0:01

You know

0:04

damn well what you're doing mister and shame

0:06

on you. And who loves you and who

0:08

do you love? Just

0:15

do it. Whoa. Oh.

0:20

Oh. Oh

0:22

so yuck. Some things can be looked after

0:24

where I hope they

0:28

do. This is the free hell that

0:30

you get off my plane. I'm

0:35

gonna try to get through this video without crying. The

0:40

new kid is the out victim mouth podcast. Now

0:43

here's your host, midnight

0:46

mic, Joe and

0:48

Coor. Stretch.

0:51

Hey everyone

1:02

welcome back to another fun filled

1:04

podcast adventure. Hooray. It's

1:07

midnight mic. Cretchet is over there

1:09

on screen. Yeah. It's

1:12

time for a freak out freak

1:14

out. I gotta I gotta

1:16

do something. Maybe I rearranged

1:19

the discord image thing

1:21

so I think

1:23

you need less dots now. Stop

1:25

messing with me. I don't think I moved it. I

1:27

don't know. Maybe I did

1:30

but the Joe's over there too. Let's not forget. What?

1:33

Oh Ryan. I'm

1:35

here. He's there. Hey

1:39

it is all happening people. It's

1:41

happening people. It's happening

1:43

right now. It's

1:46

all happening. We have I

1:48

think we have a terrific show for everyone

1:50

out there. I

1:53

maybe. No. Yeah,

1:56

you don't sound confident here. Well.

2:00

I want to believe I think we give

2:03

with enough positive energy and Enough

2:06

optimism we can get through the show

2:08

and have a positive experience for everyone

2:10

involved including us and the listeners Before

2:14

attitude is half the battle it

2:16

really is Do

2:20

I have you been watching the

2:22

fallout TV series on Amazon? not

2:26

no I I

2:29

don't know if I want to hear what you're gonna say

2:31

about it I've

2:33

watched the first two episodes and

2:36

I think it's pretty darn good Okay,

2:39

it's pretty good fun. Did it looks

2:41

fun. It's gory It's

2:44

got all the elements from the

2:47

fallout game franchise that you might

2:49

like if you're Not

2:52

familiar with the game fallout. It's

2:55

like a post-apocalyptic post nuclear

2:59

war scenario basically if you

3:01

mix The Jetsons

3:03

with Mad Max you again. It's

3:05

like some sort of like optimistic

3:08

futuristic But Mad Max kind of

3:10

scenario that's what you would fall

3:12

out And overall

3:14

I think it's acted very well. It looks fantastic

3:16

There's enough little Easter eggs in there for people

3:18

who love the game if you're

3:20

not if you have no familiar If

3:23

you're not familiar with the game at all You

3:25

might be a little lost for like

3:28

the first half of the the the

3:30

episode one But beyond that I think

3:32

you stick with it. You're gonna have

3:34

an amazing and delightful time. Thank you

3:39

Well a couple things How

3:42

come out of all the movies they've

3:44

remade or cartoons they've turned into movies

3:47

Scooby-Doo? Sedra they

3:49

haven't done Jetsons feel like that should be

3:51

a natural. They should have done it. Yeah,

3:53

and then as far

3:56

as the fallout

3:58

game there is there was

4:00

like this 50s 60s kind

4:02

of factor to

4:04

all the promotions it was you know

4:06

what I mean like yeah that and

4:08

that's where that's why I kind of

4:10

put the Jetsons in there because the

4:12

Jetsons had that very optimistic vision of

4:14

the future and that's

4:17

initially what fallout's background is

4:19

is like this 1950s 60s vision

4:22

of the future where there'll be

4:24

amazing technologies and automation for people

4:26

in the future and then it

4:29

gets distorted into like

4:31

this Mad Max kind of version

4:34

of it in reality so

4:37

it's an interesting kind of counterbalance

4:39

to that optimism versus that the

4:42

grit of steel

4:44

and blood in a post-apocalyptic

4:47

scenario well

4:49

this coming from the guy who

4:51

still watches anything Walking Dead I'm

4:53

yes skeptical fair enough

4:55

I mean that is a fair point I don't

4:58

know what to

5:01

say to that other than you're right

5:04

there's the comments in the chat some

5:06

other people are there they agree I

5:09

know some people have claimed that it's woke I

5:12

have not seen that yet there

5:16

are different people there's there's

5:18

female characters there's male characters

5:21

I haven't detected any gay mutants

5:23

or anything like that that

5:25

are roaming the wasteland there could be there I don't

5:27

know pan

5:30

pan people don't know parasexual

5:32

there's there's a non binary character

5:34

and they refer to her she

5:36

it as such okay so it does if

5:39

you're if you catch it it's distracting I

5:42

maybe I haven't made it to those episodes

5:44

yet like that I'm only first it's in

5:46

the first two episodes oh well maybe I

5:48

overlooked that maybe I was a one

5:51

not actually watching it are you just like you have it

5:53

on in the background and you're doing other stuff I'm actually

5:55

watching Star Trek I got watched and I'm watching follow it

5:57

in the background while I'm watching Star Trek in the foreground

6:00

So I'm doing a lot of things here.

6:03

So maybe if

6:05

that's there, he didn't get

6:07

my attention. But beyond that, it's

6:09

seriously good. It sticks out like a sore thumb

6:11

when it comes up. It is not a huge

6:13

plot point or a character that is a

6:16

major part of the overall story. Are you

6:18

watching it? Oh yeah, I saw

6:20

the whole thing. Yeah. Oh, okay. Did you like

6:22

it, Gretchen? It

6:25

needs, what

6:27

it really needed was about a 10 to 15 minute

6:31

like prologue at the beginning setting the stage

6:33

because it is confusing for someone who's not

6:36

intimately familiar with all the Fallout games. And

6:38

yet I know the backstory of Fallout 3,

6:41

changing its setting halfway through, which is why things don't

6:43

add up and why they have 200 year old cars

6:46

that look like they're 30 years old sort of thing.

6:49

I get that from a set design standpoint.

6:52

To your comment, it is overall, the

6:55

set design is fantastic, it's well done. It

6:58

is not super woke. They did not

7:00

dramatically change the source material,

7:02

which means whoever the showrunner for that one

7:04

has probably already been fired and Amazon will

7:06

screw it up for season two. Yeah,

7:09

well. High hopes that it maintains its

7:12

high quality. I hope so, because it's

7:14

movie quality. There's a lot of fun

7:16

things to it. It does feel like

7:18

a video game at times, but not

7:20

like the way they did with the

7:22

Doom movie with Dwayne The Rock Johnson,

7:24

where it felt a little

7:26

hokey at times. It seems like they

7:29

put a lot of care and effort into it. I

7:32

only wish they would have put this much care

7:34

and effort into anything Star Wars, but no. Well,

7:37

Amazon famously spent half a billion dollars on the rights

7:39

to the Lord of the Rings thing and then couldn't

7:41

figure out how to just follow the frickin' books and

7:43

had to make up their own shit. Well,

7:46

they, so to put that

7:48

in- And the Wheel of Time, they did

7:50

the same thing with the- Yeah, Wheel of Time, they really biffed, but

7:52

with the Lord of the Rings thing, is

7:55

that they only bought the rights to a

7:57

section of, the

8:01

no no no no that's not true

8:03

they have the rights to the entire

8:05

Silmarillion and all the unfinished tales there's

8:07

a there's thousands of years of backstory

8:09

stuff and they were like you know

8:11

what we're gonna do our own thing

8:13

well it was it was it was

8:16

I'll say it deliberately it was art-hearted

8:18

I watched the entire thing of that

8:20

there were some interesting points but they

8:22

did seem to fumble and

8:24

they didn't feel very Tolkien-esque

8:27

the world that you didn't even see no way

8:30

no one talked about it and

8:32

it passed yes completely under the radar

8:34

of all nerds including myself means

8:37

that no one cared much like the

8:39

Eclipse no one's talking about the Eclipse

8:41

anymore and no one's talking about we

8:43

were all supposed to die yeah well

8:46

you know come on I warned you guys when

8:48

you brought up all those stories about the

8:50

National Guard and all this stuff going on

8:52

and I said nothing was gonna happen and

8:55

all this stuff because I went through this

8:57

seven years ago the last eclipse they canceled

8:59

work they sent the kids home from school

9:01

it was hiding your basements and panic and

9:03

nothing happened and exactly had already that's right

9:05

Alex came out and said you're already dead

9:07

just because the eclipse come is coming harder

9:09

dead inside no speaking

9:11

of Alex Jones you guys Wendy's amount shows clips of the

9:13

week yeah let's

9:19

go all the way back I believe we can

9:21

go all the way back to Thursday

9:25

yes we can go all the way back to Thursday

9:28

so let's check out and see what Alex was

9:30

doing back then for

9:32

no reason you get a large

9:34

erection I've seen those headlines right

9:36

you're making a point about room

9:38

where from your phone's a little

9:40

muffled talk right in your receiver

9:42

I love the Alex Jones listener

9:45

base who has the worst phones on the planet

9:48

yeah I gotta collect those that there's got to

9:50

go into a new page of just Alex Jones

9:52

talking about phones I

9:54

have been working on my Alex Jones

9:56

list page in crash today Here's

10:00

what I got Some

10:03

Alex Jones like lists. This

10:05

is what I've been managed and thank you by the way for

10:07

there was a new one like that Over the last week. Thank

10:10

you by the way for that search engine You

10:13

gave me the the recommendation. He used this

10:15

search It's called easy find and it's able

10:17

to go through my network storage and I'm

10:19

able to find things in a much quicker

10:22

way So here's a just a few lists. I

10:24

got a generator. I got a shotgun. I got

10:26

a rifle. I got a four-wheel drive Cigarette

10:29

and then you know this lottery tickets

10:31

and chewing Did you got

10:33

one you got this sweet potatoes

10:35

and collard greens a big salad

10:37

a big corn on the cob

10:39

and deviled eggs and Green beans

10:41

and chicken fried steak and these are the

10:44

great ones. It doesn't matter if you're a corporate

10:46

bureaucrat Doesn't matter if

10:48

you're the FBI the CIA doesn't matter of your

10:50

school teacher doesn't matter if you're an automaker Whether

10:52

you are an automatizer or

10:56

shopkeeper Whether

11:05

you're a Militarium Queen

11:08

you could be a police officer. You could be a

11:10

school teacher. You could be a trash collector You

11:13

could be a politician you could be a musician.

11:15

Are you the whole earth Superman? Are you Batman?

11:17

Are you Aquaman people? Are you a this? Are

11:20

you a furry? Are you a Reptoid

11:22

are you an alien? I? Think

11:26

you've got enough there for the the the

11:28

the guidance school or the guidance counselor sketch

11:30

Okay, Alex Jones is a guidance counselor and

11:33

it's got some weird list here Monday

11:35

Tuesday, Wednesday Thursday and now

11:37

it's Friday. Yep Correct

11:41

that's how it works the Pick

11:44

some of those one-star reviews, you know on

11:46

all the different platforms like the iTunes and

11:49

everything A lot of them say that

11:51

we make fun of Alex Jones. Well, you

11:53

know, we're not of any stature to do

12:00

On the surface, yes. I

12:03

think we pay homage to Alex Jones

12:05

and I think it's a it's a

12:07

loving It's a it's a loving like

12:09

ribbing of he's doing I Think

12:12

we respect him. We like his show. We like

12:14

his I think of all of us or all

12:16

of us I would say we we like his

12:19

over-the-top personality, which is really

12:21

what it is his his on-air personality

12:23

his bombastic You

12:27

know garyless personality, yeah, he's a

12:29

restless He's

12:31

basically so yeah, he's a wrestler doing

12:33

mic work and he's in the current

12:35

events conspiracy theory arena, Reno We're not

12:37

doing that. He keeps getting proven correct.

12:40

Yeah, and we're not like I I

12:42

will clip things that

12:45

Strike a chord with me and

12:47

use those clips that I hear

12:49

in my head I'm not doing

12:51

this to Dan Bon Gino or

12:54

Like Rush Limbaugh because they're not that

12:56

entertaining. They're not that funny They don't

12:58

have that much of an out

13:01

there personality to do that, too Alex

13:03

Jones is that person where you can play

13:05

a clip from Alex Jones. That's hilarious equally

13:09

true and also equally

13:12

Disturbing because of the context of

13:15

the situation in which whatever we're talking

13:17

about time So it works on many

13:19

different levels comedy sadness depression

13:21

and prophecy There

13:24

you go. I I think the homage

13:27

Claim is the exact one. I'm like Alex

13:30

Jones was right became a meme

13:32

for a reason. Mm-hmm. You

13:34

know exactly He's

13:36

hilarious. Like that's the thing is that like we're not

13:39

making fun of the guy. That's I that's how you

13:41

know It's a bad take and these one stars. I

13:43

mean, that's I don't listen That's

13:45

all you need to know. People do not listen.

13:47

I mean they might hear the show, but they

13:49

don't actually listen exactly Here's

13:52

Friday April 19th. Let's see what

13:54

Alex is saying. Barbie the goddess

13:56

of feminine enlightenment is teaching the

13:59

young girls art of sacrificing your

14:01

children to Moloch. Here, Paul Harvey says

14:03

his name, it's just loaded with crap.

14:05

Oh, you want the taxpayer to pay

14:07

for a penis and a vagina? We

14:09

don't go to Wikipedia, we've known for

14:11

decades, it's crap. Wow, Civil

14:13

War was worse than I thought it would be. I

14:18

think he's talking about the movie there.

