SPECIAL- Christmas Poem
ANOTHER CHRISTMAS PURGE
A late Christmas special I did on hit record. Special thanks to Aatlus Felix. (Beautiful Music Track) See links below.
Listen to the poem about Santa being let down by people being distracted by the modern world.
The evil took him over and he decides to once again purge the world of the wicked.
Everything I used was either my own or in the public domain :)
Background music track was done by Aatlus Felix.
Music track here: https://hitrecord.org/records/2910400
Link to his work is here: https://hitrecord.org/users/AaltusFelix
A poem I wrote while listening to the track.
So I acted it out, added some SFX and edited it.
It's about Santa being let down by people being distracted by the modern world.
So he turns evil and decides to once again purge the world of the wicked.
Another Christmas purge
Oh no what is this- Christmas is dead!
What is all this going off in my head.
What happened to all the good little boys and girls?
With blue stripy tops and pig tales and curls.
No more street lamps with candle light,
no more climbing down the chimney at night.
I see you all have sold your soul to the corporate world under the devils payroll.
Hah hah hah Its Christmas time,
everybody I know is on amazon prime,
Out stealing tellies and committing crime.
What ever happened to the festive cheer of Christmas time.
Santa’s not happy that Christmas is foiled
Mummies and daddies your children are spoiled!
Which brings Santa some long needed joys,
so now I don’t have to hand out little toys,
to all you naughty girls and boys.
Yes I am Santa- so I will skip all the banter.
I’m not evil, and I am not mad,
I’m merely a creature that was to be had,
distractions and aversions these things really make me mad.
makes me want to kill you all for being all so bad.
Yes I am Santa and this year you will get no coal.
you’ll get no presents,
did you forget you have sold your soul?
however my friend what you’ll get instead,
is evil Santa- coming to chop off your head.
(Chuckle)Now make sure you're quiet,
and tucked tightly inside your bed.
Because Santa’s power…
is very…Very-very wide and spread.
I can be in two places at once and I am very well read.
I’ll come with my army,
I spawned from gingerbread.
Yes I am Santa!
And I’m going to make this Christmas something you all fear instead…
ho ho hoo… Another Christmas purge.
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