Jordan hangs out around the dinner table with his friend Porter Crandell as they dive into conspiracy theories such as Ancient Aliens, Younger Dryas, and Hollow Earth. Enjoy.

35 - Testimony Open Mic

Jan 25th, 2023 39m 22s

This week, Allie stumbles upon a gold mine full of juicy "Fast & Testimony Meeting" stories. We've all been there, It's almost always uncomfortable, but they always make for good entertainment, baby. Come on down and be our neighbor. Let's dive

34 - Allie's Adoption Story

Jan 18th, 2023 34m 15s

Allie goes viral on TikTok for sharing a snippet of her unique adoption story, and after seeing hundreds of "Story Time?" comments, we decided to give the people what they want and dive right in, baby!Follow Us!Instagram: @quentessentialpod

Jan 4th, 2023 46m 8s

New year, new season, new studio, same old vibes, baby. There's way too many things that we need to leave in 2022 and the Quents are here to discuss them. Also, who was right in the Mint Ice Cream debacle? Please let us know

32 - Just Be You, Baby

Nov 2nd, 2022 41m 55s

The Gang gets nostalgic, takes a nice stroll down memory lane, and end up getting emotional believe it or not. Instagram: @quentessentialpodTiktok: @quentessentialpodEmail: [email protected] Week's Sponsors:-threadwallets.c

31 - Granny Gigolo

Oct 26th, 2022 41m 20s

It's officially spooky season baby. The weather's cool, and the vibes are immaculate. Jordan and Allie remember wild stories, read new confessions, and have a good time, gosh dang it.Instagram: @quentessentialpodTiktok: @quentessentialpodEm

30 - Horny Hogwarts

Oct 19th, 2022 42m 57s

This week, Allie and Jordan gather 'round the campfire to teach everybody common courtesy, read fan-submitted confessions, debate Harry Potter's sexual activity, and much more. Just a couple of buddies hanging out and shooting the shit. Come ta

29 - "Zippity Doo-Dah" Day

Oct 12th, 2022 42m 30s

This episode is filled with Main character energy, and way too many car stories. Allie and Jordan share some heartfelt thoughts while sprinkling in that same old banter you've come to know and love. Happy National "Zippity Doo Dah" Day, everybo

28 - w/ Garrett LeSueur

Oct 5th, 2022 1h 2m

This week, Allie and Jordan are joined by the winner of this year's "Best Guy Around" Award; Garrett LeSueur. The Gang talks about wild conspiracy theories, Highschool memories, and all things Virtual Reality. Man you guys are lucky that your e

27 - From Anus to Genius

Sep 28th, 2022 49m 13s

I heard through the grapevine that somebody cheated in chess bc he had morse-code-writing nanobots jammed in his keester. Also the gang gets hit with so many "Would You Rather'''s that it is reminiscent of Harry Potter 1 when the owls flood the

26 - Cold-Blooded Elephants

Sep 21st, 2022 1h 5m

Elephants commit gang-related violence, Dolphins have beef with rival tribes, and filling up Noah's Ark was probably a tremendous hassle. Press the play button and use your ears to enjoy the words coming from our dry sticky mouths.

25 - It’s a Conspiracy, I’m tellin’ ya!

Sep 14th, 2022 1h 2m

Join us for the ride of a lifetime. The drive starts off with some sweet high school memories and then we take a pit stop to use the restroom. Our final destination is the Tartarian empire. Buckle up kids!

24 - Don't Call it a Comeback

Sep 7th, 2022 45m 8s

They're back, baby! Jordan and Allie have moved home from Miami and are back in the Studio where they belong. Giving life updates, debating whether or not they're shitty people, and going off on so many tangents It's like they're in an episode

23 - Stranded In Atlanta

Apr 4th, 2022 1h 14m

The Quent family finds themselves up Shit Creek without a paddle. Luckily Allie and Jordan lived to tell the tale. They discuss their big life change, and bullshit together like old times.

22 - w/ Michael Udall

Mar 28th, 2022 1h 38m

AZ native Michael Udall is a Pro gamer, twitch streamer, esports organization owner, commentator, and was the 2016 ‘Heroes of the Dorm’ champion for ASU. He truly is one of the most interesting and entertaining guys out there. This episode isn’

20 - w/ Obi Ben

Mar 14th, 2022 1h 7m

Obi Ben is a Salt Lake City based Artist whose music has been featured on playlists such as Spotify’s ‘New Music Friday’, and boasts millions of plays on YouTube. We learn about his experiences in the Music Industry thus far, get insight on som

19 - That Makes My Glaw Jaw!

Mar 7th, 2022 1h 2m

Hey Everyone, we hate Stanley Cups and we're not afraid to say it. Also, real Basketball fans only please. This week, our "That Won't Do" list is overflowing with baloney. So come along for the ride, but don't scream when you hear a swear word.

18 - The Lost Voice

Feb 28th, 2022 51m 55s

Allie's voice got lost somewhere in Cali but that doesn't mean we can't still shoot the shit. We Discuss Jordan's first paid Comedy gig, weird insect bathroom techniques, teenage gang-bangs in 'Euphoria', and much more. This episode's a shorty

17 - w/ Adam and Kimee Turley

Feb 21st, 2022 1h 24m

The famous Adam Turley and his wife Kimberlee Turley bless us with their presence on the podcast this week! We talk about our fun weekend in Cali, Allies little secret, and some stuff that's better left unsaid. We've got no filters over here. P

16 - Valentine's Day Episode

Feb 14th, 2022 1h 18m

Well hidey-ho there, gang. Gather 'round, sit down criss-cross applesauce, and feast your ears. Dating horror stories, tales of forbidden architecture lovers, and some tear jerking booty music. We've got it all.

15 - King Ass Ripper

Jan 31st, 2022 1h 4m

We get real real nostalgic on you guys this episode. From ranking the hottest Disney Princes, to remembering who were the biggest sluts at our High schools. Allie gets introduced to the infamous "King Ass Ripper", and we play some of our favori

14 - Weenie Worms

Jan 24th, 2022 57m 25s

Crackhead comedians, worms that swim into d*ck holes, and nonconsensual interior decorating. Come along for the ride, baby.

13 - Coming Out Party

Jan 17th, 2022 1h 1m

Jordan and Allie open up about their faith transition and their current stance on religion. They play a friendly game of "Would you rather", and discover how big Rasputin's d*ck is. Tune in for all the dirty details.

12 - Settlers Of Zarahemla

Jan 10th, 2022 1h 6m

Guess who's back, baby! Due to popular demand, Jordan is joined once again by the one and only Allie Quent! They talk about their shared hatred for missionaries, break down some unwritten rules of society, and tell stories about people shitting

11 - Introducing: Allie Quent

Jan 3rd, 2022 1h 9m

Jordan is joined by his lovely wife Allie Quent. They talk about bodily functions obviously, dumbos on social media, and re-kindle their love while answering fan-submitted questions.