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2:01

Hello Cory. I said

2:04

hi period. Oh

2:06

there he is. He said I'm

2:09

on a word budget this morning so you know what

2:11

I'm not gonna try to pull any out of you

2:13

that you don't want to give. Hi

2:17

period. So like what's uh? Yeah

2:21

period. Oh

2:24

no. I

2:28

made Cory restart

2:30

the podcast because the first words

2:32

we both said were

2:34

on top of each other and then

2:36

he was all yoink yoink. Do

2:38

you know how many of our words

2:40

are on top of each other? I don't. People

2:43

always think that our audio is not lined

2:45

up. It's just us talking at the same

2:47

time. Hello

2:50

listeners. Well I just wanted us over

2:52

each other. I just wanted us like now.

2:55

Turn off on a good foot. Hey

2:58

do you have a good foot? All

3:00

you have is two left feet and

3:03

those ugly fucking shoes lady. I

3:06

don't know the reference. Is this a

3:08

real housewife? This is a

3:10

real leg. The

3:12

only thing fake about me is

3:14

this leg. Yeah. I

3:17

knew that. What? If

3:20

you had a fake leg would ya? Yes

3:22

I need. Oh my god I saw. Oh

3:26

my god. Oh my god I saw

3:28

um Katya

3:31

posted like or

3:33

somebody reached out to Katya and was like I'm

3:35

coming to your meet and greet. Can

3:38

I bring my mummified leg or

3:40

something? Did you see this? No.

3:43

And of course Katya

3:45

was on board and so Katya they

3:47

had to get it cleared like because

3:49

it's like They

3:51

needed permission from the theater and

3:53

like it really needed like legal

3:56

reasons for it to get all

3:58

approved. And then there's pictures. The

4:00

car feel with the mummified leg. They had

4:02

to get their leg amputated but they tested

4:04

in they mummified it or something. At

4:08

the Ass Material I. Smile

4:11

rhythm as as as a so

4:14

others they would through the understands

4:16

if somebody's brother likes her up

4:18

our meet and greets. Like.

4:20

You can even take home you're

4:22

dead. Who's by dancing oil to

4:24

keep their legs? I don't know

4:26

the rules. Yeah, has anything removed

4:28

from the body Is this is

4:31

where I entered as this is

4:33

what happens only let the states

4:35

decide. Oh is that I don't

4:37

really know. Girl

4:40

states are not feeling

4:42

very united. In

4:45

did you see the New Civil

4:47

War movie? Know but I heard

4:49

it's vapid and and doesn't doesn't

4:51

meet the moments. Me either

4:53

but my dad said great last thing we

4:55

meet us for them to be taken. Notes:

4:59

Well. I'm being right, resembling right

5:01

wingers. Okay for

5:03

you, the keeping the United States notes

5:05

as as allies I said dad. Third,

5:08

Watson the movie. they're not reading the

5:10

book honey. I

5:13

heard that it's is kind

5:15

of them. Is

5:18

like an empty plot. the doesn't

5:20

go any deeper. Them like. Bet

5:23

Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang it's

5:25

You Know it really means is they

5:28

need to make a movie of the

5:30

making of Bang Bang and Over And

5:32

we mean it's it's gotta be. I

5:34

don't even want to be a bio

5:36

pic. I wanted to be all three

5:38

of them in his in his. The

5:43

truth. Sponsored

5:47

by True though so through there are

5:49

also I'm sorry what. Third:

5:52

So so Truth. So so are you

5:54

on it? if

5:58

i were gonna put bang bang on of

6:00

my 10s. If you were gonna put bang

6:02

bang into the room who's who's

6:04

who's what I put it on? I know

6:06

it's always a gray area

6:09

with collabs. Okay well

6:11

obviously it goes on

6:13

Jessie J's because oh remember

6:16

what she said? It's a Jessie J

6:19

song. Is she billed first?

6:22

I don't know but she wrote it so like

6:24

if they each are a third of the song

6:27

and that of the performers of the song then

6:29

they're equal but then if only one of them

6:31

wrote it well I don't know maybe Nikki wrote

6:33

her verse. What's the

6:36

truth? It's Nikki full throttle. What

6:39

is full throttle? What is a throttle? Full

6:43

throttle? That's a Charlie's Angels squeak

6:45

wall. Girl check

6:47

out this full

6:49

throttle. Are you

6:51

the head head honcho? I'm the full

6:54

throttle head head honcho. I'm

6:58

a penis genus.

7:02

I'm a semen Jesus. What are you reading

7:04

lyrics or are you casting a spell? I'm

7:07

singing Kim Petras. Oh

7:10

do you have a Kim Petras top 10? And how

7:13

is it not just all Halloween songs? It

7:16

not not a single one of the spooky tracks

7:18

made the mix. I gotta

7:20

say that's actually insane because I

7:23

listened to that Halloween album year-round. We

7:26

know. I know listen I a lot

7:28

of people love Kim Petras. I think I'm

7:31

the only one who loves Slut

7:33

Pop Miami, Spin It

7:35

Rotation. Well I

7:38

still love Rim Job. Oh geez. That's the name

7:40

of the song. That's the name of the song.

