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Father Duffy looked up. You don't understand.
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The 30th Gospel talks about this podcast
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at this place at this time. It describes
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it as terrifying, driving mad those
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who hear it. We have to warn them!
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Pseudopod Episode 890 This
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week's story, The King in Yellow by
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Karen Warren Narrated
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by Petra Elliott Audio production
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by Chelsea Davis Hosted
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by me, Alistair Stewart Hey
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everyone, welcome to Pseudopod, the weekly
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horror podcast. I'm Alistair, your
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host, and this week's story, audio produced
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as ever by the amazing Chelsea, is
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from Karen Warren. Shirley
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Jackson Award winner Karen published
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her first short story in 1993 and has
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had fiction in
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print every year since. She
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was given the Peter McNamara Lifetime Achievement
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Award and was guest of honour at World Fantasy 2018,
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StokerCon 2019, and GizaCon 2019.
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She has
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also been guest of honour at Conflux
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in Canberra and GenreCon in Brisbane.
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She's lived in Melbourne, Sydney, Canberra
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and Fiji, drawing inspiration from every
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place. 2023 has
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seen the publication of two novellas, The
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Death Place Set from Crystal Lake and
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Bitters from Cemetery Dance.
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Your narrator this week is Petra Elliott. Petra
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Elliott is an actor, singer and presenter
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who currently spends most days as a game facilitator
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for Directors of Extraordinary and Great Race
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Australia, running team building events that
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utilise escape room style puzzles and TV
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reality game show style challenges. In 2013,
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she co-hosted the Splendid Chaps podcast
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celebrating the Doctor Who 50th anniversary,
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which led to co-creating and starring in sci-fi
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time travel comedy audio series, Night
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Terrace, which she has heard
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on BBC Radio 4 Extra. And it's great, and
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you should listen to it.
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Petra Sexual, that's a
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hell of a title, good job, Petra,
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debuted in 2014. As
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ever, all her social media details
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will be in the show notes. So
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drink up, because the
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King's truth is here.
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The King In Yella by Karen
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Warren. Narrated by Petra
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Elliott.
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I'm always returning to wrap town in my thoughts.
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Unbidden, unwanted, I'm taken
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back there. A hint of
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yellow, the smell of smoke. These
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things blind me to the present. I
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haven't lived there for 16 years, since
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I was seven. And mostly, what
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I remember is dreamlike and unreal.
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That's what kid memories are like, right? Blurry
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and odd, not making much sense.
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Sometimes I'm transported by these subtle
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things. And other times,
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the method is more concrete. The
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arrival of the brooch was as concrete
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as they come. Accompanied
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by a note from my mother, sorry,
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was supposed to be for your 21st, but forgot, I
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am a dopey drawers. Love, mum. Such
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notes stained with what I hoped was
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red wine and perhaps suntan lotion,
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envelope postmarked Brisbane. I
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remember this brooch, although no one
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I knew ever wore it. It
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sat on my father's dressing table in a purple
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velvet box. And every now and
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then, I would sneak in to spy
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on it, touch it. I
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thought then it must be worth a million
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dollars or more, because it was made
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of a dull yellow metal that must
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be gold.
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My father said the king in yellow gave it to him, and
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I remember the look on his face, of
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reverence and of fear at the same time. When
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my father died and we left Wrap Town, it
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must have impacted a way. Only
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my mother could answer to that. The
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brooch no longer had its velvet box. I
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hid it in my underwear drawer without showing my flatmates,
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whom I didn't trust for a second. Not
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that they would steal anything, but they'd
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borrow and lose and all the rest of it. If
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they weren't such a fun to be around, and if I
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could afford it, I'd live alone. But
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this is where we are at the moment.
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Did it enter my dreams that night, my old
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brooch? I
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awoke with a memory of a tall man bent over
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me, his breath clouding
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physically over my face, the smell
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of it like old wet dirt.
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Or old wet dog, because there he was,
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my dear old Rupert pressed up against me
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seeking heat. I pushed him away
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gently. Off you get, big fella,
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I said. I really should take
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him to the vet, but I knew what they'd
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say, and I wasn't ready yet to
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live without him. I
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had work that day, eight hours typing
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up insurance claims, the tedium
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of it all allowing my mind to drift to places
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I didn't want to drift to.
