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Happy April twenty second. Corey while

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April twenty second to those who

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be may be. April

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twenty first to those that are

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listening next year. My. Dad

2:32

texted me and my brother.

2:34

This. Morning and said happy for twenty.

2:37

Oh he's I know what I'm

2:40

feeling a he's still feeling it

2:42

I said. It's sweaty second.

2:44

Pizza is it really has it.

2:47

Calendar. Oh

2:49

My. God. my mom just texted

2:51

me. In this moment, food was

2:53

acting queen. something about sierens parents.

2:56

Maybe she's texted me happy for

2:58

twenty? What as teacher conferences? Of.

3:01

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3:03

celebrate for twenty. Ah

3:06

no did i smoke weed

3:08

out for twenty know by

3:10

there was it was a

3:12

good day for manifestation. Tell

3:15

me more because it was a palin the

3:17

moment. But this whole fucking weeks appellate Rome

3:19

it is it Not. Will. You,

3:22

That's a good week for

3:24

manifestation. I. Don't

3:26

know if palin drums and facts. Are

3:28

facts the whole supposed back next

3:30

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3:33

so anyway car as a power

3:36

drone. I know

3:38

that as rice. I know that is

3:40

right. What's your favorite? Palin Jerome? Kayak.

3:46

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3:48

just find that to nice a T.

3:51

A. K O Y move

3:53

as a half of my

3:55

name practically. So.

3:59

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4:01

did you ever speaking of? Okay, why did you

4:03

ever use K? Y? Tile.

4:05

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4:07

Honey. Now I'm not

4:09

into the Now none Anon. Anon. Mmm

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us men men men men and women

4:14

and so what was I have now

4:16

about? But I was what I was

4:18

just that the I was just at

4:20

the pleasure test. Have you ever been.

4:23

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4:25

Mister As Leather here in San Francisco couple

4:28

weeks ago. Okay, I

4:30

know that to be a very

4:32

famous leather. I'm Dave Roberts his

4:34

sin or something. As

4:37

a Little Miss Leather is, I

4:39

think it's like Little Miss Leather

4:41

and Mr as like Mr As

4:43

I international Twenty Twenty Four aggro

4:45

with arbitrary they probably do posted

4:47

the ides. It's not a probably,

4:49

I'm telling you, they do. Oh

4:52

why. Have you been there?

4:54

I runner up. While.

4:57

We Little Miss S. Guru!

4:59

They have everything. Actually

5:02

I did wanna talk to about this. Time.

5:04

You about this? Corey I went with my

5:07

friends to pick up some stuff in some

5:09

things they had time. They went with a

5:11

purpose. I was like oh, browse, They

5:13

have a in the dildo section. This.

5:16

whole side room. They. Had

5:18

so many second like chemical.

5:21

Dell. Those. And.

5:24

I'm like. A.

5:26

His that in. I'm

5:29

it is in but I don't

5:31

know if it ever was not

5:33

in I had been ever seen

5:35

a tentacled dildo. And my

5:37

life or even thought about one dollar insert

5:39

people are into the in his i don't

5:41

I don't know I mean it's I'm not

5:44

here to yuck and yams of material may

5:46

yeah I was my but somehow mind was

5:48

widened a my horizons or broadened. As

5:51

there's there's something about being self

5:53

with tentacles people seem to the

5:55

have some type of feeling about.

5:58

that's say I'm having a. Read

6:00

or says stuffed. Imagine you know

6:02

how Ursula has eight nine tickles

6:04

she had or whatever. Okay sure

6:07

I am a nurse our to

6:09

draw eight seasons with them so

6:11

then is Imagine all of those

6:13

finding different holes to fill that

6:16

I'm reading a book right now

6:18

and there's a robot and it

6:20

who has actually giving six tentacle

6:22

real mess. So. Okay,

6:25

Or time I don't either. I

6:27

just had never considered or thaw.

6:29

And then there was just seemed

6:31

like such a market at this

6:33

store. Based on based on the

6:35

products available you you face the

6:38

others that are certainly there must

6:40

be an audience. An audience. I?

6:42

yep there were. Not only it

6:44

wasn't just like one or two.

6:46

There were a lot in a lot of sizes,

6:48

in a lot of shapes and a lot of

6:50

colors. There was a corn. Club.

6:53

Alien thing. Oh.

6:56

Well yeah, I mean posted his voice smith. When

6:59

it's him yes you do not take

7:01

and what to say to them to

7:03

what's the touch or what says I

7:05

wouldn't know I felt some of them.

7:07

they were all kind of the same

7:09

text or even the penis shaped ones.

7:12

Oh. Okay, Well. They're

7:14

all some sort of silicone

7:16

rubber molding. Silicone,

7:19

Well. So they a knows they had you

7:21

name it you ask me if they had

7:23

they had it. Yeah,

7:25

you know what? I had a

7:27

similar experience this weekend, haven't tried.

7:29

I would test as the pleasure

7:31

Tell us a second. So I

7:33

were because I had to pick

7:36

up some things and I was.