7:42

I love Do You Wanna Fuck?

7:44

I think all three are great. All three will

7:46

be in my top hundred plate of the year.

7:48

Are these? You can count on that honey. Are

7:50

we talking about the new Maggie Hunter album? We

7:53

will be in a moment but first

7:55

since we're on the topic of

7:59

boners. Are

8:01

we? Did Ricky

8:03

Martin get a boner at the Madonna

8:05

concert? Link me. You

8:09

didn't see it? I didn't catch

8:11

it. She brought him

8:13

up on stage and he was getting a

8:15

lap dance from a man and then the

8:17

man stood up and he was giving boing.

8:19

Well he was giving.

8:23

Well but also you know sometimes when you wear

8:25

pants with a belt and it's like the waist

8:28

drops a little bit below the belt and

8:30

you stand up and it pushes out that

8:32

part of your pants. You must know. I

8:34

have not worn a belt since maybe

8:37

like the year-end RA

8:40

Awards where they give

8:42

like best best

8:44

dyad or you

8:46

know. Paper plate awards honey. Yeah.

8:49

You won best belt at the

8:51

paper plate awards. I swept at

8:53

the RA Awards. I won like

8:55

best dress. No. No. Everybody got

8:58

one only. No. I had like I'm not I

9:01

have I still have them. I could bring

9:03

them out. I have all of my awards.

9:05

You guys did superlatives? Yes I won best

9:07

dressed. I won best hair. I'm best. And

9:09

that's sweater vest? Yeah I know. I tweeted

9:12

the other day about remembering all

9:14

the sweater vest I wore in

9:16

college. I know. Where are

9:19

they now? Where did they go? I didn't get who

9:22

took them. I was hanging out

9:24

with a gentleman caller a couple weeks ago. Caller?

9:26

And he and he was a caller. Are

9:28

you there? He was all no

9:31

belt just raw dog in the day

9:33

and I thought who was wearing a

9:35

belt? I just buy jeans that fit.

9:38

No belt? First of all a belt

9:40

with jeans? He said

9:42

no belt. Is your jeans?

9:46

And my jeans. Hey

9:51

when are we gonna get a general

9:53

my jeans? No my jeans remixed.

10:00

with Levi jeans.

10:02

Why can't we be friends

10:04

by, or we can't

10:06

be friends by Ariana Grande? No,

10:08

Levi jeans. My

10:11

jeans featuring, why didn't it feature her

10:14

instead of Posty? Do you like when people

10:16

call him Posty? No. Do

10:18

people call him that? Yeah, I saw one TikTok.

10:21

Yes, they do. Speaking of

10:23

that mummified leg at the

10:27

meet and greet. Just

10:29

on meet. I saw a

10:31

TikTok where this girl was at

10:34

the bottom of the slide holding an artificial

10:36

leg and her mom came

10:38

running over and was like, where did you

10:40

get that? It was in the slide or

10:42

what? She was like, I'm holding it

10:44

for him while he comes down the slide. She's

10:48

like, who's him? And she's like, he's up there.

10:50

And then down

10:52

comes the slide, this boy

10:56

and then the camera stops abruptly. And

10:58

did he, was it his leg or

11:01

what? Yes. Okay. It was. She

11:03

said he took it off to go down the slide and I

11:05

thought, fair. Fair. Oh,

11:07

the able bodied

11:10

Corey has decided he is

11:12

deemed it fair. Oh,

11:14

thank God. I don't know what we would have

11:16

done without Corey's approval. So do

11:18

you think Ricky Martin got a boner at

11:20

the Madonna concert? I still haven't been linked.

11:22

So I'm still don't know. You

11:25

want me to Google it? I can't just

11:27

be Google. They're, they're watching what

11:29

I'm Googling. I can't Google Ricky

11:32

Martin. Google Rick Boner. And Boner.

