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To go back to the subject at hand, Sydney

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Sweeney is so

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beautiful that,

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and I don't know if, do you guys

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feel this way? Maybe it's just me, but

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I feel like if we met,

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we'd be friends. Do you guys feel

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that way about Sydney Sweeney? Like if

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you met Sydney Sweeney, you'd

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be like, oh, she'd be good friends with

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Matt. Oh,

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I was thinking about me. No, I think that about

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Matt. Yeah, me. There's

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something about, I don't know what it is about her. I

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can't put my finger on it, and I don't want to. But

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there's something about her that makes me just think like,

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we'd be really good friends. I

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mean, now that you mention it, it's definitely there.

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It's something there. I don't

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know, man. I just feel like if we had met at

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a different time in my

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life. Like if she wasn't famous and

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you weren't a podcaster, if

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you were just two young kids,

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maybe like on a

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ship crossing the Atlantic. Yeah, on a ship or

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like some sort of like,

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I don't know, like spring break.

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Sure. Or a couch. Yeah,

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a couch somewhere. Honestly, a dorm room.

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If we had met in college, she

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would be like, she'd like look at me and she'd

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be like, ew, at first, right? Because, you know, Andy

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Simmons was right. Yeah, totally. And

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then, but then I would like make like some

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joke, like, well, I am tall

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or something, right? Like a good joke though. And

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she'd be like, oh my God, he's so stupid. And

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then, and then I'd be like,

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hey, what movies do you like? And

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she'd be like, oh, Carousel films. I'd be like,

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me too. But I wouldn't. And

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then you would go home and watch. I'd watch all

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of these two Carousel films. Yes, I'd watch Carousel films

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and I'd come back, but I wouldn't, I wouldn't make

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a thing of it. I just like put like posters

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in my room and she'd like, wow, I didn't. know

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you like Carousel so much. And

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I don't know, one thing

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would lead to another. Eventually we would be at

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this party and I'd be like, everyone here is

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lame, right? And she'd be like, I know

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everyone here is lame. And I was like, you want to go

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for a walk on the beach? And

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then she'd be like, okay, fine. And we would like go

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on a walk. I'd get to know her. And

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all of a sudden we would see this loon and

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just washed ashore and it'd be like, Oh my God,

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like a look. Yes. And

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I'd be like, what? I've never heard you

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refer to a specific breed of duck before.

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Yeah. Well, I'm just saying this is what

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would happen. We

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see this loon. Not a mallard. No,

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a loon. And then we go, it needs

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to go to the hospital and we

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would put it in a backpack and bike to

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a vet and the vet

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would say, Oh, okay. Have you been reading like

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a lot of Nicholas Sparks books lately or did

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this just come off the top? Just

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thinking about how would that situation in

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which me and Sidney Sweeney would

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meet and kiss in the moonlight. Sure.