NOTE: This episode was recorded in August. Vid is literally the slowest editor in the world. Tommy got the smooth moves. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 086: The Talking Anus Boy

Sep 27th, 2016 2h 21m

NEW! IT REALLY TALKS! Only from Milton Bradley! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 085: The Crying Chair

Jun 30th, 2016 2h 8m

Not The Crying Game. That’s entirely different. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 084: Black Hitler

May 29th, 2016 2h 54m

This week, Black Hitler saves Hanukkah using his sharp wits, smooth voice, and the armies of the fatherland. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 083: Aligator Penis Holster

Apr 18th, 2016

“good luck with the cover image” Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 082: Literally No Good Titles

Mar 7th, 2016 1h 57m

I was in charge of picking a title this week and couldn’t think of one, and I sure as hell ain’t listening to this shit myself. So fuck it, no title. Deal with it. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jo

PodTea’d 081: Crunchy Disdain

Feb 10th, 2016 2h 2m

Mmmm, tasty. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 080: The Octogenarian

Jan 25th, 2016 1h 47m

Ha ha, Matty is old. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 079: Hitler Chicken

Jan 14th, 2016 1h 39m

Fresh from the oven. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 078: Little Yiffy (or: I Love Your Fashionable Butthole)

Dec 3rd, 2015 1h 58m

Chocolate starfish is my original character. Do not steal. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 077: You Wake Up, You’re A Tractor

Nov 20th, 2015 1h 33m

One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a John Deere 6R Series tractor. He lay on his comfortable cabin-like back, and if he lifted his headlight a little he could see his exhaust p

PodTea’d 076: Anal Nerd

Nov 6th, 2015 2h 11m

He’s studied long and hard. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 075: Bricks and Pedophiles

Oct 17th, 2015 2h 2m

Piles of both. Philes of both. (Oh dear god, I’m sorry that was such a bad attempt at wordplay…) Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 074: Fuck It, I’m Ted Dansen, Let Me Have Sex With Link

Sep 9th, 2015 2h 38m

LET ME HAVE HIM GODDAMMIT Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 073: Gosh This Sure Got Gay

Aug 17th, 2015 1h 39m

Gayer than usual? Is that even possible without somehow cloning Matty? Find out this week on PodTea’d! By the way, we’ve switched to a new web-host this week. Let me know (via Twitter @spam_can) if there’s any problems! Our theme song is Black

PodTea’d 072: Matty’s Splatoon Dog Fun Times

Jul 24th, 2015

On this extraordinary vocal sabotage expedition, the gang talks about video games and that makes Matty… react. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phas

PodTea’d 071: DicFriends

Jul 8th, 2015 1h 52m

Apparently we talked about The Witcher 3 and some other shit I don’t even know anymore. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and t

PodTea’d 070: The Ball Bone

Jun 18th, 2015

I can’t think of a tagline this week. Blergh. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 069: Anus And The Cock In The Morning

May 29th, 2015 2h 6m

WAY-OOOOOOH! I think we’ve got a show! We’ve definitely got a show. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Ho

PodTea’d 068: April Fools (Released May 21st)

May 21st, 2015 1h 55m

Oh no! I slept through May! Agatha Christie would never sleep through May… neither would Angela Lansbury. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go

PodTea’d 067: Pump Out The Poo

May 7th, 2015 2h 12m

This week, or month, or season, or whenever this is out, after being entirely too talkative before the show, the gang’s mouths explode with some Cities: Skylines talk, feisty cats, Blizzard games, disastrous artists and other assorted chatter.

PodTea’d 066: An Excellent Podcast

Apr 26th, 2015 1h 58m

After the gang gives a rambunctious performance at Eurovision, they chat Cities: Skylines, Springles The Dog and how Matty will try to impose his will onto Sam. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first ord

PodTea’d 065 – Matty Shoestring’s Dirty Secret Piggy Bank

Apr 18th, 2015 1h 11m

In this episode, Adam, Matty and Tommy ponder the significance of the Apple Watch, we learn how to make Nathan Dranke infinitely more interesting and Matty might just take up another wacky employment assignment. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use th

PodTea’d 064: Castlevania: Strands Of Sorrow

Apr 13th, 2015 1h 12m

Alucard’s dad didn’t like his hair, so he has to recover it from the four corners of the world. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. O

PodTea’d 063: 50 Shades Of Springles

Apr 1st, 2015 1h 11m

Read the full saga here! Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!