0:00

My husband didn't have an affair with

0:02

my sister because he quote-unquote loved me

0:04

too much. I still want a divorce

0:07

What do we think ship ship wants to before ship

0:09

ship wants a divorce from me, dude? Who

0:15

legs okay? There's

0:18

just nothing I can do big golden, but is

0:20

oh Wow,

0:25

this is why the distractions are great

0:30

Jesus this poor dog Here

0:33

we go Alright

0:36

Let's try. Let's see how that works that

0:39

might work. We'll see we'll see okay, so This

0:42

comes from dentist big is 70 41

0:44

who says my sister's bestie told

0:46

me that she feels guilty for being a

0:49

snitch But that she couldn't do this to

0:51

me anymore because she thinks that I'm a

0:53

kind person and don't deserve My

0:56

sister and my husband have always got along

0:58

very well They're both brilliant both lectures at

1:01

the university and they have so much in

1:03

common I'm not stupid, but I never loved

1:05

school and I have high school education They

1:07

have become best friends throughout the years 14 years But

1:10

never once did I feel uncomfortable about it

1:12

since my husband has showed me nothing but

1:14

love and fact I feel like that's

1:17

good That is good. At least

1:19

you show nothing but love and respect, right? It's

1:22

always a good thing to show just like our

1:24

ship shows us love and respect by possibly

1:27

staying seated in our lab from The

1:31

opposite until now I counted myself lucky that

1:33

two people I loved most in the world

1:36

got along so well But

1:38

now I feel nauseated Also,

1:42

I think the title The

1:45

title is a little bit confusing right because

1:47

my husband didn't have an affair I

1:53

Know far I'll keep reading. Oh, shut

1:55

up But

1:58

now I feel nauseated the best sent

2:00

me screenshots upon screenshots of

2:02

her conversation with my sister. My

2:05

sister has feelings for my husband, and she

2:07

appears to know that my husband feels the

2:10

same way about her too. Jep

2:15

is jipping over here. In one

2:18

of the texts, my sister wrote that she loved me

2:20

too much to do anything to hurt me. In

2:22

another, she wrote that I am too dear

2:25

to both her and my husband to do

2:27

anything that would hurt me. She

2:30

seems to think that they are soulmates,

2:33

which is odd, because how they

2:35

talk about soulmates came up once

2:37

between my husband, and when I told him

2:39

that I didn't want us to be soulmates.

2:43

Interesting. Wait, you

2:45

don't want your own husband to be soulmates?

2:48

Apparently. Well, there's more context here. He

2:51

was curious and asked me why. I

2:53

told him because soulmates meant that we

2:55

are programmed or destined to fit together.

2:58

There's no free will involved, and

3:00

I want my love to come

3:02

from a free space, not a

3:05

predestined place. A

3:08

free space, not a predestined place.

3:12

What does that even mean? Yeah, I

3:14

think... Oh, it's like soulmates. That means...

3:18

You have to be together because

3:20

you're soulmates. I

3:22

almost see it as like it is the free

3:24

will of what just naturally happens,

3:27

and then you find your soulmate that

3:29

way. I think they're looking at soulmates like

3:31

that girl in the last one. Yeah,

3:34

it's just like we're taking it too serious. You're

3:36

taking it too serious. Yeah. And

3:40

yeah, maybe you can have multiple soulmates, which sounds

3:42

like OP would disagree with. Only one. Only one.

3:45

I know that I need to talk to him,

3:47

but I am dreading that. I am in so

3:50

much despair right now. So basically, real quick, just

3:52

to catch up for some of us in the room

3:54

who may or may not have been following along. I

3:56

have 100% reading government. Go

3:58

ahead. Nice pack, Sophia?

4:00

Yeah. I don't know. And then

4:02

we put the old ones in the freezer. Oh

4:06

God. Sophia's camera is overheated. All right,

4:08

give it to me. No, you give it to me?

4:10

But am I, I'm not bad.

4:12

Okay, so, OP

4:20

is not in a good spot right now. No,

4:23

and why? And I feel

4:25

like when you're not in a good spot, you wanna

4:27

get to a better one. And

4:31

to do so, like, I think asking for advice

4:33

in places like Reddit is great. Yeah. Advice

4:37

about what? Just, yeah,

4:40

soulmates, you know? Soulmates, yeah. Soulmates,

4:42

like, this idea that a

4:45

person, this idea that like a

4:47

person is

4:49

or isn't your soulmate, it's semantics.

4:52

Yeah, you know what's an awesome matrix to

4:54

people involved here, who's, okay, let me stop

4:56

this. So, all right, for a real

4:58

deal, DR real quick. Before

5:00

the edit, so basically OP, OP's

5:04

husband and sister, OP

5:07

has found out through various sources that they

5:09

both have feelings for each other. As

5:11

far as we are aware- Wait, OP's husband and

5:15

OP's sister have feelings for each

5:17

other. Yes. Do they think they're

5:19

soulmates? They do not think they're soulmates. That's good,

5:22

is all right. Oh, actually, no,

5:24

no, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yes,

5:26

yes, they do. Where

5:29

was it? I believe that, yeah,

5:31

there was a text where the sister

5:34

expressed that she felt like she

5:36

and OP's husband

5:38

were soulmates, I believe. I

5:41

am trying to- Okay, the sister says

5:43

her husband's, okay. I

5:45

believe, I'm trying to find that. Brandi,

5:48

how did you call it? But

5:52

yeah, Brandi had to call you out. But yeah, basically that's

5:54

what's happening, and so where we're at

5:56

right now is OP

5:58

just learned this- that

6:01

both parties are like interested in each

6:03

other. Possibly,

6:05

okay, yeah, she seems to

6:07

think they're soulmates. Which

6:11

is odd because I talk about soulmates came up once between my

6:13

husband and I and I told him that I didn't want us

6:15

to be soulmates. So the

6:17

sister is like. And he said bet. Yeah

6:19

bet, I'll find someone else. Boom, yeah,

6:23

so that is basically. Well

6:26

you told me what I already knew. Also, I'm

6:28

so sorry, but Kimberly Five said Chip

6:30

needs to go pro

6:32

thumbnail. Go for a

6:35

thumbnail. Oh, Chip's in the

6:37

thumbnail. We put Chip reacting to the story.

6:39

The Chip stream. Oh

6:43

my God, that would be so funny. That

6:45

or are you guys playing guitar? Yeah,

6:49

just we play Clinton in a

6:51

room playing guitar. We

6:55

just call James back up and do

6:57

a steamy photo shoot with Clinton. And

7:00

that, because you know James can pull

7:02

it off. The Clinton calendar. And it's just

7:04

Clinton thirst traps in our thumbnails of him

7:06

just like. If we made a Clinton calendar.

7:12

Oh my God, dude. Oh yeah, honestly the

7:14

heartthrob's the organization. That would be crazy, but

7:16

that's where we're at. That's where we're at

7:18

right now. And we

7:20

are about to find

7:23

more details hopefully. No, edit. Hi,

7:26

thanks for your help. I asked how I

7:29

would be sure before asking

7:31

my husband so he just doesn't blatantly lie. And

7:33

you suggested to look into his phone. Thank

7:36

you for that suggestion. Don't look at

7:38

people's phones. Although she has allegedly

7:40

concrete evidence that he has already

7:42

confirmed that he is

7:45

in love. Or

7:47

that he is interested at a minimum

7:50

in his. Yeah, yeah,

7:52

but I feel like you could just, ideally you just

7:54

confront. Yeah, just talk to him. Yeah,

7:56

good point. I

7:59

did now. Go through the phone. I

8:01

told him. Oh, sorry. I did talk to

8:03

him now I told him about my

8:05

sister's conversation with her best friend and showed

8:07

him the screenshots. He was shocked at

8:10

first Guess

8:13

what he said that he had no

8:15

romantic feelings for He

8:17

had no romantic feelings for and he had no

8:19

idea about her feelings. So I then

8:21

asked to see his phone That's

8:24

good. That's a good. That's good. That's a good like

8:26

that. I like that move. That's a cash money move

8:29

I read their texts and emails and I was shocked

8:31

at their contact is way more intensive intense

8:35

Than I thought intensive and intense is

8:37

that like intense as in like

8:39

romantically intense or I think maybe

8:42

in all the meanings

8:46

Because I can see intense isn't like there

8:48

are each other's throat in the intense intense No,

8:50

and then romantic way intense. Good point. They

8:53

talk on a daily basis. They have lunch

8:55

multiple times a week Nothing

8:57

sexual in the text But yeah If he

8:59

is stupid but yeah He is stupid if

9:01

he doesn't know that she loves him and

9:03

he must think that I am stupid if

9:06

after reading I Wouldn't get

9:08

the feeling that he has some feelings do

9:11

Yeah, I mean and he kept

9:13

it a secret kind of from Opie a little bit

9:16

she had no idea that they text daily she had no

9:18

idea that they have lunch together multiple times a week and

9:21

Which if my partner is seeing

9:24

someone daily? I Would

9:26

know about it, you know exactly texting daily

9:28

lunches multiple times a week You wouldn't you

9:30

would know about it. So that means that

9:32

he was hiding it. Yeah, he was

9:35

actively hiding it. Yes, I agree In

9:38

one of her texts. She wrote that she wished that

9:40

they had met first under different circumstances Come

9:44

on, dude. Come on.