14:20

He probably shares the same movie review

14:22

as our buddy Joe over there. And

14:27

we got to Monday, April 22nd, here we

14:29

go. Alex

14:32

Jones is controlled by Jewish wizards and

14:34

it's back. That's her piece folks. Being

14:36

naughty and liking Hitler is good. Do

14:38

they speak to a gay art? I

14:40

get demon guard. I

14:42

have a right arm in these people. He just

14:44

watched the Nazi suck his friends drive. Hitler was

14:46

a great guy and he was the answer to

14:48

everything. I don't care if Hitler wants to kill

14:51

me, he's God. How Hitler?

14:53

He's got farmers and it's

14:55

auto mechanics and it's truck drivers and it's

14:57

school teachers and it's police officers and it's

14:59

firefighters and it's family counselors

15:01

and it's pastors and

15:04

it's factory workers. Jews

15:06

are the most evil thing on the planet.

15:08

My grandfather's going to Nazi rallies in Dallas,

15:10

Texas. Why

15:13

would he say that? There's another main group in there. I'll

15:17

get it. And

15:19

then we have, this is the last one. This is

15:21

from Tuesday because he took Wednesday off. He

15:23

had a big week back and that's too much. He had to

15:25

take a break. So here we go. Here's

15:28

Tuesday. Get kids, hurt kids. Get them,

15:30

get them. Go F yourselves. Hillary died

15:32

at Gitmo and Elon Musk was killed

15:35

and everything's fine. I'm back in the

15:37

saddle again. I'm back. Sometimes

15:39

the colors are terrible, most of them

15:41

are great. That's all real. That's all

15:43

being rolled out. That's all happening. Wait

15:46

for Joe to get real hardcore because

15:48

behind the scenes he's hardcore. We're invincible.

15:50

JFK senior is Q and the

15:52

world is flat. Wait,

15:56

JFK senior is Q? Is that a theory?

15:59

That's what I... Yeah, they said JFK Jr.

16:01

was alive. I mean,

16:03

that's how crazy that Q-Shit got. Yeah,

16:06

but he said senior. JFK Jr., they'll say

16:08

JFK Senior is Q. Oh. He must have

16:10

said it wrong. He must have. I don't

16:12

know. Maybe there's probably a theory out there

16:14

about that. Isn't JFK Senior like

16:16

JFK? Yeah, back

16:18

into the left. Headshot McGee over there.

16:21

As he was known in college. It

16:23

worked out that way. It was self-fulfilling.

16:26

It was just weird. He was like, dude, that's weird.

16:28

Shut up. Don't tell people that. Oh,

16:31

boy. Well, there's the Out Jones Cliffs of the

16:33

Week. Let's move

16:36

on and do some

16:38

headlines, please. Hey!

16:44

Bullshit! Make

16:46

sure you grab that clip out of there with all the

16:48

lists. I got it. I downloaded it. I

16:50

usually do, like, every few

16:52

weeks I'll download everything and put them in

16:55

the fun bag. And now

16:57

that I can search the fun bag, the

17:00

grab bag, the fun bag, throw them over there. And when

17:03

I can quickly search over there, I

17:05

can pull them out. We

17:07

got Mike's Fun Bag. We got Joe's

17:09

Junk. We got Crutchet's Crevice. Mike's

17:13

Fun Bag. I don't want to

17:15

be anywhere near any of this. Joe,

17:18

did you not realize there's an homage channel to you

17:20

called Joe's Junk? Is there?

17:23

Yeah. You got a whole channel. You

17:26

got a whole channel of your stuff in there. All

17:30

right. Join the discard, people. It's

17:35

people, what they're doing is they're collecting

17:37

topics that would be appropriate for a

17:39

random rant. Oh,

17:42

shit. Check

17:45

it out. You get a whole channel. You

17:47

own your own channel, too. Check it out, people.

17:49

I'll do it while I'm watching Fallout tonight. There

17:51

you go. So

17:55

there is a supposed

17:57

brand new UFO. whistleblower

18:01

and is making quite the stink

18:05

on Twitter and in the UFO

18:07

community. Yes. This guy, his name

18:09

is Jason Sands. Uh,

18:12

he has been verified that he

18:15

has worked for the United

18:17

States Air Force for 20 years and

18:20

he's coming out and he's talking and he's saying

18:22

a lot of things and

18:24

it's unconfirmed whether or not he

18:26

acted, had any active participation in

18:28

any of these crash recoveries

18:30

or UFOs, but people are listening to him.

18:33

He did this big Twitter spaces, uh, where

18:36

he got on there and people just asked him a

18:38

bunch of questions and the

18:41

reason why this is coming up is that this guy

18:43

is being featured in a brand

18:45

new documentary by James Fox and James Fox

18:47

is a pretty prominent and respected, uh,

18:50

ufologist and put out a lot of

18:52

movies in, in recent years and people

18:54

looked at him as, uh, as a

18:56

person of note and respect. And James

18:58

Fox has included this new whistleblower, Jason

19:00

Sands in his movie. But a

19:02

lot of this, a lot of his background

19:05

is not really shaping up. I'll go over,

19:08

um, some of his claims

19:10

and then play a clip from

19:12

a YouTuber who is a former

19:14

fighter pilot and is all into UFOs now

19:16

and just trying to, should

19:18

we believe this guy or not? Because

19:20

apparently Jason Sands, this whistleblower

19:23

has testified to the UFO committee.

19:26

Uh, so he's under like sworn

19:29

testimony under penalty of perjury, I

19:31

suppose. Um, so he's been included.

19:34

Is he being included as a disinformation agent?

19:36

Possibly. Is he just doing this to, to

19:38

make some money and get some, uh,

19:41

some fame and notoriety as possible. Yeah,

19:43

but it's also possible he has some legitimate claims.

19:46

So up on screen here is a Twitter post.

19:49

Try to bust this down as quickly and

19:51

easily for people out there. But,

19:53

uh, this is what it says.

19:56

Whistleblower in H eyes

19:58

are working alongside humans. So

20:00

non-human intelligences are working

20:02

alongside humans from

20:04

sunday Reading for you

20:06

long post with lou reference at

20:08

the end i'm skeptical, but this

20:10

is relatively interesting. So i'm sharing

20:12

it read it all so

20:16

After the answer from jason sa jason

20:18

sand's last night. I wish the

20:20

follow-up would have been how do you

20:22

know this? in the quote

20:24

below Uh, yeah, yeah,

20:27

the twitter space is well, it's an

20:29

interesting thing It can be it

20:31

can really turn into a shit show pretty quickly

20:35

But here's what jason sand said All

20:38

I know is that something? Uh,

20:40

all I know is that sometimes they

20:42

were in labs. Sometimes they weren't Uh,

20:46

but that is but that was very tenuous

20:48

if they were in labs that that's all

20:50

I know in other words They didn't want

20:52

to be actually in labs with humans because

20:55

you know It's just not

20:57

something they wanted to be a part of so

20:59

I know that something That

21:01

definitely something I have some inkling of and

21:03

that's as far as I can go

21:05

with it Is that something

21:08

they don't want to be helping us build weapon

21:10

systems? um And

21:13

then people chimed in Um, so

21:16

this guy is this flat out saying

21:18

that humans are working alongside aliens

21:21

Just to simplify it and

21:23

there's no evidence Uh

21:26

to back it up. He claims

21:28

to have certain firsthand knowledge at

21:30

least of being at certain bases

21:33

There's no photographs. He doesn't have any other

21:35

sort of documentation Related

21:38

to this And he

21:40

might be just a person who is

21:42

spinning the story to get attention But

21:45

he it has been confirmed that he's been at at

21:47

these bases and he has Been

21:51

in the u.s. Military. So i'll play a little

21:53

bit of clip from um this

21:57

youtuber and i'll

21:59

bring it up on it you can

22:02

kind and I'll post a link to this

22:04

conversation in the Twitter spaces so you can

22:06

listen to it sensational

22:09

claims but not a lot of

22:11

substance he

22:14

has been so here we go

22:16

me see if I can boost boost us up starting

22:22

it up here we go I

22:28

guess speaking out checking

22:31

with my my own sources though he is one

22:35

of the whistleblowers apparently he

22:37

has met with the insiders and

22:39

he has he has gone out to the bases

22:42

he's gone out to the desert and

22:45

he did testify to arrow testified

22:50

to the ICIG as well

22:52

so he is one of the 40 whistleblowers Stephen

22:55

Green Street was actually there and asked

22:57

questions there seems like there's

22:59

a fake website on Jason

23:02

Sands this is a looks like a photo

23:04

taken from him on a blog somewhere and

23:07

then someone who knows built a

23:09

fake website with fake lawyers which

23:12

is just amazing it looks like

23:14

are they trying to discredit him so

23:17

it seems like wild accusations on

23:20

both sides but he

23:22

was in the Air Force that was about

23:24

DD 214 and

23:27

he has gone through the process of

23:29

doppler and he should be in James

23:31

Fox's documentary if that's still gonna happen

23:33

very interesting story I don't really know what to make

23:36

of it it's listening

23:38

to it's just a mind-blowing he does back

23:40

up all the all the claims made by

23:42

that we are capturing craft and he does

23:44

seem to have backing from seems

23:47

like Llewelyn Elizondo Leslie Kane was also

23:49

in in the meeting there so

23:52

I figured I would just play the entire

23:54

x-space here you can check

23:56

it out for yourself I'm

23:58

still trying to kind of mentally Packet

24:01

and see what's going on. So

24:03

this is Jason Sands on

24:05

the full x space The

24:08

this guy just goes ahead and plays like the

24:11

six-hour Twitter

24:15

spaces right there, but Just

24:17

read down a little bit more

24:20

of this someone asked like hey

24:22

just to clarify you saw ETs

24:24

working with humans in black op

24:26

areas before you join the RV

24:28

in unit They were the recovery

24:30

unit and after you

24:32

retired from the army, then someone said yes How

24:34

many times and he said the only three I

24:37

just like to add like from this could be

24:39

a different whistleblower Just like to add for most

24:41

of the times when some outsider

24:43

which I was to these units comes in

24:45

the personnel There don't seem to be like

24:48

to be seen they are Trapped

24:51

at the workstation. So either you turn away from

24:53

the outsiders or do something to make themselves Unidentifiable

24:56

as at a quick glance. So since

24:58

I saw what I thought to

25:01

be an alien quickly turned away

25:03

myself There it is always

25:05

a possibility that it was just some human

25:07

who had put on some kind of gag

25:09

mask to hide His or her identity. I

25:12

don't believe that to be the case in

25:14

those instances But I still have

25:16

to be honest and hold that as a

25:18

possibility This

25:20

goes on and on and there's not a

25:22

lot more information on this But he did

25:24

testify and I think he's gonna be

25:27

telling more in that Documentary that

25:29

comes out with James Fox here Pretty

25:32

soon, but wanted to bring that

25:34

up. It's It's not

25:36

much but it's been making a lot

25:38

of waves in the UFO community and people

25:40

are kind of saying Smells

25:45

like BS so But

25:49

I'll move on I got I got another a

25:52

little piece of interesting News

25:54

and I don't know if you can correct

25:56

me if I'm wrong if we covered this story Maybe

26:00

we did and I don't want to step

26:02

on your toes, but this is paranormal stuff

26:07

But it also seems like a story that you might grab

26:10

is it about sexy Bigfoot because otherwise I'm

26:12

not touching it It's not about sexy Bigfoot.

26:14

It's about Bigfoot

26:16

in a murder. Oh the

26:18

guy who claimed Bigfoot was gonna come after his buddy and he killed

26:20

him and all that stuff. Yes, I Grabbed

26:23

that a few weeks ago, but we did not cover it. No.

26:25

Okay. Well, I got it here and I'll

26:29

see if I can bring this up on

26:31

screen. So Here it

26:33

is up on screen The

26:36

trial began Tuesday for a man accused of

26:38

killing friend. He thought summoned

26:40

Bigfoot Yeah, Charles

26:42

had to begin Tuesday for Potomac

26:47

County man who allegedly killed who allegedly

26:49

killed his friend on a fishing trip

26:51

because he thought the man was

26:53

going to feed him to Bigfoot so he

26:56

can claim self-defense here is what I think

26:58

we're We're looking at but

27:00

here is the the news report The

27:03

tents may finally be gone, but as

27:05

frightening new video shows again Creating

27:08

dangerous situations on the Venice boardwalk and

27:10

frustrated neighbors. It's not what I wanted.

27:12

That's not it's not even

27:15

even related Related

27:18

to that that was a homeless fighting in

27:20

California, but I kind of want to hear

27:22

the rest of it It's not

27:25

related at all. Here we go Charles

27:27

said to begin tomorrow for a Pontotoc County

27:29

man who allegedly killed his friend on a

27:31

fishing trip because he thought the man Was

27:34

going to feed him to Bigfoot? 55

27:37

year old Larry Sanders is charged with

27:39

first-degree murder and the It

27:43

happened in July 2022 when the

27:45

two men were noodling on the South

27:47

Canadian River near Allen they got

27:49

into a fight and that's when Sanders

27:51

admitted to authorities that he strangled

27:53

And beat Knighton his body was found

27:56

the next day in the woods

27:58

court records show Sanders waved his right

28:00

to a jury trial last month, meaning a

28:02

judge will determine his fate when his

28:04

trial begins tomorrow. Well, Larry

28:07

Sanders, you should have demanded a trial

28:09

by combat against Bigfoot. Yeah,

28:12

and you can win because Bigfoot probably

28:14

most likely wouldn't show up due to

28:16

prior conflicts. Like, ha ha, I win!

