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Comfortable. October
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the 23rd, 1642. A
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Sunday. We're
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in the heart of England, near
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the village of Kyneton in the county of
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Warwickshire. It's
0:45
a crisp autumn morning. Across
0:49
a misty rolling valley, two armies form
0:51
up. On
0:54
the slope of Edge Hill, under
0:56
a fluttering royal standard, are 12,000 royalists.
1:00
They are to fight for their king. A
1:04
mile opposite, under the cross of
1:06
St George, are a similar
1:08
number of parliamentarians. The
1:10
self-proclaimed soldiers of the people. An
1:14
air of confusion hangs. Nobody's
1:17
quite sure how to even get this
1:19
battle started. It's
1:22
been so long since anybody in England has fought
1:24
a proper war, that the
1:26
organizers are reduced to consulting instruction
1:28
manuals. Swedish
1:30
military strategy is currently all the
1:32
rage. It's musketeers
1:35
in the center. Check. Pike
1:37
men on either side. Check. Time
1:41
wears on. Patience is straining.
1:44
The mounted troops soothe their restless
1:46
charges. The
1:49
infantry grow resentful at being pushed around
1:51
by the clueless toffs. They
1:53
know that in the end, the
1:55
hurly-burly will come down to them.
1:58
Them and their sixteen men. foot lances, two
2:02
bristling hedgehog walls ramming into
2:04
each other. By
2:10
the time they're ready, it's past lunchtime. Delegations
2:13
ride into no man's land for a parley. Both
2:17
sides confirm. They'll begin
2:19
at two o'clock. But
2:22
as they return to their lines, someone
2:25
in the parliamentary artillery gets itchy fingers
2:27
and loses off a cannon. And
2:35
so begins the first
2:37
major engagement of the
2:39
English Civil War. Back
2:48
down the Banbury Road, arriving too
2:51
late to take any meaningful part, is
2:53
the officer in charge of a Cambridge Academy
2:56
troop, a member
2:58
of Parliament named Oliver
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Cromwell. From
3:08
Noiser, this is part two
3:11
of the Cromwell story. And
3:14
this is Real Dictators.
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England has been torn by civil war before.
3:29
It was the Wars of the Roses, one hundred
3:31
and fifty years earlier, that placed the Tudors on
3:33
the throne. But no
3:35
war fought on home soil will
3:37
have the destructiveness of the conflicts
3:40
about to ravage these isles. The
3:44
English Civil War will be just one component.
3:47
Across fourteen long years, the
3:50
Wars of the Three Kingdoms, to
3:53
give them their more accurate title, will
3:55
account for over half a million dead.
4:00
In England alone, they will
4:02
kill more people than World Wars I and
4:04
II combined. There will
4:07
not be a village, a family that
4:09
remains untouched by the carnage that is
4:11
about to roll out across the realms.
4:15
Death and destruction will rage from
4:17
Newmarket to New England, Dublin
4:20
to Dundee, Dunkirk
4:22
to Virginia. Let's
4:32
scroll back a few months to where
4:34
we left off at the end of the last episode. In
4:38
the summer of 1642 Ireland is still in open rebellion. The
4:43
Scots, meanwhile, recently occupied north-east
4:45
England. The
4:47
relationship between Crown and Parliament has
4:49
been broken irreparably. King
4:52
Charles has fled London and
4:54
raised his standard at Nottingham. It's
4:57
an open declaration of war on
4:59
Parliament and by extension his people.
5:03
Charles intends to take the capital and
5:05
restore royal authority. Parliament
5:08
aims to bring the King home and
5:10
to the negotiating table. This
5:13
is a battle for the monarchy's soul. Dr
5:17
Anna Kaye. One
5:20
of the things you have to really remember about
5:22
the civil war is that it was not a
5:24
fight between people who wanted a republic and people
5:26
who wanted a monarchy. Both sides, on the sort of
5:28
what are we fighting for, wanted to retain a monarchy.
5:30
It was all about what kind of religious arrangements there
5:32
should be and what the extent of the power of
5:35
the King should be. At
5:37
the outbreak of war, Oliver Cromwell
5:40
has no military experience whatsoever.
5:43
But circumstances will push him to the fore.
5:50
Professor John Morrow. I
5:52
mean, everyone can see the horrors of what a civil
5:54
war will be. Most People
5:56
still think that in the end this
5:58
can be sorted out. By a
6:01
negotiation compromised. Almost more
6:03
thing when some suppose historically was by
6:05
like three. but you be fighting him
6:08
than your states are at risk so
6:10
most people are catching some accounts most
6:12
people are getting snow, most people are
6:14
trying to avoid making a decision. On
6:17
it. at that point the
6:19
control of the local all
6:22
reese to almost full suit
6:24
hardliners, Promo. becomes one
6:26
of the hardliners. Right
6:31
now he is a humble, untried
6:33
captain. And. The regional East
6:35
Anglian only. Answerable to
6:37
the Earl of Manchester. Cromwell.
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Has no background apps all Salisbury. Now
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he was the than they the militia
6:44
which would have mans you to been
6:46
trying to few days a year so
6:48
he comes up to completely fresh and
6:50
I think he's lucky in that in
6:53
the very early months that he may
6:55
need Schools and small cavalry skirmishes of
6:57
people equally innocence of warfare. Overall
7:01
command of the Parliamentary com he gone to
7:03
Robert Devereux. Those of us that. He
7:06
is the obvious choice. One
7:09
of a few senior parliamentarians with
7:11
any military experience. As
7:14
an axe to grind. His
7:16
father lost his head to Elizabeth,
7:18
the first. Unfortunately
7:21
the current url as a signal
7:23
from. Is a bit of a drunkard.
7:26
Indecisive. His
7:28
much younger wife has run off with
7:30
another man, citing impotence on the part
7:32
of her husband's. This.
7:34
Will be the source of feel torn. Let's
7:37
assume the enemy. But. His own troops
7:39
to. Professor.
