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everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Thursday. That

0:46

means shades of Bravo. And I'm lucky because

0:48

today I have my friends with me. Her

0:50

name is Amy Phillips. You may have heard

0:52

of her. Oh, hi. And

0:54

you may have heard of Mary Payne,

0:56

the most gorgeous, fabulous gal in the

0:58

podcasting universe who I probably talk about

1:01

you more times than myself. Which says

1:03

a lot because I love to talk

1:05

about myself. Oh my goodness. Well,

1:07

I haven't heard you talking about me, but

1:09

now I shall be tuning into Drama Darling

1:11

three times a week on the free feed

1:13

to make sure you're not talking shit about

1:15

me. Well,

1:18

two times a week on the free feed. Oh,

1:21

okay. Two times a week on the

1:23

free feed. I'm two and then I'm

1:25

over on the Patreon. patreon.com is three

1:27

times a week. Yes. Yeah.

1:29

And more and more. Like I do

1:31

a bonus app. So like four

1:34

about that. Oh my God.

1:36

The Jinx, Baby

1:39

Reindeer. I'm glad you just said the Jinx

1:41

because I'm going on a airplane. And I

1:43

was thinking, I was like, there's something I

1:45

need to watch the Jinx. And

1:47

have you seen Baby Reindeer yet? I mean,

1:50

it's really. It's all fucked up. Yeah.

1:52

Did you see it? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

1:54

Yeah. I don't need to even talk

1:56

about it. It's upsetting. It is.

1:59

It's upsetting. And then there's something

2:01

else that everybody's been buzzing about but I can't remember what

2:03

it is Unlocked

2:06

I did watch that was a prison show on Netflix a

2:08

real good. Oh Excellent.

2:10

Okay. Yeah, you gotta you

2:12

gotta be hardened to the prison language to get

2:14

through it, but it's a good one

2:17

I love that maybe I can finally get

2:19

Brett to watch some reality television with me

2:21

if I watch unlocked Alright,

2:24

let him know that it's about

2:26

this sheriff in Pulaski County, Arkansas

2:28

He wants to take one, you know

2:31

one unit of the prison and

2:33

do a Experiment. Oh

2:36

my god, is that I'm having these these are like

2:38

murderers have them so they're in for 23 out for

2:40

one They're on a 23 one. So

2:42

they only come out one hour every day. So he

2:44

decides what if I Open

2:47

the doors and let them out

2:49

all day and put no deputies in

2:51

there and let them like police themselves

2:54

Let's see what I saw like the promo where

2:56

the prisoners like they're letting us out Open

2:59

the doors are opening the doors. Okay, I'm gonna do

3:01

it. Yeah, it's really good, huh? It's

3:04

really good because it's very interesting how

3:06

like some people immediately like take on

3:08

a leadership role and then like

3:10

Okay, the rules were there for a reason so we have to

3:12

keep the rules so that we can

3:14

keep this freedom and then like he

3:16

lets them have the phones for free and So

3:19

then you they have to police themselves about how

3:22

not to fight over the phones like oh, wow

3:25

And some of these people are you know

3:27

18 to life some of them fully have

3:29

murdered people Some a lot

3:31

of them are gang members different gangs.

3:33

Mm-hmm It's really interesting. So

3:35

you have to get over the fact that they

3:38

say the n-word every 14 seconds Oh

3:40

really? Oh my god, you have to kind of you kind of

3:42

have to harden your heart to it because they're speaking to each

3:44

other But they bleep that out

3:47

right? No, no bleep. No No

3:49

bleeps No, no bleeps

3:52

no bleeps Wow. Yeah, they're

3:54

in there like making their hooch and

3:57

making their cigarettes out of

4:00

Coffee grounds, you know all this stuff. I

4:02

love I love I love a prison series

4:06

If I were to bump into you, you

4:08

know at the local boutique, you know, I

4:11

mean like the PTA boutique fundraiser Never

4:14

would I ever imagine you'd

4:16

be going home to watch unlocked?

4:18

I think that's great. I love it

4:20

I love you so much. That's

4:22

awesome. I'm multi-layered Yeah,

4:25

absolutely as you should be as we all should be and

4:27

it just goes to show you can't judge a book by

4:29

its cover That's right. And I can't remember

4:31

who I was talking to the other day That

4:34

was like you like the Grateful Dead. I was

4:36

like, yeah, I'm going to see two shows in

4:38

Vegas here next month Oh, are

4:40

you really nice a friend of mine just

4:43

they're there now aren't they? No,

4:45

I think right now is fish. Oh, okay Fish

4:48

is doing a little grateful day to warm up. All right Yeah,

4:51

and they're like for two weeks and the Grateful Dead's like

4:53

two months But only like Thursday through Saturday because they're old

4:55

they can't play every night But it John

4:57

Mayer is he fronting him there? No. Yeah, it's

4:59

okay. I didn't pose was that would be great

5:01

Oh my god, I have seen them once I've

5:04

seen dead and cold ones here in Venice I

5:06

mean, sorry not Venice at

5:08

the forum. I just met up with my friend in

5:10

Venice beforehand and Like

5:13

I wasn't necessarily a deadhead, but I did dabble

5:15

in the Grateful Dead. I mean, I think that's kind of

5:17

like our era Yes, yes

5:20

for sure. I mean I went to shows

5:22

in college with Jerry Garcia Yeah

5:25

after college with Jerry Garcia and then he

5:27

died Yes, so

5:29

didn't see shows for a long time and then with this

5:31

reiteration of dead and co Somebody else

5:33

was singing with dead and co before John Mayer.

5:35

I can't remember who but I saw him then

5:37

too So yeah, so I'm very excited. We just

5:39

went to this show that was like the last

5:41

tour ever They're never gonna see him again and

5:43

we went and then of course they announced they

5:45

were gonna be in Vegas I was like they never die.

5:48

That's gonna be great. I've been there at

5:50

the sphere, right? That's the sphere Yeah, my

5:52

gosh, that's gonna be so amazing now. Will

5:54

you do drugs? No, I

5:56

will not do drugs. Okay. No, I

5:58

will have some alcohol beverages. Okay.

6:01

That's good.

6:04

But that's it. You know, my husband is a sober person.

6:06

So he will have no alcoholic beverages and no drugs.

6:08

Okay. And he will be going to the

6:10

show with you. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

6:13

Awesome. Yeah, he's so funny. He's

6:15

like, you know, if I get bored, I just sit down and

6:17

play Angry Birds like Angry

6:19

Birds. He's still holding on to

6:21

Angry Birds. That's amazing. With

6:24

his last breath. I think if

6:26

there was an Angry Birds championship like they

6:28

do with Fortnite. Yeah, he would win he

6:30

would win $1 million. He would win all

6:32

the money. He's so good at it. Wow.

6:34

Yeah. Look at that. Do you see your

6:37

thumbs up on your time? I'm glad it's

6:39

happening to you and at me because it

6:41

freaks all of my guests out like that when

6:43

that happens to me the update as gives a

6:46

thumbs up. They're like what's happening? One time they

6:48

were fireworks. Yes. And so if you there's

6:50

like a thing like if you do like this, it does like

6:52

rain. There's

6:55

something about this is fireworks and like this will

6:57

do something. Why is it doing it now? I

6:59

don't know. I'm going. Okay, I

7:01

know. But I do know this one will always give you

7:03

the heart. Oh, isn't

7:06

it great? I love it.

7:08

There we go. Oh, cute.

7:11

And we're done. And it says I love

7:13

to you Amy Phillips. I love you so much. I love

7:15

you too. I have a couple of announcements.

7:20

Oh, I love announcements. Okay. Well, this

7:22

is one. This is a big one.

7:24

Okay. I'll do the small one first.

7:27

A small announcement is I'm going to be out

7:29

of town this weekend. So it'll be monkey take

7:31

over over on pink shade prime with Meredith and

7:33

Amy covering Seeking Sister Wife and Love and Paradise.

7:35

So you guys can look forward to Meredith and

7:38

Amy doing a collab over there for me in

7:40

my stead. And the big

7:42

announcement I have is that next Thursday here

7:44

in this very spot will be

7:46

an interview that I

7:48

just did with Kathy Griffin. Oh, my

7:52

God. I Didn't announce it

7:54

or say anything about it because you know, you

7:56

never know think sometimes fall apart. Wow. What

8:00

it yet? now. So.

