This week your new best friend @Carlthompson is back, and he’s answering some of your burning questions. Have you ever wondered if guys actually care if you wait 30 minutes to reply? Do you care if men are bothered by your success? (We vote you

Don’t cuddle me, don’t call me drunk and do NOT run in cycle shorts w/Carl Thompson

Nov 22nd, 2020 50m 57s

Emily in Paris and reality TV

Oct 23rd, 2020 46m 24s

OKAY SO SPOILER ALERT, let's get that out there from the off. This week Emily is in Paris, we're in Essex and Gemma learns Eastenders is not a reality show (just kidding). Sometimes you just need to chat a little sh*t with your friends, and tha

Adult braces, filters and fillers

Oct 11th, 2020 45m 51s

Trump has Covid, Gemma has braces, and are we done with filters now?This week the girls chew the fat on getting braces as an adult, and debate fillers and filters. There's no fuckboys this week (if we aren't counting our world leaders) just som

Ticking clocks, empty banks and just one dick

Aug 16th, 2020 1h 13m

Oooh baby baby it's a loooong one. And it comes as no surprise. This week the girls are talking about expectations, the kinds we set upon ourselves and the kinds our grandma keeps asking about. Why are you still single? Don't you want kids? YOU

Body counts and one nighters

Aug 2nd, 2020 54m 16s

Season two kicks off with a big one, should you ever have the "numbers chat"? Tune in for some one night stand horror stories... From bloody boxers to sex to your own music, we have covered some serious ground. As always do write in to @private

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Season Two Trailer

Aug 2nd, 2020 2m 38s

Sophie and Gemma are back! SEASON TWO BABY. Thanks so much to everyone who listened to season one and we're so stoked to bring you our second season. Big topics to come! Please get in touch with the topics you'd love covered and the questions y

Sex, horror stories and Gwyneth Paltrow w/Emma Tamsin Hill

Jun 21st, 2020 51m 42s

After a short hiatus, the girls are back, and joined by the incredibly real @Emmatamsinhill. We're talking 'bout sex bay-bee. Part one...of one hundred. Because can you ever really get enough of chatting about the nasty? We think not. Let us al

Sweary, hairy, and lairy

May 17th, 2020 49m 33s

Times are changing, we're no longer staying at home, we're staying alert. We're online all the livelong day, and trolls are at a peak. We can't get waxed, and we're reaching for the Venus. We still can't drink in a pub garden, but we're sure as

Working out and 'wine'ding down w/Lucy Moon

May 11th, 2020 38m 42s

Monday blues who? Sorry - what day is it? YouTuber Lucy Moon (@iamlucymoon) hopped on a call with the girls this week to chat about her lockdown life. The girls exchange stories from finding new love for exercise, glow ups, and glow downs. Grab

Lockdown Lovin' - Part two w/Carl Thompson

Apr 29th, 2020 51m 52s

Joining the girls in part two of Lockdown Lovin' is a REAL LIFE MAN, that's right folks, a boy is on the podcast. We put Carl Thompson (@hawkinsandshepherd) on the spot to get you answers on virtual dating, why your ex is messaging you and who

Lockdown Lovin' - Part one

Apr 23rd, 2020 53m 28s

And we are back. You asked, and we... eventually answered. The girls logged on to bring this episode from Cafe Quarantine (their separate, isolated homes) and talk online romance, lazy exes and is being bored a reason to update your Hinge? Does

'Heavy Bettys' w/Tara Chandra

Mar 20th, 2020 1h 8m

Are you a 'Heavy Betty' or a 'Lite Lucy'? Joining Sophie and Gemma this week is the incredible Tara Chandra, one half of 'Flo' or 'Here we flo' (co-founder Susan Allen). For those not in the know, this a business founded out of a passion for br

International Womens Day, sort of

Mar 8th, 2020 1h 27m

This week in the spirit of International Womens day Sophie and Gemma discuss their experiences as females including the trials, tribulations and triumphs, and their producer steps out from behind the curtain to join the conversation. Happy Inte

Sex parties and Polyamory w/ Poppy Scarlett

Feb 25th, 2020 57m 56s

Things get steamy this week as Poppy Scarlett joins the girls to explain what being Poly means to her, where the best sex parties are, and how to tackle approaching your partner with the idea. We ask, am I doing this right? - Meeting your partn

Comfortability, queefs, and farting in your sleep

Feb 18th, 2020 35m 13s

In episode 3, Sophie and Gemma talk about getting comfortable in a relationship - the pros and cons, and divulge some serious bodily confessions. The girls answer 'Am I doing this right?' - living with tough housemates. We say 'Sorry Debbie' as

'Dumper or Dumpee' how to get over a breakup

Feb 11th, 2020 59m 26s

In this episode Gemma and Sophie discuss some of their worst break ups, why you should never bottomless brunch, and whether being the Dumper is better than the Dumpee.They answer YOUR questions from their recent Q&As and "Am I doing this right?

Defining your situationship and opening lines

Feb 4th, 2020 32m 30s

In episode 1 of Private Message, Sophie and Gemma talk about their experiences trying to define 'situationships', and answer the question "Am I doing this right?" when it comes to chatting on dating apps. Sit back, pour a glass of whatever tick

Trailer

Private Message Podcast Trailer

Jan 28th, 2020 51s

Private message podcast is hosted by best friends and "Insta work wives", Sophie Milner and Gemma Talbot. After years of providing advice and answering questions on their Sunday Instagram Q&As the girls created PMP podcast to give their audienc

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