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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the
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Leicester Square Theatre. Please welcome a man who's
1:54
regretting killing himself for a part in Ghosts.
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Here's Richard Herring. Here
2:05
we go.
2:07
You're much better than last week's audience. So thank
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you very much for coming along.
2:12
I'd love to see you all. Thank you for coming. Welcome
2:15
to Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre podcast. I
2:17
was talking to Henry Mott Williams,
2:20
who of course you know is
2:22
the son of Indiana Jones from the popular fourth
2:24
instalment of
2:27
Indiana Jones, who, spoiler alert,
2:30
he's dead. He's
2:31
dead by the fifth
2:33
one. It's a bit like when Poochey goes
2:36
back to his own planet. Sort
2:38
of unnecessary. We're
2:41
not going to have him in it. He's going to
2:43
be, we're going to make sure he never appears
2:46
in anything ever again. He calls it Rallister,
2:48
so there we go. So yeah, not
2:50
much has happened to me this week, but I was, I
2:53
was on quite a good mood on I think
2:55
like Tuesday or Wednesday and I was just driving my car
2:57
somewhere and the phone rang. It was a number
2:59
in Manchester. It was, I thought I don't know, only
3:02
in Manchester and I answered the phone and
3:04
it was in a jolly mood and
3:06
the guy said, hello, it's, we understand
3:08
this is from the traffic world
3:11
conglomerate. I understand you've just
3:13
been in an accident and I went, I went,
3:16
go fuck yourself. I
3:19
absolutely lost it with this. I went, go fuck
3:21
yourself, fucking wank. Fuck
3:24
off. I got, I absolutely lost it with him. He
3:26
went, oh, he tried to, for a second, I
3:29
hadn't been in an accident, right? So I knew it wasn't
3:31
real. I knew it wasn't a
3:33
real thing. It was generally about as good as the company
3:35
name I just
3:36
made up there.
3:36
And for a second he tried to, oh,
3:39
it was so, why are you being so rude to me?
3:41
And I said, because you're a fucking
3:43
cunt. I
3:46
really laid into him and he hung up.
3:49
I had his number. I nearly rang him back to carry on and
3:53
I was like, then I felt kind of guilty about
3:55
being so rude because he's just doing this job of
3:58
trying to rip off vulnerable people. That's
4:01
right. It's not his fault though he has chosen
4:03
to do that job. I sort of wished I'd been a bit more
4:05
reasonable with him but it was kind of I was surprised
4:08
how quickly this anger came about.
4:10
Partly, my dad really, I went back to see my dad
4:12
a few and my mum and dad a few weeks and he's 80, nearly 87
4:16
years old and he'd had one of those emails
4:18
the way they go, oh DHL, DHL,
4:21
try to deliver a parcel to you please give 27
4:23
pence to this and he'd filled it all
4:25
in and sent it off and that to change all his bank
4:28
details. I think I might, maybe I was
4:29
channeling but it's amazing, we
4:32
just lose it. If he'd been in the car
4:34
he'd have been in trouble that guy. He ran
4:36
off scared. Don't come to me with your cons.
4:39
I'm not stupid like my dad. I
4:42
hardly ever, I hardly ever
4:45
yet. He's done very well my dad. He's
4:47
a very smart man so it's annoying. Look,
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we have a fantastic guest for you
4:52
this week. She's probably best, you probably
4:54
saw it on Sunday brunch and you thought
4:57
wow she's an overnight success, how's she got
5:00
on Sunday brunch? What's
5:02
she done? Nothing else, she hasn't done anything
5:04
else, that's all she's done. We're going to
5:06
talk to her exclusively about Sunday brunch
5:09
from last week. Will
5:10
you please welcome from Sunday brunch? It's
5:13
Bridget Christie, here she is. Sunday
5:15
brunch. You're
5:19
on Sunday brunch.
5:22
Sunday brunch.
5:23
Did you enjoy Sunday brunch? Do you know what,
5:25
I've done it twice and the first time
5:27
was for Taskmaster. Yeah. And
5:30
I thought oh I'll wear the the leave and
5:32
clear, I'll wear that outfit. And then
5:34
I thought I would just be, you know, and then people
5:36
were really confused and freaked out by it and
5:39
then it ended up in the Express like
5:42
loads of like tabloid newspapers like
5:44
who
5:45
and people thought that they were
5:47
doing like a funeral section on the show or
5:49
something but I didn't look like I was,
5:52
who wears a leave and clear outfit
5:54
to a funeral?
5:54
Somebody very cool. Me.
5:58
Yeah. Oh
6:00
yeah, and then what's his name?
6:02
Tim? Tim Lovejoy? Yeah,
6:05
when I was on the sofa they said, oh, get
6:07
up and give us a twirl or something. I was
6:09
like, I don't think I'll... Did
6:12
they? I'm 50 years old, mate. I'm gonna stand
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up and give you a fucking twirl. Do
6:17
you know what I mean? And
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then I
6:19
went... All the people you'd ask to give a twirl as well,
6:21
Richard. Yes, he's obviously seen none of my
6:24
work. Goodness. Can
6:26
you give us a twirl here? Did
6:29
you give me a twirl? No,
6:31
and I did it on Sunday. And
6:35
they didn't ask me to do
6:37
a twirl, because I just wore
6:39
a normal outfit. Do
6:43
you think maybe he just wanted a chocolate
6:45
bar, the twirl, to say, could you give
6:47
me that? Was there a twirl? And
6:49
you just misunderstood and you think Tim Lovejoy's
6:52
very sexist, but he actually just really
6:54
loves... He wanted some chocolate. So
6:57
nice, the twirls are nice.
6:59
Yes. Could be that. I don't eat
7:01
chocolate anymore. No, I... Well, I've tried to
7:03
give up... Vegan chocolate. I tried to give up, but
7:05
I've really massively failed. And
7:08
I was doing quite well, and then I was
7:10
just like, I can't stop eating.
7:13
Like, I know a lot of people in Chobis have drug
7:15
problems and take cocaine and heroin. They don't,
7:17
come on, they don't. A lot of people do. They
7:19
don't. Or alcohol and drugs. No,
7:21
that was like the 60s. Where are you? Like, you don't
7:24
know any... Well, I... You don't know any
7:26
young people in show business. I don't know any young
7:28
people. Young people in show business, they're so
7:30
helped. Like, they all go to the gym and you
7:33
know the one... Ah, God,
7:36
Manifolds. You know the comedian. I
7:38
need more information than the other one. You know,
7:40
he got caught wanking
7:42
or something. Oh, Ed Gamble.
7:45
No. He
7:47
should have done. He got away with it. Joel...
7:50
Joel Dominguez. Yes. Like,
7:52
he's not eating. No. He's
7:54
not eating because he's wanking on an internet knee. He's spending all his
7:56
time. He hasn't got time to eat. Take
7:59
drugs. He's all wanking. on the internet and returning
8:01
that into a successful career. I
8:03
could have done that, I could have wanked on the internet.
8:06
Why am I presenting the masked singer? I've wanked on
8:08
the internet loads
8:08
of times. On
8:11
the internet? You're like, oh what does that
8:13
mean? Anyway. What
8:16
was I going to say? What were we talking about? It
8:18
doesn't matter. Someday brunch. You went to
8:20
a Sunday brunch. I'm addicted to giant
8:23
chocolate buttons, that's what I... So that's my...
8:25
So if the kids have an open pack of giant
8:27
chocolate buttons in the drawer, I've
8:29
got ages I could resist them and now I can't
8:31
resist them and I just think... What drawer?
8:34
There's a kids' suite drawer in our kitchen.
8:36
That's a disaster. Yeah. Is it locked? And
8:38
I go, no. Well
8:41
you're just going to, every night,
8:43
when you're drinking and sad, you're just
8:45
going to go to the... I don't drink, I've stopped drinking.
8:48
What? I haven't had a drink for two and a half
8:50
years. You're joking. I'm not. So I can stop
8:52
drinking alcohol but I can't stop eating. So
8:54
why did you say that everyone in show business
8:56
is getting crazy? I'm saying I've got
8:58
an embarrassing addiction which is chocolate buttons.
9:01
Not just little ones but they have to be the big ones. I'm
9:04
not a baby.
9:07
The kids haven't been in the house all
9:09
the time. Yeah, you're a man, you have big buttons.
9:14
The biggest... I'll go, yeah. I will take you down.
9:16
A kid couldn't even get that in their mouth. That's
9:20
how many people I have. I'm the rock. I have slightly
9:22
larger buttons than a weak man
9:25
would. So that's great. You've
9:27
given up chocolate though.
9:28
I haven't given up chocolate but I eat vegan
9:31
chocolate. The best one is vego. My
9:34
son's lactose intolerant so there's
9:37
vegan chocolate in the house. Luckily I don't
9:39
feel I need to eat. I
9:42
tried to be a bit of a good one but I'm not going to get addicted
9:44
to that. What
9:45
are your favourite buttons then? I like
9:47
campberries, campberries, and chocolates.