7:42
Peter Goon. He's quite
7:44
long in the truth is quite an elderly
7:46
think up by fond of the Civil War.
7:48
Is a competent commander? Rollin a
7:51
dynamic come on. He's.
7:53
Able to lead some good
7:55
campaigns, but overall it's Apache
7:58
military record. He makes mistakes,
8:00
he makes miscalculations, On
8:04
the Royalists side, it's the king
8:07
himself who is the nominal military
8:09
supreme. One of those red
8:11
lines that Charles wouldn't negotiate on by. right?
8:13
by God. I'm Commander in Chief, and that
8:15
brought the way through the war. And
8:18
he is an active come on. He does
8:20
play a role on the battlefield that age
8:22
they'll a new breed. but he also
8:24
delegates command. Charles.
8:28
Has his own issues of maintenance, At
8:31
Nottingham on August Twenty second. The
8:33
royal standard is raise defiantly. But.
8:36
A howling wind blows it down. At
8:40
four hundred square feet Sikhism, a
8:42
very sick carpet and now sopping
8:45
wet, it will prove too heavy
8:47
to list again. And
8:50
not many people have turned up
8:52
a paltry eight hundred horse and
8:54
three hundred foot month. But.
8:57
The king's assured that their
8:59
allegiance of loyal Welshman spoiling
9:01
for site so he makes
9:03
his way west to Shrewsbury.
9:12
At this time there is no standing army.
9:15
Troops. Are raised according to need.
9:17
Neither. Side can boast companies have
9:19
regular this. The bands
9:22
of local militia of renowned more for
9:24
drinking skills and weapons drills. That
9:28
is not to doubt the bravery of
9:30
ordinary Englishman. The. Yeoman of
9:32
England and indeed rooms have been the
9:34
backbone of campaigns and I shinko. Only
9:38
not since medieval times pitted against
9:40
each other. In
9:43
numbers To begin with, parliament has the upper
9:45
hand. Essex's enlisted
9:48
the contingent of London Apprentice
9:50
Boys. They're. Identifiable by
9:52
the short cropped hair. A
9:55
new rebellious trend. It.
9:57
Will earn the Army a derogatory nickname.
10:00
Roundheads. The.
10:02
King's Offices with their silks and
10:04
frills and feathers. Will. Be
10:06
dismissed by their opponents as decadence.
10:09
Spanish Style Caballero Us. Cavaliers.
10:16
As the army's assemble
10:18
ideology recedes, the country
10:20
breaks along tribal loans.
10:24
The. Nobility and the provincial peasantry
10:26
rally to the Royalists. The tradesmen
10:28
in the merchants to parliament. Geographically.
10:32
The north and west of for the
10:34
King, the south and east to Westminster.
10:38
It's. The urban progressive swiss. The
10:40
rural conservatives, The Metropolitan
10:42
versus the shiny. New
10:45
Money Buses Old. There
10:49
are anomalies: leo's of Essex
10:51
and Manchester, or among the
10:53
band of rebel nobles supporting
10:55
parliament. Geographically
10:57
to there are outliers. England's second
10:59
city is the great part of
11:02
Bristol. So situated deep in the
11:04
King's West country, it's in the
11:07
hands of the parliamentarians. But
11:10
the cleavages of the Civil War
11:12
will dominate English lice and politics
11:14
for centuries. Arguably, they still do.
11:18
Across the land ancient settlements
11:21
that world foundations not much
11:23
changed since the Middle Ages
11:25
begin. Forty sign. Arms.
11:31
And money or in the hands of Parliament. The.
11:33
King must strike before his resources
11:35
run out. He still
11:37
big box of his stuff. Is
11:40
march to shoes be best. Fruit. Within.
11:43
The months ten thousand recruits com drifting
11:45
out of the Welsh Mountains. The
11:49
king also has an ace of his
11:51
sleeves a star signing. He
11:54
comes in the shape of his nephew, Prince
11:56
Rupert of the Rhine. Age
11:59
twenty two, look at is a dashing
12:01
cavalry officer. A young start.
12:03
Squashed and his wife. And
12:08
quite the character. With. Is flowing
12:10
locks and down the outfits. He
12:13
speaks English with a heavy German accent.
12:16
According to legend, he travels and fights
12:18
with his pet poodle. Boy.
12:20
Tucked into his tunic. Group.
12:23
It's men are known to fight twin
12:25
pistol suppose back. At
12:27
his signature twist chemically church.
12:31
But. Flesh whoop. It is also a bit of a whose
12:33
head. Not. A team player.
12:36
Managing. This marquee signing of become
12:38
an issue in itself. Professor
12:42
Clear Jackson. The.
12:44
One of the tragedies of the civil wars
12:46
is the extent to which families are inevitably
12:48
to, but I did it. One brother might
12:51
take up arms for the Royal his side
12:53
and another might take up arms to the
12:55
parliamentarians. Exactly the same happened. chose the first
12:57
own family they sister Elizabeth as the he
12:59
marries in exile in the Netherlands for oldest
13:02
son's Charles Louis. And. See side
13:04
with parliament's Quite controversially they come
13:06
over to England. So. Louise
13:08
younger brother Prince Rupert becomes one is
13:10
Charles the first prominent cavalry demand as
13:13
and also his other brother Prince Morris.
13:15
And these two German brothers know any
13:17
of a huge amounts of experience fighting
13:20
during the says he is war, but
13:22
they also bring a reputation with them.
13:24
It's sort of continental butchery. Essex
13:28
tracks the King's men westwards.
13:31
The. Risk of issues around booster. Rupert.
13:34
Boasts that the sniffling round heads of
13:36
their for the taking. Him
13:44
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13:46
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October the 12th, the royalist army begins
15:17
massing for the big push south. In
15:21
an age of poor roads and thick woodlands,
15:24
the armies lose sight of each other. Then
15:27
in the early hours of October the 23rd,
15:29
Rupert's scouts spy the fires
15:32
of Essex's encampment. The
15:36
king could sidestep the enemy altogether and
15:38
march straight on London, but
15:41
excitable Rupert advises Uncle Charles to
15:43
seize the advantage. They'll
15:45
finish this thing right here.
