
them doing back in the day. This
1:09:10
is a relatively fresh name for me, but I
1:09:12
mean, I guess
1:09:15
what confuses me about this, if
1:09:17
anything, if I'm to take anything
1:09:19
away from this story, it's, it's, Bungie,
1:09:24
are they on the shit list or not? You
1:09:27
know what I mean? Like, how does how does Sony feel about
1:09:29
Bungie to the point where he's like, okay, well, we're gonna grab
1:09:31
this guy and kind of put him put him in
1:09:33
the mothership. I was like, didn't they like cause kind of like a big
1:09:36
problem for you? I don't know.
1:09:39
Maybe, maybe that's not his fault. Maybe he's like super good at
1:09:41
what he does. And like, they acknowledge that it's like, yo, you
1:09:43
got to come with us. That's
1:09:45
totally fair. It's just it's just an inch.
1:09:47
It's interesting to see that lateral move made
1:09:50
from a studio that I believe
1:09:52
even I'm pretty sure even
1:09:54
Hiroki, Hiroki Todoki, I
1:09:57
can't say that name without giggling. talked
1:10:00
about in like a not
1:10:03
explicitly derogatory way, but kind of like, you know, they
1:10:05
don't know what they're doing over there. You
1:10:08
know, so that's my point of curiosity
1:10:10
for this. You know,
1:10:12
yeah, I wonder. So
1:10:15
I don't know if you guys saw that that there's a story going
1:10:17
around that we reported on many, many months ago and put this, it's
1:10:20
like people are reporting this, like it's new news. It's
1:10:22
not new news at all. We've known this
1:10:24
since December, but that the Jason Blundell, kind
1:10:26
of making like a new
1:10:28
team at Sony and these guys are from
1:10:30
Deviation, which
1:10:33
was a studio, a second party studio that's since closed down
1:10:35
that Sony kind of pulled their support
1:10:37
from at some point during the project.
1:10:39
And it seems like what Sony did was
1:10:41
just potentially took the game, but definitely
1:10:43
took all the key talent that they wanted and then
1:10:46
just let the studio fail and hired them directly. Now
1:10:48
I don't think that that's what they're doing with Bungie, but there is an
1:10:51
interesting analog to be
1:10:53
made between the things about like, well,
1:10:55
maybe we're just getting some of the talent we want before
1:10:57
we really send people in to
1:10:59
take this thing over because that I think
1:11:01
is the inevitable outcome for, for
1:11:03
Bungie. Unfortunately, I, I don't know. I don't think
1:11:05
I put it in the financial writeup we're going
1:11:07
to do later, but I listened
1:11:09
to the Japanese earnings call and there's
1:11:12
like a Q and A afterwards and
1:11:15
Heroku Tutoki says that
1:11:17
when asked about like studios that
1:11:20
are making money, studios that aren't and where things
1:11:22
are coming from that Bungie will not add any
1:11:24
positive revenue this fiscal year. And
1:11:26
this is with the final shape coming out. And
1:11:29
he was saying that marathon obviously is under development and it's
1:11:31
taking a lot of money and stuff like that, but it
1:11:33
just seems to me like this thing is ripe to be
1:11:36
taken over by Sony people. And so maybe they're, they're extracting
1:11:38
the people they want before that happens. That's
1:11:40
just the conspiracy theory though. Dustin,
1:11:42
what do you think? Yeah, I honestly don't
1:11:45
really know what to think. I think that
1:11:47
that theory about them may be trying to
1:11:49
grab some people, make some sense, especially in
1:11:52
light of that other studio situation that you
1:11:54
mentioned. Yeah,
1:11:56
the Bungie situation, it feels
1:11:59
so up and down. with them because I feel like now
1:12:02
with some of the recent updates and the previews or
1:12:05
just the stuff they've revealed about Final
1:12:07
Shape, people seem to be positive about
1:12:09
it. But I
1:12:11
just wonder if that's going to translate to anything
1:12:14
of note in terms of sales really
1:12:17
just because Bungie
1:12:19
or not Bungie, but Destiny is so
1:12:22
difficult to get into that they really
1:12:25
have a finite amount of people that
1:12:27
they can really capitalize on for that.
1:12:32
I'm sure there will be some people that are
1:12:34
like, see the Final Shape, I'm going to get
1:12:36
into Destiny. I just don't see that
1:12:38
that being a very common
1:12:40
situation. So we'll have to
1:12:42
see what happens with that. That's not too far off
1:12:44
now, right? Final Shape? June
1:12:47
6th, I want to say something like that. Yeah. It
1:12:49
was one of only two games that they showcased from first
1:12:51
party and there's financials for the fiscal year. The
1:12:53
other being Concord, which we'll talk about in a
1:12:55
little while confirming that that's coming. But we knew
1:12:57
that. Guys, do you want to hear a strange
1:13:01
fucking story? Oh
1:13:03
yeah. Insider Gaming reports
1:13:07
that Lego and PlayStation are working on a
1:13:09
new game called the Lego Horizon Adventures. Now
1:13:12
I originally had this in the write up just
1:13:15
as the story linked to... So
1:13:17
Tom Henderson is the famous leaker
1:13:19
on the internet that
1:13:22
is the source of many of these interesting stories. And
1:13:24
his website, Insider Gaming, is reporting this now. But in fact,
1:13:26
what I had originally had in our write up was basically
1:13:28
the acknowledgement of just a tweet that he put out, which
1:13:31
I thought was interesting. And I'm glad that he followed it
1:13:33
up with a story because I'm like, why isn't there a
1:13:35
story about this? Where he basically said
1:13:37
explicitly, there is a Lego Horizon game coming
1:13:40
and people have started reporting on this tweet. So
1:13:43
that's what I originally had. But actually at the time
1:13:45
we're recording, I think it actually was posted today. Yeah.
1:13:49
The day we're recording, they finally posted a story
1:13:51
on his website, Insider Gaming, saying, Lego
1:13:53
and PlayStation are working on a new game called Lego
1:13:55
Horizon Adventures, like I noted. And here's
1:13:58
what the brief story says. PlayStation
1:14:00
are developing a new game called Lego Horizon
1:14:02
Adventures. Last week, trademark
1:14:04
finder, Kurakasis, tweeted that
1:14:06
Sony and Lego were soon to announce the collaboration of
1:14:08
a well-known IP. At the time, Kurakasis
1:14:10
revealed the game, but as what seems to be
1:14:12
an obligatory from insiders these days, I vaguely tweeted
1:14:14
that the project was on the horizon. Speaking
1:14:16
with sources, it was said that the game is
1:14:19
essentially Horizon Forbidden West but Lego, and that the
1:14:21
game will have realistic graphics, whatever that means for
1:14:23
a Lego game. While the exact details of
1:14:25
the game are unclear, I got wind of
1:14:27
an advertisement trailer for the game, which was completed
1:14:29
last month, which suggests that an announcement is on
1:14:31
its way, although admittedly could be delayed. But
1:14:34
combining this information with Kurakasis' latest tweet, who
1:14:36
finds the majority of his information via trademark
1:14:38
filings, it suggests that the trademark has recently
1:14:40
been registered, brownie points to anyone who finds
1:14:42
it. Backing up that announcement could be
1:14:44
soon. Exact details on when the game
1:14:46
will be announced are unclear, but recent rumors of a PlayStation
1:14:48
showcase in the coming weeks align nicely with what is happening
1:14:51
with this game, with the trademarks
1:14:53
and the trailers and so on. Yes.
1:14:58
Lego Horizon. So do
1:15:00
we have to add this game now to
1:15:03
the list of Horizon games that is ever
1:15:06
growing, rumored, some confirmed? What
1:15:09
do you think? This will be coming this year,
1:15:11
I assume. Yeah, I mean,
1:15:13
I can't get enough of it. You
1:15:15
know, I'm so stoked. You won't get
1:15:18
enough. For yeah, man, like,
1:15:20
oh, so much Horizon, so little time.
1:15:22
I cannot fathom why.
1:15:26
Like, this is one of the
1:15:28
most confusing things I think I've
1:15:31
ever seen. Because how many
1:15:33
Horizon games are there even in development at this
1:15:35
point? So we've got we've got presumably the sequel
1:15:38
to the third. That's the third and final game in
1:15:40
the trilogy. Right. We've got
1:15:42
the MMO. Right. The
1:15:44
and then the other standalone
1:15:46
multiplayer game, presumably. Right. And
1:15:49
was there was there something else? Zero Dawn remake.
1:15:52
Oh, right. Zero Dawn remake. Very necessary.
1:15:54
The very necessary Horizon Zero Dawn remake.
1:15:56
And now I guess her and now
1:15:58
Horizon Forbidden West. But hold on
1:16:01
with Lego. Okay.
1:16:05
I all right. I'm
1:16:08
just it's interesting. What are they doing? I don't
1:16:10
know. What is it? What
1:16:13
is it in Horizon? Look, I I
1:16:16
don't love Horizon. Okay, like I don't I don't love it. Love
1:16:18
it. But like I don't hate it by any means but
1:16:21
I don't understand. I
1:16:24
don't know if I understand what they see
1:16:26
in this IP specifically that justifies
1:16:29
this amount of like spreading
1:16:33
the spreading the field in this
1:16:35
way. Like it's I
1:16:38
I get it on some level for a multiplayer because
1:16:40
it's like oh, it's actually got good combat. It's like,
1:16:42
okay, cool. Yeah, maybe maybe like a Monster Hunter kind
1:16:44
of like cooperative thing. Cool MMO. Okay,
1:16:48
maybe Lego. Okay.
1:16:57
I feel exasperated. Thinking
1:16:59
about this. It's too much. It's
1:17:02
just too much. They did do like the real life
1:17:04
Lego set right of the hall
1:17:06
neck or whatever, which was kind of cool. Actually,
1:17:08
my nephew has it which is random. I wonder if he
1:17:10
even knows about this. I have to tell him to be very excited. But
1:17:14
there's something about I would
1:17:17
like to understand more about the
1:17:20
conspiracy theories than me says it's Herman Holst, right?
1:17:23
Like oh, yeah, but
1:17:25
it can't possibly be that right. It
1:17:28
can't be him showing this level of preferential
1:17:30
treatment to his own studio that he comes
1:17:32
from. I just don't know if that can
1:17:34
be so it's got to
1:17:36
be because he just got promoted. We'll talk about
1:17:38
that. It's like that's so that's
1:17:41
so vapid and weird. You wouldn't do it for
1:17:43
that reason. So they must have some sort of
1:17:46
data or some sort of indication.
1:17:48
So let me let me feed you feed it to you this
1:17:50
way and Dustin. Let's get you in volunteering get you on the
1:17:53
record about this Lego Horizon game and what
1:17:55
you think. Tom
1:17:57
says it's essentially Forbidden West. Is
1:18:01
it some sort of way to extract value out of a game that
1:18:03
exists? In other words, like you kind of, I
1:18:06
don't know, like I don't even, because it's in decimal. It's
1:18:08
like, I doubt the game would be built in decimal, but
1:18:11
it's like, you somehow ingest this world and then like,
1:18:14
is it some sort of smart play to say
1:18:16
like, we're going to make an easy X amount
1:18:18
of money on this by allowing Traveler's Tale
1:18:20
or whoever's doing it to
1:18:23
fuck around with this, this thing that already
1:18:25
kind of exists. You don't have to design it. You
1:18:27
don't have to worry about the way it works. And
1:18:29
they bring kind of their conventions of
1:18:32
LEGO games to the series. But I'm
1:18:34
with Chris that I like, I don't like Horizon. I
1:18:36
love Horizon. I think Horizon's really great. I just don't
1:18:38
know. This
1:18:40
is like not the series that I would have
1:18:43
chosen to exploit like this, to be honest. I
1:18:45
would have actually gone for like, first of all,
1:18:47
I think the most obvious thing to exploit is
1:18:49
Uncharted. But if you're not going to do that,
1:18:51
then it's God of War before
1:18:53
Horizon. So it is
1:18:55
interesting. They don't really show it very much respect in this
1:18:57
regard. What are your thoughts? I was
1:18:59
thinking back to the rumors of
1:19:01
the Horizon Zero Dawn remake.
1:19:03
Like I've been looking and trying to
1:19:06
remember exactly where they came from and what they
1:19:08
said. Hear me out here. What
1:19:11
if this is the remake and
1:19:13
they're just remaking it in a different way?
1:19:16
Because this reporting says
1:19:18
if it is essentially Horizon
1:19:20
Forbidden West but LEGO, so
1:19:23
you could say they're remaking the
1:19:25
game in LEGO.
1:19:27
Yeah. And because specifically this remake,
1:19:29
and we've got, you know,
1:19:31
Last of Us Part 1 remastered, which
1:19:34
felt confusing in a lot of ways.
1:19:36
We got Last of Us Part 2
1:19:38
remastered, which felt also
1:19:40
confusing. This one clearly, since they
1:19:43
went, this one specifically being
1:19:45
Horizon Zero Dawn, felt the
1:19:47
most confusing because they did the patch
1:19:49
that enabled the PS5 to get the
1:19:51
60 FPS, get all this extra stuff.
1:19:53
It's like, what is there really to
1:19:55
do for this game? Maybe
1:19:58
this is it. That would be Pretty
1:20:02
interesting because it actually would be like yeah, you're
1:20:05
playing the same game But it is I don't
1:20:07
know is it geared more appealing
1:20:10
towards kids though, man
1:20:12
I don't know if Legos are necessarily even they've
1:20:14
never been just for kids But I'm convinced that
1:20:16
all adults like Legos more than than kids do
1:20:18
but there's a tweet going around of a guy
1:20:20
in Disney World Saying like there are no adult.