9:50
Do you know about dairy farming? I do.
9:53
I mean I
9:55
knew you'd turn it into a polemic event.
9:58
I knew just some fun would be...
9:59
stamped on eventually.
10:01
The most sexist food that you
10:03
can eat is cheese. Yeah.
10:06
Because cows are pretty
10:09
much... No, this is... Shall I not? It's too early.
10:11
They're putting things called... No, it's going
10:13
to go wrong in it. I've stopped, I've stopped. Rape racks, that's what they're putting.
10:16
When you're sucking on your buttons, you
10:18
can think, this cat was... This
10:20
cow was artificially inseminated by
10:22
a farmer who probably looks
10:25
like Jeremy... What's his name? Clarkson.
10:27
Jeremy Beadle. Clarkson.
10:30
Yeah. It
10:33
must be difficult to milk him, that's what I was like.
10:39
He's got a little hand. A
10:41
short... Jeremy Clarkson, so that
10:43
you can have some buttons. I
10:45
don't enjoy the milk bit, I only like the chocolate
10:48
bit. Is that all right? I
10:52
have stopped, I have oat milk, and
10:54
I've stopped drinking it.
10:55
It doesn't make any fucking difference. That
10:57
does make some difference, because there's a lot of milk in
10:59
milk. When you're drinking... When
11:01
you're drinking milk, that's all
11:03
milk. So
11:06
if that's... Whenever I have a coffee
11:08
or, like, a porridge,
11:10
that's a big quantity of milk, rather than, oh, sorry
11:12
for the little drop of milk I've
11:15
eaten in this pack of... I am sorry.
11:17
So large quantities of milk
11:19
you would have... You would have
11:21
a... It's a little bit, it's fine. Just
11:23
go... But just... If
11:25
you suck it out of the tea... Last
11:29
time I was on, we talked about when I used
11:31
to milk, and it was... Yes, we did, don't
11:33
we? And we've discovered
11:36
that it was eight years ago. Yeah, it was eight years, almost
11:38
the day since you were last on. It's
11:40
just absolutely incredible.
11:42
It doesn't seem like... You seem
11:44
younger, you seem to have come backwards,
11:47
because I definitely... I've got photographic
11:49
evidence, I don't look as good as I did
11:51
eight years ago. It goes up and down for me. I haven't studied...
11:54
Well, I... Sometimes I look good... Like
11:56
two years ago, I look better than I did eight years ago, but
11:59
now I look worse than I did eight years ago.
11:59
two years ago and i guess if
12:02
you've been looking at yourself a lot and i
12:04
had wire when
12:06
you when can on the internet is a little bit of
12:09
little bit reviewing what you're looking at your school
12:14
i think iran is it to answer some of the the because
12:18
i've got some numbers on fifty second nearly
12:20
fifty six fifty
12:22
six not as he gets his you to you've got
12:24
lots of your own two
12:28
and a beard
12:29
of a bit
12:33
of got hair growing in places that shouldn't grow
12:35
where's that growing on by
12:38
when your team that's not
12:44
nice started
12:46
growing one
12:51
i'm most of my choice hello the
12:54
like up in exchange rate and central
12:56
my bigger
12:57
oh is trying to hide it sound
13:03
bum people on the internet won't have any
13:05
i think guess you get to like you're not meant
13:07
to live this long a euro is a human being
13:09
you whoa whoa whoa hey we
13:12
went to the on though in the wild will be dead
13:14
by now
13:14
roll it was public health my stool that up
13:17
because we got really good it soon stay their lives
13:19
of the body or the you know going to get to thirty and than
13:21
we do you like so
13:23
after thirty goes on and no need
13:25
a little bit why run you could start running
13:27
i do run a d yeah that does it
13:30
does look two years ago run around
13:32
half marathon six months after having comes
13:34
i'm an amazing guy is yeah
13:38
like so
13:41
let me have a little bit of milk to make
13:43
i only
13:45
have one testicle com
13:47
built myself with the way i used
13:49
to
13:52
you know they shackle their back legs together
13:55
for a does is so have the is
13:57
your one testicle have that
13:59
what The one that went was... Would you shut up?
14:02
Anyway, love to see you. None of that will make it in. It's
14:04
so lovely to be here. It's really... You are genuinely...
14:07
I don't think I've seen many... We did discuss this backstage. I
14:09
haven't seen your last couple of shows maybe. Good
14:11
grief. It can't be true. Because I came
14:13
to all your early brilliant shows where you were crazy, which I'm sure
14:16
we talked about last time. We did The Great Fry of
14:18
London and You're an Ant. And you were a great
14:20
friend. And you were a great friend.
14:24
And you were a great friend. And
14:26
you were an ant. And you... All those things. All
14:29
the characters. All the characters. King
14:31
Charles. Oliver Cromwell. Yeah, all
14:33
that stuff. The plague. How could you
14:35
forget the plague? I didn't forget it. So I've seen
14:37
all the right through. So I've seen
14:39
everything. So we will come and see your
14:41
current show. That's very... I wonder if we might
14:43
be in the same venue in the... Is it yours in the
14:45
autumn, is it? My tour? Yeah.
14:49
Yeah. We probably are gonna be in some of the same. Might
14:52
be in the same... Then we can do it. Might
14:54
be in the same... Then we could, you know... Yeah. We
14:57
could see each other's shows. We could do. Yeah.
15:00
Well, it's not gonna happen. No. We'll be
15:02
doing our own shows. It might be. It might be.
15:05
I'm not gonna be in Edinburgh. This podcast is
15:07
going out during the Edinburgh Fringe. This is the Edinburgh Fringe podcast. So
15:10
you're taking this show to Edinburgh. It's... You've
15:12
been doing it for a... Because it's a pre-COVID
15:14
show, right?
15:15
It was locked out. Yeah. And
15:17
then we had COVID and then
15:20
everything was sort of pushed and
15:22
moved. And then I was filming and yeah. But
15:25
actually, I think it's worked out well because
15:27
it will be coming... Well, it is. It's...
15:31
You know, when I was filming the change,
15:33
I didn't know when it was gonna be broadcast. Right. So
15:35
we just had to put the tour in because you
15:37
can't sort of wait around for, you know, what it's like. I
15:39
do. But that's... You're
15:41
very busy. I've just watched the whole of the
15:44
change. Thank you very much. It's all there on
15:46
Channel 4 Player, whatever that's called. All four.
15:49
Is that what it's called, then? I think so. I
15:52
think it's just called Channel 4, isn't it? It's on
15:54
Channel 4, but if you want to get a sneaky peek
15:56
ahead, by the time this goes out, I think it'll all
15:59
be up there anyway. Oh, yeah.
15:59
It'll all have been on TV anyway, but yeah, so
16:02
you can watch the whole thing in a weekend if you want Which is what
16:04
me and Katie did. That's very that's very kind.
16:06
Thank you. Um, you know, but
16:09
Yeah, I when it started I just thought no not
16:11
another sitcom about the bloody
16:13
eel festival No,
16:19
I want this again But
16:22
you know you found you found a new way of doing that idea I
16:28
Think of anything I like I loved it I think if anything
16:30
there's too much stuff in there for
16:32
a six-part
16:33
series There's a lot packed into it,
16:36
right because you don't know what's gonna happen And
16:38
so, you know you hope that you'll
16:40
get to go again and then you can pay
16:42
everything off But I think that I
16:45
wanted to plant a lot of seeds that
16:47
I could then develop Yeah, you know and also
16:49
you think you know, I'm
16:51
God I've been You
16:54
know
16:55
This is my first TV thing and
16:57
I'm and I'm 51 and it might be the last
16:59
one And I just think that I've been
17:02
probably working my whole professional
17:04
life towards this and it might not
17:06
happen again So I need to kind
17:08
of put everything in it. Yeah within
17:11
reason yes, and
17:15
You know you you want to give yourself
17:17
somewhere to go so I did I did want
17:19
to sort of Talk about things that I
17:21
then yeah, but you just because you just don't
17:24
know
17:24
you don't know but it's not a bad thing It's
17:26
I've just read Stephen Wright's novel
17:29
the comedian the comedian not
17:31
the
17:32
the DJ or the serial killer It's
17:36
so many it's so packed with stuff
17:38
it's like it's so dense with stuff Yeah,
17:40
but it's so enjoyable as a result of that because there's
17:42
so many ideas in it But I think that there's a lot
17:44
of I and you know It says it's built as being
17:46
about the menopause But it's about a lot more than the
17:49
menopause and there's a lot and I know that's a
17:51
theme running through it But it's not it is but
17:53
I will say this as well is that
17:55
you you can watch it twice if
17:57
you Getting a bit lost. Yeah, I was
17:59
lost I wasn't lost, it's just there's a lot
18:01
of things. There's a lot
18:03
of, because it's about the environment, it's about
18:06
just childhood. Community, like
18:08
mortality, everything, you know.
