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You're listening to Comedy Central. I

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wish people could be more privy to the ship we

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talked about offline now hiring a

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Windy's in Hilton Head, South

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Carolina needs a front

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counter worker after surveillance

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footage showed one of their workers

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pulling out a gun and opening shots

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through the drive through window and a vehicle

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waiting in line.

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Let that be a lesson to stop asking for too many

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hot package you know what

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I'm saying. He told you only get three? Was

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the reason? That wasn't taking at at robbery

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or something. Okay, it's either someone he had

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beef with who came to work to kill you, but

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you have to defend yourself, or it's

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a customer going that ain't what

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I ordered. I need to be my

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bacon. They didn't

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following Michael. Why

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is he packing at work because

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he works first food? Why

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my name is Roy, this

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is my job. Fair Wednesday

1:32

is the best day of the week. Um.

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I don't know when you're listening to us, but just know that

1:37

this fine acoustical radio presentation was

1:39

assembled under Fair for you and serve hot

1:42

on a Wednesday at some point this

1:44

year. J G, how are you doing to day you are the white

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blood cells that keeps the shrill up. Sure, Hello,

1:49

I'm well thank you. Um.

1:53

Third, how's football season

1:55

going? What's going on over there with the

1:57

boy for are

2:00

going pretty good? They started hitting

2:02

each other and got the pads on ride checking

2:04

in earlier with us? What's up?

2:07

How you doing? What's what's going on on

2:09

that side? Man? How how's the road I have?

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We haven't talked comedy like we You

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come on the show every fucking weekend, we forget to

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mention that you're also et in stand up comedian

2:18

who shows, um, how

2:22

ship been? It's been cool? Um?

2:26

I think for the we're still riding on the high

2:28

of everybody being let out of the house,

2:32

um, from the pandemic that was raging

2:34

so heavily. So we're

2:36

still in that bubble of audiences

2:38

being so glad to be out of the house that

2:40

they're showing the comedian is a lot more

2:43

patients. It's just like we're having

2:46

a good time just because we're finally able

2:48

to go out. So fucking take your

2:50

time up there. So it's it's been cool to watch,

2:52

man, It's been a lot of fun. I

2:56

went, um, you all tell me if I handled

2:58

this right with an employee because I'm

3:02

trying to I'm

3:05

trying to be considerate of the fact that you

3:07

were understaffed and that you have to

3:09

do a job correctly, and

3:12

that it is hard to do the job correctly

3:14

because you are understaffed. But there's

3:16

still certain ship that I just don't

3:19

know if I can let slide. Mama

3:21

needs to refrigerator my mom's fridge.

3:23

First off, I didn't know a fridge could last

3:26

fifteen years. I thought a fridge was like a

3:29

eight nine years. But you can tell I'm talking like

3:31

a nigg that's just been an apartments his whole life,

3:35

very four years. I'm somewhere with a new

3:37

fridge, so I don't know shit about fridge lifespan.

3:42

And my mom's fridge sound

3:44

like it needs a transmission, a muffal

3:46

up. It's

3:51

working, but it's

3:55

not like a car about to stall. My

3:59

mama fridge like a nigg in the action

4:01

movie holding on the shot. Stay

4:05

with me, John, Stay with that's

4:11

my mama fridge all night. I go, I

4:13

can't take this ship. I

4:15

can't take the ship. We gotta go get your fridge.

4:18

So we go to a spot where she had already been scouting

4:20

some fridges, and there's a lady and she's she's

4:22

she's a kind sales associate, but she's

4:25

busy. So because

4:27

she's busy and she's juggling multiple

4:29

people on the floor, my mom is indecisive

4:31

and asking. My mom is one of them. I'm gonna ask you for

4:33

the questions about every item, but

4:35

that's I have a right

4:38

as a customer background as well.

4:40

Yeah, so my mama is one

4:42

of them people. She's asking cubics

4:45

ship that don't matter, but I just

4:47

want to know. So tell me does

4:49

this cool and draw? Does the crisp and draw

4:52

also turned into a freezer draw? Okay,

4:54

well what the height on this one?

4:56

As it related to what is there

4:58

a difference between Matt Black and stainless

5:00

steel black? Can I see a Matt Black

5:03

fridge so I can compare it to So, because

5:07

we're younger, we're very much fucking this

5:09

is what I want to bring it up. But my

5:11

mom was one of those more thorough customers. And

5:14

the lady says some slick ship. Oh,

5:18

and you know my mom was looking.

5:20

She goes, well, this is the Matt Black and

5:23

this is the such and such

5:25

black, And my mom goes, well, does this come

5:28

and the glossy black? The

5:30

lady goes, well, not at the price range you

5:33

requested. Now,

5:37

the way she said it sounded

5:40

like nicky, you told me you

5:42

was broke. What you're asking for was rich nigga coas

5:46

and just just on a dime.

5:48

I just turned to the lady and I just go find

5:50

us the color. We'll worry about the price, like

5:55

your face, bitch. But

5:59

you clearly don't know my name and

6:01

so, and this is where I want you to tell me whether I

6:04

was wrong. So I look across

6:06

the sales floor and I see my dog

6:08

from high school and shout out to my dog.

6:11

He come over, dap us up. He's

6:13

kind undivided attention. M

6:15

hm. So I gave him the fucking

6:18

sell Now my mom,

6:20

but hango, My mom had come in the store two

6:22

times before and worked with

6:24

this woman, walked around the store. But this woman

6:27

done laps. Asked this woman ninety questions

6:29

she could have googled, and that lady answered

6:31

every fucking question. But there

6:34

was just something about the way she said

6:36

what she said, like

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you almost had the deal, You almost

6:40

had to sell, motherfucker. You almost

6:43

had it, and then you said some sideways

6:45

at the very end, and I had am

6:48

I wrong forgiving the sale to

6:51

my partner? I would to go to another

6:54

store. I wanted to go to another store, but

6:56

that wasn't an option because my mom had been everywhere.

6:58

So we were in the only store in to see you that had

7:00

what the fun she wanted in the

7:02

color, in the style that was also in stock

7:05

that you don't have to wait four months on for COVID

7:07

because every ship is doing you turns in the

7:09

ocean because of the points. So

7:12

we had no choice but to buy it. But

7:14

I don't know, it's like, like a week later,

7:18

I'm like, yeah, maybe that white lady

7:20

didn't mean it like that wasn't I

7:23

mean, she probably didn't, But it's

7:26

still not wrong for having that reaction.

7:30

I mean, it's not that big a deal. It wasn't Its

7:32

tense, but it's not really personal

7:35

or it's not like an attack. That's

7:38

a natural response. And if your boy helped,

7:41

if your boy was the one who sat down

7:43

through the end of the deal, he came

7:45

in. Now

7:48

I feel like if he came in, it was nice. There's nothing wrong

7:50

with that. But I mean, ultimately, you

7:52

know, we all are Southern.