9:46

So what is this so obvious? His

9:48

answer wasn't totally dismissive. He wrote Yeah,

9:51

it probably would have been different Come

9:55

on that is get a

9:57

grip get a grip. Hi. Yeah

10:00

Yeah, yeah, Duchess Cassana says guy doesn't know

10:02

he's emotionally Cheetah I Think

10:05

he I think he do I think he

10:07

do know When I

10:09

asked him about it, he said well

10:11

Yeah, if he didn't know and love

10:14

me he would probably have been interested

10:16

in another my sister included But

10:18

he loves me. He's a closer and if it yeah,

10:21

and maybe it's just like babe I love

10:23

you so much that I just love your

10:25

whole bloodline Whoa,

10:27

yeah, I love for you is

10:29

so strong it extends beyond just

10:31

you right? Yeah, like I

10:33

have so much love to live. I couldn't just

10:35

give it to you I it has

10:37

it spills a little bit over to your sister. I have

10:39

so much love to God

10:49

I'm either like wow you're a bully

10:51

So much club the clip Clinton

11:01

let's figure out a food situation. Heck. Yeah

11:06

I think it needs more direction than that. Yeah I'm

11:15

gonna give you my phone. That's right and You

11:20

are Sophia's vegetarian Did

11:23

we just say surprise us or do we

11:25

all get sushi? It's it's it's

11:27

it's buy one get one. Yeah Dude,

11:30

and there's a bunch of past orders

11:32

in there. It's five dollars. Yeah, do

11:34

the two for one we have What

11:37

a deal we have what a

11:39

deal for that's crazy. You just order

11:42

a lot from that. Yeah a lot

11:44

a lot Um

11:46

boost the key to Yancey, thank you for the five bucks

11:50

Okay, okay fam I really enjoyed

11:52

meeting you so via and Luke

11:54

as well via video chat yesterday

11:57

afternoon Infamous boost the key that

11:59

got to speak y'all I Talking

12:02

to you is that is that who you ran into no

12:04

no no on our chats for

12:07

yesterday Luke and I had to do our Jesse

12:13

thank you for the five buck tip for

12:16

treats for chippy. I love it I

12:20

was just reading them because you guys were just active. This is

12:23

true smart Bellend a rose de la Rosa Thank

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you for the three months of membership Son

12:28

los The

12:31

best The

12:33

best and then mad

12:35

Hattergal what bloody hell is going

12:38

on? Here here. I

12:40

thought the stream was done, but I come back

12:42

to see you all still alive What kind of

12:44

magic is this mad Hattergal you might have dipped

12:46

out at possibly the most? Beautifully

12:49

chaotic live stream moment in okay

12:51

story time is yeah,

12:54

definitely in a while. Yes wandering

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worm Celebrating two with

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the membership. This is my third wait

13:00

oh Third

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so happy I stumbled upon you in the YouTube

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we could wander with you. Thank you for your two

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or three Multiple months of membership we appreciate

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all of the debated months There

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shout out to you You

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eat sushi to ya dick alright

13:32

boys and girls let's get back to the story

13:34

with me and Sophia while we get some food

13:36

No There is

13:38

no sexual relationship between them, but I

13:40

am not sure that that is enough

13:42

for me I think they are both

13:44

wrong and should have nipped it in

13:46

the but I

13:49

don't care. It's nip it in the but

13:51

oh My

13:54

Chris 10 for oh

13:56

oh wow Wow,

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wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

14:03

We are imminently

14:05

close to yet another 30

14:07

minutes being

14:10

unlocked from 20 gifted memberships.

14:14

This is turning into a long stream.

14:16

I think the 10 hour militia might

14:18

have organized a coup because

14:20

this is crazy. Well, we were like, oh, we'll be nice. We'll get

14:23

them, you know, the rest of the story.

14:25

We'll do the jam

14:27

session. Boom. Boom. Oh

14:31

my God. Nope. Not yet. Not

14:33

quite yet. Not quite, but within an inch, another 10

14:35

minutes, Kristen for a hot did another

14:37

10 for a grand total of 30 gifted

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memberships. Wow.

14:45

This is, and

14:48

there it is. Oh my God. There it

14:50

is. Christian foil hat

14:52

with another five

14:55

gifted memberships and mad Hattergal with another

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10. Gifted

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memberships in seats,

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but sir in seats, a grand

15:04

total of 35 from Christian foil

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hat and

15:09

10 from mad Hattergal for a grand total

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of 45 gifted memberships and

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Tony Q10. We can't forget it for you for

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this five bucks on the donut link.

15:17

Thank goodness for the extra hour because

15:19

I just caught up. Well,

15:21

let's fricking go

15:24

ladies and gentlemen. All

15:27

right. Let's keep reading.

15:29

So I don't know what

15:31

to do now. I think I need time

15:33

for myself to process this. I don't want to feel

15:36

all this way. I don't want to feel, I

15:38

don't feel well at all about all of this

15:41

and I don't want to make a decision from

15:43

a place of fear and hurt nor and

15:45

hurt nor convenience. I'm sorry.

15:47

I can't answer all the private messages because I don't

15:50

use my phone that often, but our ages husband

15:53

is 45. I'm 42. My sister is

15:55

38. My husband and I

15:57

have been together for 16 years. I'm

16:00

married for 14. My sister

16:02

is single as a Pringle. I

16:04

am not a stay-at-home mom. I have my own business. We

16:07

don't have children, and my sister has

16:09

two children from a previous relationship. And

16:14

we have a addition to

16:16

that edit. So now

16:18

I have had some, this is more of an

16:20

update. So let's super quickly

16:24

chat, Mr. Donald. There's no way that

16:26

he's not aware that he's

16:28

emotionally cheating at the very least.

16:30

Right? Yeah. I think it's like,

16:32

it is pretty obvious. And

16:35

the question is, what do we do? Do

16:37

we- What? I

16:40

already ordered. Yeah. Yeah.

16:42

What if I don't- I just

16:45

said, do you want, does everyone want sushi? That's

16:47

so vague. I just got

16:49

the deal sushi. It's

16:51

good. There's many good things in there. There's

16:54

many good things. Yeah. And if not, I

16:56

ordered six miso soups because

16:58

it was two for one. So

17:01

you can have the feast like games. You can monopolize

17:03

all of the miso soups. What if we ate a

17:05

little bit and talked with chat or something? I feel like-

17:08

Muckbang? Yeah. Yeah. A little muckbang with chat? Do you

17:10

guys want us to muckbang with chat? I feel like

17:12

a little muckbang with chat for a little bit. We

17:14

could eat in shifts too. Yeah.

17:16

One of us eats well, but still on

17:18

stream. Still on stream, and every once in

17:20

a while you sit. That's

17:23

so funny. We could have Clinton help with the

17:25

switchboard. Yeah, he's getting the ones and twos of

17:27

it. He's getting the ones and twos. It literally

17:29

is ones and twos. Wow. That

17:31

is crazy. Here, one, two. Nice.

17:34

I forgot about this one. But, good,

17:37

forget about it. Yeah, never let me use it.

17:39

Honestly, forget about this one. Forget about this one.

17:41

You're using this one too much. I want switches.

17:43

There we go. That's what I'm talking about.

17:46

You talk at the same time. Only when we're talking

17:48

about the same time, we should

17:50

be using that one. Every other time, switch

17:53

as much as possible. Well, usually I'm not

17:55

switching because I'm doing something. That

17:58

is okay. So there you go. Anyway,

18:01

so basically right now, it

18:05

should be obvious that to OP's husband

18:09

that they were involved together.

18:14

On me. Yeah. I

18:17

thought something happened. I got distracted. So what

18:20

does OP do now

18:23

about this? What do you think?

18:25

I think this is pretty close to a divorce

18:28

territory because

18:33

I mean, there was

18:35

lying for sure. And

18:39

there... There was lying for sure. And

18:44

I just don't think it was...

18:46

I don't know. I don't know. I

18:48

don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

18:51

I don't know. This is a... Sophia,

18:56

toys with my emotions. I

19:05

think there was definitely... I think there was like

19:07

lying. And

19:09

because there was lying and because

19:11

it was with her sister and because...