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That night I found an invitation in the letterbox,
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the address forwarded two or three times. My
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mother had clearly forgotten I'd moved. I'd
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better call and remind her. You
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are invited, it said on the front, to
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the launch of a book of great truths. All
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proceeds to benefit our heroes, the firefighters
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of Australia, and the animals who have lost
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their homes. Inside,
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it said, Fighting fires is thirsty
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work. Please come to the Karkosa
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Hotel, 998 Pell Street, Shangri-La.
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Art and words by Casilda Wilde Shangri-La
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was Raptown, my childhood suburb.
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They changed the name because of the Raptown murders, 15
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girls killed.
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killed and buried here, as if that would make
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it a different place somehow.
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It was still wrapped down to me, now and
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forever.
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Tickets were $100 and the event was
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that week. I laughed at the
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idea of my going at that price and sent
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Mum a text message to remind her I'd changed my
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address. I said, I
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don't know who Casilda Wilde is, but she wants $100 a
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ticket. She FaceTimed
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me. Don't you remember?
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She said. She was a neighbour.
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She looked after you and I had to go to work. You
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learnt how to paint from her. My
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mother was in Brisbane with her boyfriend. Scuba
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diving, she said, lifting her fingers
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into air quotes.
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I don't want to know, Mum, I told her. Don't
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go, Olivia. Don't even think about
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it. We got out of Wrap Town once. You
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don't want to be stuck there again. You'll be captured.
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What? Captured by the
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King in Yella? It was a joke,
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but she snorted, him? That's
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just someone your father invented to cover up his
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awful behaviour. I knew
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she was right, but it didn't help. I
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saw the King in Yella everywhere. A flash here,
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a flash there. My
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father always said, the King in Yella made me do
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it when he came home blind drunk, late.
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When he came home with the shit bashed out of him, or
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with an arm full of stolen goods, or
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with scratches all over him from who knew
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what. There were
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so many small dangers in life. I
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chose to ignore most of them. I
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really didn't remember this neighbour, not
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even when she came knocking at my door the next
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day. Look
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at you, she said, cupping my face
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with her hands. They were cold
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and firm, and that, perhaps, I
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remembered. Little
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Olivia, all grown up, you
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look like your father. Handsome
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man, handsome man. My
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father had been skinny, pale and
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pockmarked. not a handsome man
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at all. She nodded
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at me. Mrs Wild, she
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said. Casilda, your autistic
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neighbour. Casilda
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insisted on taking me out for dinner, although
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I assured her I didn't need the charity. It
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isn't charity, my dear. I need
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your help. I need your help
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with my launch this weekend because I have not
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one young person on board to spread
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the word and help me on the day.
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She had collected ash, she said. From
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the bushfires and any other place where
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people had lost their homes and their lives.
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I have them from all down the south coast. I don't know. Maybe I
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have people's houses in there. Pets,
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koalas. Not knowing is
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part of what makes it art.
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Tears came to her eyes. It's
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the tragedy of loss I want to capture and
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that we are all one in ashes.
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She lowered her head and said, I'm
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as respectful as possible when I take the ashes.
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I didn't like the way she smelled. It wasn't the ash. It
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was her. Like
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a marshmallow-topped meat casserole left out in the sun. Ask
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me how I know how that smells. But
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she had received donated funds galore and was
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happy to buy vodka tonics all night. She grabbed
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at my arm. Can't you just imagine the
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peace? Statue of a fireman,
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smudged grey, here wild, yellow,
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high-visibility vest.
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Like a king, I said. And she
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looked at me strangely. When
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was the last time you went back to wrap down? We
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were sitting in a small dark bar, I
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felt sure, housed mice. Not since I was
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a kid. Since they
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changed the name. No reason to go
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back and if I were not upset, Mum. Not
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good memories. Oh,
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come on. We had some lovely times there.