7:55

Let's just be point blank about it. And

7:57

you all know I've seen my mother go to stories

7:59

and be courted by this weird white lady at

8:01

the stow. My mom and be talking about we need to go see Carol

8:04

at the stuff because she and my mom and mama like your

8:06

momam gonna go back to a store two and three weeks

8:08

to buy a god dogo uh

8:10

washing machine or whenever she has

8:12

to do that. It's like three week process. I

8:16

don't understand it. Go pick out the damn thing and come

8:18

out. But if I'm there and I and

8:20

I sent some bullshit and I'm gonna step up

8:22

and you know, get it done.

8:25

But that that situation, now, I don't think you're the damn

8:27

thing round personally, but you know, I

8:29

don't know. But but that's that's it brought a question

8:31

when it comes to customer service, do you feel a sense

8:33

of loyalty to the person that you've established

8:35

for poor with and then give the sale

8:38

to someone else? You

8:41

know? Because I feel like if

8:43

she wanted the money, she wouldn't have let Buddy

8:45

scoop in like that. Yeah, and she wouldn't

8:47

have been such a dick up top my mom wasn't

8:49

even My mom didn't think twice about what the lady

8:51

said. But you know my mom is built different.

8:53

You know, you know, casual racism roll

8:55

off them, O G S. Yeah, they ain't. They didn't

8:57

care about that. Like

9:00

if you ain't got a German shepherd in your hand, ain't

9:02

even looking at you, They

9:05

don't care. But for me, I was like, now

9:07

I don't even like the way you frame that statement. So

9:10

you don't get the fucking sale. Because it's

9:12

called the microaggression. Yeah,

9:15

that's exactly what it is. I

9:18

feel like, if this lady really wanted

9:22

did she react when when your man came

9:24

in? That's another question. Did she react weird when your

9:26

man came over the sailor did she just kind of walked away?

9:29

No? I told her find and find,

9:31

I said, forgett price, find the color. She found

9:34

the color and then ducked off to go help

9:36

somebody else because you know, the store was

9:38

popping. And then Jay came

9:40

over, and I guess she saw it with Jay, and just Deva

9:42

came back over. She was like, then

9:48

okay, because see that wouldn't have happened at foot

9:50

Locker. Foot Locker, them is a

9:52

fight them. Employees will fight each other in front

9:54

of you helping you. I'm

9:56

helping you. I don't talk

9:58

to nobody else. I'm going to get your

10:00

shoes. Sit right there. I'd

10:03

be right back in the bag. And they're

10:05

screaming the back Yo. Yo,

10:08

you saw I was working with. Yo. Hate

10:11

when you do that? Ship? Son? Who are you doing?

10:15

That? Woman showed you who she was and

10:17

that's why she didn't get that same. It

10:20

was just that simple. And it's yeah,

10:23

yeah, I mean, as long as she didn't lose her job

10:25

or nothing. I mean, no harm, no foul, whether

10:28

you're right or wrong, whether she

10:30

was right or wrong. Y'all got the fridge.

10:33

Like I said, she didn't lose her job and no ship and everything

10:36

cool and complaining

10:38

about what I got to say. All after building

10:40

this report with your mom. It's not like they

10:42

became fucking friends like she got to see

10:44

her no more. That's free to

10:46

go out of another fifteen years and that latery ain't moved

10:49

up. You know

10:53

it won't come up again. It's

10:55

time now, real quick, very quick. Cody's

10:58

most outstanding Employee the week.

11:00

Quick update, Rod and Ralph,

11:03

You're gonna love slash hate this as

11:07

you recall our CMO

11:09

from a couple of weeks ago, the crying CEO

11:12

who got online and cried about

11:14

having to fire his people. He wanted to show

11:16

people that he was a human and

11:18

that CEOs are not heartless robots

11:21

who do not care about the well being of

11:23

the people that they let go you because

11:25

they make their girlfriend do half of it. Go

11:27

ahead, Yes it was two people, and yes

11:30

his girlfriend fired the other person. He didn't even fire

11:32

both people. I understand the

11:36

worker, one of the workers that was fired

11:38

online by the marketing firm ceo,

11:42

has had his inbox swamp

11:44

with job offers and

11:46

he is going to land somewhere on his

11:48

feet. The guy that was fired, one of the people

11:50

that was fired by the crying as CEO, has

11:53

already found employment somewhere else. It

11:55

feel good, Feel good. Shout

11:58

out to that company that extended that one space

12:00

open to hire that one guy.

12:04

I'm sorry, go ahead, really, y'all gonna shoot on

12:06

this to somebody's

12:08

helping the dude person

12:11

hired them.

12:13

They should have had employment,

12:16

unemployment. It all makes sense

12:18

that I'm with you, go ahead. Don't have an account

12:21

afford once you got fired, And

12:24

this is why I bring this up because this is for

12:27

YouTube. Motherfucker's. The crying

12:29

CEO refuses to delete the post,

12:31

saying, quote, I am getting

12:33

countless messages from other business

12:35

owners saying that they love this. They've

12:37

been there and they're right there with

12:40

me, and a lot of good has come

12:42

from this post. I know it

12:44

isn't professional to tell my employees that

12:46

I love them, but from the bottom of my heart,

12:48

I hope they know how much I really

12:51

do love them, and I'm happy

12:53

that something good has come from

12:55

all of this. Keeping up the facade.

12:57

Of course he is.

13:00

This is what he wanted. He wanted

13:02

the attention. He wanted attention,

13:05

and that's why he made that crime his video.

13:08

And oh how how much of a coincidence

13:10

has it that that video has

13:13

garnered responses from people who have

13:15

been fired. And I was fired

13:17

in the heartless manner and what

13:19

you did is commendable. I'm

13:21

so sorry. I went and shot up my old

13:24

place of employment after seeing this message.

13:27

Fuck that bitch, ass nigger and

13:29

fuck them fake messages. It's

13:31

like when public figures like go off the record

13:33

where they prepare remarks and they put

13:36

the paper down, like you know what I'm gonna tell this story

13:38

from the heart, and the paper be fucking

13:40

blanks, all bullshit.

13:44

Nothing makes me happier to see white guys

13:47

bond together over doing something very

13:49

white guy to man, it sucks

13:51

firing people. You fired a person,

13:53

I fired a person. To brother, let's

13:56

be friends out of here this dude.

13:58

Now it's hashtag not all see years

14:00

and ship. Now you gotta feel sorry for the

14:02

CEO and that ship. I

14:05

don't feel bad at all. And I screwed

14:07

to other people that he's bonding with over

14:09

firing people. I don't like that ship. And he's

14:12

so whatever.

14:14

It's so tough on us, dude, and ways it's

14:16

way tougher on us that it is. Then when you

14:18

think about it, we keep our jobs.

14:20

We're firing people and sun so tough.