8:03

It was amazing. She is everything you

8:05

want her to be After I've I've

8:07

read the books been to her seen

8:09

such as many times. yeah loved a

8:11

d less was just came back on

8:13

t talk so is so oh okay

8:15

yeah they to skim okay so I'm

8:17

very on very burst and. Either.

8:19

She's she hasn't Comedy tour called my

8:22

Life on the Ptsd list and she's

8:24

talking about this Ptsd she hide and

8:26

that happened said the all the Trump

8:29

South happened to her. She was on

8:31

the Do Not Fly Less being investigated

8:33

by the Department Justice Scalia. As in

8:36

on. She. Had to has she

8:38

found the shed lung cancer. Had to have

8:40

part of her lung removed the which than

8:42

damage your vocal cords. Oh.

8:45

Her mother died. And.

8:47

As she's like a the middle of a divorce

8:49

says she's had some real bad times. I

8:52

am a Divorce was really

8:54

something else, right? Every answer.

8:57

Got an addiction to painkillers after her. Surgery

9:00

Friday wait. Just.

9:02

A she's have as like materialize

9:05

didn't she go to like the

9:07

a mental institution to ah she

9:09

said that she had suicidal ideations.

9:12

Yeah, she was very, very ill

9:14

mentally. Yes, We're. Not like will. There's

9:16

a. Book that's about as

9:18

been through it just. So.

9:20

She's very happy to be on this

9:22

tour and Ah! It was great.

9:25

It was so great to talk to her. She's

9:27

just as funny. She was given ulcers escapes on

9:29

celebrities that to live near her and every silver

9:31

Malibu. Now she's like Mel Gibson, Les two doors

9:33

down the as a church in the backyard. I

9:35

don't think that Legal Center. For

9:39

with her Xxx. Own

9:41

level. Citing married and

9:44

congratulations. To own land. So.

9:47

I'll be putting some things out on

9:49

Pink said pot Instagram some little some

9:52

little teaser real on building up

9:54

to the episode that will come out

9:56

next Thursday. So you. The

9:59

in Mississippi to do. My mother's day

10:01

replacement surgery says you know my eyes

10:03

and a lola Listen on God bless

10:05

you and last year around while it

10:08

was July I way I back home

10:10

to Michigan to take care my mom

10:12

for her hip replacements so I'd hey

10:14

I feel he okay and your mom's

10:17

do a great now. Doing.

10:19

Great! It was a long recovery on

10:21

because there were some things that were

10:23

going on with like heard her say

10:25

attica on that it like affected after

10:27

the fact that she's doing so gray

10:29

and you know that before and after

10:31

is really a. Miraculous. What

10:33

they can do. I. Now that's what I'm

10:36

really hope it. It's gonna be just like

10:38

life changing. Yeah, Knee replaced and it's hard

10:40

a knee replacement of harder than a hip

10:42

replacement from Seoul from what I've heard. so

10:44

it's great. You're going back. You're going to

10:46

be in charge of all. Like the medication

10:48

distribution right? Because they cannot do that. Yeah,

10:50

wrapping of the knee and the ice and

10:53

ah yes yes yes salon you going to

10:55

be there. I'll be there a week by

10:57

the on. Both of my sisters live there

10:59

so is is going to be like attack

11:01

is a tag team is it's so nice.

11:03

Oh My God Mary Pain. Lenny to to

11:05

any to tag in because I don't live

11:08

there sunny to go inside and out at

11:10

the yeah I do like the immersive experiences.

11:12

You've done your job you know like make

11:14

some frozen meals like know do what you

11:16

can't say. I thought like when I went

11:18

back I really thought I was gonna be

11:20

able to do a lot of like. Meal.

11:23

Prep for her. Yeah. Honestly, god

11:25

no time at all. it was constant

11:27

caring for her and hour shifts. in

11:29

fact, thank goodness for the people Like

11:32

she's got a great circle of friends

11:34

that I'm sure yeah and us to.

11:36

She's anything like use probably has a

11:39

million friends and. Then. People

11:41

dropping off meals ask if they can

11:44

bring a meal. Yes, Say yes Yes

11:46

Please Yes please. The athletes. They got

11:48

those. Neil. Saves us. Yeah.

11:51

Snowboard About My Mom. I'm worried about my dad

11:53

not being sad because she's the one that seats

11:55

ham and six. That's exactly with my mouth. You,

11:57

And that's if that's exactly right. She

12:00

they get here and out that she could

12:02

figured out with a broken need. my dad

12:04

a suffer with no al mes will do

12:06

the one I around a rightly until someone

12:08

that sudden death him. what am I supposed

12:10

to do? Eat soup? yeah know when he

12:12

was a crackers system. As

12:15

a yes or no of be honest the

12:17

words around the my dad yes absolutely. On

12:20

Well let's get into these shows

12:22

so we're We're still covering the

12:24

inner pump into valley over here

12:26

on pink shade and okay. we're

12:28

looking forward to having Jersey. Speaking.

12:30

The tag in in have jersey tag

12:33

and as with them without housewife for

12:35

a little that yes and you know

12:37

where it's been kind of nice and

12:39

a to as it's open. it always

12:41

seemed like oh my gosh this is

12:43

so weird but I love it. It

12:45

always gives a little elbow room to

12:47

either revisit old classics, on to branch

12:49

out into other things and do some

12:51

shows and defend here and there will.

12:53

You haven't been able to full disclosure

12:55

and I'm so sorry. Probably should have

12:58

sold it as but on. I don't

13:00

cover the valley until Thursdays. And

13:02

so I haven't watched yet. Okay,

13:04

with that, I'll be telling you all sorts of

13:06

them for a son of a great, because I

13:08

know I'm in. no spoilers here but on. but

13:10

I am watching Vendor Pump Villa as well and

13:12

I'm caught up on oh. No. I

13:15

can look at yet I'm not fucking with the villa.

13:19

Duct tape That too many too many. These

13:21

victory by wow. I had a lot. Like

13:24

is too much. Okay so and as I

13:26

can that it's not going to France. Know

13:28

if. So I have to tell you though

13:31

is really funny because we the vendor pump is

13:33

do what are you vander pump person. Even.

13:35

Do I like her as a here or

13:37

in just like the What? She's No, not

13:39

not personally, just what she brings to the

13:41

universe and what she's done. Because there's a

13:43

difference. In. At the yes I think

13:46

that she's done a lot ah for our reality

13:48

shows that I find her as a as a

13:50

person if I had to deal with her she

13:52

would bluntly but this your last that our own

13:55

jokes and that really bothers me via it's I

13:57

can imagine her being pretentious and Francis probably did

13:59

tell him. Yeah it's

14:01

really funny cause you know if it's

14:03

really beautiful is like van or pump

14:06

in France has Zander pumps the hell

14:08

out of this gonna to or villa

14:10

strategies like seen her she's got all

14:12

these people the savages. oh dear. still

14:15

have that until three am drinking and

14:17

fighting code d it was illegal and

14:19

to do not see nazi meanwhile of

14:21

course that's what she wants because it

14:24

makes such a in our makes for

14:26

great or South Sudan. You're living there

14:28

and working there and they're shipped over.

14:30

There from the states you know

14:32

this is is that. It's experience.

14:35

It's it's it's intensity, curated, incredible,

14:37

sure ages experience that everything's to

14:39

raise for the get out. And

14:41

it's very funny And I do.

14:43

It's like Lisa and her a

14:45

pity me self and at meps

14:47

I know I love it like.

14:49

It's. A little talent but whenever I had

14:52

a on the i made a note

14:54

of as a jinx at Vanderbilt Villa

14:56

to my weekend watching. Saw have time

14:58

to watch things. Up and I

15:00

mean anything to watch it. I mean I

15:02

think I'll be a pretty much pretty unsettling

15:04

but s without his call you and meeting

15:06

at least eighty nine episodes as he can

15:08

see the villa and it's really shot beautifully.

15:10

Best the best of luck. Or sila.