11:34

Oh, wow. Yes. It says new

11:36

angle of Ricky Martin at Madonna

11:39

show. The show proves he, five

11:42

days. Ricky Martin, 100% had an

11:45

erection at the Madonna concert. Who's

11:47

getting an erection from a lap dance? It

11:49

could happen to you. He's covering

11:53

his crotchelt area with the tens and the chimes. And

12:00

you know what I mean like

12:02

the oh my into exhibition Maybe

12:05

I don't know you think he's into

12:08

public play. I'm not seeing any boner

12:11

this TMZ video is oh

12:14

My that while the dancers are really

12:16

rubbing their faces on his on his

12:19

crotch Okay,

12:22

okay, hold on so Oh,

12:25

no thumbs up new angle. Here's the I

12:27

found the new angle. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on

12:31

let's see, what do we got and and Hold

12:36

on thing What

12:39

are you doing queuing up the volume? No,

12:41

I don't know if the volumes coming through

12:43

to the pod because I don't

12:45

want the volume me neither Okay,

12:48

hold on Me when I

12:50

want my hair to be flat Shut

12:52

up I'm scrolling

12:54

around. Oh, he's really flustered. Okay,

12:57

let's see. Yeah, there's there. Yeah

12:59

there. Yeah, he's Did

13:02

he talk up or tuck down when he walked off

13:04

this well, he gave them a 10. So let's see

13:08

Um, it's not I don't think he is a boner

13:11

He's just you think it's when your

13:13

belt comes up and your pants go

13:15

down and it pushes out the no

13:17

I think he just wears drop crotch

13:19

pants. He wears like, you know, when

13:21

I when I drop crotch pants is

13:23

going up and out It's

13:26

going drop He's 52 years

13:28

old, but he's fashionable. That's the

13:30

type of age that wears a

13:33

drop Oh, you think 52 year

13:35

olds can't get boners? It's a it

13:38

says people also search for pitbull It

13:40

happened to you pitbull age is 43

13:45

Hey, would you call it bigger

13:47

or smaller than six inches? It's

13:54

not a boner well

13:56

speaking of six inches, okay

13:59

shrink fleeces Did. You

14:01

hear about a sandwich place and yeah

14:03

I'm on sandwich place and talk. The.

14:06

What? What's the word?

14:09

Well all restaurants are

14:11

are. All uptight

14:13

about one specific. You

14:15

didn't hear what? Five.

14:18

Dollar foot long. Is. Gone.

14:21

Who? Okay, so now what? Six.

14:23

Inches Six Bucks is the

14:25

new slogan. Saudis ensure Six

14:28

bucks. Will. Know

14:30

Vienna was you can't You can't

14:32

spend years of forcing five dollar

14:34

foot long down our throat and

14:37

and into our brains in expects

14:39

us to just move on to

14:42

six inches, sit for six dollars,

14:44

and box no. No

14:47

no no mls time you paid a

14:49

dollar per and. Oh

14:51

honey. Ah ha. I mean

14:53

Panic. Panic. I mean. So

14:56

are you pests. The Us

14:58

has to the fuck off

15:01

and this sub fuck off.

15:03

Ah sets. Oh my

15:05

God I went away This This is

15:07

the straw that around in your mouth

15:10

back. This is not. This is

15:12

though. This is it.

15:14

This is the last. Straw.

15:17

If. I ate there. I would say something but

15:20

you know I can't even walk past the subway.

15:22

Who legally not so not since the incident Or

15:24

you will you know where? I'm not gonna lie

15:26

to you. I did have the the. The.

15:29

Foot long cookie. The

15:31

subtle you know how they that's will simply

15:34

is owned by the same people that own

15:36

like Auntie Anne's and like a when the

15:38

fields or whatever you know and so now

15:40

they're doing. They're like cross promotion of at

15:42

all because everything's owned by one mega corporation.

15:45

Let's talk about that and so now as

15:47

I go, you can buy a foot long

15:49

cookie or a foot long pretzel are a

15:51

foot long whatever at Subway because they're. But.

15:54

Uma. Play. Cousins who hasn't

15:56

put their cookies too close together

15:58

on the bay in see. Eg,

16:01

come out where the foot long cookie? Am

16:03

I right? Girls, I don't quite see the

16:05

issue with having a full baking see of

16:07

cookie and just cutting it like a brownie.

16:11

You can. and I knew who's the

16:13

one that had Mrs. Is it Mrs.

16:15

Fields who had the cookie takes at

16:18

the mall? Hell yes. brother. Whether. I

16:20

want those cookies cakes but I think they

16:22

put a little too much frosting on them

16:25

all. That's what it's all about. And you

16:27

keep a nice You keep a nice in

16:29

the box so that you can just go.

16:31

Yeah little sliver with f rest of a

16:33

birthday cake. A new thing is keep low

16:36

knife in the box. yeah but it's it's

16:38

it's way easier with the as a cookie

16:40

Take to the flight is you don't gotta

16:42

you know it doesn't mush you when you

16:44

push. The Now here we write this down.

16:47

for my fortieth birthday party I would like

16:49

a cookie cake. The. For

16:51

to is corey for it is. Worried

16:54

I would also do ice cream

16:56

cake as you know i i

16:58

just i just ice as as

17:00

i don't know if i want

17:02

like a real caves and things

17:04

you light frost. House.

17:08

Sought it so use so you said you

17:10

on. Talk about the Maggie Rogers album. I'm

17:13

not really, but congrats on a new

17:15

measure as his album. What's. There

17:17

to say it's the same old, same old and

17:19

I don't mind it. Was. She

17:22

announced her tour and I'm a

17:24

little upset why. She's

17:26

playing it a big venue guy. guess gone

17:28

are the days I get to sing her.