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I had a flashback. This woman tossing
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back champagne and laughing until she fell over. in
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the kitchen washing up. I
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remembered what a front yard had looked like, full
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of the debris of other people's lives. Car
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crash parts, house fire parts, building
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demolition parts, toys in a
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dilapidated state.
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She liked to think she was like an auntie to
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us, even though she was old enough to be our grandmother.
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Still, it had been a good neighbourhood. Lots
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of kids, quiet streets. That
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part of Raptown I remembered. I
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don't like drinking to blackout stage and
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rarely do, but as it happens, I
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came to on the drain. I was damp
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with sweat and my face felt clammy. To
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my great relief, I hadn't been sick. There
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were no nasty puddles at my feet. I must
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have been home because I wore my only good dress
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and the brooch was pinned to my breast. A
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man opposite me sat nodding and grinning. I
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drew my knees together and looked out
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the window, my eyesight lurry.
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We passed through Raptown, the train
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going so fast, earning glimpsed a tumbling
11:08
pile of suitcases. But the next
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stop was Raptown again, a man
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in a suit squatted beside a bush. And
11:14
again, beer kegs tipped over. And
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again, but this time the train slowed.
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And of course, there was only one stop in
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Raptown. I don't know how
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we passed through it so many times or
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if we did, or if, as
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my mother would say, I'd
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been lost in my own head again. On
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the platform were men in yellow waiting to unload
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and someone said, your stop. I
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stumbled off. I
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had been through Raptown station many times on the
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train and never liked the transit. Travelling
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through you heard screams sometimes and
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we all ignored it. It was only
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two stops to the city. No one wanted
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to stop the train. They all wanted to get where
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they were going. I
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had not stood on Raptown Station since I was
12:03
a schoolgirl. I knew
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it so well then, many hours spent waiting
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for trains. So many of them didn't
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stop there, from superstition and
12:12
lack of demand. Even though they
12:14
changed the name of our suburb to Shangri-La, it
12:17
was still associated with the serial killer who'd lived
12:19
and worked there decades earlier. We
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used to joke that if we lived in heaven we must all be
12:24
dead, but the parents hated that
12:26
one. One had left
12:28
shopping at the station, meat, crawling
12:32
with maggots.
12:33
A homeless man squatted and ate. His
12:36
puffy white face looked like a maggot itself,
12:38
but greenish.
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That could have been the light on the platform, which rendered
12:42
everything that same sickly green yellow.
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He wore a tattered coat, and I thought he was
12:48
short and fat, but when he stood up
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he was tall and regal, standing
12:52
there proudly as if he owned the world. His
12:55
face was jaundiced, and I wondered if he
12:57
was close to death, but as I
12:59
watched he vanished from sight, leaving
13:02
only the mess of meat, the cloak,
13:04
and a dark sharp smell. Lots
13:08
of others got off at Raptown with me. They
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dispersed, disappearing into the streets.
13:13
I wondered how many were going to Casilda's launch.
13:16
Graffiti covered many of the walls as
13:18
I'd left the station and headed down the street.
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I thought I shouldn't read the words, that each
13:24
one would enter my consciousness. My
13:26
mother had told me not to read the words. Don't
13:29
read them! But she wasn't a
13:31
fan of reading anything at all, to be fair. I
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could smell the Raptown rot, as we
13:36
used to call it. The stench of
13:38
old rubbish and who knew what in the houses.
13:41
The grass was dry wherever I looked, and
13:44
strangely shaped rocks sat on front lawns and
13:46
blocked the footpath here and there. The
13:48
shops, including Pub, Cafe
13:51
and Butcher, were to the right of the station.
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Curiosity led me to the left, though, where
13:56
my house once stood. I
13:59
would go home. home first. It
14:02
had all changed, and of course memory
14:04
makes some things more important than others.
