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asking Twitter users whether or

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Elon, You're not wanted here for you as

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regime and Twitter. Please

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as much weed a Snoop smoking, you probably

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get as much ship done as the line for last story.

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Though my

1:25

name is Roy, this

1:27

is my job. Then Heaven

1:30

Holidays? Is that? Do we still

1:32

say that? Are we saying kwanza? What

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are we? What are we saying? There? Jackal Merry

1:37

Christmas? Okay, you

1:39

have to get why Christians, why y'all always

1:41

hit that Mary so hard? Just

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what is it with you trying to put me in a box

1:48

every other day? You're trying to put me

1:50

in a box. If you just can't put me in a box,

1:52

ROYLEGI, apparently some other people want

1:54

to put me in a box too. We're gonna talk about that in a second.

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Um, we're gonna talk to a couple

1:59

of folks who Um, well, I considered

2:01

family. You know we're gonna do family

2:04

week this week. Oh, Uncle Derek gonna

2:06

come on and I guess uh

2:08

as he always does give us some straightening

2:12

trucking. We at the truck episode last week.

2:14

He was trying to get him on for but as I pad wasn't

2:16

charged. It is what it is when you're dealing. Would have made

2:18

over sixty. I'll

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tell you what happened when we did charge

2:25

it ain't charged, I

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ain't charged it up. In a couple of days we

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got a charge. Yes, it is confirmed

2:36

charge for today. He will be on the show. That

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that is clear that. I

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also want to get opinion on this t

2:45

J Homes stuff that we were talking about last

2:47

week. J G. You saw it. He was back out in public,

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right. I love it. I

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love it, and it accused my point

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that love is not difficult.

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You get everything out of the way and go and you both

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just get fired from your job and you can welcome if

3:03

you don't even want. They

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put it official.

3:08

ABC statement is that we

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are still evaluating everything, and for

3:12

now they are. They're indefinitely

3:15

on a They're on an indefinite hiatus

3:17

from g M A three and definitely

3:20

e I mean fired fired.

3:23

I've been fired up. I've been on an individis suspension

3:26

before. Fired. You don't go back. You

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don't never go back from an indefinite suspension. You

3:31

get fired. That's what happened. They got

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fired from up. Yeah.

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Yeah, they can be broken together. I mean it's awesome,

3:41

y'all. Both go from having six

3:43

figure salaries and drivers and kitchen

3:45

aids and all this stuff to making rama noodles

3:47

together. They both about to get

3:49

divorce and they're gonna lose half of that, so I have to pay alimony

3:51

on top of that. Man, But they love each

3:53

other. Go forward. It's gonna

3:56

be hosting one or six and Paul, that's

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me, keep right.

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I'm just saying that in

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the middle of New York winter, love the hell out of

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each other, love, hug, tight, damnage. Yeah,

4:17

but family with that's what we're doing today. And we're

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also gonna shortly here for

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us. And first we're gonna talk with

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a man that Ralph considers his brother kept

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Ralph when he was down and out and

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fired him a week later? How

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do you get fired by your brother?

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And under six days we

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will talk to brother Melvin, who's one of the

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many flourishing black McDonald's

4:45

owners and operators in this country.

4:48

Second generation at that let's

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go, I think it goes McDonald's

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then waffle house for most black managers

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within their corporate structure. You

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know somewhere there's something like if not a thing that can

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ne um.

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But first j G. Before we get into the CMO

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UM, I understand there's more people talking

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ship in the job for inbox

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to me. And you know I always love a good little bit of ship

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talking. Always it love an opportunity

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for UM for

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a little straightening. Oh sidebar,

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congratulations third on a wonderful

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world cup. I'm sure you're very happy.

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No, I'm not that it was an exciting

5:26

I'm not happy. You don't don't bring it ship,

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don't bring it up. I'm not happy and I'm happy

5:31

at all. Everybody keeps runing to be

5:33

like messy, messy, messy and I'm like in Pompey

5:35

food, I wanted the French to win. I ain't gonna

5:37

even lie, but but it was the best game

5:39

I've seen soccer match I've seen

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in a good twenty summer years. It was

5:44

an amazing game. I'll say that much. But

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I want all black people to win. So yo, I'm

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happy for Messy, but I wanted to

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win. Jacqueline, Yes,

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Jacqueline, do you watch soccer?

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Do you like the sport?

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Excuse me football? Please enlighten

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us, jacque lie your deep insightsive and

6:05

and for the record, Roy, if I may, I I

6:07

apologize, but

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I have never ever asked Jacqueline her opinion

6:12

on soccer. Everyone, So I'm sorry, j

6:14

G. What did they say? And was

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it was this on social or email

6:19

where they called me out about kind of man's

6:22

point. It was that man's pointing to you, or did I just

6:24

disregard your opinion about something to move on

6:26

with the conversation. You didn't ask

6:28

me at all, that was the point. It

6:30

was just a question of well, okay,

6:33

it's just a question. And it was on social media,

6:36

whether or not direct message, whether or not

6:39

your sexist. And I'm like, no, Roy's not

6:41

sexist, and the point was because

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you never asked me about

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the World Cup and Jim Mappel

6:47

Jacqueline A boo. I love the

6:49

French so lately Blue.

6:53

What I do appreciate though, because

6:55

I do make mistakes in conversation

6:58

here on the show often, but I do it shape

7:00

that it took this person nine three episodes

7:03

before they were like all right, that's that.

7:05

That's where I draw the line. Is the broke

7:08

like I have gone no, but I'm

7:10

serious, Like I've gone back and listen to episodes,

7:12

and I sometimes, instead of just explaining

7:14

something for the sake of the listeners, I will make the mistake

7:16

of going, Jacqueline, did you know?

7:21

And that can come from a fucking ignorant

7:23

place, and to that listener, I apologize. Now, Jacqueline,

7:26

what is your favorite soccer formation and

7:28

what is your favorite um you know

7:30

position in the game of soccer? Do you

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prefer that the team run a two four two one

7:35

or three for three two? What is your preferred

7:38

I'm just making it. I

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want us to stay within the warm up and

7:44

at the end whatever between wins,

7:47

when we take out the shirts, let's stay

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there. We

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welcome fair critiques on the show. That is one

7:54

and to that person in Jacqueline's d M, thank

7:56

you for at least not being a person showing

7:58

you meet true as

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what many other people sometimes do.

8:04

To Jacqueline, there was another one. There

8:07

was another one, she said,

8:09

and her name is Jess. She says,

8:12

as a white woman, I have learned

8:14

so much about a culture that

8:17

simultaneously exists next

8:19

too, but separate from mine.

8:22

I've had questions answered that I

8:24

never even knew I needed to ask,

8:26

and her perspective keep

8:30

going that I

8:32

would have taken and I will take

8:35

with me for a lifetime. They

8:37

would have taken a lifetime for me to

8:39

hear these on my own, in my

8:41

own world, just talking to other

8:44

people. Royce Comedy is

8:46

how I ended up finding this podcast

8:49

via the episode of w

8:51

t F with Mark.

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I looked.

9:00

I looked up after I found out he

9:03

was on it. Even if y'all

9:05

didn't end up using me for a

9:07

segment, I wanted to at least put

9:09

it out there that you're reaching people

9:11

and you're making a difference. PS.

