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321

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Imagine you are in

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ice see waters of the Arctic.

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And you've got a triangular shaped

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head that you can use to crack

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the ice above you and

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you

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can sing low notes,

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high notes, you are

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A bowhead whale.

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And while we don't have a Terrestrials

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for you today, we do wanna

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tell you about and play a short

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excerpt from another podcast for

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kids. That's all about nature that

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we thought listeners of Terrestrials might like.

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So the podcast is

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called Flip and Mozy's Guide

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to How to Be Earthling, and it is hosted

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by two fictional alien

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characters named Flip and Mozy who

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travel down to Earthling explore and

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encounter and learn about all

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the strange creatures that live right here.

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And while the hosts are fictional, all

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the facts and things they are learning about

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the animals are true. The

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idea of the show is that if you wanna

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learn about what's right here alongside

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you, a great way to do that is

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to think about it from another perspective. and

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that perspective is from the idea

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of aliens encountering this place for the

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first time. They've got episodes

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about hermit crabs and prairie

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dogs and tree snakes And the one wanted

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to play for you today is about my favorite

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animal that they've covered so far, the

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bowhead whale. And I'm gonna

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just drop us into the episode a few minutes into

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it after our Earthling aliens,

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Flip and Mozy have just encountered

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a huge bowhead whale.

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and Flip, the first voice you'll

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hear, has just realized that she has a

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question that she can't

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quite keep to herself. We

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were hoping you might be able to tell us how

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exactly you've been able to make it to

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such an old age.

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Flip. Don't be so

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rude.

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That's Mozy. Oh, that's

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alright, darling. I am

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old. And that's the whale. I'm

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two hunt fifty years old.

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Two hundred and fifty, that's not so

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old. I'm three point six

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times older than that. I kill late Mozi's.

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this planet, few creatures live past

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the age of seventy, so to live to

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two hundred and fifty is actually an

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incredible biolog difficult

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feet.

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Look. Oh. So you're like

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super duper old. Well,

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my dear. It's like my mama used

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to say. It's not so much

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about how old you are as it is,

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how you are old. I don't

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let this pretty upside down

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out food. Yeah.

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I've been around the iceberg once

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or twice. But

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this freezing water also can

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schools. Yeah. About how

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you live your days below these

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northern lights.

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Well, I consider them

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as steering us,

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Kamir done. He

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lives his whole life

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in one turn around the sun.

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It's one earthy but he don't

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feel

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any less complete or have less their

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own as bad and shit. What is one

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sweet year upon this plan? It's

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done.

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that

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breathe, but once in the hour. It's

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crazy. Cramp the ice

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with my gigantic cold.

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But it don't matter how long

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you live. If you are on cooperative,

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it's up to you to make sure your

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life's not

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too. Sage

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is only

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be relatively reliable as

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you can live, so make sure you

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make yours as good as gold.

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Because it's not high

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how

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you were old. I don't

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get it. What I think

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miss Whale here is trying to say

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is it doesn't matter how old you

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are in years as long as you are still

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healthy and living your best life.

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Oh, that's exactly how I Flip. And

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please call me Moe.

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Oh, prime. problem. Get

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it. If I had a school of krill

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for every time I heard that.

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A school of craill. What's that?

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Well, it's one of the reasons why I'm

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able to stay so young. Life

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long learning.

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Yeah. You're taking classes at

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this krill school or something? Oh,

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no. No. It's my diet.

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Krill are the small animals that

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I eat and a long much group of

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them is called

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a school. Yay. That must

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have been those little we saw before

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for them. I believe you are correct,

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Yes. That was them. I

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was trying to fit in a little afternoon

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snack. I eat up to two tons

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of food each day. how. And

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I thought I liked this now. Oh,

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look.

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I think I say so now.

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Give me two tips for you. Los

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Cruises. Are you seeing

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what I'm seeing? She's

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not

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going to eat us, is she? I know,

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Mozy.

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Bullhead

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whales only eat krill. Those

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tiny

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little Earthling that we sell Uh-huh.

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Good. Well, not for the creel, but,

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you know.

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That was Flip and

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Mozy's Guide to How to Be

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Earthling. If you liked what

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you heard, they have a ton

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more episodes about all kinds of creatures.

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New ones drop every Thursday. just

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search for how to be an Earthling wherever

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you get your podcast or if you

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wanna hear the stuff one week early and I had

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free. check it out on wonder

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plus in the wonder app. Thanks

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so much.