28:18

Prior commitments, that's why. For

28:21

my next witness, I call Bigfoot! Shit,

28:24

did you watch that movie? Which

28:26

one? The Bigfoot movie. All

28:30

of them? Oh, the one that came out of the

28:32

theater? The most recent one? Yeah. No,

28:34

I did not. No. I'm surprised

28:37

you haven't said much about it.

28:39

We played the trailer and it kind

28:41

of looked like a quest for

28:43

fire kind of thing, where there's

28:45

no real verbalization. It's

28:47

all acting out. I don't

28:50

know. I don't know. I would watch it if

28:53

I could rent it cheaply. It's got

28:55

to be cheap! I was looking at it. Yeah,

28:58

I'm not going to go see the theaters. Never mind.

29:01

Sorry, not trying to derail. No, that's fine. Who's

29:04

the, isn't, there's a semi-famous actor

29:06

who's in that. Oh,

29:11

the guy who played in Arrested Development.

29:13

The guy from The Thing in the

29:15

Place? No,

29:18

he's the other guy. You're thinking of the other guy.

29:21

That's the Thing in the Place guy. Tom Shammabukuro?

29:23

Yes, it's Tom Shammabukuro. You

29:26

were thinking of Michael Cera and it

29:28

was, think of

29:31

it in a minute. Shaky Stevenson, Joseph.

29:34

Shaky Stevenson, Joseph. Tom Pappard. Might

29:36

have been. He would

29:39

have been Tom Pappard. Darrell, Michael, Joseph,

29:41

Tim, Todd. Yeah, all

29:43

those guys. Kevin,

29:45

David, Tyler, Darrell, Joseph, Paul, Gordon,

29:47

Todd, James. I have a

29:50

long name. Just naming his kid.

29:52

Stop! Stop, man. There's

29:54

not room on the form. Jesse Eisenberg. Jesse J.

29:56

Mann. He's

30:00

in there. Uh,

30:04

just another piece of paranormal news over here.

30:08

Uh, this is, says, hey,

30:10

Kingman, Arizona crash confirmed. And

30:13

this is like a little chat

30:15

between Christopher K. Mellon. I

30:17

believe he was some deputy at the

30:19

Pentagon. He was actually instrumental in funneling

30:22

out that initial TikTok video in 2017.

30:26

And he's been pretty active on

30:29

UAP UFO disclosure. And he got

30:31

into this conversation with somebody.

30:34

And according to him, um, on

30:38

this, uh, in

30:40

this Slack chat or some kind of chat

30:42

app, he's confirming that

30:45

there was, uh, a crash.

30:49

So Christopher, Christopher Mellon is on the right hand

30:51

side. And there is a senior

30:53

USG official on the left hand side.

30:56

And, uh, the, the, the

30:59

senior official says right now we

31:01

haven't gone far back. We're dealing

31:03

with the recovered UAP that landed

31:05

in Kingman, Arizona in the fifties.

31:07

We're vacuuming up info as

31:10

redacted gets it, uh,

31:14

gets read in. We now

31:16

know the management structure and security

31:18

control systems and ownership of

31:21

the crash recovery. We also know

31:23

who recovers landed or crashed UAPs

31:25

under what authorities. We also

31:27

know that, uh, a still highly

31:29

classified memo by the secretary of

31:32

the United States Air Force from

31:34

the 1950s is still in effect

31:36

to maintain coverup on UAPs. We

31:38

also know that the SES twos

31:40

who's, uh, the air force gatekeeper

31:42

and the name is redacted there.

31:45

So he got into like a little conversation

31:47

with somebody and, uh, I

31:49

guess someone who's still senior and to

31:51

say, Hey, uh, these crash

31:54

retrieval programs are legit and

31:56

it goes back to the fifties when it comes to secrecy, which would

31:58

make sense. So

32:01

maybe something will come with this, maybe not.

32:06

But it's just another thread. Tugging

32:09

at threads here. That's all we're doing. Tugging

32:12

at threads. And

32:16

so for something a little different, to

32:18

cleanse the palette, this is suspicious,

32:23

but it's not paranormal.

32:27

Don't bring this up on screen. UK's

32:32

only munitions factory explodes just

32:34

days after US Army ammunition

32:37

factory catches fire in Scranton,

32:40

PA. Oh really?

32:44

A little guy from Scranton. His grandpa

32:46

did everything. I

32:48

know a guy from Scranton whose uncle was eaten

32:50

by cannibals. Used to say, Joey

32:52

honey, when I was eight I worked at

32:54

the munitions factory. I set it on fire.

32:57

I'm not a joke. I drove a truck.

32:59

It's not a joke. The

33:01

United Kingdom's lone munitions filling

33:03

factory exploded on Wednesday just

33:05

two days after

33:08

a fire erupted at the Scranton

33:10

Army's munitions plant in Scranton, PA.

33:13

I could have swear

33:15

I read a story about

33:18

another ammunition or munitions plant

33:20

in Louisiana that done

33:22

blown up within the past

33:24

six months. But

33:27

maybe I'm misremembering. I'm

33:29

wondering if they allow smoking

33:31

at these locations. Oh, no. Well,

33:33

if they're union, the union workers,

33:35

they may have fought for their right to smoke while

33:37

they work. And it's their

33:39

right. As

33:42

the Gateway Pundit previously reported on

33:44

April 15th, the Scranton Army munitions

33:46

plant, the United States primary producer

33:48

of the 155 millimeter

33:50

artillery shell bodies caught fire. They

33:53

need those for Ukraine. Not

33:57

unless they don't need them anymore. burn

34:00

it down to pump more money and

34:02

to build a new factory for a whole different set of

34:04

munitions. Oh, claim the insurance and

34:06

then build a new factory with all their

34:08

fresh Congress money. Yeah.

34:11

Just two days later, on April 17th,

34:13

a section of the United

34:15

Kingdom's lone munitions factory exploded after a

34:17

single shell went off inside the factory.

34:20

The explosion occurred at the

34:22

BAE Systems Munition Factory

34:25

in glass-corded Wales. The

34:29

BAE System is the biggest defense contractor

34:31

in Europe and the seventh largest

34:33

in the world. I guess I've never heard of them.

34:36

You know about these people, Crudridge? Right.

34:39

BAE Systems? No,

34:41

that's probably some bullshit

34:43

conglomerate based in the UK. What was the name

34:46

of the town they're in? It

34:49

was glass-cord, G-L-A-S-C-O-E-D.

34:56

I just want you to keep saying Welsh town

34:58

names. Glass-cord? The

35:02

cause of explosion of the munitions factory is currently

35:04

being investigated. Well, they said it was a shell,

35:06

but yeah, I guess you got to be like,

35:08

what caused that shell to explode? And

35:12

okay. It was right before I got it. I said,

35:14

hey, watch this. And

35:16

you know. All

35:20

right. Just a couple

35:22

things going on here. And

35:26

some more current events right here. I'll

35:29

do some other current events. Here's

35:31

a headline here that you got to know

35:34

about. You got to know about this. Walmart

35:36

joins other big retailers

35:39

in scaling back

35:41

on self-checkout. Oh, really? So

35:44

I do have a news report

35:46

here. This is from CBS. We

35:49

love CBS. But where are all the millennials going to go get

35:51

their groceries if they have to go in a line and talk

35:53

to a person? Now that is a

35:56

difficult part for people not trained to talk to

35:58

humans. This will come as what a show. to

36:00

them and they might have to just order everything on

36:02

Amazon. Oh, that's right. Okay. They

36:05

can just order it door dash and then when someone shows

36:07

up and rings the bell, they'll hide.

36:10

Yeah, leave it by the door. And then when they

36:12

see that guy leaving and they'll go out and get their

36:14

groceries. I don't want to make eye contact with these people.

36:16

You go off the handle, but they'll

36:19

play this news report here in a second. As

36:21

soon as this ad gets done playing, for whatever

36:23

reason, my Brave browser is not blocking ads

36:26

over here and I demand it

36:28

to block these ads. Something's

36:30

going on. Something goofy is going on over here.

36:33

Here we go. Here.

36:39

Tomorrow, you will probably notice a change

36:41

at checkout. Customers who choose the

36:43

self checkout line will now be limited to only 10

36:45

items. So the express

36:47

self checkout lanes are expected to be

36:49

in place in most of the stores

36:52

tomorrow. The popular retail chain is making

36:54

all these changes all because they tested

36:56

a program at 20 of its stores

36:58

last fall. And Target says it will

37:00

be opening more employee staff checkout lanes

37:02

in order to help customers that do

37:05

have more than 10 items. Target isn't

37:07

the only retailer though that's appearing to

37:09

shift away from self checkout counters. In

37:11

fact, Dollar General is removing self checkout stands in more

37:13

than 300 of its stores that have

37:16

the highest rates of shoplifting and

37:18

merchandise loss. The company says

37:20

the stores that do offer self checkout

37:22

will be limited to five items or

37:24

less. Dollar General says they hope that

37:26

this switch will reduce that merchandise loss

37:28

and theft. And that's what it's

37:31

all about. That's what it's all

37:33

about. Oh my God. Come on.

37:36

Run this run this gift of a guy at the

37:38

checkout. This is pretty interesting. Okay. Hey,

37:41

so my husband works in a grocery store here

37:43

in town. And

37:46

boots on the ground. I'll

37:48

tell you the

37:51

stories he tells me about these people who

37:53

steal at the self checkout they think they're

37:55

invisible. There's like people who pick their nose

37:58

at the uh

38:00

in their car yes you know what i mean and they

38:02

think they're invisible you can't see in that glass joe that's

38:05

only for me looking out like the

38:07

shit he says that they're doing at the self-checkout

38:09

is that it's it's galling if you think but

38:11

then they come back and do it the next

38:13

day they'll be telling you know hey you didn't

38:15

scan this and all this like you try to

38:17

be as polite as possible because there are policies

38:20

or you're not supposed to dive tackle these people

38:22

which is what i would do speaking

38:25

of the devil he just got home

38:27

so he's doing this fiesta metal shit

38:29

where so for san

38:31

antonio they do these metals and

38:34

uh put it

38:36

up he pulled it up for the video people

38:38

at home hold up your your

38:40

things so some

38:43

people get into these metals yeah

38:45

let's see

38:49

oh wow that's some flair right there yeah

38:52

it's flair this thing is holy

38:54

shit he's been doing

38:56

this stuff for what seven days now it's

38:58

a week so

39:00

a week do you wear that

39:04

well he started wearing it um

39:06

seven days ago but the fiesta

39:09

thing they give out metals at all

39:11

the different stores it's loosely connected to

39:13

um marty gra okay

39:17

yeah it's uh by the same

39:19

group something zulu something

39:23

chakazulu it's something

39:25

zulu it has something to do with like

39:28

you know whatever it sounded racist

39:30

but there's a bunch of black people in

39:32

this group that were on the parade float

39:34

that's the thing is so bizarre it's like

39:36

two weeks of debauchery so

39:40

when it works at the grocery store are

39:42

people just ripping things off left and right

39:45

yes yes okay oh and there was

39:49

that was this lady at this at

39:51

central market and heb here in town

39:53

i haven't seen her in a while but like

39:56

i would ride my bike to these grocery

39:58

stores and she saw saw me at,

40:01

you know, H-E-B or Central Market, I

40:04

would just be there. And she was,

40:06

I don't know, pushing 400 pounds. She

40:08

was in one of those little carts,

40:10

you know, that you use to

40:12

get around. Yeah, they're fun. Yeah.

40:15

But she would just steal shit from the

40:17

store, like just visibly stealing stuff. But yeah,

40:21

the self-checkout things, whatever

40:24

their reason is, it's probably

40:26

theft. Yes, they're

40:28

trying to skirt past that. Although Dollar

40:30

General is just coming straight out and

40:32

saying it's theft. Target, Walmart, they're

40:36

trying to skirt around it.

40:38

So self-checkout increased in popularity among

40:40

retailers and customers during the pandemic,

40:43

allowing shoppers to limit their contact

40:45

with other help with others. This

40:48

is bullshit. Self-checkout has

40:50

been around a lot longer than

40:52

that. No, only since COVID, Mike.

40:58

Quote, it's a love, it's a very love-hate

41:00

technology. A lot of customers see it as

41:02

a deterioration of the services and they have

41:04

to do more of the work on their

41:07

own. Yeah, no one needs to bag your

41:09

groceries for you. Yeah, that was nice. Now I

41:11

bag my own groceries. Yeah, what the hell is that all about?

41:15

I see Costco in November

41:17

added more staff in self-checkout

41:19

areas. That sounds contradictory, but

41:21

okay. Well, because

41:23

to Joe's point, the staff in the self-checkout

41:26

are just watching to see who's

41:28

stealing shit. Oh, they did this.

41:30

So Costco in November added more

41:33

staff in self-checkout areas after finding

41:35

that non-members were sneaking in to

41:37

use membership cards that didn't belong

41:40

to them at the self-checkout. Yeah,

41:42

and I share my Netflix password too.