1:20:23
There's no kids rather at the lightsaber Construction
1:20:25
thing or whatever like the hilt. Oh, I
1:20:27
believe that. Yeah, so Dude,
1:20:31
I saw the price of Legos recently. They're doing Like
1:20:35
the eye of Sauron kit for
1:20:37
Lord of the Rings. I'm like man that looks cool I'm
1:20:40
pretty sure it was over That's
1:20:44
it. Are you crazy? Yeah
1:20:47
a lot of I think there was a giant there's
1:20:49
like a giant Millennium Falcon that I think was like 800
1:20:52
or something some of these are Pushing a
1:20:54
thousand bucks for some of these like
1:20:56
lego sets so people like Legos, man
1:20:59
I don't I Don't
1:21:01
know. I did I we talked about the
1:21:04
Lego Seinfeld apartment on the show before I'm
1:21:06
sure I remember Yeah, definitely ended
1:21:08
up getting it but that was something I definitely thought about
1:21:10
I definitely was like, hmm Do I did I do this?
1:21:12
I also thought about it and I also did not end
1:21:15
up getting it Yeah, I
1:21:17
did. Oh, they're not in here. I don't think I did get
1:21:19
my Mega Man figures though Do you know the ones that just
1:21:21
came out from that company Jada or whatever data? No,
1:21:24
yeah, you're really nice figures They're like the finest
1:21:26
Mega Man figures ever dude. I'm like, oh my
1:21:28
god. I'm so excited for for
1:21:30
them to do more They're gonna be fucking sick Sick
1:21:33
release every one of them every
1:21:36
robot All of them. How
1:21:38
do you feel about a Lego Mega Man game? Oh,
1:21:40
I'd love that. I'll take anything at home Yeah,
1:21:42
yeah like a mega man would be sick I
1:21:45
mean, that's the kind of game that because it the
1:21:47
mini figs like being all the different robots and
1:21:50
all I mean Yeah, slam-dome
1:21:52
actually works really well actually now they think about
1:21:54
it actually it's not that bad of an idea No,
1:21:57
it isn't. What do you think about
1:21:59
this theory that this? is the remake? Yeah,
1:22:01
no, it's a rock solid, rock
1:22:03
solid, I think analysis. And
1:22:07
could very well be where the wires were crossed
1:22:09
or whatever. I
1:22:11
don't know, man. What do you think doesn't about too
1:22:13
much horizon? I mean, it's
1:22:16
a lot of horizon. Is it? All
1:22:18
right, so let's analyze it.
1:22:21
I feel like it is. But 2017 zero dawn. 2022 was horizon? Yeah, well,
1:22:23
yeah, because it
1:22:32
was around Elden Ring, right? Right.
1:22:34
That's exactly right. So that was 2022. So Forbidden
1:22:36
West was 2022. And then the VR
1:22:38
game was last year, 23. And then we
1:22:41
haven't gotten anything this year. So maybe we got a
1:22:43
LEGO game this year. I mean, they are ramping up.
1:22:45
It just I guess it just feels like at the
1:22:47
end of the day, it's gonna be too much horizon.
1:22:51
A horizon MMO with a South Korean kind of
1:22:53
flair is interesting. The
1:22:55
multiplayer game is obvious. And
1:22:58
it seems like that they wanted to get multiplayer in
1:23:00
the game since the very beginning. I mean, it begs for
1:23:02
multiplayer in some sense, I don't want to play with
1:23:04
multiplayer, but I can see why people would want
1:23:06
to play. I mean, it's so fucking awesome. The
1:23:08
combat horizon is the best part of the game.
1:23:12
And I love pretty much everything about it. But it's
1:23:15
fun as fuck to play. So I
1:23:17
get all these different things. But I just do
1:23:19
wonder where the actual if there's actual
1:23:21
demand, because of course, like we said, we're also forgetting that
1:23:23
there's going to be a third game. I mean, there's a
1:23:27
the second game ends on
1:23:29
a fucking massive cliffhanger massive, massive
1:23:31
cliffhanger. So
1:23:34
humongous cliffhanger, in my opinion.
1:23:36
So obviously, that's gonna happen. And that'll probably be some
1:23:38
sort of, you would imagine maybe that would
1:23:41
be a PS six launch game, that would be pretty sick. And
1:23:44
it would also be on PS five, I'm sure. Right.
1:23:47
I wonder, because there's also the Netflix show.
1:23:50
And we haven't we haven't
1:23:52
heard about that recently. But we
1:23:55
know Sony likes their their synergy.
1:23:58
But I don't think that shows even started filming
1:24:00
like I'm looking on
1:24:03
D'Extero says no we would
1:24:05
know we would know if it had yeah report it so that's
1:24:07
a long ways off but
1:24:11
I definitely feel like when
1:24:13
we hear about all these projects at once
1:24:16
I mean we know of as many projects
1:24:18
in the horizon world we know more about
1:24:21
as far as like a digit there are
1:24:23
more that we know about that haven't happened
1:24:25
yet but we have currently oh yeah so
1:24:27
knowing about them all at once definitely feels
1:24:29
overwhelming I guess it's gonna depend on how
1:24:32
often they're doled out what each
1:24:35
unique thing has and
1:24:37
what they bring to the table because I imagine the
1:24:40
MMO will be significantly different
1:24:42
from what we know horizon currently
1:24:44
to be the multiplayer as you said it
1:24:46
sounds like something they wanted to do for a while
1:24:49
so that could bring its own flair
1:24:51
as well as long as
1:24:53
these are spaced out and provide unique
1:24:55
things I think you could still argue
1:24:57
it's too much but if
1:25:00
the sales are are there then I guess
1:25:04
not yeah I'm looking just
1:25:06
to make sure yeah so
1:25:09
it's worth noting that if there's a decent
1:25:12
chance that the NC soft horizon MMO is
1:25:14
not even a console game although we talked
1:25:16
about how that would be insane if it wasn't
1:25:18
a console game like how could you not release
1:25:20
it on console but they've really almost with the
1:25:22
exception of that fuser game they did with harmonics
1:25:24
which was kind of like this random rhythm game
1:25:27
that they they incubated they really don't do console
1:25:29
games so what'd be interesting if they were trying to
1:25:31
just aim at different at different places with the games
1:25:33
but that would be almost unthinkable
1:25:36
to not release it on ps5 2
1:25:38
yeah and ps4 I mean if you wanted to
1:25:40
be fucking crazy with it all
1:25:44
right well keep an eye on that I think we're gonna learn about this game
1:25:46
very soon boys and who
1:25:48
am I kidding I'm gonna be all over it well
1:25:50
whatever it doesn't
1:25:56
I was gonna get even further into it I was gonna just say that
1:25:58
for bit like He's saying it's
1:26:00
like it's Forbidden West so it seems like maybe that's what it
1:26:02
is but it would have been cooler if they even waited until
1:26:04
the third game was over and then they did a Horizon
1:26:07
Lego game that kind of celebrated and was able to
1:26:11
Imbue all of Horizon from the beginning to be like
1:26:13
much like our world Right.
1:26:16
Yeah. Yeah, it would it would be yeah I
1:26:18
mean I would probably if it plays like Forbidden
1:26:20
West, but it but it's a Lego game where
1:26:22
if I'm remembering correctly Dude,
1:26:25
the Lego games like they don't have
1:26:27
people speaking in them. Do they maybe they do now?
1:26:31
Right, but I'm pretty sure like I remember them being like
1:26:33
kind of silent. Yeah I thought it was always like a
1:26:35
motive or something like it was like a Like
1:26:38
a noise or like a like a like
1:26:40
an emoji sort of thing Yeah they would they would act
1:26:42
it they would like almost like pantomime a lot of the
1:26:44
important which is great because like If I could play a
1:26:47
game that plays like Horizon, but Aloy shuts the fuck up.
1:26:49
I think I would like that a lot Yeah,
1:26:51
so everyone hates you a little sorry
1:26:56
I'm sorry, Aloy Alright,
1:26:58
so we'll keep an eye out for that and Yeah,
1:27:01
I think we'll learn about that soon. It's interesting. I'm
1:27:03
always fascinated by projects like that. It's like wow that
1:27:05
really didn't leak At
1:27:08
least yeah, not in a way that
1:27:10
was recognizable until right before like when
1:27:12
trailers were being circulated internally.
1:27:14
So anyway Just
1:27:17
wanted to note this so Ghost of Tsushima's PC port is
1:27:19
out you can go get
1:27:21
it right now on Steam and Nix
1:27:24
is which is the Sony owned PC
1:27:26
port studio that worked alongside sucker
1:27:28
punch to get this game out Released
1:27:31
a little write-up on Twitter that I've linked you
1:27:33
here in our document and by the way,
1:27:35
they use Twitter in a way I've never seen it you did you click
1:27:37
on this link and look at it. It's like how did they do this?
1:27:40
It looks like a website. It's like an article.
1:27:42
Yeah. Yeah, really nice It's like I've never seen
1:27:44
anyone do do a tweet like this. So it's
1:27:47
really nicely done But there's something there's a
1:27:49
note in here because they talk about steam deck support and everything So
1:27:53
they wanted to know legends cooperative multiplayer. So
1:27:55
you'll remember that Ghost of Tsushima on ps4
1:27:58
Got two updates and PS4 PS5
1:28:00
later in the Eke Island update
1:28:02
and then you got the Legends update
1:28:04
and the Eke Island update was like
1:28:06
the expansion and Legends was the multiplayer
1:28:08
cooperative multiplayer functionality that was added. And
1:28:10
this will be in the PC version too, all of it. But
1:28:13
they noted, quote, as previously announced, Legends co-op
1:28:15
multiplayer mode will include crossplay between players on
1:28:18
PS4 consoles, PS5 consoles and PC. Legends
1:28:21
will be functional on PC at launch, but you won't
1:28:23
be automatically matched with players on different platforms. Crossplay
1:28:25
will launch in beta, meaning you can try it out
1:28:28
by inviting your PlayStation network friends. We would love your
1:28:30
feedback as we continue to make adjustments in the weeks
1:28:32
following launch. So something worth
1:28:34
noting, if you care about exploring that functionality,
1:28:36
I don't think most people are going to care very much about this. I
1:28:38
don't think that's why they're playing Ghost of Tsushima. And by the way, I
1:28:42
think that we showed understanding and kind
1:28:44
of nuance with the Helldivers 2 Steam
1:28:47
situation, but people are already review bombing
1:28:49
Ghost of Tsushima. Get fucked.
1:28:52
What are you doing? That's ridiculous. You
1:28:54
know? It's
1:28:56
what I looked before we
1:28:58
started recording. It's mixed right now on Steam. And
1:29:01
I was reading the reviews and people were like buying
1:29:03
the game, leaving a review and then returning it basically.
1:29:05
Or that's what they were saying. They
1:29:07
were doing. I can't believe you can even do that. And
1:29:10
just because it's not available in countries that don't support
1:29:12
PSN. Aren't
1:29:15
you more upset that PSN isn't available in
1:29:17
the countries that don't support PSN? And if
1:29:19
you think, isn't it interesting that Sony does
1:29:21
30 billion dollars of revenue a
1:29:23
year operating in only the countries that it's in
1:29:25
right now? I'm not saying that we don't want
1:29:27
it to expand, but certainly there's a reason why
1:29:29
it's not available in these places. That's
1:29:32
a deeper economic question. And
1:29:36
being upset about that is being upset at
1:29:38
the corporation. But again,
1:29:40
you're injuring the developers by
1:29:42
doing. I just don't understand this. This comes off
1:29:44
as babyish to me. Like really at
1:29:47
this point, because you have to sign in the
1:29:49
PSN or because someone in fucking Albania can't buy
1:29:51
Ghost of Tsushima right now on PC. Give me
1:29:53
a break, dude. Yeah, there's no. You know, what
1:29:55
is there no end to the complaining? No.
1:29:58
Yeah. This is where I think
1:30:00
it crosses the line where it's like, not
1:30:03
the line because even that sounds like a bit, a
1:30:05
bit extreme, but I feel like there
1:30:07
was righteousness to the hell diversity situation because they sold
1:30:09
the game to people who would eventually have to get
1:30:11
that game revoked out of their libraries, which is at
1:30:15
the very least like an unethical thing to do. Um,
1:30:18
so there was a reason to be upset about that. Um,
1:30:21
and there's, I totally, I totally agree with like
1:30:23
how that whole thing shook up. Like it makes
1:30:25
perfect sense that you would, even if it's a
1:30:27
short, even if it's a small subset of
1:30:29
the player base, um, it is important that
1:30:31
people kind of like rally behind that, that
1:30:34
kind of thing because any amount of money, like your money
1:30:36
is just as valuable as that person's money. Um,
1:30:39
and so I think that was righteous and it was just this,
1:30:42
they're very clearly not making that mistake. They're just being
1:30:44
like, Hey, listen, this is a requirement for the game.
1:30:46
And we learned, we're not going to sell the game
1:30:48
to you if you can't do this because that would
1:30:51
be unethical. So like, it's not going to be available
1:30:53
to those places. And I think, I think that's, I
1:30:55
mean, that sucks, but it's not like an unethical thing.
1:30:57
And it's not something that is worth, um,
1:31:01
this type of backlash. Um,
1:31:04
if you want Sony to be
1:31:07
like, I mean, that's, that's really up
1:31:09
to Sony and they should expand for sure. They should be
1:31:11
in these places, but they're
1:31:15
not. So I don't
1:31:18
know what, I don't know what you hope to gain from
1:31:20
this. Like they're not just going to, because you review on
1:31:22
go sushi Shima, they're going to start, you
1:31:24
know, okay, now we're going to put some
1:31:26
places, network servers up in Madagascar now. We're
1:31:29
going to send a team to build, to
1:31:32
build server farms because it goes to Shima
1:31:34
got review bombed. It's like, that's
1:31:36
not really how that works. I
1:31:39
think that some of the argument, and I, I
1:31:41
understand this, but I totally agree. It's not worth
1:31:44
what people are doing is that according
1:31:46
to some of these steam reviews, you do
1:31:48
not need PSN to play the single player.