18:11
But that's what I really wanted to do. I mean, I
18:13
just, I really enjoy the writing process
18:16
and
18:17
I really did want to talk about a lot of different
18:19
things. And also you think,
18:23
you know, I wanted it to be kind
18:25
of relatable and ordinary,
18:27
but to also be extraordinary, because I
18:29
think that, I
18:32
kind of almost wrote it like a film that's been split
18:34
up into
18:34
six sections. So like, often
18:37
you'll have like episodic plot points
18:39
and things like that, then you'll have a whole, like
18:41
narrative arc for the whole series. But
18:43
I was just like, oh, I'm going there.
18:46
I'm going there, and
18:48
this is me getting there, and I've got to chop it
18:50
up. So,
18:53
you know, and I didn't want, you know,
18:56
you have that thing in sitcom writing where you
18:58
have to end up in the same place. Well,
19:01
I think that it's high time we didn't
19:03
do that. And I didn't want that
19:05
central character to end up in the same place. I wanted
19:08
her to evolve and change her life. And
19:11
like you say, you know, there's a lot of things in there, but
19:14
there's a lot of things in life, you know. And
19:16
I kind of just thought, well, you
19:19
know, I want to speak to lots of people. I'd
19:21
like a lot of people to watch it and
19:23
to feel that it was maybe
19:25
about them and their lives. So, you
19:27
know, and it's the first thing I've written as well.
19:29
Yeah, I mean, it's kind of crazy,
19:31
you know, because you came
19:33
to prominence like 15, 20 years ago, maybe,
19:36
I mean, 10, 15 years ago, right, since
19:39
you won the Comedy Award. But that is 10
19:41
years ago. It's a long time
19:43
since, that's a long time to not... Have
19:45
anything commissioned. For
19:48
people to not know who I am. It's
19:50
really difficult to get things commissioned. Believe me, I
19:52
know how difficult. It's really hard. You know, I've
19:54
written script after script and script and occasionally get a taste
19:57
of tape. So to get something on TV is amazing in
19:59
itself. To get something... that's so, it's just really
20:01
you. It's fantastic. Nobody else
20:03
could do your stand up, I
20:06
don't think, and no, which is the mark of a
20:08
good stand up to me, and nobody
20:10
else could have come anywhere near
20:12
writing this. It's a comedy
20:15
drama as well, rather than a sitcom, I would say.
20:17
It's a comedy drama, yeah, very,
20:19
it's got a different rhythm to it. I think with sitcom,
20:23
it's quite,
20:25
you know, the pacing is just really different, and
20:27
the writing is really different, but
20:29
it's absolutely a comedy drama,
20:31
but I don't know, I just, I
20:35
have to say that my producers and Channel 4,
20:38
when you say nobody could have written
20:40
that, I'm gonna say something,
20:42
right? And I'm gonna say this. When
20:45
somebody believes in you, as my
20:48
producers did, and Channel 4 did,
20:51
I genuinely think that writing this show
20:53
has changed my life, and it's changed me,
20:56
because they didn't want me or the
20:58
show to be anything other than what
21:02
I am, and they wanted my voice, and they
21:04
didn't want anything watered down, and they
21:06
really believed in me, and they really said, what
21:08
do you wanna do, and how do you wanna do it, and how can we
21:11
support you? And it just made me feel
21:13
really confident, and it made
21:15
me, because you know what it's like,
21:18
especially, well, in life anyway, but
21:20
just in this business, is
21:22
we're constantly told, you
21:25
know, because we have to make things work, and we have
21:27
to adapt ourselves, and I didn't
21:30
have to do that with this. I could really be
21:33
who I was, and write it my way,
21:35
and I have been told in
21:37
the past, and in my life, you
21:39
know, I think when I started doing stand-up,
21:42
I really, honestly, genuinely felt like
21:44
I'd found my tribe, and it was all the people who
21:46
were on the outsides of
21:49
groups, and at school, they were on
21:51
their own a lot, and I felt like
21:53
when I started doing stand-up, that I'd met loads
21:56
of people like me, and that
21:58
was really good for me, process
22:00
of writing this show where I had business
22:02
people saying we want your voice
22:05
and we want you to do it your way. That
22:07
gave me so much confidence and made
22:09
me feel much better about myself. Where
22:12
maybe if you're an actor who's just
22:14
waiting to be picked, that's why I went into
22:16
stand-up because I went to drama school and
22:18
then I never got any... The first
22:21
proper part I got was in Ghosts.
22:25
And that was four lines and that was just
22:27
my friends casting me in it. And
22:30
this Linda is my first proper part
22:32
and I had to write it and cast myself in
22:36
it and I'm 51. And it's just I think
22:38
you have to stick to your guns sometimes and
22:40
keep going. I think that's all that's happened.
22:43
I know that I'm really lucky and I'm
22:45
in a really privileged position but I also
22:47
think there's really something to be said
22:49
for never giving up and never compromising
22:52
and just staying true to yourself. And
22:54
I could have done a lot of things that came
22:57
in sort of 10 years ago after a bit for her
22:59
but A, I didn't think I had the right skill
23:01
set to do them or B, I didn't really like
23:04
them or I felt that I would be
23:06
out of place doing those things and so I wouldn't
23:08
do them well and so I didn't do them. And
23:13
I'll never know that if I did them or not I would
23:15
have been commissioned earlier. Maybe
23:17
I wouldn't have got this commission. I just
23:19
don't know. But Channel 4 and
23:22
my producers, Nerris Evans and Moenna
23:24
Gordon, they were like, say what you
23:26
want to say and
23:27
then we'll try and get that made. So like
23:29
you saying nobody else could have made this, that's
23:32
because some people believed
23:34
in me and that can be
23:37
very nurturing and rewarding.
23:41
Well it's great and that's how you make interesting
23:43
TV. I think that whatever you think of this you
23:46
couldn't
23:47
argue that it's like individual. I'm
23:51
not sure it's going to be for everyone. I don't think it's
23:53
like Terry and June. No offence. No
23:56
offence.
23:58
Well I am offended. But
24:01
it's very much... It starts off being Terry and Gene. I suppose
24:03
it does. If Terry was catching
24:05
sausages in his mouth. Omelette
24:09
is very funny. Well, you've got great people
24:11
in it. Well, the thing I was
24:13
interested in as well was, I mean, the
24:16
idea of your
24:18
character is noting
24:20
down all the stuff she's doing in the
24:22
house that her husband doesn't do any housework.
24:25
And she notes down everything she does. Now,
24:27
I think most couples will identify that,
24:30
even if they're doing the same amount
24:32
as work as each other. I think,
24:35
my wife thinks I don't do as much as she does,
24:37
but I do more than she does. And
24:39
what I want to do is invent an app,
24:42
like a chess clock, that
24:44
you both have on your phone and then it says shows.
24:47
Because I always get up
24:48
like... I think CCTV is better. I do,
24:50
so... Writing in books is
24:52
fine, but you can't, if you actually have
24:55
the cold hard facts there straight, you go, look,
24:57
I did four hours of childcare. Well, I
24:59
think you would regret that. Do you? I don't think
25:01
I would.
25:01
I think there's things, this is the argument.
25:03
Okay, so all of my girlfriends that I talked
25:06
to when I was writing this up and the pilot,
25:09
what it was was, this show is about time,
25:12
right? And it's about mortality and it's
25:14
about who we think we are. It's about
25:17
identity, it's about the loss of the self.
25:19
It's about
25:21
like self discovery, self love, all
25:23
these things. And Linda
25:25
originally wasn't going to take that time
25:27
back. It was just, she realised
25:29
that she was doing the stuff that nobody saw and
25:31
nobody thanked her for and so she just started jotting
25:34
it. That's me. Jotting it. That's
25:37
me. You do lots of me. I do loads of
25:39
stuff. You do loads of stuff that nobody sees.
25:41
How do you feel about that? I feel all right about
25:43
it, because I'm an old man now. I
25:46
think because I didn't get married until I was
25:48
like in my mid-40s. If I
25:50
hadn't, if I was on Magilliary in your sitcom,
25:53
I would be dead. He
25:55
doesn't know where the cheese grater is. I
25:58
knew where the cheese grater was from day one.
25:59
So I had to look after myself
26:02
for a long time. Yes, but not...
26:04
I'm going to say there are going to be anomalies,
26:06
right? And this is like, you
26:09
know, all the characters in
26:11
the show are like invent... They're all like
26:14
different bits of... None of them exist. Like
26:16
I remember... Because like Lisa Tarpek is brilliant as my
26:18
sister and I've got five lovely
26:20
sisters and people... And someone said to me,
26:23
oh my God, my sister's like that as well. And I was
26:25
like, no,
26:25
no, no, no, no. Like,
26:28
I don't know. All the characters are invented.
26:31
But it was so funny because Omid, on
26:33
the first day of filming, he came in and
26:35
he said, I've had to do no prep
26:37
for this.