17:30

See her at a little place. And

17:33

what's wrong? I can hear it. A big venue. You

17:36

think the magic will be gone? You think

17:38

it's you. Think you're the only one allowed

17:40

to enjoy anybody? Would I rather pay forty

17:42

dollars and see her at a tiny club

17:44

in San Francisco? Yeah. Well

17:47

I'm sorry. my do I wanna? hey,

17:49

I'm sorry my dear Dollars. Streams are

17:51

sunny in a room only limbs just

17:53

aren't paying. And so you know where

17:56

artists only make money off of tours?

17:58

So you know. Sorry

18:01

she wants to make some money He: How dare you

18:03

tell a woman that she's not allowed to make some

18:05

money. And that his house and

18:07

billionaires are not allowed to make some money. What?

18:11

Do you mean. That

18:13

eat the rich. What do you me what I mean.

18:15

Speaking. Of eat the ritz, did

18:18

you someday soon as I live

18:20

in a monopoly on people are

18:22

my three favorite the since the

18:24

people were asking? If

18:26

now was then never going home.

18:28

It was coming along. I

18:30

added every song so playlist. I like

18:33

them all. On Mike well as soon.

18:35

As well. I agree with the people when I

18:38

look at the spot if I play as the one

18:40

that has the least amount of places. also my least

18:42

favorite. I also really on

18:44

the right side of history. Have you

18:46

listen to any chapel Roman. Yes,

18:50

Okay, Delay. I've been a pink eye,

18:52

been a Pink Pony Club stand for

18:54

years. Where it all and oh of

18:56

I just got your hello. Hello

18:58

early I use. I'm.

19:01

Yeah. She was nominated for a Queer

19:04

at Ease. I'm. I

19:06

listened to the new album when it came out

19:08

when his own of and earlier this year last

19:10

year. Since that time as a

19:12

social construct am I liked a couple of

19:14

I'm A I. I don't know.

19:17

It was a little too. And

19:21

I don't know what the word as. To.

19:25

What's. Was. A little

19:27

to. Hong Kong

19:29

for me a hot hot

19:32

hot clowney is it was

19:34

a little too it was

19:36

of the he all. Okay,

19:42

The. Well I came out it came out

19:44

at the end of last year september

19:46

last year as as like maybe I'm

19:48

not ready for the from and an

19:51

arm and on. I can't believe as

19:53

jojo see what didn't perform a hotel

19:55

or how bad like I'm sorry but

19:57

my lawyer what seiler know us a

19:59

i'm not. I'm not trying to get

20:01

into, I'm not trying to get into the

20:03

other fellow on or I do have an

20:05

update about just another you broader of see

20:08

does have a sperm donor lined up. She

20:10

told the press she has a sperm donor

20:12

lined up to a whole the seguin to

20:15

once see as a sperm donor lined up

20:17

and see is she has the names of

20:19

her three future children already tattooed on her.

20:22

Now. All three names

20:24

rhyme. Or. You see the

20:26

Syrian Louis certificate. What foods are you

20:29

really? Do it Louis. Are you ready

20:31

to hear the names that isn't allowed?

20:33

Thought through that they are. So there's

20:36

a tattooed on her. Their tattooed on

20:38

her. Where did you get this information?

20:40

I saw it as an interview. It

20:43

off it's on the podcast. Abuse on

20:46

the Discord in Art episode top Had

20:48

not heard tattoos are faith. That

20:52

actually might be. Okay, hold

20:54

on I'm going to you tell me

20:56

I'm going to Jojo See was tattoos

20:58

leave. As maybe maybe

21:01

they are maybe it and say. A

21:04

Maybe we're being trolled? are we

21:06

been Soros helps those are face

21:08

into well children's names. Okay the

21:10

girl they will be Freddie. And

21:13

then see running Had A and Teddy and

21:15

and it's immense you will have twin boys

21:17

named Eddie entirety. And

21:20

three babies of because this isn't true.

21:23

Anyway, Are we being trolled? that?

21:26

That is it that sit the to talk about her

21:28

Oh my god see one. It's it's

21:30

worked In Out See has been the hot

21:32

topic for four weeks in a row. I

21:35

just having our i think my main concern is

21:37

all the all the I'm. All.

21:40

The necklaces of like

21:42

platinum. Pleaded

21:46

necklaces. These see the necklaces I don't

21:48

really understand will really with the or

21:51

the or the the the on the

21:53

who's that guy from pose that had

21:55

the wide brimmed hat that. Came.

21:58

Billie but hits. You

22:00

have an earth at a baseball hat

22:02

with the missile. I'd rather your belongings

22:04

and it's like I don't really under

22:06

em. I have. I'm have I. Lost

22:09

control of my perception assassin.

22:12

Zoning. As a decade she was

22:14

lying about the baby's names but

22:16

there's a twitter com at the

22:18

says are those real tattoos and

22:21

she replied and on my arm

22:23

know but I do have to

22:25

new real ones on my hands.