9:15

Thank you for introducing me to two Live

9:17

crew. Everyone should know that

9:19

they've done Everyone

9:22

should know what they've done for the music industry

9:25

and take a trip to the quote

9:27

buck shop end quote Sincerely,

9:29

Jess Luther Campbell took on the

9:31

Supreme Court and indecency laws, and it's

9:33

the reason that music with explicit lyrics

9:36

can be sold in record shops. To this day,

9:39

most important rapper, he's the best rapper, he's most

9:41

important. Agree with that? Did she say

9:43

welcome Jacqueline? That last line

9:45

was welcome to the what for more time? Quote

9:48

buck shop end, quote

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Sincerely Jess, without time to explain

9:53

that that is. That's a

9:55

deep cup because because at first it sounded like

9:57

the whitest thing somebody could ever say. Thank you

9:59

for introducing me to T Live Crew, but then

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she hits you at the Easter egg at the end home high

10:04

five of you on that man, you changed just life. I

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just just thank you for

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that polite email, and thank you for not calling

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me sexist. See see how these white women she

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didn't call me sexist. I'm racist.

10:16

I'm digging the ditch email

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shops. So clearly she didn't think you were sexist

10:24

or racist. Thank you for

10:27

that pleasant crasing

10:29

me email. Alright, real

10:31

quick, it's time not for Cody's most outstanding

10:34

employee of the Week now the

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flashy Brooklyn pastor

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let More Whitehead. J G. Third, do

10:42

you all remember the story from earlier this

10:44

year. I feel like Rod mentioned

10:46

it on the show. But there was a

10:48

pastor who was robbed on a live stream.

10:52

He was live streaming his sermon and

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got robbed of millions of dollars in Julian.

10:56

When you look at the video feed, you're like, there's

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no way you have legal a million dollars

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and fucking jewelry. There's

11:03

some bullshit going on. Well, it's

11:06

one way to get the attention of the FBI is to

11:08

get on the end ofnet and say you lost a million dollars

11:10

in jewelry. The

11:12

bling Bishop Lamore Whitehead was supposed

11:14

to by the FITS this week after

11:17

on the allegations that he swindled a retired

11:19

parishioner out of tens of thousands of

11:21

dollars, extorted a businessman, and

11:24

deceived investigators.

11:26

He faces up to twenty years

11:28

in a federal penitentory.

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Took ninety thousand dollars from a woman in his

11:34

church and said give it to me. I'm mapp you get a house

11:36

and I'm gonna take a little bit of rest of that money. I'm gonna flip

11:38

that into some ships. Like motherfuck, I'm

11:40

buy me some nice as wardrobe.

11:45

He also extorted a businessman out

11:47

of five thousand dollars. Now keep in

11:49

mind this is the same bishop

11:53

who was charged previously with

11:56

fistfighting a female member

11:58

of his congregation. He was not charged,

12:00

No, she was, so

12:03

that must mean he won. He

12:05

was a little bit quicker with her hand. They slept together.

12:07

They slept together. She tats on

12:10

him, they slept together. That's

12:12

a new winkle. I'm with it. Either that or it's

12:14

my money. I'm with j No,

12:17

she could get over the money. But when he made

12:19

a side eye as sister such and such

12:21

on the other side, or it was on, oh

12:23

new, you ain't gonna be sucking

12:25

everybody in this church. I'm supposed to be. That's

12:29

what she's saying. Isn't his sister famous

12:32

or something?

12:34

Past is what

12:36

a player was? Then? Oh

12:39

look who just walked in Early Roger just in

12:41

time for Cody's Most Outstanding

12:44

Employee of the Week. Old That pastor

12:46

that got robbed rob Boxy

12:49

Brown's brother. I

12:57

just couldn't remember. But

13:01

you know what, man, sometimes you

13:04

gotta blame the scam, me, not the scam.

13:08

Jacqueline. You give any

13:10

pastor nine dollars, any

13:12

pastor, Yeah, what's coming to

13:14

you? Goddamnit? This shop.

13:17

I hope you keep cleaning up

13:19

out there in Brooklyn, nothing but back

13:22

to you. And when you get home in twenty

13:24

years, I hope you opened a new check and

13:28

keep hitting him over the head. You

13:31

cannot keep falling for these pastors

13:33

asking you for money. Good never

13:35

came from it. He has Gucci

13:38

suits, he has a rolls,

13:40

he wears bling. He calls himself

13:42

to blame Bishop. He

13:45

do be in that looking like Bishop magic

13:47

one right. He

13:50

is a fedora away from asking

13:52

Mitch where my money stop? He's

13:59

gone? And that to you

14:01

still give your money to look man

14:04

now of someone who doesn't have

14:06

the capacity to say no.

14:09

There are weak people in this world,

14:12

royal jor dumb people.

14:14

They're weak mentally

14:16

weak because they stupid. I'm

14:20

a different from all of y'all, because I ain't gonna tell that old

14:22

black women in the church we're giving all that money to pass

14:25

that she ain't smart. She'll cut you out six

14:27

ways of Sundays stuff. Let you know, I do what I

14:29

want with my money. She's still done exactly.

14:32

She calls me all she won't do

14:38

never. I think it's sad. I

14:41

would never root for anyone to

14:43

lose ninety dollars of their life

14:45

savings, which is what it was at

14:48

this point in society in the year two.

14:52

If you're in your seventies and you're getting

14:54

swindled, that means you weren't paying attention thirty

14:56

years ago in your forties when they was running

14:58

these same scams. And the hustle hasn't

15:01

changed in the church, like if this was some email

15:03

fishing or click this link and all

15:06

I got you with a fake credit card

15:08

page or some ship technology, you

15:10

can trick motherfucker's who don't keep up

15:12

with tech. It don't matter what. I don't have

15:14

many degrees you got, you could be a dumb mass. His

15:18

mistake was getting greedy, because if you play

15:21

the long con as a pastor, everybody

15:23

would give you their money willingly. His issue

15:25

that person was a business person themselves.

15:28

That's what was in the story he started. He played.

15:30

He tried to play hardball with somebody who does

15:32

therefore a living, and that's why he had trove. There

15:36

was a pastor I didn't like. When I was

15:38

very much younger and we were one

15:40

Saturday or whatever, I

15:48

was thinking, Roy would talking about do to long play. I

15:50

was like, oh, so do it like TD Jakes does. Okay,

15:52

I got you. According to the lawsuit

15:55

file, last year, bish Whitehair

15:57

was accused of stealing most of a parishion

15:59

or total life savings and nine dollars.

16:03

The bishop convinced the woman to

16:05

invest the money in one of his firms, promising

16:08

that he would use the

16:10

earnings to help her buy a home. In

16:13

return of handing over her entire

16:15

life savings, the bishop

16:17

said he would pay her one

16:20

hundred dollars a month to cover

16:22

her living costs. You

16:24

gave him more money than you could even

16:26

keep paying your fucking bills when

16:29

they He said, he'll give you a hundred a month of

16:31

your fucking money back to you so

16:34

you could have heat and electricity.

16:36

What was she gonna do with a hundred dollars in

16:39

New York in New York City

16:42

a hundred a month if it's herd, If it's a herd

16:44

situation, a hundred might she

16:48

can definitely live in New York City.

16:50

If it's in New York City, I can't live

16:52

off a hundred dollars a week in my mama house. Ain't no way

16:55

in the world howles of people can't live off a hundred

16:57

all the week by

17:02

months passed without the bishop

17:05

giving her the hundred dollars of months.

