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3 and the Philadelphia
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76ers are dead sadly, sadly,
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the closest six game series in the history
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of the sport, the mix ended up
4:55
winning the series by one point, it was an
4:57
awesome series. Yeah, it was a great series. It
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came down to the last seconds of the last,
5:01
you know, game six, obviously, we didn't get we
5:04
were robbed of a game seven, I wanted a
5:06
game seven so bad. I wanted a game. And
5:08
so bad. I know, we're not supposed to look
5:10
ahead in the playoffs. I wanted
5:12
a game seven, I wanted the Sixers truly
5:14
to win the series. I wanted
5:16
them to advance. I wanted Celtic Sixers
5:19
at some point down the
5:21
line looking ahead. And I feel like we're robbed
5:23
of that. But credit the next the next day,
5:25
well, the next and they're a very good team.
5:28
Well, coach fun to watch it.
5:30
They're they're just dogs. They just
5:33
dominate the offensive glass. They
5:35
they they are a mirror image
5:37
of their coach Jalen Brunson had
5:39
a tough first
5:41
what couple games. He then finished the last
5:43
four games of this series 39 points 47
5:45
points 40 points 41 points. Yeah,
5:49
crazy. Controlled the whole game controlled it also I
5:51
noticed that I think Tibbs might be going bald.
5:54
Have you noticed that? You just noticed that
5:56
I'm Thibodeau I think he's going I think I he's
5:58
been going for a while. It's probably reached the
6:01
time like I didn't notice until now because
6:03
he's always had a little bit of hair
6:05
on there He's got the he's got the
6:07
like couple couple strands that are Swooped
6:09
over to give you the illusion of hair. No. Yeah,
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I know I've For okay seven
6:13
years. Yeah, but it's time Tom. Yeah, Doc
6:16
Rivers also. Doc Rivers both Well,
6:19
he's got the line and then
6:21
there's just nothing on top. Yeah, it's like
6:23
it's it's almost like Like
6:26
when when they basically you know when manifest destiny
6:28
and we started making states out west I think
6:30
I was gonna do we should make this
6:32
one a rectangle. Yeah, he's Utah Utah. He's
6:34
you Porter yeah,
6:36
no, but Tom Tom is I probably the goat
6:38
of it's time to come home Yeah, but it's
6:41
also never but he's not gonna do it. Yeah,
6:43
because he's that's what he he doesn't care He
6:45
cares about basketball. Yeah, that's it. If he's getting
6:47
a haircut. That's the less time that he's grinding
6:49
foam Yeah, I did see one Knicks fan. That
6:51
was really impressed This was I think
6:54
maybe over the weekend Tom
6:56
Thibodeau was pumping gas at a gas station. Somebody
6:58
took a picture and they're like, oh my god,
7:00
Tom Thibodeau gritty guy even pumps his own gas That's
7:03
wild. Yeah that man pump. Yeah,
7:05
I'm gas. That's not it's crazy. That must be a
7:07
New Jersey Knicks fan I guess so. Yeah, they don't
7:10
pump their own gas. Yeah, it was it was a
7:12
great series I wish we would had another game. I
7:14
I liked it back and forth between New York and Philly,
7:17
too I like the fact that New York is all in
7:19
it's good. It's a it's a good sports down when
7:21
they have a good team That's cooking. Oh, yeah, so
7:23
I'm I'm excited for the city of New York I
7:26
feel bad for the city of Philadelphia,
7:28
however Happy
7:30
Tobias Harris is no longer your problem day
7:33
max. Yeah max also you said
7:37
At the end of the game. This one feels different. I
7:39
agree with you, but I didn't hear your reasoning. So a
7:42
mode on us Well,
7:45
first of all, this is the first Off-season
7:47
where we have cap space and we have
7:49
some room to make some a
7:52
difference in our line on James Maybe
7:54
LeBron James man. Oh Ronnie to Villanova, which
7:57
I don't necessarily obviously
8:00
It would be nice to get Paula George and
8:02
LeBron James and even if we don't like just
8:04
using that Tobias money to go get guys like
8:06
Dante like the role players that The
8:09
Knicks had who are really good that going to get
8:11
guys like that who can surround and beat and hit
8:13
shots Which to be fair tonight
8:15
all the role players were fantastic So I can't
8:18
even really complain about that except for Tobias Harris
8:20
Yeah, zero points last game is a six error
8:22
and the Knicks role players were not good Yeah
8:24
They had five they had five points off the
8:27
bench like their starters did every so like that
8:29
was something that like going into this year Going
8:31
like going into the night. That's what that was
8:33
like the silver lining like in
8:35
the back of your head and It also
8:38
feels different like I
8:40
know Joe Ellen Bead gets a ton of
8:42
shit. He had a great series He had a
8:44
fantastic series minus all the WWE shit minus
8:46
the WWE shit Yes, yes
8:49
minus the WWE shit, but he was
8:51
really good tonight closeout game That's
8:54
a huge gripe that he's had against him in his
8:56
whole career agreed is that he's been terrible and closeout
8:58
games He was fantastic tonight 39 points Absolute
9:01
dog third quarter like really kept us in
9:03
it when maxi couldn't really do anything The
9:06
end of the game maxi kind of maxi was
9:08
the one that hit the big-end one to
9:10
tie it up And we just made
9:13
plays in this series that
9:15
were very different than past
9:17
Sixers losses a lot of other times
9:19
It was like we we choked we
9:21
choked the Celtic series We choked the Hawks
9:23
series and you go into the offseason be
9:25
like what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? like
9:29
Last year we're like we're gonna lose James Harden. We're gonna
9:31
be a worse team next year How are we gonna come
9:33
back from this? It
9:40
was like a rational Reasoned
9:42
max that we were getting sorry and you know
9:44
what and you might I don't think that we
9:47
were I don't think that Worse this year personal
9:49
growth for max because in in that moment max
9:51
wanted to jump through the glass and strangle Hank
9:53
We did a microphone cord. Yeah max took a
9:55
deep breath composed himself. I think he's on the
9:57
right track Hank Please don't do that again I
10:00
apologize, sorry Max. But
10:03
it also was a very funny you
10:05
were. Incorrect. Yes, well yes, Joel and
10:07
Bead missed 50% of the season, so yes. Technically
10:11
they won less games this year than they did the
10:13
year prior. Correct. So good job
10:15
Hank. Didn't go as far as the playoffs. Well yeah, when you're
10:18
the 7th seed and you have to go to the 2th seed
10:20
in the first round, it's not exactly the same. Right. So
10:23
maybe you get a little bit of context one
10:25
time Hank. Well maybe, you know, if you build
10:27
a team for us, someone that's not made out
10:29
of class and they wouldn't miss half the regular
10:31
season, then they could go and have a better
10:33
season. These are all fair. These are all fair.
10:35
You started to cut your mic, you keep your
10:37
mic. I actually think it's fair points on all
10:40
sides. No it's not. It's really good. Hank is
10:42
upset that I'm acting rationally right now and he wants
10:44
me to get angry and I'm not going to do it. And you're
10:46
not going to do it. We're not even going to bring up the
10:48
butt crack. The butt crack was
10:50
bad. It wasn't that bad. It
10:52
wasn't that bad. I see more of your ass on a daily basis.
10:54
Yeah. I think watching this
10:56
series, there were so many things that
10:58
were not Sixer-like that happened. I
11:01
agree with you. The way that you're, I think
11:03
you're 100% right and it's
11:05
all positive stuff. Like I think that this is
11:07
something that you can build off of. You're being,
11:10
people want you
11:12
to be sad and angry and yes there
11:15
is that part of it, but
11:17
with the cap space and the
11:19
way they fought in this series, especially
11:22
Joe OMB like having injuries, illnesses, everything
11:24
and Tyrese Maxie kind of taking that
11:26
next step of like, oh fuck, he
11:29
is a killer. I agree
11:31
with you. It
11:33
sucks that the Sixer's lost, but
11:35
you're looking to next year being like, okay, this, if
11:38
we can add this one piece, we
11:41
might be in a really good spot next year. So
11:44
a fair point and people want you to
11:46
be, you're being, you're being real. You've
11:48
always been real. Yeah, no, I don't like, this is
11:50
how I'm feeling right now. I could go on, I
11:53
like do this whole act of like getting
11:55
really angry and just like, this is how I'm
11:57
feeling right now about it. When the podcast ends
11:59
in your. You know going to sleep, you know
12:01
scrolling Twitter and you see all the videos of
12:03
Knicks fans walking out of your home stadium Yelling
12:06
fucking bead you're that is that
12:09
gonna anger you? Yeah, it sucks.
12:11
But yes. Yes that will anger me What about
12:13
that? What do you want me to say? I
12:15
was just curious. No, I was I was asking
12:17
questions just curious journey us Max
12:23
Jalen Brunson is this
12:27
Obviously it was hard for you to root against your Nova
12:29
guys, but there were moments in this
12:31
series where it felt like This
12:33
relationship with Jalen Brunson might not recover
12:35
because you were getting very angry.
12:37
He does a really good job of Being
12:40
try young of stopping in the
12:42
lane of getting contact of finishing through
12:44
contact He's not one of those guys
12:46
that one of my least favorite things
12:48
that happens the NBA is guys who
12:50
constantly look for contact But aren't trying
12:52
to actually finish the basketball. He does
12:54
both exceptionally well How
12:57
are you feeling about your Nova Knicks
13:00
in that relationship Josh Hart also just
13:02
an absolute dog? He's never seen an
13:04
offensive rebound that he didn't think you
13:07
get How are you feeling?
13:09
Um, it's I Need
13:12
like two days. Yeah, and also
13:14
like I was getting very mad about the
13:16
Brunson plays but it's
13:18
also not necessarily me getting mad at
13:20
Brunson if He is
13:23
such a he is such a savvy acts like a guy
13:25
who's played in the league for 15 years
13:28
and knows the game So well, like he
13:30
knows he's getting those calls right? He should
13:32
continue to to try
13:34
to get those calls but if
13:36
the league has made an emphasis on Taking
13:39
away that play and then just
13:41
continuing to give it to him time and time
13:43
again It was very frustrating for me to see
13:45
yeah And I agree with you that
13:47
maxi does not get the same calls that Brunson gets
13:50
Brunson I think the difference is that
13:52
Brunson he plays a little bit more
13:54
under control when he's driving He
13:56
seems like he's got his feet under him
13:58
when maxi drives sometimes He's so fast. Yeah,
14:01
he'll run and he'll just start flying through the
14:03
air and it looks like he got hit by
14:05
a car I know I think that
14:07
I think that Tyree actually kind of played me. We
14:09
don't know maybe we don't know We don't know. Maybe
14:11
but you forgot about that Matt Hank when you tell
14:13
you they were worse Kelly
14:15
Oubre might have gotten hit by a car, but he
14:18
also might not have gotten hit by a car act
14:20
I don't know and he also crashes Lambo a couple
14:22
weeks ago Schrodinger's wreck, but that one was real I
14:24
think but but max what I'm saying is like that's
14:27
something that he can work on Because
14:29
right now he's just focused on getting getting the shot
14:31
off getting to the basket He'll learn
14:33
with more time and I think he'll
14:35
eventually start to get those calls because this was a
14:37
postseason Where max he stepped up and
14:40
it's like, okay, this is an emerging
14:42
superstar right now. I think it's all it's
14:44
just a type of player too, like jail
14:46
brothers are just so good and he his
14:48
his body control and knows exactly when a
14:50
guy has is in a bad
14:52
position and Like
14:54
when we're talking to Caruso about it on Monday
14:56
his angles like if you know if you just
14:58
shift a little bit He knows okay I have
15:00
you and I also can get you in a
15:03
position where you're gonna you're gonna leave your feet
15:05
I'm gonna get a foul and I also can score I
15:08
think right I think Max you learn some of
15:10
that But I know I move on I think
15:12
that that's there's there two different games And I
15:14
don't think that he they should switch like maxi
15:17
at times. Yes looks out of
15:19
control, but he knows Exactly
15:21
the positioning of like where he is in relation
15:24
to the basket and where exactly he needs to
15:26
put the ball on the glass For it to
15:28
go in right There's so many times where like
15:30
he will he all put up a shot around
15:32
the rim and it'll have zero angle
15:34
to it But he knows exactly where to
15:37
put it and what spin to put on it for
15:39
it to go in So it's kind of like it's
15:41
a little bit of controlled chaos that I think
15:43
for maxi and I think that's part of what makes him Really
15:45
good anyway. He wasn't great tonight. He was
15:47
not he had a bad. Yeah, he was
15:50
bad He looks a little lost in the
15:52
beginning of the game. His shot was way
15:54
off Yeah, Hank actually winced when I said
15:56
emerging superstar and maxi and we forgot to
15:58
say buddy healed and buddy healed He
16:00
finally shot. He finally shot and
16:02
they went in the buddy
16:04
healed game So also campaign game camp well
16:06
every game is a campaign game per campaign.
16:09
He tried to get his revenge against Villanova
16:11
Yeah Story
16:15
in the final they brought that up in the broadcast.
16:17
Yeah Great storyline if
16:19
you win, so I imagine that there's some listeners
16:21
out there that winced as well You you do
16:24
not think that maxi is an emerging superstar. No,
16:26
no. No, he is. He's young enough. He's good.
16:28
He's got potential Maybe
16:31
get him out of Philly and he'll really you know, take the
16:33
next step. Hmm. I Mean
16:37
there's maxis better than Jalen Brown for
16:39
sure And I for
16:42
you would trade Jalen Brown for tires
16:44
immediately trade offer for right now You
16:46
have somebody Photoshop maxis face with the
16:48
soul patch on to it onto that
16:50
guy trade offer No
16:55
I did find that trade. Yeah,
16:57
Hank. I think and I think you take that trade I
17:00
think Brad sees take that trade. Yeah,
17:02
maybe with their current contracts, but not
17:05
off pure skill I mean max
17:07
is gonna get a max max contract this summer
17:09
Chill Brown to sound like the biggest contract in
17:11
NBA history and he was about to get traded.
17:13
Yeah, hmm Good
17:16
good recap of the series max
17:18
I'm proud of you Yeah,
17:20
that's just that's just genuinely how I'm feeling right
17:23
now. I'm sure some Sixers fans will be all
17:25
fake fan Why aren't you why aren't you
17:27
crying like this is just how
17:29
I'm feeling right now. Yeah different and it also feels
17:33
Like the right team won this series. I know
17:35
that you might disagree But you know, we had
17:37
the game to fiasco We also had game five
17:40
which was crazy and it feels like it all
17:42
kind of evened out and the Knicks were
17:44
just a better team Inside this series
17:46
like it just and you could say injury you
17:48
say whatever you want But I think that when
17:50
you have that result where you're like Yeah,
17:53
if they kept on playing if they played a
17:55
million seven game series I think the Knicks would
17:57
take four before the Sixers every time in
17:59
this iteration No every
18:01
time if they play the series a
18:03
million in this exact setup with in
18:05
bead hurt sick Everything
18:08
I just think the Knicks were
18:10
like a million times. They get okay. Maybe not
18:12
a million times I'm sorry. I think if it
18:14
was a 10 series series.
18:16
Yeah, I think I think the
18:18
Knicks would win I'd
18:20
say like six. I think they'd win. Yeah
18:22
out of 10. I never get yeah, I
18:24
agree. I agree with attacking a ten series
18:27
nine Was
18:30
one one they want four games before
18:32
the yeah, but like probably nine But
18:34
to say probably I do that series
18:37
a million Shut
18:39
up about a million also called a hyperbole nine
18:42
hundred thousand out of a million also a Ten
18:44
series series is a ridiculous format to be an
18:47
11 series. Do you think the right team
18:49
won this series? the The
18:53
Knicks played very hard the better team the Knicks
18:55
played very very right team won this series I'm
18:57
sorry to say it a million
18:59
times is wrong. I strike a million times from the record
19:02
When do we fucking do next played very when we
19:04
do some antics police here? It's crazy.
19:07
Thank back me up I think part of it
19:09
too. It's kind of sad to see as it's
19:11
unfolded, but I Think
19:14
Max is just you know resigned to losing these
19:16
games Yeah, he's numb. He was a little
19:18
green. Oh, he came on the podcast and
19:20
he was excited and he wanted to you
19:22
know It's over be passionate Philly fan and
19:24
now he just knows like he's
19:26
gonna lose every time he watching the gambling cave He's
19:28
like I always lose in here. Yeah,
19:30
he's in here. He wants to over.
19:33
He's happy that he doesn't have to Yeah,
19:35
it's like yeah, he wasn't gonna win the title
19:37
So it was like yeah, he wanted to win
19:40
this series, but the loss was coming eventually Yeah
19:42
The what used to be a bright sunshine a
19:44
day when he got to the playoffs it turns
19:46
out that light is a free train He did
19:48
have a bounce in his step today though. It
19:50
was nice to see him bouncing around He kind
19:52
of floats when he's got that going does it
19:54
was it was good yesterday I literally spent from
19:57
morning until I went to sleep consuming
20:00
all Tyreese maxi content. I would
20:02
listen to every podcast that talked
20:04
about him. I watched every ESPN
20:06
high like YouTube highlight and
20:08
it was like so much fun to just
20:11
be like yeah that's I mean we say
20:13
it a million times if you're sports suck
20:16
rooting for sports suck your team is not
20:18
going to win 99% of the time. Yeah.
20:20
So you got to enjoy the ride and
20:22
you got to enjoy the big wins when
20:24
they happen. Speaking of Hank
20:28
we'll talk about the Bucks Pacers but Hank you've
20:31
taken down the heat for one
20:35
easy win easy two wins. Yeah
20:37
didn't even break a sweat didn't
20:39
even break a sweat. You held
20:41
them to what under 90 points
20:43
you scored over 100 again just
20:46
demolition players for like last 10 minutes
20:48
of the game. Yeah the you're going
20:50
to be fresh. Every other team in
20:53
the East is like injured or you
20:55
know Giannis is out and Pete is
20:57
out. Well yeah
20:59
the whole Sixers team is out. No I'm that's
21:01
what I'm saying they're out of the playoffs. He
21:03
wasn't talking about injuries. Yeah Giannis is out of
21:05
the playoffs as well. Got it. You
21:08
still going to be measured.
21:11
So by game sour plus
21:15
a little cocky. I'm
21:18
positive vibes. I've always been positive vibes.
21:20
I'm just you know calm cool collected
21:22
but but I have
21:25
I have an offer for you. You're going to kill the
21:27
East what do you got because we do
21:29
need cocky Hank back. So
21:32
I'm willing to negotiate on one point.
21:36
If cocky
21:38
Hank does not make a return in this next series.
21:41
Sounds like a ransom. He's
21:43
negotiating. If he doesn't come
21:45
back. OK I'll put this way. If
21:47
cocky Hank does come back we
21:50
won't release the Hank and Drake May t-shirt.