15:48
And so, in the
15:50
Warwickshire countryside, the first
15:52
mass engagement of the Civil War takes
15:54
place. In
16:01
military terms, it's amateurish. After
16:04
an hour of artillery bombardment, the
16:07
maneuvers are tentative. Neither
16:09
side is comfortable yet with the prospect
16:11
of slaughtering fellow countrymen. And
16:14
there is a lack of discipline. The
16:16
sight of Rupert's charges causes the roundheads
16:19
to scatter. But
16:21
when the prince chases the stragglers and attempts
16:23
to loot the baggage waggers, the
16:26
royalists lose their shape. Victory
16:29
is not consolidated. There
16:34
are about a thousand dead and three thousand
16:37
wounded at the Battle of Edge Hill, as
16:39
it will be named. As
16:42
both sides tactically retreat, it's
16:44
a score draw at best. Quite
16:47
tepid compared with the rampant savagery
16:49
that will soon unfold. When
16:53
the king enters the town of Banbury,
16:55
then Oxford, he's met
16:57
with cheering crowds. But
17:00
he has failed to lend the killer blow. And
17:04
now, instead of storming London, he prefers
17:07
to take a cautious, scenic advance up
17:09
the Thames Valley. In
17:12
November, the king is beaten back just
17:14
west of the capital, Aternum Green. There
17:17
are rumors of atrocities, some
17:19
fictitious, some genuine, of
17:22
roundhead soldiers being used by cavaliers
17:24
as human shields. Of
17:27
the mutilation of prisoners, already
17:29
the media is playing a part. With
17:35
winter closing in, the campaign season of 1642 comes to
17:38
a close. Troops
17:42
are unable to sustain themselves through the
17:44
barren months. The roads
17:46
are impassable. The
17:48
king retires to a snowbound Oxford.
17:51
It will be his new forward base, his
17:54
rival capital. At the
17:56
end of 1642, there are now two Englands. Back
18:01
in Cambridgeshire, Cromwell spends
18:04
the long dark months drilling local
18:06
units. He
18:08
stumps up one hundred pounds from his own
18:10
pocket to spend on arms and
18:13
raises two companies of volunteers. From
18:17
the periphery at Edge Hill, he
18:19
saw enough to know that victory will only
18:21
come with effective cavalry, still
18:23
the most important unit in battle. Great
18:26
cavalry too, just breastplates
18:29
and open fronted helmets, enabling
18:31
his mobile troops to shoot as well as wield
18:33
a sword from the saddle. As
18:36
the snows thaw, his training
18:38
pays off. Cromwell
18:44
rises up remarkably quickly through
18:46
the ranks. Initially, he's
18:49
a gentleman, he's an MP, so he's commissioned
18:51
even though he has no military experience. Some
18:54
of 1642, as captain of a
18:56
troop of horse, probably 60 to
18:59
80 mounted soldiers. Early
19:02
in 1643, he's promoted as
19:04
Colonel of a horse regiment,
19:06
cavalry regiment in Parliament's
19:08
biggest most successful regional army,
19:11
which is the Army of the Eastern Association. What
19:14
really makes him this, that the
19:17
Army of the Eastern Association is
19:19
ordered by Parliament to go and
19:21
fight further north, leaving him as
19:23
the most senior of the junior
19:25
officers to protect East Anglia.
19:29
He has a very limited brief, which is
19:31
keeping Enroyllis raiding into East Anglia, and he
19:33
makes a great success of it. By
19:35
the time the Army of East Anglia comes back,
19:38
he's won a whole series of skirmishes that
19:40
make them think this is someone who really
19:42
is useful to us, and so they put
19:44
him in charge of the cavalry of the
19:46
east of England. That was the big breakthrough.
20:00
Talent is everything. Discipline
20:02
is strict. Men are
20:05
fined for swearing. Being drunk
20:07
will see you whipped. He
20:09
also forbids the use of the
20:11
term roundhead. His
20:14
men respond well to his methods. And
20:17
what really comes to the fore is
20:19
that he has this ability to personally connect
20:21
with the soldiers, to sort of tune
20:23
in to the things that are going
20:25
to stir their souls and
20:28
make them willing to fight
20:30
and die at his side. He's
20:32
brilliant at that. And he walks among his
20:34
men, he eats with them, you know, he's
20:36
there on the bench next to his men
20:38
drinking, talking. He loves jokes and funny
20:41
stories, you know, he's a very good
20:43
commethrum officer. Royalist
20:46
Oxford meanwhile, it's all
20:48
about hard cash. The
20:50
war was meant to have been wrapped up inside
20:53
a few months. There's
20:55
now a problem of how to finance it. The
20:58
dons of Oxford University melt their
21:00
gold plates. Other
21:02
money-racing schemes are floated. In
21:06
particular, there is a cunning plan. It's
21:16
the night of February the 22nd, 1643. We're
21:20
in Bridlington, Yorkshire. It's
21:22
the lone Royalist port along this stretch
21:25
of coast. The
21:28
North Sea has been cutting up rough, but
21:30
a Dutch warship and its escorts have
21:32
managed to come in close. On
21:36
the cover of darkness, they put ashore
21:38
their precious cargo and,
21:40
just as importantly, their
21:42
VIP passenger. Stepping
21:45
out of a rowing boat onto the
21:47
beach comes Queen Henrietta Maria. She
21:50
has brought with her a crucial haul. The
21:53
ship's holds are laden with arms, munitions,
21:56
plus 80,000 pounds in cash. When
22:00
the King left
22:02
London, he had the good sense to bring his royal treasures
22:04
with him. And Henrietta Maria is taking them to Holland. There
22:08
she pawned the crown jewels. The
22:12
Dutch vessels get out first. A
22:15
squadron of parliamentary frigates has been in
22:17
hot pursuit. Danger passed. Briddington
22:21
turns in for the
22:23
night. But the parliamentarians haven't given up on
22:25
the night. But
22:28
the parliamentarians haven't given up the chase.