15:13

Are in. Danger. Pop Rules. Season

15:15

Eleven Episode Fourteen for old

15:17

time's sake. Okay,

15:20

Sy. Not as good as lacks the

15:22

week. Which was jack the tax purposes I

15:24

have. it's just and to ask for task

15:26

really good time while. I'll I'm very

15:29

into the titles of say I can

15:31

see. Ah So where we start off

15:33

is Lisa as Media with Katie and

15:35

Ariana and they explain what we've seen

15:37

on the inner web. They're having this

15:40

problem with Penny. know

15:42

what we either with penny penny wanted to

15:45

be involved in they were like no party

15:47

a to not party a three and like

15:49

you know and really curious about this as

15:51

as brought on the after show said that

15:53

he looked up the trademark and i'm assuming

15:56

the trademark for something about her and he

15:58

said it within the the name of

16:00

Penny's husband who was an attorney. Ooh,

16:03

well maybe that's tricky. Yeah,

16:06

I know the Bravo docket ladies,

16:08

I think had posted something about

16:10

that as well that Penny was

16:12

a full time, was a

16:15

full partner. And so

16:17

it's interesting now that this is coming up on the show because

16:19

somebody must have gotten wind that it was going to be talked

16:21

about on the show. But- She

16:23

was a partner. So does she invest, you think?

16:25

Oh, I think so, yeah. They

16:28

don't want her now. This

16:31

is really tricky business. This is why these

16:34

types of things, you really got to have your

16:36

keys crossed because before you get into it, you're

16:38

screwed and then you're in the middle of this web.

16:41

Yes, yes. But they

16:43

did say, watch what happens live, that it's

16:45

opening May 22nd. Yeah. So

16:48

are you going to the opening? I

16:50

didn't know there was an official, well I guess,

16:52

I mean, I don't know. So are you going

16:54

to go stand on the street? Yeah, probably not.

16:56

Okay. If there's an official party, will

16:59

you go? Maybe I

17:01

did write a song last year about something about her. I

17:03

don't know if you heard it, but okay. It's

17:08

a beautiful tribute to them, opening

17:12

this new restaurant. And I

17:14

should put it on SoundCloud, honestly. It's on my

17:16

Instagram, but I really need to like put my

17:19

songs on SoundCloud because someday

17:21

I think I need to do an album. Yeah,

17:24

my cabaret and stuff. Yeah. I think that would

17:26

be great. And that kind of goes along with

17:28

the cookbook. You know what I mean? You could

17:30

have an album of songs to go with the

17:32

cookbook. Yeah. Thank you. I think you should do

17:34

that, Mary Payne. Cross promo. Yeah. Well,

17:37

I think you should definitely go find

17:39

that song and pin it on your

17:41

Instagram on May 22nd as a celebration.

17:43

Good idea. Okay. Yeah. Good idea. Yeah,

17:46

I gave Katharine Griffin a good idea today, too.

17:48

I was like, are people paying me for these

17:50

ideas? Yeah. In love. She's

17:53

in respect. So

17:56

Now Sheena goes to meet with

17:58

Kyle Chan. And sale of

18:01

our lives on sizing about and.

18:04

Tom. Cries On It is a confessional

18:06

about Kyle on being there for him as

18:08

were the only people that have been there

18:10

for him. He's one of the coolest what

18:12

to focus on the planet and of countless

18:15

to be on the show as so get

18:17

it twisted and sell his jewelry which god

18:19

bless which yes are many maybe now at

18:21

a maybe now is whiskey as well whatever

18:24

Out and why. They are point is a

18:26

San Francisco trip by for I a were

18:28

even their yeah. Nobody else has anything to

18:30

promote their like. Like how can promote as whiskey

18:32

his son it's I'm. Glad to see it as

18:34

I am and I am. Come on us! On

18:37

seen a cries ah to Sand of all

18:39

as as like you've been there with Mrs

18:41

Day won like I want to repair our

18:43

friendship and I'm like. Girl.

18:45

You're on the wrong side. History. I

18:48

appreciated her saying like I had

18:50

to pick a side. You know,

18:53

just like you know I, it

18:55

is really tough to see and

18:57

oriented so right, likes and about

18:59

does not ultimately care. Oh

19:02

he doesn't care. and last night's watch when have

19:04

a lot. they were asking questions and I think

19:06

they said right now who has seen a better

19:09

Friends west. Or. A on or say the

19:11

ball and a sustainable. While.

19:13

The Ah and Orioles like know shave

19:15

my his crew is Israel it is.

19:18

Yeah it is Yeah on. So.

19:21

Blah blah blah they cry Zola A

19:23

Td Call Tom to tell him that

19:25

he's not invited to her thirty third

19:28

party and she was like I wasn't

19:30

going to go because I wasn't invited.

19:32

She has will just letting you know

19:35

and pricing schedule and really not invited.

19:38

Sigma just. Wants to show

19:40

up to every bag. Get Out On is

19:42

like I feel like someone suing somewhere at

19:44

some point. Ended up with a everyone sees

19:47

is gonna show up much like Sharif said

19:49

ah during Potomac as she just showed up

19:51

when she saw cameras on the street and

19:53

you to see often. Just say it's a

19:56

commercial and. Ah, Counseling for me? I mean, I'm so.

19:58

how. Did we see in. this

20:00

scene with Lala and Katie's,

20:02

did you notice the pretzels

20:04

and the Pellegrino, like full

20:06

product placement? This is something I've

20:08

really been picking up on lately, because

20:10

whenever you see Kristen and Luke's bedroom,

20:12

there's always a big bottle of Prime

20:14

right by the bed. It was

20:18

in their old apartment and in their new apartment.

20:20

Oh my God. Oh my God, my husband

20:22

drinks that. Yeah. And so that's why I

20:24

was like, did they move that

20:27

one bottle from one apartment to the next or are

20:29

they really have a bottle of Prime right by the

20:31

bed? Is this always? I mean,

20:33

I was like, so I've been noticing this

20:35

product placement lately. So they definitely were zooming

20:37

in on the pretzels, those flat pretzels, whatever

20:40

they're called and the

20:42

Pellegrino. Mm-hmm.

20:44

So did San Pellegrino, that used to

20:46

sponsor Top Chef, you know, because now

20:49

it's, what's the water over there?

20:51

Oh my God. Pellegrino

20:53

and the other fancy one. Saratoga

20:56

Springs. So Saratoga Springs is

20:58

now the main sponsor of

21:00

Top Chef, you know? Okay.

21:03

Okay. But it used to be San Pellegrino,

21:06

sponsored by San Pellegrino.

21:09

Oh, that's my Padma. And so now

21:11

I feel like they moved over to

21:13

Pump Rules because they're

21:15

out over there. Yeah, they're out. And

21:17

I will tell you that if

21:20

you recall a famous scene between Ramona

21:22

and Avery, when Avery said, to me

21:24

in our house, Pellegrino was just like

21:26

water. Oh my God. Wow.

21:30

Yeah, Avery, it is

21:32

just water. Deep cut, Mary Payne. Deep cut.

21:35

That's what I think about every time I see Pellegrino. It's really

21:37

funny. And our house Pellegrino was just

21:39

like water. She

21:43

did graduate from UVA. Okay.

