After a long holiday break, the boys are back, and the vibes are bad. The boys recap all the hard hitting soccer news, analyze Europe’s top leagues and the Champions League group stage, and the vibes are still so bad.

Crossing the Sauce

Sep 28th, 2023 1h 30m

The boys return to preview the Champions League and consider the coconut. Then they take out their maps and protractors and dive into a little political geography

The Good (Milan), the Bad (Man U), and the Pirate

Aug 27th, 2023 47m 11s

Doni dives into the pit of despair that is Manchester United while Eric pleasures himself to AC Milan’s excellent start to the season. The dichotomy of good and evil.

European Soccer Preview Spectacular 2023-24

Aug 12th, 2023 1h 12m

The boys continue the summer of silly and preview the upcoming European soccer season, plus a surprise bald manager power ranking. Spoiler alert: Pep will never be number 1.

Silly Szn

Jul 26th, 2023 1h 11m

We are back (again)! The boys tackle all of the geo-political issues of our time: sportswashing, human rights violations, and FDR’s New Deal. Plus the boys break down all the transfer rumors, and discuss the American Stallion in Milan.

If You Score a Bunch of Goals, But Never Win Anything, Are You A Loser?

Apr 28th, 2023 1h 17m

After a 5 month sabbatical, the boys are back to discuss all things soccer, their dreams, and their nightmares.

The World Cup Group Stage Check In: Undefeated, yet Winless

Nov 29th, 2022 2h 19m

The boys discuss the group stage thus far with one match remaining for each team, and set the stage for the USMNT’s must win clash against Iran.

World Cup Special Part 2: The Best of The Rest

Nov 19th, 2022 1h 30m

The boys are back to discuss all things World Cup, give their picks, and predict the World Cup winners.

World Cup Special Part 1: The Yanks Go Marching In!

Nov 17th, 2022 1h 33m

After an emergency couples therapy session, the boys are back! It is time to put European club soccer in the rearview mirror with all eyes on the World Cup. In a special Star Spangled Awesome episode, the boys break down the USMNT roster and t

Ballon de Benz

Oct 19th, 2022 53m 27s

Karim Benzema is crowned the best player in the world, apparently it is not okay to vape on the bench, and Own Goal Podcast’s future is in jeopardy after the boys get into a heated debate about THAT Tomori red card...

Tuchel Deez Nuts

Sep 8th, 2022 2h

Gates sends Tommy Tuchs to the Shadow Realm, Doni smiles when he says the words “Manchester United,” and the boys preview the Champions League.

The Worst Kind of 69

Aug 16th, 2022 1h 45m

Soccer is pain. There is no joy. There is no hope for a better tomorrow. Only the guarantee of more suffering.

Blue Balls

Aug 3rd, 2022 1h 21m

The boys catch up on all the news, including major transfers, before previewing the upcoming club season. Soccer is back! (Almost)

The Third Annual Ownies

Jul 12th, 2022 1h 48m

After the skipping the Ownies in the strange 2020-21 season, the only awards that matter in soccer are back! Plus a recap of all the major transfers and rumors as we are deep into silly season.

Italy is Red!

Jun 3rd, 2022 1h 30m

Milan are Serie A Champ19ns again! The boys recap the end of the European soccer season, plus a new cuck has revealed himself, and Gareth Bale: Wales, Golf, Lana Rhodes. In that order.

2 Ericks 1 Don

Apr 28th, 2022 1h 31m

The boys are back and so is Hot Guy of the Week. The boys dive into the electric Champions League action. Plus a recap of Europe’s top leagues and a bold shake up to the Bald Manager Power Rankings.

THE USA IS A SOCCER COUNTRY

Apr 2nd, 2022 1h 14m

We are back, baby!! And the boys are talking balls.

And Here We Go!

Mar 22nd, 2022 1h 19m

The boys are back to skim over Europe top five league’s, recap the Champions League round of 16, and do a deep dive into all things USMNT with the end of qualifying looming large. God help us all.

Anti-Putin Podcast

Mar 8th, 2022 1h 40m

The boys do not talk about the geo-complexities of post-Soviet Europe, do talk about the Russian soccer ban, and also analyze the UMSNT’s latest setback, as well as all the European soccer action over the last few weeks.

Star Spangled Awesome

Jan 24th, 2022 1h 5m

The boys ignore the Europeans for once, with all eyes focused on team USA and the upcoming USMNT qualifiers.

Status Update or Softcore Porn?

Jan 3rd, 2022 1h 6m

The boys are back! After a long break, the boys ring in the new year with the happenings of the soccer world these last three months, review the horny soap opera that are the Icardis, and break down the Champions League Round of 16.

Traitors and Liars

Sep 28th, 2021 1h 19m

Doni yells at Eric, Hulk impregnates his niece, the boys recap the European club seasons, and preview the upcoming USMNT World Cup qualifiers

Will the Real Fullbacks Please Stand Up

Sep 14th, 2021 1h 20m

The boys recap a painful World Cup qualifying start for the USMNT, question the competency of MLSGregg, and Eric picks Fred to win the Ballon D’Or.

In Memoriam: Jack Grealish, Gone and Forgotten

Aug 26th, 2021 1h 48m

Didier DesCHUMP is insecure about his D as the boys recap a summer of international tournaments, plus a little USMNT talk, and the dread of a new campaign

EuroTrash 2021 Preview and USA Are Kings

Jun 9th, 2021 1h 58m

The boys break down America’s great triumph in the most prestigious international tournament: the CONCACAF Nations League. Plus the in depth Euros preview you didn’t ask for, and maybe didn’t want.