It’s the episode you’ve all been waiting for - IT’S CAT WEEK AT PHONIES (sponsored by CatShit.com)!!! Two amazing cat experts joined us; Carol Winthrop III (Molly Brandt), a professional Cat Show judge, and Janet (Jordan Toschak), a cat hair hand-knitter and crazy cat lady, are here to spread all their cat knowledge. Carol and Janet have known each other since the 80s and from all the cat shows that Carol judged and Janet grabbed cat hair from – and also from their common law marriage. What do you judge cats on? I’m glad you asked – girth from all angles, the measurement from the anal tip to the nose, and their blood type. Carol and Janet also dish on the bitch Nancy Pfeifferman, so if you’re listening to this Nancy, cover your ears. CAT FUN FACTS: there are at least 10 types of cats and the circumference of a standard cat is at least 6. And cats don’t have nine lives, YOLO, duh. Stick through it to the end because Carol makes a SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT! (Hint: She hates cats.)