0:02

Okay, You're. Not coming home tonight

0:04

until you prove this to me because I

0:06

heard what I heard and I don't believe

0:08

you. And this is where the lie detector

0:10

test com. Then I set up a lie

0:12

detector test. What's.

0:24

Up Guys! I hope everyone had an

0:26

amazing New Years. I hope the holidays

0:28

were amazing for all of you. Arm

0:30

as usual I have no resolutions. I

0:32

probably should do this one time in

0:34

my life, but like I just I

0:36

just believe that we should always just.

0:39

I'm very like. Like.

0:41

I just I owe my ducks in

0:43

a row and I just stick to

0:45

my resolutions on a daily I believe

0:47

in. So

0:49

I do not make resolutions I'm

0:51

I just try to like, stick

0:53

with the flow of what I

0:55

my everyday life. So whatever, let's

0:57

all just be healthy, right? Like

0:59

That's the goal for twenty twenty

1:02

four while next week is a

1:04

big episode. That's right, it's the

1:06

one hundred episode for on display

1:08

with Melissa Gorka. I'm so proud

1:10

So. I figured this week while we're

1:12

all probably still recovering from New Years

1:14

isn't that weird. recovering from the off

1:16

time I know. but like we do,

1:19

we need to recover from all of

1:21

the partying and drinking in the holidays

1:23

and the cookies and sugar ray. so

1:25

of I know it's adds a little

1:27

strange but I think we all deal

1:29

with it. But anyway this week we're

1:31

going to do a little rewind all

1:33

the way back to the beginning. of

1:35

That's right guys, were going back to

1:37

the very first episode of On Display

1:39

that was ever recorded. It's funny,

1:42

it's like playing back and old home

1:44

video or something. Or part of me

1:46

is definitely cringing. But a bigger part

1:48

of me is proud of how far

1:51

they show as com since the very

1:53

first day we launched yet. So here

1:55

it is the very first episode of

1:58

on Display Call the Love. Also

4:00

while I was out there in LA,

4:02

we did the huge premiere party for

4:04

the Ultimate Girls trip which was so

4:07

much fun as well. That was just crazy

4:09

having everyone together. We watched the episode, the

4:11

first episode in front of tons of press

4:14

and tons of fans and just to see

4:16

their live reactions and

4:19

watch them and hear the laughs was

4:21

kind of surreal and really crazy. So that

4:24

was awesome. Then I

4:26

shot over to Beverly Hills. I wanted

4:28

to meet everyone at Podcast One. We

4:30

were in that studio because I

4:33

had to promote the podcast. So I'm

4:35

doing all those promos and recording all

4:37

those promos for the podcast. Then I

4:40

flew back over to New York and

4:42

did Wendy Williams which was so much

4:44

fun too because I actually sat down

4:46

on a couch with Jerry

4:49

Springer. Like we're taking it

4:51

back. Do you want to talk about like

4:53

throwing it back for a minute? Jerry Springer

4:56

who I've been watching since I'm five years

4:58

old is filling in for Wendy Williams because

5:01

Wendy's been having a little

5:03

bit of a breakdown lately which my heart goes out

5:05

to Wendy because I am a huge fan. Love her

5:07

to death and wish her well. So

5:10

Jerry Springer, let me just tell you, the first thing

5:12

I said when I sat down with Jerry Springer is

5:15

that I cannot believe with all the family

5:17

drama that has gone on in my life that

5:19

this is the first time I am meeting

5:21

you because for real, let's be real, anybody who

5:23

knows me and knows the show knows that I have

5:26

probably should have talked to Jerry

5:28

Springer a very, very long time

5:31

ago. But all of that

5:33

and then mixed in the holidays and Thanksgiving and

5:35

everything else, it's really just been a crazy couple

5:38

of weeks for me. And

5:40

with everything that's come my way, I just need

5:42

to say that I am always so

5:44

grateful for all of the people

5:47

that have always supported this craziness

5:49

and all of my ideas and

5:52

all of my ventures. There are so many of

5:54

you out there that have always pushed

5:56

me through and cheered me on and

5:58

I hear you. Whereas

8:00

if the house, I always say if

8:02

the house is not happy, no one's

8:05

happy. The kids aren't happy. If

8:08

you walk around with a puss on your

8:11

face, which you have many times, you go

8:13

through your

8:15

times when you're stressed out and you're like,

8:17

what did we sign up for? And

8:20

I definitely go through my times when

8:22

I'm walking around like a zombie and

8:24

I'm like, oh my God.

8:27

I could go back to the days where

8:29

I married this nice hardworking guy and

8:32

I woke up every day and was like, hmm, who

8:34

should I call to meet me for lunch today? And

8:37

maybe I'll go to Neiman and buy Antonia

8:40

a pretty boat. Like I can go back

8:42

to that, right? Can

8:44

I go back to that if I wanted to go back to that? Absolutely.

8:47

There's days that I do say to myself, I wish you went back

8:49

to that life. You do? Oh yeah.

8:52

You don't like that I bring home the bacon as

8:54

well? Listen, the bacon is the bacon, but if your

8:56

home life is not right because of

8:58

the bacon, it's not right. I agree.

9:00

The money is not important. The bacon is not

9:02

worth it if everyone's miserable. And

9:04

we've definitely been through, this has definitely

9:07

stressed us out. I think it's fair to say. Well

9:09

listen, reality TV, reality TV is hard and

9:11

it depends on who you are, how you

9:13

can handle it. And

9:15

we've been on now 11 years. Families

9:18

have been broken up. People

9:21

lose their minds. As

9:23

you see these child stars and the

9:25

big ones, the A-listers, they lose their

9:27

minds. You've got to just

9:29

have thick skin for this and there's

9:31

got to be love. There's got to be true,

9:33

true love. Yeah. I

9:36

think if you enter the world

9:38

of reality TV with

9:40

even a slight ... If the marriage

9:43

is a little rocky and I feel

9:45

like a lot of these housewives in general

9:47

and just reality stars, it's not just about

9:49

housewives. I see a lot of reality stars.

9:52

They're entering with the rocky marriage and

9:54

that's what makes them reality stars because

9:57

they have drama. They

9:59

Have something. And to talk about which sometimes

10:01

I get. Let's be honest, I get

10:03

heat for the fact that you know

10:06

if we don't have enough drama, if

10:08

there's not enough turmoil in our lives

10:10

like you know, I'll get heat from

10:12

the hard core like housewife fans. But

10:14

then there's the other their the other

10:16

side that actually appreciate watching a family

10:18

that works really hard to say together

10:20

and appreciate the fact that there's like

10:23

true love here between. As an eye

10:25

old on, I hold onto those bands.

10:27

I hold onto the ones that appreciate

10:29

also not. Just watching. The.

10:31

Craziness and the drama. but watching a

10:33

true family through their ups and downs

10:36

they may not be. you know going

10:38

to jail and and at you know

10:40

cheating and this and bad. and like

10:42

all of the the craziness that you

10:44

see what they're still a lot of

10:46

you know there's a lot of structure

10:49

that there's a lot to talk about

10:51

as a lot of like real family

10:53

issues that happen. I.

10:55

Don't think anybody knows really how real it

10:58

was and how much we have suffered. From

11:01

Michelle to speak about we just said

11:03

is the friends and fans they can

11:05

call you an example We love you

11:08

are we hate you? Are you suck

11:10

your ugly? You know his get their

11:12

brutal. They can be. they can be either,

11:14

is that. The. Most supportive people in

11:16

the world are brutal. Let me let

11:18

me ask you something else. Has anyone

11:20

ever because I know my answer to

11:23

this to your face. Ever.

11:25

Been negative to your face. Now I know they

11:27

have you know on on mine and on the

11:30

internet to your face. Have you ever had someone

11:32

come up and. Call. You

11:34

an asshole? Less Really?

11:36

Yes. Really. Worth. There

11:39

was a woman and I was in restaurants

11:41

and I was with the. My. Manager

11:43

Mike More Tucci. And

11:45

we were eating and a girl came up to me

11:47

she goes oh year. Skills. Were

11:49

Melissa and they go Melissa's homes.