41:45

Come and get me, coppers. Costco said,

41:47

uh, Costco said

41:49

shrink had increased. I guess, I

41:51

mean, it said, wait, did

41:53

they mean a spokesman for Costco or

41:55

Costco itself is now speaking. Costco said

41:58

shrink. Yeah,

42:00

I'm had Costco had

42:02

increased in 2023 in part. We

42:04

believe due to the rollout of

42:06

self-checkout I shrink or they think

42:09

it's an interesting term in it's

42:11

called inventory shrinkage. Okay, which is

42:13

their way of saying theft Okay, nice way

42:15

to say that so replace the word shrink

42:17

with theft and the read a sentence again

42:19

Okay, Costco said theft had

42:21

increased in 2023 in part. We believe

42:23

due to the rollout rollout of self-checkout

42:26

Another approach is adding receipt scanning gates

42:29

at the self-checkout areas Which Safeway has

42:31

done in multiple locations in California in

42:33

addition to shutting down self-checkout and I

42:35

go by the way it is

42:38

Mm-hmm. They have no right to check your receipt

42:41

Well They can do it

42:44

though. Yeah, there's nothing to stop them from

42:46

asking you are not required to show them receipt You

42:48

just walk right by okay. Good

42:51

fuck. I'm curious. I don't know about the rest you guys We've

42:54

noticed recently when you go to the grocery store the

42:57

self-checkout which there are more and more of them

42:59

are busier Than the lanes

43:01

where there's a clerk sitting there with nothing to

43:03

do It's

43:06

faster to go through the old school lines

43:09

and then stand there and watch them bag your groceries

43:12

Then it is to go through the self-checkout. I

43:15

think you're probably correct And

43:18

you go to Safeway and they've got this little like Section

43:20

corral dot because they always do that with the

43:22

self-checkout They kind of make you go through the

43:25

little like Disneyland line. Mm-hmm, and then there's like

43:27

six self-checkouts. It's a freaking zoo in there Where

43:30

I just keep going another 30 feet and there's like three

43:32

lanes with people staying there Yeah,

43:36

I know I go to fresh times to

43:38

mostly get our groceries and at fresh times

43:42

They have self-checkout and one person all

43:44

like we've got only one person at

43:46

the checkout and it's usually never that

43:48

busy And so we

43:50

try to go use the human. We say

43:52

human please check us out. We're

43:55

gonna use your services and Then

43:57

while they're while they're scanning your stuff and bagging groceries, they

43:59

can just take arm loads of shit and walk

44:01

out the door. They don't bag, we bag. That's the

44:03

thing. It's like, why are you bagging? Because

44:05

if you stand there, they will bag for

44:08

you. They will, but they bag it wrong.

44:10

And... Well, there is that. Yeah, the... I

44:12

don't know about you. Do

44:14

you organize your cart? Are you one of those

44:16

people you organize your cart? So it's easy to

44:18

bag and then they screw it all up at

44:20

the register. We have a method and the method

44:23

works for us. But

44:25

I don't trust them to bag like everything. They'll

44:27

put like the milk on top of

44:29

other things. And you know, it's just the name of

44:31

the milk on top of the bread. Yeah. Fuck off.

44:34

Crush that bread. Fuck that bread. Fuck

44:36

your bread, man. You pay seven bucks

44:38

for your bread. Fuck your bread. Oh,

44:41

we buy it buying whole wheat, huh? Watch this.

44:44

Put all the soup cans on top of it. But

44:48

I got just a little bit,

44:51

one more piece of news before I

44:53

throw it over to Joe. Here we

44:55

go. Okay. It's

44:57

not even news. Is this some video? It

45:01

is just some video of what

45:04

is going on in this wacky,

45:07

crazy country of ours.

45:09

Let's see here if I can get

45:12

this up on screen. My

45:17

dog's barking. So what

45:20

is going on? Well, it's happening now

45:22

up on screen is that my

45:28

dog's barking. He's going, he's going crazy up there.

45:32

It says on screen

45:34

here happening now. Mass chaos breaks out

45:36

at college campuses across the United States

45:38

as pro-Palestine protests intensified

45:41

Columbia, Harvard, USC, University

45:43

of Texas. And we're

45:45

watching is just some video on screen here of

45:49

the police taking out their batons and

45:52

specific calls specifically

45:54

here. Texas state troopers have been

45:57

deployed and reportedly

45:59

made dozens. of arrests at

46:01

University of Texas in Austin. Harvard

46:03

Yard has been taken over by Palestine

46:06

protesters who are sitting up camp

46:09

after the university threatened to take action. And

46:12

so it is just, it's

46:14

gone bonkers at

46:16

the campuses around the country when it comes

46:18

to these protests. And

46:21

this is like the summer of love. Again,

46:23

it's a great time. Good time. Good

46:25

time. Why is it that

46:28

these all sprung up simultaneously all

46:30

over the country, seven months

46:33

after the actual event? Well,

46:37

sorry, it's definitely coordinated. Now

46:39

who's coordinating it and why that remains

46:49

to be seen or really

46:51

understood or investigated. It's either

46:54

I guess it's the

46:56

DSA. The DSA, the

47:01

socialist, the democratic socialist

47:04

of America. Yeah. Okay. Do

47:06

you think it's them? It's possible. I think so. Yeah.

47:09

Very possible. It could be

47:12

a Chinese influence campaign

47:14

or destabilize America. It's

47:16

Russian propaganda. It could

47:18

be Russian propaganda. We

47:21

got, we got, we got to throw that in there. But

47:25

yeah, it's a, it's going crazy. I

47:29

also like how the general mainstream media

47:31

is not covering this because

47:33

it's, it's one of those things where

47:36

logically it would be their listenership, their

47:38

readership, whatever you call it, their people

47:41

who are now against the, but they have,

47:43

but the, the mainstream has the, the marching

47:46

orders of the war machine to crank up and

47:48

support the war in Israel and

47:50

support Israel. So now you've got

47:52

these people approaching us again. So they're just not going to want

47:54

to talk about that. Well, to be fair, it is

47:57

mostly peaceful. I'm

48:00

sure a video of a guy getting cracked in the

48:02

skull with a stick. I mean there's

48:04

this one person There's probably hundreds there and

48:06

so by definition it is

48:08

mostly mostly peaceful We

48:11

please keep the chatter to a minimum There

48:14

was some weirdness with everybody getting the same 10.

48:16

I don't know if you saw that no I

48:18

don't know So

48:20

there was sort of like the mysterious

48:22

bricks showing up before the black lives

48:24

matter protest thing so you that

48:26

was a little Confusing but

48:29

this tick tock thing and the Chinese

48:31

influence that thing sounds like so

48:34

I heard another stat today and Dave Rubin

48:36

Oh, you know of course

48:38

was saying that like for every

48:40

one post that supports Israel There

48:42

are 10 posts that support Hamas

48:44

because that's the only choice. It's

48:46

not like Palestine is

48:49

under siege It's like you're Hamas

48:51

like you whatever like you can't

48:53

have any in-between and it's all

48:55

binary and that's on tick tock And

48:57

the question is is like well, what if

49:00

that's just an organic? Ratio

49:02

because all the polls show

49:05

that these protests could be

49:07

organic Maybe

49:12

but I mean all at the all

49:14

these different universities in a very similar

49:16

timeframe I

49:19

don't know I think it's easy to

49:21

get some believers on board But then I think

49:23

that there's a lot of people who will just

49:25

be like yes I'm protesting against the establishment and

49:27

I don't even know what that means Oh, yeah,

49:31

I think there's a lot of young people down

49:33

there that don't really know what they're protesting exactly

49:36

And I think there's been even some like

49:38

me and on the street kind of interviews with some

49:40

of these people and they don't really know Which

49:44

is I mean is there right they can go out

49:46

there and just protest whatever but you probably should know

49:48

a little bit He

49:51

doesn't seem organic and it definitely

49:54

has the same flavor as the

49:56

summer of love the joy George

49:58

Floyd protest the problem is This

50:00

is against Joe Biden and the

50:02

current administration. Now we see the

50:04

neocon agenda is

50:06

what they're protesting, is

50:08

the neocon agenda. And

50:11

they don't really know how to respond to it. And

50:13

so they're gonna have to either crack some skulls,

50:17

pump out some really amazing propaganda that

50:19

the young people are gonna buy. And

50:23

if they are able to force the

50:25

sale of TikTok, then change the algorithm

50:27

to feed them only the information that

50:29

they wanna be fed. They

50:32

want them to be fed. I

50:36

don't know if you're TikTok protests, but

50:38

it definitely doesn't seem super organic. And

50:40

I don't really have like a lot

50:42

of support for these people because a

50:44

lot of them are chanting horrible things.

50:47

At least some of the videos that I've seen, they're chanting horrible

50:49

things and they

50:52

don't seem to be super pro

50:55

liberty. I

50:57

will say that. But

51:00

that's what I got. You're talking like a communist,

51:02

Mike. Come on. I know, I know. Wait a

51:04

minute. Oh, I am. All

51:07

right. Thank you, comrade. You're possibly.

51:09

Yeah, rad. Point of

51:11

order. Some of us here in the

51:13

back have trouble with the flashing light. I see that no

51:15

one's clapping for me. I

51:18

see that no one's clapping for

51:20

me. I love it. Wasn't that the recording from

51:22

the DSA? Yes, it is. Isn't that their conference?

51:24

Yeah, and they also said this. Please

51:27

do not use gendered language.

51:32

Okay, lady. I mean, sir, ma'am. Quick

51:35

point of privilege. Point

51:37

of privilege. And like the chatter,

51:39

yeah. There's a lot of whispering and chatter going on.

51:43

You didn't like that chatter. All right,

51:45

Joe, it is your turn. See

51:57

what you got over there. Joe's

52:02

got a mute button. Oh. Oh,

52:04

right. Joe,

52:08

I thought I was the Gorgon. You had

52:10

Alex Jones stammering. Yeah, he did. Yeah. I

52:13

thought I was going to be the Gorgon. Anyhow,

52:15

I just saw this. jabroni

52:18

posted this. I

52:22

don't know much about it. Okay, good. We'll find

52:25

out together. I think it's your protests. Yeah. Yeah.

52:28

Let's find out together. I remember

52:30

the summer of love and all that stuff was

52:33

what led up to the protests. Like they're

52:36

going to I think they're going to pull out

52:38

all the stops to you

52:40

know, this whole thing has to

52:42

be on shaky ground. You know

52:44

what I mean? Like it's a floor with

52:46

any foundation. You guys like the

52:48

floor is lava and you don't know where the

52:50

lava is and we're all going to be so

52:53

disoriented by the time November shows up.

52:57

This is okay. This is interesting. I'm

52:59

just declared. I'm just going to play this.

53:01

This is from today. This is from today.

53:04

But okay. We've

53:07

got priorities, dude. All right.

53:10

I'll play this. I'd like to know if this is from

53:12

today. If this is from today, then this is very

53:15

curious. We

53:20

go up here and play it over here. Sorry,

53:22

people. It's a

53:24

lot of chattering. There's

53:31

no audio on this thing. I

53:34

heard audio. Can I play it in? I'm

53:38

not getting any audio. I don't know what they're doing. Do

53:40

they strip it out? Is it the Ben Swan one?

53:42

That one? Yeah. Yeah, there's

53:44

audio. I'll see. Here we

53:46

go. There is a little. Okay. Maybe

53:48

a little bump. Sound a button

53:51

there. Here we go. The Red House is

53:53

considering declaring a national climate emergency. The

53:56

Red House and the Stifle Oil Development.

53:58

That's according to Bloomberg. Meanwhile,

54:00

the administration is announcing

54:02

several projects. This. Earth

54:04

Week A plans include: solar

54:07

energy conservation, clean water, green

54:09

transportation, and cutting pollution. Or.

54:11

Some analysis we want to bring on.

54:13

Melissa launches Professor Ucla, Me and Vs

54:15

Climate School. She also hosts the Big

54:17

Switch podcast which explains how to rebuild

54:19

our energy systems. Thank you so much

54:21

for being here Thinks have any. Tell

54:24

me what a climate emergency is and

54:26

and what that might entail. So

54:28

we talk about the defense of for the

54:30

President declared simon emergency. What I'm saying is

54:32

you know at the national emergency going on

54:34

and I need extra. Powers Valid

54:36

Earth Onto That says. This

54:38

is a consensus. this isn't as his name.

54:40

this discussions can that many times, but if

54:43

it isn't A and the president have some

54:45

powers. In the short term, Mccourt Me

54:47

and what what might those powers look

54:49

like? And who would be? The.

54:51

First to be nervous about their powers the

54:53

President might have. In other words, I mean

54:55

would it be fossil fuel companies? Where did

54:58

Howard? How might that works Good And sergeant.

55:00

That president as as he would have access

55:02

a lot of empowers I know the thing

55:04

talked about is the ability to control our

55:07

able to sell off of hills of able

55:09

to export it are able to senator from

55:11

has to the world now obviously these countries

55:13

organizations that the plan on as experts they

55:15

would be concerned about it as a company

55:17

and that that's not all that president convicted

55:19

of hesitant to a lot to both strap

55:21

the manufacturing the position as clean energy technologies

55:23

and combined with another powers that he has

55:26

or that it to take advantage as he

55:28

can move the needle when it comes to

55:30

climate. Change and innocence says a mixed

55:32

bag. I will say when he

55:34

talks to companies uncertainties. Is.

55:37

The worst year I can plan around. It

55:39

I'm happy even if it's maybe not the awesome

55:41

I wanted to. The uncertainty of is is gonna

55:43

happen when my that happens hum and if is

55:45

implemented that is a stuff point. let

55:48

me ask you about the climate core

55:50

i'm my how did you understand the

55:52

climate core and why record has to

55:54

do it obviously had closed or fdr

55:56

com what what are we getting from

55:58

behind her wood stove discussed

56:00

yesterday. Yeah, so the Climate Corps is

56:03

trying to address, or at least as an outsider

56:05

as a professor at university when I'm studying it,

56:07

it's trying to address a couple different things. One,

56:09

we do not have the workforce that we need

56:11

if we want to reduce emissions. We don't have people

56:13

trained in the different

56:16

skill sets that we need and we need them

56:18

very quickly if we're going to respond to climate

56:20

change which is already happening and already affecting our

56:22

health. So as a result of that how do we

56:24

train up those people at the same time show

56:27

folks that there are opportunities for all

56:29

different skill sets, all different backgrounds to

56:31

contribute positively in their communities, in their

56:33

states. Pure fiction. Last question, we are

56:35

in a presidential year. Let's amend, and I'm not

56:37

going to ask you about the political

56:40

thing except this, try and do it this way.