21:55
OK. Do
21:57
you want that t-shirt out. I
22:00
mean that pictures coming out and like no no
22:02
no no no I'd like I've not updated there
22:04
is it now a Bruins flag in a lease
22:06
flag in the bad guys want to release that
22:08
and and start that I will not will come
22:10
back oh my but I know you're gonna hold
22:12
it over my head no matter what like it's
22:14
one of those things where if you're gonna do
22:16
it this way if you're just I'm not like
22:18
no we're gonna I don't keep asking to do
22:20
stuff and if you don't do it we'll release
22:22
a picture fucking release it no I want I listen
22:25
to go shoot I'm not I don't I'm throwing
22:28
the picture side I just want cocky hank
22:30
because you know I
22:32
know we all
22:35
know the Celtics are going to
22:37
the finals you know the East is a
22:39
cakewalk here we go the cakewalk it should
22:41
be they should lose one maybe two games
22:43
what did I say original yeah yeah whatever
22:46
you said seven and a half it's gonna
22:49
be it should be three the over under
22:51
should be three maybe one series next next
22:53
game which are you putting the Cavs with
22:56
a magic next yeah come on
22:58
I where where do they even
23:00
show these games yeah NBA
23:02
TV yeah like that playing the NBA
23:04
TV they're barely even televised on the
23:06
plane game yeah people like logging into
23:09
their parents YouTube account oh man kid
23:11
all right thanks back here's the thing
23:13
Hank I fully understand when like all
23:15
we want is cocky Hank for the
23:17
rest of the Eastern Conference playoffs once
23:19
you get to the final you
23:22
can be you can deal with the finals however
23:24
you want to because that's a totally different beast
23:26
and there's a lot of really good teams in
23:28
the West the East is a
23:30
joke right now the East is a joke and
23:32
as much as this fun as it is to
23:35
beat up on Philly and Philly fans in the
23:37
playoffs it has kind of gotten a little bit
23:39
I guess stale just because it's happened you know
23:41
over and they're done that yeah Knicks fans oh
23:44
they're high freshman here riding high right now they
23:46
got the whole yeah I know
23:48
shit it would be great for them to
23:50
beat Indiana probably in like seven
23:52
games and
23:54
then get all excited everyone's hyped up the garden
23:56
buzzin and then just come out and smoke yeah
23:58
we got the big out against the big
24:01
asshole. Yeah, come on. Yeah,
24:03
I'm back. I want Knicks fans chanting
24:05
we want Hank after they win game one against
24:07
Indiana. It is ridiculous that they, I think it
24:10
was after game two they said we want Boston.
24:13
Yeah, I mean I love Knicks fans worse.
24:15
I mean they're all bored, delusional, and silly.
24:17
No, but here's what's crazy about how likable
24:19
this Knicks team is, how hard they play,
24:22
is they have turned the city of New
24:24
York into an underdog. Which is
24:26
so hard to do. Knicks fans fucking suck
24:29
now. I'm talking about the team. I like your
24:31
fans. I'm talking about the Knicks, just the team,
24:34
not the fans. The team is fun
24:36
to watch, they're easy to root for. So there are
24:38
gonna be a lot of casuals. Are they? I think
24:40
so, yeah. They play hard. I don't think
24:42
New York's easy to root for in any sport. I think they're
24:45
playing the Celtics. Like people are rooting for the Knicks. Yeah,
24:48
I just like, I mean listen,
24:50
when the Knicks are good, like New York
24:52
is a basketball town first. And it's like,
24:55
they're never good. Right, but they're good now.
24:58
And, oh, not good. Yeah, he just fucking... It
25:00
must feel so good for Hank, like you're letting
25:02
it all out. Yeah, you're back. Like I see
25:04
it on your face, you're back. Well I just
25:07
had to... You are who you are. The heat,
25:09
like the heat, the heat. The heat got you
25:11
scared. I have had our number, that game two
25:13
game, and it's like, no, no, no, like we
25:16
just can't be happening. I got rattled. And then,
25:18
you know, the last two games, back
25:20
to that as well. So I said it had to
25:22
be three blows to get through the series. We did.
25:25
Our guy, Derek White, has been insane. Everything just
25:27
opens up. Yeah, the whole team has played well.
25:29
And Porzingis, don't even play
25:31
him against whatever, the Cabricks. Just
25:35
let him rest fully healthy for Knicks
25:38
or Indiana. The
25:41
Cabricks. The Mavericks
25:43
in the Cab? The Cabricks. The
25:46
Cajick. The
25:49
Cajicks. The Maviliers. The
25:53
Magiliers. It's
25:55
good to have you back. Yeah, it feels really good. You
25:57
know how like killer whales, they're dorsal fin, curly. over
26:00
when they're in captivity. That was Hank's tokate.
26:02
He's just been flown across
26:04
the country, now his dorsal fins up. Yeah,
26:06
he was a dog with his tail between
26:08
his legs. Now he's wagging his tail again,
26:11
ready to go play some ball. You're like
26:13
Miss Peaches. Yeah, mobile Miss Hank. Let me
26:15
take it. Let me kiss that tummy. Oh,
26:18
no. It's so good. It feels like a weight just
26:20
came off your shoulder because I understand the heat were
26:22
the boogie man for you. They're scary
26:24
in the fact that nothing makes sense with
26:26
the heat. But now, dude,
26:30
the magic, the Cavs. Yeah,
26:32
like you said, again, the
26:36
finals is a problem. I'm not looking
26:38
past the finals whatsoever. That's going to be a whole
26:40
different issue. We just got to hope that we
26:43
get in there well rested, poor
26:46
Zengas comes back healthy, and
26:48
the next two series in the West
26:50
are just seven games, seven games, seven games, seven
26:53
games. Yeah, you're rooting for injuries again. You're not
26:55
rooting for injuries. Absolutely want to end the record.
26:58
I want every team at full health. Okay, that's
27:00
big of you. Speaking of
27:02
full health, the Bucks are out. Giannis
27:05
never played in this series. It feels like
27:07
he was pretty close. If they got into
27:09
a game seven, he might have. Dame
27:11
came back, and the
27:13
Pacers, I mean, the Pacers played with their food
27:15
on, what was it, Tuesday night? Yeah, yeah. They
27:17
thought they could just roll out and win that
27:20
game without Dame and Giannis there. And
27:22
credits the Bucks for showing fight there, but
27:25
the Pacers are fun. They run up
27:27
and down. Hela Burton's very fun. Yeah,
27:30
they're just a fun young team. We have a lot
27:32
of that going on in the playoffs right now, and
27:34
now the Bucks, I feel like, have a lot of
27:36
questions. A lot of questions. Because the Bucks,
27:39
Giannis is still one of the
27:41
best players in the NBA, but
27:44
there's a, nah, I don't want to
27:46
die. You know what? I'm not going to get into it, because the Packers
27:48
fans are Bucks fans, and I don't, some
27:50
people could say. Wait, why
27:52
don't you text it to me, and then I'll say it.
27:54
Okay, all right. Okay. In the meantime, I'll just say that
27:56
they do have a lot of weird decisions they have to
27:58
make, because they don't know. what they're gonna
28:00
do with this new iteration of the Bucks team where
28:03
they got Dame they sacrificed defense but then Dame gets
28:05
injured, Giannis gets injured so you don't really know what
28:07
you have you don't know what pieces you truly need
28:09
next year because there wasn't a big enough sample of
28:11
work against the best teams to say where your team's
28:13
really deficient so who knows what they're gonna do they're
28:15
gonna throw a dart at the wall and figure out
28:17
whether they want to run it back whether they want
28:20
to make a big change I don't know I know
28:22
what the Bucks are gonna do but credit
28:24
to the Pacers very fun team to watch but
28:29
Hank's not worried Pat Bev, built ass,
28:31
Pat Bev ball to face emotional,
28:35
Pat Bev is an emotional guy well no he's just having
28:37
a catch I thought that was just like a cool moment
28:39
that even after they lost he was like you know sharing
28:42
a catch with one of the fans, that's a fan
28:44
for life now yeah they're like Pat Bev just giving
28:46
him a souvenir, threw me a chest pass yeah I
28:48
did Hal Burton said the reporter asked like hey I
28:51
saw you and Pat Bev exchange
28:53
words at the end like anything you want to share and
28:56
Hal Burton just goes, just came up to me and
28:58
said good series some people could ask, so if he
29:00
has something he wants to say the other thing I
29:02
wanted to say earlier about the Bucks is
29:04
that some people could argue that the Bucks championship
29:06
was a fluke because it was off the bubble
29:08
and all the teams that had to play a
29:10
long season deep into the next year got bounced
29:13
and the Nets got injured and beating Chris Paul
29:15
isn't that impressive some
29:17
people would say I disagree with
29:19
those people yeah I disagree, that was
29:21
a real championship but now the Bucks
29:23
do have some questions because it
29:26
felt like after they won their first titles like oh this
29:28
is gonna be the Bucks on top of the East for
29:30
a while now and they've had
29:32
again injuries this year were very very
29:34
important because anytime you lose Giannis and
29:37
it was last year too because Giannis
29:39
got hurt and that but two back-to-back
29:41
first round exits for this Bucks team
29:44
has a lot of people being like well what's going
29:46
on here is Doc the answer? I
29:48
don't know see that's another thing we don't know
29:51
that's probably not I'm gonna say probably he's not
29:53
the answer with Giannis you always are gonna be
29:55
contending but You
29:57
went all in with this Dean Lillard thing. Again,
30:00
The injuries are not demented, diminishing
30:02
the injuries, but. If. You're bucks
30:04
and you're definitely did. Do they have some big
30:07
questions that are com so that's our central or
30:09
if you're the bucks Gm do you go based
30:11
off the sample size you had of Dame and
30:13
yon is playing together this year and what that
30:15
looked like and then use that to figure out
30:17
where you gonna do in the off season the
30:19
movie have to make. While I mean because like
30:21
we didn't get to see them in the playoffs
30:23
together. And so you don't know
30:25
how they stack up against the best
30:27
teams when you guys are both competing
30:30
your hardest right? or like it's a
30:32
buchanan have to take a guess it
30:34
may. also were they had a a
30:36
disappointing weird year and they still were
30:38
playing for the two seed in the
30:40
last week of the season. Certified put
30:42
into perspective, are still going to be
30:44
okay with the on as as he
30:46
sat fucking good early his vast wages
30:48
Reggie Miller yeah lucrative pace is why
30:50
we did. I think that's our first
30:52
Ah series win in like ten. Years.
30:55
I. Think that's I think that's ah,
30:57
recall owls first win since he
30:59
won it all. With. The
31:01
mass. Allowed. Ensure. A.
31:03
Looks out of that's been it's been a minute.
31:06
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's gonna be a lot of
31:08
Reggie Miller talk. Hanks, right? Yeah, Pacers, Next Pacers.
31:10
Next You think that Gottlieb was ever like Reggie
31:12
Miller? It needs to fix a mechanical flaw in
31:14
his shooting. Never going to be
31:16
good. I actually thought to Gottlieb. Got.
31:19
And fair sheet for that. Was.
31:21
That he's the easiest target. Average? yeah,
31:24
but. Yeah. Anyone.
31:26
Else the dog Gottlieb. So the if you
31:28
miss into gottlieb basically was like Ah Kim
31:30
Clarke shot. Is. Bad mechanics, do
31:33
you think they'll try to work on
31:35
that? Doug Gottlieb is
31:37
gonna get shit on no matter what. Every
31:40
single professional athlete works on
31:42
their mechanics constantly. Tom Brady,
31:44
Like constantly is working was working
31:46
on projects. Tiger Woods is changes
31:48
swing three times as that question
31:50
isn't crazy. There. Might be a
31:52
better way. A more efficient way to shoot
31:54
says he going right for Caitlin Park. That's
31:57
it's. nothing. she's bad as it incredible others.
32:00
Image Tire sending a swingers was taught him
32:02
up. I think the implication every time was
32:04
that it was broken. Yeah, it's not
32:06
run a broken at ease at least.
32:08
should have phrased better live there, could
32:10
maybe be away for her to become
32:12
even better have issued Yeah Dhabi great
32:14
when for night and like every every
32:16
single professional athlete works on stuff like
32:18
that constantly. Sauna. Your I've
32:21
I recall his first series win
32:23
since when eleven overs or runs
32:25
first year. While hit.
32:28
Wait, No, I am scenery now. He
32:30
wants to play ah series in Twenty
32:32
Twenty One. Check that double
32:34
to oh no maybe not. I see. So
32:36
yeah, we last year. You're right. I see.
32:39
Yes. Six First round exit unrein. Yes,
32:41
Six Misplaced. Yeah. some. Wow. That's a
32:43
long time for really good coach. Ah
32:46
see accredited his. They're fun. They're young
32:48
to fun. They run. Of. Of
32:50
Washington's around and you miss shots on
32:52
them? Your fox? Ah, I'm. Also.
32:56
Clippers. Mavericks. Luca.
32:59
And credible caped Kyrie Greg Incredible Game
33:01
Attic we called those. Yes,
33:04
Credits us for saying that Kyrie Irving
33:06
and Lugar donde since we're gonna play
33:08
well we know ball with know we
33:10
know ball and then of the clippers
33:12
are stuck again just being like we
33:14
had the we had the opposite James
33:16
Harden. that one we I thought maybe
33:18
the extra rest but nope nope you're
33:20
in own batters Classic James Classic James
33:22
Harden I think Nick right had a
33:24
stat that he has the most games
33:26
in playoff history with ten shots in
33:28
under ten points and it's like yeah
33:30
it's like. Thirty. Of at this
33:32
is gonna be a Legacy game and corner right now
33:35
this is James Harden Legacy game and by that I
33:37
mean. I hope he scores lessons
33:39
and police not. He added the i think
33:41
declare i think the Mazur gonna win the
33:43
series if Luke is so good. If James
33:45
Horn goes out there and and drops eight
33:47
points that's the medicine as the greatest playoff
33:49
not care of all time. Yeah. That.
33:52
That one clip of Kyrie just
33:54
like. Cruising. Through every
33:56
one. So easy like he. It.
33:59
was so crazy to watch because Kyrie is such
34:01
a good ball handler. His body
34:03
was somehow out of control but his ball
34:05
handling stayed in control the whole time. Yeah,
34:07
he knows exactly what he was doing. He
34:10
processes things at such a fast speed. It's
34:13
insane. If you watch him operate in real time,
34:15
you have no idea how he gets the
34:17
ball in the basket. It
34:19
was so chaotic and it still
34:21
worked. I love watching Luca. He
34:24
does lead the league in bitching at everyone
34:27
but that's just part of his game. I think he's
34:29
one of those guys that needs to yell at fans
34:31
and refs to get going. He'll yell at the ref
34:33
after he makes a wide open three pointer. I try
34:35
to figure out what he's screaming about. I can't figure
34:38
it out. He likes to have it
34:40
be him against the world. That
34:42
game 6 and also
34:44
the magic Cavaliers game
34:47
6 is Friday night.
34:50
We'll see if we can finish those
34:52
series. It does suck that we're getting to
34:54
Kentucky Derby Saturday. We're only going to
34:56
have one NBA game. Yeah, that's tough. It's
34:59
for us. We have the nuggets
35:01
and the wolves playing your game
35:04
one. Hockey game seven. Hockey game
35:06
seven. Oh, Hank, should we talk
35:08
about it? Yeah. Have a
35:10
conversation. Bruins. The Bruins were up 3-1 in the series,
35:12
huh? Then Austin Matthews
35:14
not playing. What happened
35:16
last year in the first round? What were you
35:18
guys up? The Bruins were up 3-1, I
35:21
believe. Yeah, fights
35:23
sweeted out the stat that they're 0-6
35:25
in their last closeout, six closeout games.
35:27
But the Leafs are 2-9 in their
35:29
last 11 game sevens on the road.
35:31
Right, but that means they've won twice. Yeah.
35:35
Correct. 0-6? 0-6
35:37
in two years is almost impossible. Yeah, pretty
35:39
crazy hard. That's really crazy.
35:41
Shocking. And with Austin Matthews out. I
35:44
think the Bruins are going to win this game. Me too. Because
35:46
I think... are you in the house? I'll be in the building.
35:48
Oh, wow. So there you go.
35:51
That's all you need. Hank, did
35:53
you want the Bruins to win this game? Of
35:55
course not. Good question. Good question, Max. I guess I want the
35:57
Bruins to win. I Heard a rumor. I Heard a rumor that
35:59
before the game... It started Hanks up with
36:01
her know about went away they are
36:03
being a journalist you know he's also
36:05
the rabbit got the gun body. Ah
36:09
crap, Max's up your ass. Your
36:11
buddies power got time to zero
36:13
in this six years of his
36:15
Phillies are best even that Major
36:17
Leagues raining. So. That affects.
36:20
There's a rumor when he won eleven. Hold
36:22
on. Hold. On to have to add
36:24
around. I just wanna. Because.
36:26
This is the zags dream scenario. He's
36:28
got celebrates and dollars delays Fraser Centers
36:31
for? Yeah. Just so we're clear what
36:33
divisional in a different also in of
36:35
different Bally's division. Yeah, they're twenty and
36:37
not. We have more wins and more
36:40
losses. So different. That
36:42
about baseball. Ah
36:44
so hey, there was a
36:46
rumor. That. Before this game started
36:49
started by masses like how wait wait wait know
36:51
it. Can I get this? Before.
36:53
The game started. Hague said. Would
36:56
it be wrong if I wanted to bruins
36:58
to lose this game so I could go
37:00
to game seven? Fact.
37:03
Or fiction. That. I tried
37:05
to make sense for sec please. Tell.
37:08
Users asking questions at all I was doing.
37:10
yeah. And he didn't say
37:12
he was really said would it be wrong
37:14
We were at Houghton will do a group
37:16
of fans and there was ah. I.
37:19
Said they can internet forget who was
37:21
around outright tests I what his sports
37:23
fandom was like right? was kind of
37:25
like of attack with psych. Pop.
37:27
Quiz as an intern around, so could you add
37:29
to that question? Of course
37:31
it's bad. Yeah, it's horrible. You never job.
37:33
Right now. You're upset that you're going to
37:36
go to game seven on. Saturday.
37:39
Yeah. I was when I was reader for the Bruins win
37:41
that game. was upset when they loss has upset when will
37:43
he scored. Ah, Die what
37:46
I'd do I wish we were live for
37:48
when that the lead smile as i can
37:50
go see my like sorry know. I'm
37:54
using our. Exile.
37:56
Exile Exile Or dollars Your natural
37:58
reaction was like, yes, No. What
38:01
would you say? Oh no. No. No.
38:05
Uh... I was the only one watching
38:07
the game. Shut up, Max. You're watching, like, everyone else
38:09
was focused on the next six. I was actually watching
38:11
the Bruins. Locked in. Yeah, you were locked in
38:13
to see if you could go to game seven. That
38:16
has nothing to do with it. That's just a coincidence. It's
38:18
a coincidence, Max. Like, I will
38:21
be in Boston. It is a Saturday night. We do
38:23
have a great partner at Game Time that will be
38:25
helping me get in the game. I'm going to promote
38:27
the company. Hank, you're a company man. This is a
38:29
real thing. This is a work trade. This is a
38:32
work trade. Hank always does the company first. When
38:34
did you first inquire about getting tickets to games? After
38:36
the game. Really? Confirmed.