11:52

He goes well on T Melissa,

11:54

you hear me? I'm team will

11:56

issue that's the dumbest know lose

11:58

their settled too much. Drink Are

12:00

you getting Mean She was. I guess.

12:02

Why are we not a team? While I guess

12:04

now we were going to give me the cloud

12:06

ear one forgot about, I just remember now is

12:08

is no big deal. That was the only. That's.

12:11

The only time in eleven years and has ever

12:13

happened. And it was ah it was because we

12:15

when we were going to a little issue on

12:17

T V either. And also

12:19

because. You were being supportive from an eye on

12:21

a home and envy anybody with by the way everyone

12:23

was very upset with your and. When you open

12:26

them the know it. Was when I

12:28

just when I started to like it was

12:30

it was in the beginning of envy as

12:32

it was an economy fun of like he

12:34

did been. Out all you feel about

12:37

that that. Because you were I know

12:39

I because you're like we don't need

12:41

to crumbs member when he said he

12:43

only the country's history my office today

12:45

is Sitting in my office is a

12:47

sign of love you. This is Melissa

12:49

going on display. Zipper. Women: Are you proud

12:51

of me at this very? Or? Are you still. Annoyed

12:53

that I have this like and I'm doing

12:55

and. Will. You know I'm proud because you know if

12:57

any the you needed. I'm here to support him.

12:59

Go for. If I wasn't I wouldn't be here.

13:01

So I'm. The. Only

13:04

reason there was a lot of reason

13:06

why I I I did that it

13:08

was to motivate you know Ah A

13:10

was would not live without No. Bullshit.

13:12

Get one of the north also have

13:14

had a gun another know it wasn't

13:16

outside. Of more and I did motivate you because I

13:18

was. I gonna need your crimes I make. The tell

13:21

you were a typical sorry honey get were

13:23

in it now. But you sound and

13:25

I was marred. Typical.

13:27

You. Made the money and a house you

13:30

did were totally made me everything you like

13:32

being inside those i heard you like would

13:34

have to ask you for one hundred are

13:36

no no no no no I went to

13:38

lazily had a on July. First of all,

13:40

on hold on. Those. Days are

13:43

over because of the moment I met you.

13:45

You. Had a credit card, a black mx

13:47

and you did whatever you wanted. Didn't have

13:50

to ask me for anything. Okay right I

13:52

give that of I gave you anything you

13:54

wanted. It doesn't matter, I don't need that,

13:56

I don't and I'd I'd like to secure

13:58

woman I don't like. Your women

14:00

like when I met you. You shocked

14:03

me. Because. You you know me, I'm

14:05

a beast. I work. I can work twenty or

14:07

twenty four hours in a deck or twenty two

14:09

sleep to keep going. That share One thing we'll

14:12

just let me just like interrupt you for one

14:14

second in case anyone doesn't know gel. One.

14:17

Saying that you gave him all day long.

14:19

I have a lotta things like it's a

14:21

bad job at that. Number one thing Anyone

14:23

who truly snow for eleven everywhere but I

14:26

do I could say about mood. I guess

14:28

how bad this of it's a number one

14:30

thing that you would be known for through

14:32

my family, my friends. Anyone who knows you

14:34

initialize would be that you are. Definitely.

14:38

The hardest worker. In. The

14:40

room It if people don't know joke order let

14:42

me play. Do we get up at five thirty

14:44

Every single morning was dark out. he goes to

14:46

work. he doesn't get back on till seven thirty

14:48

at night. If I say I want to go

14:50

to dinner that night Joe will get dressed, take

14:52

a shower, go to dinner if we got home

14:54

at two am. he will get back up at

14:56

five thirty in the morning and work all day.

14:58

And I'm talking dirty work. I'm not saying show

15:00

doesn't go in a suit, still put on his

15:02

work boots, his. Dirty. As she's

15:04

that drive me crazy because he wants to

15:06

read. He wants to put the

15:08

same sweatshirt back on for like four

15:10

days straight and doesn't want anyone to

15:12

wash it which is it's a not

15:14

use my das because smaller those Mrs.

15:17

Our wants you to work fill. Up those scenes

15:19

with gas is a real of like

15:21

guess when you walk in. And

15:23

I woke. It's a bus or walk into

15:25

meetings, were banks and lend me forty fifty

15:28

million dollars on projects looking like that. and

15:30

that's what keeps us real. And.

15:32

We will never change. My father made

15:34

me. A workaholic. He made me

15:36

a man at a young age and we

15:38

had we had, we didn't have any money.

15:40

See this? Yeah to go to work. Rice.

15:43

Or we went to work with gotta work when

15:45

we're nine. And and now I am

15:47

where I am and I. I. I give it all

15:49

to my parents. Smash. My father he was.

15:51

He was real honest. Real

15:54

real honor roll. He was real

15:56

army so. Today. I.

15:59

Am who. Them. but. I. Had

16:01

when I met you. You.

16:04

Were like that little spitfire and

16:06

my wireless co worker sheath three

16:08

jobs. And. And in the same

16:10

thing you would come home. You go to school

16:12

you were in college in you gotta work and

16:14

he come on me I I shall. It's got

16:16

a dead a you're on and you were just

16:19

like aren't Point Reddit guys. I love this woman

16:21

that she can keep up with this. I don't

16:23

like a weak person like I've I come home

16:25

I'm ready to do certain. And yeah. I'm

16:27

tired anti Iraq at you.

16:29

Didn't hold me back, so that's what attracted

16:31

me to you. right? And Riddler,

16:33

now that you've air filter you and work. Three

16:35

jobs when you met me. Okay said I was

16:37

in school my is a lot of people don't

16:40

notice about me but I have a be a

16:42

and teaching. I actually graduated college to be a

16:44

teacher numb and then you know two years later

16:46

I was iran. Was when I first met

16:49

her she was bartending. Everybody thought that

16:51

does. She was a stripper know she

16:53

was the bartender. I. Was of bar

16:55

at the glare at the slowdown. you

16:57

know how that as a supplement whole

16:59

balance? No no you have to let

17:01

me clarify. So I was a bartender.

17:03

I work at the time I was

17:05

twenty two twenty three. I was a

17:07

bartender at two different place so I

17:10

bar tended every way. But what about

17:12

the sandbar in Jersey City? Know I

17:14

know what do a little and I

17:16

borrowed a Joey's and clever. Wait, wait, let's

17:18

get back to death. So I first met a we go.

17:20

Now she's like a i'm a bartender Mike: Okay. As

17:22

Tony I'm a bartender this place I go with pleasure.

17:24

She told me what I was when I do we

17:26

the no idea they say and. I. Should receive such

17:28

as I com. And I went

17:30

now here this. Old. School a

17:32

tie a guy like I've watched every now

17:34

year old school when you want it would.

17:36

Back then I was real score a lot

17:38

worse and killer to for your wife. You

17:40

want to make sure she's rights you know?

17:42

So you come in and as I walked

17:45

into response. And. She was bartending and you

17:47

were barton and and yeah, just. Like.

17:49

Go short shorts on. They weren't even

17:51

like sexy. Sure, they're. Like cheer Short run.

17:54

What? Antonio Never. To low for me that was

17:56

like wow. look at our she's act as

17:58

if you were a tank top Sheer shorts,

18:00

I call them, like Nike pros and sneakers. Yes,

18:02

what I'm trying to say is you didn't even

18:04

look sexy, right? You're in a strip club, and

18:06

we sat there all night. You know,

18:08

it wasn't sexy, it wasn't. It was like, you know,

18:10

which is... It was like you were going to the

18:12

gym. Right. It was like, you know, so I was...