17:08

Mom. That's even worse. Damn,

17:11

that's without payments, after which the bishop

17:14

told the woman he viewed

17:16

her investment as a donation. Oh

17:19

nah, better

17:22

having grandma ain't hitting with the Shane was invested

17:24

this, No, baby, that's it's going on. You

17:27

get that. The guards

17:30

your mortal. So he

17:35

is a swindler, Jacquelin and

17:38

guilty of these crimes. Terrible. You're

17:40

gonna finish your don't worry about TV Jake's

17:45

he used that the Lands of the Hot Songs didn't He's

17:47

like, funk that, thank

17:52

you, Rode. But no, it was

17:54

just this pastor guy. And I just

17:57

knew he was just awful. I just

17:59

knew it. I could be any more than

18:01

twelve or thirteen, and I just knew

18:03

that he was just trash. So he

18:05

had the audacity to tell me, not

18:07

ask me, but to tell me to fix

18:09

him some coffee. And I told him, oh, well, I

18:11

don't fix coffee. Now twelve thirteen,

18:14

I still got this mouth. It was worse,

18:16

and so I said, I don't fix

18:18

coffee. And my mother was like, well, just go ahead

18:21

and fix him some coffee. I said I will, Mama, I will,

18:23

because you asked me to. I said, now, Pastor,

18:25

however this coffee taste, you're gonna drink

18:28

it? And he said, absolutely, I will, young

18:30

lady. I poured like this much,

18:32

sony, so half the coffee

18:34

mother was salt. This is how I can tell you. He was straight

18:37

up and down the devil. I brought him that coffee

18:39

back. He drank every less

18:42

I'm talking about in a one bit without flamention.

18:45

How do you know? How

18:47

do you know I

18:50

despised that man? Well, look

18:52

trash, it's just one thing you'll know about

18:54

me. You'll know I love a good scam and

18:56

this one was straight up. It wasn't

18:59

shady. It to their face. And

19:01

if you fall for it at this point,

19:03

if you're being scammed by Pastor, it's

19:06

on you. It's and

19:08

I know it's hope. I know itself.

19:11

But there've been enough stories for

19:13

you to know better, right, absolutely,

19:18

let me think so. But I ain't enough stories you can

19:20

tell Danny I hate to

19:22

do it. J G. I do not hate

19:24

to do it. You don't hate

19:26

to do it. I hate to do it. You don't let me

19:28

do it when you get this little curb up

19:30

on the right side of your mouth, you

19:32

don't do it anyway back

19:35

to you, because I want to be accused of being sexist again.

19:37

But that

19:42

pastor Lamore white Head most

19:46

outstanding employee of the work. Let's raise the

19:49

offering even

19:52

man right now

19:58

the neymar Oh

20:02

where it's the first time. Alright,

20:04

So it's family week. That's what we're

20:06

doing the holidays. We invite you know, relatives

20:10

one and I'll

20:12

be honest j G and Ralph rod

20:15

When I when I thought this would

20:17

be a cool tradition to do every year on the job,

20:19

fair didn't dawn on me. How many of us have relatives

20:22

that don't feel like talking to us? Don't goddamn this

20:28

is fair. Um, I got one more

20:30

blood relative this year and after that, I'm

20:32

done. Yeah.

20:35

I exhausted. I exhausted blood relatives

20:37

last year. For real. I was good. Talking

20:40

to Dad was enough. I was like, I can't take j

20:45

G's family, you know they live alo.

20:47

So I got I got somebody that's gonna come on later

20:49

who I who? I would

20:51

still take a bullet for. I don't know if I would die

20:54

for, but I would take a bullet like in the ass,

20:56

like somewhere like wouldn't be completely

21:00

participated, like straight up. It's got to be attempted

21:02

murder like like

21:06

a shoulder like through and through womb,

21:08

like if he was somebody's about shoot them, right, but like wait

21:10

and then I just just put my shoulder in front of

21:12

him to protect

21:13

one. That's

21:19

that's who I'm working with. That's why I'm

21:21

family week. But we had a brother. We

21:24

had a brother, and um, you know what third

21:26

does your people some gonna let you introduce him j

21:28

G. I know we normally let you wreck up the introduction,

21:31

but this is third people, So I like we

21:33

got on the line. Um,

21:35

we have on the line one Mr Melvin

21:37

Picard. He is a owner

21:39

operator of a number of franchise

21:42

McDonald's out in Ohio. UM.

21:45

He also is a graduate

21:47

of Morrow's College. He's

21:49

got a at least three brothers I

21:51

don't know of, and a number of kids. He's happily married.

21:54

And the reason that he is on is

21:57

because this is easily. My brother

22:00

from another mother. He's known

22:02

me a very very long time and see me through

22:04

a lot of thick and thin stuff. And when

22:06

we decided that we were gonna have family on the

22:08

show, he was straight up my first call

22:11

and he knows that. So get

22:14

this, dude, I take a bullet. I ain't gonn front appreciate

22:16

you. Brother Melville. Would

22:19

you take a bullet in the ass for rap? Let's

22:21

start there caliber a smaller,

22:23

Yeah,

22:28

small small?

22:32

I love

22:34

him. Man, the

22:37

situation I might have to catch one, I'm not gonna be there

22:39

right, you

22:44

know. You know it's wild about friendship

22:46

like that, though? Is that? And

22:49

I don't know if other races have this

22:51

responsibility. I don't feel like they do,

22:53

but I feel like black men

22:56

specifically, and j G. You can correct me. If it's

22:58

like this with black women, I've just never seen it, so I

23:00

can't speak to it. But as a black

23:03

man, part of the contract

23:05

of friendship with another black man

23:08

is y'all gotta fight together. Yes,

23:19

if it's somebody that you are really that

23:22

you really rock with. If

23:24

somebody fight, I gotta fight with you

23:26

and then we'll sort out right and wrong

23:29

later. But on the spot. You

23:31

have to fight for that person. So if it's somebody you fight

23:33

for it, to me, that person is family, Melviny.

23:36

I don't know what other curiosity is the rest of the team

23:38

has, but I want to zero in

23:40

on your relationship with the McDonald's

23:43

corporation now before we talk about the

23:45

fact that McDonald's. Correct me if I'm wrong,

23:47

if if you're not ahead of wilf of House neconnect

23:50

with the most black managers per franchise

23:53

nationally, like they employed

23:56

more black managers than any other wreck.

24:01

Okay, so walk

24:04

me through the matriculation

24:06

through that world, because

24:08

you know, fast food is rarely seen

24:11

as I'm sorry I didn't rupt

24:13

you man in Melvin, I'm gonna adda.

24:16

I'm adding on to where Roy said. But there's an

24:18

easier way to do this, Roy. So

24:22

let me tell you something about this dude, real quick, man,

24:25

and uh, they'll take care of it and real fast.

24:27

Basically, Uh, when you

24:29

talk about McDonald's as a as a as a job

24:31

and employing black managers, you need to know

24:33

that Melvin and his father at one point in my

24:36

life extended that branch

24:38

to me. You know, because I wasn't working. I just

24:40

had my son and they

24:42

were like, yo, man, you know what, you've always

24:45

been a sharp dude. We you know, we're really

24:47

good with each other. Why don't you coming up here to Ohio

24:50

and we'll get you started enrolled

24:52

at McDonald's University. Side note, in

24:55

order for you to get enrolled at McDonald's University,

24:58

you have to work in mcdonald' for a full

25:00

year before you can be an owner, operator, a manager.