14:22

It's difficult her survivor's remorse

14:24

only here this ship. I

14:26

never thought you would have such a little compassion

14:29

after showing so much compassion for Brittney

14:31

Grinder. You're really pivoted. Hereto

14:38

at all costs, but you are even play that ship. That's sisters,

14:40

bro. You know Brittney Grinder. I

14:42

mean when they sent you over there, I'll gladly

14:45

watch your child away for him to come back. But

14:47

I support whatever efforts they got to do to

14:49

get you know what I'm saying, get that sister at home. I'm

14:51

all about that. But it's crying after some

14:53

paperwork together. If you're taking your butt to Russia,

14:56

it's cold over that. I'm

15:01

not going to the Russia. You mention expression,

15:04

because I ain't going to Russia. I don't even know what y'all even

15:06

bring that up. I don't need Eastern

15:09

Europe as a whole, even countries that used to be Russia

15:11

now run.

15:23

I stand with Ukraine, but I ain't visiting

15:25

yet. Shot the

15:29

same reason I don't go back to the hood in Birmingham Worsen

15:35

first term j G. Who do we have on the phone?

15:38

We welcome abbot listener of the

15:40

podcast, Connor to the show.

15:43

At the tender age, yes, Harkore

15:46

okay,

15:51

at the tender age of Connor

15:54

has held more than ten

15:56

different jobs, from potato

15:59

planner to delivery driver. Today,

16:01

Connor, we'll be talking to you really

16:04

about one of the worst jobs as

16:07

a shift welder in

16:09

Vermont, Hellikan, Connor, I

16:14

know that hold

16:18

up your hands, you see got all your fingers from that.

16:21

I did get carpal tunnel. Though I did

16:23

get some carpet tunnel. I knew it. I

16:26

knew it. That is not an easy

16:28

job. Oh no, not

16:30

not at all. I had just taken

16:33

an adult class. I just got my

16:35

certification and everything I could do.

16:37

Everything I could weld upside down, I could

16:40

weld iluminum, I can weld stainless steel.

16:43

And uh I was moving up to Plattsburgh, New

16:45

York, where my girlfriend was going to school at the time,

16:47

and uh I was just looking for jobs,

16:49

you know, And I said, hey,

16:54

we're still together. Actually, okay,

16:56

okay, okay, nice. Wait a

16:58

minute, how long have you been to We've

17:00

been together for about four years. We met

17:02

in a community college. And why haven't Justice

17:05

girl to marry you? He has

17:07

he has two more years Jacqueline before because

17:14

good answer your

17:18

bid? Why are you wasting her time?

17:20

I'm not, I'm not at all. Let's

17:24

go. Let's go. She's

17:28

getting her master's degree and then

17:29

I'll prop the fuck Connor,

17:35

because you ain't

17:38

gotta hurry nothing. Kind of stick to the plan, bro.

17:40

You stick to the plan like once you get like

17:42

I thought Weldon was like getting the CDL like,

17:45

once you get that you were made man, you're

17:47

a guy, like you're supposed to be getting

17:49

at least twenty five an hour, thirty an

17:51

hour. It doesn't care about people

17:53

who make things anymore. So that's

17:56

that's the reason it's not that great

17:58

anymore. It's hard to right

18:00

because a lot of the times they want you to have experience,

18:03

and it's like, well, I just got my certification.

18:06

I really only have a hundred

18:08

hours of experience. So I

18:10

took the first job I got, which was through

18:12

a temp agency. Uh,

18:16

they I applied one day, they called me the same

18:18

day, and then the next day I had a phone interview,

18:20

and then after that I actually moved

18:23

up to Plattsburgh. And then the day after I moved

18:25

up, I tripped on over to Vermont and I had

18:27

my interview and they hired me on the spot. And

18:30

uh, they hired me as a welder helper.

18:33

Okay, so what's the difference between those two.

18:36

The welder is the one handling the hot

18:38

torch basically

18:40

the held right

18:43

there. Basically they're like they're like, hey,

18:45

can you go grind this for me? And they're like, can you

18:47

go get me some more tungsten? Like I'm

18:50

out of gas, Give me some more gas. But

18:52

I actually did a lot of welding there.

18:56

A lot of the other welder helpers they had no welding

18:59

experience at all. It I was actually able

19:01

to do a lot of the welding. I was making

19:03

a air ducts,

19:06

so I was making air ducks for

19:08

pharmaceutical companies. They ranged

19:10

from a hundred and twenty inches the six inches,

19:14

and uh, it was all stainless steel, so

19:16

you really have to be precise on what you're doing. But

19:19

that's besides the point. I'm

19:21

working there. And uh,

19:24

first of all, it was about an hour commute

19:26

from where I was living, and uh,

19:28

I had to wake up at three o'clock in the morning

19:32

to hop on a ferry at four to

19:34

take a twenty minute ferry ride

19:36

and then get to work by

19:39

five. I'd usually get there at the skin of

19:41

my teeth. I don't know why I took

19:43

that job, probably because it was the first job, you

19:45

know, was the first job that they offered

19:47

you, and I was super excited to use my new

19:49

scales, so I jumped on it. And

19:52

uh, after

19:54

like the first two weeks, I didn't get my

19:56

paycheck because something

19:59

was happening on the I'm

20:02

sorry, I'm not laughing at you. After

20:06

the first two weeks, I'm laughing at I'm sorry

20:08

I didn't get paid. So

20:11

the temp agency, so we'll

20:13

help you out right, We'll toss you a bone, We'll

20:15

give you some money. They gave

20:17

me a

20:20

a fifty dollar key

20:22

Bank gift card, which

20:24

was enough for me to buy the ferry to

20:26

get home and put gas

20:29

in my car. So,

20:37

oh yeah, you got like

20:40

like a timp service. Yeah, we got

20:42

shot out of cooks and waiters can

20:45

get

20:45

you know.

20:49

I stuck it out for about about

20:52

three months until I got fired

20:54

because I would I would

20:57

sleep straight through my alarm and I would

20:59

miss the fairy and just

21:02

besides the point I got fired, and

21:04

then the temp agency that like we're going

21:07

first page check? I got it

21:10

after how long? How long till you got paid?

21:12

For real? Halfway through

21:14

my third week? Your

21:20

entire ship should have been going to work on

21:22

time and sitting in the manager's office

21:24

until you're supposed to get off. Was

21:29

that something happened

21:31

on the bank and because I was an out

21:33

of state employee, that like got

21:36

mixed up. It

21:39

was bullshit. You were young, you

21:42

were young. I was two.

21:44

You got to go to Keepsie Chicken

21:47

Keepsie. Yeah, you

21:49

should have called a parent or something

21:52

kind of you are a friend of the show, officially

21:54

clocking you're welcome. Well, thank

21:56

you, thank you so much for calling in.