26:39
But he was so
26:42
funny. Yeah, so it's that... And
26:44
in Lockdown, so basically this show started
26:47
about seven years ago with the original script
26:50
commission. And it was very different, like,
26:52
because Linda wasn't in
26:54
even the Perriman applause at that point. But
26:57
it was about a woman who had... Her life
26:59
hadn't panned out as she'd hoped. She'd
27:02
had lots of dreams for herself that had not... I
27:04
mean, that's most people's reality, right?
27:06
Yeah. I mean, look, I sat here. I would
27:09
never have believed, Rich, when
27:11
I was eight that I would be sat looking...
27:12
LAUGHTER Talking
27:17
about chocolate buttons. What
27:19
was I going to say?
27:22
Yes, most people's lives, and I can imagine
27:24
that that would have been my reality as well.
27:27
And, you know, we all have dreams and
27:29
then life takes over and it doesn't
27:31
happen, right? We can all identify
27:33
with that. Look
27:35
at me when you point at me and say,
27:38
yeah, all right, it didn't happen, Rich. It
27:41
didn't happen.
27:42
It absolutely did happen. But
27:47
so then it was a really good thing that it had such
27:49
a long... It took so
27:51
long to make because two things happened,
27:54
well, three things happened. One
27:56
was that I became perimenopausal and
27:58
then menopausal and then...
27:59
COVID happened,
28:01
which put us all into lockdown. And those things
28:03
really shaped the show for the better.
28:05
And it wouldn't have been the show that it is. So
28:08
I always wanted to set it in the Forest of Dean, which
28:10
is a place really like close to my heart
28:12
when there was a child, it's like my childhood,
28:14
Idil. So I wanted to really showcase that.
28:17
But actually lockdown really reminded
28:19
me of how amazing
28:21
this country was, how like rich in culture
28:24
and how beautiful it was, because we were all stuck here.
28:26
We were talking about Sutton Hoo earlier.
28:29
And there was two things that came out in lockdown.
28:31
One was the dig, the film. And
28:34
one was Paul and Bob's fishing
28:36
program, which I think is edited and shot really
28:38
beautifully. And it was like, God, look at this country
28:41
and look at our rivers and look at all this stuff. So
28:43
I really wanted to show that in
28:45
this program. And also I became
28:47
menopausal. So the character really
28:50
evolved that way. And I'm really glad, because
28:52
I'm not sure if seven years ago, if
28:55
Linda was menopausal, it would have
28:57
been,
28:58
I just don't know. People are saying,
29:00
how did you get a show
29:01
about the menopause commissioned?
29:04
I didn't, it wasn't about the menopause and
29:06
I've tricked
29:06
them into it. Well, that
29:08
once they've commissioned, you can do what you want. So
29:10
it is sort of a weird thing. If you can get through
29:13
those many, many stages
29:15
and do your taste of the tape, and then you can do what
29:17
you want when you, I mean, I'm jealous, because
29:20
I've been trying to get like West Country
29:23
sitcoms and comedy dramas off the ground
29:26
for years and years.
29:28
And now you come along and Jade Adams has done a
29:30
West Country sitcom as well. So, you know,
29:32
that's. I think it's not about where it's
29:34
settled. It is. It's the idea,
29:36
Rich. It is, they won't. If I went in now with my,
29:39
I've got, well, it's sort of simply, I
29:41
wanted to do a common drama about Roland
29:43
Pavey, who's a guy in the 19th century who,
29:47
who brought his own, someone's brought their
29:49
own guitar to heckle with. Someone
29:52
having a guitar lesson. While
29:55
I'm speaking. Yeah. I'm very
29:57
rude. But it's sort of a similar thing, because he
29:59
believed.
29:59
He believed we all have wings, invisible
30:03
wings, that when we're... So he was sort of spiritualist, he used
30:05
water-divining, and he tried to find a
30:07
cave in Cheddar Caves when all the caves were being discovered by
30:09
blowing a hole to try and find
30:11
a new cave, and in the end, he
30:13
just blew a big enough hole to open his
30:15
cave. So it was
30:18
just a cavern that he'd made with explosives. That
30:20
is a good story. It's a really good story. So
30:22
that sort of... It's sort of been a similar
30:25
thing to this. But
30:25
is he a white, middle-aged man? Um,
30:28
yeah, yeah. That's why it's not... Yeah,
30:31
that's why it's not... You can't do that anymore, can you? Now
30:33
it's all got to be... It's all got to be, uh, girls doing it now, isn't
30:35
it? That's it. That's
30:37
how it is now. It's flipped around.
30:40
That's the thing now.
30:41
They've got to be either dead or men of war
30:43
or... Um, I
30:46
don't know. I think... I think it is extraordinary,
30:48
because when we were sort of developing it and
30:51
talking to Channel 4 and everybody,
30:53
we were like, who is... Who
30:55
is Linda like? Like, what's the closest
30:58
story to this? And we were really trying to
31:00
think. And we were like, God, we
31:02
can't think of...
31:04
And the only character
31:06
that we could think of was Shirley Valentine, which was 1986 or
31:09
something like that, and
31:11
she was 42, and she
31:13
wasn't even menopausal. And
31:16
it was like, we can't, there must be.
31:18
And if you look at women sort of middle-aged
31:21
or older than 50, there's
31:23
no symptoms, like it's completely invisible
31:26
from their stories. And I'm not saying that
31:28
we have to see loads of menopausal
31:31
women all the time, but one in fucking 30
31:33
years. One at,
31:35
like, that's not too many,
31:36
is it? It is not too many. No, so it's... Or
31:39
just having some symptoms. There was,
31:41
you know, is it House Of Cards with Kevin
31:44
Spacey, isn't it, and Robin
31:46
Wright?
31:47
Yeah, I haven't seen it. No, there's one
31:49
scene in, like, three series where she
31:52
opens a fridge and goes... Like, opens
31:54
a fridge and goes like that, and I'm like, oh, and
31:56
then a woman walks into the kitchen, and I
31:58
was like, oh, they're going to have...
31:59
And then that was it, like, the
32:02
writers and the director was like, you can open a fridge,
32:04
you've got to shut it really quickly, and
32:06
you can't fucking talk about it. But
32:09
I just think, yeah, it's
32:11
kind of crazy that there's
32:13
not more than one. Yeah, it
32:15
is. Well, you know, but I feel like... But
32:18
like you say, it's not the...it just...Linda happens to
32:20
be menopausal, and she's
32:22
the female protagonist of this
32:24
story, but it's not...
32:26
I wouldn't say that it was a show about
32:28
the menop... That's where we need to get to.
32:30
We need to get to a point where there are
32:32
women who are older than 30
32:35
who do stuff. Like,
32:38
who are... APPLAUSE
32:41
Seriously, I...honestly,
32:43
the...like, I love
32:46
all people and there are some brilliant young
32:48
people, like, fantastic. But
32:51
there are such great women,
32:54
like, my age and not who are. The
32:56
top of their games, they're like the
32:59
most confident and wisest they've ever been. They've
33:01
got life experience. You know, where
33:03
are we? Like, why are we...why
33:06
don't we see us doing our stuff? What do you think it is? Why are we grannies?
33:09
Or why are we grannies? Yeah. Or
33:11
like, sad? Or like, mums?
33:13
Or why
33:15
can't we just be like humans having
33:17
adventures and doing stuff? And
33:19
a really interesting thing was, like,
33:22
I wanted Linda to get away from
33:24
that...the
33:25
house, so that she was,
33:27
like...
33:29
She was interacting as, like, a human
33:31
being. Like, she had children
33:34
and a husband and that's great. But
33:36
she had kind of...'cause she worked in a supermarket, she'd
33:38
kind of forgotten, lost who she was
33:41
and she never got that question. You
33:43
know, at her own 50th birthday party. And
33:46
I see this
33:47
at the family occasions where
33:50
older women don't get the question.
33:52
Like, there's a group of you and how
33:55
is school? Kids get asked how is school?
33:58
Like, men get asked how is work?
34:00
And then I've seen this and it breaks my
34:03
heart,
34:04
right? Older women don't
34:06
get that question and I want older women to
34:08
get that question. Like, assume
34:11
that she's doing something.
34:12
Ask her how she is. What is she
34:14
working on? What is she doing? Like,
34:16
how is she?
34:18
And I want to see that. Yeah,
34:20
it's not funny. That would just
34:22
have to be funny. It's fine because it's good. It's great.
34:25
But it needs somebody to go in. I
34:27
think it's partly because this
34:29
business has been so focused on
34:32
men, for sure, but then equally,
34:35
in the last ten years, it's
34:38
shifted a little bit. Mainly because of
34:40
me. That was a joke.
34:42
Nobody laughed. It shifted
34:44
a little bit. It cut that bit
34:46
out. There
34:49
aren't that many people who've been through
34:51
the ten years to get. Like you say,
34:53
it's taken you that time to get to where you're at. You
34:56
need to be in the business, first of all, to
34:58
get to the point where you can write this thing. And
35:00
not give up. Yeah, of course. And so it's very
35:02
easy to give up. It's very easy for anyone to give up. But
35:05
I absolutely 100% agree
35:07
with you. It's insane
35:09
that
35:11
you can't think of another example since Shirley Valentine
35:13
of anything. And it's not like Shirley Valentine.