21:46

Okay. Now we go to Lala's 33rd

21:48

birthday party. And she says she loves

21:50

being 33. With each year, she

21:52

becomes more and more badass. I

21:55

would love to have a smidge

21:57

of this confidence. I truly love

21:59

to. to go to stagecoach like

22:01

Lala with my belly out wearing like leotards

22:03

and cowgirl boots and just living my best

22:06

life you know yeah some of us have

22:08

it some of us don't yeah

22:10

i wasn't one of them i'm in the don't

22:12

i'm in the don't um she

22:14

they go to this cool burlesque place

22:16

that i was just thinking about producer

22:19

Ingrid producer Ingrid loves the burlesque show

22:21

she would have

22:23

loved it yes Ingrid she

22:25

loves it and she has a burlesque

22:27

outfit that she made herself i

22:29

wish she would have been in this episode quite frankly

22:32

listen there's there's a chance for next

22:34

season yeah what now stay

22:36

with me okay the main burlesque

22:38

gal that came out with the

22:41

short dark hair yes was

22:43

that the same gal that was

22:45

in the bursches for the real

22:48

housewives ultimate girls trip during

22:51

the like pandemic surely

22:53

not that would be a very far distance to travel for a burlesque show

22:58

did you think it looked like the exact same person yeah i have

23:00

to do it side by side i'd have to do it side by side i

23:02

think i'm wrong all right i said to work it

23:04

out um now we go to the tom sandoval on the most

23:09

extras show have you ever been to one of

23:11

these shows no have you no okay

23:13

there's there's there's one

23:17

coming up here like in anapolis or something and maybe sluts will

23:19

reach out like people have reached

23:21

out like do you want to go i was like no i do not the

23:30

band itself the band is good

23:32

yeah the singer is the problem

23:36

the lead singer is the problem

23:38

he can't see no it's

23:41

so it's like so off key

23:45

i appreciate his falsetto okay

23:49

however you know

23:51

if he was more of a charming

23:53

personality there would be so much to

23:55

be forgiven but he's the Villain and

23:58

so everything he does we hate. That's

24:00

right, even though his parents were there that's not

24:02

going to make is like you just as your

24:04

parents with enough but it did make me like his

24:06

mom. still do love how much useless like she was

24:09

looking at him like a she was looking at the

24:11

eclipse is that it's like a little too bright to

24:13

look at the scan. take your eyes off of that.

24:15

she's pretty proud but mask quite sure is the place

24:17

gonna go dark Adorno. Yak. Yak

24:20

she was proud and as dead because

24:22

yeah he and his mom blossom so

24:24

that's great on sports and Joe talk

24:26

outside. And. Once again sort

24:28

says the saying that were really starting to

24:30

get a. Grip. On what Katie

24:32

probably went through for a lotta years. Such a gas

24:35

lighter. He's like snow or to love you like your

24:37

best friend Liberty to get married eight years like hey,

24:39

I didn't say that like way us I want to

24:41

make things clear. You know, I want to make sure

24:43

that you know I'm not giving you mixed signals. You.

24:47

Are you always have been and

24:49

it's sights I feel he's like

24:51

party in my hand. the judges

24:53

to riffing thrill. Gross.

24:56

Gross. it's he makes he may he

24:58

takes the stand meeting understand ever on

25:00

anything. Else and for

25:02

hims of really want to push the narrative that

25:04

they are not together for the sake of they

25:07

are on camera right now with this analysis and

25:09

like to your point to follow it up with

25:11

like in eight years we're going to get married

25:13

and then I'm glad they went right to the

25:16

confessional. so jokey be like yeah he's a roller

25:18

coaster know. Terrorize. The she's

25:20

like he just ever getting married in eight years.

25:22

We're not. We're not. As he

25:24

says to in every day to cancel idea

25:26

that used to love me I'm so lovable.

25:28

Yeah, it's so many I feel it as

25:30

it is. On. Okay

25:33

so now we are headed to San

25:35

Francisco are we get a talking hair

25:37

of law saying about Dan? Yeah.

25:41

It's weird. That he would just meet Ariana

25:43

be like yes, she's the one Ah, she just broke up

25:45

with a voice or it's in years. Serve as the girl

25:47

I'd like to date. Was

25:49

really rude. Yeah, I understand that

25:52

she's had a lot of issues

25:54

in the past and she trusts

25:56

no one now. Yeah, and she's

25:58

made that very clear with. The

26:00

body but on. Ariana.

26:03

Thank goodness in the after show was like yeah

26:05

I mean if he screws me over and ease

26:07

of me. I'll be just

26:10

fine. Lady. I doubt and I

26:12

love the she spoke to that because

26:14

you know he. We don't know him

26:16

from anyone and honestly I usually have

26:18

that type of attitude towards anyone who

26:20

enters the bravo sphere when it comes

26:22

to a partner. I'm always like extremely

26:24

skeptical because they're also to famous they

26:26

are and everyone has their own you

26:28

know agenda. You know it's very possible

26:30

that he might I understand that but

26:32

as her friend mean given the benefit

26:34

of the doubt and support her she

26:36

she definitely could use some one. She

26:38

could definitely use someone no matter. What

26:41

the scenario is Why I shouldn't say

26:43

that because we don't want anyone to

26:46

be used. but I do appreciate that

26:48

he seems like a really good guys

26:50

thus far. right? Yes Yes! what? What?

26:53

What logistically tickets here down? Why is

26:55

that I do not expect that a

26:57

designer bags it. I. Know that

26:59

on I know that law that everyone

27:02

is it to Dallas fling and her

27:04

Alexis is the him on a whole

27:06

lot of wind is all wet is

27:08

an excel even allow is trying to

27:10

be cool about it says trying to

27:13

look away but she could not looking

27:15

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27:17

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27:20

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29:25

We. See James on the airplane and. That.

29:27

James is my nightmare on airplanes. Like

29:29

google of sit still or yet. Every

29:33

well as like oh my gosh. To

29:36

sound sega defeat, Al is like oh

29:38

my God James, You know why. You're

29:41

right, He was a toddler from beginning

29:43

to end of this episode. Between the

29:45

jumping up and down on the airplane,

29:47

on the jumping on the bed sixty

29:49

bubble bath as he really was. His

29:53

inner child specific physicists.

29:55

Yes, Of course I'm now. I'm

29:58

like says watching the dog is it. his

30:00

brother and my brother. That's

30:02

right. Yeah, because he's

30:04

going away and only the brother's allowed to watch the dog.

30:07

Oh, right, yeah. Hippie's got

30:09

a real attitude problem. Mm-hmm, that dog's

30:11

gonna bite your face off. Yeah, it

30:14

might happen. So, Sandoval

30:16

says, like, I'm gonna be low key around Dan, like maybe

30:18

I should go up to him and give him, you know,

30:20

advice, but no, I'm just gonna be like, chill

30:23

and not cause any, you're not in a place

30:25

to cause any problems, dude. So just zip it. Yeah.

30:29

They all go to their rooms and shorts,

30:31

just very typical shorts, like does like a

30:33

cannonball on his bed. He was like, oh

30:35

my God, it's hard. The bed is so

30:37

hard. Mm-hmm. This

30:39

is just comedy. Like, I

30:41

love this show. Please don't take it away from us. I

30:43

love it so much. Yeah, I love this episode too. I

30:46

love this episode. Mm-hmm. So they go

30:48

on a boat. My notes are, it's scary. Oh,

30:52

Cartagena, a writing of Cartagena. I couldn't think

30:54

of the name on my podcast

30:56

today from New York

30:58

that those swells. I

31:01

didn't like that either. Ooh. I

31:04

did not like it because you have nothing

31:06

to do but to go through it. You

31:08

have no choice. Those

31:10

Vanderpump stomachs, they're

31:14

fit for that type of

31:16

journey. You know what I mean? Like they

31:18

put themselves through the wringer when it comes

31:20

to like, shrinking. Yeah. That

31:22

those swells didn't bother one

31:24

person on that boat. They were able to

31:27

hold their cookies. James

31:29

and Allie were out there taking pictures in the

31:31

front. They were like, what? It was nothing. Nothing

31:33

to them. It was a Tuesday. Oh

31:36

my gosh. So Brock and Ariana talk

31:38

and they talk about forgiveness. And

31:40

Ariana's like, here's the thing. I don't have to

31:43

forgive anybody. And Brock's trying to tell her by

31:45

like, hanging onto this like you're poisoning yourself and

31:47

all this and she goes, no,

31:50

I'm not. But why is it on

31:52

me to forgive him? Like it's not happening. I

31:54

really liked how she really uses a lot of

31:57

good like therapy talk where she's just like, nope.

31:59

I'm protected. I don't have to forgive shit.

32:02

She says over and over again, I have done

32:04

nothing wrong. I did nothing wrong. And

32:08

I think that's just sort of a mantra she tells

32:10

herself because it's probably pretty hard to, with all the

32:12

press and everything around it. And now she's kind of

32:14

gotten some backlash. She's like, I did nothing wrong. I

32:17

did nothing wrong, you know? Yeah, that's

32:19

a good point. She

32:22

has to tell herself that constantly to remember, like,

32:24

why do people hate me? I did nothing wrong.

32:26

Also, I think it's a good reminder for us,

32:28

too. When she says those things. But, you

32:30

know, she did not ask for this. And

32:33

like you, I was like Ariana took

32:35

me to church with that sermon.