22:34
In the early hours of vessel heaves close to
22:36
the harbour wall, it opens
22:38
fire. Sleepy
22:41
Briddington is devastated by hailstone
22:44
cannibals. The
22:48
Queen and her handmaidens rush out in their night
22:50
clothes to shelter in a ditch. The
22:53
Royal Dwarf, Geoffrey Hudson, charges, heroically,
22:55
to the quayside to Waby's cutlass.
23:00
After two hours the frigate moves off. Job
23:03
done. But Henrietta is
23:05
alive, if shell-shocked. And
23:08
the next day she heads south, tooting
23:10
her booty. One
23:16
thing we often tend to forget is
23:18
how cosmopolitan and continental the Stuarts were.
23:21
Charles I is married to a French wife, Queen
23:23
Henrietta Maria. And actually, for
23:26
her as a devout Catholic, she really
23:28
can't understand a lot of the arguments
23:30
taking place between Episcopalians and Presbyterians, who
23:32
all seem to her to be complete
23:34
heretics. But what she has is utter
23:36
trust and faith in her husband. And
23:38
is actually very proactive on his behalf,
23:41
seeking to raise money. The
23:44
Royal Navy, it defected to parliament almost to
23:46
a man, almost to a ship at the
23:48
start of the Civil War. So
23:51
pursued by parliamentarian
23:53
vessels, she is able,
23:56
under fire, to land and
23:58
disembark at Bridlington. She's then
24:00
got the problem with a convoy of
24:02
moving out of royalist territory in Yorkshire,
24:05
in Northern England, to get
24:07
to the King and to bring the resources
24:09
where they're really needed. And
24:11
there's a cat and mouse game. Which
24:14
route will the convoy take from
24:16
mainly royalist Yorkshire to get down
24:18
to Oxford? Prince
24:21
Rupert gets active in the Midlands, clearing a
24:24
path. He takes the
24:26
hamlet of Birmingham and the Cathedral
24:28
City of Lichfield. He
24:30
shows his burning love for the country by
24:32
putting Birmingham to the flame. And
24:35
Henrietta Maria virtually unscathed, is
24:37
able to get herself and
24:40
reinforcements and supplies to the King.
24:47
The royalists are in business again, armed
24:49
to the teeth, ready for another
24:51
tilt at London. It
24:54
mocks the hapless parliamentarians. Unlike
24:57
Cromwell's light troops, Essex's
25:00
cavalry have taken to trusting themselves
25:02
up in ridiculous full-body armour. They've
25:05
earned the nickname of Lobsters. Dashing
25:09
Rupert is having these comic crustaceans
25:11
for lunch. In
25:13
July, following a crushing royalist victory,
25:16
he takes Bristol. Things
25:19
are looking good. It
25:21
is filtering back of defections, of
25:24
roundheads losing their nerve. The
25:28
mood on the streets of London turns, from
25:31
rebellion to frustration. When
25:34
the leading MP John Pym rides to Parliament,
25:37
he's assaulted by a mob of angry women
25:39
who threaten to chuck him in the Thames.
25:43
But Pym is yesterday's man. He
25:45
is in secret, terminally ill. Charles
25:48
John Hampton, his likely successor, has already
25:51
been killed in action. The
25:54
cry for decisive leadership is loud. For
25:57
not just a politician, but a soldier. one
26:00
who can stiffen the sinews and summon up
26:02
the blood. In
26:04
July, Cromwell expels the last royalist from
26:07
East Anglia and wins the
26:09
key city of Gainsborough in Lincolnshire. He
26:12
is the only parliamentarian commander yet to
26:14
taste defeat, and it
26:17
has been noted, he's
26:19
made Lieutenant General. And
26:25
of course it becomes a snowball because then every battle
26:27
you win or skirmish you win becomes an expression of
26:30
how much God thinks you're doing the right thing. And
26:32
if you can articulate that to your men as well
26:34
as believing it in your own head, then
26:36
you get this kind of absolutely sort
26:38
of molten sense of being the chosen
26:41
ones. And that was very, very
26:43
powerful. As Cromwell puts
26:45
it famously, trust in
26:47
God and keep your powder
26:49
dry. That
26:55
said, the royalists still command the majority
26:57
of English territory. The
26:59
port of Bristol is now a viable rival
27:01
to London. And by
27:03
securing the Severn Valley beyond, they
27:06
can control the waterways through England's
27:08
heartland. But there's a problem. The
27:11
river city of Gloucester is still in
27:14
parliamentarian hands. The
27:16
attempt to take it is one of the numerous
27:18
sieges that will characterize the war. This
27:21
one becomes a huge drain on royalist
27:23
resources, cannonballs thudding into the
27:25
town walls for weeks on end. One
27:30
large siege cannon is hauled by the royalists
27:32
to the top of a nearby church. But
27:35
the parliamentarians managed to knock it down.
27:38
The cannon goes by a nickname, Humpty
27:41
Dumpty. Its destruction
27:43
will become the origin of a rhyme. Humpty
27:47
Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty
27:49
Dumpty had a great fall. All
27:51
the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't
27:54
put Humpty together again. If
27:57
you thought Humpty was an egg, blame Lewis.
28:00
Carol. The
28:05
Royalists pulled back from Gloucester in September,
28:08
but they're caught in a clash with Essex's man
28:10
at Newbury. There has
28:12
clearly been an upgrade in military capabilities
28:14
on both sides. A third
28:16
of all troops are casualties. The
28:19
scale of the slaughter alarms everybody. Neither
28:22
army has what it takes to deliver the
28:24
coup de gras. There
28:26
are now dissenting nobles on both sides who
28:29
wonder whether they shouldn't just settle this thing
28:31
in a gentlemanly fashion, meet
28:33
it in an appointed field and fight it
28:35
out in a one-off. Winner takes all. Clash.