35:16
No. But that is brilliant. It
35:20
is a credit. That was genius, that film. But
35:23
then I suppose Jerome Flynn's Alfred Molina,
35:26
a fifth. Oh, my God,
35:27
this is such an interesting... Because
35:30
the cast is unbelievable. I
35:32
didn't know this, OK. And I've told
35:34
him this so it doesn't matter. I saw
35:37
Jerome Flynn and John Wick 3 getting his
35:39
testicles bitten off by a dog. OK. Unsensitive.
35:42
I thought he did...
35:45
No, it's in the film. I don't know. We don't
35:47
have to bring it up. I'm so sorry.
35:54
I'm so sorry. It's all right. But... I
36:00
did it in such a funny way. Did he? That's
36:03
where, you know, people, that's, when was the last
36:05
drama about a man with one testicle and
36:08
his troubles with that?
36:09
Well... It's
36:14
just a comedy thing to John Wick,
36:16
isn't it? That a man gets his balls bit. Well,
36:18
I mean, I think they
36:20
may have, like, it kills him,
36:22
but I think they might, I think
36:24
they might be intact. I don't know, I didn't...
36:27
Okay, well,
36:27
I'll ask him through a series too. I'll
36:30
ask him, yeah. I'll talk you through with him. But,
36:32
so, and I thought, and then I saw him in John
36:35
Wick, and I was like, oh, that's, that guy, and he's really
36:37
good, and he's a really good insta... Because I haven't
36:39
seen Game of Thrones. But I thought, he's
36:41
got, there's something about him that is
36:43
really unique and different and special,
36:45
right? He's, that there's a depth
36:48
to him as an actor and whatever. So
36:50
I thought, oh, I've got
36:52
this character, Pigman, and he's this sad
36:54
character who has this tragic backstory,
36:57
and he lives in the woods on his own, and
37:00
all of this, and I think he'd be really good at it, and he's
37:02
called Pigman, and that's because of all these things.
37:05
So, a really amazing thing happened
37:07
with the show, which is that I had my top
37:09
list of actors, and then I thought we would
37:12
just start making our way down the list, you know,
37:14
so I'd end up with, you
37:16
know, maybe... Me. LAUGHTER
37:18
I'm just happy to make the list. I'm
37:20
happy to be right at the bottom
37:23
of the list. So, Jerome
37:25
Flynn was here, and then you were not that far
37:27
down, actually. And then... But
37:30
then we didn't have to, that's why you didn't get the call. But,
37:34
and then, so would you be this character,
37:36
Pigman?
37:38
Then we couldn't get hold of him, because he was off-grid, like,
37:40
he lives, you know, this... Anyway,
37:43
people said, you won't get him, doesn't do
37:45
many things, and I said, well, can we just ask
37:48
anyway? So they asked, and
37:50
he was like, oh, he's interested, because of the thing,
37:52
but he's slightly worried about the character's name,
37:54
which is Pigman, and stuff like that, and I was like, oh, fucking,
37:57
like... He's a
37:59
bit fussy, you know. Anyway, so then
38:01
I wrote him an email and said,
38:03
oh, this is why he's called Pigman.
38:05
This is his backstory, blah, blah, blah. And then he said, yes, he'd
38:07
do it. Then I looked
38:10
him up and he made
38:12
a film about pig farming, like
38:15
called Hogwood, a Modern Horror Story.
38:18
And he'd done all this activism
38:20
about pigs that I'd not
38:22
known about. And we have this like pig
38:24
skin that we were gonna get him to, well, we weren't,
38:27
you know. And I think it was Roadkill
38:30
anyway, like the pig skin. It wasn't like killed
38:32
for the show or anything like that. And
38:35
then that was a coincidence
38:37
that I'd asked him to be Pigman, not
38:39
knowing that he'd done all this work
38:42
for pigs.
38:43
Then the character- But he was
38:45
pro the pigs, right?
38:47
He loves pigs so much. Then
38:49
the character had given up his
38:52
quite affluent life. He
38:55
was like a city banker and he was really rich
38:57
and everything. But the only thing that he kept
38:59
from his old life was a milk frother. I
39:02
don't know if you've seen, but he's got his milk
39:04
frother in his cave that he froths up. And
39:07
the first time I spoke to Jerome, he said, oh, you
39:09
won't know this, but where I live in Wales,
39:13
I'm known as the frothy coffee guy. Wow.
39:15
And I was
39:17
like, well, I obviously didn't know that. And he was like,
39:19
no, but it's weird because of the pigs and the frothy
39:22
milk. So-
39:23
Did you ever go in about
39:25
chocolate buttons and the milk? Did you
39:28
say I hope that milks? He doesn't eat very chocolate.
39:30
That's good, that's good. I
39:33
was presenting Top of the Pops when Robson and Jerome
39:35
were number one. Really? Yeah.
39:39
So did you meet him? I don't know, sort of, I
39:41
don't, I wouldn't say we met up,
39:43
but he was- You introduced him. I
39:46
introduced him. My memory was they sang
39:48
the song and there was a lot of teenage
39:51
girls there screaming. It
39:53
was one of the most horrible things I've
39:55
ever experienced in my life. They smelled
39:57
really bad. Who smelled bad?
39:59
It was this horrible smell of teeth. What
40:02
do you mean they smelled burnt? There were all these overexcited
40:04
girls sweaty and they smelled... Why...
40:06
This is the worst person that you
40:08
could say, lots of girls smelled
40:10
horrible. Not... They were just because they were sweating. What do you mean?
40:13
They were all sweating and overexcited, and I just
40:15
would like to say that any of those top of the print
40:17
box presenters that managed to find that sexually
40:19
attractive, hats off to them for that,
40:21
because that was... Why were
40:23
they...? That was a difficult... OK, let's stop.
40:26
That was... Stop.
40:27
There's lots of things that are wrong with
40:29
this.
40:30
The first thing is horrible sweaty teenagers.
40:33
Hats off to Jimmy Savile is what I'm saying. The second
40:35
thing... Because how he
40:38
managed, I don't... was disgusting.
40:40
Well, none of this is going to make
40:41
it illegal, is it? So there's no
40:43
point in me calling out on all the terrible
40:46
points. Like, who is finding
40:49
them sexually? You've just pretty
40:51
much said that Robson and Jerome... Like, who...?
40:54
What I was going to say about Robson and Jerome, at
40:57
his point...
40:59
All these girls went crazy for Robson, and they
41:01
didn't. Whenever Robson sang, they went...
41:03
AHHH! And whenever... The other guy...
41:07
Robson and Jerome... Robson
41:09
Green? Yes. They
41:11
went nuts, Robson Green, and Jerome, nothing. And
41:13
there was a break in recording, and I went, Why
41:15
aren't you screaming for this guy? So
41:18
I asked him if he remembers me trying to stick... Now,
41:20
what's wrong with him? He's got a bit of
41:22
a funny nose. He's all right. So
41:25
they're screaming at Robson. They
41:27
loved Robson, they didn't like Jerome. I
41:29
think you're interpreting the silence completely. Yes!
41:35
Maybe they were listening. Shocked or... Maybe
41:38
they were trying to drown out Robson. Yeah,
41:40
maybe. And listen
41:42
to... It was poor. It was a poor...
41:46
Was it live? Yeah, well,
41:48
were they singing live? I think they probably were.
41:51
Were you speaking live? Oh, definitely. I was
41:53
not miming myself. I was definitely speaking
41:55
live. I think they probably did sing, but it was unchained
41:57
melody. It's a really
41:59
difficult song.
43:58
away. He
44:00
can come and stay, he can come and live.
44:02
There's nothing wrong with the guys and
44:05
Pigman is obviously a great guy, you
44:07
know, so they might appear that they've
44:11
got, you know, they're saying things
44:13
that are not quite,
44:15
you know, robust enough. But
44:18
you've got to be able to have fun. The
44:20
Eel women say, and Lisa
44:23
Tarbuck says...
44:25
They're very good, they're
44:27
all very funny characters. They're very good characters.
44:30
It's sort of, you know, it feels like... I don't
44:33
know, it's hard to... It is really hard to... The
44:36
tone of it is like Twin Peaks or
44:38
Northern Exposure or something like that.
44:39
Well, Northern Exposure was a big influence, as
44:41
was Detectoris and
44:45
Deer Hunter and Deliverance.