7:38

I was in there. who was?

7:40

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7:42

and I thought limits browse around

7:44

Lake Agassiz. I got

7:46

time. Is there Open this? The of

7:48

you know. We got there right when

7:50

they opened. First customers are mine. Will

7:53

they have everything? They had All they

7:55

had a whole section for of what

7:57

seems to be bachelorette parties. They had

7:59

little. Flags of each orientation. I really

8:01

loved a lesbian. Flags can we talk about

8:04

that? Is it? pretty? I almost bought one.

8:06

I almost bought a little flags a little.

8:08

you know that Will A flag was joy.

8:10

Brought it with only three dollars and then

8:12

I died. Picks it up and I put

8:15

it back. but I thought I'd really love

8:17

this these colors. What? Jose. Oh,

8:20

it's like an orange. And

8:22

like Amazon tie ins. I'm.

8:25

I don't know that runs into

8:27

the guy says yeah it's beautiful,

8:29

a beautiful painting, another orange, another

8:32

pink of why. Does.

8:34

Is the galleries are scared on a

8:36

message as give it is. I just

8:38

I can argue over his. so we

8:40

have. I'm a emotes on twits. They're

8:43

like moses but would become the most

8:45

artists anyway. we have a lesbian pride

8:47

once in I'm always liked him. Your

8:49

put some lesbian pride flags in the

8:51

and that's how I just like the

8:53

colors. Similar to see those colors ask

8:55

and ye shall receive honeys. Anyway so

8:57

I picked that up and I put

9:00

it back. Why Why don't you have

9:02

your lady who made you have. Pride.

9:04

Frog Flag make you a less I thought

9:07

about that. I thought about that. I thought

9:09

oh my God. I mean Swedes back out

9:11

because you know. Okay, so the context of

9:14

a course argument, I have a price of

9:16

progress. Pride Flag or. With.

9:19

Frog. Blogs slogs sewn

9:21

into it so it's a

9:24

frog was progress. Law of

9:26

plus a blog for a

9:29

wet spot. Pride Flag Whoa.

9:31

What is a flawed plot?

9:33

Was Pride Flag. A

9:36

hot soup hot with. A

9:38

plot of of log a

9:40

plot was fly the flag

9:42

off please and thank you.

9:46

Pin. So why is the equivalent

9:48

for lesbians though? Maybe Flamingos lawyer

9:50

begin to cats and know. Lesbians,

9:55

I. Don't. I. Got

9:58

athletes. You. Might. The on

10:00

to something because asia the money was it

10:02

on people though. That. He builds

10:04

the people that watched twits other

10:06

people over there heard lesbians and

10:09

all them have cats but I

10:11

don't think there's causation is not

10:13

call correlation, corals, taxation without representation.

10:15

That's what I've been saying. So

10:17

then I went to the back

10:19

room after it's browse through the

10:21

bachelorette party pleasure test at the

10:23

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10:26

as that a backroom it's is

10:28

a much more products both I

10:30

thought you said your bathroom. Know.

10:33

Back room that's not even about them

10:35

just as the second says he summons.

10:38

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10:40

involves involves of vibrators, walls and balls

10:42

of of of. Things. With

10:45

scenes excite me and then

10:47

it all. Masks, dog mask

10:50

stockpiles, callers tales, harnesses, jock

10:52

strap last as long as

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an as a earth things

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up to. You know what

10:59

I saw? Aplomb. Truck

11:02

Nuts. No Truck Nuts I

11:04

saw I'm. A

11:07

A mold making experience and I

11:09

make a mold of your dick.

11:11

Or you can make a mold

11:13

of immoral. Oh. Ah

11:16

so so new Mertz

11:18

assist or for why

11:21

do you have to.

11:24

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11:27

just seems like put in wax on.

11:30

Sensitive. Places. In.

11:32

Some people are into the I'm certain they have hot

11:35

wax. Their. Doom. They.

11:37

Had a whole section of of a.

11:42

Blow. Job. Taste.

11:46

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11:48

a low job. Flavorings? Yes Yes

11:50

yes. Silica. You pick your snow

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cone flavor. He. As they

11:54

had blue raspberry, they have the

11:56

original. All this I said now.

12:00

I'd like to take don't slow

12:02

poncho chimp Don't you want the

12:04

tapes? Hey, remember that.

12:07

I remember to remember Tumbler.

12:11

Up. As I remember John

12:13

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12:15

be probably in that's and then

12:18

remember how Tumbler had to change

12:20

the rules of you when you

12:22

read blogs Something you're not allowed

12:24

to change. The text of previous

12:27

posts is actually blogging because because

12:29

somebody read blogs John Green in

12:31

seems his text on his post

12:33

says this like copy pasta of

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of i Love the Taste of

12:38

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balls and bubble of of avast in

12:42

that always stuck with mates. Assists

12:46

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12:48

don't love the taste of Dick

12:50

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12:54

By crazies. That's. Minutes

12:56

that struck know they was in

12:58

the idols and of like. They.