56:42

There are going to be voters who care about

56:44

the climate. How do those

56:46

voters evaluate a sitting president and

56:50

what he has done and what he should have done

56:52

in the context of a world in which there's

56:55

a lot of partisan sugar where you can't just

56:57

wave a wand as a president. How should those

56:59

voters think about how they're going to evaluate if

57:01

they care about how they should evaluate. What did

57:04

he say? He asked the question of the

57:06

reporter, how should voters think? When

57:09

you look at the president, a president has a

57:11

certain number of powers. I mean we can go

57:13

back to schoolhouse rock days you know and who's

57:15

got the division of powers and where. The president

57:17

has certain ones that he can implement that he

57:20

can take advantage of, soft powers and hard power.

57:22

So which ones has his own success? If you

57:24

can look at the inflation reduction act. You can

57:26

look at other policies that have become law and

57:28

his role there, but also in terms of executive

57:30

orders what initiative he's taken. One example of those

57:33

is Justice 40. So how are we making sure

57:35

benefits go to communities that have

57:37

been disadvantaged and been under-invested. So it's

57:39

a combination

57:41

of things. Realizing the president in this country does

57:44

not have all the powers, only has some of

57:46

them. There's three branches of government

57:50

you knit with. It's so

57:52

crazy just listen to that.

57:54

He's so frustrating. What a

57:57

load of shit. Oh,

58:00

it's a climate emergency. Yeah. Everyone's worried

58:02

about the climate. We can't pay our

58:04

fucking bills. Homelessness is the highest it's

58:06

ever been. You know, inflation

58:08

is out of control. The border is

58:10

wide open. A climate emergency is what

58:13

we're looking for right now. Exactly.

58:16

We're out. Like we can't fucking

58:18

read a teleprompter. We're falling down.

58:21

We suck. Well, there's war everywhere.

58:23

Climate emergency. That's what they're fucking

58:25

doing. What is going on? Hmm.

58:29

Yeah. I mean, this is, uh, it's tops on

58:31

the list. They got, they don't have much to

58:33

talk about. Really. The Biden

58:35

administration doesn't have much to celebrate. And

58:38

so, uh, they have to, I

58:40

would imagine talk about the climate, talk

58:42

about a problem that they can, uh,

58:44

try to address. Yeah.

58:46

It's something I've described. It's, it's

58:49

like, they might as well do UFOs. Yeah.

58:52

In fact, they would probably gain more

58:55

traction if they did UFOs. Because

58:58

at least there's been hearings on that. Uh,

59:01

it's, it's bipartisan and, uh,

59:03

it's a, it's a curiosity and

59:05

they could probably spin it much

59:07

more quickly than, than,

59:09

uh, climate change and, uh,

59:11

yeah. Be it have Biden

59:13

be the UFO president. Uh,

59:16

that'd be great. Well, since

59:18

we know that this guy is

59:20

sharp, he's on the ball, he

59:22

knows exactly what the world needs

59:24

right now. The leader of the

59:27

free world declared a climate emergency.

59:29

He's got his finger on

59:31

the pulse of the

59:33

globe. He's leader of the free

59:36

world. This is one planet in

59:39

the United States is the

59:41

leading richest country

59:43

on the planet with the strongest

59:45

military. And trust us, we have

59:47

got the guy. Who everyone

59:50

can be confident is

59:53

leading it to. A

59:56

positive future for

59:59

us all the climate. Emergency is just one piece

1:00:01

of that, but let's look at him

1:00:03

in action. This is our this is our

1:00:05

guy in action Let's take a look at him. Here we

1:00:07

go He's

1:00:23

gonna leave He's gonna leave

1:00:25

but now he decided not to he did like

1:00:27

a little two-step and then he Looked

1:00:30

at people he did a little salute there. I

1:00:32

think he's better than he's ever been He

1:00:36

thought he was gonna hug something, you

1:00:38

know, we don't know. There's got to be 20 people

1:00:40

in the front row Joe you

1:00:43

count all the people this

1:00:45

is a Reproductive

1:00:47

freedom Biden Harris restore row

1:00:51

Reproductive freedoms. This is like an abortion rally,

1:00:53

but it is a campaign rally for himself,

1:00:55

but he looks great He

1:00:57

does he's looking better than ever better did

1:00:59

the 18 Wheeler thing. I think he said

1:01:01

this so much that uh He

1:01:04

actually believes it at this point. Yeah, I

1:01:09

Like it though, I like good good old Joe

1:01:11

Biden clips another four years it's

1:01:13

gonna be fantastic. Oh, it's gonna be amazing It's

1:01:18

got the Gateway Pundit over here this list let's

1:01:20

do this one. I'll bring this

1:01:22

up on screen. So we all can enjoy This

1:01:25

stuff together So

1:01:28

up on screen here Joe Biden in Tampa

1:01:31

Quote I used to drive an 18 Wheeler.

1:01:35

He did it. Wow, this is amazing Driving

1:01:38

a big race not a joke convoy

1:01:41

was about him You're

1:01:43

saying he was he used to lead

1:01:45

a convoy. That's crazy You're

1:01:47

probably not hard to believe but okay, I

1:01:50

love to see if Joe Biden was actually

1:01:53

on there in the CB green

1:01:55

convoy driving Joe

1:01:58

Biden right there Going

1:02:00

back to Scranton, by Joe

1:02:02

Biden on Tuesday traveled to Tampa, Florida

1:02:04

to participate in a campaign of it.

1:02:06

After wrapping up a speech at the

1:02:08

Hillsborough Community College, Biden headed

1:02:11

over to a campaign office in Tampa.

1:02:13

Biden told several lies to the campaign

1:02:16

volunteers. Well, how do we know? He

1:02:19

falsely claimed he was involved in the civil rights

1:02:21

movement as a kid. What

1:02:23

was that whole Corn Pop thing about? That was

1:02:25

probably can be angled

1:02:28

as civil rights. Spin that one is

1:02:30

civil rights. You know, then I helped

1:02:32

Corn Pop get into college. Then

1:02:36

he claimed he used to drive an 18 wheeler.

1:02:41

Besides, I used to drive an 18 wheeler,

1:02:44

Biden said to staffers at his campaign

1:02:46

office in Tampa. Okay. Well,

1:02:49

I had to work with the bandit

1:02:51

to get alcohol from Louisiana into Texas.

1:02:54

He was running

1:02:57

hooch back in the day. Do

1:03:00

you think he falls asleep at night watching

1:03:02

old movies and then thinks that's what his

1:03:05

life has been? I was on a cannonball run

1:03:07

one time.

1:03:10

Listen to him. Maybe we're not providing

1:03:12

context. Besides, I used

1:03:14

to drive an 18 wheeler. You

1:03:16

know what I did? That's

1:03:19

exactly right. Oh boy. My

1:03:22

mother would say you love trucks. I do. I

1:03:24

outrun that sheriff. I always love trucks. I'm

1:03:27

not talking about Diablo Burger at

1:03:29

the Chokin' Puke. Yeah,

1:03:32

this is one of Joe Biden's favorite lines. Joe Biden

1:03:34

has never driven an 18 wheeler. That was the closest

1:03:36

Joe Biden has ever got to driving

1:03:38

an 18 wheeler. It was riding in a truck in 1973. Okay.

1:03:43

Well, pretty much the same.

1:03:47

Close enough. You know, I love cranes.

1:03:49

I love trucks of all types. This

1:03:54

is from Guy on Twitter. There's zero evidence

1:03:56

that Biden used to drive an 18 wheeler

1:03:58

to the extent of Biden's trucking experience. is

1:04:00

that he rode in a truck once for

1:04:03

one night in 1973. He made sure

1:04:05

to return home by plane though. And

1:04:07

here's the article. What? The

1:04:10

31 year old Biden, a Democrat

1:04:12

who is in his first term, the Senator

1:04:15

returned to Washington DC by plane yesterday after

1:04:17

afternoon saying he intended to go before

1:04:20

the Senate this weekend

1:04:22

with a complaint. So I guess he was

1:04:24

someone said, Joe Hoppin my 18

1:04:27

wheeler and they try to drive him out

1:04:29

and then he found his way back to

1:04:31

DC like a dog. He kind of drive out someplace

1:04:33

and kind of lose him. They let him go. They

1:04:36

let him go. You're free boy. But he found his

1:04:38

way back. Or

1:04:40

was it that guy who he was the

1:04:43

story of Biden where he was skiing and then suddenly woke

1:04:45

up in the back of a truck and was in California?

1:04:48

That could be, yeah. So

1:04:50

he's actually believable for him. There

1:04:52

is like another clip here.

1:04:54

Wonder if this is Joe Biden hanging out in your trucks.

1:04:59

I hope it is. And anyway,

1:05:02

I was driving an AT wheeler man.

1:05:04

Oh yeah. I

1:05:07

got to. This

1:05:12

is Joe Biden trying to

1:05:14

relate to the common man.

1:05:17

That's all it is the best

1:05:19

he's ever been. He's trying to

1:05:21

relate to the average working class

1:05:23

person and

1:05:27

failing because he only, we

1:05:29

don't even know if he rode in the cab. He could have been

1:05:32

in the back of the truck. He

1:05:34

could have been a hobo, you know, like

1:05:36

trying to hoof it across America. Oh

1:05:42

my God. Biden has repeated

1:05:44

this lie many times. I used to

1:05:46

drive a truck. It's a long story

1:05:48

anyways. So I guess he's told

1:05:50

this many times. I'm going to see this other

1:05:52

time. Workforce is getting older. Not

1:05:55

that I am, but there are. I

1:05:59

used to drive a truck. It's a long story. Anyway, it's

1:06:02

getting hard and I thought I was going to get to

1:06:04

drive one of these suckers today. This

1:06:07

version of Biden is

1:06:10

the best Biden ever. I

1:06:13

do like truck driving Biden. That is great. I

1:06:16

mean, that's your show work. Like

1:06:18

Biden and then

1:06:20

the Biden. What happened to

1:06:23

the ball chin? Remember that? Yeah.

1:06:26

Yeah. That was a special day. Hey,

1:06:28

by the way, I have a ball chin

1:06:31

today, everybody. I mean, this

1:06:33

look, is this the one? His

1:06:36

chin looks normal here. There's no ball chin here.

1:06:39

Yeah, but there was the ball. So yeah, one where it

1:06:41

was on the plane. Oh, yeah.

1:06:43

Sure. Yeah, I'm sure Crutchick is buying

1:06:45

a picture. But go to this one. Did

1:06:48

you guys talk? I missed the

1:06:50

Saturday show. Did you guys talk

1:06:52

about the convenience store thing that

1:06:55

Biden showed up for?

1:06:57

No, he went to sheets and there was nobody there.

1:07:00

Yeah. No, I don't think we did. Now

1:07:02

they're like. And then they filed a lawsuit

1:07:04

like the White House filed a lawsuit against

1:07:06

them for racial discrimination. Oh, wow. Not

1:07:10

something like the same day that he went

1:07:12

in there for this photo shoot like this

1:07:15

PR disaster

1:07:18

because it's on the heels of

1:07:20

Trump going to like Atlanta and Chick-fil-A and everybody

1:07:22

was like, and then people were following around. And

1:07:24

then he went to the bodega in New York

1:07:26

City and everybody was like

1:07:28

four more. It was like genuine. People

1:07:31

support Trump and they can't like they

1:07:33

have to keep crowds out with Biden.

1:07:35

It's like he walks around a restaurant

1:07:38

and people are like, okay.

1:07:40

You ever been to a sheets? I've

1:07:42

not. You're not. So I'm a

1:07:45

flying J kind of pilot kind of

1:07:47

guy. You

1:07:49

know, are you stratifying truck stops? Yeah, that

1:07:51

was happening. Yeah, I am. I

1:07:54

typically I like

1:07:56

a pilot, but flying J

1:07:58

does offer some amenities. to

1:08:00

use that the pilot closest me doesn't offer

1:08:02

such as pilot flying J will offer Clean

1:08:07

you have washer give a dryer I think

1:08:10

a better bathroom facilities at the flying

1:08:12

J and they also offer a host

1:08:15

of like a Like almost like

1:08:17

a general store in there and there's a

1:08:19

yeah, so it's nice But she's is

1:08:21

bigger and it's a little new hair is in

1:08:24

the drain of the shower. Oh, I don't know

1:08:26

I haven't been in there That's

1:08:29

how you rate but the flying J I think at

1:08:31

least the ones that I go to a

1:08:34

few more amenities but sheets is coming in

1:08:36

hard and strong and looking to take over

1:08:38

the trucker market and I

1:08:40

think that's why Joe Biden is going to

1:08:42

she's because he loves her It's

1:08:45

like he's going like Joe Biden is going he's hitting

1:08:47

the truckers So that's why he's going

1:08:49

to the sheets to hang out with truckers. That's gonna work

1:08:51

out. Well I'm just

1:08:53

saying nobody's buying this shit. I know

1:08:55

I love it. You are. Yeah,

1:08:57

I love you Biden that makes one of

1:08:59

us Okay, to be fair. He's not planning

1:09:01

these they're rolling them. You know, they're they've

1:09:04

got him strapped to a hand truck They push

1:09:06

him up there. They shoot him up with some

1:09:08

amphetamines I love that

1:09:10

visual with the strap to a hand truck

1:09:12

and they just drop them off on a

1:09:14

dolly They put like a

1:09:16

bit dolly the same thing. They put Hannibal

1:09:19

Lecter in the travel That

1:09:21

they wheel him up to the door a doctor

1:09:23

steps up gives him a shot of amphetamines They

1:09:25

push him into the space and

1:09:27

he squints and what and stumbles around for

1:09:29

10 minutes and they can bow believable That's

1:09:32

right. Here's your Biden sheets Hey

1:09:45

I'm gonna order a Joe Joe's you My

1:09:51

name is David Johnson David Johnson Thank

1:10:00

you Your

1:10:03

name's top He

1:10:14

was a milky You

1:10:17

actually like to write over the rest of order

1:10:20

here you can order it to your specifications You

1:10:32

Go below You

1:10:37

wander do you see the tweet below it? Yeah,

1:10:39

I Yeah, there's more

1:10:41

pop post. Oh, I'm Jack. So I

1:10:44

the guy is Jack post Oh weird

1:10:46

about that guy. Do you see

1:10:48

it under a mag of Patriots? Oh, yeah, whatever.