28:38
A cup final. But
28:43
the parliamentary ultras will countenance no such
28:45
thing. It's victory or
28:47
nothing. And if
28:49
they can't do it themselves, then they'll
28:52
do it with outside help. They're
28:55
not alone. Charles at
28:57
his room, it is already extending feelers to
28:59
third parties. The
29:01
King looks west to Ireland. He
29:04
cobbles together a truce with the
29:06
Irish Catholics, leaving them in control of most
29:08
of the island of Ireland. And
29:10
that will enable him to bring mainly
29:13
Protestant troops back from Ireland to mainland
29:15
England, Wales to fight for him. So
29:18
there's a problem there. There's all sorts
29:20
of problems. The King doing a deal
29:22
with Irish Catholics who had so recently
29:24
killed Irish Protestants, even many of his
29:26
own supporters think that's very dubious. Parliament
29:29
casts its eyes in a different direction.
29:33
Far more fruitful, Parliament looks north
29:35
to Scotland. The Scots don't
29:37
trust the King. They believe
29:39
that if the King wins the civil war
29:42
in England and Wales, he will reverse or
29:44
try and re-impose his political and religious control
29:46
over Scotland. So they are quite
29:48
open to doing a deal with the English
29:50
parliamentarians. It seems
29:52
an obvious partnership. Both
29:54
governments are united in a common
29:56
puritan purpose. with
30:00
which the Scots cut through Northeast England back
30:02
in the Bishops Wars shows
30:05
that they are forced to be reckoned with. Squeezed
30:08
between North and South, the
30:10
Royalists will have to fight a war on
30:12
two fronts. There
30:15
is little political incentive for the Scots to
30:17
get involved in this English war, but
30:20
there is something that could grease the wheels.
30:23
Parliament would never admit that it's
30:25
hiring a mercenary army, but
30:28
the Scottish Government agrees to send a military
30:30
mission in return for a financial settlement. £31,000
30:33
a month was
30:36
equipment. Not
30:40
everybody in Westminster welcomes the move,
30:43
but those who object to Scottish
30:45
intervention are sidelined. The
30:49
military alliance is dressed up with
30:51
a manifesto. It's called the Solom
30:53
League and Covenant and
30:55
it comes with a further catch. Scottish
30:58
assistance is conditional on
31:01
England adopting Scots style Presbyterianism
31:04
as its official national church. With
31:09
a large Presbyterian lobby in the Commons, the
31:12
bill sails through. The
31:14
Anglo-Scottish Treaty is signed off
31:17
on September the 25th, 1643. Again
31:24
there is no question here of the monarchies abolition.
31:27
If Charles is there by divine right,
31:29
who is anyone to question God's will?
31:32
It's just a matter of how to
31:35
harness this ordained monarch into a modern
31:37
political system. Securing
31:40
the Scottish alliance is the last act
31:42
on the part of the old parliamentary
31:44
order. On
31:46
December the 8th, John Pym dies.
31:50
Professor Nicholas of Shaughnessy. His
32:00
cohorts. They are the
32:03
ones who leads the
32:05
rhetorical constitution parliamentary. a
32:07
rebellion. The treaty
32:09
also france a brand new concept. Joint
32:13
Rule of England and Scotland by a
32:15
committee of the two kingdoms. Crucially,
32:19
Though. The English signatories have
32:21
less themselves and get on close. The.
32:23
Proviso that everything in the agreement
32:26
is according to the word of
32:28
God. This
32:30
is important because a split is
32:33
developing within the body of English
32:35
puritans. On. The
32:37
one hand, the Presbyterians, Advocates
32:40
of a statement edge. On.
32:42
The other those who prefer
32:44
to see the church removed
32:46
from politics and controlled by
32:48
congregations. They are
32:50
known as the Independence. And.
32:53
They include one Oliver Cromwell.
33:01
The. King's advisers have been watching.
33:05
What? Legitimacy does the English palm
33:07
and has asked us. If
33:10
this leaderless body is now being
33:12
written Russia by extremists, Ones.
33:15
Who an hour signing a regular
33:17
covenants with foreign nations. In.
33:20
A bold political move, the
33:22
King declares parliament to be
33:24
illegitimate. He. Summons All
33:26
those have been ejected from Westminster
33:28
and foams his own Come to
33:31
Parliament. They. Are eighty three
33:33
Peers and one hundred and seventy
33:35
five members who meet in Oxford.
33:37
And January Sixteen, Forty Four. The
33:40
king not only has most of the country behind him
33:43
know. But. Has his own
33:45
rival government. For
33:49
the likes of Cromwell, this is
33:51
a standoff. The can only be
33:54
solved with overwhelming military force. On
33:57
January twenty second, the very
33:59
day. that the Oxford Parliament convenes.
34:03
A Scottish army of 18,000 foot and 3,000 horse is
34:07
crossing the River Tweed. They
34:10
are led by the Earl of Leaven, veteran
34:12
general of the Thirty Years' War. The
34:16
first order of business for the Scots is
34:18
to besiege the town of Newcastle, and
34:21
the plan works. By
34:25
the spring of 1644, the
34:27
war's axis has shifted to the north of
34:29
England. It leaves
34:32
the Royalist Southern flank exposed. Cromwell's
34:35
eastern association moves up and starts
34:38
attacking the Cavalier stronghold of York.
34:42
Prince Rupert races to relieve the city. But
34:45
it's his Cavalier attitude, by
34:48
now a byword for recklessness, which
34:50
will condemn both him and the Royalist
34:52
army. The
34:55
king sends him a note. It
34:57
contains an ambiguous written order. Rupert
35:01
interprets it as a command
35:03
to make a stand in the field. Charles
35:06
will later deny this was his
35:08
intention. Alongside
35:11
the Royalist Marquess of Newcastle, Rupert
35:14
rallies the troops for an open, pitched
35:16
battle. Newcastle makes
35:18
a boast. His elite
35:21
shock troops, nicknamed lambs, because
35:23
of their white woolen uniforms,
35:25
will have their jackets stained red
35:27
with round-head blood. July
35:36
the 2nd, 1644, is
35:39
a day of alternating rain and sunshine.