13:01

Had a section of I'm. These

13:04

these. But the discs out

13:06

sit. Things. Kind

13:09

of like an inflatable seat with a

13:11

dildo on it. Clear

13:13

what they did have those sources as

13:15

they had a headless torsos you could

13:17

ride. They really had and all. It's.

13:20

Like who needs a man at this point know

13:22

they are what I was sort of as they

13:24

have like you know like ottomans but made in

13:27

those seats that you might mean said oh so

13:29

be it on. Okay,

13:33

Saw. That like back support of

13:35

the I know I'm in that now

13:37

highly regarded all I got it all

13:39

and ready for my thirties say I

13:41

am is it I gotta Home equity

13:43

line of credit I did I did

13:46

well I want my our my first

13:48

sexual experience to be. I want

13:50

to be prepared. the with somebody I wanted

13:52

on the go over I'm I'm gonna have

13:54

everything I have. All made sense because lined

13:56

up in reading years you know those women

13:59

or men or. Lord Our

14:01

People who have every

14:03

oh yes every every

14:05

one of those. Drink

14:09

cups that collects. You.

14:13

Know the as Stanley Cups Stanley You know

14:15

how they have all of them in order

14:17

and I'm in color of their their collects

14:19

and wall and I they all Stanley Cups.

14:21

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14:23

cup. Know

14:26

with all that him because his

14:28

we've that are the same styling

14:31

but different light colors and thought

14:33

anyway that's be with my tentacles

14:35

now. Damn. Packed the

14:37

bits gone through long central heat for you to

14:39

sell. Ya your

14:41

what? you know me? Oh I did. I

14:44

also did get a a. A.

14:47

Banana. Pie. Okay,

14:50

was it in honor of them Feel wind.

14:52

A while I didn't mean to be,

14:55

but look, it's sort of. I thought

14:57

you know were added to the clutch

14:59

To do with twenty bucks. I thought

15:01

disorder or not, Nabulsi Pipe, a banana

15:03

sir went up. Speaking of nymph, the

15:05

A when does sure. To.

15:07

Gradually since on my I've are all.

15:10

When. I tell you I was gagged. I

15:13

was gags. I think everybody ever hum

15:15

The viewing party that I went to

15:17

was pretty gagged. Yeah I

15:19

I had resigned to i wanted nymph.

15:21

he had a when she was my

15:23

top choice at I do love severe

15:25

up mind you I just thought it

15:27

was a more surprising when and then

15:29

when it happened I I couldn't believe

15:31

it Have my mouth was wide open.

15:35

Open mouth breather. John

15:38

Floor Honey there is somebody who any

15:40

time I'm live on six och there's

15:42

one person who will come in and

15:45

asked if I'm here. Date today sits

15:47

me. I think I'd say oh you're

15:49

still at if you're still asking Every

15:51

single tic tac lived ago. how's the

15:54

gate. What's that? How's

15:56

your deep? Voice is that? They're.

15:59

Asking about it might eat my whole

16:01

is gaping or something and I did.

16:03

I am the first time they have

16:05

to go to new clarify what you

16:07

mean just so I know what years

16:09

as and they explained it to be.

16:11

You know like how's your deepening whole

16:13

or something. It's in

16:15

Ohio the says us all I

16:17

have such as they still come

16:19

in every six cycle I've been

16:22

asked that. I mean. Oh

16:24

is he from okay either co the

16:26

had said i'm did you think visiting

16:28

them feel one the lip sync. The

16:31

I think it was. I do. Actually,

16:33

I think I enjoyed more of her performance

16:35

and that by the lips thing if I'm

16:37

being honest, I. Think

16:39

see definitely benefited from us

16:42

being. Ah insists but

16:44

story of what she might do

16:46

because there is something surprising about

16:48

never having seen a queen lips

16:50

and. Before. And so you're

16:53

kind of like more interested to see what

16:55

stunt see my poor or what. Approach

16:57

see my house. I saw her

16:59

reveals landed better. I mean severe

17:01

it took off a layer but

17:03

it wasn't really. Anything other

17:05

than taking it off. I

17:08

liked the bobo reveal from them v

17:10

I liked the cartwheel. Dress. Removal

17:12

into a split. Whatever. she did.

17:15

Moment. I. Was

17:17

have the the song. The.

17:20

Bowl but. I. Thought I

17:22

liked it. I thought

17:24

a. Sea routes

17:26

I saw people on on

17:28

Twitter. Worth testing but see,

17:31

release the butterfly. I mean

17:33

really. Third Balloons: When the

17:35

song said butterflies in possible

17:37

reference serve as the A

17:40

The O'hara reveal of butterflies,

17:42

I'm. He ah I'd

17:44

like the i thought the cart we'll.

17:47

Reveal was good as. Ah

17:49

I'm I thought. I

17:52

thought her look was good. I thought. I.

17:55

Usually don't like those light wings

17:57

that you just hold up with.