1:31:50
You don't, you don't, I know that for,
1:31:53
okay. Yeah. So you don't need, if
1:31:55
you want to play multiplayer, you do need it. So
1:31:57
some of the argument is, Hey, why
1:31:59
don't you set. and just
1:32:01
block off multiplayer from these countries that you
1:32:03
don't offer that. And I – people
1:32:07
would then complain it's like, oh, well, you're selling them
1:32:10
a game that has part that you're not allowing people
1:32:12
to play part of what they access. It's like they'll
1:32:14
find something else, a different way
1:32:16
to spend it to complain about it. And yeah,
1:32:19
I agree. It sucks that there are people that can't
1:32:21
buy the game, but
1:32:25
I don't know. And the launcher thing too that there's
1:32:27
a bunch of complaints about, oh, you're forcing
1:32:29
me to have an account to play online. We're PC gamers.
1:32:31
This isn't how we do things. It's like, yes, it is.
1:32:35
Yes, it absolutely is. I listed those last week,
1:32:38
the numerous publishers that require you to
1:32:40
have login. It's extremely
1:32:42
common for multiplayer, not always.
1:32:44
But so yeah,
1:32:48
I can't help but think that this is just – to
1:32:51
immediately go in and try
1:32:54
to review bomb over something
1:32:56
that's not necessarily even affecting you, I
1:32:58
get it. I'm not saying it's all perfect,
1:33:00
but the reaction is – seems
1:33:03
silly. And a game – it's just
1:33:05
how – I
1:33:07
don't like how things are weaponized to this extent. We
1:33:10
all know Ghost of Tsushima isn't a mixed
1:33:12
game. I'm not even
1:33:14
that big of a fan of Ghost of Tsushima, as the audience
1:33:16
knows. I was – I was whelmed by it. I was like,
1:33:18
yeah, it's great. I wasn't
1:33:21
like totally overblown by
1:33:23
it in any way. But it's
1:33:25
not mixed. I mean, that's ridiculous. And
1:33:28
I just – it's
1:33:32
going to come off as Boy Cries Wolf kind of shit at some point. And
1:33:34
I think Sony needs to kind of just maybe stay the
1:33:36
course now. They've ameliorated
1:33:39
the problem with Helldivers, which they should have.
1:33:42
They don't enforce error, as we said, and it's their fault, like we
1:33:44
noted last week. Now
1:33:46
that they know that and they've learned a few things, just
1:33:49
continue on with the plan. And
1:33:53
loud, boisterous people that – Steam allows them
1:33:55
to wield an unusual amount of power, which
1:33:57
is kind of an interesting part of the
1:33:59
platform. that I think makes it this kind of
1:34:01
libertarian utopia that I think in some ways so when he says replicate
1:34:04
on PSN, but I think some of these things need to
1:34:06
be stymied and stemmed like it's It's
1:34:09
like when a stop. Oh, I don't know if you guys
1:34:11
saw a game stop started trading like really high recently again
1:34:13
Yeah, stop trading it like five times in the day because
1:34:15
they knew something was fucked up with it There
1:34:17
should be kind of levers like that on
1:34:20
Steam where it's like this is a
1:34:22
game that has is it Like
1:34:24
imagine when Assassin's Creed shadows comes out or whatever
1:34:26
the hell it's called. I I
1:34:29
mean you gotta know that you can't allow reviews
1:34:31
like day and date with that stuff not Not
1:34:34
because you want to silence people because you want it to
1:34:36
be accurate So
1:34:39
you need people to kind of let it wash out of their
1:34:41
systems because it's not that important. I don't know
1:34:44
Anyway, yeah. Well, what do you think? Well,
1:34:47
if you say like I don't know I don't know if I don't
1:34:49
know if I agree with the game stop thing I feel like that should have
1:34:51
been allowed to happen personally,
1:34:53
but The review thing to me
1:34:55
is like I don't know if it really matters So
1:34:58
like because ultimately we've all seen how these things
1:35:00
shake up, right? Like dude, there's that famous image
1:35:02
of like the steam group of like boycott amount
1:35:04
of warfare 2 on The
1:35:06
launch day of modern warfare 2 and everybody in
1:35:08
that steam group is playing my that's right like
1:35:10
that's right if if ultimately like the bad reviews
1:35:12
like yeah, it's not great I guess to see
1:35:15
that but really If
1:35:18
you're gonna play Ghost of Shima on PC you're going to bit you're going
1:35:20
to buy it You know, there's very I feel
1:35:23
like there's very very few people who are going to be swayed
1:35:25
with it I'm sure there's a loud minority
1:35:27
of people talking about it. But
1:35:29
even when I would look up reviews for
1:35:32
games online, I Almost
1:35:34
never really saw the steam reviews. I would just
1:35:36
kind of see like, you know IGN or like,
1:35:38
you know the big like proper reviews I Was
1:35:42
only if I was like super curious beyond like
1:35:44
beyond what is reasonably even Even
1:35:46
necessary that I would go check the steam reviews for something just to
1:35:49
see what was up but Yeah,
1:35:51
I don't know if it really matters to them in
1:35:53
the first place enough for them to even bother trying
1:35:56
to stymie it Yeah, you know,
1:35:58
yeah I do
1:36:00
like how they let things pull. Like
1:36:02
they just let it go on Steam. It is interesting.
1:36:05
Things should be allowed to, especially
1:36:08
for GameStop, man. Free market, right? That means you
1:36:10
open yourself up to the chaos, right? No. Yeah,
1:36:13
I just, I think that it's
1:36:15
not about GameStop itself. It's about the mechanism, as
1:36:18
I understand it, it's like making sure that when
1:36:20
things like this happen, it's usually because it's being,
1:36:22
there's like cheating going on or some
1:36:24
mechanized thing. And so they stop it to make sure. I think that's why
1:36:26
they stop it and let it go multiple times
1:36:28
because they have to each time, Yeah.
1:36:31
It spikes in a certain way. They, I think are
1:36:33
obligated, investigated and stuff like that. Yeah, I
1:36:36
guess for me, I find it arbitrary because I feel like there's
1:36:38
no point in any given day where there isn't cheating. Yeah.
1:36:42
And that's true. So it's like, yeah.
1:36:44
That's true. Whatever. All
1:36:47
right. So just since we're talking
1:36:49
about PC games, PlayStation PC games, and I think
1:36:51
we're all in agreement here on this show, although
1:36:53
our audience seems
1:36:55
to be opposed to this in the majority,
1:36:58
we seem to be pretty comfortable with the idea of
1:37:00
more and more PlayStation games going to PC. I think
1:37:02
it's a good thing. So there's
1:37:04
a reliable Twitter leaker that
1:37:07
seems to have some sort of access
1:37:09
to, I don't know, like the backend on
1:37:11
PSN, maybe, Bill Bill Kuhn.
1:37:14
And he always tweets things that end up being
1:37:16
true. And he's saying God of War Ragnarok is
1:37:19
one of the next PlayStation exclusive titles to be ported to
1:37:21
PC. Announcement date is
1:37:23
imminent. And so
1:37:26
maybe we'll see that at the rumored
1:37:28
conference in a week or two. Thoughts
1:37:31
on this, Dustin? God of War Ragnarok, unrouted to
1:37:34
PC. I think that makes a lot of sense. God of War
1:37:36
did pretty respectively, I think, on Steam. And
1:37:38
this is a great game. So I think more people should
1:37:40
experience it. I think Sony has probably gotten their money's worth
1:37:42
on it. Oh, absolutely.
1:37:44
Yeah. Great game. Great
1:37:46
game to head over to PC alongside. Now it'll join the
1:37:48
2018 God
1:37:50
of War on PC. And yeah,
1:37:53
I know what you're saying about a large
1:37:55
portion of our audience not
1:37:58
liking the PC releases. And
1:38:00
I just don't I can
1:38:02
I can understand the argument Kind
1:38:05
of but it's like it's this
1:38:07
idea of like oh well Is
1:38:10
your purchase is rooted in what
1:38:12
you can exclusively play? And if
1:38:15
if a game is on PC, it's like oh, I
1:38:17
could have bought it on PC or something like that.
1:38:19
I I Don't necessarily
1:38:22
understand it because you got the game Multiple
1:38:25
years early and it's not like
1:38:27
PC is getting something exclusive that you
1:38:29
don't get out of this game I
1:38:31
mean other than being able to play it on better
1:38:33
hardware if you want, but I think
1:38:36
there is a overestimated
1:38:38
value in Timing
1:38:42
in some degree with this or just this idea
1:38:44
is like oh, well, this is this is ours
1:38:46
It doesn't it it's things are
1:38:48
rapidly changing. Obviously we see this across the board.
1:38:50
We're gonna talk about Square Enix as well It's
1:38:52
just like yeah things are going Multi-platform
1:38:56
and not that I'm saying God of worship is
1:38:59
or will it would come out on Xbox or something
1:39:01
like that? But I don't know.
1:39:03
I don't understand how this takes away from
1:39:06
your PlayStation 5 Purchase
1:39:08
or experience at all that that
1:39:10
part doesn't make any sense to me Yeah,
1:39:13
I think there are I think most of the people
1:39:15
that I see making that
1:39:17
argument can't Put
1:39:20
into words why they feel that way or
1:39:22
maybe don't even know and I think the
1:39:24
people that are more sophisticated know that it
1:39:26
the argument around that would be something about
1:39:28
the long-term health of PlayStation as a brand
1:39:30
and as a Platform in
1:39:33
other words diluting it as a place where games
1:39:35
go. So You
1:39:37
need it less and less and then somebody make draw it's
1:39:40
what's happening in Xbox in some sense You
1:39:42
draw fewer and fewer peers a death cycle. It's like
1:39:44
you draw fewer people you make fewer less revenue fewer
1:39:47
third-party game sales then you suffer with the
1:39:49
publishers and then you just end up in
1:39:51
this tailspin and I totally get
1:39:53
that. I don't really agree with that though because I
1:39:55
actually don't think that that is the outcome I actually
1:39:57
think that you you're exactly right in that in identifying
1:39:59
that things are changing rapidly, that
1:40:02
you need to embrace obvious
1:40:04
change or you will die in
1:40:06
this industry. Not
1:40:09
only PC, but mobile. In
1:40:12
my opinion, ending there. It's going to be
1:40:14
PC and mobile and the
1:40:16
PlayStation platforms. This idea that games are going to go
1:40:18
to Xbox or Nintendo, I just don't think that that's
1:40:21
in the cards at all. But I think that
1:40:23
they're comfortable saying, we're going to have a console, we're going to drive
1:40:26
you there, and then they're going to have the PSN sign-ups on PC,
1:40:28
and they're going to maybe convince you
1:40:30
that some of you that you need a console, maybe
1:40:32
there is some evidence too that the
1:40:34
games that they've released on PC have had some sort
1:40:36
of reverse effect on drawing
1:40:38
people to PlayStation as a console and as
1:40:40
experience to get that quality of game. We're
1:40:44
going to talk about sales numbers soon, but PlayStation 5
1:40:46
is selling just as well as PlayStation 4, adjusted
1:40:50
for time. There's
1:40:52
really no difference between them. The only difference is
1:40:54
that PlayStation 5 was much scarcer and harder to
1:40:57
find and more expensive. It
1:41:01
had no price drop. By
1:41:03
this point in the PS4 life cycle, there was a price drop. So
1:41:05
I just think
1:41:09
here's what I'll say, and Chris will throw it over to you, is you
1:41:12
have to figure out what you care about most with
1:41:15
PlayStation. What does it mean to you the most? And
1:41:17
certainly I think it's the console of many of us, and we get that.
1:41:20
But I would say the evidence in the short
1:41:22
to mid-term doesn't seem like it's really affecting the
1:41:24
sales trajectory of PlayStation. The thing you need to
1:41:26
remember is that actually it's the health
1:41:28
of the game studios that's most important to the PlayStation
1:41:30
experience. As long as those games continue to
1:41:32
come and are available on PS5, I think that will draw
1:41:34
people to them. And
1:41:36
this PC money is free revenue, who
1:41:40
bolster what are
1:41:42
increasingly increasing budgets on these games
1:41:44
that I think I've reached a ceiling. Unless
1:41:46
you are, Jaffe and I on his show
1:41:48
the other day, we're talking about it, I'm like, unless you are a grand
1:41:50
theft auto, you need to spend more than
1:41:52
a couple hundred million dollars on a game. It's
1:41:55
like the absolute maximum for a
1:41:57
triple-A game in my opinion. Anyway,
1:42:00
that's a lot. Chris, what do you think
1:42:02
about where are we here? About
1:42:04
what we were talking about, God of War Ragnarok coming
1:42:06
to PC. Any thoughts? I
1:42:08
mean, I think it's – I don't really
1:42:10
understand the consternation. I think – I
1:42:13
understand what you were saying about like how like, oh, it's
1:42:15
kind of the situation that Xbox is in because it kind
1:42:17
of leads to a death spiral. But I think that's largely
1:42:19
– that's more to do with like day
1:42:21
and date, in my opinion. I
1:42:23
actually think that's a bigger issue than just having
1:42:25
things on PC in the first place or
1:42:28
just the fact that Game Pass –
1:42:31
even just day and date on Game Pass I think is a lot. Like I feel
1:42:33
like they could have been like, hey,
1:42:35
listen, we're Xbox and you can – we
1:42:38
have this Game Pass thing where after a
1:42:40
certain amount of time, this first-party game will go
1:42:42
on this service for free. And I think that
1:42:44
probably would have been a lot more
1:42:47
beneficial for them because people like
1:42:49
to hype. People like to get
1:42:51
in on things day one. We saw that with Starfield
1:42:54
really when they were selling that early access thing, and
1:42:56
it sold like crazy at like a
1:42:58
higher price than normal. So I don't
1:43:01
know – I don't buy this idea that
1:43:03
like simply having a game available elsewhere, especially
1:43:06
years after its original relevancy deteriorates
1:43:09
the platform. I think it's cool.