18:14

That's right. It's dead. I came

18:16

in and we sat there and you gave me a drink, and we hung out all

18:19

night, and it was awesome, and I

18:21

really didn't. So I just fell in

18:23

love with who you are. You were real hustling, you come

18:25

home, and then you went to school and you became a

18:27

school teacher. By you

18:30

saying that I want to control

18:32

you, that is wrong, because

18:35

I need somebody in my life

18:37

to be an entrepreneur like

18:40

you are, somebody that has goals

18:42

in life that I don't want to come home and... No,

18:44

I get it. I get it. No, no,

18:47

no, no, no, no, no. Because people do get depressed, right? What? Because

18:49

women, a lot of women, right, get depressed in life, and

18:52

they got nothing to do, and I love... You know what

18:54

happens? They go through... So women go

18:56

through the baby years. There's like 10 years that

18:59

are the baby years, and those

19:01

years are when the women are home, the dads

19:03

get to go to work most of the time,

19:05

right? The ladies are home going

19:08

through the years where they have newborns

19:10

and two-year-olds and three-year-olds, and their

19:12

life as this

19:14

put-together person has turned

19:17

into diaper-changing, talking

19:19

gibberish all day, watching cartoons,

19:22

watching Dora 24 hours a day, and you start to

19:24

feel... you lose yourself, and you feel like he gets

19:27

to get up, go to work all day, and come

19:29

home, and I sit here with these kids. I

19:31

want to get my nails done, but there's no one

19:33

to babysit. I want to get my hair done, but

19:35

I can't leave. I want to run to the mall,

19:37

but no one can watch the kids for me. I'm

19:39

telling you, they're the most amazing years ever, because you

19:42

know I loved the baby years, but they're also very,

19:44

very challenging. So

19:47

the fact that I worked this

19:50

whole time when I

19:52

went through the baby years... I mean, we got on

19:54

reality TV, and Tonya was four. It

19:56

was Joey's christening, okay, my youngest, Joey, who

19:58

is 11. Now I'm in.

20:01

He was two months old when we

20:03

started this the show. so it's it's.

20:05

kind of crazy how long back you

20:07

know how long we've been doing this

20:09

whole reality tv thing and the fact

20:12

that we survived. Is

20:14

a whole nother story I thank You

20:16

know. What's we listen in and

20:19

that goes to of for for all

20:21

the listens out there on our wives

20:23

and husbands and it's all about that.

20:25

There's no I in team. And.

20:27

We were both honest. Reality show?

20:29

Yes! Did my than that the

20:32

reality shows caught New Jersey Housewives?

20:34

So was it more about Melissa?

20:36

Yes! Did. It bother me.

20:39

Back. Then. It.

20:41

Did not. Had. To

20:43

God what My parents in Heaven. I.

20:47

Looked at my wife likes.

20:50

She. Was my. You.

20:52

Know that that that singer that

20:54

you look daddy's are you loved

20:56

grow up and I was. I

20:59

was so I was proud of

21:01

her because you are just in

21:03

beautiful and you looked good In

21:06

In In. You. Were.

21:09

You represented us well. You

21:11

represented the Gorgas was I

21:13

was patio and everything you

21:15

did back then. right? With

21:18

this reality you included me even though

21:20

was all about you. We made it

21:22

up. Everything was about you right? Has

21:24

you included me to everything so it

21:26

didn't see. Is secretly be like. I also

21:29

knew that it was that we were for yeah

21:31

I knew that you and I kind at we

21:33

went. we have the kind of relationship that we

21:35

we do everything together in. I knew getting into

21:38

this world and kind of doing coming into my

21:40

own because you had a lot of control. When

21:42

we first got married you did You had a

21:44

lot of control and we listen. I was secretly

21:46

in control without you knowing as far as where

21:49

we're going to go, what we were going to

21:51

do, what we were going to buy, where the

21:53

reservations were going to be made by you had

21:55

it. Obviously. A lot of

21:57

the financial control you were it. You

22:00

came, you went out. All. Day

22:02

long and I was home with

22:04

the kids and I think I

22:06

also subconsciously knew is getting onto

22:08

the show and. Being.

22:10

In the work atmosphere and having to do

22:13

red carpets right. Having to go to events,

22:15

having to go to just us weekly events

22:17

and ok magazine and all these little things

22:19

and just doing branding, whatever it is that

22:21

takes me that has I knew that that

22:23

was gonna be. Rough. You and

22:26

it was. Well, I don't. I don't know

22:28

about that. I disagree on you on that

22:30

point because I think that beginning that it was

22:32

rough on uma you were just say no no.

22:34

In. The beginning you are more like. A

22:37

while I was sure we were and to each

22:39

other more than you. To talk about sex

22:42

so much like you did you? You?

22:44

You reference sex a lot, right? dealer?

22:46

Do not because it's a big part

22:48

of who you have. Such

22:50

as though because sex sex is

22:52

everything it's it's is in in

22:54

subtle about sex sex it's not

22:56

bite to gather he keeps you.

22:59

Are emotional as I target. About

23:01

Sex sells I'm like geez I think

23:03

you're going to leave jaw because it

23:05

a we always sidetracked is six and

23:07

like I needed people understand that there

23:09

was more. To our

23:11

relations battle and just that we are

23:13

sexually attracted to each other for it

23:16

wasn't. That we were section or I

23:18

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23:20

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23:23

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23:25

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23:27

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23:29

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23:31

We don't you stop? Haven't set to

23:33

stop having sex. Your relationship slowly goes

23:35

down. The to I agree is not

23:37

I'm writing have you become friends? Yes

23:39

Yes. It is almost like a it's

23:41

a contract. Then we signed a contract

23:43

to be married and which is business

23:46

partners? That's terrible. So sex has

23:48

to keep. I guess at a friends

23:50

and family members that are in a

23:52

contract. And a contract. I don't want to be a

23:54

contract added. Get married To be in a contract. I want

23:57

to be enough. I want. I got married to be in

23:59

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24:01

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24:03

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24:05

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24:08

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24:10

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24:12

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24:14

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24:16

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24:19

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24:21

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24:23

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24:25

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24:27

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24:29

new house that we're building. Did you? Did

24:31

you see why did you put out the

24:33

garbage? Did you do this is you to

24:36

that you that a big deal up like

24:38

instead of like when you're dating and it's

24:40

like hi Qt looks so good today like

24:42

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24:44

lose that and you do. You're the one

24:46

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24:48

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24:51

need to keep like. Is. Part

24:53

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24:55

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24:57

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25:00

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25:02

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it's hard for me to like focus and let go

26:49

sometimes and just be like, okay, hold on, hold on.

26:51

Remember that you want to tell Joe, hi honey, you're

26:53

doing a good job or like you're cute or like,

26:56

we do have date nights though. We're great with date nights because

26:58

I feel like date nights are super important too. We

27:01

do that often. We

27:04

were just at for Thanksgiving the

27:06

day before at Melissa's sister's house

27:08

and there was three other women there and they were all talking

27:11

and we're just talking about Yeah, they're women.

27:13

I mean people are going to be able to figure out who we're talking

27:15

about. That's okay. No, but she

27:17

impressed me, this woman. And I

27:19

love what she said. And we were

27:21

just talking about relationship and every time someone comes

27:23

around me, they start talking about relationships and

27:26

talking about husbands and wives

27:29

and your relationship and sex and all that.

27:31

And she was just saying, yeah, sex is

27:34

a lot. Like at this age, I'm tired.

27:37

She's a 47, 48 year old woman. She's just like, I am

27:39

tired. But

27:43

I think about my husband that

27:45

he looks at me like I'm so beautiful

27:47

and he loves me and he wants me.

27:50

She goes, that is everything for me. That

27:53

was that, you know, her. And she

27:55

goes, and I'll be damned

27:58

if I'm not going to have sex with my husband. It

30:00

could be work or if I just dealt with somebody at

30:02

business and I

30:04

want to react a certain way and

30:06

I didn't, where the old Joe Gorgel

30:08

would have reacted a certain way and it made

30:10

it a lot worse. I'll

30:13

put a little message out there because as

30:17

I'm getting older, I'm 47, I'm getting smarter.