32:38

Because her calling

32:40

out an antiquated way of

32:42

dealing with things is truly

32:45

where I think we go wrong and

32:47

we feel the pressure of having to move

32:50

on too quickly and not feel our emotions.

32:52

We have to forgive and forget. Or

32:54

we don't have to forget, but we have to

32:57

forgive. And it's totally okay to

32:59

hate somebody, to put your guard up,

33:01

to protect yourself. And she said, you

33:03

don't have to do that to somebody

33:05

that has traumatized you. And it's

33:07

certainly, if you're not ready, you don't have to

33:09

push yourself to do that. That's not your journey.

33:11

And that's okay. And I love that she stands

33:13

by it. Yeah, me too. And

33:17

that resonated with me. Brock

33:20

didn't have anything to

33:22

stand on after that. She disarmed him in

33:24

such a beautiful way. Yeah, I think

33:27

she's just like, that's fine. And you can

33:29

think that. But I think it's a lot.

33:32

It's sort of like, okay, you should be over and move on.

33:34

She's like, this happened three months ago. And

33:36

I'm not over it. And I don't have

33:39

to move on. Yeah, everybody. Suck

33:41

it. So

33:43

now they have a 20s party. I don't know why.

33:45

I don't know why we need another 20s party on

33:47

our television. We don't need one. Everyone's so sick

33:49

of them. But I have to admit,

33:51

I kind of love them. I think that that

33:54

era is really fun and I know it's

33:56

so overdone. It is so overdone, but I

33:58

don't really get. sick of it because I

34:01

don't think we've ever seen Vander, Vanderpump do

34:03

it. So I liked their take on it.

34:05

I mean, they all had the wingtips and

34:07

the guys were just like that. And James

34:09

looking like a newsboy and the corner was

34:11

hilarious. Oh my God. I kind of liked

34:14

it. I love how

34:17

whoever it was was like, Oh, you guys were in the

34:19

same shoes to Tom and Ariana and, and

34:21

Sandoval's trying to like bond with it goes. Yeah,

34:23

right. Like Doc Martens, right? And she goes, no,

34:26

mine are Steve Madden. Stupid.

34:29

I did

34:32

like that Schwartz walks

34:35

over to Ariana and Katie. He's like, look

34:37

at us together

34:39

again. Just the three of us

34:41

getting along. And they're like,

34:43

don't get too comfortable. He's like, I mean, I'm

34:46

still subservient. It's fine. It's fine.

34:48

It was weird. Like who would have thought

34:50

that they would be able to continue to

34:52

shoot together? She told him no. Like

34:54

I will, if she said whoever is friends with him

34:57

does not shoot with me. Yeah. And

34:59

the fact that she's showing up and

35:01

handling things so incredibly well,

35:03

Ariana, to me, I mean, I

35:06

had heard that at some point during

35:08

the show, people were, she was like, people are going

35:10

to turn on me. And I, I

35:12

don't see that at all. I don't know

35:14

how anyone would turn on her. I

35:17

think they're doing an incredible job. I

35:20

don't understand how anyone would turn on her either. And

35:22

I did hear her say, I watched what happens live

35:24

last night when Andy asked her, she was like, all

35:26

right, do you even watch the show? And she goes,

35:29

no, she says, she said she's going

35:31

to watch the Valley all at once. She's going to binge it.

35:33

But as far as Vanderpump, she hasn't been watching it. And then

35:35

she was sort of like, well, I was on Broadway. And so

35:37

like, I didn't have a lot of time. And

35:39

he goes, no, no, I understand. She goes, but no,

35:41

it's, it's upsetting. Like it's traumatizing for

35:43

me for real. And he said, have you

35:45

seen clips? Have you seen what people are

35:48

saying in their professionals? And she said, yes.

35:51

And she said, the only thing that really bothered her that stuck

35:53

out was when Sheena said, Oh, I guess

35:55

Ariana has gone from being my backup dancer to

35:58

Being on Dancing with the Stars. And she said,

36:00

that. Actually started like doubtless

36:02

that was. A nice cheap

36:04

shot. Shane, I'm now.

36:06

You never going to get on dancing with the stores data

36:08

to. Move. Karma. News.

36:11

On put to be funny if the axes vast

36:13

brought to be on dancing with sars. Phillies

36:16

mail it to everybody but seen on

36:19

the everybody admits that. Is

36:21

alive or why? That's the most ass except

36:23

seen as. says.

36:26

They as com they as the growing and

36:28

as they have a and they asked a

36:30

girl that went on the date was Schwartz

36:33

and katie H s us as they ask

36:35

if if it's says at an early

36:37

on the dancing with. The Sars, Satanic

36:39

salads and No lawyer. Of

36:41

the carousel. Like

36:44

as of yet, Feed me or it with

36:46

you have been. Some. Sorts.

36:49

Ask Katie Wasn't what he thinks when

36:51

a caused by room. Will

36:53

sit on our phones and ignore each other

36:56

once. Tv: the she's like L A. Now

36:58

she's like that's way too intimate. I'd rather

37:00

just bank it out like now. Split

37:03

she's like, not with that hair. Sorry

37:06

now. See. The

37:08

look at him with that hair like how could

37:10

you even look at him with that hair? It

37:12

probably helps Katie to be honest with you in

37:15

our like service and that are not with that

37:17

guy. And his girlfriend had dyed

37:19

his hair this color. For

37:22

jokes on so dense and

37:24

of all and Sheena talk

37:27

again and she mentions that

37:29

Sunni so apologize for what

37:31

he said. About. When

37:33

he talked about oriented mental health or he

37:35

said you know how was us as a

37:37

out with you and he said your she

37:40

threatened into you know on alive or south

37:42

and seen as like that's not your place

37:44

you know to talk about that is it

37:46

seems like of all the things that actually

37:48

maybe struck a little bit of a nerve

37:50

with him that maybe he should know that

37:52

that. Among other things, him.

37:55

So. that's a positive i really

37:57

needed that seen i loved it

37:59

you know, to harken

38:01

back to last season when

38:03

it was one of the

38:06

most compelling scenes in

38:08

reality television that I had ever

38:10

seen was the scene between Tom

38:12

Sandoval and Sheena at

38:14

the very end when she was like, why couldn't you just

38:16

be a man and like break up with her? And it

38:19

was very emotional because Sheena is

38:22

very real. She's extremely raw and

38:25

very authentic to herself. And she's always in

38:27

the moment, you know, and that's what I

38:29

like about Sheena. So

38:32

to go from that scene of just her

38:34

seething hatred towards him and just

38:37

disappointment and heartbreak for her friend

38:40

into this, which was, let

38:43

me paint the picture for you

38:45

that you're not seeing. And don't

38:47

say anything, please. And just please

38:49

think about this. Because like, if

38:52

this doesn't resonate with you, you

38:54

know, you're a lost cause.

38:56

I mean, and that's not necessarily what she's

38:58

saying. But I loved

39:00

that she pointed that out. I

39:03

also love that she said, you

39:05

know, that Ariana wasn't

39:07

everything that she did, freezing

39:09

her eggs, buying the

39:11

house with him. There

39:14

was a third thing that I don't remember. Everything

39:17

that she was doing was to build

39:19

a life with him. Yeah, like

39:22

it wasn't just her doing that

39:24

for her. So

39:26

and then that, that hurt my heart so bad.

39:28

And then they cut over to Ariana and she's

39:30

texting with this new guy. And he's like, I

39:33

brought you some leftovers. And you can just see

39:35

her trying to piece yourself together and, you know,

39:37

be happy. And it

39:40

really just drove it home

39:42

one last time for me how sad

39:44

it was if this all happened. And then and

39:47

that what he did to her was so horrific,

39:50

how yes of this. And

39:53

the only thing I will say is that,

39:55

you know, Sheena, I love that she made

39:57

these points. And that's great. But As

40:01

as said by Ariana, he hasn't even acknowledged

40:04

or apologized for the thing He actually did

40:06

to her let alone be able to come

40:08

to her and say I'm sorry that I

40:10

brought your mental health into this like It

40:13

would be too compartmentalized for him

40:15

to even approach her to apologize for

40:18

that I don't think that he

40:20

should at all because if he's not going

40:22

to apologize for the whole thing and mean

40:24

it then don't even Talk to her.