1:43:13
There's like a second wind aspect to it. And like
1:43:15
you said, it's more revenue for the studios that otherwise
1:43:17
wouldn't see that revenue. Because
1:43:20
that's the other thing. It's like you're not making God of War
1:43:22
Ragnarok, and then five years later somebody buys a PS5
1:43:25
for it and
1:43:27
grabs it. It's
1:43:30
usually that those games just kind
1:43:32
of dry out, and
1:43:35
there's really not much value left to extract from it
1:43:37
on that platform. You've kind of reached your maximum –
1:43:41
you kind of reached your apex already, so why not meet people
1:43:43
where they're at? I just – I don't
1:43:45
get it. It's
1:43:49
territorial and strange. I just –
1:43:53
I get this fear that
1:43:55
– I do understand the
1:43:57
fear of saying like well, the delusion of
1:44:00
the experience. experience, how does that happen? And
1:44:02
you need to be really careful of unintended consequences.
1:44:05
But I just, because you're saying day and date,
1:44:07
which is interesting and having that gap, but I'm
1:44:09
more bullish where I'm, I think that like eventually
1:44:11
you even want to embrace day and date with
1:44:14
more games. I want, and I
1:44:16
said this to Jaffee too, is like I want an experiment. And
1:44:18
I think that they'll eventually do one and told Dawn could very well
1:44:21
be the experiment because that is coming to PC day and date, but
1:44:24
I want to see like what happens when a big PlayStation
1:44:26
first party game, especially and told on is not a first
1:44:28
party game. I
1:44:31
think it's key for multiplayer stuff.
1:44:33
Right. I
1:44:35
should say that we, just so people calm down, I know
1:44:37
we're doing that with multiplayer games. I'm talking about like Concord,
1:44:40
I'm talking about single player games. Yeah.
1:44:42
Yeah, but go ahead. No, yeah, I
1:44:44
was just gonna say like, I'm not
1:44:46
entirely sure. I think that actually
1:44:48
might have a deleterious effect in the sense that
1:44:50
this is kind of like the point of the
1:44:52
brand. It's like, these are the games
1:44:54
that you go to. And
1:44:57
these are, this is the platform that you go to before
1:45:00
those games. So it does
1:45:02
help to maintain some level
1:45:04
of exclusivity. And by the way, I'm talking about
1:45:06
like from a business, but I would prefer things were
1:45:08
everywhere at all
1:45:10
times immediately. But just for,
1:45:13
if I were at Sony
1:45:15
in an executive position, I would be like, hey, listen, we have
1:45:17
to have like some reason for people to come here. You
1:45:20
know, because a new game, like a big
1:45:22
new single player game, that does kind
1:45:24
of draw people to the platform in a way that, you
1:45:27
know, an old one might not, you
1:45:30
know, that actually does kind of, there are system sellers for a reason. And
1:45:34
so that is worth paying attention to. But I do think
1:45:36
at some point, yeah, we're going to get to
1:45:39
a place where these things do go day in day. I
1:45:41
think that's kind of an inevitability. And
1:45:43
I think it's going to be awesome when it finally does happen. But
1:45:47
if I were at Sony, I could see why you
1:45:49
wouldn't want to do that immediately, especially if
1:45:51
not for like a multiplayer game. Because
1:45:53
that's the entire success of that really depends on
1:45:56
its availability and its access. And
1:45:59
its ubiquity. Not to string this
1:46:01
out longer than necessary, but
1:46:03
I wonder too if there's a
1:46:05
consideration. There's so
1:46:07
many rumors about the Xbox becoming more
1:46:09
Steam-like. I think even Phil said he loves
1:46:12
the idea of Steam running on the Xbox.
1:46:15
And we talked about the idea of like Valve jumping
1:46:17
in, just purely
1:46:20
hypothetical. Right. But what
1:46:22
if there is a much easier device that
1:46:24
runs Steam in your living room, and
1:46:26
then suddenly day and date, you
1:46:29
could play a new
1:46:32
Horizon game on your Xbox because it's
1:46:34
available on PC. Then
1:46:37
I could see that maybe being a problem. I
1:46:40
wonder if that's a reality that's coming
1:46:42
for us with Xbox's new, well,
1:46:45
many new approaches that seem to be going on right now.
1:46:48
Yeah, that's an interesting point. There's
1:46:50
a lot to think about with this. I don't know
1:46:52
how, there are gonna be unintended consequences. I don't know to
1:46:56
what end, we have to worry too deeply about them though.
1:46:59
The day and date stuff with Concord is one thing
1:47:01
and Helldivers, but yeah, it'll be a different thing if
1:47:03
and when it happens with a single player game. And
1:47:06
I'd be eager to see what that looks like just
1:47:08
from my perspective. I was just
1:47:10
thinking though, I mean, this is apropos of nothing, but in
1:47:13
my opinion, PlayStation 5 has had a very strong year so
1:47:15
far. Like the
1:47:17
Last of Us parts you remastered into
1:47:20
Helldivers 2, into Final Fantasy
1:47:22
7 Rebirth, into Rise
1:47:24
of the Ronin, into Stellar Blade. It's
1:47:27
pretty good. It's really good I would say. I mean,
1:47:30
I haven't played Ronin yet, but seems
1:47:33
pretty damn good to me. I don't know what people are complaining about from
1:47:35
that end, but I was just thinking about that. It has nothing to do
1:47:37
with what we were talking about. Yeah.
1:47:40
Okay. Our
1:47:43
friend, friend of the show, Jez Corden over
1:47:45
at his website Windows Central, wrote
1:47:47
an editorial that I thought was really interesting. You guys
1:47:49
should go check it out. It's called Microsoft's Quest for
1:47:52
Short-Term Money is doing long-term damage to Windows, Surface, Xbox,
1:47:54
and beyond. And he covers all
1:47:56
things Microsoft. So he writes about a lot of things that we don't
1:47:58
care about here on this show, but. One of the
1:48:00
things he says is this, and I thought
1:48:02
this was interesting, quote, the
1:48:04
plan to move Xbox games to other
1:48:06
platforms is code named latitude internally. And
1:48:09
I know there's debates and unease at Microsoft about whether
1:48:11
or not this is a good idea. More
1:48:14
upcoming Microsoft owned games slated for PlayStation
1:48:16
are already being developed. At
1:48:18
least for now, they're potentially obvious games you'd
1:48:20
most likely expect. And yes, while
1:48:23
it's true, Microsoft is a prolific publisher on PlayStation
1:48:25
already, it has typically revolved around specific franchises like
1:48:27
Minecraft. From what I've heard, Microsoft is pushing
1:48:30
for no quote unquote red line for what games could
1:48:32
come to PlayStation. And it all revolves
1:48:34
around Satya Nadella and CFO Amy Hood's mandate
1:48:36
to increase every department's margins, end quote. Interesting
1:48:40
little tidbit here from
1:48:42
our friend Jez. Dustin,
1:48:44
let's stick with you. What do you make of
1:48:46
this? I mean, I guess it just tells us more of the obvious,
1:48:48
but he says in
1:48:50
a kind of sly way, potentially
1:48:54
obvious games you'd most likely expect. So what does it
1:48:56
all mean? And
1:48:58
when? Yeah, well, that's a
1:49:01
great question. Just, I was, when
1:49:03
I was looking at the PlayStation store, I
1:49:05
was noticing that Stellar Blade,
1:49:07
I think Stellar Blade was second to
1:49:09
Sea of Thieves. And we talked last
1:49:12
week about Sea of Thieves success on
1:49:14
PlayStation continually, even after release, still
1:49:16
insanely high in the charts, I believe. Like I said,
1:49:18
I think it was number one when I
1:49:20
was looking at the best selling list. And so that's
1:49:23
Sea of Thieves, which no disrespect,
1:49:26
great game has had really long legs
1:49:29
and has a really hardcore audience around
1:49:31
it. Imagine
1:49:33
Halo, just for a second. Surely
1:49:37
Halo Infinite on the
1:49:39
PlayStation store, Gears of
1:49:41
War, all these things we've talked about, just
1:49:44
seeing the success with an IP like Sea
1:49:46
of Thieves. And again, no
1:49:48
disrespect to Sea of Thieves, but it's not
1:49:50
Halo. It's a smaller game and it's not as storied
1:49:52
of a game and
1:49:55
it's doing incredibly well. So yeah,
1:49:57
I would imagine they're fucking salivating. Yeah,
1:50:00
and it would be so exciting
1:50:02
for Master Chief Collection on
1:50:05
PlayStation just because not
1:50:08
saying that it's a dead game at all.
1:50:10
I don't know what the numbers are, but
1:50:12
imagine the revival of the multiplayer of, I
1:50:15
mean, both Master Chief Collection and Halo
1:50:18
Infinite, if that was released. Yeah, Master
1:50:20
Chief Collection had to come first, you
1:50:22
would assume, right? I almost feel like
1:50:24
that's inevitable. And
1:50:27
probably has been since before. These
1:50:29
things were made in secret and released pretty
1:50:31
quickly. So you would assume that this
1:50:33
is already getting to the point of being ready
1:50:36
to release other games. I think the thing I'm
1:50:38
curious about now is what upcoming
1:50:40
games are going to be day and date from
1:50:42
them and what is
1:50:44
the rationale behind bringing games over or not?
1:50:46
And how long do they do it? Like
1:50:49
I'm fully of the belief that Doom is coming to
1:50:51
PlayStation day and date when they announce
1:50:53
that. I really find it hard to believe
1:50:55
that that's going to be an Xbox
1:50:58
exclusive, but maybe it will be. I don't know. If
1:51:00
it is, it's going to not be permanently an Xbox
1:51:02
exclusive. That's just not going to happen. So I'll
1:51:06
be very, very curious about all that. But Chris, let's get you involved
1:51:08
here. What do you think about Jez's right
1:51:11
up here about Project
1:51:13
Latitude, which is the
1:51:15
initiative in Microsoft to bring Xbox
1:51:17
games to PlayStation? I
1:51:19
think it's interesting. It's exciting
1:51:22
to me because it's just so new
1:51:24
and so different from the
1:51:26
entire ecosystem that I grew up in, where
1:51:28
Xbox is kind of like this
1:51:31
Xbox and PlayStation are these completely
1:51:33
diametrically opposed places. So
1:51:35
the idea, and we've seen it kind of slowly happening.
1:51:38
Obviously, you see these as a big one lately, but
1:51:40
like, I mean, even a long time ago with Minecraft
1:51:42
and all the other things. Like
1:51:44
seeing it finally happen in this way,
1:51:46
where we got the four games, a
1:51:49
Pentamint, Grounded, Sea of Thieves, and
1:51:52
High Five. High Five? It's on PlayStation,
1:51:54
right? Yep. Yeah. So
1:51:57
seeing that happen and then just seeing all this.
1:51:59
It's like, it's exciting to me because
1:52:02
I've always wanted to see Halo on
1:52:04
PlayStation. Not even necessarily
1:52:07
as a play, as a Halo fan. I just want
1:52:09
that as in as many places as possible. I
1:52:11
think it's a really good game that deserves to be in more places.
1:52:14
So I'm stoked
1:52:16
at the idea of all this and maybe at
1:52:18
the idea of like, oh, getting a Gears of
1:52:20
War collection up and running just
1:52:22
because there's like a whole new audience for it
1:52:24
and that might incentivize them to do it more
1:52:28
so than they would be incentivized by their own platform,
1:52:30
which is, you know, quite frankly, dwindling. I feel like
1:52:32
this is, I feel
1:52:35
like we're clearly in the era
1:52:37
where Microsoft is going the route
1:52:39
of Sega. I think that's pretty
1:52:41
obvious, at least to me. I don't know
1:52:43
if I maybe misreading the tea leaves here, but
1:52:46
I think we're going to end up
1:52:48
in a situation where Microsoft probably
1:52:50
gets out of the hardware race at some point, relatively
1:52:53
soon. Yeah, I
1:52:55
think there'll be one more generation at least, you know. They
1:52:59
already said it unless they want to pull the plug. Well,
1:53:01
that's how many things that they said and then, you
1:53:04
know, I feel like they say all sorts of shit.