18:00

The monotony. Like. I.

18:04

Don't like I don't I'm not. I'm

18:06

definitely gonna be found on the cross.

18:08

This is that where I'd be more

18:10

into it. But no is it's like

18:12

when I think you did it. With

18:16

that. Them. Black look am I

18:18

remembering correctly from the seeds of see? who

18:20

can I don't know anywhere. I

18:23

just I never love it. but it's whatever. But. I.

18:26

Saw. Nymph.

18:29

Feel. I thousand

18:31

and feel was a little frantic. I

18:34

could see that. I was

18:36

at which is not the rye with it

18:39

had that way but it felt like it

18:41

felt like he yeah I'd rather have some

18:43

high energy and France extend light snooze fest.

18:45

Boring. I just feel like it's true to

18:47

her personality. I feel like she's always a

18:49

little. High

18:51

energy, chaotic like and the workroom. when

18:53

we saw her working on things I

18:55

don't know. I actually I actually don't

18:57

find her higher and he chaotic and

19:00

into. Ah I thought

19:02

it speaks. I mean not not so like

19:04

dissect of what is a winners at it

19:06

and what's not a winners at it But

19:08

like I thought it was interesting now in

19:10

hindsight that she wants to assess her at

19:13

it and think was this what. Is.

19:15

A traditional winners at it in. His.

19:17

In his his I don't think it

19:19

was a. What? We expect from

19:21

a winners at it is that will

19:23

at a site like that would be

19:25

you assuming that they know who's gonna

19:27

win one. That's a wrap. The

19:30

The. Season. The

19:35

that's like me assuming they know

19:37

who's gonna win when they do

19:39

the casting a citizen well as

19:41

like into the season wrap summer

19:43

as an assistant and wrapped with

19:45

i'm Pro Football and they've filmed

19:48

the finale three weeks ago. Ira

19:51

I'm I was a little

19:53

confused about severe as a

19:55

vampire to. I did. He adds

19:58

I kept it a go anywhere that I miss. Did

20:00

they edited? Out numbered the it was

20:02

a bit have any conclusive there with the

20:05

tests cookies My a truth. Oh

20:08

fudge, you know where? Okay

20:10

I will say this though.

20:12

severe of fucking silver. That.

20:14

See did Not lose a lip sync

20:16

the She Did Not lose their lives

20:18

with See Fucking Delivered of when I

20:21

think a winning lip sync was I

20:23

thought it was definitely worthy of a

20:25

double crowning. I was I gonna sat

20:27

there and said I would watch the double crowning. And

20:30

I would find that satisfying and I

20:32

think everyone would have found that set.

20:34

I'm interesting that like so how many

20:36

double province has there ever been one?

20:38

the. Pins.

20:41

Did. Anybody like that? Double counting. Know.

20:45

But. Then when there's many many chances of

20:47

double counting making sense in being for filling

20:49

them that they never happens. Isis, when now

20:52

they can't because now it's up to they've

20:54

already doubled the prize money from a hundred

20:56

to two hundred thousand dollars and the season.

20:58

when Monet in Trinity tied she did give

21:01

one hundred thousand dollars above them so they

21:03

definitely gonna jump at up to two hundred

21:05

a pop. Yes,

21:08

Yeah. Well okay and then did you

21:11

watch these? The reaction to the of

21:13

them? Yes. And here's what I have

21:15

to say about those reaction videos. Please.

21:19

I just. I. Get it? I

21:21

guess it's like they are finding

21:23

out in real time, but just

21:25

like imagine having to sit there.

21:28

With to people who you're now

21:30

probably pretty close friends with. In

21:33

some regard Edu when and they both

21:35

a lose and it's like imagine being

21:37

in that moment where you want to

21:40

celebrate but you're sitting by two people

21:42

who just got the opposite of what

21:44

you're getting. I don't have

21:47

to imagine this is anything they

21:49

need experience with. His

21:52

own. See, I

21:54

understand you. But you were.

21:56

You also have to think okay was you just

21:58

went through this process of. The everything about

22:00

you being filmed them recorded. Don't you

22:03

think? you're going into this a little

22:05

bit? ready for. You. Have, Let's

22:07

not like an infinite amount of outcomes. There are

22:09

maybe five outcomes that I see. That's why I

22:11

hate it. I feel like this is like a

22:13

forced. Were. Yeah it is for

22:15

sit and emphasized as people who. Who.

22:18

Don't react in a traditional sense?

22:20

Or who don't scream and cry

22:22

and just react differently if it

22:24

comes off. Odd.

22:27

And then. I. Think it's

22:29

is an awkward experience like imagine having to

22:31

sit there and you just like get that

22:33

big. Exciting announcement and it's like

22:35

there's no reason that she couldn't have

22:37

been in a home town bar surrounded

22:40

by friends and family who would actually

22:42

want to celebrate with her. Instead, she's

22:44

forced to capture this fake moment with

22:46

two people who you've beaten. I.