25:03

So you gotta be in the ship. You gotta know what it is you're

25:06

trying to build. That's fair. And

25:08

I know that you and j G and Ride even

25:10

all work food services before, but you all were

25:12

smart enough to do that when you were in your

25:14

teens and twenties. I was what Melvin

25:17

thirty five? You

25:19

know? Um and uh yeah,

25:21

Melbourne, you could take it from there if you want. Well.

25:24

Being that you no longer work at the McDonald's

25:26

in Ohio, I'm assuming that this is gonna

25:28

be an interesting worse than first for

25:31

Ralph

25:32

L. Why did you fire

25:34

this negro? Tell

25:36

us what he did? That was so awful? To try

25:39

to be like, listen, man, you like family, but you gotta

25:41

go, you gotta go. Hey, look,

25:44

it was so bad we couldn't even hire him. He

25:48

came out, I love Ralph. Man, he came

25:50

out, did a did an O J with us,

25:52

right, So we said, hey, man, come on behind the counter. Let's

25:54

come behind the iron curtain, if you will. Let's see what the

25:56

business really about. Let's let's get you involved

25:59

and see if it's something you'd be interested in. Because I knew

26:01

he was looking to change careers. Man. So um,

26:04

so you know, Ralph, me and him go way back. I love

26:06

Ralph. So we're in the restaurants. As far as my

26:09

employees are concerned, I'm Mr Melbourne. They

26:11

don't know anything about my past when I did

26:13

in college, none of that. So me and Ralph from the restaurants,

26:16

you know, doing our thing, making burgers, frides, help

26:18

the customers. You know, they're like, oh, Mr

26:20

Melvin, what's your rank? What's your rank?

26:22

Your manager? You're super shift ly to. So

26:25

currently I'm a second Gim McDonald

26:27

at that time, at that time,

26:30

yeah, yeah, I was a second gym O preayer at this time.

26:32

We're walking in. They know me at the boss. You know, I

26:34

own restaurants and my father running the business.

26:36

And so we're behind the counter,

26:38

we're serving customers and they're like, Mr Melbourne,

26:40

he doesn't know anything about anything. He's not hitting at

26:42

all. He hadn't smoke, he doesn't drink. He's like,

26:45

oh who this cat mel? Oh to my

26:47

Melhall. Now come on, let me tell you about Melvioln had the car

26:50

around off there. Let me talk to you behind the count Let come come find

26:52

said Ralph was drinking

26:55

stories about school

27:00

that Hey Ralph, we came. Hey that stuff.

27:02

We gotta keep that between now. He can't come about what

27:04

I was smoking when I was

27:08

none of that. He said, oh this cap you know about

27:11

it? Oh, I said, he

27:15

doing things?

27:17

Look none, no, no, no no, no, no, none

27:19

of that. They don't know that side of it. And

27:21

so so yeah, so but you know,

27:23

he had a great time. But I mean at that point I

27:25

was like, you know, Ralph, and then the second thing that killed

27:27

me. If he cracked on these kids like

27:29

he was doing a stand up show, you know, and what's

27:31

wrong with your shoes? I'm like, hey, Rob, what's

27:34

wrong with you? Are you talking fun him? And it was just

27:36

like so he would just be around the

27:38

middle of the shift. He should attacking.

27:41

Look, he's in front of the hot landing zone,

27:43

we put the food and put in the bag, and he is basically

27:45

putting on a stand up comedy show, cracking on

27:47

any and everybody that came into his fears,

27:50

like he was the own operator of French

27:55

Well, let me defend rail for us. Tell

27:58

me if this was what he was empting to do, you

28:00

ever go into light. I see it more in Popeyes.

28:03

I don't know why it's Popeyes, but in

28:05

popeye'es there's always one employee that's

28:07

a little louder, a little more projecting,

28:11

and it's almost a little bit of a show

28:13

and it feels familiar. But they do it to the customers

28:16

and how are you doing baby, Well, you better be doing

28:18

good when I give you this food. Uh, look

28:20

at him, come on, let's go. People. Weren't fat? Was

28:23

it like that? Or

28:25

was he just sucking attacking motherfucker's

28:28

essentially? Yes, he like

28:31

how he was dressed, how you was talking to you, Bama.

28:34

He understrong with no,

28:37

no, no, no. So it was I think

28:40

maybe it was an attempt to connect in a way, but

28:42

I was like, that's not that's not what we're

28:44

gonna be able to do it in here, especially

28:47

cause they know, you know, me and I'm bringing you in at the operator.

28:49

You know, there's a certain way, but I need you to conduct

28:52

yourself and where in the environment, despite

28:54

whatever we might do when we leave the restaurant, but we're

28:56

here. How how tough

28:58

was that? And I'm being serious now, how

29:00

tough was that to sit down a friend

29:03

when we talk about from

29:05

time to time we talk about fire and to do the lab

29:07

my last day episode or whatever. When

29:10

you have to fire a friend,

29:13

someone who, by your own admission,

29:15

has done you innumerable solid You

29:18

probably indebted to this brother at some

29:20

point you did this to them

29:22

as it get to try and pay back some of that.

29:24

You know, hey, let me help you. You've always helped me.

29:26

And then you have to turn around and fire this person

29:29

from something that you you have to take a

29:31

lifeline away from a friend. How

29:33

difficult was that? Or was it just like not

29:36

fucking he got to go, he's sucking up my bread about

29:39

the church's money. It was not that difficult.

29:41

It was a relief. It was a relief.

29:45

It's something that I knew was It was difficult,

29:47

and I didn't enjoy doing it, but I knew it was

29:49

something that was necessary for

29:52

for his if he was gonna work with me for

29:54

his success and ultimately from my long term

29:56

and short term success. And so it

29:58

was very difficult, but it was necessary because

30:00

I love this man. And if I can help any

30:02

brother get a step up or build

30:05

something or become part of our organization to help

30:07

us grow, I'm gonna do that. But at the same

30:09

time, if you just have to understand there's just certain boundaries

30:12

that maybe you know who people are a great friends,

30:14

the same no lemonade stand motherfucker,

30:19

certain arenas that maybe we're not gonna be able

30:21

to um coexisting

30:24

from a business standpoint. The patience that

30:26

him and his father showed me, I'm forever thankful

30:28

for it. But like I can promise you right

30:30

now, whether Melvin and his father

30:32

would have made a decision or not, Brod, I wasn't gonna

30:34

make it like I can my

30:36

my my point of when it was

30:39

time to go and Melvin, you remember this, I

30:41

was they had just cleaned they Melvin

30:43

told me to go up front and work to register and

30:47

and I did not have the right

30:49

safety shoes. Yeah

30:52

I should have none slips, but I did not have.

30:55

I none slips are ten fucking dollars

30:58

at Walmart. I ran through them digest golden

31:00

cores a week. I didn't know. So

31:02

basically, Melvin

31:05

tells me to go an. I did not know that

31:07

they had just mopped the floor. And when I tell

31:09

you, I slipped and went horizontal in

31:12

the air like everyone saw. I was horizontal

31:15

in the air on the level of six.

31:20

Was built like a d lineman. Just it was

31:22

time to go. I couldn't do it anymore. I

31:25

took that head and I was like, I'm good. There was like the

31:27

white boy hit me in high school all over again. And

31:29

they talked about this cat. They

31:32

talked about that Ford found three

31:34

weeks after that maybe a boy wrong

31:36

when he came in here talking crazy, almost

31:38

broke the floor time when he fell.