1:53:06
So like, I don't know how to take that. I don't know what to
1:53:08
take. I can't really take them
1:53:10
at face value. I can't really look at anything that they say and
1:53:12
really take it too seriously. All I can see is what
1:53:15
they're doing action wise and what makes
1:53:17
the most sense. And it seems
1:53:19
to me that it makes the most sense for them now
1:53:21
that they have all these publishers and now that they understand
1:53:23
how much they can sell. Why would you want to be
1:53:25
in the hardware business? Like
1:53:27
100% of the sales off
1:53:30
your game is great, but at
1:53:32
the cost of building machines and
1:53:35
R&D and competing and I don't
1:53:39
know. I don't really know. Like to me, I would
1:53:41
be like, let's get the fuck out of this
1:53:43
thing. What are we doing? Let's sell,
1:53:45
let's sell, hey, let's sell 10 million copies of the
1:53:49
Master Chief collection tomorrow
1:53:52
because we can. It would be insane. It
1:53:56
would be huge. Yeah. Interesting note,
1:53:58
December 4th. 2023
1:54:02
sacred symbols episode what was
1:54:04
this here we called it
1:54:06
oh so this is episode
1:54:08
283 called the Sega moment hmm
1:54:11
and I think Colin you got some heat for
1:54:13
calling it yeah I did yeah yeah
1:54:16
was December 4th 2023 is the day that on YouTube
1:54:21
it says we published that upset because I think
1:54:23
that's when the rumors started circulating that games we're
1:54:25
gonna start migrating and
1:54:27
yeah I think um I
1:54:32
really don't take any pleasure in it because I don't think
1:54:36
Xbox is a bad brand actually I just
1:54:39
like we say over and over again and I mean it
1:54:41
it's like the obnoxious people online or what make it exciting
1:54:43
for me because it hurts them and they and they're fucking
1:54:45
it annoying years-long bullshit
1:54:47
that they send to us but
1:54:53
it is a strange reality like it seems inevitable
1:54:55
like there's no I don't think there's any kind
1:54:57
of I don't personally think there's gonna be much
1:54:59
turning this thing around no
1:55:01
but maybe I mean maybe they could
1:55:03
do it I was saying on Jaffe
1:55:06
show that it's
1:55:08
just so create the Call of Duty thing alone is just
1:55:10
insane and we've discussed this on our show too is just
1:55:14
having no plan for that game and not still not
1:55:16
really knowing internally what you're gonna do with it and
1:55:19
it's like if I were you it's like you gotta put it
1:55:21
on gamepass you have to you
1:55:24
need this is the ultimate use case if
1:55:26
this doesn't work then
1:55:29
you really really really know you have to readjust cuz
1:55:31
nothing is gonna work but you at
1:55:33
least need to know don't you even
1:55:35
though you know you're gonna lose money doing it you need to
1:55:37
know if this if like big
1:55:40
tentpole games
1:55:42
can actually move the subscription service because
1:55:44
without that subscription service moving it's just
1:55:46
not it's not gonna turn around and
1:55:49
it is what it is and then they might as well
1:55:52
become a saw you know embrace Microsoft software legacy of
1:55:55
being on whatever like IBM compatible
1:55:57
machines back in the day And
1:56:02
Connor Reese wrote into us on Patreon and said, greetings,
1:56:04
gentlemen. We know the Xbox Showcase is
1:56:06
coming up in June. Do you expect Microsoft
1:56:08
to announce any more games coming to PS5 at
1:56:10
their own showcase? Thanks for the great
1:56:12
content week in and week out. You guys have really helped me
1:56:15
stay sane in my NBA program. Godspeed,
1:56:18
Connor, I'm glad to be here for you. Thank you for writing in. So
1:56:23
I personally believe it would be very
1:56:25
weird for them to acknowledge PlayStation at
1:56:27
their own showcase. I
1:56:30
think they do that at their own risk. I
1:56:32
just think you do that in a press release, like we said. You
1:56:37
announce Doom, you
1:56:39
show Game Pass and Xbox logos, and
1:56:41
then you put in the press release that's coming to PS5. If
1:56:46
at all, it might be that they just show a bunch
1:56:48
of games and don't acknowledge anything about them outside of Xbox
1:56:51
releases, which is probably smart, NPC. If
1:56:55
I were them and I wanted to manage
1:56:57
expectations for our community and give them something
1:56:59
to rally around, I just wouldn't even acknowledge
1:57:01
any of the PlayStation stuff. But
1:57:04
unfortunately, they put themselves in the
1:57:06
position where any journalist, any journalist worth their
1:57:08
salt will ask these people if and when
1:57:11
given access, when are these games coming to
1:57:13
PlayStation? So they're kind
1:57:15
of in an impossible situation. And you could make the other
1:57:17
side of the comms argument, which is like you actually just
1:57:19
want to acknowledge it right away so
1:57:22
that you don't have to answer questions. And then you could focus on
1:57:25
the game. I think you're
1:57:27
going to be damned if you do, damned if you don't. But my
1:57:29
personal feeling on the Xbox Showcase is that little
1:57:31
to no acknowledgment of other platforms.
1:57:33
And if they do acknowledge
1:57:35
other platforms, in my opinion, knowing the history of
1:57:37
this industry, I feel like I do, that's fucking
1:57:40
crazy. I mean, that really is the beginning of
1:57:42
a new era. First parties don't do that.
1:57:46
Yeah. Well, that's kind
1:57:48
of the thing, though. It's like
1:57:51
I almost feel like it's a ripping the Band-Aid off kind of
1:57:53
moment, right? Really, they could do it. Personally,
1:57:57
I don't think they're going to do it. I
1:58:00
think that is like something used like, would use like,
1:58:02
there's like a press release thing. Or
1:58:04
at the very least a showcase for far
1:58:07
farther in the future. And
1:58:09
when the band-aid has already been ripped off in some
1:58:11
way outside of it. But there's
1:58:14
a case to be made. It's like, do you just want to get this over with
1:58:16
now? If you just want to
1:58:18
do it? Because there's a lot of,
1:58:20
I don't know, there's,
1:58:22
there's, it will
1:58:24
be nuclear. But
1:58:28
they're not going to be hurting either. You know, their
1:58:31
games are going to be everywhere and they're going to be selling like crazy.
1:58:34
So like, it's
1:58:36
definitely a weird situation for them to be in. I
1:58:38
would just imagine that they're in this position where there's
1:58:40
a lot of people there who probably want to rip
1:58:42
the band-aid off. And there's a lot of
1:58:44
people there who probably don't believe that that
1:58:47
should even happen in the first place. And
1:58:49
there's probably like an internal civil war on some
1:58:51
level at Microsoft happening.
1:58:54
Based on what I've heard and whispers and all that
1:58:57
stuff and just even stuff that you could see. I
1:58:59
feel like you could even see it really in that
1:59:01
awkward Sarah Bond interview that she gave where
1:59:04
they were asking her. Yeah, I'm sorry. I just
1:59:06
mean all these questions. You could see it in
1:59:08
her face. You get – like there's no hiding
1:59:10
it. Like she's like frustrated that she's there and
1:59:13
she's not thrilled about what's going
1:59:15
on. Like
1:59:17
you can see it. And
1:59:20
she particularly was made to look – I
1:59:22
mean like a total hypocrite because she put
1:59:25
out that tweet to Tango. Like
1:59:27
oh, and many more years to come
1:59:29
for something on that anniversary. It's like I don't
1:59:31
think – she certainly didn't seem to
1:59:33
be the one that was like yes. No. Let's
1:59:36
cut off Tango. But I
1:59:38
mean with the position she's in, it's like yeah,
1:59:41
Buck stops at leadership level. So
1:59:43
it's not just her but – Right, right.
1:59:46
What I'm saying is like – The
1:59:48
consternation is so transparent. Right.
1:59:52
Or like it radiates through them
1:59:55
now in a way that I don't think I've seen before.
1:59:57
I'm not surprised they even
1:59:59
put that out because – because she
2:00:02
looks uncomfortable. Well, yeah, I think it was Bloomberg
2:00:04
or whatever that put
2:00:06
that out, right? So it's like, I'm surprised
2:00:08
that they didn't cancel, but I
2:00:10
think that that would have looked suspicious
2:00:12
as well. That's true, damned
2:00:15
if you do, damned if you don't, I guess,
2:00:17
and that's true. I mean, Chris, I mean, I'm
2:00:19
sure that when you look at the executive level
2:00:21
people at Xbox, it's like they have a vision
2:00:23
and it's not playing
2:00:25
out, but they probably believe in it. And so you would
2:00:27
assume none of them are really on board but are rather
2:00:29
absorbing what's necessary from above them, but they have to understand
2:00:31
they push this on themselves by putting
2:00:34
all this attention on themselves and forcing decisions to
2:00:36
be made. And I'll just make the same choice,
2:00:39
or rather the same point I made last week, which is the
2:00:41
realistic thing is that when
2:00:43
you think about it in terms of echelons
2:00:46
of studios at Bethesda and given the option
2:00:48
to cut, the choices
2:00:50
were obvious, unfortunately, right? Working
2:00:53
your way from the bottom to the top, you
2:00:55
would definitely get rid of the studios that you got rid of, in my opinion.
2:00:58
You're well-being rid of there. Who?
2:01:01
I would generally, well, I
2:01:04
would agree with all of them except for Tango personally.
2:01:07
Like I would've probably would've been like, you know, the
2:01:09
initiative's going. Like what the fuck is
2:01:11
going on? That might still happen too, because Xbox studios,
2:01:13
but I'm talking about the Bethesda family alone. That's true,
2:01:15
yeah. I guess the other one's the family. so
2:01:17
I just think there's no other
2:01:20
option, unfortunately. After they get
2:01:22
rid of like Roundhouse and Alpha Dog, there's
2:01:25
nowhere else to go because then you're cutting into like
2:01:27
the real, the bone of
2:01:29
the operation, id, machine
2:01:31
games, I guess, arcane
2:01:36
HQ, of course, and so on and so forth. And
2:01:38
obviously you're not gonna go Bethesda game studios like to
2:01:40
the flagship and do that, that would
2:01:42
be optically such a bad look. Even
2:01:45
if you felt like you probably could or should do that, I don't
2:01:47
think you do. So I just,
2:01:49
I'm not trying to let them off the hook. I'm just saying Tango
2:01:53
had to go in that situation. If
2:01:55
it was id or something like that, it would have been a fucking, I
2:01:57
mean. I
2:02:00
just wonder how I guess I just wonder how
2:02:02
how much they had to go in the first like it's hard
2:02:05
it's hard to imagine from Microsoft's
2:02:08
perspective because It
2:02:10
doesn't seem like they even like they
2:02:12
seem to have so much money that it doesn't even seem like they pay
2:02:15
for anything Like I just I
2:02:17
don't even I'm not really that convinced That
2:02:20
they need like if they kept tango
2:02:23
would X would Xbox die or Or
2:02:26
like would Bethesda like wither on the vine or
2:02:28
like look like would Microsoft crumble like I don't
2:02:31
I really have I doubt that severely
2:02:33
so I Guess
2:02:36
from that perspective is where I'm coming from where it's like Do
2:02:38
you really like I get it if you if you're going to
2:02:40
make cuts make cuts for like tango Surely
2:02:42
you could absorb whatever damage you need
2:02:45
to absorb Keep tango
2:02:47
on Until they can deliver
2:02:49
the next fucking big thing that you by the
2:02:51
way have been on record as saying that you
2:02:53
need Like exactly
2:02:55
the kind of game they're making yeah, I
2:02:58
agree with you generally I In
2:03:01
the sense that they didn't have to cut them.
2:03:03
No, I mean Microsoft is wildly profitable But
2:03:06
I think that like any business first of all they're
2:03:09
beholden to their stockholders And they have been for since
2:03:11
the early 80s, but yeah, they and
2:03:13
they want money They want to extract money out of
2:03:15
the company and profit out of the company So it's
2:03:18
hard for it's I mean it's not hard to be able to understand. I don't
2:03:20
want to say that It's just that I
2:03:23
think people have this assumption that companies exist And they make
2:03:25
shit tons of money or if they make tons of money
2:03:27
They can just absorb all these things that don't make money
2:03:29
because they make money But that's not really the way it
2:03:31
works right everyone has to be pulling
2:03:33
in the same direction and so There's
2:03:36
been I think we got a letter even from someone asking like
2:03:38
couldn't they have just sold tango or whatever and like tango I'm
2:03:40
like tango doesn't really have any value. I mean the honest answer
2:03:43
is no in Fact
2:03:45
like Microsoft might be able to absorb like if tango owned
2:03:47
their building or whatever for instance and like did all these
2:03:49
things like They're probably gonna make a little bit of money
2:03:51
on on shutting them down or at least Emiliorate
2:03:54
some of the cost of shutting the studio
2:03:56
down and a lot of the town's gone.
2:03:59
So there's really no value I think
2:04:01
this feeds more into the way I keep
2:04:03
saying games need to be made in the future. And something Ken
2:04:06
Levine talks about on his interview that I did with him on Sacred symbols
2:04:08
plus as well, which is just like we say,
2:04:10
like films. Getting people together
2:04:12
for one-offs and then
2:04:15
going your separate ways under like a one-off production company
2:04:17
or something. This idea of
2:04:19
game studios existing in perpetuity forever as they take
2:04:21
forever to make games, it's going to be
2:04:24
hard to justify that. And
2:04:28
it's a difficult situation to be in. Connor,
2:04:34
thank you for writing in. I don't know.
2:04:36
I think anything's possible at that showcase, but
2:04:38
I just find it so hard to believe
2:04:40
that. Yeah, there's no shot. Too
2:04:43
soon. This
2:04:46
is an interesting story for those that are
2:04:49
excited about the potential of PlayStation 2 emulated
2:04:51
games coming back to PlayStation. So let me
2:04:53
just catch you guys up a little bit on a little
2:04:55
bit of knowledge that you need. Beginning
2:04:58
in the fall of 2015, PlayStation 2
2:05:00
games started to get
2:05:03
released on
2:05:07
PSN via PS4. And it
2:05:09
actually started with a bunch of Star Wars games. The GTA games
2:05:11
came over some first party stuff and second party stuff like Dark
2:05:13
Cloud and Fantavision, I think came over at some point or something
2:05:16
like that. I don't know. And
2:05:18
the Apiscape games and whatever, maybe not a
2:05:20
Fantavision. And this
2:05:22
kind of inexplicably slowed down beginning in
2:05:25
2017 to a trickle. And
2:05:28
then we never really got very many
2:05:30
games after that. We got some SNK
2:05:32
games in 2018. And then the
2:05:34
last PS2 game that was published on PlayStation 4 was
2:05:36
Ace Combat 5. The
2:05:39
PS2 iteration
2:05:41
of that, The Unsung War. And
2:05:45
so people were... So Dustin has especially
2:05:47
talked about this in the past. How there are problems
2:05:50
with PlayStation 5 in the way that it deals with
2:05:52
a lot of games, including PS2 games. And
2:05:55
I think they wanted to do this cross platform approach. So
2:05:58
they were working on it. waiting
2:06:00
for some sort of fix. And so as we know
2:06:02
we've been getting a shit ton of PSP games, PS1
2:06:04
games are coming as well. And we're
2:06:06
gonna talk about more of those that are coming soon. But
2:06:10
it looks like Star Wars the Clone Wars, if
2:06:13
listings are to be
2:06:15
believed, will be the first PlayStation 2
2:06:17
emulated game available for PS5 as
2:06:20
a native proposition. Which means that the
2:06:22
solution may have been rendered. And now
2:06:24
we'll get many more PlayStation 2 games coming as
2:06:27
well. Gamatsu writes PS2 emulated Star
2:06:29
Wars the Clone Wars listed on
2:06:31
PlayStation Store. Quote a PlayStation Store listing picked
2:06:33
up by PlayStation Store price tracker PS deals has revealed
2:06:35
Star Wars the Clone Wars to be the first new
2:06:37
PlayStation 2 emulated title to come to PlayStation 5 and
2:06:39
PlayStation 4 since 2019. Its release date
2:06:42
is listed as June 11th. It will likely be available
2:06:44
as part of June's wave of classic catalog titles for
2:06:46
PlayStation Plus subscribers. So we don't want to get too
2:06:48
ahead of ourselves because we still have to talk about
2:06:51
maze inclusions on that list later in the show.