21:59

Of course, shoot, nothing but the best up

22:01

there in upstate New York. And don't

22:03

let Jacqueline bully your ass in to marry

22:05

somebody and you don't want to marry him. Go back and listen

22:08

to the numerous Rod's relationship that we

22:10

listen to him

22:15

straight, Jack Wild

22:17

have been engaged nine times, she got one

22:19

husband she ever had. Don't listen

22:21

to her. Thank

22:25

you for calling the job for brother, Thank you, Thank

22:28

you so much. Have a great day. Always

22:33

fucking for people. Gona loves

22:35

her. You can see it in his space.

22:38

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We turn the show over now to

24:01

your friend, my friend. Um. He

24:04

is a rackling tour He is an owner of

24:07

a snake skin robe. He

24:10

is the inventor of the emotional support

24:13

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24:16

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24:37

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24:39

a lot. Mama calls him narato.

24:41

We call him right for short ride. Welcome

24:44

back this week, brother man? Uh, did

24:46

you get the licking the armpits during

24:50

this week of research that we all challenged

24:53

one of them. You know what I did. I did

24:55

a full test um.

24:58

They got three women I got.

25:01

I got one to use

25:04

no deoldorant. I got

25:06

another one to you dederant

25:11

brilliant, and I got one to use the powder

25:13

based solid white block deolderant. And

25:17

I can't tell you that

25:21

the order of best to words. He

25:23

has one no deodor at

25:25

all to the

25:28

jail based deodorant leaves

25:30

your top powdery. But it's not a thick

25:32

film number three causing

25:35

full blown cod mouth. It's

25:38

absolutely the solid

25:40

white block of deodorant. Did

25:43

it have aluminum? Minute? But did you get an illuminum free

25:45

that? That is a perfect question. The

25:47

natural it didn't have any illuminium in it. It

25:50

was made with like thees wags and horse

25:52

hair or some old always

25:55

find. The aluminium was a little it

25:57

was a little metallic to the taste was yeah,

25:59

I like putting the battery on your time. Yeah it

26:02

was weird, you know what I'm saying. But when you went for the whole

26:04

like you know, natural thing, I found

26:06

it to be a better experience. We're

26:08

scientists, I'm happily married. You're

26:11

not allowed in my kitchen. Ever. Roy's

26:14

job fair dot Com is our website. You

26:17

can talk to us social and there's ways

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to submit to be a part of the program. If

26:22

you've ever had your armpit lick, we want to hear from

26:24

you and rack you up from relationship.

26:27

Yes we do, Yes we do. This

26:29

topic is not going away clearly,

26:33

so I don't know how we're connected to employment.

26:35

We have a few weeks to figure that out. She might

26:37

be looking for a man that's employment. I was

26:39

gonna say double points. If you're in the military and you

26:42

got your arm arm licks. If you're a military

26:45

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26:47

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26:50

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26:52

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26:54

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26:56

to hear from your Roy's job fair dot com.

26:59

Uh. We bring Rod on this program to

27:02

give you topics break the ice school coworks of the opposite

27:05

race. He is a black people, white people ologists

27:07

rode um. Let's go ahead

27:09

and get this party started today. Well

27:12

the news for your black co workers. There has

27:14

been movement on the front

27:17

of getting Brittney Grinder released

27:20

from the Russian prison and

27:23

that is America's Winston

27:25

Churchill one. Dennis Rodman

27:29

has stated that he is going to Russia

27:31

on a diplomatic mission to

27:33

negotiate the release of Brittney Grinder,

27:36

possibly another prisoner

27:38

swap, as he did back when

27:40

he developed a relationship with Kim Jong

27:43

un, leader of North Korea at

27:45

the hip Free baby, that's what you

27:47

want, Let's let's talk, he put, let's

27:49

talk Turkey, or let's talk. I'm

27:51

talking. We're talking over to stop

27:55

that said Trumper's

27:59

voice is super That's

28:05

a tricky situation, man, the whole Brittney

28:08

Grinding thing. And like, on the one hand, I go, all right,

28:10

the State Department is trying to get

28:12

involved, but Rodman

28:15

is probably a better negotiator.

28:19

Home Robin

28:22

convinced Michael Jordan's letting him on

28:24

his team. He can get a motherfucker

28:27

at least from prison in Russia. I

28:29

don't know. I wish that the Brittany Grind situation,

28:32

as much as it needs attention, how much we'll

28:35

never know how much more it would have benefited from

28:38

being moved in silence, and

28:41

like how would that have affected

28:43

things? Because now Russia knows if there's a movement

28:46

now Russia knows that we want to bring her home,

28:48

well, then the price of the dope goes up absolutely

28:51

because they want I

28:53

don't know what it'd rhynd to find him real quick for us,

28:55

but it was like some super

28:57

Russian then

28:59

when the Lord of War, if you've seen Nicolas

29:01

Cage this movie Lord of War, it is based

29:04

on Jury or Law and your that's

29:06

not his name, that's not his real name.

29:09

In the movie was Jury or Law that this guy

29:12

was like he's a bad dude, like

29:14

he was traded, and it doesn't seem like he was a bad

29:16

guy when he watched the movie. He just seemed like a guy that got

29:19

caught up and selling a couple of guns and made

29:21

a bunch of people very upset. But

29:23

they want the Lord of War for Britney Grinder,

29:25

And as far as I'm concerned, it doesn't balance

29:27

out, Like it's not fair, it's not right. They shouldn't

29:30

have that young lady life in the balance

29:32

versus this dude who was literally dealing dood

29:35

She had an empty weed pen, an

29:38

empty weed pain. Yeah.

29:40

I will never support keeping

29:43

an innocent person in and exchanged

29:46

for punishing a guilty person. That's

29:48

the literal structure the

29:50

American justice system. But

29:52

I mean war isn't fair. And also

29:55

hostage negotiation isn't fair

29:57

because they can say they sentenced her. But this

29:59

is hostage situation no matter

30:02

what they call it. If it costs her

30:04

arms deal or fine, if it costs eight nine arms,

30:06

deal is fine on the back, start

30:09

back another ward. That's what y'all like doing. It is making

30:11

a three team trade. Man, send some expiring

30:14

sentences down the lithuan Is and get

30:16

this trade done. Yeah.

30:19

I don't understand why

30:22

that's such a terrible analogy. That's

30:24

so perfect. But

30:26

you can get them later with drones, make

30:29

the exchange and then hit

30:31

the bad guys later with you. You

30:36

never see don Jacqueline. So

30:42

Dennis Rodman going over there to try and free Brittany

30:44

grind are good for against Roman. I hope he is successful.

30:47

I would love to have audio of those

30:49

conversations. Well,

30:52

we need to do get it done, pot

30:56

making that thing what

30:58

you want, what you want, and getting I

31:01

know, Michael Jordan. You

31:03

don't bring Michael Jordan into this. I

31:06

don't know if he got the same juice in Russia. He doesn't

31:08

know Korea. Kim John Golone loves basketball, specifically

31:11

the nine, the

31:14

Bull, the Jordan era Bulls. So

31:18

we need to figure out who Prutent's favorite

31:20

athlete is in America. And that's about

31:22

what we need to send because you know what, what are

31:24

prutin like the Knicks getting garter?