22:27

Hopefully a reveal soon Sil with

22:29

pencil added that Jojo see why

22:31

hand had to reveal a we'll

22:33

be covering it. Had

22:37

to wear out well for me. Who

22:39

else the we're going to be talking

22:41

about? How will I know why? You

22:44

know what Cory, I'm a goner. The

22:46

days where we would feud with Blue

22:48

Ivy she's a grown woman now is.

22:50

honestly she is old news because incomes

22:52

roommates harder. I. Commented on

22:54

the. On the Billboard

22:56

article, Roomy Carter becomes the youngest

22:58

female artist ever to turn on

23:00

the hot one hundred, surpassing her

23:02

sister, Blue Ivy. This

23:04

is just stupid. I. Google Goggles

23:06

Best I my I used to

23:09

be such a billboard stand and

23:11

now like they're headlines everything is

23:13

as fodder for clicks in. it's

23:16

like so annoying. I'm

23:19

sorry. Drive me

23:21

nuts and sorry you. Are.

23:23

But that I clicked and I commented on

23:25

the instagram posts that was talking about this

23:27

and everybody was agreeing with me. Being.

23:30

Like Really? Like.

23:32

The as you can you call of two

23:34

year old and artists. They

23:37

didn't They will. Nepotism.

23:39

In history consume to say they

23:41

are. While when

23:43

they ran the article that Ariana

23:46

Grande days, no not. Was.

23:48

The oldest artist to

23:50

chart. When. Her

23:53

song charted a month ago. No one

23:55

called no, not an artist. You

23:58

just did. as he ah I'm

24:00

trying to make it right. Oh, okay.

24:03

Okay. I don't really understand

24:05

your stance, to be honest. Old

24:08

man yells at Cloud. Yeah.

24:11

You think I want to read the news about

24:14

some stupid baby talking on the

24:16

track? Oh, girl. I'm not

24:18

a part of this podcast if you're saying that

24:20

sentence. I don't belong here. I'm

24:22

not associated with this man.

24:24

Oh, that's the news of

24:26

crying baby in the intro

24:28

to the song. And now

24:30

she gets a number 87

24:32

on her Wikipedia discography. Shut

24:35

up. Okay. Well, you know

24:37

what? I think if

24:40

anything, I'm providing you with the

24:42

facts so that you have the knowledge to

24:44

win when you compete in the new mobile game, the

24:46

Hot 100 Challenge. Will

24:51

you be playing? Yeah,

24:53

maybe. I gave up on it a long time ago.

24:55

What do you mean? It just came out. It's

24:58

it. What are

25:00

you talking about? A new mobile game,

25:02

the Hot 100 Challenge from Billboard, let's fans

25:05

predict the peak positions of songs on the

25:07

Hot 100 to win prizes. The player with

25:09

the most points will win $25,000 cash. It's

25:13

a new game from Billboard on mobile.

25:17

How often do they give out the $25,000 cash? I

25:20

don't know, but

25:22

like, it seems like a

25:24

game that's right up your alley. Just

25:27

in time for all the Swifties to talk

25:31

about her debut number one. I

25:34

saw posts that were like predicting

25:36

album of the year and people

25:39

being pissed that that

25:41

rejected got is getting

25:43

snubbed for album of the year. I'm

25:45

like, how can you even say that

25:47

when the album hasn't come out yet

25:50

and you don't even you're

25:53

all you're doing is exposing that you

25:56

believe that somebody

25:58

deserves an award. based

26:00

on who they

26:02

are or they're placed in pop

26:04

culture not because of the body of work that you

26:06

haven't even heard yet. You're already calling it snubbed. How

26:08

can you call it snubbed if you haven't even heard

26:10

it yet? What? Yeah.

26:15

Amen, sister friend. Sand culture

26:18

has really ruined people's perception

26:23

of artistry because you

26:25

really, allegiance

26:29

for no reason. I mean,

26:31

that's what I was saying about

26:33

the like billboard articles of it

26:35

all. Like when Ariana's album

26:37

dropped, there was an article that billboard ran

26:40

that was like Ariana's fans are already calling

26:42

it Record of the Year or Album of

26:44

the Year. Well, no, oh wow. Fans of

26:46

an artist who love an artist think that

26:48

they're gonna have Album of the Year. How

26:50

is that groundbreaking news? Of course they do.

26:53

They all do. Everybody does. Honestly,

26:55

any article or listicle

26:58

that references that's main

27:01

thesis is based on tweets. You

27:05

can find five tweets to back up

27:07

any headline of any article. Any

27:09

headline, anything you want. So that's

27:11

why I'm like, this is hard

27:13

hitting news. The Ariana nators want

27:15

her to get Album of the

27:17

Year. Shocking, thanks for reporting on

27:19

that. Well, don't

27:21

worry, Corey. Because

27:23

music is about to be saved. Music

27:29

make me lose control? Close,

27:32

music make you Smurf control.

27:35

Did you hear Rihanna is voicing

27:37

Smurf fat and creating original music

27:39

for the Smurfs movie coming out

27:41

in February 2025? Rihanna's

27:43

comeback, it will be paid

27:45

for. By

27:48

the Smurfs. Off

27:50

of the blue labor of Smurfs.