2:06:54
But Dustin, I was thinking of you here. Are
2:06:57
you excited? And I'm
2:07:00
curious, you know, you've been keeping on the class.
2:07:02
We all been keeping on the classics catalog. So
2:07:04
many untapped PS2 games to be delivered. Yeah,
2:07:07
well and arguably still a lot
2:07:09
of untapped PS1 games still that
2:07:11
they haven't gotten to. But this
2:07:14
is exciting. I'm really excited that they finally
2:07:16
have a solution because as
2:07:18
you mentioned that I've mentioned a game
2:07:20
like Ibscape 2 doesn't even work on
2:07:22
PS5 really. So hopefully with
2:07:25
this, first of all they can go
2:07:27
back and fix those other games and
2:07:29
have them, I don't know, running on
2:07:31
this emulator, get them a PS5. A
2:07:33
new skew for them made up that
2:07:35
it works would be a good start.
2:07:39
It is a little odd that the
2:07:41
first game seems to be Star Wars
2:07:43
the Clone Wars because I haven't thought
2:07:45
about this game. In fact, my main
2:07:47
touchstone with this game is that I
2:07:49
think when I got my original Xbox
2:07:52
there was a like a multi-game pack that I
2:07:54
think had this and Tetris?
2:07:57
I think like Tetris World. Yeah, that sounds right actually. I
2:08:00
can visualize what you're exactly what you're talking about.
2:08:02
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like one
2:08:04
of those games that the cover of it is
2:08:06
on the front of boat. Like you just, right.
2:08:08
You get both sides. So, um, odd
2:08:11
choice. I don't know if anyone's deeply nostalgic for
2:08:13
this game or anything, but, um, maybe
2:08:16
they're just trying to keep it low key for the
2:08:18
first one before they maybe bring out some of the
2:08:20
more, you know, big, heavy hitters,
2:08:22
but either way it's very exciting. And to
2:08:24
the fact that they are also including, at
2:08:27
least what's listed here, up rendering,
2:08:29
re re rewind, quick save, and
2:08:31
custom video filters. This sounds pretty
2:08:33
extensive. So looking forward to
2:08:36
see what they bring out. I gotta
2:08:38
say though, with the rollout of PS
2:08:40
one games, I'm expecting my,
2:08:42
I'm lowering my expectations in the
2:08:44
short term and that it's, it'll
2:08:46
be a while before we even
2:08:48
get some stuff that we are
2:08:50
really excited for just because we
2:08:52
are still waiting on some PS
2:08:54
one PSP games and, and the
2:08:57
like, uh, still to come. So
2:09:00
I imagine the rollout will be very slow. Yeah.
2:09:03
It's worth noting that the clone wars is a, is a
2:09:05
pandemic game, which is interesting. And they,
2:09:07
they worked on it and released it right
2:09:09
before they launched battle front and then
2:09:11
later mercenaries and destroy humans. So a
2:09:15
little bit of an interesting history there. We
2:09:17
have a letter here from Daniel J says, Hey CDC, according to
2:09:19
Gamatsu star Wars, the clone wars is going to be the first
2:09:21
PS two game released as part of the PS plus cat classics.
2:09:24
I believe it was found on PSN servers or the PS
2:09:26
deals website and is slated for June 11th, release date. Do
2:09:29
you gents think we could see an official announcement of more
2:09:31
PS two emulation at their rumored upcoming showcase? What
2:09:33
other games that haven't been re-released would you guys
2:09:35
like to see is with this new emulator? I'm
2:09:37
excited at the prospect of more PS two games coming to
2:09:39
PS five, but I'm really hoping that the rumored PS three
2:09:41
emulator is coming along to give up the great work gents.
2:09:43
Oh my God, dude, we need that
2:09:45
so bad. We
2:09:48
need PS three emulation. We need it. Yeah.
2:09:51
And I really, really hope that they get to that. But Chris,
2:09:53
what do you say about this? Do you think that this
2:09:56
is obviously a sign of more things to come? Do you anticipate that this
2:09:58
is something that you might even talk about? the showcase? I
2:10:03
don't know about the as far as the
2:10:05
showcase goes I doubt it I doubt they'll
2:10:07
even bother mentioning any
2:10:09
of this stuff but I do think I mean do
2:10:11
I think it's emblematic of something that we could look
2:10:13
forward to in the future yeah I do think maybe
2:10:15
this is a good jumping off point I'm
2:10:19
excited about it I feel like I
2:10:22
mean like we talked about a little bit before it just
2:10:24
seemed to stop out of nowhere and that
2:10:27
was a little bit frustrating because I feel like there
2:10:29
was a pretty good cadence they also picked some stuff
2:10:31
that I didn't realize I don't know maybe they
2:10:33
did pick like really obscure things and I
2:10:35
just played obscure stuff but like
2:10:38
a lot of the stuff that was available in the ps2
2:10:40
catalog was stuff that I remember playing like a
2:10:42
lot when I was like when they put war the monsters up there
2:10:44
I was so excited because I absolutely
2:10:46
adored that game on the PlayStation 2 and
2:10:49
I was stunned to see it quite frankly
2:10:51
chosen out of all the you know amazing
2:10:53
ps2 games that are a little bit more revered and
2:10:55
a lot more well-known
2:10:59
this is yeah I
2:11:01
think I think we're going to see more of it and
2:11:06
it's an interesting first choice I'm
2:11:08
probably gonna check it out because this is actually
2:11:10
like the only pandemic game with the exception of
2:11:12
the Battlefront games do their multiplayer stuff that just
2:11:14
didn't have access to at the time but I
2:11:16
didn't that I never played I think I played
2:11:18
every single pandemic games game
2:11:20
even like a weird like army
2:11:23
men game that they put out
2:11:25
on on PC a long long long time ago
2:11:28
so this is like a pretty
2:11:30
good opportunity for me to like fill that fill
2:11:33
that void yeah it
2:11:35
looks it looks cool I was looking at screenshots
2:11:37
I didn't play it I didn't there were so
2:11:39
many Star Wars games in that era like it
2:11:42
really began in the late 90s and with
2:11:44
the n64 episode 1 racer and
2:11:46
like terrace kasi and like and the
2:11:49
PC really with all you know TIE fighter and dark forces
2:11:51
and so on there's just fucking ass and I don't know
2:11:53
Star Wars games at some point you
2:11:55
can't obviously Kotor and shadows of the Empire in
2:11:57
there and it's like dude I can't
2:11:59
focus on all these Star Wars games and I love Star Wars at that
2:12:01
point but alright
2:12:04
so we'll hope and
2:12:06
pray and maybe do a summon circle for
2:12:09
more PlayStation 2 games as
2:12:11
far as I'd like what I'd like to see I don't know man I
2:12:13
mean there's so many there's so many
2:12:15
games you know we fucking sick would be
2:12:17
getting Dragon Quest 7 on ps1 and Dragon
2:12:19
Quest 8 on ps2 that would be sick
2:12:21
love that because those are very hard to
2:12:24
play right now unless you have original
2:12:26
hardware or the DS ports I think or the
2:12:28
3ds ports I think they were yeah
2:12:31
anyway alright
2:12:33
guys I was disappointed to see this and
2:12:36
this was done so ignominiously in Ubisoft's
2:12:41
so we're not gonna talk about Ubisoft's financials it's not
2:12:43
that interesting but in
2:12:45
Ubisoft's earnings report buried
2:12:48
on page 5
2:12:50
here it says cost
2:12:52
reduction plan on track more focused and selective investments
2:12:55
and here's what it says quote as
2:12:57
part of Ubisoft's efforts to streamline its operations
2:13:00
and adapt to evolving market trends there have
2:13:02
been further reorganizations within the global publishing teams
2:13:04
both at the APAC region that
2:13:06
is now organizing the three engagement
2:13:08
hubs and at the central level
2:13:10
additionally in line with increased selectivity
2:13:12
of its investments Ubisoft has decided
2:13:14
to stop development on the division
2:13:16
heartland and has redeployed resources to
2:13:18
bigger opportunities such as x define
2:13:21
and rainbow six technically
2:13:24
well it doesn't matter I
2:13:28
am so disappointed
2:13:31
in this I
2:13:33
was really looking forward to this game I gotta be honest with you
2:13:35
and it's kind of like a gut punch in the sense that it's
2:13:39
the second game that
2:13:41
was a multiplayer in variety that I was like oh I'm
2:13:43
gonna play that I think for sure
2:13:45
and I can't wait to see more of it that was canceled
2:13:47
the last of us online being the other one and
2:13:50
it's like damn dude you're starting
2:13:52
to like wet my appetite for multiplayer
2:13:54
games and I like you saw that with hell divers I
2:13:56
played it for like 50 hours the hell divers too And
2:14:00
so I'm more open-minded towards these things and then
2:14:02
the games that I'm actually interested in are dropping
2:14:05
like flies and I don't really Understand
2:14:07
why and here's something that's gonna be disappointing to
2:14:10
hear Peter says Miggie wrote in
2:14:12
on patreon Says
2:14:15
hello CBC I want to you
2:14:17
guys want to give you guys a bit more insight on
2:14:19
the division heartland making the recently announced cancellation of the Game
2:14:21
even more peculiar. I worked as a game tester
2:14:23
for Ubisoft for about two years from 2021 to 2023 I
2:14:26
must say I was very surprised hearing Ubisoft
2:14:28
canceled this game because I actually played it quite
2:14:30
extensively and it not only looked really Good
2:14:32
but played smoothly as well So if the
2:14:35
game was almost ready to ship in a good state
2:14:37
I might add in 2023 why the hell did Ubisoft
2:14:39
decide to pull the plug on bread storms heartland project?
2:14:41
Knowing that quality isn't the reason the only logical
2:14:44
explanation would be that they couldn't figure out the
2:14:46
monetization for a free-to-play division game Right. What
2:14:48
do you think was the reasoning behind their decision? The
2:14:52
Skeptic and cynic in me Peter says
2:14:54
that much like many things we're seeing
2:14:56
we keep bringing up ACME versus coyote
2:14:59
or whatever companies look
2:15:01
at these propositions and say We
2:15:03
spent X on this if
2:15:06
we don't profit from it. We can mark it as a
2:15:08
loss in complicated
2:15:10
accounting terms right and
2:15:14
Make some of the money back on a
2:15:16
Bible your bait when you're when you're writing
2:15:18
things off on your taxes You're lowering your
2:15:20
taxable income which for a corporation is profit,
2:15:23
right? So let's just use a number and say
2:15:25
just and this is obviously nowhere near
2:15:27
true, right? Of course, but just for ease sake
2:15:29
you have a hundred dollars in profit and
2:15:32
you spent five dollars making the division if
2:15:35
You say like we're not really confident in this
2:15:37
game And we think we're gonna kind of release
2:15:40
it and lose money and trying to support it
2:15:42
What we'll instead do is write five
2:15:45
dollars off from the hundred dollars
2:15:48
therefore having a taxable income of 95 dollars that's
2:15:52
how tax write offs work and You're
2:15:56
trying to get that number is close to zero because
2:15:58
you don't pay tax on
2:16:00
revenue that isn't net income or
2:16:02
profit, right? And
2:16:05
so that's the kind of
2:16:07
complicated cynic math that I think is behind all
2:16:09
of this shit. And
2:16:12
I wouldn't be surprised if this was also
2:16:14
true for the division
2:16:16
heartland. And the reason you
2:16:18
don't release it in C is because
2:16:20
then you can't argue that you never made a profit off
2:16:22
of it, as opposed to it just being like an R&D
2:16:24
loss. You released it into the wild
2:16:27
and now you can't undo that. So imagine they did
2:16:29
that and then they just, it tanked. Then
2:16:31
they're like, shit, we could have fucking just
2:16:33
canceled it. And that's the kind
2:16:35
of shrewd mathematics that I think is at play right now
2:16:37
and it sucks. Chris,
2:16:39
I was looking forward to this game and
2:16:42
it sounded kind of interesting. I don't know if you guys know much about
2:16:44
it, but it took place
2:16:46
in the Midwest in like rural America,
2:16:49
which was a dope idea. It
2:16:51
was class-based, which I thought
2:16:53
sounded interesting. And there are specific
2:16:55
characters that you pick to play
2:16:57
as as well. It
2:17:00
sounded like a different kind of division game and I
2:17:02
was really, really looking forward to it. And especially when
2:17:04
they confirmed that you can play it by yourself. So
2:17:06
what do you have to say about this? It's
2:17:09
a bummer. I like the division. Especially,
2:17:11
I think the division two was great, especially
2:17:13
for the type of game that it was. I think it's like played
2:17:15
really well. And I don't know
2:17:17
if I was necessarily excited about it, but I was
2:17:20
always curious about it on
2:17:22
the off chance that it
2:17:24
was at least as good as the
2:17:27
division two. And
2:17:29
so it's, yes, it's a bummer to
2:17:31
see this. It's a shame, especially considering,
2:17:33
apparently, according to this guy, according
2:17:36
to Peter, that like, apparently
2:17:38
it was pretty good. I believe
2:17:40
it, you know? So that's a massive bummer.
2:17:43
It's always a shame when like something that's
2:17:45
genuinely, there's probably so many
2:17:47
of these that we don't even hear about too.
2:17:49
That's what's really, that's what gets me. Is that
2:17:51
like, oh man, there's probably, how many good
2:17:54
games genuinely have just been
2:17:56
like completely evaporated? Because
2:17:59
they. just figured it would be better to write them off.