31:34

But I like how this community, this

31:36

sports community is rallying

31:39

for her. I like that, and I like

31:41

how they're also using their

31:43

celebrity, their status, their connections

31:47

in front of the cameras and behind the

31:49

cameras to get something done. Because

31:52

black women we don't usually get

31:54

that kind of favor. We just don't.

31:57

And Jacqueline women Jack later, you suggesting

31:59

that one should use this so that ready

32:01

to do such a wonderful thing. Are you suggesting

32:04

that you're sending roy over to get Britney grinding?

32:06

No, I ain't sending Royal over the break. You

32:11

ain't gonna get that,

32:14

Ambassador America. They

32:17

asked you to go ahead, get Brittney ground with the

32:20

night. What would you do if Dennis Rodman

32:22

called me, I gotta answer

32:25

that call. You

32:29

come over love

32:31

the Dealer show, big thing. But

32:34

are you going if he asked you to get on

32:36

the plane. Pool mused to listen to your prink

32:39

colees back in What

32:44

if you mano knowing that trip is like

32:48

dontor Sigma Z boy

32:53

Cold you do really funny. I would,

32:56

of course you have to go. I would be nervous.

33:00

Ship man. Now there's a guarantee you're coming

33:02

back, because once you're in there, guarantee

33:04

I'm not coming to I

33:08

mean, once you're there, you're there. They're gonna

33:10

find one of my candidates. Biggest

33:12

thing that come to get a history of Russia, says

33:14

Yea all

33:20

the time. Oh

33:23

man, you're gonna love this one. At

33:25

a recent Oakland A's versus

33:28

the Seattle Marinders game in

33:31

the Oakland A's stadium Ring Central

33:33

Coliseum, a video hit

33:35

the Internet of a couple of fans

33:38

in the upper deck and joined themselves a little

33:40

too much with a woman performing

33:42

oral sex on her man friend during

33:45

the game. This

33:50

is actually more This is actually

33:52

more common than you think. But keep going,

33:55

you said. As as as the resident baseball

33:57

fan on the show Roy Fair File,

34:01

it's the as

34:04

terrible, So you said,

34:06

if if the team's terrible, it's okay to

34:09

have sex in their stadium. Right here

34:12

we go. Thank you down South, George girl. The

34:14

American League West standings as if right

34:16

now, the Oakland A's are

34:19

thirty two games out of first place.

34:21

Motherfucker, it's almost the end of the season.

34:24

You can. First off, I

34:26

need to see the video. Well,

34:29

I need to see a screenshots to

34:31

see where the stadium they are. They're up in the

34:33

corner of the upper day. Yeah,

34:36

the stadium has made the whole sixty people. There's

34:39

never more than eight thousand people and round

34:41

to give me the A's average tendencies. Yep. There's

34:45

a lot of nothingness going

34:47

on in this episode, and I'm here for it. I'm

34:50

not trying to look. I'm just looking at

34:52

the numbers right here, ride and they're thirty

34:55

something games out of first place. That is not indicative

34:57

of a team that requires your undivided attention.

35:00

I don't suck me up real quick between

35:02

in it. I don't think

35:05

if it's like that'd be doing it. And it's that bad. I

35:07

mean, nobody looking, I guess is that the idea?

35:09

But why are you going

35:12

to this stuff if that's what you want to do? So

35:15

it's exciting? Little public sex ain't

35:17

never heard nobody. My question

35:19

is is this extent to the rest of the Major League? Like how

35:21

bad does the team need to be? I'd

35:26

read rule in baseball right like once

35:28

your team falls under five hundred, you should

35:31

is just open. Like, yeah, I'm saying like, I

35:35

do think it's unfortunate that they were put on camera.

35:37

I don't like the fact that their privacy was invaded.

35:40

I don't think I don't think to

35:43

be invaded. And you have a sixty thousand

35:45

and seating arena, Yeah, you

35:47

kind of give up the privacy rules. Bro. No,

35:50

if I'm deliberately sitting in the upper

35:53

deck and foul territory in the far corner,

35:55

that is my desire to be away from all of the

35:57

other nine thousand motherfucker's. So

36:00

that's inherently that is me seeking

36:02

privacy. How dare the cameraman pointing

36:05

his camera at this couple? Well,

36:08

obviously because you said the baseball team

36:10

is terrible, so they had to find something else awhere,

36:17

So we add them to the list. Everybody

36:20

on the physical grounds of the stadium

36:22

is allowed to have sex if the team

36:24

is terrible, including the Yeah,

36:27

let's see um right here on YouTube.

36:30

If you just google people having sex and stadium.

36:32

The first video. The

36:35

first video is fifteen

36:37

most infamous cases of fans

36:39

getting caught in the act. This is more

36:42

regular than you would think. The trick

36:45

is to do it in stadiums in an upper deck that hasn't

36:47

overhang, so you're out of the line of side of most

36:49

cameras, and that it's kind of an obstructive

36:51

view, so only the people in that immediate area

36:54

could see you trying to have sex. You essentially

36:56

at that point have to just use movie theater sex

36:58

protocols if you're gonna trying to

37:00

pull it off. An industry jackline. That's what we call

37:02

a pro tip pro

37:04

tip back.

37:10

I would I would never have sex in

37:12

the stadium. Federal probation change

37:14

to me. There's just certain things. The

37:18

podcast is Uncle Rod

37:21

Story Corner and you

37:23

can get that wherever you get this fine podcast

37:26

Rod. As always, we thank you, sir. You're

37:29

welcome to stay on here for

37:31

a second um jump

37:34

into the Scam of the week. No guests this week

37:36

for scam, which is a quick

37:38

little chit chat here. So in Texas,

37:41

the elementary school shooting

37:44

that happened earlier this year, Your

37:46

Valudi Texas they

37:48

have finally fired the police

37:50

chief after months of criticism,

37:52

as we all know, and that the body camp footage

37:54

just starting and starting to leak out. Yeah,

37:58

well, officers are just chilling in the fucking

38:01

hallway for your

38:03

damn hour while the shooter is

38:05

barricaded inside. And so everybody

38:08

has been criticizing the police chief and like, yo, what the

38:10

fun is your officers doing? Why

38:12

were they out there? And the police

38:14

chief everybody passed into blame. It was seventy

38:17

seven minute delay in confronting the coming

38:20

and the police chief is, well, the officers

38:23

did what they were supposed to do when Yeah,

38:26

I remember he famously said he wasn't in charge

38:29

that day and he showed up to the scene

38:31

and did not have a radio on. Is

38:33

it enough when ship goes

38:36

south? And I'm just using that as an entry point to this

38:38

conversation, but is it enough

38:40

when ship goes south to only

38:43

fire the leader? No?