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The War Memorial, a pyramid made with brass
14:09
and inscribed with names,
14:11
loomed in my mind as enormous
14:14
and covered with hundreds of names. Instead
14:17
there were only a dozen men listed on a structure
14:19
that reached as high as my shoulders. Had
14:23
someone removed the rest? Or was
14:25
I not in Raptown after all but some other
14:27
dying suburb? I
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looked for familiar landmarks, graffiti,
14:32
the bus stop hidden in bushes where I was sure
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assassins used to hide, the strip
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of footpath where a big dog had walked
14:39
in wet cement, the
14:41
Murder House. As children
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we never missed the opportunity to walk past
14:46
the Murder House. We
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all knew which one it was. There were still
14:51
trenches in the front yard, along the side
14:53
and, if you looked over the side fence that
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verged on a walkway, the back yard, where
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the bodies of those fifteen young women
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had been buried. Long before my time
15:02
of course, those bodies belonged to women who
15:05
would have been my grandmother's age if they'd
15:07
lived. The front
15:09
door to the Murder House was closed, as it
15:11
always was, and it was with
15:13
a sudden chill I realised why
15:15
the sign on my brooch was so familiar. There
15:18
it was, emblazoned on the front
15:20
door in a dull yellow paint. I
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touched my brooch instinctively, as if
15:25
it could perhaps protect me, and walked on.
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As kids
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we used to say the King and Yella lived
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in that house. I
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remember once, my father came home drunk,
15:37
kicking over the milk bottles at the front door, pushing
15:40
his hand through the fly wire in an attempt to open
15:42
it, tipping over a kitchen chair when he draped
15:44
his sodden coat over it.
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I heard mum patter down the stairs,
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pausing half way, and
15:50
I leapt out of bed to stop her.
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She told me don't let me have a go at him in that state.
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I'll get it off my chest, but he won't remember.
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Save it for the morning when he's sick and sorry. for
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himself. It was too
16:02
late though.
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She was down there shouting at him and
16:06
him vomiting in the sink and
16:08
then the back door slamming and
16:10
a terrible silence and my mother.
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I didn't see
16:14
her for three days after that. She's
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fucked off with the king in Yela, Dad
16:20
said next morning. Now she knows
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what it's like. You can't
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say no to the king in Yela. I
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walked toward my street. Houses
16:33
were burnt along the way,
16:35
not repaired in the last 16 years or
16:38
burnt again perhaps.
16:40
There were many hazards to watch for.
16:42
Curved bowls of glass, jagged at
16:44
the edges, old rusty nails,
16:47
bones poking up out of the ground. I couldn't
16:51
tell which was my house. Up
16:54
ahead I swear I saw a tall man
16:56
with a yellow raincoat and it started
16:58
to rain. Riving worms on
17:01
the lawn and on the footpath made me feel sick.
17:04
We used to call them dead ducks and go
17:06
around counting them. One day
17:08
we got to 38, a very
17:10
high number to my seven year old brain. I
17:14
turned around and headed for the pub. All
17:17
this way I didn't want to miss the launch. That
17:20
town had the pub, a butcher's and a cafe
17:22
called This Blue Starlight. It
17:24
was closed and it looked dusty and deserted
17:27
inside. The butcher's
17:29
had a reddish light making everything look fresh-killed.
17:32
The smell escaping under the door told a very
17:34
different story. The
17:36
butcher, very large, pink-faced,
17:39
gave me a cheery smile and a wave.
17:41
Come and taste some sausage, he
17:43
called out and I shook my head. The
17:48
silda wild stood on the steps of the pub, near
17:50
the public bar door. She wore sensible
17:52
pants and a colourful patchwork top. You
17:55
made it, she said a voice cross.
17:58
Better late than never. I suppose."
18:01
She blocked the entrance. When
18:03
I approached, though, she smiled. "'Nice
18:07
brooch,' she said.
18:09
She had told me to wear something that reminded me of my
18:11
father.
18:12
She said, "'We are remembering
18:14
those lost in fires.' I
18:17
guess that's why my drunken self had chosen the brooch.
18:20
I didn't remember pinning it on. Casilda
18:22
tore the brooch off me. "'Give us a
18:24
look,' she said, her voice thick
18:27
and rough around the edges. She
18:29
tore my dress, leaving my purple bra exposed
18:32
and the top of a tiny tattoo of a dove I had
18:34
on my left breast. "'Sorry,'
18:37
she said. "'I'll give you a free book, okay?'
18:41
One room of the pub had been set aside for her event.