1:10:51

I got it. Sounds pretty near Yeah,

1:10:54

I got you want to play that one Yeah,

1:10:56

so this is interesting Okay

1:11:05

We might have to explain it So

1:11:10

there's a lot of people a lot of mean-looking people coming

1:11:12

in now President Biden

1:11:14

visits Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and orders a

1:11:16

milkshake. That's what's for just telling

1:11:18

us But

1:11:20

what they're doing is that they're showing

1:11:23

that they basically rehearsed the whole thing,

1:11:25

right? They're like what's

1:11:27

gonna happen is We're

1:11:29

gonna have Joe Biden come in over

1:11:31

here. He's gonna do the ordering blah

1:11:33

blah blah blah like it's all pretty

1:11:35

plain Oh my god,

1:11:37

it's what you're telling me Did

1:11:41

you imagine remember the fake with that?

1:11:43

Remember the fake White House yet during

1:11:45

COVID like this is all

1:11:47

so surreal and Should

1:11:50

be absolutely unacceptable Can

1:11:52

everybody I get would this be considered

1:11:55

election interference since they're

1:11:57

contriving events Campaigning

1:12:00

is fair. No, it's in a very

1:12:02

raining but it's it's like it is

1:12:05

Is there anyone who's honest which if

1:12:07

you're a fucking lefty Democrat like rooting

1:12:09

for the team? Like you

1:12:11

don't even know how stupid you are Because

1:12:14

you think that it's like Republicans

1:12:16

equals mean and it's like well,

1:12:18

that's again It's

1:12:20

being said across platforms

1:12:23

across parties. Jimmy door is saying

1:12:25

it Tucker is saying it Alex

1:12:28

Jones has been saying it for years. It's

1:12:31

not about Democrats and Republicans, but the

1:12:33

people who will vote for Joe Biden

1:12:36

Believe wholeheartedly that Republicans

1:12:38

are mean racists who

1:12:41

don't believe in climate change because they're

1:12:43

stupid exactly, right and

1:12:45

and and that the Democrats want

1:12:48

to save the planet and they love the

1:12:50

poor people and They

1:12:52

don't look at the war they don't look

1:12:54

at the economy They it's like we don't

1:12:56

know why any of this stuff's happening You

1:12:59

know what I mean? Like they don't

1:13:02

know that globalists are puppeteering a guy

1:13:04

who's being wheeled around on a dolly

1:13:06

like crudches describing You

1:13:08

know and there's nothing like

1:13:11

nothing isn't Joe Biden isn't deciding anything

1:13:13

Joe Biden didn't decide a climate emergency

1:13:15

That didn't happen Something happened.

1:13:18

It was put out in the

1:13:20

press CBS a known CIA sort

1:13:22

of front We

1:13:24

as we've discussed on the show many times

1:13:26

like church committee the guy

1:13:28

says yes We've had relationships with the

1:13:31

CIA and when I became president I

1:13:33

decided to carry them on. What

1:13:35

was this? 50 years ago 60 years ago Like

1:13:39

you think anything's changed hasn't

1:13:41

changed. It's the same shit

1:13:43

I think if they're charging

1:13:45

Trump in New York State

1:13:47

with electric election interference because

1:13:50

He purchased stories to suppress them so

1:13:54

manipulating the press He

1:13:57

didn't somebody else did on his matter. He doesn't

1:13:59

matter He's done it. So for

1:14:01

Joe Biden, he is manipulating

1:14:04

the press in the story

1:14:06

to contrive this fictitious scenario

1:14:08

scenario So he is actually

1:14:10

this is actually could be construed as election

1:14:13

interference Because he's you

1:14:15

he's basically creating a fake scenario He's

1:14:18

not letting the truth out It

1:14:20

you know, what's so frustrating for me. I don't know

1:14:23

if you guys feel this way, but like It's

1:14:26

so transparently Bullshit

1:14:31

that it sucks that people who

1:14:33

I want to respect believe it

1:14:36

What do you mean all of it? Like

1:14:40

like people like you believe this shit is

1:14:43

I mean I don't have

1:14:47

Any patience for it

1:14:49

anymore? Kids

1:14:53

table What

1:14:56

about the dog bowl because

1:14:58

the even lower yeah you

1:15:00

gotta go lower He's

1:15:05

another one of our fearless

1:15:07

leader Okay, I love

1:15:09

this. You're being amazing and you know

1:15:11

decisive leader of the free world Okay,

1:15:14

let's see what the uh, the old cadre has

1:15:16

today All right, one last thing we I

1:15:19

hear him but people want to see him

1:15:21

people want to see our our boy joe

1:15:24

And In a sense.

1:15:27

I don't know why he said we're surprised by trump.

1:15:29

How many times he had to prove we can't

1:15:32

be trusted In

1:15:35

a sense, I don't know why he said we're surprised

1:15:37

by trump how many times he

1:15:39

had to prove we can't be trusted He's

1:15:42

phinoj in a sense. I don't know why he's

1:15:45

were surprised by trump How

1:15:47

many times he had to prove we can't be

1:15:49

trusted? Oh He's

1:15:51

saying how many times We

1:15:53

have to prove that we can't be trusted how

1:15:56

many times does trump have a sense. I don't know

1:15:58

why he's surprised by Now how

1:16:01

many times he has to prove we can't

1:16:03

be trusted how many times we have to

1:16:05

prove we can't be trusted ah So

1:16:08

weird it's I don't know why

1:16:11

would he say that maybe for It's

1:16:15

a number about that Joe

1:16:18

do you have the clip of him

1:16:20

reading stage directions again? Oh fantastic? Yeah?

1:16:22

I think it's been edited the one

1:16:24

that the teleprompter has the No

1:16:28

the one from today with the one yeah, we're gonna pause

1:16:31

Yeah, well there's a lot of those this

1:16:34

is the one I think that they were asking

1:16:36

about in the chat Maybe you tell me okay.

1:16:39

Hopefully someone will share it You

1:16:42

see here. Well. This is Joe Brydon Joe

1:16:45

Brydon Joe

1:16:48

Brydon has another teleprompter graph

1:16:53

I'm pulling Biden here. I'm the best Biden

1:16:56

ever here. Yeah, we

1:16:58

can do next four

1:17:01

more years Anything

1:17:09

you put on that Proctor Burgundy

1:17:11

will read Yeah,

1:17:15

he did say pause quite

1:17:17

assertively pause It

1:17:21

again next they four

1:17:23

more years Maybe

1:17:30

he said like pause as in like dog paws

1:17:32

like he's like he wanted like paws like they're

1:17:34

cute. Yeah How

1:17:37

long until we start getting gaslit that his

1:17:40

campaign slogan has always been four more years

1:17:42

pause I like

1:17:45

that It makes you

1:17:48

tomorrow wearing the shirt that says Biden four more years

1:17:50

pause it makes you own it do

1:17:52

like Maya can just lean in Yeah, all

1:17:54

of it Then

1:17:56

You have t-shirts and you have like little paw prints because

1:17:58

he's a dog lover. Member. All

1:18:00

dogs he kicked or helped out of the

1:18:02

way as. A fish are

1:18:05

loaded with. So.

1:18:12

Something Gay or Alex Jones. Making fun

1:18:14

of the people who will still vote

1:18:16

for Biden. Okay, Which.

1:18:18

One do you want? To

1:18:20

a new. York

1:18:23

a gay one has yet. So.

1:18:26

What I like about this is

1:18:28

I think David Lucas is hilarious.

1:18:30

A summary: no. Is

1:18:33

comedian. He got a big old. Ah,

1:18:36

Launchpad. Off of the Killzone podcast.

1:18:39

Oh, and we know that Dead Dead

1:18:41

Or Gas launches careers. And.

1:18:44

That. Does the i get an idea know? I

1:18:46

try to get tickets. To. Go.

1:18:49

And. They are sold out.

1:18:52

Through. Like I I just keep looking

1:18:54

month after month after month and you

1:18:56

can not get in. And it's that

1:18:59

Joe Rogan comedy club in Austin. He

1:19:01

better believe in one ago yeah and

1:19:03

that he hit in. Man T goes

1:19:05

stub hub. A

1:19:09

stub a man to get into as

1:19:11

insect A China grub hub. Know

1:19:14

what? know? door-and maybe some geico

1:19:16

wait for you. have enjoyed being

1:19:18

a ghost tan. Line

1:19:21

publish an hour to. I

1:19:24

mean, he's so Tucker Carlson's I'm Killed

1:19:26

Tony. I'm Roseanne Barr is on

1:19:28

there. like or get some really good

1:19:31

people. Same. As

1:19:33

lives we're falling off. One of my

1:19:35

favorite neighbors and I live in was West

1:19:38

Hollywood Also Rose F this F A

1:19:40

mislead the gays area in L A.

1:19:42

so do I love live in National

1:19:44

Gain a good failures clean they would

1:19:46

fuck him Abby outta town and when I

1:19:48

come anyway Davey of hackers are stacking

1:19:50

up supplement our house. Stamp on my

1:19:52

so nice are so nice memories will

1:19:54

in it and I'll a the first

1:19:56

time we park like was get some

1:19:58

food I was illegal best. Because in LA

1:20:00

the gayest fucking bar you've ever seen in your life. But

1:20:02

he's getting a lap dance, my fucking twin. What

1:20:05

I learned about gay guys living in

1:20:07

West Hollywood is most gay guys are

1:20:09

fucking conservative. Oh yeah. They don't

1:20:11

like this gender that

1:20:14

they them bullshit and they

1:20:17

don't even really like the new age gay. These

1:20:19

are like standard-issue gay. Yeah, these are like, well

1:20:21

those are rich gay. Yeah, these are like, you

1:20:23

know, 40, 50, 60 year old gay guys who

1:20:25

were gay back when your family used to be

1:20:27

like, nigga, you're not coming to Thanksgiving. So

1:20:30

they've been through like the real gay. They've been

1:20:32

through the, uh, the civil rights of gay back

1:20:35

when they looked, they gave people like, you'd have AIDS, you

1:20:37

know, that type of gay shit. So

1:20:40

it's like, they don't like this new age

1:20:43

flamboyant shit. They hate it. They're

1:20:46

so bummed. Yeah. Standard-issue

1:20:48

gays are bummed right now for the shit and they're not

1:20:50

on the side. I'm telling you that they're fucking hilarious. And

1:20:52

they're honestly mad funny too. We had a guy, I used

1:20:54

to sit with one at an auction. His name was skipping.

1:20:56

I used to sit with one. Yeah, right. He'd sit on

1:20:58

top of me. He told me he, he

1:21:00

was a, the Dodge brothers wives

1:21:03

interior decorator from Denver, Colorado. And he said,

1:21:05

uh, a cattle prod was going off a

1:21:07

bronze tip cattle prod. It was made of

1:21:09

a cow's dick. I didn't know that an antique one. They dry

1:21:12

out the cows, dick, they put a brass and he's like,

1:21:14

Oh, I'm going to buy that. And we're like a kind of a

1:21:16

nice auction. And there's these two women kind of here as he's talking

1:21:18

kind of a little guy. And he's like, Oh

1:21:20

man, I want that so bad. I was like, skip what the fuck you can

1:21:22

do with that. He's like, Oh fuck, what the fuck you think I'm gonna do?

1:21:24

I'm gonna take it home and sit on it. I'm

1:21:27

down. And these girls

1:21:29

look back like, like, I guess

1:21:31

the fucking serious. He's an eight year old guy.

1:21:33

What year do you live in? I was Hollywood

1:21:37

from that's probably good.