22:48

Don't I'm sorry but a up in

22:51

capitalism every moment is the height of

22:53

worth exploiting sorry side on Lanka I

22:55

don't like it was like awkward quiet

22:57

because Nippy was probably very surprised because

23:00

every mustang severe as gonna win men

23:02

you got game, jump in and talk

23:04

and like she even need the war

23:06

in Iraq they. I'm thankful that Zane

23:09

said anything because otherwise the footage of

23:11

is why was island why receive in

23:13

there. Because. The although I

23:15

was out of this is the

23:17

finale. This is a liberal causes

23:19

were aware was Zeroes Sundin the

23:21

clone. Either

23:24

though it is that James embedded in

23:26

China have a moment as his villa

23:29

dead air inside of it was a

23:31

mass. Son. Loves if I love

23:33

his lane. Zack's. Planes.

23:35

And Baba Yaga who we love The

23:37

you know that my so given princes

23:40

poppy at the. Emmys

23:42

Princess poppies us our own which

23:44

sorry she pulled it off better

23:47

I fear. The

23:49

she was giving goblins so distant planes

23:52

A was giving which there is a

23:54

big difference. How dare you. While

23:57

accent. You

24:00

know I were. Them.

24:03

Vs I don't know your. Of.

24:07

Love as I gonna say nothing nice.

24:09

I'll keep it. Has

24:12

love that. I mean I was happy

24:14

with the entire season. I thought it

24:16

was a good season so I'm. You

24:19

know why a lot of the queen's came

24:21

around for me and I was like a

24:23

I was a little skeptical at the beginning

24:25

of of probably half the cast and I

24:28

think everyone would really like. I think it

24:30

was a well rounded tested I'm ready for

24:32

the next one. Will don't

24:34

worry baby! All Stars! I'm sure they're

24:36

announcing the cast tomorrow. And.

24:38

Don't you already know the cast and we all

24:40

are. You know, be that although I heard yeah

24:42

I've been saying the whole time that they said

24:44

it was gonna be filmed like the last authors

24:46

were, was no eliminations and they got points and

24:49

that I heard that that's not the case, that

24:51

it is the normal. Know

24:53

I heard that it is no

24:55

eliminations. Interesting.

24:57

Very. Recently. I'm. And

25:00

I thought I had served well. So the maybe whatever

25:02

I saw him tick tock was of lies. Well

25:04

I can we it. Is.

25:07

Can we talk about who's gonna be on

25:09

it or is that late as a few

25:11

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back to the gossip. Well

27:26

as a d have anything else you

27:28

need to discuss discuss. I mean I

27:30

am also watching Amazing Race. I am

27:32

also watching Survivor. You noticed my com.

27:36

I do have a gypsy rose up the but

27:38

it's you know I'm ready to noise or outs.

27:41

Oh. Mine is that see the reason

27:43

she left her ex is. Because

27:46

he was food hoarding

27:48

and snoring. Which

27:52

doesn't bode well for us if we ever want

27:54

to get. With. Gypsy Rose or

27:57

not not, you may be but me or

27:59

you are you our and of food hoarder?

28:01

And maybe a food hoarder? You seem like

28:03

more of the snore. I only snore when

28:05

I'm sick. Do. You know

28:07

about those things that may be runners.

28:09

A bicycle. Cease free rein astros. Guess

28:12

what is up with that? It's

28:14

like a correct you know that load guy who's on

28:16

your mike. It's

28:19

like his hands could really to see

28:21

snatching backyard astros. I think

28:23

I wanted I want to where it

28:26

all the time in. I think this

28:28

is an opportunity for on adornments jewelry

28:30

like that. As a underutilized engine a

28:32

little known, any part of your face

28:34

can be. A soul. Listen,

28:37

if those little legs star stickers

28:39

for this really hit it off.

28:41

Either you and I could invent

28:43

Nose Bridge friends. Nose.

28:46

Bridge Friends Bill The Brits,

28:49

Know. They sit on the bridge of

28:51

your nose and they perfect of a

28:53

snaps back your nostrils to give you

28:56

that ooh la la sensation nostril snatches.

28:58

Nine think those roads

29:01

friends sound better. nostril.

29:03

And. Knows. Breeze

29:06

Raiders breathes right? Is that

29:08

what they're called? Yeah.

29:11

That was oh hey, Sharks

29:13

know a year? Are you

29:15

excited for the new James

29:18

Charles? Single know? Shut up!

29:21

To what you see. I

29:23

think. Trump

29:26

farting and course wire say though

29:28

Trump said court right now. A

29:31

while what's new about that pussy cat

29:33

and he's been falling asleep was the

29:36

first. Scandal. And

29:38

now you know what. You know what

29:40

he means He be your nose birth,

29:42

birth of remember Know I know Three

29:45

months at. A

29:47

bridge? Who knows. So now all

29:49

the news, All the left wing

29:51

media last week's really pushing the

29:53

story. Trump fired mint Trump, a

29:55

rip in and course in his

29:58

reading it and I know. Getting

30:00

ripping it is very different from

30:02

findings. Ripping it is is purposely

30:05

is that it's almost in aggravate

30:07

or move Ripping it is aggressive.