18:44
There were upwards of fifty people in there, maybe
18:46
more. At a hundred dollars
18:48
a head, I guessed some money was being
18:50
raised for the Fireys, because most of
18:52
them were unpaid volunteers and this was a way to
18:54
thank them for keeping us safe. One
18:57
of the walls on plinths and shelves was
18:59
her art. Ugly
19:02
grey pieces that seemed blubbish and certainly
19:05
not beautiful. In places,
19:08
she'd repaired cracks in the walls with the same
19:10
ash. One man
19:12
dressed in a yellow firefighter's coat with a yellow
19:14
helmet called for attention. He
19:17
said, "'Some think this place
19:19
is a shit hole. Others
19:22
find refuge. People
19:25
know soon enough which one you
19:27
are. Some look
19:29
out on a fire-ravaged forest and
19:31
see devastation. Others
19:34
see a lushness they can't be
19:36
forgotten. When
19:38
we were out there, keeping you
19:40
lot safe,' there was a titter
19:43
of laughter amongst the group, as if he was
19:45
joking. These people
19:47
were well-heeled, most of them owning at least two
19:49
houses. None of them cared
19:51
if their coast houses burnt or
19:53
their bush houses. We
19:56
saw something none of you have seen.
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We all saw it." It was a
20:01
giant figure leaving footprints. We
20:04
knew if we saw him, there was no
20:07
hope. Where he trod
20:09
would burn to the ground. Be
20:12
thankful he isn't here today, that fella.
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He took a large swallow of beer draining
20:18
his glass. It's thirsty work,
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she says,
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he said, thumbing at Casilda.
20:24
Thirsty fucking work. Gonna
20:27
drink up, buy all this shit,
20:30
make us some money so we can outrun that tall
20:32
bastard. I
20:34
wasn't about to buy any of her crappy artwork, but
20:36
I did buy myself a drink called a bronze whip cocktail.
20:39
Whiskey, lemon juice, sugar syrup,
20:42
red wine, it was potent and
20:45
pretty good. I bought another and
20:48
one for the fireman who'd launched the exhibit. He
20:50
accepted it happily. Who
20:53
was he? This tall guy. The
20:55
man was solid, handsome in a red-faced
20:58
way. He wore a good cologne and
21:00
I wanted to get closer to him. Every
21:03
step he took he left fire behind.
21:06
You could see him in the flames, laughing and roaring.
21:09
The king in yellow, I said. He
21:13
looked at me. Maybe,
21:15
he said, he could be right there.
21:19
He smiled, slightly broken-toothed,
21:21
slightly crooked, one side of his mouth
21:23
slacker than the other. I
21:26
was already thinking of kissing him when
21:29
a woman grabbed his shoulder. She
21:31
was neat, blonde, beautiful, perfect
21:34
looking and I knew I'd never had a chance.
21:37
He did wink at me though. Casilda
21:41
worked the room, pressing people to buy,
21:43
buy, buy. I bought another
21:45
drink and sought a place to hide from her.
21:47
I found a small room open upstairs,
21:50
a wall of moth-eaten books, a
21:52
ceiling painted with black stars, tattered
21:55
curtains on the windows. It
21:57
seemed like a storage room more than anything else. I
22:00
sat and finished my drink, enjoying the quiet,
22:04
when I noticed one book on the shelves.
22:07
It was beautiful, different from the others.
22:10
The cover felt soft yet rigid,
22:13
like serpent skin. And
22:15
the title, well, it
22:19
was called The King in Yellow.
22:23
I would have said that's when my dad got the name,
22:26
but he never read. I
22:30
wouldn't, a voice said. It
22:32
was the pub owner, a man with a small,
22:35
fat white face but bright, clear eyes.
22:39
His name was Elvis, and they'd never seen anyone
22:41
suit their name less. They
22:43
only read that if they're going to top themselves.
22:48
This is what they call the suicide chamber.