1:21:40

Yeah, good. He does. You know,

1:21:42

I think he captures, I don't

1:21:44

know that neighborhood in particular, but obviously

1:21:47

I'm that kind of gay where it's

1:21:49

like, dude, we,

1:21:51

we got our rights, the whole gay

1:21:53

marriage thing. Right

1:21:55

from Bill O'Reilly, you know, to Rush Limbaugh

1:21:57

and everybody was like, if you let this

1:21:59

gay marriage. thing happened they're gonna

1:22:01

want to have sex with you know animals

1:22:04

where are we

1:22:08

it's gone it's gone to

1:22:11

crazy land now it's

1:22:14

absolutely not it's gone past gay

1:22:17

and lesbian and

1:22:19

the community they have been forgotten it's

1:22:22

no longer about them it's only about

1:22:25

language and trans people that's all

1:22:27

it's about it's all is about

1:22:31

like if you're a regular gay

1:22:33

person you're considered to

1:22:35

be a nasi at this point

1:22:39

that's worse than that Mike you're the you're the

1:22:41

white male of of gay

1:22:44

people yes right yeah it's

1:22:46

worse than being a nasi oh my god you're right ah

1:22:51

I can do one more but this is

1:22:53

probably stepping on crutch it's dick oh my

1:22:55

god okay

1:22:57

so crutch it might even want to bring this

1:23:00

one up so we'll bridge the gap here between

1:23:02

me and crutch don't twist that stuff wait don't

1:23:06

do that yeah we're gonna step on we're gonna

1:23:08

twist it and then step on it the old

1:23:13

twist and step it's a complicated

1:23:16

move but yeah you can

1:23:18

pull it off it's impressive pull it off anyone

1:23:21

can pull it off anyhow

1:23:25

it's a list we love it we do

1:23:27

like the one I posted the other day that

1:23:29

I did I did grab them yeah go for

1:23:31

it this is awesome this guy made a list

1:23:34

of all the food that woke people have called

1:23:36

racist in joy oh

1:23:39

really okay

1:23:42

um let's

1:23:45

see here how's this list say

1:23:48

get organized here where's the actual list

1:23:50

is this the Twitter thread okay no

1:23:55

you didn't get it's not the B what

1:23:58

you yeah it's in It's embedded glitter

1:24:00

posts. It's annoying. They didn't

1:24:03

give you an actual list. He like, screenshot

1:24:05

all the images. So

1:24:07

here it is. Candy, tainted treats,

1:24:09

racism, and the rise of big

1:24:11

candy. I like that. Fish.

1:24:16

Why some fish are junk.

1:24:18

Others are protected. California study

1:24:20

points to past racism. Oh

1:24:23

really? The

1:24:25

difference between yams and sweet

1:24:27

potatoes is structural racism. That's

1:24:30

a funny headline. These are all

1:24:32

headlines. These are all headlines. And that's

1:24:35

from Food and Wine. I love that

1:24:37

magazine. A yam and a sweet potato

1:24:39

are two different vegetables. That's why it's

1:24:41

racist. Oh okay, I'm going to spend it. You missed

1:24:43

that. But yam. Chicken.

1:24:49

I've always loved fried chicken, but

1:24:51

the racism surrounding it shames me.

1:24:54

Great headline. We

1:24:59

need, so that's what you need to do for TikTok

1:25:01

prank. If someone goes to KFC and orders it and

1:25:03

asks if it's okay to order it because it might

1:25:05

be racist. Here's another one

1:25:08

from PETA. Are meat eaters more likely

1:25:10

to be racist? I

1:25:12

love that headline. The

1:25:15

media erased a long history

1:25:17

of black barbecues skewing our

1:25:19

understanding. I'm upset

1:25:21

by that. They did? Go to

1:25:23

Kansas City and see who's making the best barbecue. A

1:25:27

brief history of racist soft drinks. Look

1:25:33

at this nightmare headline. Look

1:25:35

at you Mountain Dew. Your fancy

1:25:37

new brunch place is probably

1:25:39

colonialist. And you're a

1:25:41

colonizer. I love that headline. Colonizer.

1:25:47

Yo, where's your favorite brunch place? You

1:25:49

got one? Where do you brunch? Honestly,

1:25:52

I kind of hate brunch because they always

1:25:54

have a limited menu. Yeah.

1:25:57

Can I get some off the dinner menu? No. No.

1:26:00

That's it. That's it. That's

1:26:02

the toast. You're getting,

1:26:04

like, pancakes are not keto.

1:26:07

All right? You're

1:26:09

getting pancakes during brunch? That's not brunch food. Cheese

1:26:17

is racist. Storm

1:26:20

has hundreds of back-banned

1:26:22

on dairy foods in school. That's

1:26:26

what it says right there. This is crazy. I'm

1:26:28

going to keep going, though. Yeah. You

1:26:31

got it. This is very, like, this,

1:26:33

again, they don't care anymore. They

1:26:35

will just make all the shit up. The climate emergency,

1:26:38

to racism, everything, like, it's just out of

1:26:40

control. It's pretty

1:26:42

incredible. Yeah. I

1:26:45

mean, it's a lot of people, but it's a lot of

1:26:47

people. I mean, it's a lot of

1:26:49

people. It's a lot of people. It's a lot

1:26:51

of people. It's a lot of people. It's

1:26:54

pretty incredible. When are

1:26:56

we done with this bullshit? 2035, after the country collapses.

1:27:03

Can't wait. Here's the next

1:27:05

headline here, the unbearable whiteness

1:27:07

of coffee. You're

1:27:10

drinking it wrong. I

1:27:12

love coffee. Racist. Maybe,

1:27:16

but I love coffee. So can I

1:27:19

not be racist and still drink coffee? I don't know. Do

1:27:22

you really love coffee or are you just saying that because you're looking at

1:27:24

it? I love coffee. No. Here's

1:27:29

another one. Is having to

1:27:31

pay for tomato ketchup racist?

1:27:36

I am the least racist person

1:27:38

in this room. Because

1:27:40

he doesn't pay for his ketchup. Yeah, he doesn't, yeah. The

1:27:43

racism and resilience behind

1:27:45

today's salmon crisis. It's

1:27:48

salmon. From

1:27:51

ProPublica, by the way. Yep. And

1:27:54

this next one is from the Smithsonian,

1:27:56

the fuzzy history of the Georgia peach.

1:28:00

So this is about

1:28:03

racism too. Milk is racist. Why

1:28:05

white supremacists are chugging milk and

1:28:07

why geneticists are alarmed? Anybody

1:28:11

have any white stuff? We

1:28:14

probably do. Cupcakes

1:28:16

are racist. Oregon Bakery accused

1:28:19

of racism for Oreo cupcake.

1:28:22

Why is Asian salad still

1:28:24

on the menu? Why

1:28:34

don't we trust white people's

1:28:37

potato salad explained? White

1:28:40

people's eating habits produce most

1:28:42

greenhouse gases study finds. There

1:28:45

you go. This is a perfect example of

1:28:48

racism combined with climate change.

1:28:54

It's kids' table. There's no

1:28:56

truth behind any of this. We made up

1:28:59

all of it. It's great.

1:29:01

It's fantastic. I want to read that

1:29:03

article. Can

1:29:06

you find that one from your correction?

1:29:08

White people's eating habits produce

1:29:12

most greenhouse gases

1:29:14

study finds. This

1:29:17

is a PBS station,

1:29:19

WTTW. This is your

1:29:22

money going to call

1:29:24

white people. Fuck you. Fuck

1:29:26

all these people. Link

1:29:28

that image up for that. Science. It's

1:29:32

science. There's a study. Oh,

1:29:35

there's a video even too. Oh, wow.

1:29:37

This is from PSY.org? It's

1:29:43

a university study from University of

1:29:45

Illinois, Chicago, and there's a little

1:29:47

summary video. 55 seconds. Oh,

1:29:50

good. This is all I want. This is what I

1:29:52

want. This is what I need. Here

1:29:55

we go. Our

1:30:01

food preferences have a direct impact on

1:30:03

the environment. However, previous

1:30:06

research has largely ignored the role

1:30:08

that demographics play. My

1:30:11

colleagues and I have addressed this problem

1:30:13

by performing a study on climate change

1:30:15

adaptation as it relates to food consumption.

1:30:19

What was interesting was that

1:30:21

we found different racial groups

1:30:23

affect the environment differently, while

1:30:27

whites affect the environment the greatest in

1:30:29

things like greenhouse gas and water, blacks

1:30:32

affect the environment the most in land. Our

1:30:35

take home message is this, scientists

1:30:38

and policymakers should consider socio

1:30:40

demographic factors from the onset

1:30:42

because one size does not

1:30:44

fit all. Okay.

1:30:50

I, it's like, what did

1:30:52

I learn? Nothing. I

1:30:54

didn't go to the bathroom. What a waste of time.

1:30:56

We paid this person to be stupid so

1:30:59

that we could all be stupider. Shut the

1:31:01

fuck up. All right. Well, there

1:31:03

it is people. I hope you learned a lot. Wait,

1:31:06

you got more. Finish the list,

1:31:08

please. The

1:31:11

racist history of government cheese.

1:31:15

The women bringing BIPOC

1:31:18

representation to the cheese

1:31:20

industry. Important

1:31:22

work. Yeah. I don't know

1:31:24

what you guys, that's how I select my cheese. I

1:31:26

stand there in the grocery store and look up the

1:31:28

company to see if it's led by a BIPOC woman.

1:31:31

Does the wine industry have a racist problem

1:31:33

or racism problem? I would say yes. Uh,

1:31:37

see here sugar coating, a

1:31:39

painful history. I'm

1:31:42

sure it's about a big candy and

1:31:46

beer and racism, how beer became white.

1:31:48

It was too small. I'm going to

1:31:50

read movements to change it. Like

1:31:53

people are like, there's a movement

1:31:55

to change white beat racism and

1:31:57

beer. What? were

1:32:00

denied vanilla ice cream in the

1:32:02

Jim Crow South except on Independence

1:32:04

Day. Okay. Look,

1:32:07

you're not missing much. Yeah, it's okay. I

1:32:09

mean, you want that, uh, vanilla chocolate swirl.

1:32:11

That's where you make the money. It's the

1:32:13

SEO. Biden would recommend

1:32:16

chocolate chocolate chip. No. Yeah.

1:32:18

You love that stuff. He eats it

1:32:20

by the gallons. Chocolate

1:32:22

chocolate chip. Uh,

1:32:25

see Eddie Huang on racial

1:32:27

insensitivity behind MSG, Chinese

1:32:29

food criticism. Okay.

1:32:32

Racism made us believe MSG was

1:32:35

dangerous. Now chefs are bringing the

1:32:37

once controversial seasoning back into the

1:32:39

spotlight. I love that. It is

1:32:42

not healthy. No, I'm

1:32:44

a, I love nutrition and diet

1:32:46

and all that stuff, despite alcoholism.

1:32:48

The one thing keeping me alive is

1:32:51

nutrition. MSG is not good.

1:32:54

It's just not racism. Doesn't taste

1:32:57

very good. And other reactions to

1:32:59

Lay's new international potato chip flavors.

1:33:01

Okay. Those are fun, actually. Yeah,

1:33:03

I'm sure they are. Uh,

1:33:07

French food is expression of

1:33:09

white privilege. It's

1:33:12

pretty expression of decadence. That's for sure.

1:33:16

But it's good French people. You're just,

1:33:18

you know, damn dirty French. Those

1:33:20

frogs, if you will, sorry. Well

1:33:24

played. One more.

1:33:26

Uh, the socialist roots of

1:33:28

the bagel. Perfect headline.

1:33:32

Right. But how's that racist though? I'm running

1:33:34

the depression that bagels came from a different

1:33:36

group. They're okay. Yeah. So this guy says

1:33:39

bagels are probably okay. They're socialist. Okay. They,

1:33:42

they, they did not include, there was one

1:33:44

news report that came out years ago that

1:33:46

said our peanut butter and jelly sandwiches racist.

1:33:49

And of course they are like, you'd already

1:33:51

know the answer to the question, but that

1:33:54

was an article that I did not see in

1:33:56

there. I expected to see. So not

1:33:58

a very thorough article. I'm sure. I'm sure there's

1:34:00

a lot of racist foods that they forgot. Oh

1:34:03

yeah, big time. And we'll be

1:34:05

looking out for those at

1:34:07

Safeway, Kroger's, or wherever you want to

1:34:09

shop. Yeah. Alright,

1:34:12

Greg, I think your time is up. I think Joe does an article

1:34:14

in the New York Times from 2016, Peanut

1:34:16

Butter, Jelly, and Racism. Is that

1:34:18

the one you want? Maybe. Yes!

1:34:21

I mean, the point of it is that these

1:34:23

people are not to be taken seriously, but they're

1:34:25

the first ones who will tell us how stupid

1:34:27

we are for going, I don't

1:34:29

care about everything. Anything you're saying

1:34:31

right now sounds stupid, and

1:34:34

we'll be looked at as like, you know,

1:34:36

some kind of troglodyte. It's like, I don't know, man.

1:34:39

You sound like you

1:34:41

might as well be speaking in tongues. Like, I

1:34:43

don't give a shit about anything you're saying. Abraham,

1:34:46

I get ears, what are those racist presidents we've

1:34:48

had in modern history? Ugh.

1:34:52

So tiresome. Okay. Well,

1:34:56

Greg, are you ready? Do

1:34:58

it. Alright, let's do it.

1:35:00

Yo, that's racist! Oh. Cauliflower is

1:35:02

racist because it's white. Cauliflower. True.

1:35:05

Because it's cauliflower. Yeah, that

1:35:07

checks out. Highways are racist. What else you got

1:35:09

there? Alright. The word freedom is

1:35:11

racist. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not

1:35:13

sure. I'm not sure. I'm

1:35:15

not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm

1:35:19

not sure. I'm not sure. Alright. The

1:35:21

word freedom is racist. Yep,

1:35:24

okay. So

1:35:26

last show we covered, to

1:35:29

a great extent, an

1:35:32

AI-driven robotic paintball shooting

1:35:34

security camera. Yes,

1:35:36

too much to claim. And fanfare. Their

1:35:39

Kickstarter is now live. You now can

1:35:41

buy one. Here's the link. Oh,

1:35:43

man. This is some hot

1:35:45

news right here. This

1:35:48

is what I want. This is

1:35:50

what I need. This

1:35:53

is what I want. This is what I need. The

1:35:55

Paint Cam Eve. Oh, yes. They

1:35:59

have a place. I'm going to make a pledge goal of $12,000, I don't know, $13,000.