19:13

Like there's so much evidence that it

19:15

shows that there was emotional cheating, if

19:18

not actual cheating. So trust

19:20

was broken as Cass says. I'm

19:23

leaning towards divorce. I would

19:25

probably maybe do an exit

19:27

interview with a couple's therapist.

19:29

Yeah. But other than that, yeah.

19:32

Yeah. I think if she wants

19:34

divorce that that's totally fine. But having that like,

19:37

again, talk ideally with a mental health

19:39

professional to kind of just like exit

19:41

interview. Yeah. Like that

19:44

would be good. Dude, exit interview of relationships should

19:46

be a thing. It really should be. Post-mortem.

19:49

Good old PM. Call

19:52

all of your exes before you get married. And

19:56

do a post-mortem. That would be a great

19:58

video. Yeah. I why you

20:01

shouldn't marry him. Oh,

20:03

wow. And then if you still marry him, then

20:05

I interviewed all of my exes right before I

20:07

got married with my with my fiance

20:10

to see if my fiance would still want to

20:12

marry me. And we

20:14

finished the last interview and then

20:16

flew directly. One walked on stage.

20:20

Or on stage on the on

20:22

the marriage style, walked. You

20:25

take a private plane, you land and then

20:27

you just walk from the plane. Live in

20:29

play. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. A little a little

20:31

one. A tiny one. So

20:34

let's get back into the story. So so

20:36

I've had some long talks and discussion with my

20:38

husband. He seems to think that this is getting

20:40

bigger than it is the post to because I

20:42

told him that I needed time alone to think

20:44

and digest this pretty. Pretty

20:46

fair. He said that he doesn't understand

20:49

why and this hurt. And he

20:51

loves me and nobody else. Really,

20:53

pal? I didn't relent, however, and he

20:55

admitted that he knows that my sister is

20:58

in love with him because she

21:00

told him so. Well,

21:03

gee, with her words. Yes.

21:08

With her big girl words. But I

21:10

feel like her actions are saying. Like,

21:13

I love you. She

21:16

told them I love you. Oh, she told. Oh,

21:18

I thought she said I she said I did

21:20

not. That's

21:24

why I said with such emphasis. She

21:26

told them she loved him. Oh, she

21:29

said she was in love with him because she

21:31

told me so. Oh, my

21:33

God. So great. But

21:36

she knows that nothing can happen between them. So

21:38

she is back to reality. But

21:40

she is fine with their friendship.

21:42

Martyr and parentheses. He

21:45

loves her, but not romantically. And he

21:47

is happy to have a friend like

21:49

her. Oh,

21:51

my goodness. Their friendship is important to

21:53

him and he doesn't want and he doesn't want to

21:55

end it because I don't trust him and

21:57

his love for me. He made a comparison.

21:59

to my best friend and asked what I

22:02

would think if he asked me to cut

22:04

out my best friend from my

22:06

life. But

22:10

she's in love with you. Yeah,

22:12

dude. Then

22:15

then yeah, that's that's that

22:17

now now not even saying that you should cut the sister

22:19

out but there should be some sort of distancing

22:22

at the very least boundaries at

22:25

the very least like like OP can still

22:27

have a relationship with her sister. That's her

22:29

sister, but like you and

22:31

her clearly it's like just it's just

22:34

too much. Yeah, I'm also

22:36

where's the talk with the sister. That

22:40

is a great point. I feel like

22:42

the sister has had no repercussions and

22:45

all the heat has been on OP

22:47

OP's husband, which deserved. Yes,

22:49

but OP also has a relationship with a sister.

22:51

So I feel like and she's the one that

22:53

admitted she he's Adam and he

22:55

might be lying, but at least he's not. He's

22:58

like saying like oh, it's just like a friendship.

23:01

Yeah, dude, this is a mess. The ship

23:03

should should sink. Yes, he

23:05

admitted that intellectually he is more

23:07

in common with her than me, but

23:10

the dude she's got his

23:12

wife. She's

23:15

I have more intellectually in common and

23:17

she is hotter and she loves me

23:19

and she wants me to be her

23:21

soulmate and she's amazing and I want

23:24

to make her wife. But that doesn't mean I want to

23:26

make her my wife. Okay,

23:28

you sound like a catch. Sam's

23:33

like hey, hey sister. Listen

23:35

if old old OP's husband

23:37

over here, you know,

23:40

Sam Sam loves an intellectual

23:42

woman. It is true. He's

23:46

not wrong. So he

23:48

said he has more in common with with her

23:50

than me, but that the heart doesn't always choose

23:52

who we are more quote unquote compatible with and

23:54

that he loves me and is physically

23:57

attracted to me. So

24:00

she fills the intellectual side

24:03

and OP fills the

24:05

physical side. Together

24:08

they make a whole life. That's

24:10

so messed up for him to be like, no, no,

24:12

no, I have so much in common with your sister,

24:14

but you're hot. That

24:18

is what he's saying. That is exactly

24:20

what she's saying. That is what he's

24:22

saying. I would never hook up with

24:25

your sister, except intellectually.

24:27

Would you rather be the

24:31

other girl's the intelligent one and you're the hot

24:33

one or the other girl's the hot

24:35

one and you're the intelligent one? Would

24:37

you rather be the hot one or the

24:39

intelligent one? So like would I rather be

24:42

intellectually connected to my partner or physically connected

24:44

to my partner? Would you, in OP's shoes,

24:46

in this exact scenario, your partner is sitting

24:49

you down and telling you, oh,

24:52

don't worry, they're

24:54

smart, but you're hot. I

24:56

would rather be the smart one. You'd rather be

24:58

the smart one than the hot one. I

25:01

think I might rather be the hot one, to be

25:03

honest. Why?

25:08

I don't know. Just more

25:10

real to your lived experience? Maybe.

25:13

Just being a grade A hottie all the

25:15

time. Maybe a insecurity

25:18

thing? I don't know.

25:21

What, of not

25:23

being a grade A hottie? No, just like not

25:25

like- Would I be more insecure

25:27

if someone called you ugly than

25:29

dumb? Would I be more insecure

25:31

if someone called me ugly than dumb? I

25:35

feel like if someone's, if a random person

25:37

said that to me, I would be more

25:40

insecure. I would like

25:42

it less. I would hate

25:44

being called dumb more. You would hate being called

25:47

dumb more by a random person, but you would

25:50

not mind being called dumb by your partner.

25:52

Yeah, I think so. I think

25:54

so. I would, I think

25:57

I'm the opposite. Yeah. and

28:00

both of them are saying that. Which means

28:02

they're both just going at it. Like they're

28:04

both, they're both into each other. If they

28:07

both think they're not, they're both armed. They

28:09

both think the other person is coming after

28:11

them. And

28:13

they both are coming to each other. But we do

28:15

have some relevant comments. So Art needs

28:17

some more floof says, you need

28:19

to have an honest conversation with your husband. And

28:21

if you have a hope of saving this relationship,

28:24

he and you need to go low contact with

28:26

your sister and you need couples therapy. Yeah, I

28:28

think at a minimum some space

28:31

from the sister. How long have they been together?

28:33

Like 15 years, 16 years relationship, 14 years. Okay.

28:39

Yeah. Give me some golden rules. What do we got? What are

28:41

we looking at over here? Yeah.

28:44

What are we like? 16 years of marriage. Emotional cheating.

28:47

Emotional cheating. One strike. That

28:49

is, yeah. Emotional cheating is only one strike. By

28:52

your rules, they should stay together. Yeah.

28:54

Which is what the commenter is saying. What

28:56

commenter is saying probably some therapy.

29:02

Yes. Couple of therapy. So yeah,

29:05

I wouldn't, but nobody lied for

29:07

a long time. Because

29:10

he kept it a secret. And

29:12

honestly, I'm kind of like, and I feel like I would

29:15

say this in the counseling session. I'm like, you're lying

29:17

to me right now. I would almost

29:19

rather you be like, I feel

29:21

like both of them are in love with each

29:23

other. Yeah. The husband is

29:25

like, at least she has a

29:27

text of the text. And

29:30

her husband said that the sister said she was

29:32

in love with them. The husband has still not

29:34

admitted anywhere yet. I think the fact that the

29:36

husband is still lying is like, you

29:42

can only fix what

29:44

someone accepts to be the truth. And

29:48

because the husband isn't accepting and

29:50

revealing the full truth, they cannot fix it.