22:52
Should be locked, it usually is. Some
22:55
bastard must have unlocked it. He
22:57
gestured me out, locking the door after
23:00
us. That much
23:02
bloody trouble when someone cocks it. I'm
23:04
not interested in another. I'm
23:07
not interested in that, I said, my protest
23:09
loud. I'd never even
23:11
thought that. Come on, love,
23:14
let's get you another, he said. I
23:17
had the book tucked under my arm, hoping
23:19
he wouldn't notice. Back
23:23
in the bar, Casilda was directing and informing
23:25
and telling people about her art.
23:28
I wondered if anyone ever stood up to her.
23:30
I wasn't about to. She barely
23:32
noticed my existence since she stole my brooch.
23:35
She was wearing it pinned to her broad bosom. I
23:39
drank so many of those damn cocktails.
23:43
We drank to my father, the pub owner
23:45
remembered him, called him a good drinking
23:48
man, and how he said his
23:50
heart was a homing device, that
23:52
no matter how drunk he was, he'd find his way home.
23:57
He died sickly yellow, my dad, jaundiced.
24:01
His liver so bad it wouldn't function anymore.
24:05
He told people he got bitten by a mosquito, that
24:08
he had yellow fever. But no
24:10
one believed that. When
24:12
our house burnt half down, he
24:14
was the only one in it. Couldn't
24:17
even get himself out. Scavengers
24:20
got there before we did. They
24:22
were welcome to it. I
24:26
heard the train rumbling in the distance and wondered
24:28
which one I should catch. I
24:30
heard the ding and ting of beer kegs being
24:32
moved about. Now
24:35
that was a sound that brought me back to Raptown. Reminded
24:39
me of going to get Dad at the early opener, or
24:41
walking with him there. He'd
24:44
hear the ding and ting of the beer kegs and
24:46
know the pub was opening. He'd say, music
24:49
to my ears. Rubbing
24:51
his hands together, back and forward, heel
24:54
to toe, heel to toe. Casilda
24:58
snatched the book from me and flipped it open. She
25:00
began to read aloud, intoning, marching
25:03
around the room, waving her arms
25:05
dramatically, acting. I
25:08
couldn't stand the sound of her voice, so
25:11
I ordered more cocktails and entered into
25:13
a conversation with anyone who'd talked to me. I
25:16
drank so many of those damn cocktails I fell asleep
25:18
in the big armchair in the foyer.
25:21
I was watched over by a man with a big coat.
25:24
He opened and closed it every few minutes. In
25:28
my fanciful state, I thought a
25:30
deep glow came from him. A
25:33
yellow radiance. Such
25:36
nonsense. I
25:39
missed the last train.
25:41
I fumbled with my phone to order a taxi,
25:43
but the pub owner told me there was a room upstairs put
25:45
aside for me.
25:46
Your father used to crash there, love. Many
25:49
of others were staying over as well. There
25:53
might even be a toothbrush left up there by
25:55
a previous tenant, he said in a kindly
25:57
voice, adding, and
25:59
women. are always leaving cumplugs behind if you need
26:02
one of those. He had waxy
26:04
looking ears that he cupped his hand behind, as
26:07
if he was hard of hearing. I
26:11
woke with my mouth so dry
26:13
I couldn't breathe. There
26:15
was a small sink in my room but no glass, so
26:18
I cupped my hands and drank thirstily.
26:22
The water was lukewarm and had a rusty flavour,
26:25
and once I quenched my thirst I went in search of something
26:27
to take the taste out of my mouth.
26:30
The party was still going in the bar. I
26:32
didn't know the time but it felt like about 3am.
26:36
I took a drink and saw what looked like an
26:38
altar at the end of the bar, and my
26:40
brooch pinned to it. I'd
26:43
forgotten about that, and the
26:45
fact that my dress was torn and my bra peeking
26:47
through, and one of the men in the room took
26:49
an interest in me. I'd
26:51
grab it back later, when none of them were
26:53
looking. The whole room
26:56
seemed filmed with a layer of ash. In
26:58
one corner was a mound of ash. Casilda
27:01
was tear-streaked, blind drunk. They've
27:04
smashed it all, she said. She
27:07
smashed it herself, Elvis said. Read
27:10
that whole bloody book, then destroyed
27:12
everything. He shook his head. She
27:16
still owes me if she hasn't spent at all.