38:45

No, not just in the

38:48

school shooting instance. Let's let's let's

38:50

remove Okay, you give what

38:52

I'm saying. Okay, I feel like it

38:54

is a performative termination that does not

38:57

bring about real change. And this is a ship that

38:59

happens all the time. Anytime a company sucks

39:01

up or somebody does something wrong, they change

39:03

the CEO and then go, look

39:06

we're better now. And it's like, no, you ain't,

39:08

bitch, like you're trying to trick people with

39:11

this fucking stupid pr dance because

39:14

like, meanwhile, you got what was that police

39:16

department we was talking about a couple of weeks, one

39:21

nigga joke and the yeah

39:27

and it won't even know victims, no dead bodies.

39:31

Hilarious. You

39:35

ain't ride now. I've been holding onto for at least

39:37

three weeks. You're not gonna repeat. You

39:40

have to do it. You gotta google that joke. That's

39:42

a terrible joke to

39:45

me. That's changed. That's

39:48

real cleansing us. You

39:50

have to fire everybody who makes a conscious

39:53

decision to go along with the bullshit,

39:55

because that was the Nazis excuse. I

39:58

was just following orders, and

40:00

nobody wants to hear that ship. That's the reason they still

40:03

pursuing Every low level

40:05

security guard at a damn death

40:07

camp from World War wanted to. They

40:10

pursued them niggas Nanny eight and getting

40:12

arrested for the first time they owned them pulling

40:15

up on him in Argentina, motherfucking Argentina

40:18

nursing home, and they're like, yeah, we need to put these cups on

40:20

real quick and

40:23

and and follow me. It's

40:26

about that. So sac is what we get. I'm

40:32

with you in the fact that I want

40:34

the CEO, and then I want

40:36

her or his generals as

40:38

well. Who's ever over or

40:41

below you right there? I want him. I

40:43

wanted all the command That's

40:46

what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I'm

40:48

saying. It just it really feels

40:50

like there is this deliberate

40:54

all we fired to the chief. Well, you gonna get a new chief

40:56

fan with a whole bunch of officers that aren't gonna

40:58

listen or respect him, or he's going

41:00

to fall into that culture

41:03

that's there. And you know, I really feel

41:05

like if you're seriously, which

41:07

is why when new leaders come in they're

41:10

supposed to be able to pick their own lieutenants.

41:13

Yeah, but then you know the United States,

41:15

and you know, let's say before we aren't necessarily talking

41:17

politics, but you've seen a number of

41:19

states where the legislature and

41:22

the House get to get together and

41:24

decided that they don't like the governor and

41:27

basically strip away all the power of the

41:29

governor, so that the governor is really just

41:31

a figurehead. We saw in Texas, saw

41:33

in Virginia, Missouri. There's a couple

41:35

of places where they just literally were like,

41:37

well, you know what, we don't put you there, but

41:39

we don't like you and we don't like your politics. That's

41:42

that's kind of what we do here. I don't like it.

41:45

It sucks, but you know, we always got to have

41:47

somebody, some individual to blame and

41:49

that and that's kind of what it boils down to most of the time.

41:52

I guess that also happens

41:54

when you're talking about a volleyball team, because

41:56

one minute they hire where

42:03

I'm very mad about that. That's poor leadership.

42:05

It happened so much to black

42:08

women in particular. That's the only space I

42:10

can speak for and in this particular

42:12

time right now, because that's a black woman.

42:16

We're brought in where

42:19

interviewed, where we like

42:21

your style. Please come clean this up

42:24

for us, make this better. And then

42:26

when you get there and you start doing those

42:28

things, well, you're moving us too fast.

42:30

No, that's what you hired before,

42:33

That's what you asked me to come in to

42:35

do. That's what I'm doing now. You

42:37

reneed, You're like a bad spade partner.

42:40

How do you fix that? J G? Do you fire the athlete

42:43

with the Grammlin situation? Do

42:45

you fire the athletic director or do you

42:47

also fire the A D. Do you fire

42:50

the president I'm sure had a hand in this ship too?

42:52

What about the alumni association? Like there

42:54

are all of these other people that had influence

42:57

on what the funk went down? So I

43:01

don't know. I feel like if they I feel like they should have given

43:03

the culture season period. I don't know if that's

43:06

a whole different part of it. The president

43:08

and the athletic director. I

43:11

tell you this, if you're on the opposite

43:13

side of that and you're walking through that door

43:16

and they want you to be, as they call a change

43:18

agent, make sure there is

43:20

a clause in your contract that

43:22

says, if you let me go for whatever

43:25

reasons prior to however

43:28

long you want me to be here, you pay me

43:31

x amount of dollars. If they want you bad

43:33

enough, they'll say yes, and then you walk away

43:36

with however much money. That is when

43:38

they decide to change their minds and you can sit

43:40

at home for a while, but you've gotta be savvy

43:42

with that contract negotiations. We

43:45

got a good brother we got to talk to from Detroit that

43:48

pretty much better at all on our motherfucking

43:51

card game that he's created. That actually

43:54

I think it's actually pretty fun. Uh

43:57

invention. John Fair

43:59

would be right back, Job

44:08

Fair now, j G. Do you remember

44:12

um Man Week because

44:15

we call it. You know it was a man who you're

44:18

talking about when you kept sounding like the Deluse

44:20

commercial you want

44:22

to be a gut damn man, you gotta drink

44:25

your own urine? Who

44:28

was a man? Why

44:33

so man? In that Manhod

44:36

episode? We went and um, we spoke

44:38

with the homie David, you know, with the men's

44:40

wear spot up in Detroit. And just

44:42

as it happened, a couple of weeks later, I

44:45

was in the d to do some other ship

44:47

and I had a couple of minutes and I go, fuck it, let

44:50

me go and swing by the

44:52

suit spot. How let my fucking day

44:54

meet one of the job motherfuckers. So

44:58

I'm in the parking lot, this nigga come up, but and

45:02

um, it's Detroit. Some of my head's

45:04

on the swivel, and I don't give a funk if

45:06

I'm outside of eight mile I don't

45:08

care. I just as

45:11

a west Berminhamm and you

45:13

know my orgin, keep

45:17

my head on the swivel, and I watch anybody

45:19

who's walking like on something. This is ship, they

45:21

taught us at the Daily Show and Threat Assessment. Watched

45:24

the trajectory of the direction that someone

45:26

was walking, and the wager's brother was walking the

45:30

suit store. Is that way? We are both

45:32

parked for the suit store?

45:35

So why is your direction diagonal?

45:37

Your direction should be pendicularly

45:40

towards the door, because I'm walking

45:42

perpendicular. He's walking diagonal. And I'm

45:45

thinking, okay, well maybe he's gonna

45:47

go over there in the auto zone. But if

45:49

he was gonna going auto zone, why this nick ain't park

45:51

in front of the auto zone. Why are you working front of

45:53

the suit store? Like this is all the ship going through

45:55

my mind. Then he goes in his pocket and I'm like

45:57

oh, and

46:00

he pulls out a deck of cards to a smile, And this

46:03

motherfucker shook my hand and I'm

46:05

honored to have this motherfucking

46:07

hustler. And I want to talk about his pivot

46:10

into what he's doing today, because he broke

46:12

it down for me in the parking lot but you know, Jason,

46:14

I was pressed for time. I ain't get a chance to really

46:16

hilllight this brother the right way. But I told him,

46:18

when I have time, we would put him on the show.