35:42
At first light, psalms can
35:44
be heard rising from the ranks of
35:46
the parliamentary army. They
35:49
have been enticed into brittle west of York,
35:51
on the open, windswept mast and moor.
35:56
But the Cavaliers are no match for this
35:58
new Anglo-Scottish force. Not in
36:00
the same league, not anymore. The
36:03
royalist army is obliterated. God
36:06
made them a stubble to our swords,
36:08
recounts Cromwell. Then we
36:10
took their regiments of foot with our
36:12
cavalry and overthrew all that we encountered.
36:16
Even Rupert's pet poodle is a casualty.
36:22
Marston Moor is considered to
36:24
be the bloodiest battle ever fought on English
36:26
or British soil. Little
36:29
quarter is given. While
36:32
thunder rumbles overhead, Cromwell's cavalry
36:34
chases the royal stragglers down the
36:36
surrounding lanes. Along
36:39
a three mile stretch, four
36:41
thousand corpses pile up against the
36:43
dry stone walls. There
36:47
is personal tragedy for Cromwell. His
36:50
nephew Valentine has his legs smashed
36:52
by a cannonball. He
36:54
dies under the surgeon's sore. This
36:58
follows the death of his own second son,
37:00
Oliver. He'd succumb
37:02
to smallpox while garrisoned down south. Cromwell
37:06
has a near miss himself at Marston Moor.
37:09
At the height of the battle, a musket ball
37:11
skims his neck, forcing him to
37:13
leave temporarily to have his wound patched up.
37:17
But ultimately it's new castles of lambs who have
37:19
been led to the slaughter. The
37:22
only blood staining their jackets is
37:24
their own. So
37:28
the really decisive factor in tipping the
37:30
balance towards Parliament is the decision of
37:32
the Scots to join on Parliament's side.
37:36
The decisive battle of Marston Moor in 1644. Cromwell
37:39
himself, in his reports of the battle,
37:41
accords himself a very major role, but
37:43
he certainly couldn't have achieved that victory
37:45
without the Scots. Nonetheless,
37:49
there was little doubt as to who is
37:51
the driving force in the Parliamentarian army.
37:57
He was a total amateur at the outset of the
37:59
war. But Cromwell seems
38:01
born to soldiering. Not
38:03
only has he trained up an effective fighting force,
38:06
but he is always there in the thick
38:09
of it, calm and disciplined amid the carnage.
38:12
And he is a superb orator
38:14
and rabble-rouser, arguably better
38:16
than he is a political speaker. He
38:19
can ride into any given town to convince
38:21
thousands of young men to rally, to die,
38:24
for his
38:26
cause. There
38:28
is an air of invincibility about him, a
38:31
destiny. The men have
38:33
a nickname for him, the
38:35
same one that is being applied to
38:37
his hard-as-nails cavalry, Ironsides.
38:42
Cromwell is phenomenally skilled at ensuring that
38:45
the reports of decisive encounters such as
38:47
Marston Moore are reported in the ways
38:49
in which he is shown to best
38:52
advantage. So this sort of
38:54
cult of personality is reflected in
38:56
print, and that means that Cromwell's achievements
38:58
are known about by much larger regerships
39:00
than would ever have been the case
39:02
in previous decades. The
39:09
king is down on his uppers. Queen
39:12
Henrietta Maria gives birth to a new daughter.
39:16
She then abandons her family, baby and
39:18
all, and disappears back to France. She
39:21
will never see her husband again. With
39:26
a sense of the inevitable, the royalists
39:28
enter into peace talks. The
39:31
rival delegations spend twenty days in the
39:33
taverns and inns of Uxbridge near London.
39:38
It's February, the close season, and
39:40
the mood is convivial, optimistic,
39:43
boozy. There
39:46
is a sticking point. Extensive
39:48
concessions are being demanded of Charles before
39:50
he resumes the throne. But
39:54
the Cavalier high-up seem convinced they can
39:56
talk his majesty round. Cromwell
39:59
could ride in the town. into the sunset here, but
40:02
his well-honed skills tell him that
40:05
this is far from a done deal, and
40:08
predictably the talks break down.
40:14
Back at Parliament Cromwell lets rip. He
40:17
has differences with his Scottish allies, he declares.
40:20
He is opposed to Presbyterian
40:22
uniformity. They didn't
40:24
overthrow one established church, only to replace it
40:27
with another, and he's
40:29
also miffed about the lukewarm conduct of the
40:31
war. If they'd fought like
40:33
they did at Marston Moor, it would have all been over
40:35
long ago. In the
40:37
hands of nobles like Essex and Manchester, the
40:39
army is too soft. The
40:42
way Cromwell sees it, they're far too
40:44
ready to compromise. Manchester
40:47
protests, if we beat the
40:49
king ninety-nine times, he will still be our
40:51
king, and we his subjects. If
40:53
he beats us once, we shall
40:55
all be hanged. Cromwell
40:58
replies, My lord, if
41:00
it be so, then why did we take up arms
41:02
in the first place? Cromwell
41:05
demands wholesale reform of the parliamentary
41:08
army, and it must
41:10
begin with the removal of these lordships from
41:12
command. I
41:14
had rather have a plain russet-coated captain
41:16
that knows what he fights for and
41:19
loves what he knows, than
41:21
that which you call a gentleman and is nothing
41:23
else. A
41:27
lot of parliamentarians had assumed that this would
41:29
be a very short campaign, that Charles
41:32
would clearly recognise that his MPs were
41:34
very upset and would reach a settlement.