38:39
I'll show you the text. After the point
38:41
one second that was put back on the
38:43
clock? After well after. Okay. Hmm. Interesting.
38:47
Um, okay. Only... I had one other thing. Go
38:50
look up your text. 944 PM. Okay.
38:53
The game ended at 947 PM. No,
38:56
it didn't. That just made that up. I'm
38:58
looking at it right now. Where? Let
39:00
me see your computer. Computer froze. Hold on. I can
39:02
find it. Okay. Max,
39:05
can you look it up? Yeah, let
39:07
me pull this up real quick. Okay. Um...
39:11
947 PM, yeah. Mmm.
39:15
So you might have inquired a little early there? Nope.
39:18
There, uh, Joseph Wohl was awesome.
39:21
Their goalie was so good. Yeah, they took him
39:23
like a period to even get a shot
39:25
on goal, but... They played well.
39:28
Uh, let's see. Let's see.
39:31
Let's see, Hank. Game
39:33
seven. Final.
39:36
The Leafs posted a final at 945, so
39:39
he might be right. Of
39:43
course I'm right. Wow, Hank. He's...
39:46
I think he's... I think he's not guilty. Thank
39:49
you. Yeah. So
39:51
that was the first thing on his mind. Yes,
39:53
that's true. Good point. Good point. He couldn't have
39:56
done it faster. But wait, Hank. What time did
39:58
you say, Hank? You're absolutely right, Max. You could
40:00
have done it faster. I think Hank said 944. He said
40:02
9- Oh, I thought you said 947. What time
40:04
did you say 947? No, no, I said 947. Hank said 944.
40:07
What time did you say the text? Oh,
40:10
so you're guilty. Yeah, you guys are guilty. Guilty.
40:13
Guilty. The game was over. They
40:15
had to make a fucking whole ass graphic and
40:17
get it. You scored a goal. That's
40:20
when the Bruins were rolling 945? No, they scored
40:22
a goal. At 945? You're
40:24
going to make me do my work? No, I'm
40:26
on it right now. Right now, Boston Bruins 944. No,
40:29
that's your PFT's line. I swear to God,
40:31
look at- Because there was 0.1
40:33
seconds left in the game. Yeah, yeah, the game
40:35
wasn't over. The game wasn't over. Big Cat right
40:37
there. All right. Yep, 944. Bruins
40:41
tweeted out, Hank- Yeah, no. The liar.
40:43
The liar. No, it was an ass. The
40:46
liar. I
40:49
waited till- whatever. Okay,
40:51
so Hank's very excited that the Bruins are going to game
40:53
seven. Hank's very excited. He's
40:56
going to game seven. I'm excited to have
40:58
a chance to advance. Bruins going
41:00
to play well. Reverse
41:02
the curse. Oh, Max, I have one last thing to give anything
41:04
to say to Jerry O'Connell. He's all up
41:06
your ass. Yeah, no, it was a master class
41:08
that he put on me tonight and I
41:11
didn't really know how to respond to it. I
41:14
didn't know he was an X fan, number one, but
41:17
he's been on my ass and congrats to
41:19
him. He graduated- Here's your loss, real say,
41:21
O'Connell. Just me and you, friction
41:23
boy. Just
41:25
me and you, friction boy. What
41:29
do you think? Friction boy? Friction boy.
41:31
Wait, we got this one. It's my favorite.
41:34
James Bay! Put
41:36
your legs back, James! He
41:42
also- he also- Jerry is so
41:44
committed to this show. He even
41:47
used Max's Little League pronunciation of his
41:49
name in this one. Yeah,
41:53
yeah! Maxie Delankey!
41:56
Little Youth's mom! Little
41:59
Youth's mom! Using it as one
42:01
word is also taking the key to a new level.
42:05
People are also tweeting at me that on
42:07
his talk show today that he was talking
42:09
shit on. Good. I
42:11
never saw the clip of it. I'm imagining
42:14
his fans that go to see Jerry Hillcottle's
42:16
talk show. He's taking like 30
42:18
seconds to just rub one in Max DeLente's
42:20
face. And they're just so
42:22
confused. But Jerry's loving every second. Yeah, if
42:24
someone could find that clip. Are you small?
42:27
Let's just give... Hank, that's what you have
42:29
to look forward to. You
42:31
versus Jerry. Oh my God. Yeah. Jerry
42:34
be all up your ass. Well, they gotta get past the Pacers. We might have to
42:36
get him out of here. Yeah. You
42:39
gotta get past whoever you're playing. The Khadjic. I
42:42
think if you combine the teams, you probably win. Yeah. This
42:46
cocky hanko just building them up, building them up. Build them up.
42:49
All right, he's not picking up. He's
42:51
probably just... He's probably running around
42:53
the streets. All right. We'll have him on
42:55
though if you play the... If it's self-explanation
42:58
next. Last thing I had... Dion
43:01
Sanders should probably stay off Twitter. Yeah.
43:05
The thing about Dion is when
43:08
Colorado's winning and everything's
43:10
working, he's super entertaining. He
43:12
gets people talking about college football, which is good.
43:14
Yeah. New rivalries forming. That's
43:17
good. He also
43:19
has been going after former players on Twitter. Not great.
43:21
Which is not a good look for a coach. And
43:23
then what I didn't like is he's now... He'll
43:29
backtrack his way into using
43:31
a quote from the Bible. That then
43:34
also justifies why he's hating on this
43:36
19-year-old kid. Right. Dion
43:39
wants to be treated like a player
43:41
sometimes. Right. Like the man. You've
43:44
got the player mentality. You've got the player mentality. But you
43:46
also have to be a good
43:48
person to the players that you come across that
43:50
you might not even... Like he inherited that guy
43:52
as the guy that's on the team. And then
43:54
to be cyberbullying him
43:56
over his stats and stuff like that.
43:59
Yeah. should probably stop doing that. Yeah,
44:01
I mean we are Dionne fans, people
44:03
know that, we're biased in that respect, so
44:06
when we say that he's going too far and
44:08
should stay off Twitter, you know that he's gone
44:11
probably well too far to stay off Twitter.
44:13
Way too far. Just one of
44:15
those things like, what are you winning right
44:17
here, Dionne? There's nothing to
44:20
gain from doing that. I understand
44:22
defending your son, but other
44:24
than that, let your sons do it. Like
44:27
I think Shidora Sanders is like, well actually that was
44:29
a little weird too. Because he
44:31
was talking, because he's the coach's son and he's
44:33
talking shit to a former player, and I'm like,
44:36
oh you must have been mid because we didn't
44:38
even remember you. And that seems like it's stupid
44:40
too. Making it clear that the two of them
44:43
had talked about this guy. Right, right. Yeah.
44:46
So yeah. And that kid, he was one of the guys that
44:48
tried to stick around. Yeah. Tried to like
44:50
adapt to Dionne's system, the new regime, and he
44:52
tried to make it work and apparently Dionne just
44:54
wouldn't give him the time of day, which that's
44:57
also reality in college football. If the
44:59
coach doesn't think that you're good enough to play, you're
45:01
going to be treated like less than nothing. Might as
45:03
well be invisible. But then to have
45:05
that same coach dunk on you online later,
45:08
that seems like it should be
45:10
beneath any college coach. Yeah, he
45:12
should stay off Twitter and
45:15
maybe learn the lesson that it's not
45:17
nothing, you don't win on this. You
45:20
lose, you lost. He lost in that exchange.
45:23
All right, anything else? Oh, Justin Fields
45:25
might return kicks. Yeah. I'm
45:27
pulling in somewhere, I was just smiling. I told you. I
45:30
hope he doesn't. Maybe Lamar? He would be electric,
45:33
but I hope he doesn't, because why would he ever do
45:35
that? I think, I don't know, maybe. He's not. Just
45:37
get the ball in his hands. I like watching him
45:39
run. He's not, I
45:42
still think he's going to play at some point
45:44
this season for the Steelers, but even if he
45:46
doesn't play, being a backup
45:49
and being like, I'm not returning kicks, because
45:51
what will happen is Justin Fields will return
45:53
a touchdown and then he will be boxing
45:55
to return kicks. I think it's going to be the quarter L
45:57
Patterson. Yeah. So, the one thing I'm looking
45:59
for, forward to a lot about this. Actually, there's
46:01
a lot of things I'm looking forward to about this
46:04
NFL season. I wish it started tomorrow. I agree. I'm
46:06
starting to get the itch. I can't wait for it.
46:08
I haven't been at Me Too. Been this exciting in
46:10
years for the NFL season. I'm starting to get really
46:12
close to sending out my first. I can't wait for
46:15
college football tweet. It has to come organic. It has
46:17
to be when I'm just daydreaming and just thinking like,
46:19
damn, I can't wait for this. So one thing I'm
46:21
really excited about though is with the new kickoff rules,
46:24
watching teams absolutely screw it up. Oh, yeah. And
46:27
like everyone's going to think that they've got a
46:29
new system, a new way that they can take
46:31
advantage of the new kickoff, and half
46:33
of them are going to feel hilariously. Yes.
46:36
And that's what I'm looking forward to watching. Yes. It's going to
46:38
be great. Some coach thinking that it's cooking. It's going to be
46:40
great. Yeah. Okay. Happy we
46:42
got Cocky Hank back. Happy
46:46
Max is dealing with this somewhat
46:49
well. I'm happy Max isn't sad. Are
46:52
you sad? I mean, I'm definitely sad. We've
46:55
seen sad Max before, and this pales in
46:57
comparison. It's different. It's different.
46:59
Yeah. And I'm happy. Max
47:01
earlier was like, would it be bad if I wanted a sixer to lose this
47:03
or this would be over? Did you say
47:06
that's true? That is not true. What
47:08
time did you say that? I think you did say at one point,
47:10
I just want to get it. I just want to be out of
47:12
here. I was talking about
47:14
your like the physical space. Oh, occupying.
47:16
Yeah, he was like, probably I hate
47:18
that gambling game. I will
47:20
never have a win in that way. I don't want to
47:23
be here anymore. You have had wins there. Name
47:25
one. Oh, that's a good
47:27
question. Oh, no, no, no. That
47:30
was the worst. That was the
47:32
worst. That was the worst win. That was seven point
47:34
favor. That was the worst win in
47:36
the history of wins. Oh, you beat the Cowboys
47:38
in there. That's the only game. I had one
47:40
game in my mind. That's the only one. What
47:43
about when you guys took a
47:45
lead in the NLCS? Lost.
47:48
Yeah, but you had wins. Not
47:51
in that room. To get there. Yeah,
47:54
actually, that room's been really bad because I was even
47:56
thinking like the series. The Cowboys
47:58
game's the only one. The Braves was
48:01
the old office. Yeah big Dom
48:03
game. They lost that game
48:05
by a lot. Oh, I forgot what a
48:07
lot Alright, let's not play that remember that
48:09
was the Niners Evo just run I
48:14
thought they won the big Dom game. Yeah,
48:16
really good interviews coming up Yeah We have
48:18
so Randy Moss talking Kentucky Derby Keith Yandell
48:20
one of our also good friends talking some
48:22
puck and then we have a Weird
48:26
brainstorming session for fire fest that I thought was very
48:28
yeah, it takes a lot of a lot of twists
48:30
and turns We need some help. We need I need
48:32
some help with my words and I also we need
48:34
some help on an idea and How
48:36
to make it funny Let's kick
48:38
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48:40
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Okay, here he is Randy Moss. Okay, we now welcome on a very,
51:00
very, very, very special guest. He's one
51:13
of our favorite guests long
51:15
time. I mean, we say this
51:17
every year Randy Moss, but uh,
51:19
the, I think
51:21
you were probably the first three months
51:23
of pardon my take history. You had,
51:26
you had no obligation to give two idiots
51:29
a shot and hop on this podcast as
51:31
it was kind of a bit at first
51:33
and then we became friends. But I can't
51:35
tell you every single time we get to
51:37
Kentucky Derby week, the amount of people
51:39
who tweet me being like Randy Moss, right?
51:41
Randy Moss, Randy Moss. So it's
51:44
great to see you. It is Kentucky Derby week.
51:47
Um, I have a question that's
51:49
not horse related first. Superbowl
51:51
week. Did boomer and Gio try
51:53
to steal our bit? Do they steal our bit?
51:58
Boomer and Gio. had no damn
52:00
idea who they were getting, right? I was
52:03
there to help, you know, promote horse racing.
52:05
They asked me to come and all that.
52:08
You know, they thought they were getting Randy Moss
52:10
the football player. And who wouldn't want Randy Moss
52:12
the football player on Super Bowl week as opposed
52:15
to, you know, the OG white ball Randy Moss?
52:17
Yep. But yeah, it
52:19
was, it went viral. It went viral
52:21
that week when they realized at
52:23
the last minute who they were going
52:25
to be getting. So it was pretty funny.
52:28
That wasn't a bit then. I wasn't sure. I
52:30
wasn't sure. We're just going to do the yeah,
52:32
because I think the first time we had you
52:35
on, we might have asked you only like Minnesota
52:37
Vikings and New England Patriots related questions. But
52:40
yeah, it's good to have you back on. The
52:42
very first time I was on, we played
52:44
race source or porn star. Yeah,
52:46
you were really good at that game. You're really good
52:48
at that. Yeah, you knew your porn star. Yeah, you're
52:50
a porn guy. And after
52:53
that, my wife told me you will never
52:55
go on part of my game again. And
52:59
now she's a big fan. Oh, you want
53:01
her over. It's a beautiful story. It's a
53:04
beautiful story. All right. So it is Kentucky
53:06
Derby week. Let's start with the
53:08
guy that looms over everything. Every single
53:10
Kentucky Derby week. It is Bob Baffert
53:12
who will not be involved. His
53:15
horse, Muth, who probably would be,
53:17
you could tell me would be very much
53:19
in the running to win this race will
53:22
not be there. What's
53:24
the latest? I read a story last night
53:26
that essentially was like Bob Baffert just isn't
53:28
sorry enough. So
53:31
you tell us from your angle
53:33
what's happening and what will
53:35
happen going forward and is there that
53:37
feeling that not an asterisk but there's
53:40
a horse out there, a three year old that
53:42
could compete in this race that won't be in
53:44
this race. So Bob Baffert
53:46
had a couple of horses that would have been
53:48
in this year's Kentucky Derby in
53:50
a normal year. Muth won the Arkansas
53:52
Derby. He probably would be the third
53:54
betting choice, the third favorite if he
53:56
were here. And he also had another
53:58
horse who had finished. second imagination
54:01
in the Santa Anita version. So you would
54:03
have had two horses kind of
54:05
front and center. I mean, we know, we all
54:07
know that because of the Medina
54:09
spirit disqualification in 2021
54:12
Churchill Downs ruled him off for two years. Right.
54:15
That was the deal. Two years. If
54:18
he had no more medication violations after
54:20
two years, then he'd be welcomed back
54:22
to Churchill Downs. And then last July,
54:24
suddenly kind of out of the blue,
54:27
Churchill Downs said that they were extending the
54:30
band from two years to three years as
54:32
a justification. They cited a comment
54:35
that Baffert made on
54:37
Fox in an interview saying that they had to
54:39
do anything over again. He would
54:41
do everything exactly the same. And that apparently
54:44
angered Churchill Downs. In my
54:46
opinion, the reason
54:48
why Churchill Downs extended the band,
54:51
they didn't tell me this, I'm reading the tea leaves here.
54:54
This is the 150th anniversary of the
54:56
Kentucky Derby. It means a
54:59
lot to Churchill Downs,
55:01
this 150th anniversary. I
55:03
think they realized that if Baffert had
55:06
come back to the Kentucky Derby this
55:08
year, he would be one
55:11
of the main stories. Bob
55:13
Baffert being back would almost
55:15
overshadow the storyline of the
55:17
150th Kentucky Derby. And
55:20
I didn't think that after all was said
55:22
and done, they wanted that to
55:24
happen. And I don't
55:26
think they wanted the possibility of Bill
55:29
Carstangen, the head of Churchill Downs, presenting
55:32
the trophy for the 150th Derby to
55:34
Bob Baffert in
55:36
the winner's circle. Okay, that makes sense
55:39
in theory. But if you're looking at it from a
55:41
perspective of what's going to get the most buzz going,
55:43
what's going to get the most people to tune in,
55:45
what's going to be the biggest story, you
55:48
could argue that Bob Baffert coming back to Bad
55:50
Boy Returns, it's like a wrestling storyline, Bad Boy
55:52
Returns, 150th anniversary, if he does happen to
55:56
win, that feels like that is a win for
55:58
horse racing overall, if that happens. I
56:01
think you're absolutely right and what wins for horse
56:03
racing in my opinion is the best horses being
56:05
in the Kentucky Derby and this year All the
56:07
best three-year-olds are not in the Kentucky Derby. So
56:10
that's where I come down on it
56:12
Also, I also love the idea that
56:14
this dynamic between Bob Baffert and Churchill Downs
56:16
is just exactly that at the tension
56:18
scene in Breakfast Club Yeah, where he just
56:21
says one thing like another yeah, I'll
56:23
say sorry and really mean it and
56:25
then he'd be back Yeah,
56:27
and now that this thing was in court
56:29
up until like a week ago because the
56:31
owner of move I Challenged
56:34
the extra year suspension not Baffert.
56:36
It was Amherst Zidane who owned
56:39
Medina Spirit and he also owned
56:41
move Amherst Zidane pointed
56:43
out that He
56:45
played he took Churchill Downs at
56:47
their word That if
56:49
Baffert had no more medication violations that they
56:51
would be they would welcome me back after
56:53
two years And he said I went
56:55
out bought ten million dollars worth of horses on
56:58
the assumption that Baffert would get to train my horses
57:00
If they made it to the Kentucky Derby and then
57:03
I got the rug pulled out from underneath them. Yeah
57:06
But he filed that lawsuit very very
57:08
late in the game just four weeks
57:11
Before the Derby right after the horse won the
57:13
Arkansas Derby. So yeah, I think the timing is
57:15
what did him in more than anything Yeah So
57:18
it does lead us to an interesting Kentucky
57:20
Derby Like you said not all the best
57:22
three-year-olds are in this race and I was
57:24
looking at it last night Fierceness
57:27
who is going to be the favorite on
57:29
Kentucky. He's favorite right now Micro poli
57:31
shout out micro poli our guy who
57:34
helped us get Rick patino on the podcast, but
57:36
fierceness looks like He's
57:39
a class above everyone else in terms of speed
57:41
like the speed ratings for a lot of these
57:43
horses are just not What
57:45
it doesn't look like what a Kentucky
57:47
Derby should normally look like is
57:49
this a situation? Where fierceness like
57:51
you have to include them in your bets
57:54
and this horse is just better than everyone
57:56
else. I If
57:58
all the horses run their best
58:00
races. Fierceness wins the
58:02
race hands down. Calent wise,
58:05
Fierceness is probably three or four
58:07
lengths better than any other horse in
58:09
the field. But right now
58:11
you mentioned that Fierceness is the favorite. I hope
58:13
this music's not too loud behind me. I'm in
58:15
the new paddock by the way. No, you're good.
58:17
It looks good. Right? See? Yeah.