29:53

Thus, Sam's golden rules don't

29:55

apply because they're not starting

29:57

from a place of honesty. This is a, this

29:59

is a, asterisk in caveat I have

30:01

not yet heard of this is an asterisk

30:03

I think we need to flip through the

30:06

appendix of the golden rules book and see

30:08

yes Clinton

30:10

is inquiring minds would like to

30:12

know but we will venture

30:15

on nonetheless so back to

30:18

this comment best case

30:20

your sister is suffering from limerence

30:25

well we've heard that word when

30:27

we were in second it's

30:29

like it's okay someone told me it's not

30:31

like the fear of missing out but but

30:35

it's like you a man I think but

30:37

I remember is no

30:40

no yes no it's I

30:43

tell you I am Google it

30:45

is imagining what you know

30:48

your relationship would be like with that person

30:50

and like thinking that it

30:52

would be better than what you have the grass

30:54

is green going through the fantasy of this yeah

30:57

yeah got you and

30:59

then so best case is that worst

31:02

case they are having an emotional or

31:04

physical affair either way inappropriate behavior has

31:06

been happening that has been deliberately hidden

31:09

from you they

31:11

say don't want to hurt you behaving inappropriately hurts

31:13

you lying about it and hiding it hurts you

31:16

big facts they're already hurting you and they have

31:18

not stopped it I

31:20

know this conversation fills you with dread but

31:22

here is the thing it's not going to

31:24

go away and it is not going to

31:26

get better until it is exposed to the

31:28

light aired out and addressed agreed the what

31:30

Sam said earlier just tell yourself it's like

31:32

going to the ER you can't start to

31:34

heal the in you can't start to heal

31:36

the in heal until the injury is found

31:38

and diagnosed you found the injury

31:40

now you have to find out why

31:42

the injury consistent what the injury consists

31:45

of and start treating it as

31:47

terrible as the possibilities are I always

31:49

find that knowing for sure is easier

31:51

to deal with than having the unknown

31:54

dangling over your head like the

31:58

most seals the moccas What

32:00

is that? Democles,

32:04

Demosles, Democles,

32:06

Democles. I think it's Democles.

32:08

I think it's Democles. Democles

32:11

sword. I

32:14

don't remember what it is, but I believe it

32:17

is Democles sword. You know there's this crazy

32:20

thing that we

32:23

can find. I know it's happening as

32:25

we speak. I'm like

32:27

Google. Okay,

32:33

so it's like a bad omen. It's like Clinton over

32:35

here. Yes, I delegated. I delegated. I'm

32:43

sorry, is that not what is happening? Delegating is good.

32:45

Fair enough. So,

32:51

Opie says that's what I've always felt. I

32:53

would rather know the truth until it happened

32:55

to me and now I don't even know

32:57

what to say. And

32:59

then Marv115 says if

33:01

what the friend sent you is true, you

33:03

need to take a moment and gather your

33:06

thoughts before this talk. You need to have

33:08

with your husband if possible check

33:10

his phone so you have a first-hand look

33:12

at the communication. Which

33:15

they already did. Which they already did. Yeah, it's

33:17

not the friend's one. If real

33:19

the emotional

33:22

fair is more than enough of a

33:24

betrayal, please be careful. Opie says for

33:26

me even an emotional fair

33:28

is a deal breaker. Fortunately. Then

33:31

if it is, that's what it is. Then

33:33

it's a deal breaker. Which honestly I think

33:35

because like I think they were doing this for a year.

33:37

I don't know. There's like so much there and

33:40

again to me like I

33:43

feel like he's still lying. I

33:46

love that he has feelings for her. He hasn't

33:48

even fessed up to it. So it's like yeah

33:50

I think I think

33:52

it's yeah I think it's not

33:57

you can't repair something that's not admitted to.

33:59

Yes. Not

52:00

mentioning their names. Yes! No

52:02

free sponsors anymore. Yeah, especially them.

52:04

Lola, y'all, wait. Lola, y'all have

52:07

lasted longer than my last relationship.

52:09

Can we talk, take this to

52:11

the next level? We're

52:14

ready. Let's do it. I don't know.

52:17

I was about to keep it casual.

52:19

Damn. Nice. Get in. That's

52:21

a serious. Bunnycakes, thanks for the high five. I'm

52:24

just kidding. I love you. I love

52:26

you. I love you. Take me back. Damnocles,

52:29

if you have a sword of damnocles hanging over

52:31

you slash your head, something bad seems very likely

52:34

to happen to you. Yeah, that checks out. Yeah,

52:36

that makes sense. Matt Haggagal

52:38

thinks we're at a five buccaroonies. Sam

52:45

is just wagging his.

52:47

He's like, what a boy. Come

52:49

over here and quench my face.

52:52

What a boy. A young jester.

52:54

Can you not piss some water

52:57

into my mouth? Young,

53:00

young water boy. I

53:02

require fast quenching. Quench

53:05

my nose, water boy. You should invest in

53:07

a bell and put it right on the

53:09

table. Just like ring it.

53:12

Ring it every time you need something. That is

53:14

something we unfortunately. This is the kind of shit

53:16

we need. Yeah. That is unfortunately

53:18

something we are going to do now that you gave

53:20

us the idea. We'll be ordering a bell. Thanks,

53:24

Glennon. What a gem. Love

53:27

you. We love you. Matt

53:30

Haggagal with the five bucks. Does

53:34

Haggagal need to come over and bring some food for

53:36

you all because Haggagal will do it. Then

53:39

send it over. Send it over. Then

53:41

Kenny Renee, thanks for the two bucks. What

53:44

plans did Sam have to cancel

53:47

today? I did not make

53:49

any plans. I knew better this time. I'm going

53:51

to ask me to make plans, but I have

53:53

to say no can do. No

53:56

can do, Boyle. I have a committed

53:58

relationship for the next 10 hours. Like,

54:00

have you seen chat? Have

54:02

you seen chat? Watch our stream. Chat is

54:04

sexy. That's

54:07

so freaking hot. Chat honestly turns

54:09

my camera off. Dang. Damn.

54:11

Chutting it down, chat. That makes my

54:13

camera so hot. Chat

54:16

out, chat. Chat out, chat. Watch

54:18

all of our don't knows. Sakura

54:20

Kudo says, won't it be funny

54:22

if Riley comes back and everyone

54:24

starts asking, who is this? Imagine,

54:28

we literally had Clinton disappear

54:31

and then we never mentioned him once ever again. We're

54:33

like, what are you guys talking about? Clinton? Or

54:35

like, they're like, look, there's a Clinton.

54:37

We just like delete all of the

54:39

episodes with like Clinton in it. Like,

54:41

what are you talking about? Never Riley.

54:43

All right. Wait. Oh

54:46

my God. Getting a little bit ready.

54:48

Everyone, when Riley comes back, let's

54:52

play Frank on him where everyone says

54:54

who is the new guy. Dude, guys,

54:57

chat, can we please do that?

54:59

Chat, please. I literally beg you.

55:01

Just be like, oh hey, who's the new guy?

55:04

Duh duh duh duh duh. Glad

55:06

to see that you're expanding after Clinton.

55:09

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, right?

55:11

Like, just talk up Clinton. Like, be like, oh,

55:14

is this guy gonna be like Clinton? Yeah, yeah,

55:16

yeah. Is this gonna be

55:18

Clinton's interest? Yeah. Like, oh, this

55:20

is Clinton. Yes. Let's frickin'

55:22

go. Yes, please chat.

55:25

We'll give you a heads up. We'll give you a heads up.

55:27

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll give you a few picks. Sophia

55:30

is only committed for 10 hours at a

55:32

time. That's true. Oh, Matt

55:35

Hattergal again with five bucks. Wait,

55:37

or was that enough? Do

55:39

we have that? We already did that one. Well,

55:42

don't know. Is that

55:44

it, Sophia? Yep. Okay. Shot

55:47

the end of the stream. No, it's not.

55:49

We got 40 minutes, honestly, and

55:53

with the rate of our stream

55:55

things, we'll pause for more. Exponential

55:57

growth. Exponential growth. Also,

56:00

it was Christian's birthday yesterday. Yeah,

56:03

and he's dying. Yeah, he's dying. His

56:05

birthday wish was, yeah, he's like, he's

56:07

a sick boy. He's sick. Everyone's

56:10

ill. I know. Everyone's airborne

56:13

and a vitamin C. Yeah, honestly,

56:16

Clinton sounds like a zombie when

56:18

he coffee. He sounds like a walking. He's

56:21

a little sick. He sounds,

56:23

I'll tell him to his face. He

56:25

sounds, he literally has it all including

56:27

the play. Yes. We're

56:30

all out sick. Yeah,

56:33

if we're all out, if it's

56:35

like tomorrow or Thursday and we're

56:37

all here, it's probably because

56:40

it's either extreme. Hey

56:43

guys, we're sick. We're

56:46

just gonna read these stories. We're just like

56:48

laying on the couch and just like, like,

56:51

napping. We have our bowl and like,

56:53

you know, when you put the, what is

56:55

it, the icy hot? No, no, no, no, the Vicks vapor

56:57

rub in a bowl. Oh yeah. Yeah,

57:01

I like the, the, the, the hot bowl

57:03

with the steam. We're just putting our face

57:05

over it. I love that thing. Whenever you

57:07

have a stuff. Who's this new guy replacing

57:09

Sophia? Let's go. Gas

57:12

lighting for the win. Yeah, gas,

57:14

gas, light, gas lamp, Riley. All

57:17

right. What are

57:19

we reading next? Which one's? Which one? 571S2.