27:55

Somebody had to do it. Hey, I'm looking at

27:57

Smurf fat right now. She's got blue skin and

27:59

blonde. hair. It's

28:02

an inverse of who's

28:05

that woman? Mrs. Simpson,

28:08

Marge, who

28:11

has blue hair and yellow skin.

28:13

Who do you think would win in a fight

28:16

Greta or Smurfette? Greta, Greta. They're

28:18

two sides of the opposite coin.

28:20

And in fact, it's

28:23

giving blonde versus brunette. It's giving blue

28:25

versus green. I think they can really

28:28

have a very interesting visual

28:30

the two of them. Are

28:33

we talking about the same Greta? Are you talking about a Thurnberg? No,

28:38

Greta the Gremlin. Right, right, right. Me

28:40

too. You didn't

28:43

invite a human to this battle. Well,

28:45

okay. Are you excited for

28:48

Smurfette? Are you excited for

28:50

the return of Brianna? No,

28:52

because what do you know what the last time

28:54

there was a Smurf movie it delivered us? Britney

28:57

Spears. Ooh, la la la

28:59

la la la by Britney Spears. Yeah,

29:01

well, remember when when I had

29:03

to imagine my pain when I

29:05

had to go see No Mio

29:08

and Juliet because you love that

29:10

movie. I did I did. Well,

29:14

because they didn't I thought in your

29:16

cloud because I thought

29:18

in theaters, because they

29:20

didn't Gaga never

29:22

put the song with Elton John from

29:24

the movie on streaming, it still doesn't

29:26

exist anywhere on the internet. So I had

29:29

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29:31

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33:44

I also need to talk

33:46

about the live-action monopoly movie Who

33:50

is playing the thimble? I

33:53

don't know. We need this prat. Can we

33:55

do it? Oh? Brats

33:58

voicing the dog I'm sure we

34:01

need to do a fantasy casting

34:04

See ya is see ya is voicing the hat.

34:06

Oh Got

34:09

a good it's got a good song the

34:11

hat does Okay

34:15

Okay, I'm pulling up

34:17

monopoly monopoly pieces original. Well,

34:20

there's the dog Just I've

34:23

got it here. I don't need your help. I always

34:25

wanted to be the dog. I I Believe

34:28

that I got that dog in me. So

34:31

who's playing the thimble? Amy

34:34

Schumer Meryl

34:41

Streep, but I think Amy's could probably

34:43

do a better job with it if

34:45

she's giving thimble, but yeah Who's

34:48

playing this shit? the

34:50

ship Yeah, there's a

34:52

ship Rihanna Navy, come

34:54

on now. All right. All right Gotta

34:58

be Rihanna as the ship sure the

35:01

shoe Hmm

35:03

the shoe the shoe Martin short

35:10

The tie I do like see as the top

35:12

hat yeah, that's almost that's almost a duh Hello

35:16

and a battleship listed. There's no way

35:18

there were two Okay,

35:20

Rihanna's the battleship who's like the

35:23

cannon the cannon the

35:25

rock The

35:30

wheelbarrow the wheelbarrow the wheel

35:32

you know who it is who James

35:35

Corden. Oh, of course James

35:40

Corden as I'm sorry. I'm waiting. I'm waiting

35:42

for the one to be announced where it's

35:44

gonna be Jacob trombele But none of these

35:46

really feel right for him. I I

35:49

thought the rocking horse was gonna be

35:51

Jacob trombele perfect perfect perfect The

35:54

purse there's a purse the purse

35:57

Margot Robbie who's also producing

36:01

the monopoly. The iron. The

36:03

iron. The iron.

36:05

Susan Sarandon.

36:09

Oh, you'd make a good iron. Yeah,

36:12

and the dog and the dog. The

36:15

dog, the dog. Timothy

36:18

Chalamet. I actually think

36:20

no, no, no, I think they're

36:22

gonna use an AI generated dog

36:24

bark for the dog.

36:26

It's gonna be played by AI.

36:28

Hey, I

36:31

know you've never seen a season of the circle, but do

36:33

you know what it's about? You

36:35

give like thumbs ups to people

36:37

or something. You're all like in your own

36:40

little apartment and you're like playing a vote out style

36:42

game, but it's you don't get to see anything. But

36:44

like pictures and chat boxes. Anyway, one

36:46

of the contestants this year is an

36:48

AI. Oh my

36:50

gosh, scary, which I'm

36:52

actually here for. That's

36:55

kind of that's that's a thrilling

36:57

twist, though. I don't know. AI

36:59

is even coming for our reality

37:01

TV jobs. Yeah. So my question

37:03

is, who gets the money if

37:05

the AI wins? Netflix keeps it?

37:07

Probably. Probably.