30:09

It's citizens proposal is sitting in

30:11

court that he's not guilty. Of

30:14

course he's repped by that. He's

30:16

not ripping it, he's he's seeping.

30:19

using. Keys as be be. Silent.

30:22

But deadly. Yeah, he's now anti

30:24

save. I bet he is a

30:26

lead mirror ret he's not ripping

30:28

it. I don't think so. I

30:31

see my point. He is. he's

30:33

like he's adjusting and his loop.

30:35

No, no, my point here is

30:37

that. Of course. Ah, the left

30:39

wings run with ha ha look at. Trump

30:42

foreign and course you know his

30:44

base Love Sparling. You know his

30:46

base is the man is a group of men

30:48

who don't wipe their part because I think it's

30:50

a little day. Oh

30:53

I decided by Trump there on

30:55

wiped bar. Oh

30:58

my God. The ah for fired

31:00

or they are you do get

31:02

up. To. Do you know

31:05

about oh that is that delete.

31:07

Who. Says flops from the Beatles.

31:11

They all dad. Who

31:14

even knows. Oh no joke Owner: Oh

31:16

yeah, what about her little button? His

31:19

big but cracks but I hold on.

31:21

Let is on full. Adams I saw

31:23

you post that and that. I went

31:25

looking for hard evidence. Of

31:28

I I couldn't find that duplicative

31:30

that picture anywhere which makes me

31:33

believe this of with him i

31:35

am I spreading misinformation His butt

31:37

crack with a he is dead

31:39

by the way his butt crack

31:41

with all way up his back

31:44

in her butt crack was like

31:46

a quarter of immense yeah in

31:48

the tweet was and what was

31:50

the tweet something about like us

31:53

who who who have assisted like

31:55

Yoko Ono donated to her but

31:57

practice. Oh. Do

32:02

you think, how do you

32:04

think Fujii? these days it's

32:06

you job since it's. His

32:11

butt crack. So then I would. There

32:13

I was, google in his butt crack

32:16

trying to find it online and Buttcrack.

32:18

I typed a job leaded bug crack

32:20

I'd type Yoko Ono John let it

32:23

let. And but Buttcrack? Entire

32:26

day. Well

32:28

I know internet censorship is it's a

32:30

work we were living in a in

32:33

Arab said in and around those pictures

32:35

of him length her laying on the

32:37

floor close to him, lay in naked

32:39

cuddle inner. Opine.

32:43

I could not find Big by the wacky

32:45

a small decide to the.by big butt crack.

32:47

Got a little buttcrack for Yoko. That's

32:51

a good hello when Costume Them

32:53

Bodysuits. Body Assume Monday. What makes

32:55

a huge shape of bubble up

32:57

your back like. Jackie. I'm

33:00

raw images of of a skin tone

33:02

body suits in one or one of

33:04

you has a very long wig and

33:07

than the other has vs and that's

33:09

one of them has a very long

33:11

but crack that. Sums

33:13

up the zombies are sort

33:16

of be mama black but

33:18

cubs were glad. I believe

33:20

I'm giving away my brilliant

33:22

for Hillary right now. Our

33:25

big bad gotta tremblay Ernie.

33:27

I'm. I'm ready as the baby And

33:30

you who do you want to be? Yoko

33:32

or Jaw? I think based on thousand height

33:34

alone I have to be him and you

33:36

have to be her. Okay I would do

33:38

it. Okay, Let's I've already up a

33:40

wig that long. Oh he was your borrow it

33:43

but I've got it. Okay,

33:45

oh my eyes but cracks? Actually you

33:48

know you could do if it's just

33:50

like a skin colored. Ones.

33:54

He was a called bodies so badly as

33:56

and you could just do a thin line

33:58

of hot glue. Up the

34:00

back. And. Pitcher in it would

34:02

look like us. they would look like

34:05

about how a practical crack yeah you

34:07

know it are. Hot glue gun in

34:09

my junk drawer. Me

34:11

to is that a euphemism. Susan

34:13

and Gurus isn't all? My friends here

34:15

always make fun of my hot glue

34:17

gun in my junk door. Until

34:20

they mean some hot glue them then

34:22

they come crawling back as a Red

34:24

Rover Red Rover so bag look at

34:26

right over honey. Yeah yeah but you

34:29

gotta be careful because I have a

34:31

a pretty small hot glue gun and

34:33

I got my dinky. I

34:35

got sick Blue sales and service is

34:38

it ends that they were on final

34:40

sale so I can't rip verb I

34:42

can. Bring. About know what? You know what I

34:44

do. Where. I bring

34:46

the last stick with me to the

34:48

store so I can. That is so

34:51

they're murderers. Curse my

34:53

arctic, I wanted the way that ended up

34:55

with sex act blue Six that I'm not

34:57

them ever be able to use. Yeah.