46:20

Let this be evidence. I am a man of my motherfucking

46:23

word. J

46:25

G. Who's on the lacke. We're welcome

46:28

Dorian Newberry. He is

46:30

the owner and operator of

46:33

Ryan Records. Dorian's

46:35

company specializes in providing

46:38

fun social interactions

46:41

for friends, families, and

46:43

strangers through games and

46:45

apps. Welcome Dorian, Hello,

46:48

and welcome and welcome and welcome. Thank

46:50

you so much for having me. Uh

46:53

good brother, thank you for keeping your words. And

46:56

hey, what I what? I what? I pulled up

46:59

trading me through Yeah,

47:03

no, nothing

47:05

is up. I am going in the store

47:07

where they're witnesses. So you

47:12

murder me. You got to murder That's how I

47:14

am. J G. Hey, you got to murder all of us.

47:18

Meanwhile, the people in the suit store, like mother, you need to

47:20

take your hairs outside and get your brother. They're

47:24

pulling down the screen and ship like a good luck Roy,

47:26

good luck to Detroit. Yet

47:30

we can close. Yeah. So what

47:33

he was breaking down to me, j G was a music trivia

47:35

game that centered on a lot of R and B

47:38

and hip hop and blues and soul

47:41

and music that is of our culture.

47:43

And you know the thing when you play board games and card

47:45

games, in trivia, pursuit and ship like that, there's

47:48

a couple of questions for us, but

47:51

they don't really get deep, deep into

47:53

the weeds. So when you have people

47:55

who understand that need

47:58

and provide that, I think it's a I think it to

48:00

worthwhile endeavor. But at its core, this

48:02

is still entrepreneurship. It is

48:04

still rolling the dice

48:07

on yourself. First breakdown

48:09

what what the triggered game is, and

48:12

then I won't get a little bit of backstory and

48:14

why you decided to bet on yourself with this. Brother.

48:17

Absolutely, So, first of all, triggered,

48:21

it's called Triggered Music Trivia Collection.

48:24

And the idea of trigger is

48:26

for me to trigger you.

48:30

So the idea is that you want to be triggered.

48:32

I think that every artist

48:34

has a triggered word, right.

48:37

There are certain things that are gonna make you think

48:40

of an artist, and that's what we're doing here,

48:42

and it becomes a lot of fun. So, M

48:45

like if I said my prerogative right

48:50

exactly exactly.

48:52

So how about if we use uh yeah,

48:55

will say moonwall. Because

49:00

so what I do is is

49:03

put this these triggers and sort

49:05

of a paragraph formulated words

49:07

of sentence that um flows

49:10

pretty well. And if you don't recognize

49:12

it or pick it up, or if you're not triggered, you're

49:14

gonna just go by it. But it's

49:16

cool to see what grabs you and

49:18

what resonates in you, and when it triggers

49:21

you, you're like, that's it and it feels

49:23

good. So, um, I don't know what you

49:25

want to try one just to give an example, Yeah,

49:30

yeah, give us, give us an example real quick at

49:32

this because this is a fun game. And I know

49:34

this is a fun game because when he was breaking it down to me

49:36

in the parking like j G, I was like, oh yeah, folks

49:38

get drunk, they'll fight during the BARBETI I

49:42

want everybody to hold the answer because this is

49:44

gonna be too easy. Okay, you're

49:46

ready. So the category

49:49

is R and B. Okay. Remember

49:51

you want to think about the triggers, and you want to think of an

49:53

artist. My job is to try to trigger you into

49:55

an artist. So thinking

49:57

nineties two thousand, R and B Okay,

50:00

category is www

50:06

dot you are my number one, my

50:09

superstar. We've told

50:11

all our confessions and I know the

50:13

truth hurts. I was

50:15

caught up, but you will always be

50:18

my boom. But should I let it

50:20

burn dot Com? Yes?

50:23

Yes, good job. Five.

50:26

Five. If we were drunking playing this at the family

50:28

reunion, is this a buzzing game? Do I

50:30

jump in? Whoever knows it first? Do they?

50:34

So there's two ways of playing. Now, there's

50:37

a team way where we just have uh,

50:39

you know, so many people on this team, so many people on this

50:41

team, and then the person holding the mic is

50:44

going to try to read off as many as those as

50:46

you can and get those many as you can write

50:48

and ninety. So this is a great

50:50

game and it's simple as quick. It's easy. Either

50:52

you know music or you don't like that's I'm

50:57

thinking, Robin Dames. Okay,

51:04

that's a fair guess. That's a fair guess. What

51:09

WY didn't do? Crack that's for broke people. What

51:11

are you talking about? I'm with it, crack

51:16

Ship, go ahead that I

51:18

want a hard one. I want to Harvard, I want

51:20

something different. Yeah, hit hit one with because

51:22

then I after that, I got some questions about your background

51:25

and how you came to this place, because coming up with

51:27

games is not an easy thing, not at

51:29

all. R and B All right,

51:32

I love R and B. You're ready,

51:35

that's right? Was

51:38

it worth it? Last

51:41

night? I told you not to go out. Now

51:44

you're saying we can work it out, just

51:47

let it go. I remember

51:49

when Heaven sent you and I

51:52

was scared of losing you. Now

51:54

I found someone that's perfect. I

51:57

should have let you go a long time ago. Oh

52:01

oh, there's some good lyrics I

52:04

get. I would say that could be Frankie

52:06

Beverly and Mays before

52:09

I let you go. Okay, so now

52:11

we're thinking nineties, two doums. You got to

52:13

come up, come up just a little. Oh,

52:15

you said, R and B. I got I have nothing?

52:19

How about exactly? Yeah?

52:25

Last night last night with the Diddy last

52:27

night, and yeah,

52:31

and then you got I should have cheated. I should have cheated.

52:33

Yeah. Kesha

52:37

Cole represents the angry black women music I wasn't

52:39

listening to when I was single at that time. But I

52:41

dig that, I dig that, I dig that though I

52:43

dig it, though I got you is

52:45

a is an all star in my book for sure. All day

52:48

I ain't mad at it. I ain't mad at her. So

52:50

Dorian walk us a little

52:53

bit to the time before you got to

52:55

this place, um with this

52:57

trigger game, like what

52:59

were you doing and what was

53:02

that? Because I imagine with your

53:04

company, this isn't the first product or

53:06

apple game you've tried to come up with. But

53:08

what what drove you down that road

53:12

to this place to go in? This is the thing that I

53:14

know I'm good at, and this is the thing that I'm going to

53:16

invest my time and money into. So

53:19

there's there's a few things, right. The

53:21

first thing is I have a passion for business, and

53:24

I wanted to create a passive income.