31:42

That was rich. Yeah, man, that was that

31:44

was an experience, so that it was tough.

31:46

That was a tough thing though, having to stuff right

31:49

like that. Mel Then what's the set show

31:51

your ice cream machine? Right

31:53

now? At this moment, My

32:00

gosh, why are you going at this man?

32:02

This big came on this show to fucking tell

32:04

us a story. This is the greatest

32:07

question that could be as to this

32:09

man right now. Yes, we got an

32:11

owner on the show. Appreciate

32:14

you craft of that, Jacqueline. Thank you for the question,

32:17

Thank you for the question. All my sake machines,

32:19

I'm have to report in all six restaurants are

32:21

up and working moment when

32:24

we get off the call, I can't say thirty minutes from

32:26

now, they're still gonna be use Okay,

32:31

what is it about the shape machine that has always

32:33

got a bad transmission? Why? What

32:36

what happens when the shake machine breaks?

32:39

Walk us through what is the mechanical thing

32:41

that keeps happening to keep

32:43

it down? These shape

32:45

machines? I kid you not have I

32:47

mean eight times out of ten the reason

32:50

the problem with the shape machine, it's been clean

32:52

and improperly either improperly maintained,

32:54

improperly put back together. And we have maintenance

32:56

men that are turned over maybe once

32:58

a month, every three week, every every every

33:01

other month. And you got to teach somebody how to

33:03

basically put together when I considered to be a rocketship

33:05

inside the store because I can't do it um

33:07

and so it's always done incorrectly. So

33:10

it's it's going to be that issue, or it's gonna be they

33:12

didn't put the shape mix in it and the dang thing

33:14

goes to the heat treat you can't use it, and

33:16

it's and it's it's not excusable, but

33:18

it is. It happens to the point that

33:20

we're here in Ohio. We have a site called mcbroth and

33:22

it's fact, what shaping machines in your social

33:25

area are broken? Who's in charge

33:27

of these maintenance man and why can't they

33:29

hire people that are gonna do this correctly?

33:31

Like why do the owners,

33:34

managers and customers all

33:36

equal? They have to keep putting up with this

33:38

bullshift? Look myself

33:42

as a second gin operator and the operators locally.

33:44

That's one of the main things that we complain

33:46

about the corporation is why

33:48

our shape machines so difficult? But you

33:51

know what it is. I love McDonald won't get me wrong. Provided

33:53

for me and my family very well. That's

33:57

right. The company that's

34:00

machine and so guess what

34:02

they're getting the kickback? Do you buy your machines from this

34:04

company? No one else? And guess

34:06

what We're gonna make him as difficult so we can do what have service

34:09

calls, all these different type of things to keep

34:11

these things up and going. And it is so

34:13

it's the number one thing that we find a dairy queen

34:15

going there words, fairy

34:20

queen, stay working. I never not

34:22

gotta win these frost always

34:25

get a frosty. That's right here we go.

34:28

Roy. The problem with having a friend that works

34:30

at that owns the McDonald's is

34:32

you can never ever be on the phone with him in a

34:34

burger king or any other place because it's

34:36

instant disrespect for real. Bro.

34:39

You know, I'm on the phone right you ordering a whopper.

34:41

You better not be ordering a whopper. I will hang

34:43

up with you. Yeah,

34:46

I just had one last question.

34:48

It's a total curiosity.

34:52

Is the McRib a penguin school?

34:57

Is the penguin No,

35:01

that's just that's what you should what

35:07

it is. It's an amazing the

35:11

penguin's foot Lord.

35:14

I don't know where you got that from, because

35:17

because of how hard it is for them to make

35:19

the sandwich, Like if it was a regular piece

35:21

of meat, they have it all year long. But Emperor

35:23

Penguin, it's hard to get them feats from because

35:26

the migration patterns of the animals.

35:28

It relates. Told me, Malvin,

35:32

look, they will cost a lot more

35:34

if they were I guarantee that, brother

35:41

Melvin we thank you for coming on the show,

35:44

and we we we got to get you back

35:46

on another time to really get into the

35:49

managerial opportunities that McDonald's

35:51

has provided for the black community, all of the scholarships

35:54

that they give out to the black community and all

35:56

of that dope stuff. But for now, we

35:58

say thank you, We say a happy holiday,

36:01

And if ever you

36:04

need me to come to that, let me know which one of

36:06

them Ohio stories. I'll come through there and work that

36:08

front counter ship. I can count

36:11

you. Let me know when you touch down. I'll have a place for

36:13

you. I just gotta get some anti

36:15

slip shoes quick, got

36:17

no anti slips.

36:20

Hey, thank you for having me on. I appreciate it, appreciate

36:23

it. Thank you, Brother

36:25

Melvin. After the break, uh

36:28

Homi Narado is gonna check in for

36:30

the last time before the holiday and hopefully

36:33

get straight. If you stuck working on holiday,

36:35

it's the job fair. We'll be right back, job

36:44

fair family. Wait, yeah,

36:47

uncle Derek standing back. We'll get to him

36:49

in a little bit. Big shot out, brother

36:52

Melvin there for not

36:55

firing Old Ralph after

36:58

a week. Did you really slip like

37:01

that? It's

37:03

bad enough to the point that when My wife

37:05

heard me editing his segment and

37:07

she heard him say the part about me slipping.

37:10

She fell out laughing upstairs, like, oh

37:13

god, you went horizontal. Oh god,

37:15

you were the horizon. That's all she kept saying. So it was bad.

37:18

It was pretty bad. You got twenty more minutes before

37:20

that ice cream machine goes down, so you might have

37:22

want to get over that, right.

37:26

I promise you about have stayed working. Every ice cream

37:29

machine in the state of Ohio would never worked

37:31

again. Like there's no way, no

37:33

way, hardest job ever. It's

37:36

time for my favorite part of program. As we

37:38

slow it down and called

37:41

the segment breaking the ice This is an opportunity

37:43

for you to jop that listening,

37:47

get a topic two that you can bring

37:49

up with a co worker you can't stand. You're tired

37:52

of You wanted to get the funk up off yet

37:54

and get about your face

37:56

to help us do that as our resident white people black

37:59

people ologists years the former Maryland

38:01

in turn a former veterinarian system. It's

38:03

been known about around bare Foot. He is

38:05

the only person to

38:08

successfully bring two white women to a

38:10

Quansa celebration. What I

38:15

have been told I can't confirm

38:18

it's a former employee the Dog Track and he hates

38:21

simping with a passion. His mama named

38:23

Murado. We call him Rode for short.

38:26

Alright, right, what you got for us this week?

38:28

Brother? First off, in

38:31

the world of football, people keep

38:34

picking fights with the former NFL

38:37

superstars and it is

38:39

going very badly. Oh

38:44

you know who's next. William mcguinnis

38:48

former standout New England Patriot

38:51

super Bowl win a linebacker who

38:53

goes six five to seventy

38:56

was recently in a fight in

38:59

a West Hollywood nightclub. That William

39:01

agin it still has those measurements. And

39:04

this man is like fifty two years

39:06

old, he still has like four

39:08

percent body fan. You don't

39:11

mess with that. But

39:13

he got into a fight and he's in some big trouble.

39:16

Just got arrested with felling assault.