30:20

In the heating – You're getting smarter? I'm getting

30:22

smarter because – Really? I

30:24

feel like you're slowing down a little bit. When I speak to

30:26

you, you're kind of staring at the – Because I want to slow

30:28

down. You're like not as quick as you used to be. I don't want

30:30

to be quick. I have to be completely honest. I want to

30:32

be chill now. And what

30:34

that does is I just sit there and

30:36

I analyze the situation. Good spin. And then

30:38

I answer – Good spin. Yes. Because

30:41

then if not, then I'll react in a certain way

30:43

that I don't want to react and it just screwed

30:45

the whole night up. Now I just sit back, I

30:47

listen, I look at you and I'm like, how am

30:49

I going to answer this? Do I still –

30:51

do I want to have a nice night and have a nice dinner

30:53

with my wife? Then I'm going to answer it this way. You

30:56

know, if you told me, I'd be like, ah, shut up.

30:58

You know? And it doesn't work

31:00

anymore. Yeah. I'm not into it.

31:02

And that's in business too. If you

31:04

deal in business and you get aggravated

31:06

at the wrong situation, like when a

31:09

building inspector or a police officer or

31:11

anything, it just brings you out to

31:13

a whole other level. But if

31:16

you control your emotions and you treat

31:18

the person, you just – you

31:20

have to take – you got to take the abuse once in a while.

31:23

You'll be shocked how the outcome

31:26

is a lot better. Yeah. So

31:28

you're saying – what you're saying

31:30

basically is like choose your battles.

31:33

Choose your battles, especially in relationships. But sometimes

31:35

like you might be aggravated and an inspector

31:37

comes up on a construction site and you

31:39

snap at him where now he just puts

31:41

you in a whole different – now you're

31:44

getting fined and he's really aggravated. But when

31:46

he comes out and he snaps and you're

31:48

calm and you say, what did I

31:50

do wrong? Use your charm. Use your charm. And

31:53

you diffuse the situation. And

31:55

there's no fines. So

31:57

that's where you get smarter as you get older. Yeah.

36:00

A friend sleepover so that

36:02

we were having a sleepover. I woke up and

36:04

you weren't home. So I called your phone To

36:08

see where you are. Right? So she calls my phone,

36:10

but you didn't answer But I

36:13

didn't answer. No, okay, so I didn't answer So

36:16

but I wore these loose sweatpants that

36:18

morning. So I put my phone in

36:20

my pocket. So as I was working

36:24

She must have called my phone. I didn't

36:26

answer the phone. But before that Before

36:28

that I called my sister because she

36:31

was going to prison. She called her that

36:33

morning I called her that morning right at

36:35

8 o'clock in the morning. She was

36:37

going to prison out that day

36:39

right that afternoon and

36:41

I Don't know we

36:44

and I was being real nice and I don't know

36:46

she just she just I don't

36:48

know You guys had an argument we had an argument Did

36:51

it go the right way and I was pissed and I

36:53

was just like wow Well at the time everybody

36:55

was not in the right minds and she was blaming

36:57

you and you were very upset, right? Right,

36:59

so you were in a mode. I was in

37:01

mode So I go I go back and I

37:03

start chopping at this dirt with the pic I'm

37:06

working I'm working and I guess my phone and

37:08

when I work and I lift if I lift

37:10

weights I grunt a lot and I he is

37:12

a grunter. I will give you that like when he's

37:14

in the gym He's embarrassed. He's that guy that everyone

37:17

looks at like look at this loser You

37:20

are like You're

37:23

like an overachiever one of those guys

37:28

Like work out of your own basement, yeah,

37:30

but now so dramatic now my wife works

37:33

out hard and what do she do? No,

37:36

I don't I'm

37:39

gonna be embarrassed of you do you

37:41

grunt? Oh my god. I laugh at you Public

37:44

service announcement don't grunt in the gym.

37:46

It's weird Only like a

37:49

little grunt here and there but I hate the guys

37:51

in the corner. It doesn't matter that It

37:54

doesn't matter the the amount of weight

37:56

you lift. It's the grunt. Okay, that's nice.

37:58

Sorry cuz now now you're making me

38:00

anxious and I'm now I'm working I'm

38:03

hitting I'm hitting this dirt I'm

38:05

chopping it up I'm making these noises

38:07

my phone rings I mean calls her

38:10

on accident okay so okay let me

38:12

let me tell a story let me tell you

38:14

this part I'm calling Joe he's not answering it's

38:16

8 30 on Sunday morning he's not answering I

38:18

call probably two times in a row not answering

38:20

well I guess eventually his phone picks

38:23

up by itself in his pocket

38:26

and Joe is sitting there and he

38:28

is he says that he

38:30

has a shovel or some kind

38:32

of like rake shovel thing and

38:34

he is called a pick okay

38:37

he's banging the dirt

38:39

which is the dirt was like

38:41

concrete because it was frozen oh

38:44

she's hearing the bang but

38:47

he's also speaking during this and

38:49

she's everyone and and and I

38:51

guess so Joe says his phone

38:53

in his pocket is really rough

38:55

and I'm hearing no

38:59

no no yes I am okay

39:02

I am hearing the moans I

39:04

heard the word I heard

39:06

the D word I don't want to

39:08

say in what aspect I don't know how I

39:10

heard it but I heard that yeah

39:12

I was probably swear here's what I was you were

39:15

swearing at my sister so I was chopping up the

39:17

dirt and I'm like fuck dick I

39:19

was saying words which was it wasn't nice so

39:21

then my wife calls me back she keeps calling

39:23

me my hands are full of dirt

39:26

I finally answered the phone I think

39:28

we gotta go to me on the other

39:30

end first thanks okay so as

39:32

he has no idea what's going on

39:35

and I listen

39:37

to him grunting moaning

39:40

I swear I hear a

39:42

woman saying say he's not

39:44

answering the phone saying

39:46

the word like I think I heard

39:48

the word you know the D word and

39:51

yeah I heard you say

39:53

dick so I'm hearing

39:55

that I'm I now this is

39:57

me Melissa Gorga never had I've

40:00

never experienced, never

40:02

experienced, never experienced, never experienced, never had

40:04

any issues with that. I

40:06

hear it clear as day. I hear the moans.

40:08

I hear the ruffling, whatever it is, in his

40:10

pocket of the movement, everything. I

40:13

literally, this is me in my bedroom. I'll never

40:15

forget it to this day in my bedroom. I

40:18

fall to my knees, literally

40:20

fall to my knees. My hands start

40:22

shaking. I can't believe it's all

40:24

happening. I can't believe it's happening.

40:26

I literally, like,

40:29

lose my mind. I'm shaking. So

40:31

now I'm speed dialing his

40:33

phone to try to break up the sex that I

40:35

think that he's having. So I'm

40:38

speed dialing. He's face-timing. He, he,

40:40

not, nope, nope, no.

40:42

He answers. He finally answers.

40:45

I am now screaming into the phone, shaking,

40:47

crying hysterically. How could you do it?

40:49

I can hear you. I can hear you. Like,

40:52

and I'm on the floor. I'll

40:56

never forget Antonia walking in my room. And

40:58

like, she's like, mom, just go up. I'll be right out.

41:00

I'll be right out. I'm on

41:02

my knees on the floor, crying to

41:04

Joe. And he's like, what? He's

41:07

mad. He doesn't react nice.

41:09

Like, honey, no, I would never. He's

41:11

like, shut the hell up. What the

41:14

frick is wrong with you? What

41:16

are you? I was like, Joe, I heard you. I heard you.

41:19

I can hear you. Like, I was sobbing.

41:21

You want me to be nice that

41:23

I leave five o'clock in the morning. Hold

41:26

on. I leave four thirty in the morning.

41:28

I'm busting my ass. I'm chopping dirt to

41:30

get this household to make money for us.

41:32

And here you are, choosing me of having

41:34

sex. Okay, you want me to be nice?

41:36

So, you want me to be nice? Okay, but I'm giving my

41:38

side. Keep going, now. So, now he's mad. And

41:42

to me, when a man is

41:46

caught, what they do is they

41:48

get crazy. And they get nastier. Yes.