40:26

So yeah I think that will

40:28

not be a good idea because I don't think he gets

40:30

it and I thought too This is

40:32

the last chance he has at Redemption

40:35

because after what Sheena said and the

40:37

way she said it was such love

40:39

and care for both of

40:41

them and her compassion if

40:44

he didn't if that didn't land with

40:46

him how he Destroyed somebody and their

40:48

love and he didn't like leave that

40:50

conversation in in the

40:52

fetal position He's a he is

40:55

a lost cause and so for

40:57

me I mean I had written

40:59

him off a long time ago, but this just further

41:02

points to that That you

41:04

need somebody who just does not get it

41:06

who is the ultimate narcissist yeah, and

41:09

I think about when he and she and I had that

41:11

conversation in the sir alley and They

41:14

were talking and she said Santa ball. She's

41:16

like everything you're saying is like a narcissist.

41:18

He goes Oh, no, because that's what Lala

41:21

is What what

41:23

are you why are we talking about Lala?

41:25

I mean, you know, he just can't mm-hmm

41:27

You just yeah, I didn't get it. No,

41:30

he just doesn't get it not getting it

41:32

not never gonna get it Should

41:35

we think no? Okay,

41:38

um, we will talk about the Valley

41:41

briefly and This

41:44

episode is season one episode seven called the

41:46

number one gossip in the group Mmm,

41:49

that's a pretty good one. And who is that? Well,

41:51

it's a toss-up. Is it Jax or is it

41:54

Janet? Oh Because we get

41:56

we get into the fact that Janet Really

41:58

loves to gossip. Little.

42:00

As yet, still waiting for their season

42:03

in the backdrop for a long as

42:05

I am. Ah yeah, so we we.

42:07

We start off this episode in not

42:09

Mondrian in the Hallway. And

42:11

ah Zach says that he's telling them

42:13

all Luke and Kristen last and then

42:15

they also talk in again about like

42:17

what is the thing that she saying

42:19

about protecting you Michelle? What is it

42:21

why she keeps saying that and they're

42:23

all like. And

42:26

Jazz is as on in her talk

42:28

it had jobs because I know the

42:30

rumor and I assume Jesse knows the

42:32

rumors and that's why he's so agitated

42:35

because he doesn't want people airing this

42:37

and whether or not saying courses on

42:39

camera and they're all saying Christian always

42:41

gets everything wrong. In India has been

42:43

holding an Afghan up the whole towns

42:45

like you guys. Like I got

42:47

ago that like spoofs are pouring okay

42:50

he asked if that she's like as

42:52

I got ssssss born on. So.

42:55

Jesse speaks to all of them as

42:57

as okay. So the rumor when somebody

42:59

said was that I said I'm divorcing

43:02

her and two months and if anything

43:04

Michelle would be divorcing me. Michelle Like

43:06

yes, true. That's.

43:10

True that when he said rights, assess, assess and

43:12

then they all can go round is say that

43:15

they're basically trying to kick Kristin off the island,

43:17

They're trying to taper off her own show. They're

43:19

basically like none of us are fucking with Christians

43:21

anymore. We're not nine hundred, anything like she's dead

43:24

to us and they're like old and at so.

43:26

they're also run on what is is a problem

43:28

to see the main. Star Obsessed.

43:31

Yes, you're careful what you wish more. All

43:33

these all you people are new and we

43:35

don't know you. Yeah.

43:38

The. Production as Michelle. What?

43:40

Is the secret? I go ahead and say it.

43:42

What's the secret? and she just looks dead as

43:44

the game. Or does I have no idea? So.

43:51

then we see jesse i'm michelle in

43:53

their kitchen at their house and she's

43:55

like kristen this pathological she's getting worse

43:57

and worse and suggests he says you

43:59

know anything Michelle this whole situation with

44:01

Kristen and everything her lying about us

44:04

it's bringing us closer because we're like

44:06

team Jesse Michelle and she's

44:09

like okay whatever

44:12

you want to tell yourself they literally

44:14

zoom in on her going yeah

44:16

team Michelle and Jesse yeah

44:20

I can't believe she's even around at

44:22

this point like I guess you think

44:24

she just signed the contract and was

44:26

like oh shit now we can't officially

44:29

get divorced until the end of the show

44:31

yes yes I think that

44:33

I've all I've been saying all along obviously

44:35

they told them they were picking up cameras

44:37

in like two weeks because no way Brittany

44:39

would have scheduled that chin liposuction and no

44:42

way I have agreed to go

44:44

on eight-week old twins you

44:46

know what I mean I've always been

44:48

like obviously they picked up cameras really

44:50

fast once it got green lint and

44:54

someone told me someone texted me that Zach said

44:56

on the after show that that's exactly what happened

44:59

and that's why his hair looks so crazy it's

45:01

because he had an appointment to get his haircut

45:04

and they said we're picking up cameras in like five

45:06

days and he didn't get to his barber and then

45:08

he had to leave his hair like that the whole

45:10

season because it couldn't change for the interview oh

45:17

my looks like a Lego but what

45:20

what would a what would they be

45:22

able to even do at the barber

45:26

I don't it's like his hairline is like that

45:29

well I think it's thin it out so it didn't look so

45:31

much like a Lego square on top of

45:33

his head like it okay clicked right on okay

45:36

click oh good um Jesse

45:39

says that when they first stated that she

45:41

would yell at him if he ever put

45:43

his phone face down and

45:46

every time she went out with her

45:48

friends they would always do boomerangs with

45:50

their margaritas and

45:52

he said but in the last year whenever

45:54

she goes out she never posted boomerang and

45:57

I asked her why aren't you posting if you're out with your

45:59

friends and she goes Oh, I'm taking a social media

46:01

break. And he goes, so that's

46:03

suspicious. Oh my

46:05

God. Yeah, I think if you're the kind

46:07

of girlie that does that boomerang every time

46:09

you go out with your drinks, and

46:12

all of a sudden you stop, I think

46:14

that's pretty. That is a red flag. That's

46:16

a red flag. That's a red flag. Yes,

46:18

he was so right. So

46:21

he was like, have you been being honest

46:23

with me? And she goes, yeah, like we're

46:25

not those people. He goes, yeah, we're not

46:27

those people. Like we don't have secrets and

46:29

we're not, nobody's protecting anything. And she goes,

46:31

right. Now

46:34

we see Janet and Jason

46:36

talking about the rumor situation. And

46:39

I'm Janice like, and then Jasmine told me this, and then

46:41

I couldn't believe it in the Jax. And Jason says, what

46:44

do you and Jasmine have to do with anything? And

46:48

Janice like, um, and

46:51

Janet says, you know, Jax, he's a real

46:53

big talker about everyone else's stuff. Like, look

46:55

over here at this thing. So don't look

46:57

at my thing. And the

46:59

producer asked for Janet, do you like to

47:01

gossip? And she goes, yes,

47:04

I do. Jason

47:06

says, Janet quit her full

47:09

time job when she got pregnant, but she

47:11

picked up another full time job, talking

47:13

shit. Which

47:17

I was like, okay, it

47:19

really is. Yeah, you love her better. I

47:21

love Jason. But so that

47:23

really is her thing. Talking, talking smack is

47:25

her thing. Okay, okay. She's the

47:28

bone collector of the valley. Wow. And, and

47:31

really the competition is Jax. And Jax can

47:33

sniff it out because he's the one who

47:35

called it out like an episode two, where

47:37

he's like, Janet likes to

47:39

stir it up and pretend she's not part of

47:41

it. Yes. Yes. And I've seen other cast members

47:43

say like, don't sleep on Janet. And

47:47

I said that to somebody like, Oh, I love her. I go, you

47:49

can still love her. She just

47:51

might be it. We love charades. She's the bone collector.

47:53

That's right. Well, and then that's what's going to make

47:56

the show great. Yeah, you got

47:58

to have somebody. Yeah. You

48:00

have many in this situation. I mean, you've

48:02

got Kristin, you've got Jaxx, and you obviously

48:04

have Janet. So yes. Yeah. You

48:07

got Michelle being the denier. Right. I

48:09

did. I did not have

48:11

sexual relations with that woman. So

48:13

director, Kristin goes to

48:15

the doctor. Everything's fine.