39:18

Him and two of his friends beat the ship out of

39:20

nigger. Looked like Ezekiel Elliott.

39:23

William Gettis was throwing hands and

39:25

throwing bottles. It was crazy.

39:31

Should you be fifty two years old and still

39:33

in the club fighting? No, you should. You

39:35

should not be. I'm not trying to blame oh

39:38

Willie, you shouldn't be twitted two If I

39:40

did the club Honestly,

39:43

fifty two is outrageous.

39:46

I thought you said it was just a bar. He wasn't

39:48

just out having a drink. Now he was in a nightclub.

39:53

Fifty two. You can't go out. I'm just asking

39:55

questions. I'm curious. No, we're saying

39:58

you can't go out and fight. Okay,

40:04

I got a question, right Like? Was was

40:06

was he was? Was the Ezekiel Elliott

40:08

looking ish character? Was he was?

40:10

He popping off at the mouth of six right

40:13

now, There's no evidence as to what

40:15

he did. In the surveillance tapes.

40:18

The dude is sitting like in a section

40:21

solo and he's looking down at

40:23

his phone, and then Willie McGinnis

40:25

walks up, gets in his face, and

40:28

then him and his boy just beating the ship out the

40:30

dude. So I don't know, I don't know what he

40:32

did, but he

40:34

was he was. I'm like Jacqueline

40:37

out he was sucking somebody really know

40:40

that's sex. But William again, this was

40:43

definitely the aggressor in the video.

40:47

This this comes on the heels of TiO

40:51

knocking a man out outside Los

40:53

Angeles CVS. Yeah,

40:57

TiO is forty years old.

40:59

EGO six three two twenty

41:02

four has a body fat

41:04

percentage of the

41:08

months of me. And

41:11

this dude decided to bother him and CBS

41:13

for no reason and he swung on

41:15

TiO and TiO later down. But

41:18

the TEO thing, though, I understand because that guy

41:20

was working with him. But even if Willie McGinnis thing,

41:22

here's the thing with professional athletes who

41:26

who don't have a track record of that type

41:28

of behavior during their playing days. Right,

41:31

anything mad you can say about TiO

41:33

happened on the field of play, like

41:36

in uniform. Off the field,

41:38

that dude was a model citizen as far as I

41:40

can recall. So Willie

41:43

McGinnis, same ship. I ain't never heard nothing

41:45

about Willie McGinnis wilin out like. He

41:47

wasn't like Marshawn Lynch like even so

41:50

imagine they had a girl

41:54

with the whole bottle. That

41:58

dude was cool. Vere

42:02

ain't nobody talking, not even activated

42:04

Curla that you

42:08

go to the beautician, you know I want

42:11

curl

42:16

Yes, sir, yes,

42:18

sir, No problem. These

42:21

athletes for

42:23

let's just say two decades, we go to

42:26

say years if okay,

42:29

let's just say you've played a sport for

42:31

two decades, and every

42:34

fucking day someone

42:36

is yelling some goofy ship at you. You're

42:38

getting heckoed at the game, fans

42:41

throwing ship at you when you've seen the videos this

42:43

year, my going through the tunnel, fans

42:45

throwing soda on you and chili dogs

42:47

and all this ship, and you can't attack

42:50

back because you have to

42:52

be professional, and the league will

42:54

suspend you on what about your And this is a contract

42:56

year. And then finally you're

42:59

fifty two years and you're in gin

43:01

pop and one of these motherfuckers

43:03

say some ship and you

43:06

don't play anymore. You don't have pressed

43:09

to worry about. You don't have an image

43:11

to uphold. All of your money is safely

43:13

tucked away an investment, so you're not gonna

43:15

go bro. You know what I

43:18

think I might go over them. All

43:23

I'm gonna say is our test

43:25

wasn't wrong. I know that it is not popular.

43:29

I know there a lot of people on

43:31

that ship, but like, at the end of the day, our

43:34

test was not wrong. Punch ship to

43:36

be from the crowd, I might have to come up there

43:38

and get you some straightening. So okay,

43:41

okay, So that's a perfect case study

43:43

because we're on our tests got all of that

43:45

ship out of him. As a player. He's

43:48

now literally world he

43:51

beat the ship out of here. So imagine

43:53

the opposite if you never went to punt

43:56

while he was in uniform. When

43:58

you retire, you still

44:00

want to punch a motherfucker and you never got around

44:02

to that as a player. So what

44:05

did this man do before the

44:07

surveillance take clip? We've been challenge

44:09

it's my question because

44:11

Willie McGinnis, who played for fucking

44:14

Bill Belichick. When nobody acts out

44:16

and if you do, you get cut,

44:17

then

44:20

Patriot motherfucking players for the

44:22

Patriots have a very calm temperament.

44:24

They're all very her

44:26

ship out the Patriot, you know, every or

44:28

nothing. Tom

44:31

Brady been acting in Tampa on the side, Yeah,

44:33

Tampa. Tom Brady had to go to Tampa to

44:35

act. The whole reason that

44:37

right, hostility

44:42

passing aggressive because they can't

44:44

be hostile. Now it's

44:46

coming out, okay, yeah, absolutely,

44:49

absolutely, yes, And

44:51

maybe that man didn't deserve it, but

44:54

what he's receiving, that's exactly a j

44:56

G. What he is receiving is five

44:59

years of pent up. I can't

45:01

do this, I can't do that. I want

45:03

to, but smash,

45:06

no smash, and then

45:09

one day smash

45:12

smash.

45:15

Let's flip it up for the people right spot

45:20

on.

45:23

On the other side, I want to

45:26

set a real big shout out to

45:29

Casper, the pure

45:31

knees sheep dog over in the Caata

45:33

Georgia, and I want to say get well

45:35

soon, um

45:38

Dicata Georgia. Not too long ago on

45:41

the house of John werewell, Uh

45:44

coyote showed up and Levin coyote

45:46

showed up to attack his sheep, and

45:51

he had a couple of sheep dogs out there to watch

45:53

him. But the big hero was

45:55

my man Casper, who dropped in the mix

45:57

and killed eight out of the eleven

46:00

coyotes before they could touch one

46:02

sheet? What one

46:04

on one on the leven this

46:08

dog jumped up and killed eight by

46:11

himself, said one

46:14

the peer knees. I've never

46:16

ever thought about getting a dog before until this moment.

46:19

Ride Please can kill the eight of them. Bad self

46:21

man got hurt pretty

46:23

bad in the fight. The owner thought he had run

46:25

away and died. He was gone for two days.

46:28

Then the dog crawled out of the chicken

46:30

coop covered in blood. They amputated

46:33

his tail. But so far, so

46:35

good. On his recovery, you know. So shout

46:38

out to cascer man. That's to see

46:40

him. Got THEMN ship. He's

46:45

got. He's got that for

46:49

knowing on eight God damn coyotes,

46:53

my dog cast. Look at this, What a beautiful

46:55

breed. That's a big gass dog. The

46:58

fucking tank.

47:02

They can get up to a hundred pounds for

47:04

that cast. But you awesome. Most outstanding

47:07

employee of the week. That's

47:11

all right right there, that's the

47:13

job for your ass. He had other

47:15

dogs with him. It was eleven

47:17

coyotes versus like six dogs,

47:19

and they only had like six sheep. None

47:22

of the sheep got killed, the injured, and

47:25

one dog took down eight out of eleven.