41:51

And they're like, you know what? F you, you crazy

41:53

bitch. I'm out here working. What the fuck? And he

41:55

hangs up on me. And

41:58

I'm sobbing on the floor. I'm like

42:00

oh my god we need it cause I feel

42:02

like they get nasty If he wasn't even like

42:04

honey East are less that would you Crazy babe

42:07

No no no no no. But. Then appetising,

42:09

hold on when put the icing on the

42:11

cake. Now I'm like. Holy. Shit is

42:13

another me know when faced I'm going to

42:15

face time. I hit the

42:18

face time. He doesn't answer

42:20

that face time. As a

42:22

man miles south, I'm

42:25

completely. Completely. convey.

42:27

Answered the that what I heard his shows

42:29

you call me six thousand I answered the

42:31

runway said. An Answer the face and we took you. You know

42:33

when you enter the face and. When. You.

42:37

Got. Back in your truck and maybe sent

42:39

the girl home. Who the hell knows? How

42:41

I was in the middle, the street

42:43

bag and a girl in my truck

42:45

know it's called when you work and

42:47

and you're laying sod if anyone knows

42:49

the a sod your hands of for

42:51

the money. So. I couldn't answer the

42:53

phone so. Finally, About

42:55

that blitt. Let let's clear why. I let me

42:57

clarify. One more thing as as like,

42:59

can I clarify one was a shredder

43:02

The like girls out there if you're

43:04

listening, I'm sure there's a lot of

43:06

you who have. Felt. This way

43:08

before of rain has a whatever felt this

43:10

way to work with a seal. Convinced that

43:12

they now or their com me to conclusions

43:15

your speed dialing, you're going crazy. You need

43:17

to hear their voice. You need to get

43:19

them on the phone Like I know I'm

43:21

not the only girl where who's dealt with

43:24

as before. The like clarified his this

43:26

has the seas users to the i

43:28

leave early morning and she'll get up

43:30

at seven thirty eight o'clock so call

43:32

me and I'm working so hard as

43:34

you like we do it and co.

43:36

Workers. Have a baby America

43:38

with Amazon work and she's like was he.

43:41

Who you with? This morning on my who

43:43

you are buying got we're going so now but when

43:45

you did this I hung up the phone i because

43:47

oh my god oh my god here we go again.

43:49

I but wound and not have resisted. Arrest recruited

43:52

as from grown up right. As.

43:54

About hold I want to get back. I get

43:56

back to the subject because you don't have a

43:58

lotta times So oh. Oh well, you

44:00

don't. I. Am. Okay, so getting

44:03

back to it. I'm

44:05

freaking out. I'm calling him, he's not answering

44:07

the face I'm So to make a long

44:09

story short, I then go ahead and tell

44:11

him not to come home. I'm freaking out.

44:13

I absolutely one hundred percent away. He's like

44:15

I'm working. Would you talking about I phones

44:17

in my pocket? You know you. You saw

44:19

you was shoveling, you were cursing out loud

44:21

as you are in a bad mood. you

44:24

had hotness, You add an argument with your

44:26

sister. earlier, you were cursing out loud and

44:28

I was hearing all these words in his

44:30

grunting. Because your phone was in your pocket

44:32

and you were digging into like frozen ground

44:34

right? That. Historians the into it to organisers.

44:36

Okay so to make a long story short,

44:38

I literally don't believe him. I am convinced

44:41

on what I heard it with my own

44:43

years, my own eyes. It wasn't like a

44:45

girlfriend or someone coming to me saying hey

44:47

we heard something and I tell him not

44:50

to come home. My mother, my sister you

44:52

could tell the story of when you so

44:54

as he tells. Me: not the come home.

44:56

I ignore her a much she's crazy to

44:58

continue to work. I guess an hour and

45:00

a half two hours, Three hours later I'd

45:03

drive home. I come home. And

45:05

guess what? Her mother and her

45:07

sister or there and or from down

45:09

ashore it takes to now an apt

45:11

get the she call them they com

45:14

runner up my mind's eye. Open a

45:16

door. my sister low looks at me

45:18

like I'm the devil. She goes home

45:20

can't believe you I said why. And

45:23

mine are dead. The lawyer and my mother die

45:25

for. Joe They. Lovelies they're always seen job

45:27

they love me but that you know and

45:29

then the mom the mom offices he was

45:31

do I cannot believe I got i know

45:34

mom I go are you kidding me? I

45:36

was so ag of I was so. The

45:38

guy. Be honest. Ladies, everyone your

45:40

parents, Always

45:42

takes are the i was younger I

45:45

was so mad at them pussy. They

45:47

just as. As that. Their father was it

45:49

sweeter and. And. right? I

45:52

will follow. It was a player which is I'd

45:54

never met him. I did, grew up I did

45:56

grow up with you know, my father. Did.

45:58

Straight line, right. He was a. One of those

46:00

guys was a player who's a cool guy. whatever.

46:02

I never met him because he passed away so

46:05

they're kind of like okay, you cheated, they want

46:07

to hang you the family right? I was like

46:09

a when I was so shocked and them my

46:11

most magical my mother in law. she's like i

46:13

can't believe you so then I'm like alright. So.

46:15

When I walk outside I go take a shower. some

46:18

full a mod I go. What What I did, What

46:20

I do just role in the mud cycle. take a

46:22

shower. comeback be as. Are now sleep out there

46:24

and I didn't want him to sleep home. I

46:26

come down here. She's laid out

46:28

on the floor crime. Other game me as

46:30

an act dumb. Mother the but yet again it

46:33

was a disaster I'd I'd was it was

46:35

the a row and he is tired would

46:37

a where's. The. Gel whatever you know and that

46:39

more new as if so then so then

46:41

so then the next day I. Gotta. Work I

46:43

live in a morning See cause again Cry The

46:45

mothers. There again, then a bigger and I'm

46:47

like holy shit. I'm like this

46:50

serious it took of men I truly believe was

46:52

like the day and a half when I finally

46:54

said like what. Might have to get

46:56

divorced over this. I got to work and.

46:58

Here's a dictates and I'm cheating. And

47:00

as she goes like this, you, ah,

47:02

you know I set it up. And.

47:05

An. Amateur quo that's how it happened.

47:07

So now he goes. and he. I.

47:10

Don't let him sleep home that night. He doesn't

47:12

sleep home than and I suppose to work the

47:14

next day either. You didn't sleep on, he slept

47:16

on allow and I slept in a bad here

47:18

yes and we didn't speak year and then he

47:20

goes to work the next day and I call

47:22

him and I say. Okay, You're.

47:25

Not coming home tonight. Arm.

47:28

And leg. In. Till you prove

47:30

it to me because I heard when I heard and

47:32

I don't believe you And this is where the lie

47:34

detector test comes and. I set

47:36

up a lie detector tests. And.

47:39

I said this sydney me and

47:41

Purnell the I said it uses

47:43

meet me at such and such

47:45

address at two pm. You're going

47:47

to take a lie detector test

47:49

and I said has a good

47:51

for you I said any if

47:53

you don't you're not coming home.

47:55

I said no problem. I could have enough.

47:57

I was guilty a lie detector test opposite.

48:00

So fucking movie. Not about where I have more.

48:02

About the slide it and I go like this way to. Like

48:04

it fine. it's fine. I'll take the Tesla

48:06

scuffs. and perhaps she picked the place because

48:08

you know I'm busy where I was build

48:10

the these homes were in the town that

48:12

at Montclair. She picked the spot in Montclair.

48:15

Now listen to what? When I caught a

48:17

bunch of different light, I know I'm googling

48:19

lie detectors northern New Jersey as as I'm

48:21

googling them I talked to a couple doctors,

48:23

one lady that I really liked the most

48:25

and I said you know what, I'm gonna

48:27

go with her and you What she said

48:29

to me was this. You. Know

48:31

you don't want to go. It's just any

48:33

random person. you know? I'm not one who

48:35

will take money from the man. A lot

48:37

of these people do that. I was like,

48:40

what? what? Ah, what she's I guess a

48:42

lotta men go in. They'd pay off. That

48:44

the the. Person who's gonna do the

48:46

lie detector test. They'll throw em ten

48:48

grand The throw whatever they think their

48:50

marriage is worth. Okay to clear out

48:52

their bank accounts and you know they'll

48:54

pay these. People. Off work we're

48:56

doing a lie detector tests so that they pass

48:59

for so that's that's in. My. Brain was she

49:01

says she's telling you she's not going to take

49:03

the money seized advising. That I don't do

49:05

that right size or yeah, I tell

49:07

Jonah, let me give you a little

49:09

quick update on Joe. Joe is late

49:12

to everything everywhere. Never on time, runs

49:14

late for everything. Always have to call

49:16

me that we. The half hour later

49:18

I pull up to this. Spot.