44:46
Deliverance! And
44:49
Shirley Valentine. They all
44:51
led into the kind of
44:53
tone of it. But actually a really interesting
44:55
thing is that I'm from
44:57
Gloucester and I love
44:59
the Forest of Dick. Like, I love it with all my
45:01
heart. And I remember when I was writing the
45:03
really, really early drafts of the script, I
45:05
had some notes back saying, it's just not
45:08
realistic. And I was like,
45:09
no, you need to go to the... Like, these
45:12
people are real. Like, I think
45:14
there was a worry that they were,
45:16
you know, it was really important to me
45:19
to... Basically what I was saying was that people
45:21
who live in rural communities, like, they've got
45:23
it sorted, you know, they look after each
45:25
other and they believe in things. And I think
45:27
that, you know, people... I live in
45:30
a city and I think we've kind of forgotten loads
45:32
of things that are really important. We don't really
45:34
know where our food or our clothes come from. We
45:36
don't have that sense of community that people
45:39
who live, like, in the country have. We're not
45:41
really in touch with the seasons or the weather, things
45:43
like that. We don't chuck eels into the air.
45:46
We don't make things out of wheat.
45:51
You know, so it's an affectionate look at rural
45:54
communities and the celebration
45:56
of them and of working class. I
45:58
always like... Something
46:00
that bothered me was, A, in a
46:02
lot of comedy dramas, like people are always really
46:05
rich,
46:06
but they don't seem to work, but they've got massive
46:09
houses.
46:10
And also working class people
46:12
are often portrayed as either heroin addicts
46:15
or just not very
46:17
bright, and that's not my reality at all.
46:20
That is just not the case. And so
46:22
I kind of wanted to
46:24
redress that a little bit.
46:27
You didn't ask me about that. I didn't, but it's
46:29
good. It's definitely
46:31
everyone should get to all four or
46:33
watch it on channel four and
46:35
watch it. It's a terrific thing
46:37
to have achieved this.
46:39
I know you're very
46:41
proud of it and rightly so.
46:47
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47:14
Let's talk about Taskmaster,
47:18
which you were
47:19
incredible on Taskmaster. What? I
47:22
don't think I was. You were, I mean, look, I think like,
47:25
I look at you on Taskmaster, that's the way
47:27
to, you know, I, because
47:29
I mean, Bridget,
47:33
don't get me wrong. I won Taskmaster and I won
47:35
Taskmaster champion of champions. Obviously,
47:38
but I
47:42
would say, well,
47:46
I would say it's probably had a negative
47:48
impact on my popularity.
47:52
So a lot of people say I did Taskmaster and then suddenly
47:54
I was selling lots
47:55
of tickets. I did Taskmaster now no one
47:57
wants to see me, but at least. It's getting briefer.
47:59
At least. I won. No, that
48:01
is a massive achievement and you
48:04
must have somehow got Greg to
48:06
like you as well. He can be
48:08
very like,
48:09
he can just do what he wants. But you had it,
48:11
I mean it's not, I almost want to say
48:13
it's a sexual relationship with Greg, but it wasn't. It
48:15
was like, it was like a primeval
48:18
nonce, it was like there were bits where
48:20
you two turned into wild animals
48:23
strutting around each other like stags. Turned
48:25
into one animal. You climb wild animals. A wild
48:27
animal. There was a bit
48:30
where you were you were saying stop cock and
48:32
he was prancing around and you started climbing
48:34
on him and it was it was
48:36
beyond sexual.
48:40
What is beyond sexual? I
48:42
don't know whatever that was, whatever happened between
48:44
you and Greg was like something deep.
48:47
That was like, that should be in the forest of Dean.
48:49
Matt, what was going on there? I
48:51
think that you
48:53
should just mix things up. If
48:57
you can climb up on a big throne
48:59
then you should. I don't
49:02
know, I'm going to tell you about my taskmaster
49:05
experience. That offer came in
49:07
in lockdown and when,
49:10
as you were talking about
49:12
the Fosters thing 10 years ago, so
49:14
what I did when that happened was I just
49:17
kept my head down and I
49:19
wrote another show and I just I was
49:21
like I'm
49:22
not really, I'm still finding my voice, I just
49:25
want to you know, I love my job
49:27
and stuff like that. So things did
49:29
come in like tv things and
49:31
I thought
49:32
I'm not going to be
49:34
probably very good at that.
49:37
This came in at a point where I wasn't
49:39
earning any money so that
49:41
was a consideration. Then
49:44
I think Taskmaster is genuinely different
49:46
from everything else and like I was
49:48
saying about Channel 4 and my producers who were like,
49:51
we want you to write in
49:53
your voice and things like that. Taskmaster
49:56
wants you to also do that and
49:58
I think that is
50:02
why it's so successful. I think
50:05
TV, like, successful, it's like
50:07
alchemy, like, you never know how it's going to land
50:09
until it's on. You can have the
50:11
best scripts, you can have the best people, and then
50:13
something goes wrong or something doesn't, it
50:16
just doesn't gel. It's a really hard thing to
50:19
do. And now that I've done, written
50:21
a TV show, I look at other TV shows and I really
50:24
respect everyone who's done it, because it's
50:27
just one thing can not work, and
50:29
that's it. And it's devastating
50:31
because it's so hard to get something commissioned,
50:34
and then you write it, and then you film it, and then you
50:36
edit it, and then for whatever reason it
50:38
doesn't, people don't go
50:41
for it. And that's really sad and depressing.
50:43
Taskmaster is absolutely brilliant.
50:46
And like you were saying about ghosts, you
50:48
can watch it with your kids, you can watch it with
50:50
your grandparents, it's brilliant, and they
50:52
want you, right?
50:54
So it came in and I thought, alright, that's quite
50:57
a good fee, I'll do that. And
51:01
then I thought I would
51:03
just really have fun with it, and
51:07
climb on Greg's chair if the opportunity
51:09
arose. But they're very good,
51:11
and they're very different.
51:13
And I think that,
51:16
you know, with stand-up, if you're,
51:20
I think people can tell
51:22
if you're not
51:23
genuine or yourself a little bit,
51:26
and I think that makes them feel a bit uncomfortable,
51:29
or even though we say, like, my material
51:31
in stand-up is not, there will
51:34
be like a grain of truth,
51:37
and then it's embellished and changed, and then,
51:39
you know, how can I make this one anecdote,
51:41
how can I change this thing that's happened to me, and
51:44
make it about a wider issue, or what
51:46
does that mean for the world or other people,
51:48
do you know what I mean? This happened to me when I
51:51
was with my cat
51:53
sort of thing, but what does that mean?
51:55
It can't just be that my
51:58
cat ate some floss and it was coming out of his head.
51:59
like
52:02
what does that is can I make that
52:04
about Brexit you know
52:07
I mean what what can I do with that yeah
52:09
and I think with I think with Taskmaster
52:12
it's just you know you got to
52:14
just be free and do
52:16
and have confidence in failing
52:18
I think failing is so important in
52:20
life I think we learn so much
52:22
from it and like like be
52:25
be who you are and fail
52:27
on your own terms like show the
52:29
world yourself like this is what
52:31
I think now at 51 and I wish my 21
52:34
year old self had known this is like but
52:36
we don't know this do we we just
52:38
hide ourselves constantly and we try and
52:41
be something else that we're not and then that
52:44
that makes us angry and sad and upset because
52:46
we're not but you know I'm flawed
52:49
you know you're very flawed
52:54
we all are and like Taskmaster was
52:56
the first job I think I did where
52:58
I was like
52:59
just don't be afraid to
53:02
look stupid and say
53:04
stuff and
53:05
so what if people say that you're
53:08
stupid and mad and don't
53:10
know anything does it really matter it
53:12
probably doesn't
53:13
it doesn't matter and it was you know again because
53:15
you were yourself I mean that you know there's like
53:17
so many bit version of my so what yeah
53:20
but I mean the big way you're doing the water you try
53:22
to do the pedometer in your walk
53:24
it literally didn't work it didn't work
53:27
if you walk
53:31
like
53:33
when I did that when
53:36
I walked normally it didn't change
53:38
it only changed when I did that
53:42
and people thought I was trying to be funny I wasn't
53:44
I was trying to make the pedometer work
53:46
but
53:49
everyone should do that show they should but
53:51
it's an extraordinary thing to be thrown into something and know
53:53
you have no idea you know like yeah
53:56
you don't know any clue what's coming up sometimes
53:59
just face
55:59
And then it would have cost,
56:02
it would have blown the whole series budget
56:04
to get a real eel.
56:06
Animals are so expensive aren't they? Ten horses and
56:08
one eel. I was like, can we just get
56:10
a fucking horse to swim underneath? And
56:14
yeah, so I couldn't have an eel swim
56:16
past me but... No. But let's talk about
56:18
ghosts. Ghosts. It's
56:20
a very memorable, you were saying backstage that you
56:23
couldn't believe anyone would remember you in it. But I think
56:25
it's a very pivotal and memorable character.
56:29
I think, you know, I've
56:31
seen the show a lot because I've watched it and now I've watched
56:33
it again
56:34
with my daughter. And you know, I've
56:36
seen every episode about three times I would say.