2:18:03
I bet it's not a negligible
2:18:06
amount. I
2:18:08
think the number of them have increased probably
2:18:10
behind the scenes as like in relationship to
2:18:13
the more expensive the games have become. Like
2:18:15
Jaffee always says, Twisted Metal 1 was made
2:18:17
for $200,000 or something like that. At
2:18:20
that point, you don't get a fuck. That's all
2:18:24
upside and they made what, 50 or $100 million or
2:18:26
something on that? Something insane. Way
2:18:29
more than that. Hundreds of millions of dollars on
2:18:31
that game. Now it's different. Now it's
2:18:33
like you spent $200 million to make $400 million and you might want
2:18:36
to hedge your bets
2:18:40
in some sense a little bit more
2:18:42
carefully. Anyway, Dustin, the
2:18:45
Division of Heartland canceled piercing Collins' heart
2:18:47
for a second time. The
2:18:50
last of us on the line was supposed to be pretty good
2:18:52
too from what I understand. There is more at play
2:18:54
here. What do you think about his angle that perhaps it was
2:18:56
their failure to be able to monetize it effectively? That's
2:18:59
a good point to bring up. I forgot
2:19:03
how far along this game was. I'm even
2:19:05
seeing I'm looking at a video currently.
2:19:07
It's on IGN. Let's see
2:19:10
what's the date on this. April 24th,
2:19:12
2023. It's like an extensive look at
2:19:15
the game. It looks
2:19:18
practically, I don't want to say it was complete at
2:19:20
this point, but it was very far
2:19:22
along. As the writer mentions,
2:19:24
he played it, said it was fun. My
2:19:27
question is what
2:19:30
is going on that this seems to be a case
2:19:33
more and more often that we, assuming
2:19:35
that's the case in this situation where it's like this
2:19:37
tax write-off thing. You mentioned about games being more expensive
2:19:39
and that's kind of the case, but it
2:19:42
seems to be happening also with movies.
2:19:44
You mentioned the Acme V Coyote movie
2:19:46
just being zapped from existence.
2:19:49
It's just weird that this type of thing
2:19:51
in media, at least maybe we just weren't
2:19:53
aware of it or it wasn't as high
2:19:56
profile, but we're hearing about
2:19:58
this more and more and more. And
2:20:01
it sucks. I don't know if there's really
2:20:03
anything to be done or could be done
2:20:05
about it, but I just
2:20:08
imagine... And this is a tale
2:20:10
as old as gaming itself, but imagine
2:20:13
being a developer that you spent years and years
2:20:15
on this project, and people are enjoying it and
2:20:17
saying it's good, and then it's just like, no,
2:20:20
everything you worked on for the last
2:20:23
potentially four or five years, yeah,
2:20:25
we're not going to do that. We're just going to throw it away. It
2:20:28
sucks. It totally sucks.
2:20:30
And I think... I
2:20:32
talked about this actually again with Ken Levine, where I was
2:20:35
like, it's interesting, people join the games industry now and they
2:20:37
might get five
2:20:39
or six games in their career,
2:20:42
right? And that's like a... It's
2:20:44
not like when you film something, and it happens in
2:20:46
the film industry all the time, where things just go
2:20:48
away. And that sucks, and that's a waste of time,
2:20:50
but it's nothing like making a game, right? This thing
2:20:52
was announced in 2021. It was in development for longer
2:20:55
than that. I worry a little bit about Red
2:20:57
Storm just in the sense that on
2:20:59
one hand, they're in North Carolina, and they're kind of probably
2:21:01
cheaper to... They're an
2:21:03
old studio, and they're actually one of Ubisoft's first studios
2:21:06
that they ever purchased, and they've
2:21:08
been operating for a long time, and they're the
2:21:10
heart and soul of Tom Clancy games, really.
2:21:13
Their name comes from Red Storm Rising, which
2:21:15
is a famous Tom Clancy book, his best
2:21:17
book actually, from the ones I've read anyway.
2:21:21
And so I'm a little
2:21:23
worried about them, but maybe they'll
2:21:25
be put on ex-defiant duty for the next 17 years.
2:21:27
I have no idea. I don't know why they necessarily
2:21:29
believe in that game and not this, but I have
2:21:31
a more novel concept, especially considering
2:21:35
what Peter was saying about the monetization
2:21:37
for free-to-play division games, right? Like
2:21:39
just the struggle with monetization with the free-to-play Last of
2:21:41
Us game. I have a fucking idea. You want to
2:21:44
hear it? Why don't you try selling the game? You
2:21:48
know, like the way multiplayer games used to be released? What
2:21:53
if the Last of Us Online
2:21:55
was $70, and then people could
2:21:57
just play it? Like,
2:22:00
why does... Why
2:22:04
do projects that seem to be good have
2:22:06
to suffer because of the end monetization not
2:22:08
being ideal in your original framework? In other
2:22:10
words, why wouldn't you try to salvage it?
2:22:14
Why wouldn't you take Heartland behind the
2:22:16
scenes, retool
2:22:18
it, and then say
2:22:20
the Division You know? Like,
2:22:24
I don't get it. Yeah. Yeah.
2:22:27
That's the bigger question about wasting
2:22:31
resources in a very limited frame of
2:22:33
mind where it's like, oh,
2:22:35
we don't know what to do with this game. It's
2:22:37
like, yeah, okay. And the shrewd numbers and the bean counters are
2:22:39
telling you to write it off and just
2:22:42
kill it and
2:22:44
it's in the pursuit of profit and we
2:22:47
can fuck with this on our taxes and all
2:22:49
of that. But what if someone came in and said, like, oh, we could
2:22:51
probably sell like 5 million copies of The Last of Us Online if we just sold
2:22:53
it for $70, by the way. And
2:22:56
the audience would actually really appreciate it probably if we gave them
2:22:58
a behind the scenes look on how difficult it was for us
2:23:00
to figure this out and that we didn't want to like shake
2:23:02
them upside down like people, like bullies
2:23:05
with their nerd fucking targets, draining
2:23:07
all the money out of their pockets. But rather like
2:23:09
say, like, actually this is an investment and when you
2:23:11
invest it in the game, then you'll
2:23:14
get this really robust thing with support for years to
2:23:16
come. I
2:23:18
don't know. Maybe that's a very naive perspective. In
2:23:22
fact, it probably is. But
2:23:25
I know people that played The Last of Us Online, like I said, and
2:23:27
I know it was good. And
2:23:32
we have it from the horse's mouth here from someone
2:23:34
that tested for them so knows that
2:23:36
games aren't very good until they are. And so if this
2:23:38
game was in a good position for
2:23:40
those years, yeah, it sucks. And
2:23:43
I feel for the people at Red Storm, especially because that
2:23:46
could be one of their six games that
2:23:48
they'll get in their career and they'll have nothing to show for
2:23:50
it. Their friends can't play
2:23:52
it. They can't show it to their families. They
2:23:54
can't put it in their reels, you know? That's
2:23:59
ridiculous. It'll
2:24:02
leak. I'm sure that game will leak. Because I
2:24:04
think that there were even, as I understand
2:24:07
it, I'm pretty sure there were closed tests for
2:24:09
it. So at that point they were distributing the
2:24:11
game, you know? And if
2:24:14
that's the case, someone is
2:24:16
going to leak this stuff at some point. Yeah. Yeah.
2:24:20
But I don't know, man. Yeah, it
2:24:22
sucks. I just, it's a little
2:24:24
ironic, right? That I'm like kind of softening. And
2:24:26
then the two games that I was probably most eager
2:24:28
about in that space, they're all like, nah. Yeah.
2:24:32
It's like I should have never trusted you at all.
2:24:35
Yeah. Well, in fairness, you did
2:24:37
wait about 20 years
2:24:40
to get into this. You
2:24:43
missed out on a pretty perfect era.
2:24:46
Yeah, I know. Before all this.
2:24:48
And I don't really crave it. I'm just trying
2:24:50
to be more open-minded and thus I
2:24:52
thought those would be easy gateways. Logical
2:24:55
gateways. If that's the end of the division, by the
2:24:57
way, I'm going to fucking kill someone because
2:24:59
the division was so good.
2:25:01
The division was great. Oh, Colin. Oh,
2:25:05
Colin. Sweet summer
2:25:07
child. You think you're
2:25:09
going to get a Division 3 now?
2:25:11
I don't know. I don't think so. I don't think
2:25:13
so just because I don't even know where who's making it because
2:25:16
Massive is releasing all this random shit. So.
2:25:19
Yeah, no, it's done, man.
2:25:21
I'm sorry. But it
2:25:24
ain't looking good. Yeah.
2:25:27
Yeah, you would assume that they just wouldn't move forward with
2:25:29
the division at this point. Yeah, I hope
2:25:31
that if they were going to make the
2:25:34
Division 3, this would have been it, you know, or they would have
2:25:36
like it, like you said, like retooled it in some way because
2:25:39
there's no way I really don't believe that this game
2:25:41
was bad. You know,
2:25:43
like even the bits of it that I saw
2:25:45
that I remember seeing, it's like, oh, looks like
2:25:48
the division. Cool. Like there's no
2:25:50
way it was like it
2:25:52
fell short of their expectations as far as like
2:25:54
quality goes. So like I don't I don't know
2:25:56
what you want out of the division. If not.
2:26:00
And I guess they wanted free to play monetization and
2:26:02
they couldn't figure that out. It's gone. It's
2:26:06
like, oh, we're going to have this
2:26:08
game about this guerrilla war in
2:26:10
the Midwest between this terrorist organization
2:26:13
and these pro-American
2:26:15
guerrillas. It's like, oh, that sounds too cool.
2:26:17
Cancel it. How can we put
2:26:19
Fortnite in it? How
2:26:21
can we put the dab in it? Can
2:26:27
we put Not
2:26:30
Like Us in there? Can
2:26:32
we put Kendrick Lamar tracks in here? No?
2:26:35
Okay. Kill it. Kill
2:26:37
it. Fucking Christ.
2:26:39
We can't have a giant M&M performing
2:26:42
a concert in the heartland.
2:26:44
So I guess it's over. Oh,
2:26:47
man. That's
2:26:50
too bad. All right. Yeah. Well,
2:26:53
we'll move on. RIP in peace. The
2:26:55
Division Heartland. Two
2:26:57
other quick items that we can get through rapidly. I
2:27:00
just thought I would note this rock paper shotgun,
2:27:02
which I almost never cite. In fact,
2:27:04
I'm surprised when I do cite them just
2:27:07
that they're still going, which is good. I mean, there's
2:27:09
just not that many smaller game sites anymore.
2:27:11
They write, Warner Brothers are returning some Adult
2:27:13
Swim published Steam store pages to their developers
2:27:15
after all. So you might
2:27:17
remember some months ago, we were talking
2:27:19
about how Adult Swim Games, which
2:27:21
is a Warner Brothers label, was going
2:27:23
to just take all of their games
2:27:26
down. This is another obvious pursuit to
2:27:28
streamline their operation. And people
2:27:30
were disappointed about that because obviously the publishers own the rights
2:27:32
to a bunch of these random indie games under this label,
2:27:34
and therefore they would be disappeared. And
2:27:37
it looks like they have turned this around. Multiple
2:27:39
people that have worked
2:27:42
on or are like the one-man-autor team or whatever
2:27:44
that have made some of these games have been
2:27:46
reporting that they've been receiving emails in succession from
2:27:50
WB saying that they're reverting everything to them.
2:27:52
So WB still wants out, but they're basically just saying like, you can
2:27:55
just take the games. We don't want them. And
2:27:58
that to me... seems
2:28:00
to be a totally logical
2:28:03
conclusion, an equitable conclusion, and
2:28:06
why wouldn't you do that? Other than that, it's gonna take obviously
2:28:08
some, I mean, the WB lawyers are probably gonna have to fucking
2:28:10
draft a bunch of shit, but who cares? And
2:28:12
then you have the goodwill, this should have been
2:28:15
the outcome in the beginning, it bothers me that
2:28:17
the WB was so craven in being like, oh,
2:28:19
and so dismissive,
2:28:21
to be like, yeah, we're just gonna shut
2:28:23
this down. So your shit's just gone
2:28:25
now. That's not acceptable. If
2:28:29
there's a solution where
2:28:31
developers are like, just give it to me, just give it
2:28:33
to me. I made the game, you made
2:28:35
your money or you didn't off it already, but if you're just gonna get rid of
2:28:37
it, then let's just give it to me. So
2:28:40
it looks like that happened. And
2:28:42
so I wanted to congratulate all the developers that have
2:28:44
been positively affected by that.
2:28:48
Finally, over on Deadline, it's
2:28:50
been too long since you've talked about TV and movies, Tumorator
2:28:53
from Phoebe Waller Bridge lands series order
2:28:55
at Amazon. I always thought that woman's
2:28:57
name before I actually had to read
2:28:59
it, like read it carefully, was Phoebe
2:29:01
Waller Bridges, but it's
2:29:03
not Singular Bridge. And
2:29:06
she's known for that show Fleabag, which was also a play,
2:29:08
I think. So it
2:29:10
says here on Deadline, quote, Phoebe Waller Bridges'
2:29:12
adaptation of video game Tumorator is scaling the
2:29:14
walls at Amazon. The streamer has handed the
2:29:17
project the series order. The
2:29:19
news was revealed by head of Amazon and
2:29:21
MGM studios, Jen Salke at the company's upfront
2:29:23
event in New York, who called
2:29:25
it an epic and globetrotting series. So
2:29:28
we'll see what happens here. What do you guys think? We
2:29:31
don't have any casting, to be clear, because I think some people
2:29:33
are confused about this, Phoebe Waller Bridge isn't
2:29:35
Lara Croft. She's
2:29:38
writing and directing, kind of stewarding
2:29:40
the project. Some people have a little bit of
2:29:43
a problem with this because you
2:29:46
would expect maybe someone more experienced to
2:29:49
handle this. This is a kind of random
2:29:52
person in some sense compared to the people that are out there
2:29:54
doing some of the other shows, but she has
2:29:56
a lot of production experience. She's funny and
2:29:58
interesting. People really... did like that show and
2:30:00
she did a few other things. She was wasn't she in Indiana Jones 5?
2:30:04
Yeah, I think that's why people don't like
2:30:06
her. Oh, okay. It's like I mean, come
2:30:08
on. But nonetheless,
2:30:11
here it is Tomb Raider TV show. Chris,
2:30:14
what do you think? Cool.