49:20

That I told him to meet me at which

49:23

is where we're going to do lie detector test.

49:25

He is already there sitting in the parking lot.

49:27

I want to say ten minutes early and sitting

49:29

in his shock I wanted to kill someone. I

49:32

freaked out. I woke up so I'm like wait,

49:34

why are you already here? Is that because you

49:36

told me I was working down the street? I'm

49:38

like. Why did you come

49:40

early so of ready. To make them

49:42

better than mine is there before me.

49:44

just. Freaked. Me out to make a long

49:47

story like likes the light is actually look like.

49:49

Hell she looked like a psycho com an

49:51

attitude was which is used crime for three

49:53

days comes out of climate might go with

49:55

was like who did it and ran and

49:57

still upset about what I'm looking at her

49:59

like she's. You're sick and you're

50:01

fucking... I did nothing but work. Now this is

50:03

some real Jerry Springer shit. You wanna talk about

50:05

Jerry Springer? He's hooked up in this place. He

50:07

has all of these plugs. I've

50:10

never seen him in my life. So now we

50:12

go into this room upstairs. We have to walk

50:14

upstairs. There's a woman. Hello, how you doing? Alright,

50:16

and we sit down in this room and they

50:19

stick these plugs, these sucking cups on my head,

50:21

my forehead, my chest. And

50:23

just by doing that alone, your heart's already like,

50:25

what the fuck is... Say you

50:27

murdered somebody or you really did cheat and

50:30

they're sticking all this on you. You're

50:32

like, yo, what happens is when you lie,

50:34

your heart races when you're lying and they

50:37

put you on the spot. And they know

50:39

the machine can detect that. So I sat

50:41

there and I'm sticking on everything. They even

50:43

stuck something on my penis. I'm like, what

50:45

is this shit? And

50:47

then she starts asking me questions. And

50:51

they start asking you random questions like first,

50:53

like do you like the way your wife

50:55

cooks? Alright, alright. Hold it,

50:58

then they get to the point.

51:00

He passes the lie detector. I

51:03

want to talk about that. They get to the

51:05

point and they said, did you, were

51:07

you with a woman having sex

51:09

that morning? I go, absolutely not.

51:11

What were you doing? I said,

51:13

I was shoveling and picking. And

51:16

I was directly looking in my wife's eyes. She

51:18

was sitting on the couch watching me. You know what

51:20

I thought was funny? One of the questions that they asked

51:22

him was like, are

51:24

you attracted to any of your wife's friends? I

51:27

thought that was very strange. Because they're trying to

51:29

see. When they said, are you attracted to any

51:31

of your wife? And that's a really good question.

51:33

I do wonder if husband's out there. You

51:37

know, is there any of my friends that you are

51:39

attracted to? What did I say to that

51:41

question? You said no. You said no. Is

51:43

there any of your wife's friends you're attracted to? It was

51:46

one of the questions that I thought was

51:48

very interesting. So you know what she

51:50

said? She said this man passed with

51:52

flying colors. He's a fucking amazing. He

51:55

is amazing. And she was.

51:58

She was. She walked. the way with

52:00

a tail between her legs and

52:02

that's my story people. That's

52:05

my story. Anyway,

52:07

that we never told because it's kind of embarrassing

52:09

that we went through that and I made you

52:11

take a lighter. But I'm going to be honest,

52:13

I'm going to tell you from this day, I

52:16

truly, truly heard what I

52:19

heard. You heard her ass. There was no

52:21

girl there. I go like this. Your mind, here's a good

52:23

question for the world. Does your mind play

52:26

tricks on you sometimes, especially when it

52:28

comes to relationships with men? I

52:31

do believe the mind can play tricks on you.

52:35

But anyway, we're going to jump out of that. We're

52:38

going to jump out of that. I think that that's

52:40

like a ... Let's jump out of that because she's wrong. No, I'm

52:42

not wrong. It's something we went through in marriage,

52:45

in life, and we're sharing. We're going to pick that up another day. We're real

52:47

people here. To

52:51

make a long story short, I do think

52:54

that a lot of relationships, especially

52:56

ones that people have been together for years,

52:58

we go through a lot of weird stuff.

53:01

I'm sure everyone has a crazy story to

53:03

tell. We have some friends we go to

53:05

dinner with that tell us the

53:07

craziest things about catching their

53:10

husbands masturbating.

53:14

We really have some funny friends who tell

53:16

us some crazy stories. That's a whole other

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54:47

Quick with you gel. Any I want to do that,

54:49

I want to touch on one quick spin. autism. Comedy.

54:52

The. Effect because the people want to

54:54

know where. Did this come

54:57

from? and why does Show Gore

54:59

guys suddenly go from you know,

55:01

real estate developer? Which you are

55:03

which you are and you aren't

55:05

as successful Successful one I will

55:07

give you that arm against. Let

55:09

me just give you one quick

55:11

recap in case anyone doesn't know

55:13

what you're really does besides like

55:15

eat Lp my side kick on

55:17

reality tv. He converts old warehouses

55:19

into apartment buildings. so we do

55:21

own apartment buildings. We notice I

55:23

said we'd as my name's on

55:25

all that. Shit vision and you did

55:27

all that while I was home watching

55:29

those kids and organizing a lame felt.

55:31

we own all of these apartment buildings

55:34

all around New Jersey. Such truly were

55:36

Joey. That's what he does best. Ah

55:38

I'm he is a real say. developers.

55:40

Why? comedy while the setting comedy? Why

55:42

did you want to get on a

55:44

stage and be a comedian. Lies.

55:47

I love it or love to. You know you have

55:49

the as you know me. right?

55:51

When we got when we are to dinner

55:53

since the beginning of as I Met You

55:55

How I met you as I made you

55:57

laugh and I was entertaining to you when

55:59

I said that bar and I was hit

56:01

man you a we might as seen in

56:04

Pete Davidson right? I mean. Laughing is definitely

56:06

the way to a woman far. As I am

56:08

and I'm my personality and that's when I was

56:10

him and when we went up the dinner with

56:12

all our friends and I would sit there and

56:14

I was the guy that took over cause seizures

56:16

made everybody laughs at talked about sex and motivated

56:18

I'm and and and and when when we were

56:21

done with dinner my friend was are friends the

56:23

men will call me and the next one. Now

56:25

okay so that's fair you do with so when

56:27

we go to we go to couple centers. a

56:29

lot were big couples. People. We

56:31

go down as what couple of that

56:33

I do believe it's side know. I

56:35

do believe that strong marriages last longer

56:38

if you if you go out with

56:40

couples. If you keep your cells around

56:42

couples that are also happy and I'm

56:44

in good relationships I feel like it.

56:47

It does help your own marriage become

56:49

successful. If your husband's out there all

56:51

day long with would have with you

56:53

know a single guy or guys that

56:55

are ill cheating husbands slower it's not

56:58

that it is, that is why so

57:00

that wouldn't. Be done. Couple of happy couple.

57:02

That's what we liked it to hang around

57:04

and so does. He make everyone laugh

57:06

at dinner. A manager at is natural. I

57:09

like it. I motivate. I'm. In

57:11

on the next day they call me up as

57:13

the only whatever you toma sex we have a

57:15

crazy sexual my wife less nice and easy then

57:17

they haven't had sex in two weeks which is

57:19

awesome see I like that so that they put

57:22

a mommy and mommy age when his scripts that

57:24

and. Having content and for me than

57:26

the median it's more about like

57:28

the. Train. Holiday home on put a little

57:30

bigger threat real quick but when I when

57:32

I was I sort as landscape or not

57:34

I started building houses and when our son was

57:37

born a Geno was in two thousand and

57:39

twelve I summoned by this ominous step up to

57:41

eleven about of by this big warehouse and and

57:43

create apartments and I did. I had boss

57:45

today and all of that he was oil minute

57:47

let me finish and if I took and

57:49

in the possible thing I would out on

57:51

adding that have all the money and I made

57:54

it happen rights and I see that's who

57:56

I am. I supposed to comedy I want

57:58

to do when i is a saddle name. It

58:00

is something that you. Know. I just

58:02

want makes you wanna do because I mean the I

58:04

am your wife's I see it behind the scenes. It's.