57:23

571S2. I can't believe we're only

57:25

on a, I mean, these episodes have two.

57:33

I know, but we've only read like three stories.

57:38

Let's go. Oh, Clinton

57:40

for the Winton. Clinton for the Winton.

57:45

Let's go Clinton. Let's go.

57:48

Let's, oh, oh, oh,

57:51

oh, that's crazy. Look

57:54

at that. Clinton found straws.

57:56

Oh, oh, but this couldn't care

57:58

about the turtles. were

1:14:00

either absent or manipulative. She

1:14:03

feels she has something to prove by

1:14:05

herself. I don't fully understand why she

1:14:07

feels the need to do it on

1:14:09

her own without her partner. And I

1:14:11

may never understand this. She brought up

1:14:13

codependency and how, especially after moving to

1:14:15

Florida, we lost who we were as

1:14:17

individuals. We do everything together since we

1:14:19

don't have any friends here. Also

1:14:22

having the one car we feel obligated to

1:14:24

never leave without the other. I thoroughly

1:14:27

enjoy our activities together, but I get the

1:14:29

point. We did lose ourselves in each other,

1:14:31

pushing aside hobbies and friends. This is something

1:14:33

I know we need to figure out. Her

1:14:36

plans for sure include moving back

1:14:38

to Colorado, whatever that timeline looks

1:14:40

like. So it seems like it

1:14:43

is. Also, Clinton, we

1:14:47

have a task for you. Yes.

1:14:49

So she, so she, so she. Agree.

1:14:59

So this is something I need to figure out. So

1:15:01

her plan for sure includes moving back to Colorado, whatever

1:15:03

that timeline looks like, which I mean, if she's struggling

1:15:05

with mental health, it's probably better for her to be

1:15:08

closer to friends and family, which is a cash money

1:15:10

move. She speaks of them as

1:15:12

referring to her doing it alone and figuring

1:15:14

out jobs and living situations. Oh,

1:15:16

so she speaks of it. So she speaks of

1:15:18

that move and that timeline as doing it alone.

1:15:21

So it's like, he's not included in that. Like

1:15:23

I'm going to go. Yeah.

1:15:28

Yeah. Ouch. Ouch. I'm

1:15:31

not going to lie. This hurts hearing, but

1:15:33

I went along with it as I'm here

1:15:35

to be supportive in a month when her

1:15:37

realtor friend returns from gate vacate. We're going

1:15:39

to put our house up for sale. What

1:15:42

the next moves afterwards are. I have no idea

1:15:44

whether I will be part of them or not.

1:15:46

And that scares the crap out of me, having

1:15:48

more flexibility at work and a support system. A family

1:15:50

have decided to leave for two weeks. Starting

1:15:53

this weekend, I'm going to buy a car and

1:15:55

first head up to my parents' place in North

1:15:57

Carolina, then either my sisters or another relative. At

1:16:00

this point, I know I'll need to, at

1:16:04

this point, I know, at this

1:16:06

point, I know I'll need to come home to

1:16:08

recharge, see my dogs, sleep in my own bed,

1:16:10

et cetera. I told her this

1:16:12

plan and that if she needs to be

1:16:14

away from me, she'll need to find her

1:16:16

own spot for however long. So

1:16:19

he's kind of like, he's kind

1:16:21

of like, okay, I understand you want

1:16:23

your distance. Now I'm creating some distance.

1:16:26

Yeah, and honestly, I feel like maybe

1:16:28

is important for his own sanity. Yeah,

1:16:30

because if she's just kind of

1:16:32

like, which I don't know

1:16:34

that she's doing this, if she's like, oh,

1:16:36

I'll just come and go as I please,

1:16:38

he's like, nah, you can't jerk me around

1:16:40

at your own. Yeah, yeah, I think there

1:16:42

needs to be some, there needs

1:16:44

to be, like, I mean, he can

1:16:46

allow her to jerk him

1:16:49

around. Oh my. She

1:16:51

can allow that, but I

1:16:54

would under, or he can allow that, but

1:16:56

I think for his own, his

1:17:00

own sanity would be best to put some boundaries. Which is what

1:17:02

he's doing here. Yeah, which is what he's doing. Like, I'm gonna

1:17:04

be gone and you, like don't expect

1:17:07

me to be there if

1:17:10

you're like, necessarily, if

1:17:12

you're coming back. Yeah, because like, him

1:17:16

saying I will be there, then I will wait for you

1:17:18

no matter how, can

1:17:20

we move that, the gun, the

1:17:22

nerf thing away? Him

1:17:25

saying he will be there is kind of, it's just

1:17:27

opening himself up for her. Oh,

1:17:33

can you pass that, can you pass the soup? John,

1:17:39

do you want a soup? Yes, please. I

1:17:42

want a soup. I need to go in.

1:17:45

Good soup. I want a like

1:17:47

60 second mukbang. Honestly, I want

1:17:49

it. We can just slurp it like a. That's

1:17:52

true. We can just slurp it. It's better than

1:17:54

nothing. Yeah, well, I mean, not slurp. We won't

1:17:56

slurp for all of our people that are anti-slurp.

1:18:01

But we will drink

1:18:03

a little cheers. Very

1:18:12

gentle. I

1:18:17

did great. I feel so cozy now. There's

1:18:20

something about like warm tea. Whoa,

1:18:25

whoa, whoa. Is soup salty tea? Soup

1:18:28

is definitely salty tea. Wow.

1:18:33

Wow. Oh,

1:18:36

that's so. We

1:18:39

have soup is just a tease to me. It

1:18:41

is. That's what it's supposed to be. It's supposed to be the

1:18:43

tease for the full course soup is

1:18:46

soup is the blowjob of forcex. Dude,

1:18:49

it's the hand job. Are you freaking kidding me? What

1:18:53

are you talking about? I was a very eatable colleague. Yeah,

1:18:56

right. Oh my God. You're

1:18:58

a genius. Instead of the no sex sign.

1:19:00

I just I just hit you with a

1:19:03

nerve gun. I'm not going

1:19:05

to shoot Sam with this. This is do it. Do

1:19:07

it. Do it. Do it. I'm covered. It's overpowered. I'm

1:19:10

going to read my way to overpower. Other

1:19:12

than my eyes. Okay. Wow.

1:19:18

It's pretty overpowered. Usually

1:19:25

sure destruction. We

1:19:27

have Nerf guns that are loaded over here. It's

1:19:30

great. I

1:19:33

love it. I felt great. Like

1:19:36

a massage. Anyway, this all thank you.

1:19:38

So be it. Okay,

1:19:41

so someone's in

1:19:43

the same is blowing his soup. Oh

1:19:49

my God. Okay. So wait, where

1:19:51

did I leave off? As

1:19:54

for living? Okay, here we go. Um, yeah,

1:19:58

so basically he's like. I

1:20:01

need my own space. Yes. Um,

1:20:04

yeah. So I told her she'll need to plan

1:20:06

to find another spot. This didn't go well.

1:20:08

And she took it as I was kicking her out.

1:20:11

I love living with her and don't mind sharing the

1:20:13

space, but I had to set a boundary. This was

1:20:15

something she wants and I can't be the, the

1:20:18

one leaving my own home. Indefinitely.

1:20:21

I had to revisit this topic and

1:20:23

tell her I'm not kicking her out.

1:20:25

Just that I don't want to have

1:20:27

to leave my home and comfort. She

1:20:29

said she reacted because of the reality

1:20:31

setting in that she has no one

1:20:33

or nowhere to go. You're the one

1:20:35

that wanted to leave. Yeah.

1:20:38

What are you talking about? She

1:20:40

said she react. Uh, she does have a couple

1:20:42

of people that would take her in for a

1:20:44

short duration if necessary, but she is full of

1:20:47

self doubt and abandonment issues. Well, you're abandoning him.

1:20:50

You're abandoning him. You can't have your cake

1:20:52

and eat it too. What are you talking

1:20:54

about? Oh, I hate when people are hypocrites

1:20:56

like this. The fricking grinds

1:20:58

my, you know what? Opie's

1:21:00

Opie's wife. Shoot the camera.

1:21:02

Shoot it. Shoot it. No, it'll hurt it. Right. No,

1:21:04

no, no. Well, shoot it. Shoot it. Watch out Sophia.