27:20
A greenish light washed over everything. It
27:23
was like the moss growing on a grave, or
27:25
like green twigs burning. The
27:29
smell of young wood burnt too
27:31
soon, a life used
27:33
up too soon. Someone
27:37
put a drink in my hand, a deep yellow
27:39
dessert wine, and I drank quickly, and
27:42
then the next. In
27:45
the morning the sun woke me, creeping
27:47
in through a crack in the old blinds. I
27:50
wondered how I'd slept at all, because the
27:52
room was uncomfortably warm and the bed lumpy.
27:56
I stood in a patch of something sticky near the door
27:58
and cursed. I didn't
28:00
want to know what it was. I
28:02
limped to the shared bathroom. Stained
28:05
lino covered in cigarette burns. A shower
28:07
with no curtain. One toilet with
28:09
no seat.
28:11
I had no towel and nothing to change into.
28:14
But at least I could wash my face and get that sticky
28:16
stuff off my foot. I
28:18
had little to gather, just my bag and phone.
28:21
Then I went out by the back stairs. I
28:23
really didn't want to run into any of the late night
28:26
party goers. Call it day
28:28
after regret. Call it fear of sunlight
28:30
reality. I didn't want
28:33
to see them. The
28:35
first train wasn't for another half hour, so I thought
28:38
I'd try the old neighbourhood again. Today,
28:40
everything seemed familiar.
28:42
Almost too familiar, as if I hadn't left
28:44
at all.
28:45
I found my way easily to my childhood home.
28:49
It stood, half burnt. Was
28:52
it never repaired? Clearly
28:55
no one lived there. The lawn was grown thigh high.
28:58
There were advertising flies in massive piles by
29:00
the letterbox.
29:01
The door was half of its hinges.
29:04
A painted yellow crown on the door itself,
29:06
as it had been on other derelict houses.
29:09
And I thought the council should devise a clearer warning
29:11
symbol for dangerous buildings. Still,
29:15
I pushed my way inside.
29:18
It was dark, the dust so thick
29:20
I couldn't breathe. I
29:23
didn't think anyone had been there since we ran, and
29:26
my father killed himself in the fire. He'd
29:29
handcuffed himself to the radiator, they
29:31
said, because he was a weak man and didn't
29:33
want to be able to change his mind. I
29:37
heard a voice beside me, intoning,
29:39
low. It
29:42
was Casilda, reading that
29:44
book aloud to me, wearing
29:46
my brooch,
29:47
the one my father left to me, proof that he did
29:49
love me and remember me,
29:51
that he thought of me as he died.
29:54
Give me my brooch back, I
29:56
said, low-voiced. I'd
29:59
ordered men of interest. industry with that voice,
30:01
another so-called tough guys. She
30:04
put her hand over it, kept reading. I
30:07
moved through the house, wanting to see if we'd
30:09
left anything behind, wanting
30:11
to get away from her. In
30:14
the room where my father died, and
30:17
I could see the dark stain in the lino,
30:19
the spread of the burn, in the
30:22
corner where the radiator was,
30:24
I saw the remnants of his handcuffs.
30:27
Casilda, reading, came
30:29
into the room. She finished and
30:31
closed the book. There, she
30:34
said, all done. She
30:36
smiled at me. I read
30:39
to you through the night, she said, and
30:41
beside me the boys took it in turns to
30:43
watch. They liked you sleeping
30:46
there, limbs all loose and friendly.
30:49
I lunged at her, pushing her backwards.
30:52
For all her sterniness, she was old and
30:54
weak, and I tore the brooch from her, distended
30:57
the pin, and thrust
30:59
it deep into her eye. I
31:03
don't know what possessed me. To
31:06
this day, I don't understand what made me do
31:08
it, but the sight of her made
31:10
me so furious. I grasped
31:12
her throat and pressed. As
31:14
I'd done, I remembered
31:17
to my dear old dog, Rupert. Or
31:20
had I? Was that me? Or
31:22
had I watched it? I could
31:24
no longer tell my own memories from others,
31:28
until she finally sputtered and
31:30
stopped speaking. Then
31:34
I let her sink to the ground, and
31:37
I took back my brooch. There
31:43
was a hole in the floor, and by folding
31:45
and bending, I got her down there and covered
31:47
the space with some wood I found in the backyard.