53:26

I knew I wanted to make something that I

53:29

would have that I didn't have to be there for it

53:31

to work. I've been dressing up as a businessman

53:33

on Halloween since the third grade, right, so I've

53:36

always just had a passion for that. Secondly, I just

53:38

wanted to combine the things that I was passionate

53:40

about and and that came to

53:42

be the social engagement

53:44

aspect of it. I love interacting with people,

53:47

I love meeting new people. Um, It's

53:50

it's just a passion of mine. Music

53:52

in a pastime to share. Um, I think

53:54

at this time it was it was it was

53:57

more before it was at a time

53:59

where you know, I get with my buddies and I

54:01

turned something and I said, you don't know about that. You

54:04

don't know about this, you know what I mean? And

54:06

that's just kind of what it came to. And so,

54:09

um, this actually

54:11

came as a breakup letter, the

54:14

one that I just read you with the the

54:17

Confessions album, that that came up as

54:19

a breakup letter, right, So I know it was a unique

54:22

way to say it. But I'm wait a minute,

54:24

you broke up with a girl with a little my

54:29

bush. Really great things came living

54:33

Breeze to say you are from Detroit bred

54:35

Oh grace, I give a healthy earl. Good

54:41

god, abody good

54:43

night. Did she catch

54:46

immediately? Absolutely?

54:48

So The Confessions was like our album, Like

54:51

we had connections to every

54:53

one of those songs, you know what I

54:55

mean that that it told our story. Every one of those

54:57

songs told our store jacked

54:59

up anyway exactly?

55:03

Should we let it go? Exactly?

55:07

So a bad relationship led you to the

55:09

next day after you broke up, and you're like, ship, you know

55:11

what I need to do? The whole that could call and

55:14

just let people get something people

55:17

over and I read it and he was like, oh, and

55:20

then I started doing it for everybody nineties

55:23

two eighties, So

55:25

women, you started helping other brothers in Detroit

55:28

break up with short You're

55:31

amazing. If we didn't

55:34

have a CMO, Roy, damn it.

55:36

I named him CMO right now. If

55:38

we didn't have one already, I can't

55:40

think with Morris outside. For all the brothers

55:42

that you help home, you get love from me. Thank

55:44

you so much, all of the ways and to creative

55:47

pivot for yourself to start a business. This is by far

55:49

the most unique. And I will say on some limits

55:51

to Lemonade ship, I have to congratulate

55:54

you, coach, like that's that's

55:56

real ship, but also just a little cold, but like

55:58

just say you don't like the girl. Why are you sitting there? Listen

56:01

baby, although we've gone to

56:03

the end of the road, I can't

56:06

let go now

56:18

now. Will really be funny is

56:20

if is if fucking you read one

56:22

of them lyrics to a woman and then she countered with

56:24

her own lists. She put out that some

56:27

of that Jaguar right, I'll bust the windows.

56:33

I've come way too far Hello,

56:36

calm, read it off an index card too. What

56:40

are the what are the hurdles in your business story?

56:42

And we'll get you out of here on this, but you know, what are the things

56:45

that you've had to overcome and deal with? You

56:47

know, and just the research and the creative

56:49

of trying to work shot bad ideas

56:51

speak a little bit too. The emotional

56:53

divots that you've had to push

56:56

your way through and how you were able

56:58

to push your way through this is good.

57:00

I gotta say that first and foremost, Um, when

57:03

I was going through this process again, I

57:05

was just connected with with with

57:07

with God man. I was making a lot of sacrifices.

57:10

You know, a lot of this funding was coming out of my pocket.

57:12

So it was a moment in time where I was only eating maybe

57:15

a cheeseburger a day. I'm making mistakes

57:17

with my own money. That that that was the first deal,

57:20

right, is that you have to you have to make those

57:22

mistakes. Um. But really

57:26

getting getting work done,

57:28

getting people to do things that I couldn't do, has

57:31

probably been the most difficult for me, um

57:34

in terms of slowing

57:36

down the process. Knowing what I want, knowing

57:38

what I have, knowing what the deadline is, and

57:40

then hiring contracting someone and

57:43

then those people not completing the work. Uh,

57:46

that that there is

57:52

something to deal with show, you know, because

57:54

you've got to count on people to be able to act. I can't

57:57

do all the Colden, I can't do it all, you know what I

57:59

mean? Dorrian? How am I supposed

58:01

to know when I'm getting getting

58:03

hustled by graphic designers and

58:05

web designers and coders

58:08

and developers and all of that stuff.

58:10

Because that world is something we just

58:12

don't know anything about. So

58:14

it's hard. It's not like plumber where

58:16

I go, motherfucker, you ain't a good plumber. There's still water

58:19

on the floor. So how

58:21

do you give? Just give give

58:24

our listeners some tips on ways that

58:26

they can kind of gauge because at this point

58:28

you clearly have found people who do the

58:30

job. So what was the biggest difference between

58:33

the folks that were slacking and lazy and

58:35

the ones that actually, you know, get the work for

58:37

you? You know, the only thing you can do is

58:39

try to be um is

58:41

trying to try to try to network,

58:44

not always network up, but try to cross

58:46

network and find other people that are passionate

58:48

and growing in that area that are typically

58:51

business owners so that they're attached to

58:53

it. So is musicals

58:56

a category? And also how much is this game?

58:58

So musicals the self has not

59:01

become a category. But you may have just

59:03

brought my right. You may have

59:05

just started something that's that's new. Do

59:07

you want to build that's no man game?

59:12

Night Bundle Volume one Night and two thousand's

59:14

pop hip Hop and R and B pluss a wireless microphone.

59:18

That's what goddamn quick and the microphone

59:20

comes in four different colors. Triggered. Got fun

59:23

is the website. I'm glad that you were able to

59:25

take a breakup and flip that ship

59:27

into something that feeds the culture.

59:30

Fuck her, she probably at house right

59:32

now playing your game with

59:35

some other motherfucker who ain't asking

59:38

for a brother.

59:46

I'm glad that I met you. Next

59:49

time you see somebody follow

59:51

them in what

59:59

up? Dope? Hey, We thank you so much for

1:00:01

coming on the job and man, much respect to you.

1:00:03

Um, I think I got the holiday gift

1:00:06

that this would be in the gift basket for everybody

1:00:08

for the holidays. We're gonna work with this because it's

1:00:11

black owned during Thank you so so much

1:00:13

for coming on the show. Bro Thank you for having

1:00:15

me. Everybody, thank you so much. You

1:00:17

guys maybe feel welcome. Um you know,

1:00:19

took off, Um, you know all the pressure.

1:00:22

Just just get time. Thanks for having me, en get

1:00:24

time, really hanging out with you all. This

1:00:27

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