41:37
And that doesn't happen. And one of the major
41:39
divisions of opinion that emerges in late
41:41
1644 is between the Earl of
41:45
Manchester and his second in command, who
41:47
happens to be the 45-year-old MP for
41:49
Cambridge, Oliver Cromwell. Cromwell
41:51
certainly did share the wider
41:54
feeling amongst many of the
41:56
military and political leaders on
41:58
the parliamentarian side that master
42:00
and more aside, Parliamentarian
42:03
armies had underperformed during 1644. The
42:05
potential fruits
42:08
of master and more have been
42:11
squandered by lackluster command, indecision, not
42:13
wanting maybe even to inflict a
42:15
full defeat on the king. When
42:20
Manchester threatens to impeach Cromwell for his
42:22
impertinence, there are huge ruckions. But
42:25
Cromwell carries the day. The
42:28
result is an act of Parliament
42:30
called the self-denying ordinance. It
42:33
comes into law in April 1645.
42:35
It prohibits
42:37
aristocrats from holding office in the
42:40
parliamentary army. And
42:42
it marks the end for nobles like
42:44
Essex and Manchester. Parliament
42:50
is too shrewd to let Cromwell be the
42:52
new commander-in-chief. They don't want
42:54
a Julius Caesar, a general who
42:56
seizes political power. Instead,
42:58
supreme command goes to Sir Thomas
43:01
Fairfax. But
43:03
nobody doubts that Cromwell is the dominant
43:05
figure. He is appointed
43:07
general of the horse. Technically,
43:10
the act also bars MPs from
43:13
holding rank. Cromwell,
43:15
as the member for Cambridge, should be forced
43:17
to step down, just like the nobles. But,
43:21
with victory in Parliament,
43:23
who in Parliament is going to sack the
43:26
most brilliant soldier? Extenuating
43:28
circumstances are found, extensions
43:31
are granted, and
43:33
besides, Cromwell's men are
43:35
refusing to fight without him. For
43:38
the first two years, he's only
43:40
appointed for a few months at a
43:42
time. But the trouble is he's proving
43:44
his worth so much, and the top
43:46
general, Sir Thomas Fairfax, desperately wants him
43:48
as his cavalry commander. The
43:52
parliamentary army is restructured, no
43:55
longer regionalized, but a national force.
43:58
Cromwell's own eastern associates. The creation is used
44:00
as the template. There
44:03
are modern, efficient lines of command. The
44:06
men are well disciplined, well equipped, properly
44:08
paid. And they
44:10
will wear a consistent uniform, a
44:13
red coat. Conscription
44:16
goes into overdrive. There
44:18
will be eleven new parliamentary regiments of
44:20
horse. Twelve foot
44:22
plus artillery. It
44:25
will be known as the New Model
44:27
Army. Parliamentary
44:33
resolve has been stiffened. As
44:35
if to make the point, Archbishop Lord
44:37
Charles' old spiritual enforcer is
44:40
dragged from the tower. He's
44:43
been banged up there for four years. The
44:46
frail elderly cleric staggers blinking into the
44:49
sunlight before being hauled off to be
44:51
executed. Cromwell
44:56
is right to take the initiative. Across
44:59
England there are outbreaks of royalist
45:01
rioting. And there's been
45:04
a big defection. The
45:06
Marquess of Montrose decides to switch
45:08
sides. He throws his
45:10
lot in with the King, promising to
45:12
unite Scotland behind the Crown. Mrs.
45:18
Cromwell's is currently at large in the north of Scotland with
45:20
the Rebel Army, packed with
45:22
Catholic Highlanders and Irish imports.
45:26
This thing is far from over. The
45:29
longer the delay, the more the parliamentarians stand
45:32
to lose. It
45:34
will become Cromwell's personal motto. Pax
45:37
Quarito bello. Let
45:39
peace be sought through war. It
45:44
is already out that the King is trying to
45:46
reclaim his territory in central England. He's
45:48
marching on Leicester. Cromwell's
45:51
men stomp to the Midlands. They
45:54
have a new quick march technique. It's
45:57
an athletic stiff-legged motion learned from the armies
45:59
on the left. the continent, the
46:01
Goose Step. On
46:03
June the 14th at Naysby in Northamptonshire,
46:06
the new model army delivers a
46:09
devastating smackdown. Well,
46:11
the Battle of Naysby is where he
46:13
really shows that he's come to full
46:16
maturity. Now, something similar had happened at
46:18
Marston Mall, but it's even more dramatic
46:20
at Naysby. So he's got this extraordinary
46:23
discipline. And, you
46:25
know, when I do a one-man reenactment
46:27
of Naysby, which I've been known to
46:29
do, I get people to stand where
46:31
the Royalist frontline was. They
46:33
thought the Palmitays were probably retreating because
46:36
their scouting wasn't very good. And
46:38
then the first thing they
46:40
know is they hear Cromwell soldiers
46:43
singing psalms. And
46:45
then they come over the brow of the hill in full
46:48
military array. And they're
46:50
downhill, they're downwind. And
46:53
between them and Cromwell is quite
46:55
steep ground. And they think basically,
46:57
oh, s***. The
47:00
victory is clinical, bloodthirsty. Afterwards,
47:03
in a frenzy, Cromwell's men put
47:05
to the sword a hundred or so women
47:07
found in the Royalist hill, slaughtered
47:09
for being Catholic agents, speakers
47:12
of an alien tongue, possibly
47:14
even witches. Most
47:16
likely, in a leash. There
47:25
will be no more reconciliation, decrees
47:27
Cromwell. What has been
47:29
done today is God's will. You
47:32
know, there are pamphlets written in the Civil
47:34
War, but this is part of the mindset
47:36
that's hard for us to get. That God
47:38
is so imminent, is so present, that
47:41
he will bend bullets so
47:43
that when the Royalists fire their bullets,
47:45
they will steer past the Palmentarians.