47:29

Got that got that, Willie McGinnis of them

47:36

swinging everybody

47:44

by the naming Narado, we call him right

47:46

for short, right, We appreciate you.

47:49

Shout out to brother Tony. I don't know if he on

47:51

the road this week. Oh yeah, yeah he

47:53

is, man, He was out out in Wyhoman

47:57

last time we talked to him. Now he back headed

47:59

east. What do you what do you

48:01

think of it? Man? Do you endroid? Do you hear it?

48:04

Oh? Yeah, he enjoyed, he thought it was

48:06

very weird hearing himself

48:08

coming out of the radio when he's

48:10

used to just listening to the show. We'll let

48:13

him know if some truck and group he's hit the inbox

48:15

will send him in his away.

48:19

Yeah, don't don't

48:21

let Jacqueline. Now,

48:24

none of that will be happening, Tony, get

48:26

over it. Not

48:31

hate, I being honest is not gonna happen to

48:33

you. You're not gonna floor to emails indigitally.

48:38

God day, I'll change your password to the email,

48:40

like, change

48:45

the password whatever, my dog.

48:47

Tony and Tony, don't get him some of that

48:49

freeway cut up. I

48:51

will screen them first, Tony,

48:56

Yes, Tony, we will make sure they're quality.

48:58

Women want to funding sucker

49:00

quality on the side of the freeway qualities.

49:04

Well, I

49:11

just don't want you to be all

49:14

right right? Who get it? The next week,

49:17

bless up. After the break the

49:19

Homi Uncle Derek clocking in, we're gonna

49:21

wrap up Family Week here on the Job Fan.

49:23

We'll be right back. Job

49:32

We are headed for home. Family

49:36

Week is where we invite a member of our

49:38

family on this show, and we asked him some job

49:40

ship. Now, Jacqueline,

49:42

I thought I want to start a family

49:44

week that you know, all of our relatives will

49:46

be lining up, and

49:52

that has not been the case apparently.

49:56

Um shout out to my young

49:58

brother Norris too. I'm getting our

50:00

song for Barbara

50:03

and Wick. I was trying to get him on, but you

50:05

know them, Barbera's they my cousin, be cutting heads

50:07

till nine o'clock at night. I'm like Susy,

50:10

especially good Barbera God that

50:13

yeah, yeah, he's all right

50:15

man. So but now

50:17

you got to have a bumu that you can space them out. Yeah,

50:21

and that voice you here is

50:23

the person who never waits for his introduction,

50:25

even though it's been his

50:28

time on this show. You know him from

50:30

the Military sixth episode, most

50:32

recently Varia's Relationship Fair. Earlier

50:34

this year, we told the stories

50:37

of avoiding bullets from piste off husbands

50:39

of wives. He just fucked us. He jumped out of third

50:41

story balconies. Tuck

50:44

and roll, Tuck

50:47

and roll

50:49

about the technique. I welcome my uncle

50:51

Derek back to the job. What's

50:53

going on over there in Memphis? Brother brothers

50:55

killing brothers every night? Oh no,

50:59

it's bad over there, man, it's bad. I

51:01

heard Um, I heard

51:03

the nikes not even delivering Jordan's

51:06

to Memphis because people keep

51:08

stealing them off the truck. It's it's something

51:10

we didn't even talk about last week. We were talking about

51:12

truck driving last week and just the whole

51:15

world of having sex as a truck driver,

51:17

and how prostitution is a little

51:21

a little less policed amongst

51:23

that industry. Now you are a part of the truck

51:25

in fraternity. You drove proudly for it

51:28

was about eight nine years. How long did

51:30

you drive something like that? Yeah?

51:33

Was this before and after the dog catch your hustle

51:36

where you would catch the same dog every days,

51:45

the same dog. It would only catch what

51:47

dog take it in. I

51:50

used to pick them up in the morning and they just ride

51:53

all they look like. I had one at the top of one

51:55

in the bottom, absolutely

52:01

and then let him out at the end of it. So

52:05

I got the chicken bowl and they're gonna jump

52:07

in there and get it. Why?

52:11

Why is? Why is prostitute? Now? Now,

52:13

let's just let me set the table straight as well.

52:15

Also, you from that era of

52:17

trucking, like you ain't like rides brother from

52:19

last week, Like you couldn't just go and

52:23

get on the internet and meet you somebody you

52:25

this was you had to go out

52:27

there and pull up that party. Madam, Are

52:29

you a working girl and actually

52:33

have a conversation with these folks. It's

52:36

sex necessary to be a good

52:38

truck driver there. Now

52:40

that's something just something you choose to

52:42

do. It's just like a guy if you're in town,

52:45

if you live in the town, you want more than one

52:47

woman. You're just trying to find a ride to women

52:49

around the Corcause when I really got my

52:51

place was that ladder at the Tha truck stop,

52:54

shout out to Travel America. They

52:57

hang around truck stop and one

53:00

of rapping a cross from the Blue Plane Club.

53:03

Oh he said the Blue Flames. Oh yeah,

53:05

that's definitely a t a right next to the shout

53:08

out the Blue Flames second best wings in Atlanta.

53:10

But why, like, I don't know,

53:12

like you can truck it's not just have a girlfriend.

53:15

Why you can't just have a girlfriend? Entertainers

53:19

in that league when you go to certain sitteries,

53:22

I mean, you know you got that group is now?

53:25

Okay? Oh now, okay, now collaborate

53:27

that from Tony last week? Are

53:29

their truck groupies? Are there

53:31

women who just want to truck drivers?

53:34

Yep? Really some

53:37

of them just they just wanted to have sech in that truck.

53:39

They just fantasy everything

53:42

as groupies, every occupation.

53:45

What is the fantasy? I want to

53:47

sit here in the staking ass can

53:50

pardon and for fourteen hours

53:57

hot dogs baby. I had that. It

53:59

was just like that is

54:01

to have sex in the truck. And I

54:03

said, well consider that done. Work on your

54:05

next one, which

54:09

is like a man man, what

54:15

about the women truck is Uncle Derek, we

54:18

we you know, we didn't get a chance to talk

54:20

to any women in the trucking community. But

54:22

are like, if you're a woman,

54:25

where do you have sex? How do you have

54:27

sex? Who are you having sex with? Like?

54:29

Do do women truck drivers moved

54:32

the same as the men at the truck stops.

54:34

I don't believe they do. And I

54:36

see it's a lot of women. I mean

54:38

women were a hundred twenty having that

54:41

big truck. Yeah, they be

54:43

handling it. But I

54:45

don't. I don't. Women are

54:47

wired different than us in a way. Maybe won hugs

54:52

well, but two things make

54:54

a man tea. That's money and

54:56

sex. Two things we got. We got to have

54:58

the money to get to six. Women will be caring about colors

55:01

and all this kind of stuff and what kind

55:03

of sofer there? What kind of material you and you

55:08

know when you never wear in the house, you never want

55:10

to do all that you just Kath

55:12

mohammas. Now,

55:17

yeah, I mean you got to make sure tell you of

55:20

our budget because you can't go over our

55:23

budget. That's better. But CAP

55:25

is not gonna work on there. Okay,

55:27

pub certain about that. We woking

55:29

Cap. You're like, Okay, I learned, Captain. You're

55:32

got to learn the word not black and white, to learn

55:34

culture. Okay, Okay,

55:37

we come well with the budget together. Okay,

55:41

all right, So we

55:43

didn't really get to talk about

55:45

this story last week in death because

55:48

of the relationship fair, but

55:50

I want to get your opinion on what's been happening

55:52

over there. Good Morning America with

55:56

t J. Holmes. Are you up on that the brother

55:58

that's um the to the

56:01

mad the brother the black dude and the white woman

56:03

on air together but they off

56:06

air they've been dating. But they both got

56:08

spouses at the crib but

56:11

there're but

56:14

the're separate. So Jacqueline

56:17

says, Okay,

56:20

So Jacqueline says, until the ink

56:22

dries, you are married. But we

56:24

all know that marriages

56:27

died long before the court proceeded

56:29

to finalize, long

56:31

before they start. Goddamn in

56:34

some cases. Happily married man here in some

56:36

cases, But go ahead. Are you in the wrong

56:40

for starting something new while

56:42

you still got something old attached

56:44

to you legally? Well, that's when they

56:46

come up with that rule. If you go do a legal

56:48

separate ration, then you can do all that. But if

56:50

not, they can hold it against you in court. Sure

56:53

can, and you get more money because

56:55

of it if they're giving the

56:57

alimony to the woman. That is correct.