1:21:09

You got a cock it. Thought

1:21:12

I already cocked it. I

1:21:15

do. Those are so,

1:21:27

um, as for

1:21:29

living separately, we are still sleeping

1:21:32

in the same bed, though. Now

1:21:34

we're closed slash pajamas, no cuddling,

1:21:36

no kissing. Maybe I get a hug once

1:21:38

a day. It's hard to

1:21:40

turn off the switch like this as I'm a

1:21:42

very affectionate person. Touch such as

1:21:45

a contact is my love language. So to

1:21:47

that end, I'm scared as to what that

1:21:49

means. Our living situation will be

1:21:51

like, is this healthy? Is this

1:21:53

healthy? Would be having a car leaving for a

1:21:55

couple of weeks and coming back and vowing to

1:21:57

live separate, but still interconnected lives work or.

1:22:00

do we need to absolutely move away from each other

1:22:02

in order to heal? I reached

1:22:04

out to my organization's mental health line and

1:22:07

got to spell the gut, my guts. They

1:22:09

set me up with a marriage therapist. My

1:22:12

wife, question mark was referred to one by

1:22:14

a coworker. We still have so much to

1:22:16

work through. I go through highs and lows.

1:22:18

The not sleeping thing is weighing me down.

1:22:20

I just hope and pray that this is

1:22:22

something we can work through. And she's able

1:22:24

to heal. However, she needs, uh, she

1:22:27

needs to do so without moving across the

1:22:29

country. Best case I see is we continue

1:22:32

to grow for our own selves until we

1:22:34

can sell the house and move together and

1:22:36

continue our lives back in the state. We

1:22:38

fell in love with each other. And

1:22:41

there are some relevant comments with OP

1:22:43

responding. Oh, we always love that. Um,

1:22:48

but, uh, yeah,

1:22:50

any thoughts on it? Do you think still think

1:22:52

they're going to be, I am annoyed endlessly

1:22:55

at, uh, the

1:22:57

wife question mark. I

1:22:59

am like, uh, yeah,

1:23:02

I just, I feel like I'm even

1:23:04

further in my, in my feeling of

1:23:06

this is not going to work out.

1:23:09

And yeah, I feel, and

1:23:11

I feel like it's going to be, there

1:23:13

will be, it seems like some overlap of

1:23:15

them living in the same space together, and

1:23:17

it seems like it'll be kind of a

1:23:20

confusing, weird dynamic. He's sure can. I'm around.

1:23:22

Yeah. He should come around, but,

1:23:24

um, relevant comments. So, uh,

1:23:27

Oh God. Um,

1:23:30

the DJ by G

1:23:32

set DC says it

1:23:35

ain't coming back to what it was, dude. Rough.

1:23:39

It's time to look out for your own best interests.

1:23:41

I know it's not what you want, but reading this

1:23:43

really made me feel like you don't, uh,

1:23:46

like you don't get that it's over.

1:23:48

You don't recover from this. Damn. Opie

1:23:52

responds. I'm slowly coming to this realization. Letting

1:23:54

go is the hardest part. And

1:23:56

via Lou says it's not coming

1:23:59

back to what it was. It's okay. It

1:24:01

takes time. This isn't like having a big

1:24:03

blow up fight or finding out a spouse

1:24:05

was cheating or some other horrible secret secret.

1:24:07

There's no big catalyst forcing you out of

1:24:09

love. The best you can do is try

1:24:11

to not, uh, to not talk

1:24:13

yourself into having hope. Things will turn

1:24:15

around. Instead talk yourself into moving forward

1:24:17

and remind yourself that with time, it

1:24:19

will get easier. Oh, he responds.

1:24:21

Thank you for this. Yes. All advice from

1:24:23

friends around me and material online says the

1:24:25

same. Don't make the act any easier, but

1:24:27

at least it's something to give me guidance

1:24:30

and know I'm headed in the right direction.

1:24:32

And actually. I

1:24:34

completely agree with that last point. Um,

1:24:38

it's so much harder to break up with someone when there's

1:24:40

not a reason. That's

1:24:42

true. And when I say that, like, um,

1:24:45

there's not some big catalyst, like, yeah, and

1:24:47

some big catalyst, like I had

1:24:49

a relationship where there wasn't, like,

1:24:52

there wasn't really anything big.

1:24:55

It just wasn't, it just like, wasn't really

1:24:57

good to be in a relationship with that

1:24:59

person for our personalities. And it was hard.

1:25:01

Like it was, it was a, it was

1:25:04

a messy breakup because it was

1:25:06

like, we didn't have a thing that we could look

1:25:08

at and say, that's why we're not

1:25:10

together. It was like our just personalities.

1:25:13

And when you're sitting down and explaining it to, it's

1:25:15

like, yeah, I feel like we're not mesh. Yeah. It's

1:25:17

just like, even though that is a totally

1:25:20

valid point, totally valid reason. It's so much

1:25:22

easier to just be like, Oh, she cheated

1:25:24

on me. That's why. And then you can

1:25:26

always look back at that and be like,

1:25:28

Oh, I know I, I did a

1:25:31

good decision because of that. Thank

1:25:34

you. Glenn. Mukbang time. Um,

1:25:38

but that's where, that's where that story ends. Wow. Glenn,

1:25:42

uh, do you want to read some don't knows? Sure.

1:25:46

Yeah. She in my guns. Oh,

1:25:50

shoot. I gave a

1:25:52

unintentional dare you. Um,

1:25:55

the Tomlin, thank you for the five

1:25:58

buck tip. Hey crew. I'm listening. making

1:26:00

off again. I literally have no use for

1:26:02

one it. Sure. Can

1:26:05

post pics and discord also OPs

1:26:07

suit BX is the a hole and

1:26:09

entitled with five book. Uh,

1:26:12

DK, thank you for the one 98

1:26:15

Clinton's emoji. Water boy water. I

1:26:17

know that's not supposed to be sexual, but I

1:26:20

just can't help it. I thought

1:26:22

I can't help interpret it in any

1:26:24

way. Clinton can't help it.

1:26:27

The water emoji is not allowed for

1:26:29

Clinton's emoji. Whoa, whoa, whoa,

1:26:31

whoa. Yeah. He's too young. It might be a

1:26:33

lot. All right. Hey, he's too young. He's barely.

1:26:35

You tell me. He's not. I've

1:26:37

been legal for two whole years. You can't legally drink. You

1:26:40

know how much you see in two whole years. Sorry.

1:26:45

He could not buy us alcohol. Yeah. Yeah. That

1:26:47

is the one thing he can do. Yeah.

1:26:49

They're raging alcoholics. They've asked me

1:26:51

so many times already. Um,

1:26:53

did clear a giant handle of vodka from our

1:26:55

studio because we were taking shots. I was like,

1:26:57

oh, oh my God. Um, uh, three,

1:27:04

four, five butterfly. I think for the eight

1:27:06

buck tip enjoying the sunrise, working on my

1:27:08

final architect project with you guys. Great company.

1:27:11

Stand, stand up, stand up

1:27:13

storytelling in a concert. What else could

1:27:15

I, uh, that sounds like a

1:27:17

dream. It's not going to lie. Uh, wait,

1:27:20

you already read that. Uh, that's

1:27:22

all of them. That's all. Thank

1:27:26

you. It just goes back to the

1:27:28

munching. Thanks.

1:27:34

I can do my own little bit. Yeah. Do you do a

1:27:36

bit? Do your tight five? What

1:27:38

is it? I don't even know. I'm dying

1:27:41

to know why your dad is so old.

1:27:44

We never got to the bottom of it.

1:27:46

Okay. So my dad came to this country

1:27:48

when he 17 years

1:27:50

old from where? Mexico. So yeah, super

1:27:52

young. Didn't know a word of English.

1:27:55

Uh, somehow graduated high school. Didn't

1:27:57

make it to college, but the way that

1:27:59

he, He grew up, he worked at

1:28:01

Home Depot and then basically

1:28:05

climbed the tears of getting to know

1:28:07

and really well. So he was just

1:28:10

like a jerk and then one day somebody was

1:28:12

like, hey, project for you, you

1:28:15

want to do it? And it was in

1:28:17

drywall. And from that

1:28:19

he started his own drywall business

1:28:22

and got really immersed into it. Now that's

1:28:24

what real estate. Throughout

1:28:26

that entire process, he's been disconnected

1:28:29

from, I would

1:28:32

say, the modern United States, how

1:28:34

we grew up. And

1:28:37

so he's just foreign and

1:28:39

you can tell and talking to him that he

1:28:42

has no idea a lot of these concepts. Is

1:28:45

there one that came up recently? You

1:28:47

were watching Seinfeld the other day and he was

1:28:49

like, who is this guy? He's super funny. That's

1:28:52

great. That was a great idea. That was

1:28:54

a perfect example. That was a perfect example.

1:28:57

That's great. That was a great example. Literally

1:29:00

perfect. Perfect example. Dude, even his examples are perfect.