2:30:16
You know, all right. I
2:30:19
mean, Tomb Raider has had a pretty
2:30:21
long history of live action anyway, you
2:30:23
know, so it doesn't surprise me that in
2:30:25
the wave of all these like video game
2:30:28
adaptations that people are probably looking at
2:30:30
Tomb Raider be like, Oh, we could probably do this really, really,
2:30:33
really well now, whether or not she can do it, you
2:30:35
know, remains to be seen. But she
2:30:37
does in this interview, she talks about like, you know,
2:30:39
if I could tell my teenage self this was happening,
2:30:41
I think she'd explode. She's kind
2:30:44
of excited about it. And that's kind of
2:30:46
the people that I would want attached to these projects
2:30:48
in the first place, I would almost prefer somebody with like,
2:30:51
you know, you know, she does have production experience,
2:30:53
she's like been in the machine, like she knows
2:30:55
how to she knows enough about how to get
2:30:57
this done. And she seems to have enough excitement
2:30:59
about Tomb Raider that that's
2:31:02
an I would rather have that
2:31:04
exact mix as opposed to somebody with
2:31:06
a ton of production experience, but no
2:31:09
tethers or care, or
2:31:12
somebody who only cares and has no production experience. You know
2:31:14
what I mean? I feel like this is like a really
2:31:16
solid mix of both to have
2:31:18
attached to a project like this. And
2:31:21
yeah, I don't know. I
2:31:24
learned to at this point, not write off
2:31:26
video game adaptations anymore, because it seems like
2:31:28
we're kind of over this hump,
2:31:31
where it's a pretty good chance
2:31:33
that these could turn out pretty
2:31:35
well, I'm even doubting or considering
2:31:38
the fact that like, maybe this Borderlands movie won't be
2:31:40
terrible. At this point, like
2:31:42
even even with that weird, bizarre casting, where
2:31:45
everyone knows where everyone's old,
2:31:47
I feel like even because because
2:31:49
Borderlands is so unserious, I almost feel like
2:31:51
that in and of itself could be like
2:31:55
an angle. You know what I mean? Like,
2:31:57
I don't know, like, I'll see how it goes. Um,
2:32:00
but yeah, I'm totally, I'm
2:32:03
up for seeing a
2:32:05
proper Tomb Raider that isn't like a soulless cash
2:32:07
grab or just some random, you
2:32:10
know, uh, what was
2:32:13
that? There was like some random, random,
2:32:15
random, uh, Tomb Raider movie that came
2:32:17
out like in the last like five
2:32:19
years or something. Yeah.
2:32:23
Uh, with a little bit longer than that. Oh,
2:32:25
right. Yeah. And I had no idea what the
2:32:27
hell that was. It just started, it
2:32:29
was a bunch of nobodies making something and then
2:32:32
it just showed up and everybody was like, okay. Everybody
2:32:35
immediately forgot about it. So yeah, I'm down.
2:32:39
I'm not excited or anything, but like it's when it comes
2:32:41
to when we have something to see from it or like
2:32:43
a teaser or a trailer or something, I'm definitely going to
2:32:45
check it out. I like Tomb
2:32:47
Raider. Um, Dustin, will Lara
2:32:49
Croft have big boobies? Probably
2:32:53
not. That, that it'll
2:32:55
be the opposite. Uh, just like, what's the,
2:32:57
isn't there a big stink about the Tomb
2:32:59
Raider concave bowls interjections? The
2:33:02
opposite. Well,
2:33:04
wasn't there some controversy about like some leaked
2:33:06
concept art that they're like, oh, they made
2:33:08
her look like a man or so. I
2:33:11
can't follow all of the stuff people complaining
2:33:13
about. Yeah,
2:33:15
me neither. I tried to find that and I was looking
2:33:17
at it. I was like, this is still a very, like
2:33:20
this person approached me at a bar. I'm saying there
2:33:22
for a while, you know, like I don't understand what
2:33:24
people, like what people desire out of these people, but
2:33:26
I think that the main, uh,
2:33:29
I guess complaint was that she
2:33:31
still had big booze. It's just that she had like
2:33:33
a shirt that would
2:33:36
allow her to do flips
2:33:38
and shit while having, like it was
2:33:41
like how somebody with a,
2:33:43
you know, a big bust would
2:33:45
actually dress if they were doing athletics,
2:33:48
basically, which, you know, seems
2:33:51
fine to me. I don't, I don't know. I don't care.
2:33:53
Uh, did you guys see the logo, which
2:33:56
maybe non-final logo here, I'll put a link
2:33:58
because people are clowning on this. It
2:34:00
looks like something that they advertise like
2:34:03
4k HDR. Oh, yeah You
2:34:06
gotta get that sorted out Amazon
2:34:10
It totally looks like it
2:34:12
should say yeah HDR enabled
2:34:14
or something That
2:34:17
is yeah, it's pretty that's pretty lame I
2:34:20
also I do also remember there was a story not too long ago
2:34:22
about like people talking about how like it's What
2:34:25
was the we're redefining Tomb Raider because
2:34:28
like people shouldn't raid tombs
2:34:30
or something and it's just like alright Well, don't make
2:34:33
Tomb Raider then Yeah,
2:34:35
colonizer. Why can't I read
2:34:37
tombs? Yeah, I mean she is
2:34:39
that call it for sure But
2:34:42
just make that an aspect of the
2:34:44
show like isn't that isn't that it's almost more interesting
2:34:46
to me if the show acknowledges That's like a negative
2:34:48
thing, but the character loves to do it Like
2:34:51
that's like a lot more interesting to me than like just
2:34:53
being like oh well We're not we're right we once was
2:34:55
it a savior and uncover of truth is
2:34:57
what is what she was supposed to be instead of a
2:35:00
Tomb Raider is like what the fuck does that mean? Yeah,
2:35:02
I don't want to know observer I don't want to uncover
2:35:04
any truth. I wanted to rob It's
2:35:07
too much You
2:35:10
gonna have that too No
2:35:12
rating Yeah, no rating. She
2:35:14
works for the UN What is it UNESCO or whatever
2:35:17
like the where they put all the like the historical
2:35:19
sites and they watch everything it would be very boring
2:35:21
I wonder if Robin that shout out
2:35:23
to the British Museum, by the way, probably
2:35:25
the greatest example of this they're
2:35:28
gonna change it to a Tomb
2:35:30
Raider and she's gonna go to a tomb. It's not this
2:35:32
is great ten out of ten Then
2:35:35
they'll go to the next one. This will rate the next one Welcome
2:35:41
to my travel vlog, it's
2:35:43
made Laura Croft The
2:35:46
ceilings are quite low here Get
2:35:52
into what we're playing I'm gonna
2:35:54
begin with you guys Cuz I see
2:35:57
you're both playing animal well and
2:35:59
Chris will begin with you Hector Games wrote in and said
2:36:01
hello boys, how are you enjoying Animal Well? I
2:36:04
just finished it last night and yeah it is amazing. I
2:36:06
won't spoil anything but it's safe to say this game could have easily
2:36:08
been two games. If you reach that point you'll hopefully
2:36:10
know what I mean. That is actually my
2:36:12
only concern with the game. I thought it was, I thought
2:36:14
I was done. It is insane to think one person did
2:36:16
all of this. And it was published by a YouTuber, a
2:36:18
great one by the way. Donkey. Should this be the future of
2:36:21
how games get made? Of course it is not going
2:36:23
to make the big bucks but I think it might be more sustainable to
2:36:25
gather a few people to work on them and everyone making a fair share.
2:36:27
Thanks and have a great day. Yeah I'd love
2:36:29
to talk about that when you're done explaining the game a little
2:36:32
bit. Yeah. Because yeah this
2:36:34
is another one of those action version type one man
2:36:36
projects and you say it's not going to make the
2:36:38
big bucks but it's going to, it's made that guy
2:36:41
life changing money. Yeah.
2:36:44
As long as you don't, you don't have to spread the field very far. He
2:36:47
has a publisher obviously, he has to deal with that too but very
2:36:49
curious to hear what you guys think about this game. It's all the
2:36:51
rage right now. Chris take it away. Yeah
2:36:53
man this is a, I absolutely
2:36:55
love this. This probably is, I
2:36:58
think of the
2:37:00
Metroidvanias I've played in my life, this is probably
2:37:02
like the one that I think got
2:37:06
me immediately and hooked
2:37:09
me immediately and consistently has
2:37:11
me really engaged. There's
2:37:13
like, there's no dialogue, there's no story
2:37:15
to be spoken
2:37:18
of really. Like it's there but it's like
2:37:20
very very implied and very very loose. It
2:37:24
doesn't really tell you anything. There's no hand holding.
2:37:26
And what I really love about it honestly is
2:37:28
like as I'm playing this game, I spent about
2:37:30
six hours with it. I'm not
2:37:32
done but I'm like constantly like I'm
2:37:34
just constantly exploring and I'm just constantly
2:37:36
looking for things because I keep finding
2:37:38
things just through sheer experimentation with
2:37:41
all of the tools and items
2:37:43
that the game gives you over the course of
2:37:45
like your exploration. And what
2:37:48
I'm finding is that I'm getting the same feeling
2:37:50
that I got from
2:37:53
like, from Tears of
2:37:55
the Kingdom. I would have these like
2:37:57
aha moments with like certain gadgets and
2:37:59
stuff. certain tools and like certain,
2:38:02
oh, like this thing does this
2:38:05
thing, but it also does like five other things that
2:38:07
I didn't think about. And you
2:38:09
only know that through like trial and error of
2:38:11
like experimenting with these things like, oh, this, oh,
2:38:13
the yo yo has this purpose and this purpose.
2:38:15
Oh, the slinky does this, this and this. Oh,
2:38:17
the frisbee does this. Oh, I can ride it.
2:38:19
What the fuck? Oh, I can
2:38:21
use the and it's it. There's no barriers
2:38:24
really. And you're free to kind
2:38:26
of explore it in any way. There's like, there's definitely
2:38:28
things that I've done in this
2:38:30
game that feel like I'm breaking the game. And
2:38:33
it feels that way.
2:38:35
But I also feel like it's built around
2:38:37
that, like to feel like you are
2:38:39
breaking the game to feel like you're, you're kind of
2:38:41
getting the upper hand on the designer. And you
2:38:44
know, I've had moments where I'm definitely frustrated, I can't
2:38:46
figure out where to go. And then
2:38:49
like something clicks. And then I
2:38:51
just it's like a domino effect
2:38:53
of like, oh, that, oh, that
2:38:55
oh, oh, oh, oh. And the
2:38:57
satisfaction of solving those problems is
2:38:59
mega mega addicting. Like, I
2:39:01
really I'm really enamored by it. I think it looks
2:39:04
gorgeous. I think that the atmosphere and the sound design
2:39:06
is great. I think it's very, very clever. I'm I
2:39:09
too, I'm just like staggered that one person did all this.
2:39:11
So this guy is fucking
2:39:14
genius, in my opinion, because this is, as
2:39:17
far as like all the Metroidvanias that I've ever played in this
2:39:19
is like, I'm not done with it yet.
2:39:21
But I think it
2:39:24
might be my favorite by like a lot. But I'm
2:39:26
not done yet. So like, you know, who
2:39:28
knows. But yeah, it's
2:39:30
next level. I don't normally get sucked
2:39:32
into games like this. And it's, it's,
2:39:34
it's, it's really fucking good. Yeah,
2:39:38
I might. I'm encouraged by what
2:39:40
I've been reading about. And I'm a huge purveyor of that
2:39:42
genre. And it's kind of just kind of there's so many
2:39:44
of them now. There used to be a there
2:39:46
was a time when you can play every one of them, in
2:39:49
some sense, I think over the last five
2:39:52
to seven years that has changed. You
2:39:54
know, you get like your Castlevania, your
2:39:57
shadow complex, your whatever, and
2:39:59
you'd play them. But now you got like a shit ton of them and
2:40:02
I've started losing track of them and
2:40:05
So this game kind of just came out of nowhere for me So
2:40:07
I definitely want to give it a go probably after stellar blade I'll
2:40:09
I'll download it as a kind of an interstitial between
2:40:11
that and I think i'll play rise of the roman after
2:40:13
that But dusin I see you playing
2:40:15
animal well as well What are
2:40:17
your thoughts? Yeah, so i've
2:40:20
gotten to the credits
2:40:22
of this game But
2:40:25
there is a lot more for me
2:40:27
to do in the game And
2:40:29
first of all, I gotta say so I am
2:40:31
I was playing this on PlayStation 5 on
2:40:34
my oled tv and man if you
2:40:36
have an oled screen You
2:40:39
got to play it on the oled screen because
2:40:41
it looks so Beautiful and
2:40:43
as as hector said writing in this
2:40:45
was created by one guy And
2:40:48
it's amazing like I don't I'm you see
2:40:50
someone who's able to do something like this.
2:40:52
That's this talented It's like oh not only
2:40:54
did he design the game program the game
2:40:56
make all the art assets make all the
2:40:58
sound assets It's like what the fuck? How
2:41:01
how are somebody this talented to be able
2:41:03
to make this? And uh,
2:41:05
i'm just so I think the thing I
2:41:07
love maybe the most about it
2:41:09
is its atmosphere Is
2:41:12
it's it does so much with I
2:41:15
guess you could say so little in a way Its
2:41:18
pixel art is extremely beautiful
2:41:20
despite being I guess
2:41:22
low res whatever you want to say And
2:41:25
the game is so incredibly charming too.
2:41:27
I mean it's called animal well So
2:41:29
you will come across many animals in
2:41:31
this game some of them very cute
2:41:33
some of them charming Some
2:41:35
of them absolutely horrifying. They're yeah, there
2:41:38
are moments in this game that it's
2:41:40
borderline I want to say it's borderline
2:41:42
a horror game, but Unsettling
2:41:45
at many points in this game And
2:41:48
I love that about it because even some of the
2:41:50
creepy parts are kind of cute, you know in a
2:41:52
weird Way, but I don't want to
2:41:54
there's one specific one i'm thinking i'm gonna have to talk
2:41:56
to you chris about it later Yeah, I don't want it
2:41:59
to spoil for anybody They are like oh
2:42:01
this is a so to in weird and
2:42:03
also I'm terrified that I'm going to die.
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