58:19
I always want to give you guys up close
58:22
and personal. Like remember when I got under the
58:24
saw webbing at the Bretonys and the ones that
58:26
he made. Yeah. Yeah. So that's why
58:28
I'm in the paddock. Anyway, back to
58:31
Fierceness. The only drawback
58:34
about Fierceness who is right now
58:36
an eight to five favorite is
58:38
that he's had a couple of races on his form
58:41
where he was terrible. The
58:44
Holy Ball, the race before the Florida Derby,
58:46
he had a little bit of an excuse
58:48
but he still underperformed. And
58:51
you know, there's that inconsistency
58:53
in his form that
58:56
is making a lot of people look
58:58
elsewhere especially at the eight to five
59:00
price. And he's running 17th
59:02
in the 17th position, right? Yeah,
59:05
but that's good. He's
59:07
a speed horse and he
59:09
doesn't want to be down inside where his hand
59:11
is forced. So if they
59:14
could have picked their post position, they would have
59:16
picked 16, 17, 18, somewhere
59:19
out there. So that worked perfectly for them. He's
59:21
had a scratch. He was 17 now he's 16.
59:25
There may even be more another scratch who
59:27
knows but they wanted to be outside. So
59:29
that's a good thing. But if you it
59:31
on paper and I know
59:33
you know the Kentucky Derby, you don't often get
59:36
to say this on paper, it
59:38
looks essentially like a two horse race
59:40
between Fierceness and a horse belt Sierra
59:42
Leone. And right now Sierra Leone is
59:44
six to one. Right. So
59:47
I think Fierceness is the most
59:49
likely winner. But the
59:51
discrepancy of eight to five and six to
59:54
one is very, very
59:56
tempting, given Fierceness is inconsistency
59:58
from the past. Alright, so you
1:00:01
mentioned, so he's gonna be running out of 16,
1:00:03
but he will be wearing the 17 silks,
1:00:06
right? Correct, correct. 17 saddle-town
1:00:08
number. Well, wait, wait, wait, wait. Uh,
1:00:11
yes, 17 saddle-town number, correct. Okay,
1:00:13
so we are superstitious guys, and you probably
1:00:15
know this as well. 17,
1:00:18
the number 17 has never won the Kentucky
1:00:20
Derby. 44 years, never won the Kentucky Derby.
1:00:22
How does that not play into this, Randy?
1:00:25
It has nothing whatsoever to do with it.
1:00:27
Come on, it has to be something, it
1:00:29
has to be something. It's,
1:00:31
it's just coincidence. 18 is
1:00:33
one, right? 18 would be worse than
1:00:35
17. 19 is one, 20 is one.
1:00:39
Exactly. Rich Strike wore, what, 21 or 22? I think he
1:00:41
wore 21. You're
1:00:43
proving why 17 is unlucky. Yeah, you're making our
1:00:46
point for us. 44 is not a, 44 years
1:00:49
is not a coincidence. You
1:00:51
guys are gonna, or hit me on jinxes? Yeah,
1:00:53
yeah. I mean, the fact that he's wearing
1:00:55
17, but he's, he's racing out of 16th position, that's
1:01:01
not going to be a win for 17 though, even
1:01:03
if he does win, right? Officially in the record books,
1:01:05
we're still going to say the 17th position
1:01:07
has not won. Yeah. Okay, well, how
1:01:09
about looking at it this way? All right, 15 is
1:01:11
one, 16 is one, 18, 19, 20. 17 is badly overdue. Oh,
1:01:17
I don't know. I don't know about that. You're trying to
1:01:19
time the market. Yeah, I don't know about that. Advisors
1:01:21
say not to do that. I think that's a bad
1:01:23
idea. I think it's a bad idea. All
1:01:25
right, so Sierra Leone, the second
1:01:28
favorite, talk
1:01:30
to me about this horse, because this horse, I watched
1:01:32
a couple of races that
1:01:34
this horse has run, and the
1:01:37
MO for this horse is going to slow
1:01:39
start, finish strong, which
1:01:41
you don't, isn't always easy when it comes to Kentucky
1:01:44
Derby with the amount of horses in the field and
1:01:46
the traffic that could be there. So are you concerned
1:01:48
at all about the fact that traffic is going to
1:01:50
be a problem? I think it might be a little
1:01:52
muddy. You never want the mud in your eyes. Are
1:01:55
you worried at all about Sierra Leone coming
1:01:58
from the back in a... huge,
1:02:00
huge field? No. Okay.
1:02:03
No, I'm not worried at all. And, and here's
1:02:05
why. The first
1:02:08
of all, if you go back historically and you look
1:02:10
at the Kentucky derbies, I go back and look at
1:02:12
the last 30 years, if you have access to the
1:02:14
charts and things like that, and this
1:02:16
whole mantra that has developed over the
1:02:18
years of the 20 horse
1:02:21
field in the Kentucky Derby, making it
1:02:23
a rough race, making it a crap
1:02:25
shoot, the best horse doesn't win. They
1:02:27
get stopped in traffic. It's
1:02:29
all BS probably 70 to
1:02:31
80% of the horses that win
1:02:34
the Kentucky Derby. If you go back and look at the
1:02:36
charts and you ask yourself in hindsight,
1:02:39
was this horse the best horse
1:02:41
in the race? Right. Looking back
1:02:43
in hindsight, it's all,
1:02:45
it's usually yes. Despite the
1:02:47
traffic, despite the running style part
1:02:50
two to that, there should
1:02:52
be a fairly contentious early pace. It
1:02:54
almost always is in the Kentucky Derby.
1:02:56
And when that happens, it
1:02:59
spreads out the horses, right? They're going
1:03:01
kind of fast early. So it creates
1:03:03
more gaps all the way back to
1:03:05
the last place horse. There's more of a
1:03:07
gap between first and last when the pace is kind
1:03:10
of fast. And that means a
1:03:12
little less traffic for the come from behinders
1:03:14
back there to have to navigate through to
1:03:16
get to the front. And you've also got,
1:03:18
you know, 20 of
1:03:20
the best jockeys in the United States and some
1:03:22
of the best jockeys in the world. So
1:03:25
typically they can, they can find a way
1:03:27
to do it. The cream usually rises to
1:03:29
the top. So in terms of the jockeys,
1:03:32
what's one jockey that you're looking at this
1:03:34
week that will get the most out of
1:03:36
their horse and provide good value maybe on,
1:03:38
on whatever the betting line closes at. There
1:03:40
might be a long shot, but they've got a great jockey that
1:03:42
might work their way into the top three. Never,
1:03:45
ever, ever handicapped the jockeys in
1:03:47
the Kentucky Derby. Because
1:03:49
they're all good. They're
1:03:52
all good. The difference between Joel
1:03:54
Rosario and I read our
1:03:56
teams and Tyler Gaffling at
1:03:59
home and Jose. A or T's
1:04:01
and Flavian Pratt is so
1:04:03
minute, right? There may be
1:04:05
a very slight difference in between
1:04:08
one and the other if they get into
1:04:10
a particular situation in the race. But you
1:04:12
never can predict if that situation is going
1:04:14
to transpire or not. They're
1:04:16
so evenly matched that you just
1:04:18
have to go into it with the assumption that you're
1:04:20
going to get a good ride or she's going to
1:04:23
run up to its potential and just focus on the
1:04:25
horse and not the rider. Now,
1:04:28
I think we do this every single year, Randy.
1:04:31
We try to talk ourselves into
1:04:33
a Japanese horse who won in
1:04:35
the UAE or the Saudi Arabia
1:04:38
Derby. We do this every single
1:04:40
year. So this year, forever
1:04:42
young, what are
1:04:44
we telling ourselves? I'm sick of basically being
1:04:46
sold on these Japanese horses flying all the
1:04:48
way around the world and then coming here
1:04:51
and everybody like, watch out for them. It
1:04:53
never works out. Tell me
1:04:56
how this is going to be different this year. Well,
1:04:58
there's really only been one
1:05:01
of them that had a legitimate chance and
1:05:03
that was last year at Dermis Sotogake. And,
1:05:06
you know, he ran six.
1:05:09
He ran okay. He put himself in good
1:05:11
position at the top of the stretch. I
1:05:13
thought he was going to be good enough
1:05:15
to win and he wasn't. So,
1:05:18
you know, the sample size is not all that
1:05:20
big. This year, forever young is
1:05:22
the most accomplished with any Japanese horse that's
1:05:25
ever come over here. He's
1:05:27
a perfect five for five lifetime, but
1:05:29
I've got two concerns about forever young
1:05:31
that would keep me from being super
1:05:34
confident in him. Right? Gallop wise, he's as
1:05:36
good as any of them except Fiercen. But
1:05:40
he traveled 5,000 miles to
1:05:42
get from Japan to Saudi Arabia.
1:05:45
He won the Saudi Derby. Then he hopped
1:05:47
over to Dubai, not very far. He won
1:05:49
the UAE Derby. Then he traveled 7,000 miles
1:05:53
to get here after he
1:05:55
won the UAE Derby. His Japanese
1:05:57
trainer through a translator was quoted
1:05:59
as saying. that when he made
1:06:01
the trip from Tokyo to Saudi
1:06:03
Arabia, he did not travel well.
1:06:06
The travel bothered him. And
1:06:08
it took him a while to get
1:06:10
back into his rhythm. With
1:06:13
this source, the travel over was
1:06:15
delayed by a week because of
1:06:17
logistical problems from Dubai to the
1:06:20
United States, right? He
1:06:22
had to fly from Dubai to Frankfurt,
1:06:24
from Frankfurt to Chicago, Chicago, a 42-hour
1:06:26
quarantine into a van, six hours to
1:06:29
turn the lounge. If
1:06:31
he didn't travel well from Saudi, from
1:06:33
Japan to Saudi, it concerns me
1:06:37
that, you know, he's going to be a little
1:06:39
bit less than 100% because of the travel all
1:06:41
the way into here. The other thing, the
1:06:44
trainer seems to be borderline
1:06:48
obsessive about
1:06:50
keeping this horse out of
1:06:52
this kickback spray in his face.
1:06:56
And if he tries to do that in the Kentucky
1:06:58
Derby with 20 horses, the only
1:07:00
way to do it would be to take him to
1:07:02
the far outside. And
1:07:04
in that case, he would have an impossibly
1:07:06
wide trip and he'd be completely screwed. So
1:07:09
because of those two factors, I'm
1:07:12
not as confident about forever young
1:07:14
running well as I
1:07:16
was last year with German Saudi guys.
1:07:18
But he is a very, very talented,
1:07:21
very, very determined and accomplished trainer. Another
1:07:24
crazy story is that Jason Wirth actually owns one
1:07:26
of these racehorses or he owns at least like
1:07:28
10% of one of the horses, right? Is it
1:07:30
Dornak or Dornak? Yeah, Dornak. Dornak
1:07:32
breaks from post position number one. He'll probably
1:07:34
set the early base. Yeah,
1:07:37
Jason is just now sort of getting
1:07:39
started in the horse business, just dabbling
1:07:41
in it. And
1:07:43
you know, it's such a long shot for someone
1:07:45
to just buy a few horses and not spend
1:07:47
an astronomical amount of money. And yet
1:07:50
have a horse in the Kentucky Derby. Yeah. I
1:07:53
talked to him yesterday back there in the barn area. He's
1:07:55
over the moon about it. A really good guy. He
1:07:58
realizes how lucky. gotten right off
1:08:00
the bat. Yeah, that's crazy to just get started. I think he's
1:08:02
been doing this for like three years and he has a horse
1:08:04
in the Derby in the third year. It's
1:08:06
insane. Now is the horse, is it
1:08:09
a filly? No,
1:08:11
it's a horse who actually happens
1:08:13
to be a full brother, meaning
1:08:15
the same sire and the
1:08:18
same dam as Mage,
1:08:21
last year's Kentucky Derby winner. It's
1:08:23
never happened that two horses
1:08:25
out of the same sire and mare both
1:08:27
won the Kentucky Derby. It's a
1:08:29
historic history of Dornak to manage to go wire to
1:08:32
wire from the inside. The odds are in the manning
1:08:34
brothers. Is there any
1:08:36
nepotism concerns? Do you think that Mage
1:08:38
maybe told him, hey, this is how
1:08:40
you want to run the race? Are
1:08:42
we worried about that? I mean, the
1:08:45
nepotism with Seattle Slough throughout the years
1:08:47
has been ridiculous. Maybe
1:08:50
they hooked up a little FaceTime with Mage
1:08:52
and Dornak here in the week before the
1:08:54
Kentucky Derby, right? All right, dumb question. Do
1:08:56
they know their brothers? No.
1:08:59
Like if they see each other, are they like, yo, you look
1:09:01
like me? Well, who
1:09:04
knows, right? No
1:09:07
one has any idea if a horse
1:09:09
would actually recognize that. There
1:09:12
are some people who believe, and
1:09:14
I can't argue with them necessarily. I mean, you
1:09:16
can't factor this into your hand at that, but
1:09:18
there are some people who believe that horses can
1:09:20
be in the paddock, right? Before they
1:09:22
even get to the racetrack, and you
1:09:24
can have eight or 10 horses together in the paddock,
1:09:27
and they're getting ready to, which is where I am,
1:09:29
obviously, right here, by the way, and they're getting ready
1:09:31
to go out and run in a race. And some
1:09:33
people believe that one horse can look at another horse
1:09:35
and say, oh, shit, I can't
1:09:37
beat that horse. Mentally
1:09:40
weak. I love it. Yeah.
1:09:43
Yeah. I know. Well,
1:09:45
what about- Who knows? I believe that now. I
1:09:47
absolutely believe that. Horses can
1:09:50
have friends. I know that. Can they
1:09:52
have enemies like rivals or their horses that look
1:09:54
at another specific horse and be like, I fucking
1:09:56
hate that horse. I'm going to run faster. You
1:09:58
know, this is it. It's funny that you
1:10:00
would say that when I first started coming to
1:10:03
Kentucky, I took a trip to,
1:10:05
uh, to some farms in
1:10:07
Lexington and I went to a spin
1:10:09
thrift farm, big farm, and
1:10:11
they had a firm, the triple crown
1:10:14
winner there. Who was a
1:10:16
very entertaining horses. He was said to
1:10:18
be one of the most intelligent horses, uh,
1:10:20
good horses that ever lived, right? A
1:10:23
very, very smart horse. He
1:10:25
actually used to play a game where the tour
1:10:27
of people would be up, including me would
1:10:29
be up at the fence, watching him in the back
1:10:31
of the grassy paddock. And then he
1:10:33
would come charging full speed right at the people.
1:10:36
And it looked like he was going to just run right
1:10:38
into the fence and he would wait till they scattered and
1:10:41
ran away. And then he would come to a screeching stop
1:10:43
and just really entertained him to be able
1:10:46
to scatter the people like that. Well, his
1:10:48
sire was in the paddock
1:10:51
next door, exclusive native. And
1:10:53
the guy that took care of them told me
1:10:55
that they hated each other. I
1:11:00
would try to, they would try to fight
1:11:02
over the fence and they would sometimes race each
1:11:04
other up and down the fence line, but
1:11:06
they did not like each other at all. So it
1:11:08
was like a little, uh, what do you call that?
1:11:10
Adipus? Adipus complex. Yeah. I
1:11:13
like that. No love lost between the
1:11:15
two. All right. So talking about the
1:11:17
whole field, give us some, uh, long
1:11:20
shots that you are
1:11:22
looking at, maybe including in
1:11:24
your, uh, exotics. I I'll throw one out there
1:11:26
that maybe you could tell me is stupid, but uh,
1:11:29
the horse mystic Dan just looking at the speed
1:11:31
figures is probably the second fastest horse if they
1:11:33
all ran their top speed that they've run in
1:11:36
the past. Um, is that stupid to
1:11:38
include him in anything? Uh,
1:11:41
wait until you see the racetrack
1:11:43
condition on Saturday, the, the, the
1:11:46
speed figure you're talking about was,
1:11:48
uh, in Arkansas at Oakland park at a
1:11:51
trade, a race called the Southwest States, where
1:11:53
it was a muddy racetrack. And
1:11:56
he absolutely ran a freakishly good
1:11:58
race coming down. on the stretch.
1:12:00
He came back next start on a fast
1:12:03
race track in the Arkansas Derby and wasn't
1:12:05
nearly as effective. Now that's
1:12:07
not a lot of evidence, just two races to
1:12:09
say that Man this World's Love is a muddy
1:12:11
race track, but it's supposed to rain.
1:12:14
Friday it's supposed to rain maybe Saturday morning.
1:12:17
If the track is muddy, it's for the Kentucky
1:12:19
Derby and Bistic Dan
1:12:21
is sitting on the board at 35 to 1, you
1:12:25
could do a whole lot worse than to make
1:12:27
that assumption. Okay, and then what else? What
1:12:29
other horses should we have our eyes on
1:12:31
where you're like, okay, this horse is
1:12:33
something you want to include? Yeah, two
1:12:36
of the mid price long shots that I like. 16 to
1:12:39
1 right now in the bedding is a
1:12:41
horse called Just a Touch, who
1:12:43
was second to Sierra Leone in
1:12:46
the bluegrass. And he's a horse that's getting better and better
1:12:48
and better. He's only had three races, just
1:12:51
like Just a Five years ago.
1:12:53
So he's very inexperienced, theoretically improving.
1:12:56
And then at, he's 16 to 1. And
1:12:58
then at 17 to 1, there's a horse
1:13:00
called Honor Marie, who
1:13:02
was second in the Louisiana Derby, who
1:13:05
had already shown last year that
1:13:07
he loves Churchill Down. And
1:13:10
he's looked really good here in workouts
1:13:12
in the morning. Just a Touch is up
1:13:14
close to the face. Honor Marie will be back there
1:13:16
with Sierra Leone towards the back of
1:13:18
the pack. But both those horses, I think have
1:13:20
a really good chance, you know, to
1:13:22
sort of sneak into the trifectas
1:13:25
and the superfectives. So the horse that right now
1:13:27
has a third best odds, maybe, I don't know
1:13:29
what the scratches are, but catching freedom is right
1:13:32
now, I think eight to one. I don't
1:13:34
know if that's current. But we haven't
1:13:36
talked about him. He seems to be right
1:13:39
in the conversation. What do you think about him? He
1:13:42
ran a really good race to win the Louisiana
1:13:44
Derby, right? Honor Marie was second. He beat Honor
1:13:46
Marie by a length in there. They were last
1:13:48
and next to last in the
1:13:50
early part of the race. So just
1:13:52
like Sierra Leone, you know, those horses
1:13:54
will all be way back at the
1:13:56
back of the pack. I think they found out
1:13:58
something in that race about He didn't
1:14:00
break very well, and he had never
1:14:03
been that far back before, and that was the best race of
1:14:05
his life. And I think they
1:14:07
found out that's the way he wants to run. But
1:14:09
he's still going to have to improve, I think,
1:14:12
from that race into
1:14:14
the Kentucky Derby, but no, he's
1:14:16
definitely not without a chance. So
1:14:19
you're in the new paddock right now. I know
1:14:21
that they've changed the track up a little bit,
1:14:23
aren't they? They nerfed the track. They made it
1:14:25
softer. They're trying to not have a
1:14:27
repeat of what happened last year. What changes
1:14:30
have been made to the actual surface of the track? It's
1:14:33
the composition of the track. It's
1:14:35
the percentages of sand, silt, and
1:14:37
clay. They bought some new
1:14:39
equipment to take care of the track a little bit
1:14:41
better. One
1:14:44
of the things that's going to be interesting, I
1:14:46
think, is that there's a higher percentage of clay,
1:14:48
apparently, in the track. And
1:14:50
if you know anything about farming or whatever, I don't,
1:14:52
or whatever it is, clay
1:14:54
holds moisture more than sand
1:14:56
and silt. This track
1:14:58
was always known as a track
1:15:00
that dried very, very quickly because
1:15:03
it had a higher percentage of sand. And
1:15:06
now with more clay in the track, there is
1:15:08
at least some concern with the trainers back there
1:15:10
that if it rains Friday and it
1:15:13
rains Saturday morning that the track may not
1:15:15
dry as quickly on Kentucky Derby Day as
1:15:17
it has in the past. That
1:15:20
might be the most immediate impact that we see.