34:59

I ah. I'd What's this

35:02

is? is there an app where you can

35:04

offer to your neighbors trades? I have these

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free. it's called. Sites.

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and. If

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you can, say if you can. Put.

35:18

Him in your car they're yours is how

35:20

you just put our i meet me at

35:22

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35:24

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35:26

my Gleason. You. Suppose anybody in

35:28

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35:33

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37:16

ever since all I ever since

37:19

becoming vice president she can't Texas

37:21

anymore. She really misses being in

37:23

the family group. taxman everyone shares

37:25

their word us. I

37:27

did it. Do. You. Know.

37:30

I don't. Give. Any group text

37:32

with friends were your player. Morning game. Know.

37:37

Why not? Why do you deprive yourself of joy

37:39

like that? Is also

37:41

much why do I deprive myself of joy?

37:43

It's of maybe these group text exists without

37:45

me and I'm being deprived of the joy.

37:47

Damn. Slow. Things things

37:50

my way. Or so. but I'm also

37:52

I'm not. also not a word or queen. Well,

37:54

while there's always time, I

37:58

you could have, I hope. The way

38:00

to your day to day someday. I hope the

38:02

have an inside joke with some what do you

38:04

do first thing in the money when you wake

38:06

up. Take. The

38:08

dogs know sour. You

38:11

are all the best part of my

38:13

other to roll over, look at your

38:15

phone scroll for a minute. Don't lie,

38:17

I. Do. But the best part My days. I

38:19

get up. Go. In the shower, I.

38:22

Below all my own know how has

38:24

not what I thought. your guess is

38:27

they. Blow My nose.

38:29

It is said that he liked it. I think

38:31

as I'm doing it I think. Everybody

38:34

out of out of it.

38:36

It's a new there in

38:38

the workroom. Know voters knows,

38:40

not everybody out. What's this

38:43

not version of waffles? something

38:45

called. Who.

38:48

Who. Oh. I'm.

38:50

By. His. Snot. It's

38:53

not rocket but lake. So the very first

38:55

thing you do a shower. Your.

38:58

Lover. Wet and wild. Morning. Will.

39:00

I mean, it's not like a full sour. Oh,

39:04

I mean, I agree

39:06

completely that. As

39:09

it's mainly to get my here

39:12

prepared for the day. Gotta so

39:14

like it's like I've I've definitely

39:16

brush my teeth, a definitely blow

39:18

my nose, I definitely west my

39:20

hair completely and I definitely wash

39:23

my face but like I'm not

39:25

doing a as indepth cleaning your

39:27

of was had your last summon.

39:30

Corrects because I insist to pay. I'm going to

39:32

be going to the damn I'm going to be

39:34

but I am a matter of my advise them

39:36

I want you know The show were capped at

39:38

the gym. A. Taps a

39:41

shower to up a fab

39:43

on it's a Nike, Nike's

39:45

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39:48

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39:50

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39:52

the says straw said. Sewer

39:55

with his despicably prickly.

39:58

says. I do it. You. No,

40:03

I don't wear a hat to the

40:05

gym. Know how I used to wear

40:07

a hat? onto the less lox. Will.

40:10

Wearing a hat is very different with long

40:13

hair. I did. I mean I

40:15

mean some to size up my. My.

40:17

Hacked size with my long as you can on

40:19

velcro at I'm sure. A

40:21

lot of my house or sized for my head.

40:24

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40:26

would consider that. I I've. I've.

40:28

Never. I've never made I will. I

40:31

thought my has not going to team

40:33

size. And

40:35

a massive regular me when you start

40:37

word a league in the morning. Big

40:41

brain got nowhere to go. oohs and

40:43

ahs the issues and he says. Is

40:46

there anything outside your bucket list? On.

40:49

My bucket list wise as the and.

40:54

I'm ready. like we can circle back to

40:56

the zoo. James Turrell single this your first

40:58

slip. Go back some authority and court. That

41:02

he didn't party rifts. Thank you for

41:04

finally agree He did not. He did

41:06

not rip his seats. Know

41:09

do it was giving some dude

41:11

he there was not giving it's.

41:14

See. Him rip in

41:16

thought like a tourist, few friends

41:18

and court like a wooden. It's.

41:24

This denied her for had to type in the fire.

41:28

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41:30

a stenographer. Sits

41:33

court taper. Off

41:36

I feel like a snog refer when I

41:38

played Zoc box games and it's trivia, murder,

41:40

trivial, mystery party and it's the challenge where

41:42

you have to like Villa Park in you

41:45

have to type correctly everything that they say

41:47

I've given litter longer for yes you didn't

41:49

know that that was that was the called.

41:52

I was asking for the idiots at

41:55

home. Well, I read a lot.

41:59

Okay, No

42:01

kind of moral. Or

42:04

a where can people find your. You

42:06

can find me just browsing the pleasure test.

