This week on Phonies, Mari spoke to Taffy Williams (Matt Still), a tattoo artist known for his unusual methods. They cover a lot of ground, starting with bad tattoo jobs and ending with murder! He explains how he first got interested in sticking needles into people, his unusual relationship with Justin Gregory, a high school friend of his, how he used tattoos for revenge, tattoos over fat rolls and some of his other favorite extravagant tattoos, and how he began killing people while giving them tattoos “Sweeney Todd” style. Long story short, all-nighters are NOT Taffy’s friend. 911 now just assumes its Taffy calling every single time and he’s the first one to get negative stars on Yelp – talk about fame! In the end, Mari discovers that her tattoo from Taffy will probably end up killing her slowly.