1:15:23
Yeah. Talking
1:15:25
about Friday, you usually give us something on the
1:15:27
Kentucky Oaks. You will be
1:15:29
on the broadcast. We'll see you all weekend. So
1:15:31
what do you think in Kentucky Oaks for people
1:15:33
who want to start on Friday? Look, I'll give
1:15:35
you some horses to bet Friday
1:15:38
and Saturday, right? Okay. In
1:15:41
the Kentucky Oaks, we'll start with the Kentucky Oaks on Friday.
1:15:44
I have a very tough time
1:15:46
separating the five for
1:15:49
Pito, Anna, and the 13 just FYI. Right
1:15:53
now for Pito, Anna is the favorite in the
1:15:55
early betting. Just FYI is, you
1:15:57
know, it's almost a coin for it. horses.
1:16:00
So I would play exactly as back and forth between
1:16:03
those two right now just at my eyes I think
1:16:05
five to one which will be a great price
1:16:07
for her. The horse I like
1:16:09
the most in the two days for betting
1:16:11
purposes is running on Saturday
1:16:13
in the seventh race, a race
1:16:15
called the Distaff Turf Mile and
1:16:18
her name is Koppes. C-O-P-P-I-C-E.
1:16:21
She breaks from number
1:16:23
11 in the seventh
1:16:26
race on Saturday. Her first race in the
1:16:28
United States and the
1:16:30
reviews of this horse back
1:16:32
at the barn in the mornings have
1:16:34
been absolutely glowing and
1:16:36
a lot of those European horses come over here
1:16:38
and pick up against the American horses
1:16:40
when they switch into the turf. And
1:16:43
then a few races later the tenth race is
1:16:45
a race called the Churchill Down
1:16:47
States, the seven furlong sprint. I'm
1:16:50
not positive this
1:16:52
horse is fast enough to win but
1:16:54
it's gonna be 12 or 15 to 1 and the horse
1:16:58
could be right there and I'm
1:17:00
gonna bet it the horses name is Trackmate. Okay.
1:17:03
Trackmate number seven in
1:17:06
the in the tenth race on Saturday.
1:17:09
Okay all right I like that. I
1:17:12
like that endorsement of it I'm not sure this horse is
1:17:14
fast enough to win but I'm gonna bet on it. Yeah
1:17:16
at that price yeah you know numbers
1:17:19
wise he can win in his last race
1:17:21
at Oakland Park it was just an allowance
1:17:23
race you watch that race and
1:17:25
you're like whoa I mean he's
1:17:27
streaked around horses coming to the
1:17:29
stretch and then drew off and
1:17:31
won. They thought Dwayne Lucas trains him he's
1:17:34
had blinkers twice he won both those
1:17:36
races last race he just he
1:17:38
really gave you that sort of wow factor when you
1:17:40
watch them run and this is not the
1:17:43
toughest Churchill Down States that we've seen over the year so I
1:17:45
think he's got a really good chance to
1:17:48
be right there. When you go blinkers on
1:17:50
are we basically saying that the horse is
1:17:52
just not mentally tough? Yeah.
1:18:00
But typically, typically that
1:18:02
the horse is too distracted.
1:18:04
Right. Right. The
1:18:06
horse is looking at the other horses. The horse is looking at the crowd. You
1:18:09
know, the horses, especially in the infield, if it
1:18:11
can take the derby. Oh, look over there. Holy
1:18:13
cow. Look at that. You know, and he's not,
1:18:15
and he's not focused on what he's doing in
1:18:17
front of him. Right. So
1:18:20
the blinkers sort of help him not look at anything
1:18:22
else except what's inside right there. The
1:18:24
other thing is that sometimes horses, what, what
1:18:26
the blinkers will do when they
1:18:29
sharpen the focus, it makes
1:18:31
horses often run faster early,
1:18:35
for whatever reason. I guess it's because they're
1:18:37
just, they're, they're more focused. Yeah. And
1:18:39
so if some horses just have trouble early in
1:18:41
the race and they drop too far back, trainers
1:18:44
will put blinkers on the horse, hoping that
1:18:46
it makes them show more speed. And oftentimes
1:18:48
it works. Now, in terms
1:18:50
of horse racing technology, have we ever
1:18:52
thought about, you know how like outfielders
1:18:55
would wear the, the, the sunglasses that
1:18:57
you can flip on and off. Have
1:19:00
we thought about doing blinkers where it's like you can
1:19:02
have the blinkers on for the first start of the
1:19:04
race and then you can flip them off at
1:19:06
the end. Has that, I think I
1:19:08
might've just invented a new thing. You
1:19:11
may have before, you know it, you
1:19:13
may have those, you may have eye black under
1:19:15
the horse's eyes. I like that. You don't know.
1:19:18
Yeah. I mean, but what, what you do see
1:19:20
in horse racing, that's, that's, that's pretty funny is
1:19:23
that some horses are claustrophobic
1:19:26
and they don't want to go into the starting gate. This
1:19:28
happens in Europe more than it does in the United States.
1:19:31
So they'll put a hood on them, a complete hood,
1:19:33
no eye holes. They can't
1:19:36
see anything and they'll put them in the gate
1:19:38
and they'll load them in the gate and they'll keep
1:19:40
that hood on them. And the jockey will have his
1:19:42
hand on top of the hood. And
1:19:45
as soon as the gate opens, he'll throw the hood
1:19:47
off, throw it behind
1:19:49
him. And then the horse, the horse
1:19:51
will go on. The day that the jockey forgets
1:19:53
to take the hood off, that should be very
1:19:55
interesting. Yeah. It sounds like
1:19:58
they're, they're taking the horse hostage and then. You're
1:20:00
like, okay, you're free, try to get away. And
1:20:02
then it runs out. That's actually a smart move.
1:20:04
What about this? What about if you were to
1:20:06
take, have a horse and have it trained with
1:20:08
a really fat jockey for a while. And then
1:20:10
on race day, here's your real jockey. He weighs
1:20:12
150 pounds less. It's like a
1:20:14
batting donut. Yeah, a batting donut. Yeah. Yeah,
1:20:17
it's like swinging a leaded bat or something like that. Yeah,
1:20:20
there was a trainer named Larry Jones who's still praying for us
1:20:22
every now and then. He's had some
1:20:24
really good horses over the years. He had hard spawn. He
1:20:26
was second in the confecte dirty way back when. Larry
1:20:29
weighs about 170 pounds or whatever. We
1:20:33
would like to breeze his horses and
1:20:35
get on them in the morning. And
1:20:38
that was a little part of the theory. Yeah. Thought
1:20:41
it would strengthen them up a little bit, right? And
1:20:44
then in the afternoon you put on your 110 pound rider and
1:20:48
boom. You don't see that very
1:20:50
often though. Yeah. Did it
1:20:52
work? I hate it, but we won a lot of races. Okay, that's
1:20:54
a smart move. Yeah. It's a very
1:20:56
smart move. What kind of minimum weight a jockey has to be? Minimum
1:20:59
or maximum? Minimum. Is
1:21:01
there a minimum? Well, I mean,
1:21:03
typically nowadays you don't
1:21:05
see many races at all where
1:21:08
the minimum weight is any lower than like
1:21:10
112, 113 pounds,
1:21:12
right? So if you do happen to have
1:21:14
a super duper lightweight
1:21:16
jockey like Pat Day used
1:21:18
to be, right? Pat Day
1:21:20
was a natural lightweight. Like
1:21:23
I'm talking like 105 pounds or something
1:21:25
like that. So when Pat would ride and
1:21:27
it's worth it to carry 115 pounds they
1:21:30
just put 10 pounds of lead weight into
1:21:33
the saddle so that he
1:21:35
can carry the amount of weight that he's
1:21:37
required to carry. As far as a maximum
1:21:39
weight, typically nowadays
1:21:42
it's very difficult for a jockey to ride.
1:21:45
It'd be weighs more than 117, 116 pounds. Okay.
1:21:50
Because they're overweight. They're overweight on too many
1:21:52
races. Yeah. But
1:21:55
yeah. That's the way that works. I'm
1:21:57
just thinking like what, you
1:21:59
know, like maybe a seven-year-old on a horse. Yeah.
1:22:03
Would they just be able to dominate? Yeah, just
1:22:05
riding, just standing on him, maybe. Yeah, like a
1:22:07
50-pound, seven-year-old. Have we thought about getting yokits involved
1:22:09
in American horse racing? We know he loves horses.
1:22:11
And I feel like this would be right up
1:22:13
his alley. He's in the playoffs, obviously, so he
1:22:15
can't do it now, but getting him involved, owning
1:22:18
a horse, and then he would ride on the
1:22:20
back of the horse to train it, and
1:22:22
then put a jockey on that horse is gonna be
1:22:24
so fast. Hey,
1:22:27
we got Jason Wirth this year, you know, Aaron
1:22:30
Rodgers will probably be here, Tom Brady will be
1:22:32
here. So yeah, I mean, it's
1:22:34
good to man these athletes involved in the
1:22:36
camp. Yeah, all right, last question. This has
1:22:38
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1:22:49
little interesting for the triple crown. I'll actually be
1:22:52
there for the Belmont, which is gonna be at
1:22:54
Saratoga. Is that gonna change,
1:22:56
yeah, hopefully I'll see you. Is that gonna
1:22:58
change any of the horses that are in
1:23:00
the triple crown? You know, cause I know
1:23:02
you can obviously race the Preakness in Belmont,
1:23:05
even if you're not in the Kentucky Derby,
1:23:07
but the fact that it's in a different
1:23:09
place, in a different track, does that change
1:23:11
the dynamic in how trainers are playing this
1:23:13
out? Not the
1:23:15
fact that it's at a different track, but
1:23:18
the fact that it's at a different distance.
1:23:21
Yeah. Because the Belmont is
1:23:23
being run at Saratoga this year, they
1:23:26
don't feel comfortable running it at
1:23:28
a mile and a half, because then you'd have to start
1:23:31
it halfway around the turn. And
1:23:33
now it's been done in the past when the Belmont
1:23:35
was run at Aqueduct, a few way back when, in
1:23:38
the sixties I think, when they were, the first
1:23:40
time they were rebuilding Belmont Park. They
1:23:42
ran at a mile and a half and they started it
1:23:44
on the turn with no problem. So because they felt it
1:23:46
was important to keep that mile and a half distance. But
1:23:49
this year, next year, the
1:23:52
New York authorities have decided that it would be
1:23:54
better to run the Belmont Six at a mile
1:23:56
and a quarter, which completely
1:23:58
changes the dynamic. the Triple Crown.
1:24:01
Belmont was always known as the test
1:24:03
of the champion because of that
1:24:06
mile and a half distance that was the undoing
1:24:08
of so many horses that were trying to sweep the Triple
1:24:10
Crown. It's much to me the
1:24:13
distances of the races and the Belmont especially
1:24:15
being a mile and a half, it's
1:24:18
much more important to keep that
1:24:20
tradition than the amount of
1:24:22
time between the Derby and the Britney and
1:24:25
the Britney and the Belmont. But
1:24:27
at a mile and a quarter I think you're
1:24:29
going to see a lot more trainers want
1:24:31
to run in the Belmont states than
1:24:34
if it were still a mile and a half. If
1:24:37
someone wins the Triple Crown this year
1:24:39
or next year we're going to just
1:24:41
forever be like Asterix bubble championship different.
1:24:43
You're right. Yes absolutely.
1:24:46
I think that's unfortunate. Yeah but on the other
1:24:48
hand you're going to get more horses running in
1:24:50
the other races which is good right? Well
1:24:53
more in the Belmont. Yeah. Yeah.
1:24:56
Man Saratoga is incredible. Oh
1:24:59
yeah. Yeah and that's
1:25:01
going to be quite the spectacle. I wish
1:25:03
I could see you there. I'm not going
1:25:05
to be there. Okay. Fox says the Belmont
1:25:07
states nowadays but it's going to
1:25:09
be like really really something special to
1:25:11
see. Okay. All right. So Randy thank
1:25:14
you as always. We'll talk to you
1:25:16
before the Preakness. We're
1:25:18
excited. We're very excited for the Kentucky Derby.
1:25:20
It's like the official start of summer in
1:25:22
my mind and look at
1:25:24
that scene. It looks beautiful. It's nice
1:25:26
paddock. And good luck on TV
1:25:29
on Friday and Saturday and I know you'll look
1:25:31
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1:25:33
out and we'll talk to you in a couple
1:25:35
weeks. All right guys. Thanks
1:25:37
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1:25:41
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Those two. Uh, yans before we talk about
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some of these second round matchups You
1:28:41
were texting me yesterday and he He
1:28:44
said he wishes he had memes phone number.
1:28:47
Oh, we could have texted him and
1:28:49
asked How many games you
1:28:51
really thought the Islanders are gonna win? So what we
1:28:53
should might as well do it right now because you
1:28:55
you were dealing with Frankie Borrelli and Islanders fans Yeah,
1:28:58
they thought that a
1:29:00
4-1 loss of the Hurricanes in that first
1:29:02
round series. They were right there Which
1:29:06
is insane. It means there. Yeah me. He's
1:29:08
here. Hey, I wanted his phone numbers because
1:29:10
I wanted to be friends with them I
1:29:12
love memes, but Second,
1:29:15
but like it's like Borrelli's making this
1:29:17
big deal having stew finer coming to
1:29:20
his restaurant watch games Like you they
1:29:22
had zero chance of winning that series
1:29:24
zero and do
1:29:26
I love the fact that they? Did it in
1:29:29
heartbreaking fashion? Yes. I love it. Cuz you know,
1:29:31
I played for the Rangers. I hate the Islanders
1:29:33
but The fact that they
1:29:35
thought that they I'd rather not be in the
1:29:37
playoffs then think that you're gonna win a series
1:29:39
or think you're Gonna win a game like it's
1:29:42
just it's it's just typical
1:29:44
thinking of you know, the Borrelli type
1:29:46
fan Yeah, that all right. You hated
1:29:48
the Islanders. Is that common? Like do
1:29:51
most players if it's their rival?
1:29:53
They actually have a hatred of them Well,
1:29:56
I think when you play a
1:29:58
team, you know you play a team so
1:30:00
much you're in the same division you're you know a
1:30:02
couple miles away and when you
1:30:04
play the island especially back then when
1:30:06
they were at Nassau Coliseum it was
1:30:08
the worst hotel the worst food the
1:30:11
walk to the rink is brutal so
1:30:13
it's just there's nothing fun about going
1:30:15
to that town to play a game
1:30:17
but great fans loyal
1:30:19
passionate but you know
1:30:22
they they're hanging on to their 1970s a little
1:30:25
bit too long. Yeah yeah all right
1:30:27
so memes what do you say to that are you do
1:30:29
you think you were right there? I do
1:30:32
think we're right there. That's crazy
1:30:34
people talking. How memes? Game two
1:30:36
we probably should have won so
1:30:38
it should have been 2-2 going
1:30:41
in to get game. So that's
1:30:43
one win yeah that one all
1:30:45
right and then it would have been
1:30:47
coming back to the island 3-2 okay would have won
1:30:49
that they wouldn't we would have stole one game seven.
1:30:51
Okay all right so that's how they would have done
1:30:54
it. All right so my bad maybe they would have
1:30:56
won it. They would have
1:30:58
got a pass right to the finals if they
1:31:00
won that series. Yeah all right so so let's
1:31:02
start with let's start with the East because you
1:31:04
just mentioned your former team the Rangers they beat
1:31:07
the Capitals very quickly it was
1:31:10
seven days exactly which I
1:31:12
was trying to help PFT be in like if you're out
1:31:14
in seven days you just were never in the playoffs don't
1:31:16
remember. Are we at the point is
1:31:18
it early enough to do the rest-versa-rust thing are
1:31:20
we worried that the Rangers they played four games
1:31:22
then they're gonna take a week off and now
1:31:24
they got to get back out there do they
1:31:26
lose a little bit of their you
1:31:29
know momentum going into the next round?
1:31:32
I don't think so I think I
1:31:34
think rest is such a big component
1:31:36
especially now during playoffs anytime you can
1:31:38
get it is huge at
1:31:40
the end of every series pretty much
1:31:43
every guy's banged up going through something
1:31:45
whether it's a you know bruises or
1:31:47
you know stuff that's broken guys are
1:31:49
battling through it so I
1:31:51
think the rest component is huge anytime you
1:31:53
can get it especially during the playoffs because
1:31:56
you don't know if you're gonna get it next series
1:31:58
or the series after and You know,
1:32:00
they might have a slow first period but
1:32:03
Carolina's gonna have some rest to Probably
1:32:06
take the under in that first game. Okay,
1:32:08
so the the Rangers is there penalty kill
1:32:10
as good as it looked Or is it
1:32:12
just that the Capitals are atrocious? I think
1:32:15
a little bit of both You didn't
1:32:17
you didn't see the Capitals power play that you used
1:32:19
to see in the last What
1:32:21
20 years with Ovi? Yeah, you
1:32:24
know, they did a good good job of
1:32:26
eliminating him You
1:32:28
know, I don't think he had his best series that
1:32:30
he's ever had and I'm sure he would be the
1:32:32
first guy to tell You that but You
1:32:35
know a lot of hard work from that team at the end of this
1:32:37
season to try to get in they might have been Out of gas, but
1:32:40
I do think that the Rangers PK and
1:32:42
their power play the special teams are great
1:32:44
They got a lot of they got a lot of dogs
1:32:46
out there just guys that are willing to pay the price
1:32:49
block shots playoff time that's
1:32:51
what it's all about and Guys
1:32:53
sacrificing themselves and I think the Rangers are one
1:32:55
of the best teams at doing that and you
1:32:57
know They got the guys that want a PK
1:32:59
and then when you have such a good power
1:33:01
play like they do it just makes your Your
1:33:04
PK look even better with Ovi specifically.
