Maya's kickboxing career is over before it begins.  Sophie refuses to sleep with a client to win his business.  Bella and Andre have a lovers' quarrel.  And Vincent attempts to photograph the single dumbest model in the history of mankind.

Bonus: Listen for the moaning homeless man who barged into our theater moments before the end of the episode.  Live theater, ain't nothin' like it.

In Porn Minus Porn, the Under the Gun Theater ensemble receives their scripts only after stepping on stage.  They must read this real adult film script without preparation.

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This show's cast: Ben Bowman, Shelby Plummer, Jennifer Kaesheimer, Allison Ungar, Kristen Rau, Catharine Savage, Sam Kyker, Kevin Mullaney, Tim Lee, Matt Pina and Matt Fox

Porn Minus Porn is a production of 5th Quarter Media