56:39
But,
56:40
you know, that really sticks in
56:42
the mind. And as you say, it's like your first,
56:44
I know you've done some sketch stuff and you were brilliant in the one
56:46
we talked about before, I'm sure the Kevin Elden show
56:49
where you did Susie Sue. Oh, yes. But
56:51
you hadn't like, this was one of your, like, I'd
56:53
say your first acting job after 20 years
56:56
of trying to be an actor. For much
56:59
like 97 I left drama school.
57:00
Right, OK.
57:02
So yeah, about that. So
57:05
since 1997 there's been a sweetcorn advert. Yeah,
57:09
well that was, I'm sure was good. Annie
57:12
and Linda. So
57:15
what... Why is that? I don't know,
57:18
but there's lots, you know, there's, I think there's, being
57:20
an actor is a very difficult gig. Yeah.
57:23
And, you know, being a stand-up comparatively, you can keep
57:25
working. So if you get a job as a stand-up, you're
57:27
going to go, you know, why would I do...? And
57:29
you can have much more control over your career. Yeah, you've got no control
57:31
and you don't know you're going to work as an actor. Exactly.
57:35
So it's nice if an acting job comes up and I like it, doing
57:37
it every now and again. But yeah, if you write
57:39
your own thing, you can do it. But it's nice that they got you in. And
57:42
I think you
57:42
were perfect for that ghost one.
57:45
Well, that's very kind of you, thank you. And
57:47
I did love it because it was, and I was,
57:50
I think I might have screamed and
57:52
immediately said to my kids,
57:55
oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I've just had an email
57:57
from my agent through and...
57:59
And it was the
58:02
guy had said, it's only four
58:04
words. And I
58:06
was like, I would just be in the background.
58:09
Like I couldn't, it was genuinely
58:12
a career like highlight. I
58:15
think I might have cried. But
58:18
yeah, I think, because Ghost for me, because like
58:20
in the last 20 years or so, my absolute
58:24
just is favorite
58:26
shows are detectorists and then
58:28
ghosts. So to get
58:30
that, I was like, I'll just, I'll do anything.
58:33
And then they were like, oh yeah, we might give
58:35
you like five lines in the next
58:37
series, five words or something.
58:40
But I didn't care even if I wasn't in
58:43
the next one, but yeah, that was
58:46
just to be part, I genuinely
58:48
think that Ghost is one of those
58:50
shows that is so rare
58:53
and comes around
58:55
probably less than once in a decade.
58:57
I just think it's gonna, people will
58:59
be talking about it and watching it in 30, 40 years time. And
59:03
everyone in it is
59:05
so individually
59:07
like
59:10
the best at what they do. If you think about all
59:12
the people in that and there was an
59:14
ensemble and just the whole show, and
59:16
it's so profound and moving,
59:18
and it's so well-written and it's so funny and
59:21
it's so well shot, I genuinely,
59:23
they should be so proud of that. And
59:26
it really doesn't happen very often. And to
59:28
be a part of that, I mean, I
59:32
just was, I'm very proud to be in
59:34
that
59:34
show. Yeah, it's great. It's wonderful you've
59:37
done. And yeah, you'll still be playing when
59:39
you're a ghost, an actual ghost. And
59:41
you can look at the, a ghost, you can
59:44
look at your performance as a ghost to go, that wasn't how
59:47
being a ghost is like, oh, why
59:49
aren't I going, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo? Like
59:53
I am now. Oh. Look,
59:58
let's talk.
59:59
I did do that in my... my series, my Radio 4
1:00:01
series, Mortal, I did talk like that as I go. Did
1:00:03
you? Yeah, that's the right way. They've made a mistake. They've
1:00:06
got to re-record the whole series, go... HE
1:00:10
SINGS It'll be a very long, very
1:00:13
long series as they try to get their lines out.
1:00:15
Look, this is an Edinburgh Fringe podcast. Let's
1:00:17
talk about you at Edinburgh Show. It's called Who Am I? Who
1:00:19
Are You?
1:00:20
Do you answer that question? Who Am I? I'm
1:00:23
getting to know. Yeah. But do
1:00:25
we ever really know who we are? I don't think
1:00:28
so. I hope not. I
1:00:30
hope I never find out who I am. Because
1:00:33
I think that, you know, when something happens and
1:00:35
you go,
1:00:35
that wasn't like me, it was, wasn't it?
1:00:37
Because you did it. LAUGHTER Do
1:00:41
you know what I mean? It's like, you did it,
1:00:43
you've been caught on CCTV and now you're
1:00:45
in prison. So it was you that
1:00:47
did it. Yeah. But I... I...
1:00:51
I think I'm getting to know who I am.
1:00:54
Yeah. I think... I
1:00:56
don't know. I feel... I feel like...
1:01:00
..that I'm more like I was when I was little
1:01:02
now. Yeah,
1:01:04
and do you think that... And I think that's... I think that's
1:01:06
because I'm infertile now. I've had my
1:01:08
last period. Yeah. So I
1:01:10
don't... I feel like there's a whole part of
1:01:12
my life that's
1:01:14
not necessary anymore. Yeah.
1:01:17
Well, it's nice for you to
1:01:19
talk about... Again, that's something that doesn't get... For men and women,
1:01:22
that doesn't get talked about. I know it's not the same for men,
1:01:25
men will, you know, things do change. And
1:01:27
men do go nuts, I think.
1:01:29
I mean, more
1:01:31
men go nuts than women do, than
1:01:34
I think in Middle Ages. Because
1:01:34
you don't talk about stuff enough. Yeah.
1:01:37
So then, you know, I think men...
1:01:39
So many men, you know, my contemporaries,
1:01:42
it terrifies me. They get to their 50s
1:01:44
and suddenly
1:01:46
start thinking insane crap and spouting
1:01:48
shit. And I think because...
1:01:50
It's because they are, you
1:01:52
know, in youth, men are, you know, are
1:01:54
that sort of top dog thing and then they have to get used to...
1:01:58
They become less relevant. I know...
1:01:59
you would say,
1:02:01
more relevant and vulnerable. But that's
1:02:02
about where you get your power from, isn't
1:02:03
it? Yeah, so it's about power.
1:02:05
I think that the root of all of our
1:02:07
problems and evil is status
1:02:10
and power and ego
1:02:12
is a part of that as well. And it's like
1:02:14
for a woman, if you're a young woman, I
1:02:18
mean, Mary Wollstonecraft talked about this in 1770, whatever,
1:02:23
but it's like if your power
1:02:25
is from beauty
1:02:26
or from
1:02:28
position and things like that, that's
1:02:31
a false power and that's not going to stay
1:02:33
with you. And real power comes from
1:02:36
actually being who
1:02:38
you are as a
1:02:40
person, that's real power and knowing
1:02:42
that and knowing how to interact
1:02:44
in the world. But you can't use
1:02:47
your power, like money, beauty, all
1:02:49
these things, they're false powers. And
1:02:51
once they go, you don't know
1:02:54
who you are and where your power comes from. So
1:02:56
if you've never had those things, I think you're
1:02:58
probably in a much better
1:03:01
place when you become like
1:03:03
middle aged or older because you've
1:03:06
not lost those things. So for
1:03:08
me, I'm plued. I
1:03:11
think I didn't ever get power from
1:03:13
being
1:03:14
like pretty
1:03:16
or anything like that. I
1:03:18
always try to be funny or say something. And
1:03:23
so I don't feel like now that I'm 51 and
1:03:26
I'm menopausal and I'm not
1:03:28
having periods anymore. So I'm not in my reproductive
1:03:31
years. I don't feel like I'm
1:03:33
trying to figure out who I am. I feel like
1:03:35
a return to self.
1:03:37
Yeah, but that's a great, for
1:03:39
men and women, that's a great thing to hear because
1:03:41
you do, I fear getting older and
1:03:44
there's lots of things to worry about, but
1:03:46
I think you're right. There's lots of positive things
1:03:49
about it. But
1:03:49
that's an acceptance of mortality
1:03:52
and death. And we do have to face
1:03:54
that though. Like we can't be afraid
1:03:57
of getting older because we just get better
1:03:59
as we get older.
1:03:59
And the things that you think that
1:04:02
you value and you lose as you get older, they're
1:04:05
false things that don't matter. And
1:04:07
those things are our looks, our
1:04:11
health.
1:04:11
Like you say, we were
1:04:14
supposed to die when we were 35. No,
1:04:17
we've got all these things that we have to deal with.
1:04:20
Like hairy penises.
1:04:21
Yeah, remember
1:04:24
that. Think about that. Yeah.
1:04:28
What did you... Shaving your own penis,
1:04:31
Luke. Think about that.
1:04:32
You don't shave it. Get it waxed. Get
1:04:34
down to the hair dresses. I can't get it
1:04:36
waxed.
1:04:40
It would lead to terrible things. It wouldn't
1:04:43
be that densely hairy either. No, but
1:04:45
it would be too sexually arousing. It
1:04:48
really would have. Have you ever been waxed?