58:07

Very stressful. It's. Very.

58:10

Stressful for you. You've had. You've.

58:12

You've had how many shows now?

58:14

Maybe six should we say than

58:16

like six shows. Want to say

58:18

about six says ah, they're pretty

58:20

good. They. Are I have to say

58:23

you're pretty of Uprising League or good? Yeah, I'll

58:25

I'll have to be honest, I wasn't sure this

58:27

was something you can handle. It's a large audience,

58:29

it's really really not easy to do. One of

58:31

the hardest things to do would be to get

58:33

on stage and made people and make people laugh

58:36

because it's in my brain is almost like oh

58:38

you're going to make me laugh not you have

58:40

to try even. Harder to make a go to

58:42

Roman. Five hundred people this five hundred different personalities

58:44

correct so you get have them sometimes out the

58:46

wounds laugh and sometimes we're not. What of the

58:49

in things work and the abdul it's this lot

58:51

of practice tix lot of years and I just

58:53

went up there and I did it. And

58:55

with that said, that I'm proud of you

58:57

and that you really like. You're

59:00

trying new things here. We do need

59:02

to address the elephant in the room.

59:04

Joe did have one epic fail I

59:07

will say arm it was not too

59:09

long ago and forth couple weeks ago.

59:11

Week or two ago. My fourth.

59:15

Was not your fault Now I guess I

59:17

guess we're going to made it is and

59:20

how it would have been. it's happened. So

59:22

let's explain to listeners what happened to you.

59:24

So we're on Long Island. Sat out to

59:26

Long Island. We love Long Island. Ah but

59:29

Joe wasn't feeling good it before one of

59:31

these shows on Long Island and decided like

59:33

you know know Kobe is we take over

59:35

test all the time but he was just

59:38

a sniffle, eat and feel good. How many

59:40

take sudafed because I'm when it sounds so

59:42

congested on stage tonight. So he took sudafed.

59:45

And with than I ever tell them, well

59:47

I just want to give it concern. You

59:50

know, every night before Joe gets on the

59:52

stage he does. Have a couple drinks

59:54

you do you have like it's a blue and

59:56

like one or two drinks backstage. Have enough things

59:58

to me. Okay, Get rid of your. The of

1:00:00

his or whatever I was just cause without

1:00:02

us and everyone always give them Johnnie Walker

1:00:04

Black which is the strongest is that whiskey

1:00:06

Know it's not such what is that? It.

1:00:08

Scotch By Does it? Do it? Is is so

1:00:10

strong and come on and but it's

1:00:12

everyone gives you that because your dad

1:00:14

right since pay well Joe decided to

1:00:17

drink a lotta I guess. I. Don't know

1:00:19

how much know rang families and nice you're not

1:00:21

let me talk at the my head be I

1:00:23

get those to speak to Daughter day I took

1:00:25

suit he said because I was in feel good

1:00:27

and and I. Got to the

1:00:29

show. Got there two hours early. hanging on a back

1:00:31

room. And. I did

1:00:33

have a drink scotch.

1:00:36

And wondering. Show a major issue. To.

1:00:39

I'm going to say to may be may be

1:00:41

three but. That. Doesn't do anything kid. but

1:00:43

when you when you take sudafed. Groundwater will

1:00:45

have an outlet. Like. I need to explain

1:00:48

the right thing as you didn't even know

1:00:50

where you were so it's impossible for you

1:00:52

to tell the story because you didn't see

1:00:54

yourself on the state will have no idea.

1:00:56

Will I'm going to tell you the story till

1:00:58

I got on stage how can I remember I'm

1:01:00

in of Green room and I was hanging out

1:01:03

and some other guys I came back the or

1:01:05

some other instagram guys are Dicks approaches where but

1:01:07

I was far too everything's fine I was normal

1:01:09

was I was last and soon as they tell

1:01:12

me joe Europe I go on stage. I.

1:01:14

Remember job and my drink or go to

1:01:16

put it down on the bench and I

1:01:18

dropped my drink. And. That's all

1:01:20

I remember from a vote That's a

1:01:23

good at that. It sounds about right

1:01:25

blacked out such as swap deal than

1:01:27

I do remember. Way I do remember

1:01:29

seeing snakes com and people's heads and

1:01:31

I'm a glutton y es. Un literally

1:01:33

like Hulu I was hallucinating up now

1:01:35

now at this is just like a

1:01:37

P as A and out announcements job

1:01:39

does not smoke weed. He is

1:01:42

a drinker but he does not. He

1:01:44

doesn't smoke is not as you would

1:01:46

think when he got on the stage

1:01:48

at Wow. This guy's on another planet

1:01:50

like skis high but literally he was

1:01:52

high because he took the sudafed. it's

1:01:54

any react that way and literate. He

1:01:56

didn't know where he was so to

1:01:58

be is why and would sit down

1:02:00

and watch him personal. He came out

1:02:02

his eyes were close, they weren't even

1:02:04

open. He drops his drink as he's

1:02:06

walking on the states. Every one of

1:02:08

the audience knows I'm their okay, they're

1:02:10

all looking at me like oh my

1:02:12

god Melissa's gonna die right now. This

1:02:14

is like the best episode of the

1:02:16

Real Housewives of New Jersey they have

1:02:18

ever seen self. I'm just sitting there

1:02:20

mortified. Joe doesn't know what he's saying

1:02:23

so I can't even play that show

1:02:25

like. got on the state and had

1:02:27

a horrible run at comedies because he

1:02:29

didn't do any comedy. He didn't even

1:02:31

say a word as a matter

1:02:33

of fact he just keep. He

1:02:35

just kept going back to some

1:02:37

guy Javier who worked with him.

1:02:39

So let me tell you about

1:02:41

Javier. I'm gonna tell you a

1:02:43

We Roses I was like oh

1:02:45

my god I Mortified. I was

1:02:48

completely. Mortars, And often else. And then

1:02:50

my heart was breaking from at the same

1:02:52

time the ways in me because I was

1:02:54

a he have no idea where he is,

1:02:56

He has no idea what he's doing. I

1:02:58

don't want to come in and like buses

1:03:00

bubble and like pull him off the stage

1:03:02

and be like is saving grace. Ways like

1:03:04

this is Joe with things you know I

1:03:06

don't want to come in and like an

1:03:09

embarrassing id want to embarrass. yeah you saw

1:03:11

me. That in my element. You. Could

1:03:13

certainly would. Not on your element a guy on

1:03:15

the mike. I didn't even know who you are.

1:03:17

I was. Mortified. I didn't

1:03:19

we were and then I felt bad for you all the same

1:03:21

time. The. Fans love you by

1:03:23

the way so much as they wanted you

1:03:26

to be good and they will come on.

1:03:28

So you got a job as but like

1:03:30

they didn't know that you're actually really decent.

1:03:32

Had this you're really do. That then grab

1:03:35

know you are. You're good at it. You

1:03:37

make people laugh. You really are so up.

1:03:39

there were no don't know what led you

1:03:41

to people Little break here. They have no

1:03:43

idea they've never seen you before. You're just

1:03:45

yoga from Housewives about that you comedy So

1:03:47

in their minds are like wow this guy's

1:03:49

way out of his element here. like he's

1:03:52

not even speak much. oh you didn't even.