37:10

Probably. And

37:12

what else? What else do you want to

37:14

talk about? Well, the only thing left on

37:16

my list is the lip sync. La la

37:18

perusa smack down for the crown. She already

37:20

done had her sis. Okay,

37:23

here's what I have to say. Who

37:28

the fuck made that bracket? What

37:30

do you mean? It is quite

37:32

simply nonsensical. But that

37:35

is the that. Here's

37:37

the question. Here's here's what I was gonna say. So

37:39

you so then there's three of them

37:41

left. And she has to pick

37:43

who to go against. And the other one

37:45

just automatically advances to the finals. Yeah,

37:48

it was not I mean, maybe they

37:50

really, really were trying to come up with the

37:53

best. If I don't know, I haven't

37:55

sat down to try to think of how they could have done

37:57

it better. But like, I mean, I only

37:59

they thought This is the best way to do it. They

38:03

could have eliminated plain Jane and then

38:05

had 12 of them in the lip

38:07

sync. Slow down, slow down. What are

38:09

you talking about? What are you talking

38:11

about? I mean, it's either keep Q

38:13

in or eliminate plain Jane

38:15

to make it an even number. I,

38:18

here's my complaint. So

38:20

if- I thought I already heard your complaint. Spoilers

38:23

are coming. So at the final three, they draw

38:25

Megami's name out of the hat. She has to

38:27

pick who she wants to lip sync against the

38:30

other person automatically advances to the finals. Had

38:32

she picked morphine, Maya

38:35

would have lip synced to one song in

38:37

Ben in the finals. And Megami

38:39

would have had lip synced four times in Ben in

38:42

the finals. How does

38:44

that make sense? I agree, that's a great point. And

38:46

I hadn't thought about it, but that's a great point.

38:48

Well, you know what? This

38:51

episode is, it depends on how

38:54

the contestant looks at it. Do they

38:56

consider it an opportunity or do they consider

38:58

it like a flop-a-tunity?

39:00

A flop-a-tunity. Because you

39:03

know what? I think Megami

39:05

really gave me the best redemption

39:08

I have seen on this season.

39:10

This has been, if

39:13

you come into it thinking, you know what? I

39:16

have the chance to really showcase what I can

39:18

do, regardless of if I win or lose, I

39:20

get to showcase what I can do. You

39:23

can really make this type of episode a

39:25

moment. You had some contestants that really came

39:27

into it ready for defeat

39:29

and ready to be eliminated. And they said,

39:31

you know what? I'm clearing the way for

39:33

everyone else to have fun with this. Which

39:37

is like a little bit of like, okay,

39:39

yeah, you're self-aware, but like also, I

39:41

am ready to see a show. I

39:45

honestly thought that's why Dawn picked Amanda in

39:47

the first round is because she wanted to

39:49

help. She knew she wasn't gonna win regardless.

39:52

So she wanted to make sure her friend, Amanda,

39:54

made it to the second round at least. Which

39:56

I liked, in which I agree with. I think you're

39:59

right on that. I

40:01

get that there maybe there was some like thought

40:04

process about she'll pick a song that I like

40:06

but I definitely think she was also like let

40:08

me help my friend who's a performer and a

40:11

singer dancer make it to the next round. Personally,

40:14

I enjoyed

40:17

it. Did it live up to the latest

40:19

Lollaparooza on Canada? No, I think

40:21

that will be the best Lollaparooza of all time.

40:24

I think you

40:27

don't remember. No, but

40:29

I haven't really been enjoying Canada. Canada 3?

40:31

Are you serious? That was one of the

40:33

best seasons of Drag Race in a long

40:35

time. You

40:38

loved What's Her Name? Melinda Verga.

40:41

Neeranav! Cycle

40:43

people, nominee. Anyway,

40:46

yeah, I

40:48

thought Megami killed it. I thought also

40:52

embarrassing when they cut to other

40:55

queens in the cast who quite simply didn't understate it. Who

41:00

were trying to read Megami haters. They were

41:02

haters the whole time. They were not heard

41:04

the whole time. You

41:07

know what is like bizarro is when

41:10

somebody loses a lip sync and doesn't understand that they

41:12

lost the lip sync can't even comprehend that they

41:15

lost the lip sync because there's other styles of performing

41:17

that can win the lip sync other than. Drag

41:21

Maya. I

41:24

didn't say anything about anybody. I did

41:26

not say anything about anybody. When I

41:28

tell you I was holding my breath

41:30

the whole time both times Mirage was

41:33

performing because I wanted her

41:35

to succeed so badly. And I was

41:37

so had PTSD from her not knowing

41:39

the word. I'm not.

41:42

She got eliminated. I'm not

41:44

quite sure. I mean, I was were we not

41:46

being fed the idea that she was performing? Were we

41:48

not being fed the idea that she also didn't know

41:50

the lyrics to the song she was having to do?