31:50
A neighbor watched me over the fence, a tall
31:53
man, but it was only a tree with yellow
31:55
blossoms.
31:56
I needed to wash up, and there was no running
31:58
water in this old house.
32:00
So I ventured back to the pub. Elvis
32:03
was at the bar. Tomato
32:05
juice and vodka is the answer for you, he said,
32:08
pouring it for me. I'll
32:11
make sure he gets back to you, Father, he said,
32:13
raising his glass to me.
32:15
He held out his hand, and instinctively
32:18
I placed the brooch in his broad, soft,
32:21
white palm. I
32:23
felt a burning inside me, so hot
32:26
and terrible I couldn't speak, let
32:28
alone talk. And yet
32:30
I could run for the train, and catch
32:33
it, and sit, gazing
32:35
through the fogged window at the buildings and graffiti
32:38
and backyards and car frames
32:40
flashing by. Of
32:42
Raptown, I
32:44
recall little else.
32:53
Are there facts that haunt you? Informational
32:56
ghosts that show up when you least expect
32:58
them. Banquos of trivia,
33:00
but never themselves trivia all. I
33:04
have a couple. One of them is the Centralia
33:06
Fire. Centralia,
33:09
Pennsylvania, United States, since
33:11
at least May 27th, 1962, has been on fire, beneath
33:17
the surface of the earth. Its
33:19
original cause and start date is still a matter
33:21
of debate, but the coal deposits
33:23
beneath the town are, at their current
33:26
rate, scheduled to continue to burn
33:28
for over 250 years.
33:33
This fire is, of course,
33:36
perceivable on the surface, and it
33:38
has quietly, methodically, with
33:41
the speed and determination of geology
33:43
itself decimated Centralia,
33:46
to the extent that as of 2017, only 56 people were
33:48
left in town. Centralia,
33:53
for reasons
33:55
I'm sure you will understand if you're familiar with
33:58
it, is one of the inspiration
33:59
for Silent Hill.
34:02
The ground in Centralia is
34:04
on fire. It has been on fire
34:07
for longer than we have been alive in many
34:09
cases and will continue to be
34:11
on fire after the vast
34:13
majority of us are dead. No
34:16
one can do anything. No
34:18
one will do anything.
34:20
So now Centralia is
34:22
just 56 people making
34:24
their way across burning ground that is slowly
34:27
and inexorably collapsing
34:29
beneath them.
34:32
There is an undeniable resonance to that
34:34
in 2023. Not just
34:36
the environmental disasters that mount up
34:39
every year, but that sense of
34:41
surviving in persistent, relentless
34:43
trauma, even as it eats a little
34:45
more of your shelter away as
34:48
you watch. That's
34:50
how the world's felt for a lot of folks for a
34:52
long time.
34:54
That's one of the reasons this story is so good
34:57
and so familiar.
35:00
I've talked a lot about the horrors
35:02
of small-town life, but what Warren does
35:04
here is use the horror as both a filter
35:07
and a lens. There
35:09
is no monster in this story because this
35:11
story is the monster. Our
35:13
perspective locked into what is either the killers
35:16
of victims or more likely both. Yellow
35:20
as a symbol of decay and order, firefighters
35:23
holding the line against the thing they think they
35:25
see in the woods and not quite
35:28
worshipping it. Instead,
35:30
drinking heavy yellow wine to
35:33
persuade themselves that they're fine and they're
35:35
keeping it at bay, even as their
35:37
livers are just the latest sacrifice
35:39
in a decades-long,
35:41
relentless parade. The
35:45
ground is always on fire. The
35:47
world is always collapsing. Have
35:50
another drink. Welcome
35:52
home. This is
35:55
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35:57
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35:59
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during an apocalypse in nine easy steps
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38:03
that in eternity, where there is no
38:06
time, nothing can grow. Nothing
38:09
can become. Nothing
38:11
changes. So death created
38:13
time to grow the things that it would kill, and
38:16
you are reborn but into the same life
38:18
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38:33
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