42:08

Where can people find you. See

42:12

I suspect the and my big old

42:14

butt crack. Getting ready for hello ads?

42:18

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42:20

slug. Burglary or buy crack is

42:23

by. It's by. Was.

42:25

A call. Hold on actually before

42:27

we go cause everybody says don't

42:29

scroll away I have through things

42:31

that need to be discussed because

42:33

they're topical and they seem like

42:36

a psycho Babble. Awards nominees and

42:38

they can be left behind because

42:40

the the imminent this note no

42:42

child left behind. let's hear it.

42:45

Nicky Mahnaz somebody through something as an agreement

42:47

as onstage and then see picked up and

42:50

through a back at them I don't I

42:52

couldn't quit tell what it was. It looks

42:54

like some sort of are all dead. Okay,

42:57

And see but like also. And the

42:59

seminars was in sweatpants onstage. What's Going On?

43:02

The. Her: I don't know but I did

43:04

see she's touring. To

43:07

learning he i thought that i saw a

43:09

clip this as months ago have heard singing.

43:11

The. Neither still young and say I was just

43:14

thinking that song and she gave the girl

43:16

the mike and said tim you sing and

43:18

the girl was like yes and to give

43:20

the girl the mike since he could baths

43:22

and big he likes smashed it back he

43:24

gave her crazy look more the only way

43:26

somebody had not saying it is if they

43:28

don't have the words so did she know

43:30

the words season though the notes honey. Well,

43:33

you can still sing a song without knowing

43:35

the notes or that's what she meant. Do

43:37

you know that you can? You hit the

43:39

notes? Can you. Know. Before

43:42

Nicky can asked him, you hit the notes.

43:44

How are we As Nicky can use denounce.

43:47

And. What else was on your list? So

43:49

what's that? What category as that? Best for

43:51

a single person? I don't know

43:53

really. And then the other categories was hum,

43:55

who's you Sent me a sick talk of

43:58

some woman maybe to take bland sets? Oh

44:01

yeah, as vs. Leaf Blowers I

44:03

a celebrity few of the year,

44:05

I didn't know Cate Blanchett had

44:07

it out for Leaf Blowers. But

44:09

then when you watch the montage.

44:12

Of Cate Blanchett vs. Leaf

44:14

Blowers. What's. Her

44:16

main problem with a leaf blower she was

44:18

are what are you doing is blowing lilies

44:20

from one side to the other and than

44:22

the wins gonna blow I'm back. So.

44:25

This might seem like a okay,

44:27

excellent a razor. Maybe it maybe

44:29

it's relevant in one interview and

44:31

know it's a compilation of light.

44:33

Yeah, How many interviews? well seen

44:35

interviews where she's going off about

44:37

leaf blowers and each of them

44:39

and flicker? A oh, she's got

44:41

a vendetta she probably mentioned at

44:43

once and then somebody saw was

44:45

funny and than you know how

44:47

they do, they ask the questions.

44:49

they're all. So. What You

44:51

got? What's your deal? Eo. Squeal

44:54

to one of the deal he oh. says.

44:58

It's okay. it's. Has

45:00

it will have what it was

45:02

assumed that rap sheet by and

45:04

set you are all of us.

45:06

Had Jamie Lee I don't know.

45:09

actually. probably maybe glance at her,

45:11

I'm twenty one hundred leaf blowers

45:13

in the room. As somebody with

45:15

a leaf blower, I have to

45:17

argue with her. It's it's You

45:19

know what it's giving. She doesn't

45:21

understand the joy of blowing. Week

45:23

slips aren't just like us, it's

45:25

a scam that they'd tell us.

45:28

You're. Trying to tell me that? Keep

45:30

Lancer. Probably an

45:33

Academy Award winner. Or.

45:35

Something. It

45:37

least Emmy award winner. Know

45:40

eat ugly and other movies not

45:42

Tv Grammys? See? you're telling me?

45:44

See? See. Has enough

45:46

experience blowing leaves. The see thinks

45:48

she can come to. Us

45:51

are evil are pile of leaves

45:54

and tell us that addendum Leaf

45:56

blowers She has a problem with

45:58

Lee Lewis. I would like

46:01

and Mrs No disrespect, but I would like

46:03

to know when the last time she had

46:05

to blow some leaps was either she's ever

46:07

done it, because anybody who's wielded a leaf

46:09

blowers knows the delight. Rights

46:12

in my we Blower has a reverse

46:14

where you can, it has it's It's

46:16

also about that he reflected up and

46:18

malts. So. You suck. You blow

46:20

all the leaves into a corner and then

46:22

you suck everything up and turn it into

46:24

motes. If I had a leaf blower, I've

46:27

just been my leaves in the my neighbor's

46:29

yard. Oh, it's tempting

46:31

and I would blame it on the wind.

46:35

It's tempting. Others put it that

46:37

way. It's emphasis. Emphasis

46:40

is a solid. I don't do it because I am.

46:42

I am one of God's children. I still. Love

46:47

that song you are I

46:49

do that by his business.