41:52

But then they didn't show that

41:54

to be the case. But like we

41:57

were led on to believe that like it's

41:59

make or break. break on if she knows her

42:01

lyrics. And I'm yeah, I was like, I'm

42:04

not sold that she did, but I'm also not

42:06

there's no proof that she didn't. But like, they're

42:09

telling us that she did know but like, the

42:11

vibe was that that was what

42:13

it hinged on. I saw a

42:15

tweet before I got to watch the episode

42:17

because I mistakenly got on Twitter and somebody

42:20

said, at least Mirage knew 60%

42:22

of the words this time. So then I was a

42:24

little panicked. But then I watched

42:27

both of her performances and I was like, I

42:29

didn't really see a lip flub anywhere. So what

42:31

was that feed about? Yeah,

42:33

I don't know. I am haters. Yeah,

42:36

yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I think she did good.

42:39

I, of course wanted her to

42:41

thrive. I wanted Amanda to thrive. I wanted. Well,

42:45

I wanted all of them to thrive, like, certainly

42:48

actively rooting against anybody. But

42:51

like, I also was kind of, I was

42:54

feeling the annoyance that

42:57

we were being fed another. It

43:00

felt like we were being fed the experience

43:03

of Oh, here comes the ultimate showdown of

43:06

Maya versus morphine, like that they were really

43:08

pushing that narrative all season of like these

43:10

two are going to have a showdown and

43:12

then and then here comes the

43:14

showdown. Well, the episode Maya

43:17

went home. I just felt it

43:19

just felt a little like, I don't

43:21

know, I've seen it and it's more interesting

43:24

to see the people

43:26

that that are really

43:28

putting in the work like for me, Megami, I get

43:31

all the way to the end of the Lollaparooza

43:33

and like, I'm not

43:35

I would honestly see, I would honestly

43:38

rather see them change

43:40

the structure of the show so that the

43:43

very first episode of

43:45

every season is that and

43:47

so we get to see everybody lip sync right

43:49

off the bat. Everybody gets to do a couple.

43:54

And there's still like a runway, but it's

43:56

like it's been interesting to watch how

43:58

they've moved it around from. season to season

44:00

but I didn't think it succeeded here because it's like

44:02

I was was I

44:04

happy Morphing won yes but I at that

44:06

point I had seen her lip sync and do

44:09

a lot of the same moves six or seven

44:11

times just because she had lip sync that

44:13

many times and so it didn't come

44:15

as that big of a payoff and it was almost

44:17

a little bored by the end of

44:19

it because I'm like I've seen her do all of this eight

44:22

times now. Baby

44:24

you need to watch Canada 3. I

44:26

watched it. You need to rewatch

44:29

the lip sync lala perusa. I'm here enough

44:31

and I think and I think I watched

44:33

it and I think and

44:36

I think I might be done with Canada. No.

44:40

Well we'll see I'm

44:42

sure I'll have nothing else to watch when it starts

44:44

airing in the fall or whenever it

44:46

is on but if you're listening at

44:48

home and you didn't watch Canada 3, Nira

44:52

versus Aurora I think is one of

44:54

my like what was Canada

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4 first all you're talking about Canada 4.

44:58

I'm talking about Canada 4. You're

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talking about Canada 4. You

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have said Canada 3 at least five times now. You

45:05

are 1000% talking about Canada 4.

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I'm talking about Canada season 4. Aurora

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versus Nira and

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honestly that whole episode I'm not even

45:16

like that might be one of the

45:19

the best episodes of Drag Race period

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for me and and to see that

45:23

this episode of US 16

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lala perusa was the top rated a Drag

45:30

Race episode of all time. I hate

45:34

when people say that. I was kind of

45:36

like okay. What are people logging on to

45:38

IMDB? People are logging on to IMDB. Yeah

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and this is my favorite episode. It's just

45:42

like that's stupid. Giving it a 10 out

45:44

of 10 but what is the 10 out

45:46

of 10 for? Like you're saying oh they

45:48

made the right decisions on who won each

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lip sync or you think the lip syncs

45:52

were that high quality or? Yeah the

45:55

people filling out those polls are the same people

45:57

who said Hillary was gonna win. Okay,

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Grawl. She said it's a political

46:02

year. Honey. Okay.

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Alright, so did you go on Instagram and did

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you like Team Nymphia, Team Plain Jane, or Team

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Sifira? I think I'm gonna go on right now

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and I'm gonna give a like to all three.

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Okay, well I liked two and

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commented on one. Okay. See

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you over there. Okay. Cory, where

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can people find ya? Find

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me. Liking two and commenting

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on one. Comment on one.

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Okay. You can find me

46:33

at the mall. I am actually, um,

46:35

I'm in line right now. I'm

46:37

in line right now and I'm about

46:39

to get, I'm about to pre-order a

46:41

cookie cake and um... Oh my god.

46:43

Light icing and then I'm gonna

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head on over to Baskin-Robbins and I'm gonna

46:48

get a small ice

46:50

cream cake side. Ice cream cake. Oh

46:53

my god. Did you say side? For

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my favorite side. All

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right, toodles. I think

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you were talking about Canada Four. Canada

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Four. Okay, bye.