57:00

Men take alim only too, even

57:03

if you did a prenup. Okay,

57:07

So then should you be involved

57:10

at work with somebody you've

57:12

already sucked to other people that work previously,

57:16

and now you've moved on to your third

57:19

situation? Do you're the supervisor?

57:21

Do you fire this person? Consensual?

57:24

Everything consensual? Keep that in mind too.

57:26

If it's in the handbook, you

57:28

know they're pragnized or whatever. That's a

57:30

good question, right was it in their hand But I don't know.

57:33

Yeah, now, and good morning America. Apparently

57:35

they said they didn't violate any policies

57:38

about in our office date they don't have a policy

57:41

against that. So they're not in trouble for

57:43

having sex with each other dating because they don't

57:46

have a policy against but it's in trouble for embarrassing

57:48

the show, which is probably why she's

57:51

the ninth person t J. Holmes had sex

57:53

with on that show. If you have on their

57:55

talent that it's dating, but it's it's

57:57

driving ratings, you kind of gotta

57:59

let that slide. Like you can't.

58:03

I know, you've got a bunch of Christian viewers who watched

58:05

Good Morning America. They pray to Jesus

58:07

every morning.

58:11

But ratings is ratings,

58:13

ratings. That's true. But the problem is they weren't

58:15

getting raidings for dating before it

58:18

popped off as an affair. Raidings

58:21

came from negative press, not positive. That's

58:23

the problem. And they have just been on their

58:26

coworkers who were together, and

58:28

that's what people loved about him. They have been fine,

58:30

but their raiders didn't go up until

58:32

they was in the newspaper scandle it's

58:36

all about ratings. Let me tell you this part

58:38

right here. Yeah, my rule about dating

58:41

it's always been this. You never get your meat

58:43

when you make your breath. And I'm coming back because

58:45

somebody's gonna fall in love and it's gonna

58:48

be problems. So I never

58:50

want nobody to get away with me trying to make my money.

58:52

You don't ship where you everything

58:56

right? And

58:58

I think you can date a coworker, I really

59:00

do, as long as you keep it clean. Yeah,

59:03

they see that it's too hard to keep clean. Somebody

59:05

gonna be more in love than the other one and then they're

59:07

gonna it's gonna still over. They're gonna

59:09

still over at the job. Yeah, keep it

59:11

in your pants at the job unless you're masturbating.

59:15

I'm talking about it. Don't You can masturbated at

59:17

work, but don't take no better. Ok

59:20

Now, wait a minute. If you ever dated

59:22

a colo work, I don't think I ever. I

59:24

tried to one time and

59:27

she was my suple Violet set

59:29

the picture. What was this? I was in

59:31

Popaye Chicken. I don't call her name, but if

59:33

she but I was in Pope

59:35

Chick copies and Clarksdale ain't but six

59:37

employees? Don't

59:42

wait? Or was this the one in Tupelo? Because

59:44

she was at the one in Tupelo. For a minute. I

59:47

started in Tupelo and they bugged me

59:49

to come to Clouds there. Okay,

59:52

and she was. She trained me

59:54

and uh, I mean were she

59:57

poled me off? I mean I tried to boy, well,

1:00:01

it was so special about her, the league,

1:00:04

the tall ring people.

1:00:07

Okay, so

1:00:14

the dude got married back here

1:00:16

about five years ago. He called

1:00:18

me let me know that that he was. I

1:00:21

just I believing that I

1:00:23

was after her a long time. As

1:00:28

your supervisor. She never liked reported

1:00:30

you and scheduled you for a different shift. Like

1:00:32

she was cool with the flirting. Yeah, she

1:00:35

had to be. I don't know if y'all remember this all

1:00:38

that, You know how I can go to shooting the shooting

1:00:40

the ship and she came back to me with her

1:00:43

and I couldn't even say anything. So

1:00:46

if y'all heard of you heard that song popping

1:00:48

up down out of moment, that puts

1:00:50

it one time. I

1:00:54

can't say I have but all

1:00:57

right, and it's all

1:01:00

you say. If you push it ain't good. Bitch, kill yourself.

1:01:03

She came back and told me I would whatever the

1:01:07

yes. Yeah, how

1:01:11

couldn't come back on that one? And

1:01:16

from that day on I was in love.

1:01:21

She was trying that chicken. But you

1:01:23

have to see that good boy, you're talking about

1:01:25

people little way that she's sell in little boot.

1:01:28

I love your brother, and happy

1:01:31

holidays and all that. This ship, brother, Yes,

1:01:37

I think that's

1:01:39

the show. Royce job Fair is a product

1:01:41

of I Heart Media, Paramount, Comedy

1:01:43

Central, South Park, and Prance re productions.

1:01:47

I think next week we want to talk about video games,

1:01:51

to that world of video games, you know,

1:01:54

and try and see what that be like,

1:01:56

you know, you know, designing

1:01:59

games and all of that bullshit.

1:02:03

I like video games. I still play heavily,

1:02:06

so I supported. I got me scared after that ship,

1:02:09

right, I was talking about what the exploding VR

1:02:11

head said. I'm scared. Goddamn, I'm

1:02:14

scared to put mine on. I'm

1:02:17

gonna need you to not play the exploding Head game

1:02:19

right that. That would not work for anybody involved.

1:02:22

No, what

1:02:25

if you don't? What do you What do you win?

1:02:27

If you beat the you could die for a real game,

1:02:30

you get to take off the head said and walk around. That's

1:02:33

not a win. I don't win.

1:02:36

I don't need you playing that, bro. I'm good sick

1:02:38

with your PS five. We're all be happy here. That's

1:02:41

yes. Is doing anything interesting for the holiday?

1:02:44

I'm not. It's pretty

1:02:46

sad. My nephews now are

1:02:49

adults. The youngest one he

1:02:51

spent his first semester in college,

1:02:54

so he's already told us when he gets home, he's

1:02:56

going to see his girlfriend, So we have no more

1:02:58

babies in the house, right,

1:03:01

I'm gonna get that go get

1:03:03

that holiday snack. So

1:03:08

there's no baby. So I'm super sad

1:03:11

that boy said he gonna go make some ig knock.

1:03:13

He ain't get time. Whatever.

1:03:18

Sorry, I

1:03:20

love you, Darien. This

1:03:23

has been a Comedy Central podcast