Lonely loveboy or tiny chubby small boy? We're spanning the whole length of Joaquin Phoenix's life stew this week, from baby tiny man to actual man. And can I just say? It gets pretty cute up in here.Fresh Winner: "Her"Rotten Loser: "Rusk

Episode 12 - Christopher Lee

May 31st, 2018 55m 6s

Puttering wizard or Russian chief of police? Get yourself a big heaping bowl of absolute-LEE delicious stew. See what I did there? Yeah that joke was a piece of fine fucking art compared to the caliber of humor we got from Mission to Moscow.

Episode 11 - Saoirse Ronan

May 16th, 2018 48m 33s

Irish immigrant or capable cartoon love interest? Get ready to have yourself some of those delicious Irish flavors as we spoon out some Saorise, and don't worry, we had to look up how to pronounce it too.Fresh Winner: "Brooklyn"Rotten Loser

Episode 10 - Jessica Lange

Apr 25th, 2018 1h 2m

Patsy Cline or deranged yet somehow not incestuous mother? Hey we've got some leftover Jessica Lange in the fridge and OWO? WHAT'S THIS? ANOTHER COUNTRY SINGER BIOPIC?Fresh Winner: "Sweet Dreams"Rotten Loser: "Hush"

Episode 9 - Tom Hiddleston

Apr 25th, 2018 1h

Teenage heart-throb trickster god or Hank Williams? The soup kitchen is aiming to fix your Tom Hiddleston hunger this week. Just be warned: that man has far too many teeth for the size of his mouth.Fresh Winner: "The Avengers"Rotten Loser:

Episode 8 - Alan Rickman

Apr 25th, 2018 47m 44s

Period piece nice man or...period...piece...nice man? This week we're slorping out some Alan Rickman may he rest in peace. No seriously. We loved you very much. All respect.Fresh Winner: "Sense and Sensibility"Rotten Loser: "A Promise"

Episode 7 - Sigourney Weaver

Jan 10th, 2018 1h 3m

Badass space hero or 80's honeypot? This week we're spooning out some Sigourney soup for all the hungry little boys and girls out there, just some grade-a very, very, VERY bad 80's satire with basically the greatest movie of all time. Fresh

Episode 6 - Idris Elba

Dec 27th, 2017 51m 33s

Furry chief of police or hoop-dunking priest? This week we're serving up some Idris Elba egg drop soup as we try and figure out just how spooky we can make a fun buddy-cop adventure. Also everyone's an animal.Fresh winner: "Zootopia"Rotten

Episode 5 - Ryan Gosling

Dec 13th, 2017 55m 10s

Banking guru or definite, not-up-for-debate wife murderer? This week we've got ourselves a Ryan Gosling gumbo a-cookin.Fresh winner: "The Big Short"Rotten loser: "All Good Things"

Episode 4 - Ziyi Zhang

Nov 29th, 2017 55m 43s

Unrelated mortal or dissatisfied warrior? This week we're serving up a Ziyi Zhang zupas combo, get one sandwich and any small soup or salad for 8.99 at Zupas.Fresh winner: "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon"Rotten loser: "Zu Warriors"

Episode 3 - Tilda Swinton

Nov 11th, 2017 54m 48s

Nazi-nailing detective or S O C I A L S E R V I C E S? This week we're serving up Tilda Swinton tomato soup.Fresh winner: "Moonrise Kingdom"Rotten loser: "The Statement"

Episode 2 - Nicolas Cage

Nov 11th, 2017 58m 41s

CIA agent or reckless kidnapper who is definitely from Arizona and not the deep south? This week we're serving up some Nicolas Cage consemme.Fresh winner: "Raising Arizona"Rotten loser: "Dying of the Light"

Episode 1 - Chris Pratt

Nov 6th, 2017 46m 29s

Bad fiance or cosmic protector? This week we're serving up some hot, CHUNKY Chris Pratt chowder.Fresh winner: "Guardians of the Galaxy"Rotten loser: "Bride Wars"

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