1:33:06
I I've watched a lot of
1:33:09
him this year. I've watched his entire career In
1:33:12
the playoffs. He looked like a different guy entirely I'm
1:33:14
I it was to a point where I started to
1:33:16
get concerned like is this the new Ovi? Is this
1:33:18
just who he is now because he seemed to hit
1:33:20
a wall this year So maybe it was he's out
1:33:22
of gas by the end of season But the
1:33:24
way that he played it was completely foreign to
1:33:26
me as somebody that's seen this guy's entire career
1:33:29
Haven't seen that type of play from
1:33:31
Ovi ever. And so now I'm worried
1:33:34
Next year looking forward is this just gonna be
1:33:36
Ovi trotting him out there Trying to
1:33:38
get him out on power plays until he gets the record and then
1:33:41
then the franchise is just kind of treading water For
1:33:43
the next season or maybe two seasons Yeah,
1:33:46
I think it could I think it could be a
1:33:48
little of that but yeah there were a few plays
1:33:50
during that series when you know, I
1:33:52
know when I was with the Rangers we played
1:33:54
the Washington and you
1:33:57
know a lot of times like he'll come down the wall like
1:33:59
he's usually in his spot up there hitting a
1:34:01
one-timer but if there's a loose puck and you're a
1:34:03
D-man going to get it, he's usually running you through
1:34:06
the glass. I didn't see
1:34:08
much of that out of him but it's
1:34:11
like you guys said before on the
1:34:13
show, Father Time is undefeated. I
1:34:17
don't know if they had the best team to
1:34:20
support him as well. I think they were
1:34:22
lucky to get in with obviously the goal
1:34:24
differentials everyone's been talking about. You
1:34:28
can see him, especially he'll put
1:34:30
his 20 games together where he just
1:34:32
goes on heaters, plays well, plays hard
1:34:34
but I think the days
1:34:36
of where he's running guys through the boards, a
1:34:39
force to be reckoned with out there, those might
1:34:41
be limited but I think when it comes to
1:34:43
goal scoring, I think he could do it until
1:34:46
he's 45 years old because he's
1:34:48
got one of those shots where no one wants to block
1:34:50
it whether you're a defenseman or a goalie, you don't want
1:34:52
to get hit by it. I
1:34:56
think you're still going to see him
1:34:58
scoring goals and getting opportunities but I think
1:35:01
the rest of that stuff made him so
1:35:03
effective with being a force
1:35:05
out there, scary to play against. People
1:35:08
don't realize he's probably 250 pounds,
1:35:11
especially when playoffs come at the end of the year,
1:35:13
you're eating a lot of chicken parm during the season.
1:35:17
He's probably playing at 250 running guys
1:35:20
and not a fun man to play
1:35:22
against. Last question
1:35:24
about the Rangers, Matt Rempe who electrified
1:35:27
the NHL when he came
1:35:29
up, was fighting every single night, he
1:35:31
turned down a fight in this series with Tom
1:35:33
Wilson. Does that matter at all
1:35:35
in the locker room going forward? Like hey dude, it's
1:35:38
the playoffs or was it simply the Rangers were
1:35:40
going to win that series no matter what, don't
1:35:43
waste your fights in this series? Yeah
1:35:45
I think a little bit of both. The key
1:35:47
thing to fighting is time and place
1:35:49
and you talk to guys like this
1:35:51
or guys like this, you
1:35:54
can hurt a team's moment, your own team's momentum,
1:35:56
you can help another team's momentum. If you're up
1:35:58
by a goal it's usually an unwritten. in law
1:36:00
that you don't fight. The other
1:36:02
team's fighters probably going to try to fight you to
1:36:04
get his team going a little bit. But that's when
1:36:07
you kind of shake it off and say, no, no, no,
1:36:09
wait till it's tied or whatever. But usually
1:36:11
when fights like that happen, especially in playoffs,
1:36:13
it's usually a little more organic. Whether
1:36:16
a guy gets ran from behind or stuck in
1:36:18
the face. But I think the
1:36:20
days of where guys are just tapping shim
1:36:22
pads at the red line and saying, hey,
1:36:24
we're going this shift, I think that's kind
1:36:26
of done, especially during playoffs. Because it's
1:36:29
all about momentum for your team. I
1:36:31
can't remember exactly the play. Was
1:36:33
it at home or on the road? I think
1:36:36
it was game three and either three or four.
1:36:38
But Wilson was trying to get after him a
1:36:40
couple of times in this series. And the Raiders
1:36:42
were up one. Especially on the road, too. You
1:36:46
don't need to fight on the road because you're just
1:36:48
going to get the other team's crowd into it at
1:36:50
home. You're probably looking for it a little more. But
1:36:52
on the road, you don't need to get the other
1:36:54
team's crowd into it. Especially
1:36:57
PFT will be taking his shirt off and
1:37:00
waving it around like Petey Pablo. Another
1:37:03
dumb question about Rempe. So he
1:37:05
comes up and he fights. I can't remember. It was like four
1:37:07
or five of the first games that he
1:37:09
played. In the locker room,
1:37:12
is there anyone like, hey, dude, we get it? We
1:37:14
love you. You're good? After the
1:37:16
third fight, they're like, hey, you're good with
1:37:18
us. We know you're the tough guy now.
1:37:21
We're good going forward. You're our guy. Or
1:37:23
was he like, I'm just going to keep fighting
1:37:25
until everyone here says to me personally that
1:37:27
they love me? It's
1:37:31
a good way to get the
1:37:33
graces of your teammates is by going out
1:37:35
and fighting, especially when you're a young player
1:37:37
trying to make a name for yourself. But
1:37:41
I don't think he needs to do it. And
1:37:43
you'll see during playoffs, he won't be doing it as
1:37:45
much. He'll be playing. And
1:37:47
he's a scary guy to play
1:37:50
against. He's six, seven, flies
1:37:52
around. So I think he's more effective getting
1:37:55
it on the floor checks, scaring D-men, making
1:37:58
plays when he can. But at
1:38:01
the end of the day, the fighting stuff
1:38:03
in playoffs is going to be more
1:38:05
organic. Yeah, how
1:38:07
do you usually initiate a fight? Is it
1:38:09
you want to go? Yeah,
1:38:13
you want one. A lot of guys say you
1:38:15
want one. Yeah. You want a shot
1:38:17
at the belt. That's what I used to say. How
1:38:20
many fights did you lock? Not
1:38:23
many. Maybe eight, seven,
1:38:26
eight, and 16 years. Is
1:38:28
there a good way to turn down a fight, or do you just
1:38:30
skate away? Like, can you say, not right now, I can't do it
1:38:32
right now. I'm busy. I used to
1:38:35
always say either my hand hurts or
1:38:38
a coach won't let me. Coach,
1:38:41
go ahead. Coach,
1:38:44
go ahead. Coach, go ahead. Okay, other series in
1:38:46
the East that hasn't been finished. Do you want
1:38:48
to... I know that we have game six tonight.
1:38:50
We're taping this in the afternoon. Is
1:38:53
there any way the Leafs can win this and take it
1:38:55
to seven and then possibly feel this? Because
1:38:58
it felt like they were dead, especially with Austin
1:39:00
Matthews out. Like, they're yelling
1:39:02
at each other on the bench. Like,
1:39:04
is there any chance the Leafs can somehow get
1:39:06
this to seven and maybe win? I
1:39:10
don't know. A lot of it, it has a
1:39:12
little bit of a feeling of last year when
1:39:15
the Bruins lost to the
1:39:17
Panthers with, you know, missing a
1:39:19
couple goals. Or, Marchand missed last year. I
1:39:21
think Coyle missed one this year. So, it
1:39:23
has a little bit of that same feeling.
1:39:25
But I think Toronto played
1:39:28
their best game last game.
1:39:30
And I thought the Bruins were not very
1:39:32
good at all. They was a sloppy game.
1:39:34
Not a lot of... It looked like the
1:39:37
ice that the parquet was still down. Like,
1:39:39
pucks were bouncing everywhere. So, I
1:39:41
don't think they can pull this one off. I
1:39:43
think the Bruins have the leadership, the veteran presence
1:39:45
in that locker room that they'll be able to,
1:39:48
you know, win one of two. But if
1:39:50
they lose tonight, man, it's going to get
1:39:53
a little testy in the waters in
1:39:55
Boston. Do you think maybe Ryan Whitney turned
1:39:57
the series around with the Photoshop that he
1:39:59
personally... created and put out there online and the leaf
1:40:01
saw that and they're like fuck this we're gonna go out there
1:40:03
and win. Oh I didn't even
1:40:05
see that. Oh you didn't see the photoshop. Why
1:40:09
don't you think I want you to...
1:40:11
Maybe yeah he would be great. Since
1:40:14
Yanno so he knows what not to share online. It
1:40:16
would be great if Yanno's the one who created it.
1:40:18
He's just like Kaiser Soze he's like I don't even
1:40:21
have a computer. He's
1:40:23
masterminding all these AI images. Yeah
1:40:25
I wouldn't put it past you. Out
1:40:28
West so the Dallas
1:40:31
Golden Knights series everyone said this is gonna be a war.
1:40:33
You saw the Golden Knights win the first two games like
1:40:35
oh shit maybe the Golden Knights run away with this. Now
1:40:37
we're back to war and it's 3-2 Dallas
1:40:39
they won three in a row. Same
1:40:42
kind of question with the Leafs like I know the Golden Knights can do
1:40:45
it they just won a cup but do you
1:40:47
see them being able to force this to a game
1:40:49
seven and what happened in the last three games that
1:40:52
the Golden Knights went from a 2-0 winning two
1:40:54
on the road to now fighting for their life?
1:40:57
Yeah it's a good question and I had Dallas
1:40:59
going to the finals last year. I think I
1:41:02
might even have them going to the finals this
1:41:04
year because they got Ottinger who is
1:41:06
the top three goalie in the league. They got
1:41:09
young studs. They got older guys that have
1:41:11
been around forever that have done a lot
1:41:14
of damage in this league. So I think
1:41:16
that their team the way that they're made
1:41:18
up is a tough team
1:41:20
to beat but Vegas I don't know
1:41:22
if it's you know everyone complains about
1:41:24
you know the guys being on LTIR and not
1:41:26
playing the last half of the season to stay
1:41:28
under the cap but to me it looks
1:41:30
like it's hurting them a little bit this year. I think
1:41:33
you know stone and hurdle I don't think they
1:41:35
look you know like themselves
1:41:37
as dominant as they are when they're 100%
1:41:40
healthy you know they could be still
1:41:42
hurt but it's one of those things
1:41:44
when you go on a run like
1:41:47
last year you're winning games you're beating
1:41:49
people up you know they play a
1:41:51
very physical game so it could be
1:41:53
one of those things where they're just
1:41:55
tired they're you
1:41:57
know kind of need the rest but you know it's
1:41:59
all Also, they're running into a good team first. I
1:42:01
know that they were the eight seed, but
1:42:04
playing Dallas first round is never fun. And
1:42:07
this has probably been the best series, I think,
1:42:09
of- Yeah. It could be
1:42:11
a Western Conference final matchup if
1:42:14
Vegas had their
1:42:16
weapons all year. I think they would have finished a
1:42:18
little bit higher. But yeah, I think
1:42:21
Dallas, I think this is their year to pull
1:42:23
this one off and
1:42:25
beat Vegas. What about
1:42:27
Edmonton? It's hard to say how good they are
1:42:29
right now because they beat the Kings. It feels
1:42:31
like they do that every single season. If I
1:42:34
was a Kings fan, I would despise all of
1:42:36
Canada. But they advanced pretty easily. Is it three
1:42:38
years in a row? I
1:42:42
think they lost in the
1:42:44
first round. I think they lost to LA three years ago.
1:42:48
Oh, did they? They lost three years ago. But yeah, it feels like-
1:42:51
Last year, I know they play. I don't
1:42:53
know. Yeah, so Edmonton advances. Do
1:42:55
you think that this would be the year? Because we
1:42:57
were all over it last year with Conor McDavid. We're
1:43:00
like, this could be the year that he gets it
1:43:02
done. Because we won't acknowledge his greatness until he gets
1:43:04
a ring. Facts. That's something that is very important to
1:43:06
us on this show. So until then, he's not a
1:43:08
winner. Would this be- It
1:43:10
feels like this is a tougher West
1:43:12
with Colorado and then whoever comes to
1:43:14
that Vegas Dallas series. Yeah,
1:43:18
I think that they have the
1:43:20
easiest match-ups to
1:43:22
get to the Western Conference finals. Obviously,
1:43:25
with playing LA, who they've had their number the last
1:43:28
couple of years, like you said. And then they're
1:43:30
going to get the winner of Vancouver, Nashville.
1:43:32
And I think that they'll work
1:43:35
either one of those teams. But I don't
1:43:38
think it's their year. And
1:43:40
he hates to say it just
1:43:43
because what McDavid and Dryfidal and
1:43:45
Hyman have done this year and what they
1:43:47
do for the league. But I just think
1:43:49
those other teams are a little bit more
1:43:52
deep, better goal-tending, better
1:43:54
defensively. But I Do like
1:43:56
how Edmonton is bulked up on the back
1:43:58
end, bringing in big guys. I
1:44:01
think you see him play also. Earth in
1:44:03
a lot of the team that had the
1:44:05
Big Strong have a D on. That.
1:44:07
They're the teams that are usually winning it
1:44:10
or are going deep but I just don't
1:44:12
see it this year for them on. Yeah
1:44:14
I hope hopefully one day Mcdavid gets one
1:44:16
but I as I don't I think the
1:44:18
west is to stacked in at the end
1:44:20
of the day I think the East is
1:44:22
gonna win at the chef has Elite gone
1:44:25
to back to bigger players? I know it
1:44:27
switched a little bit and like the in
1:44:29
the Blackhawks run a they had big players
1:44:31
but like there's some teams have some skill
1:44:33
lot more skill. And. Speed as Edu
1:44:35
see it like going back towards like
1:44:37
you need the bulky guys and and
1:44:39
just gonna hammer teams. I.
1:44:42
Say, I think and playoffs you have to. But you
1:44:44
know that the way that the game is, you have
1:44:46
to be mobile. You can't just be a big yeah.
1:44:48
When I started in the league or was six four
1:44:50
six by the men who just you know and you
1:44:52
couldn't get near the front of a nap, I couldn't
1:44:54
skate as well as the guys can. now. so I
1:44:56
think you gotta have a combination of. No.
1:44:58
Big guys that in that can
1:45:00
move the puck decently and in
1:45:02
can clear the front of the
1:45:04
Napa. Yeah, it's definitely. I. Think
1:45:06
during the regular season you see the yard. the
1:45:09
smaller guys, the more fun guys. They'll sign a
1:45:11
little bit more but I when it comes down.
1:45:14
Time. For playoffs it's usually the that seems with
1:45:16
the your big said B d that are that
1:45:18
that are winning games. yeah we do think about
1:45:20
was going on with the whole the Arizona Utah
1:45:22
thing so the players were sold at the end
1:45:25
of the seas. I I have to imagine that
1:45:27
some of the new that this was a very
1:45:29
good possibility I was going to happen but there
1:45:31
are moving to Utah they don't have a name
1:45:33
yet. It do. Is there anything you've
1:45:35
heard in terms of like what they're going to be called.
1:45:39
I've heard a few things. I am
1:45:41
I like the Yankees, but I don't
1:45:43
I doesn't. Doesn't. Really matter
1:45:45
to me but I think I think
1:45:48
it's a good thing. Obviously a hate
1:45:50
to see specially in Phoenix is where
1:45:52
I started my career. I'm. No.
1:45:54
Loved it there, loved my time there, but I
1:45:56
think it's just time for them to move on
1:45:58
and then hopefully get. The right owner and get
1:46:01
a team back there because you know it. It's
1:46:03
one of those cities that I think needs to
1:46:05
have hockey like he. If you look at. An
1:46:08
author. Matthew is a guy from Arizona. He didn't
1:46:10
have that. you know the Coyotes they're in. A
1:46:12
guy like seemed on to look up to you
1:46:15
wouldn't never played hockey night I think he's came
1:46:17
on said that so. I think
1:46:19
you gotta have a team there. Ah my
1:46:21
guess is they're gonna get the right ownership
1:46:23
group to come in build a stadium ah
1:46:25
near where you know the. Highly
1:46:28
dense population is in Scottsdale Tempe North
1:46:30
Scottsdale. Get the right owners and get
1:46:32
the right guys to run that team
1:46:34
and I think it would flourish. I
1:46:36
got a name for that should that
1:46:38
should be helping out to on that
1:46:40
team. Commodore. That. Is awesome.
1:46:44
My. Comedy Yeah that guy was the final
1:46:46
four eyes a fucking maniac an awesome he
1:46:48
sits on I don't know now well but
1:46:50
he is a funny man. Yeah I may
1:46:52
assist. Hockey guys are always a every hi
1:46:54
guys funny I don't understand what you guys
1:46:56
do. The appetite the Utah yet is I
1:46:58
think that's that's a winner of a name.
1:47:00
Yeah I I yes I went sir I
1:47:03
went back to Madison to do they have
1:47:05
like an end of the year sports award.
1:47:07
Ah so I was the M
1:47:09
C and it was like a
1:47:11
thousand athletes in the the whole
1:47:13
auditorium. And. Of course the entire hockey team
1:47:16
was in the front row. I think they had
1:47:18
been camping out. For. Like a like a
1:47:20
week and I was just like now I feel
1:47:22
at home like as I just know those guys
1:47:24
they're fighting in, they're going to the actually listen
1:47:26
of barstool and hard my takes some about hockey
1:47:28
guys. Yeah, they're the
1:47:30
best than. ah. Especially.
1:47:33
College kids are you know obviously the audience the you
1:47:35
guys have him with you know all the enjoyment you
1:47:37
guys bring to everyone. It's a must have! Loved it
1:47:39
and I can only imagine being a young kid listen
1:47:41
to you up there and with a with a given
1:47:44
you shed earnings yeah they were give me shit and
1:47:46
then they they all came up and ask for a
1:47:48
picture after in their give me shit about my i
1:47:50
was wearing a shirt without. Of.
1:47:53
Color it was I don't know what someone sent it
1:47:55
to me. Fashion choice in I probably should have been
1:47:57
doing some stain on him know look I look like
1:47:59
a pre. Oh nice arm and then they were there.
1:48:01
Give me sick as I wasn't gonna go to the bar with
1:48:03
them. Ah, Didn't go with them.
1:48:06
Do. I'm going to work. Please.
1:48:08
You pm films is only is.
1:48:12
Yeah. This is like diary of a bitch. When he
1:48:14
says i gotta work he just goes and six and that.
1:48:16
If. I. Actually had to work we had
1:48:19
his U P M C after after all the playoff
1:48:21
games or would love to go out if somebody says
1:48:23
doesn't go out anymore. He
1:48:25
goes out. I can't
1:48:27
have one night with him. the other the other
1:48:29
night he is out of his mind. That guy,
1:48:31
what happened. You. Any
1:48:34
cameos. Now it
1:48:36
does. He is he on Cameo Oil You
1:48:38
don't know about the great what you know
1:48:40
know about the famous can ah said it's
1:48:43
a quick apology Yes we were know as
1:48:45
a my taken down might be gone too
1:48:47
hot for the internet has to offer. The
1:48:49
i wasn't Hammer was the guy in the
1:48:52
background. We have it Max. Somebody.