1:29:02

I want to see one flaw in this man.

1:29:05

One. He is the most eligible.

1:29:07

Well, actually he's in a relationship. He's in a

1:29:09

very happy relationship. Almost five

1:29:11

months. Almost five months. Almost five months. Let's

1:29:14

go. Five months on the 29th. Any

1:29:16

suggestions on what I should do? My

1:29:19

birthday. Oh, it's your birthday? Yeah. Take

1:29:22

her to Sophia's birthday party. I can't celebrate our. Yeah,

1:29:24

sorry. I got, I got

1:29:26

bigger. My boss

1:29:28

is having a birthday. We

1:29:32

should throw a rager. We are we

1:29:35

are. Oh, I didn't know

1:29:37

that. Sophia's doing a renaissance. We

1:29:41

can kill that vodka. I'm

1:29:46

throwing a renaissance. Hold

1:29:48

on. Show the people.

1:29:51

I'm throwing a renaissance. Do

1:29:53

you like night says Clinton isn't speaking to the mic. That's

1:29:55

why it's breaking up Clinton when you're speaking to it.

1:29:58

Just put it on your chin. So

1:30:01

and then when you're then then people will always

1:30:03

hear you because if it goes too far away

1:30:06

then it'll get cut out Okay Hopefully

1:30:10

this is good. No, I won't mess this up

1:30:13

in the future guys. Yeah, never Damn

1:30:16

straight Can't see I'm

1:30:18

still I'm still advocating for the Riley

1:30:20

and I stream. I think I Think

1:30:24

that'd be legendary So

1:30:27

what's going on? Oh

1:30:32

Are you yeah, we're gonna shoot you

1:30:38

Read the story. Mm-hmm Yeah,

1:30:42

well should we get to this next one? I

1:30:50

I wanted to see it in your window Alright,

1:30:57

let's go what three five

1:31:00

seventy one No

1:31:04

four I

1:31:08

somebody to All

1:31:10

right Sydney

1:31:13

without kidneys Sam is always telling people to

1:31:15

rest Oh

1:31:24

Good stuff. Oh, man.

1:31:26

All right. Let's get into this next story. So

1:31:31

Didn't you just read a story am I crazy I

1:31:34

heard my husband 572s

1:31:36

one. I thought I thought you just

1:31:38

read but maybe I'm did

1:31:40

John. Did you just read? I just

1:31:43

read but we switch off because it's

1:31:45

it did two stories Okay

1:31:49

all right, so Would

1:31:51

I be the a-hole for breaking up with

1:31:54

my husband after hearing him cry in the

1:31:56

bathroom after we bumped into his ex? No

1:32:00

He cried, so he should get a divorce divorced on

1:32:02

for sure. Harry

1:32:08

Collection 852 says, my

1:32:11

husband and I met two years ago.

1:32:13

He proposed six months later and told

1:32:15

me he knew I was the

1:32:17

one when he met me and he didn't want to

1:32:19

waste time or lose me. I

1:32:21

was still is head over heels and

1:32:24

agreed. We've been married for six months

1:32:26

and are expecting our first baby. Last

1:32:29

weekend, we bumped into his ex. They

1:32:32

were together for nine years, but she

1:32:34

ended the relationship when he didn't take

1:32:36

the relationship to the next level. Nine

1:32:39

years. That's

1:32:42

a heck of a long time.

1:32:44

Long time. Long of a decade. When

1:32:46

we got engaged- At that point, he

1:32:48

should know the sexual history of her

1:32:51

parents. That is true.

1:32:53

Call back. Call back. I almost, I

1:32:55

almost bumbled it. Yeah, you got it,

1:32:57

you got it, you got it. It

1:32:59

stuck the landing right there. Thank you.

1:33:02

So when we got engaged

1:33:05

and married, my husband texted her to

1:33:08

tell her and to apologize and talk

1:33:10

about fate and how some things aren't

1:33:12

meant to be, which is,

1:33:14

that's weird. He texted his ex

1:33:17

when he married his current, when he married

1:33:19

OP. Why? I remember asking

1:33:22

him why. He said that

1:33:24

he owed it to her, that so

1:33:26

she doesn't hear it from other

1:33:28

people and not be prepared. They

1:33:31

broke up three years ago. She

1:33:35

was pregnant and holding hands with a kid that

1:33:38

could be seven or eight years old.

1:33:40

And she was with a man who

1:33:42

was obviously her partner and they were

1:33:44

very affectionate towards each other. My husband

1:33:47

said, hi, even though we could walk

1:33:49

by, unnoticed by them, but he insisted

1:33:51

to talk. Wait. Oh

1:33:53

yeah, they bumped. So they bumped into his ex.

1:33:56

And they then was

1:34:01

Okay, wait, really quick. So last weekend

1:34:03

bumped into the X. All right.

1:34:06

Um, but then also when

1:34:08

they got engaged, OP and her

1:34:11

husband, he texted her and

1:34:14

then when they bumped in

1:34:16

again, she was pregnant, holding the hands, uh,

1:34:18

with a kid that could be seven or eight, uh,

1:34:21

had a partner affectionate. My husband said, hi,

1:34:23

even though we could walk by unnoticed, but

1:34:25

then insisted we go talk. When

1:34:28

he got home, I heard him crying

1:34:30

in the bathroom bathroom. Now he

1:34:32

has been depressed and distant the whole week.

1:34:34

I realized he must have written to her

1:34:36

after we got home and he showed me his

1:34:39

phone. And yes, he has again,

1:34:41

apologize for what he did and told her that

1:34:43

some things are not meant to be. Would

1:34:45

I be the a-hole if I confronted

1:34:47

him about what's going on? Why

1:34:50

is he doing this? And there are some

1:34:52

relevant comments and an update seven hours later.

1:34:56

What are you doing?

1:34:59

I feel like he's trying to spark something up. Yeah.

1:35:02

And it's like, uh, like three

1:35:05

years you're in a relationship with. And

1:35:08

so basically there was the first meeting,

1:35:10

a text exchange, and then

1:35:12

a second. No. So the,

1:35:14

uh, I believe how it went is when

1:35:16

OP and her husband

1:35:19

got together, he texted her, like we're married, he texted

1:35:21

her and said, Hey, some things are not meant to

1:35:23

be. Right.

1:35:25

That would, um,

1:35:27

unprompted, unprompted. Then

1:35:29

they, he bumped that last week, bumped

1:35:32

into the X they were together for nine years

1:35:35

and he went and talked to them and

1:35:37

it was like saying, hi. Then

1:35:39

he texted her again saying something, some

1:35:41

things are not meant to be. Someone

1:35:45

take this man's phone away.

1:35:48

One day millennial says could be his kid. Oh,

1:35:51

could be his kid as an

1:35:53

OPs kid. Whoa, that's a

1:35:56

good conspiracy theory. I know. But

1:35:58

probably not. Like I was assuming. So

1:46:00

you go, we're

1:46:03

not done with this story. Wait, what?

1:46:05

I just stopped in the middle of

1:46:07

this update. So, update seven hours

1:46:10

later. Wow.

1:46:14

Hi again. I hope

1:46:16

you read this, referring to the comment from

1:46:19

Uncle Ned is dead, which

1:46:22

is the comment that we read before. Oh,

1:46:25

snap. So I

1:46:27

showed my husband this comment and

1:46:29

I told him that this was

1:46:31

basically how I feel things were,

1:46:33

but that someone else

1:46:36

wrote it better. Yes. First,

1:46:39

he got upset and

1:46:42

defensive. Then he started arguing and telling me

1:46:44

to leave him alone. I have for a

1:46:46

week, but nothing but supportive and leaving him

1:46:48

alone. Then he started

1:46:50

crying and asked to read again. He

1:46:53

sat silent for

1:46:55

like 15 minutes of reading,

1:46:59

but not once did he deny or try to

1:47:01

deny it or call me crazy

1:47:04

or at least tried to explain.

1:47:08

If I know myself, this is

1:47:10

over. I don't play

1:47:12

second fiddle. I don't do consolation

1:47:14

prize and I absolutely am not

1:47:17

going to have another woman be

1:47:19

being the main character in my own

1:47:21

story. So I told him this was

1:47:24

over and that I need a break

1:47:26

to sort out my feelings, but this

1:47:28

will eventually end in divorce because I

1:47:30

know myself very well. He

1:47:32

didn't say anything. Anything

1:47:35

just sat silent. I

1:47:37

know his type. The only way he

1:47:39

will realize my worth is when he

1:47:41

has lost me, just like he

1:47:43

did his ex people.