1:04:51
I haven't. I've seen some videos of it
1:04:53
online, though. I've seen some videos
1:04:55
of it
1:04:56
online where it gets... People get
1:04:58
all sorts like that. Anuses
1:05:01
bleached and waxed. Waxed
1:05:04
and bleached. I would feel uncomfortable
1:05:07
having my penis waxed. Having
1:05:09
your... Penis waxed, I would find that.
1:05:11
I'm not even sure the hair dresses
1:05:14
would do it. I
1:05:18
think if I went in and said that, they'd go, get out
1:05:20
of here. I'm thinking of a trim and
1:05:22
this other thing. Tell
1:05:26
us where you're on in Edinburgh, and you're also touring this show,
1:05:29
I should say, throughout the autumn. I
1:05:31
am,
1:05:31
yes. Do
1:05:33
you know where you're on in Edinburgh? Yes,
1:05:35
I'm at the stand. I'm
1:05:38
not sure what time. I
1:05:40
can look it up. I think it might be around lunchtime.
1:05:43
Yeah, it's usually about that
1:05:45
time. Yes.
1:05:46
I'm usually on between 11
1:05:48
and 2. OK. And
1:05:51
it's... Just go down. The stand is a great venue,
1:05:54
so go and hang out there and watch all the shows and
1:05:56
bridge it or turn up eventually. Or
1:05:59
just look in the...
1:05:59
fringe programme or HAP. Yeah, or I
1:06:02
could, you
1:06:04
know, we could put it on more. I'll put it in the blurb. I'll
1:06:06
put it on the blurb. They can look at the blurb.
1:06:08
But make sure you know what time it is. I think
1:06:10
it's one o'clock.
1:06:11
Thank you so much. Yes,
1:06:14
I'm on at one fifty. At the stand.
1:06:17
But only for the first ten days or
1:06:19
something? Yeah, like second to the ninth. Yeah, cocaine.
1:06:21
And then off on tour and where can we... Gosh,
1:06:24
I'm gonna misswork it. Yeah,
1:06:26
three months, three and a bit months.
1:06:28
And it's properly day after day. It's quite
1:06:30
dense. It is quite dense. So you're not going to come
1:06:32
home between a lot of those gigs.
1:06:33
Do you know what? I've got this thing. If I can get
1:06:36
home, if it's less than like two and a half hours,
1:06:38
I'm going to come home. Yeah. Even
1:06:40
if you've seen the next gigs. Yeah,
1:06:42
I think so. I'm a real home bird. Yeah,
1:06:45
me too. That's why I've done. I love being at home.
1:06:47
You know, I'm touring this and
1:06:49
then I'm hopefully going to tour a stand-up show after this. But
1:06:51
I haven't done it since. No. Because I like being
1:06:53
at home during
1:06:53
the day. I do. I love performing the
1:06:55
show and meeting the audience. Yeah. But I
1:06:58
really miss home so much. Yeah.
1:07:00
But we have to because it's our... It's
1:07:01
our job. It's our calling, isn't it? It's
1:07:04
our call... Well, it's our income, isn't it? It's our...
1:07:07
It's
1:07:10
our calling. It is our calling. Yes. I can't imagine
1:07:12
doing anything. It's my income. That's part
1:07:16
of it as well. That's part of it. Hopefully,
1:07:18
with a bit of luck. If you don't, you know. Well,
1:07:20
I hope to get re-com... Well, I mean, there's no money in TV,
1:07:23
is there? Not, you know, not
1:07:25
really.
1:07:26
But I hope to get, you know. I think it's
1:07:28
touring, isn't it, really?
1:07:29
Touring's good. But it's the main... Do a podcast.
1:07:33
Somebody told me the other
1:07:35
day... It was Jessica Nappett. Oh, yeah. There's
1:07:37
a thing that you can do and get paid for
1:07:39
it, which is
1:07:41
people want you to do something and
1:07:44
you do it. Yeah, it's... What's
1:07:46
it called? It's the oldest profession in the world.
1:07:51
Cameo? No, it's...
1:07:55
Blind people. Blind people?
1:07:58
I should be interviewing this guy. You get blind, blind
1:08:00
people pay you to do what? It's
1:08:03
a nap where you are audience for blind people.
1:08:06
No, it's... Is it a nap where your
1:08:08
eye's for blind people? I mean, that
1:08:10
was a bit of a leap from what she was saying there,
1:08:12
mate. I think, you know... I think it's like people...
1:08:14
You think Jessica Knapp is
1:08:16
going... Jessica Knapp, the established famous
1:08:18
actor... It might be that. ..is looking at things for
1:08:21
blind people and describing it to them. She's
1:08:23
got better things to do.
1:08:26
She'd never do it, she's mean. I
1:08:29
think it's things like, oh, could
1:08:31
you, you know, I don't know, eat an
1:08:34
apple or something? Right. Only
1:08:36
fans.
1:08:38
That's it, only fans. Did
1:08:41
you know about it the whole time? It's...
1:08:44
I mean, it's sort of like Cameo, but it... Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't...
1:08:46
I don't think you need to... A bit like Cameo, what? I
1:08:48
don't think you need to go... I don't think you need to... Only
1:08:50
fans. It's...
1:08:52
If my tour doesn't... So, I don't
1:08:54
need to do that yet, is it? I wouldn't...
1:08:57
I mean, if you want to, I mean, I wouldn't... I'm
1:09:00
not... Why don't I know about stuff? I'm 51.
1:09:03
Is it because I'm from Gloucester? People make a lot of... Ooh,
1:09:06
there's this thing, right? People
1:09:08
make a lot of money on OnlyFans. And it's called OnlyFans. A lot
1:09:10
of people... What do you have to do?
1:09:15
I think if I shave my penis on OnlyFans,
1:09:17
I reckon I could probably make 50 or 50, 100 fans. Oh,
1:09:19
I have no idea it was mucky stuff. Is it mucky
1:09:22
stuff?
1:09:22
Not exclusively. But
1:09:24
he thought it was for blind people. Yeah, he's a nice
1:09:26
guy. He's the only person in the room
1:09:28
thinking, oh, he's probably an altruistic website.
1:09:31
They're helping the blind to see things by
1:09:33
describing it to them. Or it might be the
1:09:35
one where you get your tips out and people wank
1:09:38
off. It's one of those two. Is it one of those
1:09:40
two?
1:09:41
There must be an app for... There
1:09:44
is! There must be an app... If blind
1:09:46
people want to masturbate to
1:09:48
celebrities, there has to be an
1:09:51
app for them. And if there isn't, we have
1:09:53
to make it. How would it work, do
1:09:55
you think? I am shaving my penis now. Oh,
1:10:01
he's just like, just describe it. They
1:10:04
won't know what you look like, are they?
1:10:06
I am very handsome. I
1:10:08
look like a young Michael J Fox. Well,
1:10:11
you do a bit. Yeah. But
1:10:14
he's still quite a handsome
1:10:16
as him. He's still handsome.
1:10:21
Oh, you know how, like, you can age the same
1:10:23
as people or you can end up looking like
1:10:25
them, because
1:10:27
I think that I looked like a young Charles
1:10:30
II when he was about 19, but
1:10:32
not when he was 52.
1:10:34
That's true. But
1:10:36
you haven't aged, I don't understand it. You've
1:10:39
aged backwards, if anything. I haven't aged.
1:10:42
You have your... I've
1:10:43
grown my fringe out. That's not
1:10:45
aging, that's just hair. You can't just go,
1:10:48
my hair's different. It's not how
1:10:50
you... Oh, look at her. She must be older.
1:10:52
Her hair isn't the same as it was. She could
1:10:54
have been in the hairdresser.
1:10:55
Do you film these? Yeah.
1:10:58
So if you look at the one that I did, and
1:11:00
now I'll look, I will look
1:11:03
eight years... When was it, eight years
1:11:04
ago? Eight years ago. I will look eight years older.
1:11:07
Well, I am going to look at them both. Your
1:11:09
eyes get smaller. Do they? Well, just mine.
1:11:14
It's finished now, isn't it? It
1:11:16
is. It should have. We can wrap up,
1:11:18
but, you know, I quite like when it gets
1:11:20
a bit giddy. Oh, my goodness, we have been talking for
1:11:23
ages. Poor, these poor people.
1:11:24
Oh, God. I'm really sorry. So
1:11:27
sorry. I'm so sorry for what we've done. Did
1:11:29
I say too much? It's because... Did
1:11:32
I speak too much? Be
1:11:34
honest. Yeah,
1:11:37
only about three people said no. No,
1:11:41
look, I wish I could talk to you for a lot
1:11:43
longer.
1:11:43
Well, I'll have to come on again, like all your... You can
1:11:45
come back. You can come back. Men that you get back multiple
1:11:47
times. Second time. Look,
1:11:50
did you hear? We're just joking, we're
1:11:52
really good friends. Which
1:11:55
is a proper big feminist? Huh? Oh,
1:11:57
there's this kicking off over there. Everyone's going home. It's
1:11:59
time to go. Thank you very much. Bye. Thank you. Ladies
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1:12:05
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