1:36:02

They've already got like over $54,000. Now

1:36:05

in order to back this, I want to back this in

1:36:07

a big way. How much do I got

1:36:10

to spend? I can

1:36:12

just make a pledge. I want the, yeah, scroll

1:36:15

down, it's on there. Like

1:36:18

$1,200, almost $1,300? $1,300 for this. I

1:36:21

don't got that kind of money. Well,

1:36:29

you need a bunch of them in your house too. Give

1:36:31

me money, I'll kill you! Everyone

1:36:33

donate more, Mike needs to shoot at the foxes.

1:36:35

You'd be amazed at what I could use this

1:36:37

for. I'd

1:36:40

really make the most out of this. You'd

1:36:43

be surprised at the stuff I'd shoot at. Yeah.

1:36:47

Yeah, I would love to have this.

1:36:49

It comes with a five pack cartridge,

1:36:52

so five pack CO2 cartridge, the Eve

1:36:55

Holder power and LAN cable. It's

1:36:57

not wireless. How's

1:37:00

it going to be wireless? Well,

1:37:03

you know, it's over Wi-Fi. I

1:37:05

need a LAN cable for this. Probably

1:37:09

just for the power, yeah. They have a power cable. I

1:37:13

think this thing is substantially larger than you imagine

1:37:15

it to be. You

1:37:18

got to have it on Wi-Fi, you

1:37:20

know, I got to have this hooked up. Okay,

1:37:23

$1,500. I'd

1:37:25

love to have one, but this

1:37:28

is really, I can say,

1:37:32

racist. Okay.

1:37:38

There was a little promo video at the top. I don't know if it's the

1:37:40

same one that we saw last time, but this is

1:37:42

going to frustrate me because I'll never attain this kind

1:37:44

of thing. Either

1:37:47

I can buy a shotgun, a new shotgun,

1:37:50

or this. I can

1:37:52

buy a really nice shotgun for talking about. That's a really nice

1:37:54

shotgun you're buying for thinking about. I

1:37:56

can buy a Benelli. I can get a Benelli,

1:37:58

you know, a really deck out Benelli. Let's

1:38:02

see what else you got over there, Cratchy. Ready?

1:38:10

Alright. Please do not use gendered

1:38:12

language. Why not?

1:38:16

It offends people. I've

1:38:19

got another quick bit of follow-up news. We went over

1:38:21

this a few months ago. We

1:38:25

talked about in Chicago, there is

1:38:27

a famous unofficial city

1:38:30

landmark known as the Rat Hole,

1:38:34

which was the impression of a dead

1:38:36

rodent in the concrete. That's

1:38:38

correct. That people would stop by and visit

1:38:40

and all that stuff. Well, the

1:38:42

city has gone by and filled it in, so, or

1:38:44

not, they replaced it. They didn't

1:38:47

just fill it in. That rat

1:38:49

hole removed after a city determined

1:38:51

sidewalk with animal impression was damaged.

1:38:54

That's a good dish on that front. No,

1:38:56

it's not. This is awful. I've got mixed emotions

1:38:58

about this one. I had definitely mixed emotions about

1:39:01

this. Is there a video? This looks like there's

1:39:03

an Instagram. There's a video of the city actually

1:39:05

doing it, yes. Okay. That's

1:39:07

sad. And they're

1:39:10

out there, yeah, on the street, getting rid of

1:39:12

the rat impression. Chicago

1:39:15

sidewalk landmark, some residents affectionately called

1:39:18

the Rat Hole was removed Wednesday

1:39:20

after city officials determined the section

1:39:22

bearing the imprint of the animal

1:39:24

was damaged and needed to be

1:39:27

replaced. The imprint had

1:39:29

been a quirk of residential

1:39:31

block in Chicago's Northside neighborhood. But

1:39:34

it found fresh fame

1:39:37

in January after the

1:39:39

Chicago comedian shared a

1:39:42

photo of it on the social

1:39:44

platform X, formerly known as Twitter. The

1:39:48

attention however, they're never going to let that go.

1:39:51

I put that in there. They didn't put that in there. No. The

1:39:54

attention however quickly grew old

1:39:56

for neighbors who complained about visitors at all

1:39:58

hours, sometimes leaving court. coins and other items

1:40:01

scattered across sidewalk. Free stuff and free money.

1:40:03

What are they complaining about? Yeah,

1:40:05

you live near a famous city monument. Why wouldn't

1:40:08

you want to be? It's a historical monument. This

1:40:10

is... Abraham Lincoln visited

1:40:12

the rabbit hole. Yes, exactly. Lewis

1:40:14

and Clark discovered this. Lewis and

1:40:16

Clark, yeah, they made that. Maryweather

1:40:21

Lewis and Steve Clark. Yeah. Ericka

1:40:28

Schroeder, a

1:40:30

spokesperson for the Chicago Department of

1:40:33

Transportation, who said the square sidewalk

1:40:35

containing the famous Chicago rat hole

1:40:37

is now in temporary storage.

1:40:40

So they preserved it. Bull

1:40:42

crap, you know that some guy just smashed that thing

1:40:44

up. He got a sense of Smithsonian. That's got to

1:40:46

go right next to, like,

1:40:48

the decorations of Independence. Ponzi's

1:40:51

jacket, decoration of Independence, rat

1:40:53

hole. Chicago rat hole, there it is. I'd

1:40:57

pay five bucks to see that thing. I

1:40:59

would. I'd pay a dollar for

1:41:02

that. And if I could get, like, a little extra to

1:41:04

get, like, a picture with it, you know, how they have,

1:41:06

like, cut out so you can put your face in something

1:41:08

and, like, you put your face in the rat hole and

1:41:10

you get, like, a goofy picture, that'd be fun for the

1:41:12

family. What about if you could sell impressions of it and

1:41:14

be like, hey, buy your own, like, reverse impression of the

1:41:16

rat hole? Yeah, that'd be cool. Like, a, like a bronzing

1:41:18

of it. And you can put that as a bookend. Or

1:41:21

put up on your mantle if you are... Oh,

1:41:24

Chicago rat hole bookends. Yeah, it'd be fun

1:41:26

to have a t-shirt. They're missing

1:41:28

an opportunity to generate revenue for

1:41:30

the city of Chicago, which desperately

1:41:32

needs it. Because rats, apparently,

1:41:34

are just throwing themselves into concrete to get

1:41:37

warm. Uh,

1:41:39

she said... I'm not sure that's how it works,

1:41:41

but... Uh, she

1:41:43

said that, uh... She said

1:41:45

that where the sla... slab of sidewalk, which is...

1:41:47

has an impression resembling the outline of a rat...

1:41:50

No, it wasn't a rat. Claw and

1:41:52

tail and all. Will eventually end up is...

1:41:56

Will eventually end up is expected to

1:41:58

be a collaborative decision between... the

1:42:00

city department and the mayor's office. So

1:42:02

we need to start lobbying the mayor

1:42:05

to get this thing bronzed or

1:42:08

sent and we needed some sort of museum that

1:42:11

will appreciate this kind of

1:42:13

oddity. So

1:42:17

hey speaking of follow-ups, I'm

1:42:19

gonna follow up on that story of those

1:42:21

three guys that were chasing that ferry. What

1:42:26

movie were you watching? We read

1:42:28

a very long story. These guys...

1:42:30

Oh okay, alright. The guy...

1:42:32

that kind of ferry. Yeah those... yeah. The

1:42:35

guys in... where were they in Wales? I

1:42:37

think so and they were trying to chase

1:42:39

down a ferry and they found a hedgehog

1:42:42

but it was... the story was only half over. We've

1:42:45

got to have a follow-up to that one. I

1:42:48

will have to dig. Okay. Let's see

1:42:51

if I can find it. Let's see

1:42:53

if there's anything else I can... Alright

1:42:57

let's continue on. Here we go. No

1:42:59

delays. Don't

1:43:07

cry. You're under arrest. Mike

1:43:10

you're running out of steam. No I'm fine.

1:43:12

I was yawning out of excitement. Alright.

1:43:16

It's been a long day. Very long

1:43:18

day. Kill

1:43:21

him! Alright so I

1:43:23

got a story... let's see where's my other

1:43:25

follow-up story. I thought I had a follow-up

1:43:27

story here. No

1:43:30

but I do have one where you

1:43:32

can run your favorite drops of the

1:43:34

daddy discipline whatever bullshit. Oh really? Mm-hmm.

1:43:37

I rarely play those anymore. And

1:43:40

and the all the grunting, yelling

1:43:42

and shouting about dropping loads. Oh

1:43:45

okay. Load dropper. Here's what to Joe's

1:43:47

earlier story about people doing bullshit research.

1:43:49

Here's more bullshit research. I like this.

1:43:52

Someone got paid for this. Analysis

1:43:54

of 34 hours of orgasm recordings

1:43:59

finds people Come quietly.

1:44:01

That's right Really?

1:44:03

I like to take it to

1:44:05

the next level, but this is boring. I

1:44:07

want the neighbors calling the police If

1:44:11

you ever watched even a few

1:44:13

minutes of porn, you know that

1:44:15

being perform it a performatively noisy

1:44:18

in bed moaning gasping screaming Etc.

1:44:21

It's one of the most common features

1:44:23

of performing sex, especially the heterosexual kind

1:44:26

a researcher in Sweden analyzed

1:44:28

thousands of crowdsourced

1:44:30

recordings for of orgasms orgasms

1:44:34

sound library and found

1:44:36

that getting loud when you're close

1:44:38

is less about is

1:44:40

less about performance or Urging

1:44:42

one's partner along and more about

1:44:45

involuntary expressions of enjoyment. Well, yeah,

1:44:47

I would hope so AHHHHHHHHHHH That's

1:44:53

pure enjoyment right there. That's

1:44:55

involuntary. Yeah AHHH It's

1:45:02

gonna say that's not wittingly Look

1:45:06

at the size of that thing Adira

1:45:10

Andre Ackinen A

1:45:13

cognitive science researcher on a kitten like your Oh,

1:45:15

yeah, it's character. It's anic. Is it really anakin?

1:45:17

There's a real guy out there named Anakin Apparently,

1:45:20

holy she was watching crowdsourced porn.

1:45:23

What am I doing? Watching

1:45:26

crowdsourced porn. He was on a job Essentially,

1:45:29

he was on x-tube. Oh, I

1:45:31

see. Yes worries. Okay well,

1:45:35

and Andre Anakin

1:45:37

a cognitive science researcher from the Lund

1:45:39

University of Sweden wrote that Wrote

1:45:42

that this is the first study to perform

1:45:45

detailed detailed acoustic analysis

1:45:47

of authentic sexual sexual

1:45:49

episodes and That

1:45:52

it paints a more complex picture

1:45:54

of vocalization during sex that we

1:45:57

might commonly believe the paper

1:45:59

was published in March and a

1:46:01

March issue of a peer-reviewed journal of

1:46:03

evolution and human behavior. I

1:46:06

gotta sign up to read the rest. Oh shit. Oh hold

1:46:08

on. I got the archive Lincoln Carrot

1:46:10

Shop. I got some audio samples here. Oh

1:46:17

yeah. Oh

1:46:20

so fucking good. I think

1:46:23

we got a memory problem here. I

1:46:28

can't take a shit so bad.

1:46:31

Whoops that went the wrong direction. That guy got

1:46:33

so so

1:46:36

excited. That was an old woman.

1:46:38

What do you think? That was

1:46:44

a prune brother. They're talking

1:46:46

about the Anomama. The Anomama

1:46:48

were fierce people. The Anomama

1:46:50

were a fierce people. That's

1:46:53

how he orgasms. Involuntary

1:46:55

Joe. Don't make fun of me. Totally

1:46:57

involuntary. That's why they

1:47:00

calling Black Salami. Uh

1:47:06

Anakin downloaded 3,520 auto recordings

1:47:08

from the orgasm sound library. Honey

1:47:10

I have to do this. This

1:47:12

is part of my job. Honey

1:47:14

I'm at work. I'm doing stuff.

1:47:19

Got a long way to go today. Don't

1:47:21

interrupt me. I'm in my home office. Doing

1:47:27

research on open source coming.

1:47:30

He downloaded the orgasm sound library

1:47:32

project website where users can

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upload their own recordings of their orgasms. Well

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then they know that they're performing.

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He needs to

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go into people's houses and record them without

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their consent. That's the only way you're gonna

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get raw evidence. In the bushes with a

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shotgun mic. With a shotgun mic here. Wearing

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a mask. Fastly

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in hand. Microphone the other. Hey

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what are you doing out there? Research

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I'm doing science It's

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me and Fauci The projects

1:48:06

focus on the diversity of

1:48:08

female pleasure, but Anakin wrote

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Anakin Annie Annie

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wrote that the audio isn't limited

1:48:16

female vocalization He

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then filtered the audio to reduce

1:48:21

reduce background noises and manually went

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through each recording to eliminate Duplications

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too short of the long-term this one eight or

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ten more times. Yeah Yeah,

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he removed removed computer generated

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or exaggerated moaning music multiple

1:48:34

voices and fragments that

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were just breathing He narrowed it down to two

1:48:39

thousand two hundred and thirty nine recordings or

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about thirty four hours of sex sounds

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And it's available here the data

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sets available here. I'm download that

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put on the PA He's

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