48:17

That was, we didn't, she's got enough follicles

48:20

Amy. She has, she's good on her follicles.

48:22

Okay. Good. That's

48:24

great news. Good to go. Now,

48:28

okay. Cruz is doing speech

48:30

therapy with his teacher. Okay.

48:32

And Jaxx goes in the kitchen and tells Brittany and

48:35

her mother that they're being too loud. He's like, we're,

48:37

we're, we're paying too much money. You guys have got

48:39

to not talk in the kitchen. And

48:41

then he starts doing things like, hey, does anybody see my

48:43

readers? Does anybody see my glasses? And

48:48

Brittany says, and her talking head, this

48:51

new talking head, look at Brittany's is severe.

48:54

Which one is it? So her eyebrows are way

48:56

up here. Okay. And

48:58

it's like a strapless dress, but it's got like

49:00

tiny little chains on it. Yeah. It's a beautiful

49:03

collar, but whoa. Uh-huh. Yeah.

49:06

So in this talking head, she says, if Jaxx shows

49:08

me one more time, I'm gonna knock the fire out of

49:10

him. I love that lady so much. She's

49:15

my favorite. Something

49:20

we're saying is I'm gonna knock the fire out of you. You

49:22

better get the hell away from me. I

49:26

speak Brittany. I speak fluent Brittany. I

49:28

got it. Yeah, you do. I did. Good.

49:31

Good. Now Jason and Janet come over to talk

49:33

to Jeff to talk to Jaxx and Brittany on their porch. Um,

49:36

Jazza says, um, okay. Wait,

49:40

no. So okay. Janet

49:42

says, Jazza said Jaxx knows what

49:44

the protection comments about. So it's like

49:47

Janet says Jazza says that Jaxx knows.

49:49

Right. Cause he's over that lunch when he had

49:51

a soda. Yes.

49:54

And he set Jasmine up to say it, but she didn't say

49:56

it at the Mondrian. Right.

50:00

that was Jackson's whole plan. So

50:03

Britney's like, what? Jackson,

50:06

what? And he says, well, I don't know.

50:08

Kristin came over the other night and she was drunk and

50:10

then she said Michelle had something going on the side. I

50:12

don't know. But like, because it's Kristin, like maybe it's not

50:14

even true. I don't know. And Jackson

50:16

looked at Britney and goes, I heard you

50:18

also know all the details. And

50:21

Britney goes, maybe I do.

50:23

But unlike Kristin, I'm not going to tell my friends

50:25

business, okay, because it's not about Britney. I'm

50:28

like, okay, I'm ready. Talk to about her in the third

50:30

person. She

50:32

said, it's not about Britney. Jason

50:36

says, look,

50:38

you jumped on the

50:40

Kristin train by telling Jasmine what was

50:42

going on. And Britney's like, Jax, quit

50:44

running your math. Jax. So

50:48

mad at him. And he's like, what? He

50:50

literally is like, what? Oh,

50:53

empty. What?

50:59

So he says, look,

51:02

I don't know what it means. I'm not saying it's true.

51:04

True. And he looks over at Janet and goes, don't act

51:06

like you wouldn't do the same thing. Janet. She

51:08

was like, not about me. I didn't do it. I don't know. And

51:11

then Jax says the funniest Jax thing that's

51:14

ever been said. He says, look,

51:17

here's the thing. I'm losing my touch. It was

51:19

such an easy project. Jasmine, go figure out what

51:21

Michelle is texting. Come back and tell me so

51:23

I don't have to do it myself. And then

51:25

I'll drop the bomb. Wow.

51:31

He laid it all out. She

51:33

says it was such an easy project. Jasmine screwed

51:35

the whole thing up. Yeah, because she didn't fall

51:37

for it. You know what I mean? She wasn't

51:40

gonna be the messenger and then get all the

51:42

heat. She's smart. She's the smartest person has ever

51:44

been on a reality show. Because they

51:46

thought it'd be so easy. Jax was like,

51:48

Oh, I'll just definitely use her to do

51:51

the dirty work. No problem. And she'll take

51:53

the fall. She's like, fuck that. I'm not

51:55

doing that. No, she's not my problem. Brittany

51:59

and Jax go to a sex therapist, they

52:01

ask how often are they having sex?

52:04

And Brittany goes, I don't know, like once a month.

52:06

She looks at the camera and goes twice a year.

52:11

She worries that he's not attracted

52:13

to her post-baby. The

52:15

therapist asked if they've had any cheating or anything

52:17

in their past and maybe that's a block between

52:19

them and she was like, you know, it was

52:21

a long time ago. And then

52:23

the producer asked her like, do you ever

52:25

worry about that? Like, are you a human?

52:27

Because anybody married to this man

52:30

would be worried about that. And

52:32

she says, of course she worries about

52:34

it. She feels like it's not

52:36

what's going on, but she does worry if

52:39

he's not being intimate with her, then why

52:41

not? They

52:43

do some exercises where they breathe and hold hands.

52:46

And she also says he

52:48

doesn't appreciate me like he used to. He doesn't

52:50

make any effort to even be nice and it

52:52

has to change or we won't stay together. I

52:54

mean, we saw him like talking

52:57

so down to her. Yeah. Now,

53:01

she wants to feel the butterflies again. I

53:04

know, she wants to feel, make me feel sexy. Dang.

53:10

Where's my date night? Where's my date night,

53:13

Jake? Where's my date night? Well,

53:15

spoiler alert, it's coming up and it doesn't go well.

53:19

Jax and Luke and Jason go

53:21

bowling. Luke is

53:23

real good at bowling, by the way. And they

53:26

want to talk to Luke about how everyone's

53:29

turned on Chris and nobody wants to be around her and

53:31

he's got to do something to fix it, right? Fishing

53:33

hole. Yeah. And

53:36

Jason says, look, you guys don't have to be

53:38

Bonnie and Clyde. Like Bonnie could have said, hey,

53:40

Clyde, don't rob that bank. Or

53:43

in this case, spread that gossip. Like you guys don't

53:45

have to, you don't always have to have a backup.

53:47

Who said that to him? Jason. Oh, that's pretty good.

53:49

I like Jason. So

53:52

Jax is talking to Luke and he's like, you know,

53:54

Kristen is a known liar. And

53:56

Luke goes, you're an admitted pathological liar.

53:58

But We get a... Up my

54:00

clips of him in I met again

54:02

and I'll ask a liar and Jax.

54:05

But that was a decade ago. Decade

54:07

ago and. Jack. Says he's is

54:09

eroding has changed a thing is days with

54:11

anybody I have a terrible for I was

54:13

a terrible versa but I've grown up and

54:15

then they do on it or clips of

54:17

Jack City or selling Us that is. Now.

54:20

Now we're going to progress on work in

54:22

progress. and now yet. But now he says

54:25

is, I mean just look at Jack says

54:27

every one increases. Boyfriend says she's a compulsive

54:29

liar. And. People are just done with

54:31

her. Be worse done with her on edge

54:33

cases as look land like put yourself in

54:35

Jesse's positioned and this is Jesse and Michelle.

54:38

Do not want her around like you to

54:40

put yourself in just his position to saying

54:42

shit about their family. They have a kid

54:44

and Jack says maybe now you get it

54:46

like if we're talking to you and lick

54:48

as as sock it at look. I'm

54:51

not okay with wedge as he has acted, but I'm

54:53

not blind and deaf. I can see what's going on

54:55

with Kristen so I'll talk to her. Oh

54:58

wow. Okay, yeah. So. She

55:01

doesn't so much is like a

55:03

mean the from of prisoners that

55:05

to get a big mouth but

55:07

she gets her facts wrong like

55:10

that he is literally hears things

55:12

the way that she wants to

55:14

your as she has like a

55:16

scandalous ah ear that turns normal

55:19

things into gossip and scandal. Stay

55:21

on the issue. Is. What?