1:48:54
Got I rely the I'll get will find it. Whatever
1:48:56
else would like An average night out on the town
1:48:58
with his his life. Was.
1:49:02
Denies he came up with me was
1:49:04
me, my wife, three of our friends
1:49:06
in their wives and he had some
1:49:08
girl who's gonna come to dinner with
1:49:10
us like to some girl he's never
1:49:12
met than he was. I: I'm gonna
1:49:14
go meter he shows up, she's with
1:49:16
her boyfriend. Is
1:49:20
okay what's going on here like his remains
1:49:22
a rough thing anything the guy was i
1:49:24
just as my for me and then he
1:49:26
went to the bathroom in than a girl
1:49:29
was I know is not my boyfriend so
1:49:31
few his mind. Was in a pretzels are
1:49:33
she and it was fun to pick him
1:49:35
up the next day, go to lunch and
1:49:37
him tell me that story. Oh My. God.
1:49:39
Only Bez Eliott as a got my ball
1:49:42
coming over to support my Psyche Play album.
1:49:44
Ah Whoop! It's give me the three best
1:49:46
goalies in the playoffs right now. I.
1:49:49
Think he gonna put bra skis
1:49:52
at one young man. Ought
1:49:56
injured probably a two
1:49:58
nights. In. their know I'll
1:50:00
go Schusterk in three. OK,
1:50:02
yeah. So is it a big difference
1:50:05
between the three? Is
1:50:07
one just playing at such a different level, or
1:50:09
all three of those guys could easily win the
1:50:11
cup? I think Bob's
1:50:13
playing at a different level. I think that
1:50:16
save that he made, I think
1:50:18
it was game two, where
1:50:20
he just reached back, made the save. I think
1:50:23
every time I see it, I just think that
1:50:25
that's the start of the DVD. When
1:50:29
you win the championship, I just think
1:50:32
you think back to all the Stanley
1:50:34
Cup winners. There's always that one save
1:50:37
where a guy makes and it just
1:50:39
cements his legacy as an
1:50:41
all-time great. And Bob's one of those
1:50:43
guys. He's a competitor. He's an amazing
1:50:45
goalie and easy guy
1:50:48
to root for. Yeah. So who do you have in the
1:50:50
Stanley Cup final? I
1:50:53
got Florida and
1:50:55
Colorado. Ooh.
1:51:01
Yeah, because Colorado gets like, they win the
1:51:03
cup. And then last
1:51:05
year, it felt like it's hard to
1:51:07
repeat and so many miles
1:51:09
on their legs. And now I'm watching
1:51:11
them. I'm like, oh yeah, this team
1:51:14
was really dominant two years ago. And
1:51:16
not a lot has changed. They made
1:51:18
quick work in the first round. And
1:51:20
they play such a fun style of
1:51:22
hockey. It feels like maybe it's just
1:51:24
personal. People have kind of slept on
1:51:26
Colorado a little bit. Yeah,
1:51:29
I think they have for sure. And I
1:51:31
think it's probably because they don't have that
1:51:33
household name, goaltender. If they did, then I
1:51:35
think everyone would have them as their favorite.
1:51:38
But you just love it. Nathan McKinnon, every
1:51:41
shift, he's doing something that is just special.
1:51:43
And getting to know, hearing
1:51:46
more about him, the way he is in the locker
1:51:48
room. He trains with Crosby all summer. You
1:51:51
just know he's demanding a lot out
1:51:54
of his team in between every period,
1:51:56
after every game. He's holding guys accountable.
1:52:00
probably the best, you know, I don't know
1:52:02
if he's a vocal leader, but the way that he plays
1:52:04
probably the best leader in the game right now, just given
1:52:06
100% effort. Like he skates like
1:52:09
it's his last shift, every single shift. It's
1:52:11
wild to me. Like, and he
1:52:13
does it for 82 games and then in the
1:52:15
playoffs, like most guys, like it's a lot to
1:52:17
do all year. And he brings
1:52:19
it, he's worth the price of
1:52:21
admission. And, you know, obviously
1:52:24
he's won his cup, but I think it's one of
1:52:26
those things he wants, he wants more, he's not satisfied.
1:52:28
Yeah. So it sounds like you have the Panthers over
1:52:30
the Avalanche in the final thing. You said you thought
1:52:32
the East was going to win it this year, right?
1:52:35
Yeah, I think it's the Panthers year.
1:52:37
I just,
1:52:40
they're a fun team to watch their, they
1:52:43
play so hard. Their
1:52:45
big guys are playing great. Barkov had an
1:52:47
amazing closing game against Tampa. And, you know,
1:52:50
Tampa was, you know, the kryptonite for a
1:52:52
long time, you know, those guys. And I
1:52:54
think you see the changing of the guard
1:52:56
a little bit, you know, a little 400
1:52:58
miles south. I
1:53:00
think it now it's like the Panthers are
1:53:03
kind of running the East a little bit
1:53:05
the last two years anyways. So it's, it's
1:53:08
fun to see what they've been able to
1:53:10
do for hockey down here and, and, you
1:53:12
know, getting people interested and, you know, just
1:53:15
every, everywhere I go now, it's just people are
1:53:17
talking about the team and, you know, it's just
1:53:19
fun to have it around. And, you know, especially
1:53:21
in a, in a market like this, where it's
1:53:23
not, you know, a cold city
1:53:25
where people grew up playing hockey. It's one of
1:53:27
those things that's came, it's came organically with, with,
1:53:29
you know, how well the teams been playing. Do
1:53:32
you call them the peas? Because we call them
1:53:34
the peas, but that's only because Brooks calls them
1:53:36
the peas. I do not call them
1:53:38
the peas. No, they're not the peas. The
1:53:41
thirds. What do you call them? The
1:53:43
cats. The cat. Oh yeah. That's who
1:53:45
I like that. This may be outdated
1:53:47
because we're going to tape the beginning
1:53:49
of the show after the playoff games
1:53:51
tonight, but do you think Hank's being
1:53:54
a pussy, not being
1:53:56
cocky Hank? I
1:53:58
do kind of. I hate to
1:54:01
pile on Hank, cause he's my guy, you
1:54:03
know, masked guy, but um... I
1:54:06
think you need to act a little more
1:54:08
cocky, Hank. Like, it's in you. It's in
1:54:10
you to fucking give it to the people,
1:54:12
you know? I think a little bit that
1:54:14
has hurt him is the Patriots and the
1:54:16
whole lighthouse thing. But fuck that shit. The
1:54:19
lighthouse. He hasn't recovered from the
1:54:21
lighthouse! He hasn't. He has
1:54:24
not been, am I wrong? He hasn't been
1:54:26
the same since the lighthouse. It's true, you
1:54:28
can track it all back to the lighthouse.
1:54:30
Yeah, it's where his cockiness just kind of
1:54:32
fell out of. It might be he's more
1:54:35
into golf. The Patriots in general, it's hard
1:54:37
to be cocky. No, but the lighthouse
1:54:39
mostly. Yeah, the lighthouse. That's fair. It
1:54:41
might be his golf. He's more into
1:54:43
golf right now, that kind of, that's
1:54:45
a chill sport. Like, he's banging balls
1:54:47
and, you know, just rooting for
1:54:49
his teams, like a gentleman. But yeah, I'd
1:54:51
like to see the cocky Hank, especially with
1:54:53
the Celtics, like just fucking bring it out,
1:54:55
Hank. Yeah, this is why we need the
1:54:57
Sixers to play against the Celtics, because Hank
1:55:00
would have no choice. He would not be able
1:55:02
to get himself. He would naturally revert back to
1:55:04
like, fuck you, Philly, I'm a dick. The
1:55:07
Sixers fucking stink and so does Max. Yeah,
1:55:10
so we're gonna, I mean, what do you have? Do
1:55:12
you have anything to say to him before he goes
1:55:14
to War of the Night? He's got a little bounce
1:55:16
to his step, you know, winning. I don't think he
1:55:18
thought he was going to win game five. And now
1:55:20
he's got a little bounce to his step where he's
1:55:22
like, this might be, we might
1:55:24
be back. This might actually work. He's lifting this
1:55:27
morning. Yeah. He was what? He's
1:55:29
lifting. He's getting back in shape. Third time
1:55:31
this week for the record. Hell yeah, man.
1:55:33
Yeah. Matt, you want action on
1:55:35
the game tonight? Matt,
1:55:38
they're gonna lose. What? Come on.
1:55:40
I know. He's gonna be after. Yeah, you know
1:55:42
what I'm saying. Yeah, they're gonna lose. He's doing
1:55:44
a bit. All right, well, Yans, I got one
1:55:46
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1:55:55
Are you in peak? Do you golf all summer
1:55:58
in Florida? Because that's got to be miserable. No,
1:56:01
I go up to Nantucket in the summer. I'm not down
1:56:03
here. I get out of yeah, it's
1:56:05
way too hot But yeah, I
1:56:08
play a decent amount in the summertime But not as much
1:56:10
as during the winter because I usually just play when the
1:56:12
kids are in school How's
1:56:15
my my games probably
1:56:17
the best it's ever been I'm playing well
1:56:19
steady Right
1:56:22
around like 77 78 every pretty much every
1:56:24
move that's pretty good What
1:56:27
do you think about Tigers brands rollout yesterday?
1:56:29
Did you like it is what
1:56:31
the roll out of his brand Tigers knew the
1:56:34
the logo and all that shit that everyone was
1:56:36
pissed off about Yeah,
1:56:39
wit said it looked like What's
1:56:41
that? It's like a chain fish store
1:56:43
like a fish restaurant like fish bones
1:56:45
or something. Yeah. Yeah fish grill Yeah,
1:56:47
both his role. He said it looked
1:56:49
like that which I was dying laughing
1:56:51
at. Yeah Yeah, I
1:56:54
don't know. I don't love it, but I Don't
1:56:57
know. Yeah, Roback's way better. How long brother? How long
1:56:59
how long does it take you to get news because
1:57:02
you're not online? Like how when
1:57:04
did you find out OJ died? Did you find out
1:57:06
when when we said it on the podcast? Running
1:57:11
back No, actually
1:57:13
my group chat with my
1:57:15
buddies back home is probably where I get
1:57:17
all my news. That's scary Yeah
1:57:21
And I'm one of those guys like I don't
1:57:23
look stuff up like I like to ask like,
1:57:26
you know old-school like ask people Yeah
1:57:28
things up so I like to ask people so
1:57:30
people like if I ask a question someone could
1:57:32
lie to me And I just believe it Yeah,
1:57:37
we'll have to implant some news into you next time you're
1:57:39
on the show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right Well
1:57:42
yans will have you back on maybe cup
1:57:44
final. We also got to get you up
1:57:46
here play some golf I
1:57:48
know we're gonna do a golf video Yeah, I
1:57:51
told Hank you guys got to play Butler Butler
1:57:53
National is my favorite course in all
1:57:55
in Chicago But it's it's an amazing
1:57:57
track Yeah, then I looked it up and
1:57:59
it was was like one of the most private clubs.
1:58:01
You know, you got to know someone. Oh, you know, we know
1:58:03
Yance. He'll
1:58:06
get us in. That's good, thanks. Yeah. As long
1:58:08
as you're cocky about the Bruins and the Celtics,
1:58:11
I got you. Oh, deal. There it is. There
1:58:13
it is. All right, Yance. Thanks
1:58:15
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1:58:17
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1:59:17
wrap up the show. Fire Fest of the Week.
1:59:20
Henry. Yes. I
1:59:23
was having a good. Thank you. Wearing
1:59:26
a hat. I
1:59:29
am wearing a hat. Good point. I worked out this morning
1:59:31
and haven't showered yet, so I'm still, I
1:59:33
had to throw the hat on. You look strong. I'm
1:59:35
working out. I've been grinding. Your legs look strong. Like,
1:59:37
they got some bounce in them. Yeah. Your whole body
1:59:39
looks strong. Turning into an athlete. No
1:59:41
one. Did you say this is gaslighting? No.
1:59:44
Oh, OK. You guys are being honest like you always are. Yeah.
1:59:47
Actually, we were gaslighting. Damn. Yeah. You
1:59:49
look strong. You're going to dunk in
1:59:51
no time. Yeah. And Hank, he is
1:59:53
so strong. If I were Hank, I'd
1:59:55
probably even quit training because he's already so strong. I don't
1:59:57
need to work out anymore. What have we
1:59:59
settled on? We're gonna do that the top the
2:00:01
show. Yeah, we already did got it. People already
2:00:04
listen to it. How do you think it went? Well,
2:00:08
you guys you guys you guys probably folded and listen
2:00:10
to what everyone said No,
2:00:16
no, no, cuz it's gonna be a top we
2:00:19
already talked about what did everyone say I
2:00:21
won't I'm not I'm not gonna give away my hand.
2:00:23
Okay, magician never builds the secrets
2:00:26
um But speaking of comments and
2:00:28
usually, you know, we're pretty Elusive
2:00:31
to comments don't let them get to me But I wanted
2:00:33
our YouTube the other day and the top comment just said
2:00:35
Hank feels like he has wanted to do the show
2:00:37
In three years. Oh, not hurt my feelings. That's not true
2:00:41
You can't and you can't let You
2:00:45
can't let the comments get to you because there's always
2:00:49
There's always someone who's gonna say something mean like there's
2:00:51
there could be a hundred comments One could be
2:00:53
mean 99 could be good. The only one you're
2:00:55
gonna actually read is the one and then it
2:00:57
will ruin your day Well, it's usually like, you
2:00:59
know, if it's in my own personal, you know,
2:01:01
Twitter Instagram, whatever I'm used to just not You
2:01:03
know filtering them out. It's when you catch a
2:01:05
ricochet. Yeah, you're not expecting you're not expecting You
2:01:07
know what people say about the episode It's like
2:01:09
the number one comments just like Hank looks like
2:01:11
he hates doing the show and I was like,
2:01:13
what the fuck? No, hey that was Hank if
2:01:16
you've noticed Hank He has not been cocky
2:01:18
Hank and he's been having like
2:01:20
you can see it on his face He's not
2:01:22
being honest with us and not being honest
2:01:24
with you the listener by not fully embracing
2:01:26
his confidence in his cockiness And it was
2:01:28
only three years. We're talking three years. Wait,
2:01:30
wait mechanism is to just go mmm, but
2:01:33
Hold on. I blame not having a desk
2:01:35
over here. Oh not knowing what to do. We'll get you a
2:01:37
desk Let's unpack this
2:01:39
because remember we also had a month where you
2:01:41
had to do your stand-up special So
2:01:44
now we're down to two years 11 months that
2:01:46
you haven't wanted to do the show and then
2:01:48
the whole lighthouse thing the lighthouse Factored him from
2:01:50
yeah, September through December. Oh, yeah, you can't I
2:01:53
have never felt like you don't want to do the show
2:01:55
Except for that time you asked us to not do the
2:01:57
show anymore. That was more than three years more
2:02:00
than three years ago. Actually that was exactly three years
2:02:02
ago when he said I don't want to do the
2:02:04
show anymore. I also had to do a
2:02:06
vlog for an ad where I said in the
2:02:08
video that Hank does nothing. Oh and
2:02:10
he does a lot. To be fair to Hank that
2:02:12
was that was that was for the bit. The full
2:02:15
story behind Hank not wanting to do the show wasn't
2:02:17
because he didn't like doing the show it was because
2:02:19
he wanted or the show is because he wanted to
2:02:21
take on bigger responsibilities across the board. I've never you
2:02:23
didn't know if you'd have time to do the show.
2:02:25
Yeah I just didn't like listening to my voice yeah
2:02:28
really being honest. When you had to edit yourself I've
2:02:30
never felt like you didn't want to do the show.
2:02:32
Yeah you
2:02:35
can't you can't let the comments get.
2:02:37
That was getting close to a butt.
2:02:40
No I I've never really like there's I mean
2:02:43
there's listen here's real
2:02:45
talk. We've been doing the show for fucking
2:02:47
long-ass time now eight years. If
2:02:49
you've been listening for eight years there has been
2:02:52
times when the show's been like humming there's been
2:02:54
times when it's dipped there's it just goes in
2:02:56
waves. Like that's just what
2:02:58
it is like what other podcasts there's not
2:03:00
many podcasts with this many people who've been
2:03:02
doing it for this long like there's podcasts
2:03:05
that have one person who does the
2:03:07
show and they have guests like you know what I mean
2:03:09
like that's a different dynamic. So I
2:03:11
I've never felt like oh man Hank hates us
2:03:13
or doesn't want to be here. No I've definitely
2:03:15
I've thought that Hank hates us. Also I feel
2:03:17
like we're in a great we've been we've been
2:03:19
humming for a while now. Yeah I love coming
2:03:21
to work every day. I love doing the show.
2:03:23
If we're a stock market there's been times when
2:03:25
it's like oh okay yeah dips a little bit.
2:03:28
I feel like we've been rising for a while
2:03:30
and putting out great shows. So I don't know.
2:03:33
And Hank I want to know you're appreciated.
2:03:36
And but also I appreciate the comments. I
2:03:39
just love I love every single internet comment out
2:03:42
there. Like God bless you
2:03:44
guys. I also I think that like
2:03:46
we as human beings just
2:03:48
weren't ready for the internet as
2:03:50
it exists today. Like having people
2:03:53
who are passionate about the show comment on every
2:03:55
single like minutia and try to look into every
2:03:57
little like what do you mean by that. These
2:04:00
guys know we weren't built for that type
2:04:02
of feedback So you got
2:04:04
to just kind of ignore it Yeah, no
2:04:06
human beings brain can handle that amount of
2:04:09
feedback constantly coming at I've said that for
2:04:11
years that the the weird part About when
2:04:13
the show took off and got big is
2:04:15
that the human brain? It
2:04:17
was not evolved for millions of people to have
2:04:19
an opinion about you Yeah, that's just not something
2:04:22
that anyone has ever had to deal with until
2:04:24
the last like maybe three four
2:04:26
hundred years on earth So
2:04:28
yeah, don't like it. Don't let get you down. Hey, I
2:04:30
can't be down I just you know, I gotta I gotta
2:04:32
I don't know pick it up somehow I love you like
2:04:35
a brother buy back in you're a dunk on those comments.
2:04:37
Yes family you guys are I mean We're
2:04:39
gonna get to a point Hank Where
2:04:42
how old are you 30 30? So
2:04:44
we still got a few years
2:04:47
to go but like there will be a point in
2:04:49
the next six seven years It's like I've known you
2:04:51
for half your life I said that
2:04:53
the other day to someone and they kind of laughed at me but
2:04:56
I do believe it like 10
2:04:58
to you don't remember 0 to 10 or you and
2:05:01
you're and you're and you're in no control Like you don't have any thoughts
2:05:03
of your own You're not doing what you want to do 10 to 20
2:05:06
You know you have what you like you have your
2:05:08
friends you kind of make decisions and obviously like you're
2:05:11
still not in full control But you're in more
2:05:13
control of your life and interests and then so
2:05:15
I have that and then 20 to 30 has
2:05:17
just been You know with you and bar. Yeah,
2:05:19
it feels like half my life. Yeah, right. And
2:05:21
so that's why also when people uh Try
2:05:24
to you know not mentally
2:05:26
get where they try to what's
2:05:29
the word? I'm looking for PFD help me Manipulate no
2:05:31
no no they try to leave trick you what are
2:05:33
you know they try to think of what you're thinking?