1:03:54

Be. Getting to the point it

1:03:56

on how much explain? Oh

1:03:58

My. God. What a

1:04:00

really good it's beginnings biggies had decide. How

1:04:03

can I felt? So let's make a long story

1:04:05

short, everyone a leading is so it was a

1:04:07

really bad night to the point where I had

1:04:09

his i. I couldn't let him be up there

1:04:11

because I was scared he was going to start

1:04:13

saying things. Parable that that got know

1:04:15

cause you to know what you were saying. you

1:04:18

weren't even saying anything for the good thirty minutes

1:04:20

it was thirty minutes of hell. I will cancel

1:04:22

Any fans were looking at me and I

1:04:24

was looking at them and I'm like okay it

1:04:26

what's a safe. For thirty min they refuse. They have

1:04:28

you know what you would have any. That a fan

1:04:31

show for Come on p ball you know

1:04:33

you're gonna laugh let me get just pay

1:04:35

at ten save with an idea nice or

1:04:37

was I say you guys suck your told

1:04:39

this of told the crowd you guys son

1:04:41

of what was said you don't know what's

1:04:43

funny and me well you didn't say one

1:04:45

joke even be funny and really are are

1:04:47

are just now is that some guy Javier

1:04:49

that will you What's up with Access Am?

1:04:51

Are you gonna be aired at the sky

1:04:53

and close your eyes So it's basically saving

1:04:55

grace here I com I didn't know what

1:04:57

to do, I had to get him off

1:04:59

the face. I guys listen

1:05:02

to this. I walk on the stage.

1:05:04

I just woke up. I think the

1:05:06

crowd started clapping. You know everyone takes

1:05:08

out their phones. You could see everyone

1:05:10

in the whole entire. Place.

1:05:13

Is. Video League. So I literally get on the

1:05:15

seeds in a lake. Or guys

1:05:17

like I've seen him do they

1:05:19

six times. He's amazing. This is

1:05:21

something's going obviously wrong here. I'm

1:05:24

going to have to pull him

1:05:26

off the stage. We love you

1:05:28

guys! Hello Tmz and Hi. I

1:05:31

as good as you go off the

1:05:33

stage where you did not come gracefully

1:05:35

her like what do you know and

1:05:37

I'm good. I was like a cell

1:05:39

honey the boss has spoken I think

1:05:41

those are I exact word you like.

1:05:44

what do you mean get outta here

1:05:46

I'm good I'm like so it's time

1:05:48

to get off the ice everyone kind

1:05:50

have to say the crowd was very

1:05:52

now. I think they were getting a

1:05:54

little annoyed at one point but they

1:05:56

definitely ah I'm here they were They

1:05:58

were feeling for everyone. Can tell you we're

1:06:00

not and you're right minds but I worry that people were like

1:06:02

oh my god they're going to think he's like some like. Drug.

1:06:05

Addict or something because he's can't put a

1:06:07

senators together. say I knew Broke my heart

1:06:10

babe I felt bad I cried. I literally

1:06:12

cried that drive home because I was like

1:06:14

I cannot believe that this just how I

1:06:16

was in complete shock. And I looked

1:06:19

at you and you threw up. I grew up

1:06:21

or that grown up there know it was a mess. I

1:06:23

was a mess. With that said I have

1:06:25

to say like we need to you know it was

1:06:27

an elephant the room a little but we need

1:06:29

to say you had your well he has your

1:06:31

one little slip out was at a higher Tmz with

1:06:33

their to captured all of course on. Or whatever

1:06:35

was I kind. People the audience Thank you

1:06:38

So Miles! Eyes and along on him. I love you

1:06:40

guys on com a bag and we The show of

1:06:42

the life. Yeah I know what I'd

1:06:44

say you do. You do have free

1:06:46

show no selling tickets you go back

1:06:48

to that on bought to anyone who

1:06:50

bought a ticket and you give those

1:06:52

long island people a real gel comedy

1:06:54

show next time or eight thousand area.

1:06:56

Moving on I know you're busy man

1:06:59

and you have a lot going on

1:07:01

today because I do at her schedule

1:07:03

ah I'm fine I'm gonna release for

1:07:05

we let you go We're going to

1:07:07

do a little segment right now I

1:07:09

want to introduce to do is called

1:07:11

Grilled with Florida. I am that

1:07:13

Adidas with all of my guess every

1:07:16

time. And congratulations on being my very

1:07:18

first guests on Grilled with Gorka Are

1:07:20

you ready was a case that prepare

1:07:22

yourself. I just want quick answers because

1:07:25

I know you. You're gonna want to

1:07:27

drag your little inside their endless okay

1:07:29

quick answered grilled with core gas. Are

1:07:31

you ready ready? Okay First celebrity crush.

1:07:34

First. Celebrity Crush? Well I know the

1:07:37

answer up. You. Do Oh

1:07:39

said girl, they're gonna look like you.

1:07:41

I'm with them. Melissa Allama. Know

1:07:43

Oh, Alyssa Milano. Okay, Goddess

1:07:45

favor. eighty song. Freebie.

1:07:47

Eighties Run Dmc. Okay,

1:07:50

I'll take his. Best decision you've ever made

1:07:52

and your life. Mary new baby. Bears

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smart mans are your biggest regret.

1:07:58

My. biggest regret I

1:08:02

don't know. I mean, I don't

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know. Yeah, okay. Worst date. The worst date. Let's come

1:08:07

back to that. Worst date you've ever been on? I

1:08:11

never had a worst date. No?

1:08:13

You had to have a bad date. What about the time

1:08:15

you fell asleep on me at our date? That

1:08:18

wasn't bad. What about that? That was a

1:08:20

great outcome. It was perfect. Okay.

1:08:23

Favorite food? Favorite food.

1:08:26

I love pasta. Give

1:08:28

me something that would surprise us about you, something that

1:08:30

we don't know about you. I

1:08:32

am a worker, and I'm always going to be a worker.

1:08:34

I put dirty work boots on every day and I go

1:08:37

to work. I could do a big comedy show, like 2,000,

1:08:39

3,000 people there. I

1:08:41

could do a red carpet event with Bravo and my

1:08:43

wife and all that and all that craziness. But the

1:08:45

next day at 5 o'clock in the morning, I put

1:08:47

work boots on and I go to

1:08:49

work and I keep it real. Dirty. First

1:08:51

concert. Do you remember the first concert you've ever been at?

1:08:54

No. First concert. Have you ever been

1:08:56

to a concert? You're so not pop culture.

1:08:58

I don't remember. Okay. What was your first

1:09:00

job you ever had? Newspaper route. Okay. What's

1:09:03

your favorite late night snack? Ice

1:09:06

cream. Okay. And your favorite

1:09:09

TV show that we're binge watching right now? What's

1:09:11

your favorite show? Friday Night Lights.

1:09:13

All night long. I love it.

1:09:15

All right. And I need to know, I'm always going

1:09:18

to end with, tell me how you treat yourself. What

1:09:20

is the one thing you do for

1:09:22

you? What's the one thing you do for Joe? Nothing. You

1:09:25

do something. How do you treat yourself? I

1:09:27

do nothing. What is your treat at the end of the week

1:09:29

or at the end of the day? How do you treat yourself?

1:09:32

I do nothing and sometimes I get mad at

1:09:34

myself and that's where it fucks my brain up

1:09:36

sometimes and I get nasty. Sometimes I get mad

1:09:38

or insecure about something because I do nothing for

1:09:40

me. Everything I do, all the real estate I

1:09:42

build, I think of my children and you if

1:09:45

I ever die because of sex. Okay. Well, you

1:09:47

need to treat yourself. That's a huge part. I

1:09:50

don't go get haircuts. You go golfing. I never

1:09:52

get haircuts. I buzz my own hair. I never,

1:09:54

I don't go. I want massages. I don't go.

1:09:57

I just work, work, work, work, work. So it's all about my

1:09:59

family and my wife. you

1:12:00

come. I hope you all have an

1:12:02

amazing week and I cannot wait to

1:12:04

celebrate number 100 with

1:12:06

you guys all next week. Love you

1:12:08

so much. Talk to you soon. Ciao.

1:12:43

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1:12:45

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1:12:47

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1:12:51

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1:12:53

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1:12:55

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1:12:57

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