47:48
And when the Palmentarians fire their bullets, you will steer them into
47:50
them. And people's pain, they've
47:53
seen this. They can give
47:55
eyewitness testimony of God being that
47:57
present. of
48:00
the most original talents ever to take to
48:02
the field. It's not
48:04
just about tactics. It's not just
48:06
about his leadership. It's about his
48:09
idea of imbuing the army, not
48:11
only with Heimer Rau, but
48:14
also, if you like, with ideology,
48:16
with belief, with
48:18
Heimindedness, with, to use
48:20
a more modern term, bigotry. Professor
48:24
Miho Luschukre. There's
48:26
no question that many of those who
48:28
fought in the new model army at
48:30
the side of Parliament did have strong
48:32
religious beliefs and convictions, but that doesn't
48:34
necessarily make it an army of God.
48:37
Cromwell himself, he was
48:39
a classic Puritan. He sees himself very
48:41
much as doing God's will and as
48:43
being God's emiracy on earth. And that
48:46
gives a great strength and
48:48
determination to the man in terms
48:50
of his actions. But as somebody
48:52
famously said, Cromwell often
48:54
wrestled with his conscience, but usually he won.
48:57
Basically, he could sort of justify
48:59
anything he had done in his
49:01
own religious context. Amid
49:06
the carnage of Nesbi, the
49:08
Parliamentarians find something, something
49:11
devastating, incriminating. In
49:15
the King's baggage train is a
49:17
stash of correspondence. His
49:21
Majesty has written personal, desperate invitations
49:23
for military intervention to anyone who
49:25
might listen. The
49:28
Irish, the French, the Dutch.
49:31
He's even offered up Orkney and the Shetland
49:33
Islands in return for Danish assistance.
49:37
Over the next few months, fortress
49:40
by fortress, town by town,
49:43
the last vestiges of royalist support will
49:45
be snuffed out. In
49:48
the Scottish borders, Montrose's rebel
49:50
army is trounced. Prince
49:54
Rupert had promised the King that he would
49:56
hold Bristol till Christmas by
49:58
September 1645. It's been
50:01
surrendered. Charles
50:03
will disown his mercurial nephew. In
50:07
this final phase, Cromwell is
50:09
the driving force. He
50:12
plays a significant role during the last year
50:14
of the war, from summer 1645 to summer
50:19
1646. Effectively a big mopping
50:21
up operation against remaining royalist
50:23
regional armies and bases, and
50:25
that's how Cromwell ends
50:28
the main civil war in
50:30
that mopping up operation that
50:32
by early summer 1646
50:35
had secured a
50:37
full unconditional military
50:39
victory for Parliament.
50:42
For his pains, Cromwell is awarded grants
50:44
of land by Parliament worth £2,500.
50:46
His commission with
50:50
the new model armies renewed for a further
50:52
six months, whatever the law
50:54
might say. He moves
50:56
his family to London and a
50:58
house on Drury Lane. For
51:02
King Charles, whatever way he looks at it, it's
51:05
game over. He
51:07
might still flee across the Channel, but
51:09
that would send him into exile. Instead,
51:13
still hoping for reconciliation, he
51:15
plays his Scottish card. As
51:18
a proud steward, he puts
51:20
his faith in his Caledonian compatriots.
51:24
He will turn himself in to a
51:26
Scottish brigade camped out in Nottinghamshire. With
51:31
Cromwell closing in on Oxford, the
51:33
King escapes, disguised as the servant.
51:39
On May 5, 1646,
51:42
just a few miles from where he raised
51:44
his standards so defiantly four years earlier, Charles
51:47
presents himself to the Earl of Leaven.
51:51
But if he thinks he is to be Leaven's
51:53
VIP guest, he is sorely mistaken.
51:55
He is now a
51:57
hostage and extremely valuable
51:59
one. Charles
52:02
is taken at first to Newcastle, setting
52:05
off a series of negotiations that will run through
52:07
the rest of the year. To
52:10
the Scots, the king is a bargaining chip, but
52:13
they don't quite know how to play him. Do
52:16
they force Charles to accept the Covenant
52:19
and unite Scotland under him as
52:21
a Presbyterian nation, or
52:23
could they reboot Presbyterianism in
52:26
an Anglo-Scottish union? The
52:28
initiative still really lies with the king, to
52:31
reach a settlement. And a lot of the
52:33
terms that are presented to him at different
52:35
junctures throughout the Civil Wars really don't change
52:37
very much in substance. And one
52:39
of the frustrations for those around Charles
52:42
is his refusal to negotiate, or to
52:44
agree something and then immediately to form
52:47
a different alliance and restart the wars.
52:49
And eventually Parliament concludes that he is
52:51
not to be trusted. Ultimately,
52:55
for the Scots, holding the
52:57
king seems to be more trouble than it's worth.
53:01
After nine months there is still no resolution. Let
53:04
the English sort it out. As
53:07
always it comes down to money. Just
53:10
as in the Bishops' Wars, the Scottish
53:13
forces will only remove themselves from English
53:15
territory, as well as hand over the
53:17
king for a fee. They
53:20
are still owed a staggering £400,000 in back payments. But
53:24
taking part in this English scrap, London
53:27
can cough that up for a start. There
53:31
are some who protest. The
53:34
Earl of Lauderdale claims that by selling
53:36
their king, his fellow Scots would be
53:38
hissed at by all nations. Yea
53:41
the dogs in the street would piss upon them.
53:44
Apart in January 1647, for
53:47
a king's ransom, Charles
53:49
I is handed over to the
53:51
English parliamentarians. He
53:53
has certain stipulations. His
53:56
safety must be guaranteed. He
53:58
must be allowed to retain his own. servants its
54:01
mere detail. The King
54:04
of England is now a captive of
54:06
the enemy, the Parliament of
54:09
Oliver Cromwell. In
54:22
the next episode, with
54:26
the King in captivity, both sides
54:28
seek a settlement. But
54:31
when Charles escapes to peace a second civil
54:33
war, all trust is broken. For
54:36
Cromwell, there is only one course
54:38
of action, a solution that
54:41
will plunge the British Isles into
54:43
unknown territory. His
54:45
Majesty must be put on
54:47
trial. That's
54:49
next time.
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