55:24

Jesse? Said. To

55:26

Jackson the guys do. The other week

55:28

was about. How he'd be

55:30

surprised. If. Michelle was is. He was

55:32

still married to Michelle on a couple months

55:35

because if she would leave them to nine

55:37

because he would leave her and for christened

55:39

to be like well just sit for she

55:41

has he said. He flew to force you

55:43

to us. It's. Like. Literally

55:46

they were like. All

55:49

like one. That

55:51

sits on his part of that he often with

55:53

Jax walked out of the dinner room he walked

55:55

out to dinner and been heard them talking about

55:57

the seems like all turned round. While. One. If

56:00

it. On we have a dinner

56:02

see with me and Danny talking with Jesse.

56:04

I'm Michelle and need any are thinking about

56:06

moving to Santa Clarita? Ask how long have

56:09

you know. Your girl put it on the

56:11

map. Out once. I

56:15

got so many messages about it. Does

56:17

I live in Santa? Clarita, you're just.

56:19

you're lovely listeners don't know? But yes,

56:21

And a clear is the best of the any in the i want to

56:23

move here. Yes, They.

56:26

Can get us house of the Yard! So Kristen I'm

56:28

trying to wrap this up. I know that you have

56:30

to Gov Chris It is a loot talk. He basically

56:32

is a girl. You. Get your facts

56:34

wrong and on He says what

56:36

she does. I know changing one

56:39

were sometimes is a problem harmed.

56:43

An inch and did. She goes. and he goes. I don't want

56:45

you to say you're sorry, but and she does. Split.

56:47

Other people are just too worried about their

56:49

skeletons commonalities. I was united do as. Much

56:52

and over to jail but. Ah Jackson

56:54

Britney. Go on a date to the Mondrian

56:56

so I guess they just tap that room

56:58

over back hundred? Well. They're having

57:01

a nice meal, a chef is serving them

57:03

and in he is saying you know having

57:05

more kids than require more work and I

57:07

worry about the focus to cruise. Nice to

57:09

get right now because he's going through something

57:11

we need to be focusing on his days

57:14

since she gets all defense as she sex

57:16

crazed will always get what he needs a

57:18

him part of a wonderful mother am a

57:20

wonderful last. He's like. Your deflecting

57:22

that's not what I'm saying is like you

57:24

told me where I have another key. As

57:26

said you're not ready to you let me

57:28

know I live for my child. He's like

57:31

oh my don't cry his excuse me that

57:33

they have an emotion he like okay I

57:35

just try to help com asked if she

57:37

doesn't mind crying and imagine him about four

57:39

hundred other than yeah right right? Arm.

57:42

And then he tells her he's like i'm worried about

57:44

money all the time, like I have to work. My

57:46

job requires me to leave the house and years doesn't

57:49

She likes. Whites sub far

57:51

as ours to gather. I

57:54

love your Britney! Such. As

57:56

a. side yard or

57:58

together because I did. I

58:01

got the same amount of money and you did. And

58:03

so he says, I didn't know that. That's what

58:05

she said. Wow. Okay. He says,

58:08

Brittany doesn't see the big picture. She

58:10

sees rainbows and butterflies and unicorns and

58:12

a money tree that grows in the

58:14

backyard. And I think that our, I

58:16

think we should work on our marriage

58:18

before we have another baby. Now that

58:20

I agree with. Yeah,

58:22

I agree with. But to

58:26

diminish her as a person. Oh,

58:28

yeah. He's what an athlete. That's

58:30

all he does. And he goes, look, here's the thing.

58:32

I'm a planner. I need to plan. So like right

58:34

now, like I think like we need to concentrate a

58:37

cruise in the bar and like, I'm a planner. And

58:39

she goes, I don't understand

58:41

what you're planning because you don't even do

58:43

anything. And

58:47

he goes, well, that's a slap in the face of slapping

58:49

the bit. Like, do you not see the house we live

58:51

in? Do you think it came out of nowhere? And she

58:53

goes, uh, no, Jeff, I think we

58:55

both work together and put the same amount of

58:57

money into the house. Oh,

59:01

you're not going to do that.

59:04

So he stands up and leaves. There's

59:06

really rose petals on the bed. Leaves.

59:12

Oh, shit. Previews for

59:14

next week. Amy, he says, so I guess we're just

59:16

going to go out there and announce to everybody that

59:18

you left the house. Yes,

59:21

I guess it's already next week. Oh,

59:26

my God. This show is

59:28

so good. I think like if

59:30

this was a publicity stunt, you know

59:32

what I mean? Like, remember when we

59:34

all thought that? Yes, totally. My God.

59:37

Every person that's been a watch what happens live

59:39

or any show when asked about this does not

59:41

think they'll get back together. They

59:44

even gave James and Allie a bigger chance

59:46

of lasting over Jackson

59:48

Brittany. Really? Yes. Well,

59:52

I'm happy for Brittany. Me too.

59:54

She is just not stupid. And that, yeah,

59:57

that narrative, you know, is just not not.

1:00:00

Like, you're just, you stay at home on like I have

1:00:02

to leave the house. And she's like, what'd you say to

1:00:04

me? I

1:00:06

love her. She's a star. She's the, she's the greatest

1:00:08

thing that's happened to Vanderpump rules from the front

1:00:10

of, you know, with the second she stepped on

1:00:12

camera. I just love her. She's just a little

1:00:15

Kentucky muffin. Mm-hmm. Um, well,

1:00:17

speaking of your amazing show drama

1:00:19

darling. Okay. Like we've said, there's

1:00:21

two episodes on the free feed

1:00:23

a week and three or more

1:00:25

on Patreon. Yes. And

1:00:27

currently what are you covering? Lay it

1:00:30

all out for me. Well, Tuesdays and

1:00:32

Thursdays are the free ups. And so

1:00:34

like this week for Tuesday, I did

1:00:36

Below Deck and also a

1:00:38

hint of, um, baby reindeer.

1:00:42

Oh, a hint, a hint of baby reindeer. Just like a

1:00:44

review kind of. And then, and

1:00:46

the bonus episode is the jinx

1:00:49

over on, uh, Patreon. But Thursday

1:00:51

will be the Valley. Okay.

1:00:53

And, um, and then I

1:00:55

did Vanderpump rules today, along with Vanderpump

1:00:57

Villa. Friday will be

1:00:59

summer house. Okay. And, um,

1:01:02

and I do Top Chef on Mondays. So

1:01:05

just keep, she even though

1:01:07

housewives on. Oh God. Yeah.

1:01:09

And people want to do like

1:01:12

throwbacks and things, you know, so

1:01:14

there's just so much to do

1:01:16

and like, as you saw, jerseys

1:01:18

coming up. So and Below Deck Med

1:01:20

will be in here in June and yeah, it's

1:01:22

just fun. It's good. Me. I can't, I can't

1:01:24

get on board with Below Deck. That's okay. Get

1:01:26

on board. I used to be on

1:01:28

board with Below Deck, but now I'm just like,

1:01:31

there's too many spinoffs and it's too much. You've

1:01:33

got enough going on. That's

1:01:35

true. TLC puts out a new

1:01:37

idea, a fiance every week. And they're

1:01:39

so long. And there's two hours long.

1:01:42

Yeah. Everybody follow Amy

1:01:44

Phillips over on the Instagram at

1:01:46

meet Amy Phillips. Thank you.

1:01:48

And she puts amazing, amazing content

1:01:50

over there. She's got great impressions

1:01:52

and she's going to repost her

1:01:55

something about her video for

1:01:57

the. Yeah. Thank you. I

1:01:59

will be. Thank you. Ideas are

1:02:01

free guys. And please follow

1:02:03

me on Instagram at pinkshapedpod. You

1:02:05

know I'm out here, hornin' out

1:02:07

for the people, trying to get into school, following me.

1:02:12

But I'll do a collab with you on this and maybe

1:02:14

20 of your people will come over and

1:02:16

join me. Great. And

1:02:18

I would love to see some of your friends

1:02:21

and your folks over on my podcast and my

1:02:23

Insta. They've got to. They've got to.

1:02:26

They've got to. Yeah. Thumbs

1:02:29

up, girl. Thumbs up. Love you, Mary-Jane. Thank

1:02:31

you so much for having me. I mean,

1:02:33

it's so hard. I know. I

1:02:35

know. Okay, thank you very much, Amy.

1:02:37

I'll see you later. Bye. Okay,

1:02:40

bye. And you don't necessarily reflect the needs of P.J.