2:05:35
They're trying that's what I'm gonna do right now. No
2:05:37
fuck Tell
2:05:40
it teleport I
2:05:43
don't know what word you're looking for Oh, it's
2:05:45
bad. So you're trying to think word. I'm trying
2:05:47
to think of that lumen tries to To
2:05:49
be like this is what this person
2:05:52
is thinking without knowing them Fuck
2:05:55
play Kate no Inception
2:05:58
no god, dude This is gonna
2:06:00
be bad. I'm not even trying to put yourself
2:06:02
in somebody else's shoes. Yeah, but not really you're
2:06:05
trying to oh man This is bad. I don't
2:06:07
even know how you look that up. Yeah, I
2:06:09
don't know either This is bad. Someone helped me
2:06:11
someone get me give me a life right line.
2:06:13
Yeah, it's Uzbek. It's Uzbekistan God
2:06:17
definition again like when when I went
2:06:19
if I'm watching someone else's podcast I'm
2:06:21
like, oh this person feels this way,
2:06:23
but we don't have any idea how
2:06:25
they actually feel We're
2:06:27
trying to basically put like thoughts into their
2:06:29
head. Yeah empathy.
2:06:32
No Someone
2:06:35
feels empathy the first thing they can but
2:06:37
you're projecting your own thoughts into their head.
2:06:39
Oh, yeah, whatever either way the point is
2:06:42
someone tell me what what Rattling
2:06:45
around in the little piece of brain that
2:06:47
I have that works anyway
2:06:50
allocate People
2:06:52
are gonna try to Be like
2:06:54
the Hanks feeling this way from a little
2:06:56
moment that they watch When
2:06:58
they don't realize that we have a ton
2:07:01
of moments that they're not watching that we
2:07:04
are working
2:07:06
together friends doing all
2:07:08
these things Constantly
2:07:10
communicating so and I I'm
2:07:12
not saying the person's wrong because that's all they
2:07:14
get But if they saw the full picture they
2:07:16
would never think what they're thinking as
2:07:19
that Hank doesn't want to do the show Yeah,
2:07:21
that was a the least eloquent way I could
2:07:23
ever put something it makes sense though Yeah, but
2:07:25
now I'm trying to think of that word, too.
2:07:27
I Basically just did
2:07:29
like four fullback dives to get a
2:07:31
first down Just
2:07:33
ugly as fuck just running it right up the
2:07:35
middle and we got there. I think we moved
2:07:38
the chain Word about
2:07:40
what somebody is anticipating There's
2:07:44
it's it's something specific someone's gonna tell me in
2:07:46
their bike. I'm gonna feel like the dumbest person
2:07:48
ever Yeah, I
2:07:51
mean I had a moment earlier this
2:07:53
week where I I thought Out
2:07:56
loud I thought out loud that we the
2:07:58
floors weren't invented till 18 1850
2:08:01
floors floors. What do you mean like
2:08:03
hardwood floors? That's it. That's there's
2:08:05
nothing more to say about that Is
2:08:08
it anticipate what somebody else is
2:08:10
saying project oral sensory seeking? Projecting
2:08:16
yeah, maybe project rejecting what you're thinking. Yeah,
2:08:18
maybe projecting. I don't know All
2:08:20
right, you're fire fresh. We have to yeah, we love you Hank my
2:08:23
love you. Hey my fire. Give me high Love
2:08:25
you guys. Thanks Hank. I fucking
2:08:27
love you. I love you, too I'd fucking die
2:08:29
for you. I'd die for you, too. Maybe
2:08:31
I wouldn't die for you. I don't know if I'd die for
2:08:33
you I Would take I
2:08:37
would take like a bullet to the arm for you Someone
2:08:39
else wanted to die for you guys and said to me
2:08:41
I'd be down to let them for solely but if it
2:08:43
was yeah Yeah, yeah, I'd die for you.
2:08:46
I'd die for all of you guys. Thanks. Really?
2:08:48
Yep Fuck I'd
2:08:50
you know what I'd fucking die for you guys. I just died
2:08:52
for Hank. Oh not us man I
2:08:54
mean, so would you die for I? Kill
2:08:57
for you guys. Oh Respect
2:08:59
that's what I'm talking about me my dog.
2:09:02
Yeah All right, so
2:09:04
we got a couple people Darren Ravel Who
2:09:08
else we got well, I was gonna say oh Jay, but nature
2:09:10
took care of that yeah, maybe it was means Yeah,
2:09:12
thanks means. Thank you means hat
2:09:15
tip means all right your fire recipe. My fire
2:09:17
fest is Again, Blake
2:09:19
related because I just found out yesterday We've
2:09:21
he's had his shoulder problems right and I'm
2:09:23
like what's going on with this dog. He
2:09:25
can't walk. He's limping around We
2:09:28
gave him rest. He's just been chilling Still
2:09:31
limping around took him in yesterday for a CT
2:09:33
scan cat scan which is ironic because he's a
2:09:35
dog, but they scanned him and His
2:09:38
shoulder is fine But both of
2:09:40
his elbows are messed up so he's
2:09:42
getting double elbow surgery what next
2:09:45
Thursday Tommy John He's getting double Tommy John.
2:09:47
Holy shit next Thursday So I've
2:09:49
got a right Jeff passing these like is
2:09:51
it overuse is it the uniforms? What is
2:09:53
it it was he not trained as a
2:09:55
young dog to play other sports besides jumping?
2:09:58
So what is double elbow surgery look? So
2:10:00
I thought about that. I was like, is he
2:10:02
going to have like casts on each arm where
2:10:04
he's going to be in a front wheelchair? Yeah.
2:10:06
So apparently it's like it's scope. So
2:10:09
they say he's going to walk out of the hospital that
2:10:11
day. Oh, they're going to clean something up. But then it's
2:10:13
just, yeah, it's a cleanup. They're like, Mark Pryor had seven
2:10:15
of those. He turned out fine. Yeah. So Blake is going
2:10:17
to be on not necessarily bed
2:10:20
rest, but just like walking around rest, no
2:10:22
running rest for almost the whole summer. But
2:10:24
then he should be good after that. But
2:10:26
yeah, he's going to come home from the hospital
2:10:29
with two big like soft casts on
2:10:31
each arm. Double elbow surgery is a crazy thing to
2:10:33
go under. There's some somebody in a TV show, I
2:10:35
feel like broke both their arms.
2:10:37
Are you thinking of Ricky Bobby? Yeah, Ricky
2:10:39
Bobby. Yeah. Yeah. That was both his legs,
2:10:41
his legs. Yeah. And they weren't actually broken.
2:10:43
Yeah. But that's dog's arms are kind of
2:10:45
legs too. Yeah. It's like
2:10:48
the old wherewood dog wear pants. Yeah. Yeah. I
2:10:50
wouldn't assume that it would be around the neck,
2:10:52
right? Because they're all they're
2:10:54
all legs. Yeah. They're all legs,
2:10:56
all four legs. They have four legs. That's good. That's
2:10:58
good that you're not doing this surgery before you're conducting
2:11:00
every party. That would have sucked for Blake. It's really
2:11:03
good. Yeah. Blake's going, this is last hurrah. Yeah. He's
2:11:05
going to jam out. It's his national party. Yeah. So
2:11:07
anything that you need your dog to do two legs,
2:11:09
let me know what I should do with Blake in
2:11:12
his last week on his original legs. It's crazy. Double
2:11:14
elbow. Double elbow surgery at the same time, which is
2:11:16
good because if it was one elbow
2:11:18
and then another elbow, like six
2:11:21
months later, he'd be like, fuck this. I don't want
2:11:23
to go through rehab again. I already know this. I'm
2:11:25
not doing it. That's the other thing. I got to take
2:11:27
him, I got to put him on like underwater treadmills and get
2:11:29
him rehab. That rocks. Yeah. He's going
2:11:31
to have a blast. You got to get a
2:11:33
GoPro to get video of it. Yeah. I should.
2:11:35
Yeah. All right. My fire fest is, I've talked
2:11:37
to Hank and PFT about this and it's not
2:11:40
a fire fest. It's
2:11:42
a, I have a funny
2:11:44
content idea that's not funny at
2:11:46
all fire fest. My
2:11:48
daughter's class has lice, lice
2:11:51
outbreak. She does not. We've
2:11:53
checked every single day, but it's
2:11:55
crazy how fast the lights just goes around like
2:11:58
a preschool. It
2:12:00
was like boom boom oh, it's in this classroom. Oh,
2:12:03
no, it's in this. Oh, it's literally everywhere Either
2:12:06
way don't have lights in my house. Thank God
2:12:09
knock on wood checked every day no lights
2:12:12
But when I was telling PFT and Hank It
2:12:15
did dawn on me that it would be very
2:12:17
funny if we had a lice outbreak here at
2:12:19
Barstool, Chicago So funny how I don't know I
2:12:21
haven't that's yeah, I have the idea I have
2:12:24
the idea I don't
2:12:26
know where how it gets to make
2:12:29
money and have everyone laugh But
2:12:31
the idea is get a lice outbreak in
2:12:34
the office. So I swear to God I forgot about
2:12:36
this conversation We had a couple days
2:12:38
ago. It isn't there's a there's a
2:12:40
nugget of a good idea in there somewhere Yeah, you're out
2:12:42
how to present. I know that's what you want to do,
2:12:44
right? That's what that's why you wanted to leave part of
2:12:46
my take for good three years ago This
2:12:48
is it. This is a race. We gotta talk out
2:12:51
the idea Idea as head of
2:12:53
content you have to figure us how you have
2:12:55
to help us figure out how to turn
2:12:57
this little nugget into a Great package presentation
2:13:00
that's fully sponsored. Yeah, because that's thumbnail that's
2:13:04
Like What
2:13:12
happens if you get bad life what actually There's
2:13:15
a shampoo for like worst-case scenario say you didn't
2:13:17
know you had life no, you know untreated life
2:13:20
You know because you scratch the get what I
2:13:22
was gonna say is I I completely forgot about
2:13:24
this conversation with you I
2:13:26
woke up this morning. I swear to God my
2:13:29
head was super itchy Oh and I spent
2:13:31
all morning just scratching my head took
2:13:34
a shower shampoo didn't didn't look for any lice
2:13:36
or anything But now I'm worried
2:13:38
because I had an abnormally itchy head. Oh,
2:13:40
you might have a voice. Do you look?
2:13:43
No, I don't yeah. Yeah. All right. Go
2:13:45
you know you look no you look I
2:13:47
said you look like you're calling fine glass.
2:13:49
I Let's
2:13:51
figure it out. I swear to God my
2:13:54
head was super itchy this morning. I'm
2:13:56
not joking pickets
2:14:00
looking through the matching
2:14:02
hoodies. This is nice visual. We're like a
2:14:04
couple monkeys picking bugs off each other. No,
2:14:07
I think. Am I clean? No, you have dandruff.
2:14:10
I have dandruff? Yeah, you need. Oh, the same
2:14:12
color. Yeah, no, you have dandruff. I have dandruff.
2:14:14
You need the dandruff shampoo. I have dandruff? I
2:14:16
use the dandruff shampoo. I've never had dandruff. Yeah.
2:14:19
Yeah, you just have dandruff. You use some dry
2:14:21
skin. No, I've got ericith. Yeah.
2:14:23
Dandruff is perfectly normal. Yeah.
2:14:28
You sell some blue. Well, that's a load off
2:14:30
my back because for about 30 seconds there, I
2:14:32
thought. No, yeah, you don't have lice. I was
2:14:34
putting the pieces together. That's any bugs. It's just
2:14:37
some dandruff. Okay. So yeah,
2:14:39
back to lice. How do we do it? I think maybe
2:14:42
we need to get a sandbox and make
2:14:44
everyone bring backpacks every
2:14:46
day because lice go, they can survive
2:14:48
in sand. That's how it happens a
2:14:50
lot with like kindergarten and
2:14:52
all that stuff. Yeah. So maybe that's
2:14:54
what we do. And then I'll get the lice. In
2:14:58
a jar? No, I'll put them
2:15:00
in my head. Your head. And then I'll be
2:15:02
patient zero and I'll just pass it around and
2:15:04
we'll be like, yeah, think
2:15:06
about something. It's kind of happened when COVID
2:15:08
happened. It's kind of like a, maybe like
2:15:10
a Mr. Beast type video. Like that person
2:15:12
to not get lice wins. Most contest, yeah.
2:15:14
Yeah. Lice survivor. I wonder if we could
2:15:16
dye the lice so we could see him
2:15:18
like more clearly. Day glow.
2:15:20
Yeah. Just replace all the lights
2:15:22
with UV lights. Someone figure out
2:15:25
how to get from office
2:15:27
gets lice to make money funny.
2:15:30
Yeah. Let us know. Sound
2:15:32
off in the comments. What
2:15:35
Max, you got, Max has something. No, this
2:15:37
is just so random that I don't. You
2:15:39
brought up UV lights. Did you see that there's
2:15:41
a college baseball team that's just doing a complete
2:15:44
UV baseball game with a
2:15:46
black light? No. And like glow in
2:15:48
the dark uniforms and balls.
2:15:50
Savannah bananas? No. I'll
2:15:53
say it. Black lights suck. Okay.
2:15:56
Because I don't come in my pants, but I always,
2:15:58
when I see a black light, I'm like. I
2:16:00
come in my pants. Oh, yeah, like a
2:16:02
hotel room. Yeah, no, or like a bowling alley I
2:16:04
just go to a bowl a blacklight bowling alley. You're
2:16:06
like, I don't I don't remember ever
2:16:08
coming in my pants But who put this
2:16:10
come on my pants? I I think from time to
2:16:12
time black lights are black lights matter to me It's
2:16:15
matter. Oh, this is actually awesome. Yeah, it is that
2:16:17
it that does look cool This is very cool But
2:16:19
do you guys not have the same fear whenever you
2:16:21
go to like a blacklight bowling alley, you know You
2:16:24
know that there's not a problem with
2:16:27
spill guy. There could be a problem Yeah,
2:16:30
this is very cool. We should do a
2:16:32
blacklight part of my take. Yeah,
2:16:34
there's probably come in this studio Or
2:16:37
something you think anyone's fucked in the studio. No,
2:16:40
I have not I Have not hug.
2:16:42
I have not I have not I have not
2:16:44
pug it pug is not here to answer Memes.
2:16:48
Oh a lot of people been in this office means
2:16:51
memes definitely Okay,
2:16:54
Jake finishes off yeah on a similar note
2:16:57
I've also mice Yeah, I've been itchy
2:16:59
this week, but it's because I got freaking
2:17:01
destroyed by mosquitoes Yeah
2:17:05
To show it it was really bad no
2:17:07
bugs for you after the
2:17:10
first day Too late. Do
2:17:12
you you one of those guys is like bugs for some reason
2:17:14
like me more than ever. Yeah Yeah,
2:17:19
remember that time we went to oh sorry
2:17:21
disc golf I know that no where's we go
2:17:23
fuck that we say whatever we want who we
2:17:25
went on Long Island and we got Billy into
2:17:28
A veggie Roy. Yeah Billy got alpha gal. Yeah,
2:17:30
it was so bad. Yeah similar to that bugs.
2:17:33
Yeah the the
2:17:36
That's actually missed the first day Like
2:17:38
the first day with the bug. Yeah, because I'll be
2:17:40
back next week and I'll be prepared I like a
2:17:42
good bug bite. How many did you did you kill
2:17:45
Jake? What was that max?
2:17:47
That's it. Just a horrible Yeah, bug bites of
2:17:50
the worst. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa I agree. I
2:17:52
don't like a lot of bug bites No, you
2:17:54
don't want any but one or two good bug
2:17:56
bites and you can itch it. I
2:17:58
kind of like it but then you It starts bleeding and
2:18:00
the scabs and the scars come. I'd rather have three bug
2:18:03
bites than one. That's kind of where I'm at. If you
2:18:05
have one, then that's all you're thinking about. Well, if you
2:18:07
have one, you just assume it was a spider that bit
2:18:09
you in the middle of your seat. I'd
2:18:11
like a good bug bite. Just a good
2:18:14
old fashioned bug bite. Like maybe on
2:18:16
the top of your shin. Nice
2:18:18
little spot. You can scratch it a little.
2:18:23
I feel like that's- No one's with me? I feel like
2:18:25
you might be at an island where you have a few
2:18:27
bites in life and be like, what was I thinking? No
2:18:29
one's with me? All right. That might
2:18:31
be a little like S&M thing where it's like
2:18:33
a little bit of pain feels good. Just one.
2:18:35
Sometimes feeling bad feels great in a place like
2:18:37
this. Just like one good bug bite. I
2:18:41
don't want a lot. Anything more than a
2:18:43
couple and you're just like, this fucking sucks. I can't believe
2:18:45
I forgot to put on bug spray which Jake's going through right
2:18:47
now. But a single bug bite on the
2:18:49
top of your shin. Just a little itch. Not
2:18:52
so bad. I'll give you some of my
2:18:54
blood and maybe they'll come find you. A little blood
2:18:56
transfusion? Get in that young blood, yeah. We
2:19:00
should do a black light blood transfusion with lice.
2:19:02
And then we should make all our younger employees
2:19:04
give their blood to us. This
2:19:06
feels like an extended, if I ever asked today has
2:19:08
it been an extended brainstorming session? Yeah, it's been good.
2:19:10
There you go. Okay. The
2:19:12
lice thing, I do think that we can work with
2:19:14
that. Yes, thank you. Because I remember when I initially
2:19:17
said it, like that's a bad idea. I'm happy that
2:19:19
you've seen the lice. I think you get two teams
2:19:21
and then see which one can get fully covered in
2:19:23
lice. A game of tag with lice? Lice cross. Yeah.
2:19:27
Lice are so gross. Remember when Clay Travis just willingly
2:19:29
said his kids had lice? Oh yeah, because he was
2:19:31
mad at the airline for not letting him fly. I'm
2:19:33
starting with the airline there. Only time
2:19:35
ever. Okay, good
2:19:38
show boys. Numbers.
2:19:41
Eight. What
2:19:46
number is lice? Three. What
2:19:49
number is lice? 10
2:19:55
to 15. I'll go 10. Any
2:20:00
any questions you want to ask? What
2:20:04
is our question you'd like to ask somebody oh Puck
2:20:09
PFT have you ever got this?
2:20:11
I was oh no I was just asked plugging shame if
2:20:13
they fucked in the studio Is that what you're talking about?
2:20:15
Yeah? Plug Shane
2:20:17
if you fucked in the studio No
2:20:22
not yet Max
2:20:25
have you ever gotten this? Nope
2:20:28
we have to add you to the wall of fame good answer buddy. I would like to be
2:20:30
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2:20:41
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