1:47:45

People like him are frugal with their

1:47:47

feelings. He strung her along because he

1:47:49

didn't want to give her all of

1:47:51

him and he turned around and gave

1:47:53

me exactly what she wanted, but deprived

1:47:55

me from exactly what I wanted that

1:47:57

he gave her. will

1:48:00

never give all of themselves because he

1:48:02

probably thinks he would lose control if

1:48:04

he gave all of him to a

1:48:06

woman What a

1:48:09

waste of a man Dude

1:48:14

Everything is just falling apart right now. It

1:48:17

really is What a waste

1:48:19

of a man I mean honestly waste of

1:48:21

dude imagine how sick and depraved you have

1:48:23

to be to First

1:48:25

like date someone for nine

1:48:27

years and I guess like hold you know

1:48:29

hold the the marriage over something I clean

1:48:32

up that that sushi that just fell with

1:48:34

with a Wipe

1:48:38

as well there are

1:48:40

cleaning supplies downstairs and Yeah,

1:48:46

I put them in oh sick look at that Um

1:48:51

First the first to do that the nine years

1:48:53

for the first for the first partner then

1:48:55

the second person your revenge

1:48:58

marrying Because

1:49:00

that's they were going to get

1:49:02

married. Yeah revenge marrying

1:49:05

Revenge marrying is crazy to be honest. I Am

1:49:09

not currently recalling a time that that is how

1:49:11

a story where that has happened on this show

1:49:14

Explode I have to I have to imagine it has

1:49:16

but I'm I mean it's

1:49:18

not calling a specific

1:49:20

instance You

1:49:23

know what I mean yeah Thanks

1:49:26

Clinton appreciate you Yeah,

1:49:29

I feel I mean I don't know

1:49:31

if it's quite revenge Marrying but that

1:49:33

I think that's this like that's the

1:49:35

underlying psychology is I

1:49:38

feel like this is revenge me I Don't

1:49:41

think he's doing it. I don't think he's do I don't

1:49:43

think he's thinking I'm going to marry this person as revenge

1:49:46

But I think it's very much what the

1:49:48

comment was like where it's like he's trying

1:49:50

to Do

1:49:53

what he can with everything

1:49:56

that went on with it like the last relationship He's

1:49:58

trying to give this person what he didn't in the

1:50:00

last one, but he's

1:50:03

like kind of doing it not for this

1:50:05

partner, but for this other partner.

1:50:07

I don't think he knows that he

1:50:09

is. He's not doing

1:50:11

it consciously. I don't think he's doing it consciously, which

1:50:14

is not, it's not necessarily that it's like any

1:50:17

better. Yeah. But. And

1:50:19

this is a conspiracy still,

1:50:21

but I, I

1:50:24

kind of believe that

1:50:27

this is true. Okay. It wasn't

1:50:29

my mess to be clear. All

1:50:32

right. Do yeah. Yeah. To be

1:50:34

clear. Sophia dropped a bunch of

1:50:36

stuff. Okay. Okay. Okay. Drop sushi

1:50:39

all over the ground. Can I explain? Yeah. And

1:50:42

just left it there. Can I explain the

1:50:44

truth? Go ahead. Drop some

1:50:46

shoes. I was fixing the camera angle.

1:50:48

Yeah, it's true because Riley texted me

1:50:50

and said, you look horrible, but

1:50:54

I can't actually use the light anymore because there

1:50:56

are new monitors set up. Right. Which

1:50:58

I set up. Yeah. So I

1:51:00

was moving the, moving the TV back because I knew that's

1:51:02

how it worked. And there's a

1:51:05

TV over there. I mean the monitor, but,

1:51:07

and then the sushi was just on

1:51:09

the edge of the table. And one piece, one piece

1:51:11

of ginger, no one

1:51:14

was even going to eat this piece. First of all, it

1:51:16

just happened to happen to fall on the floor.

1:51:18

Happened to. And right as I go to clean

1:51:20

it up, I get pushed with comments

1:51:23

saying how I needed to get cleaning supplies and all

1:51:25

this stuff, which is what I was going to do.

1:51:28

I had the opportunity. Didn't even give

1:51:30

them a chance. Sure. Free

1:51:33

Clinton. Hashtag free Clinton. Hashtag

1:51:35

free Clinton. Free

1:51:38

Clinton's in okay jail. Quickly

1:51:42

you go from being number one to. How

1:51:45

the mighty fall. The internet is a

1:51:48

fickle place. We

1:51:51

appreciate you. Thank you for cleaning it up. Your

1:51:54

goat. Why are y'all

1:51:56

bullying the intern? Because he's a fricking

1:51:58

intern. Yes. I'm fully on Clinton side.

1:52:00

Yeah There's

1:52:05

actually been the only one who's yeah, that's

1:52:07

right. Yeah, we've just been we've just been

1:52:09

using him for target Get

1:52:14

over here daddy's gonna practice a shot

1:52:18

Yesterday's funny. We Sam came in and

1:52:20

gave me the giant Okay,

1:52:22

so So

1:52:27

Sam came in as I was setting up some

1:52:29

stuff in here Here's this

1:52:31

huge gun could go to John and

1:52:34

just shoot him with it. No, I'd say John I said

1:52:36

Christian Oh you did say Christian. Yeah, but either way it

1:52:38

was it was all the same to me because I was

1:52:40

just gonna I was gonna It was

1:52:42

just a meat bag that was used target

1:52:44

practice soldier. I was gonna wreak havoc So

1:52:47

I got I got the gun and

1:52:49

Sophia came and we started making a

1:52:52

shield for me with the cardboard box

1:52:54

They literally attacked us Sophia Clinton came

1:52:56

from upstairs and it was an all-out

1:52:59

assault Against me Christian

1:53:01

and John and we were battling against

1:53:03

them. Yeah, and we won we did

1:53:05

win well, they they weren't expecting anything

1:53:09

I feel like we I feel like we set you back

1:53:11

a little no Strategic

1:53:13

retreat that's simply not true. Yeah

1:53:18

anyway I

1:53:20

think that's the end of that story So

1:53:24

should we hit this let's frickin

1:53:26

do it where we had 572

1:53:30

s2 572 s2 Let's

1:53:34

go Alright

1:53:39

strap in boys and girls.

1:53:42

Are we ready Sophia? Ready

1:53:50

The act of being prepared for something about Do

1:53:58

it, okay You

1:54:00

know about that, Riley? I already,

1:54:03

I, oh god, sorry. What? Yes,

1:54:05

I already, I know Riley, come

1:54:07

on. You think we don't do pillow

1:54:09

talk? Is this an okay story, Doug? I can't, I

1:54:11

can't say. This is an undoxment. I can't, I can't.

1:54:14

Riley, you can't be doxing him like that.

1:54:16

Yeah, right, he's using the chat to hide.

1:54:19

Anyways, all right, let's do this. My

1:54:22

soon-to-be husband called me by his

1:54:24

assistant's name when they slept together.

1:54:27

Is he cheating? Ha

1:54:31

ha ha ha ha ha! Ha

1:54:34

ha ha ha! I think

1:54:36

we wrote that title wrong. I think it's when

1:54:39

we were looking up. Wait, no. Yes,

1:54:42

I think we might need to

1:54:44

write. Write? Wait, what was it

1:54:46

originally? It's, it's, it's my soon-to-be

1:54:48

husband called me by his assistant's

1:54:50

name when they slept together. Sofia!

1:54:55

Sofia! Oh,

1:54:59

no, no, you're right. It's when we- Spoiler

1:55:02

alert! Spoiler alert, ladies

1:55:04

and gentlemen! It's actually not a spoiler. No, when

1:55:06

we slept together. Yeah, when we, it was a

1:55:08

truly a typo. It's just, it's just basically like

1:55:10

O.P. Who's your type of- O.P. and their husband.

1:55:13

I understand the title as it is now. Yes,

1:55:15

it is very clear. No, no, we just, we

1:55:17

just have to be, it needs to be changed

1:55:19

though. I just changed it. It needs to be

1:55:21

changed. Oh, okay, cool. With the program. Sick.

1:55:25

This is the messy stream. What's the matter,

1:55:27

Zachary? I'm sorry, I'm trying my best. No,

1:55:30

you're great. It is not just because of

1:55:32

you. Yes, and it's messy in a good

1:55:34

way. Yeah, it's so fun and messy. It's

1:55:36

like a puddle of mud. Like a Reddit

1:55:39

story. Yeah, it's like a puddle of mud.

1:55:41

I do love puddles of mud. Yeah, it's

1:55:43

a good way. All right, all right. Hold

1:55:46

on. Yep, I'm real to make it.

1:55:48

Oh, Jon, start the reading. Yep, let's go. All right.

1:55:51

My soon-to-be husband called me by

1:55:53

his assistant's name when we slept

1:55:56

together. Is he cheating? What

1:55:59

are we doing? I think. Yes. Yeah.

1:56:02

For sure. Sophia, what say you?

1:56:05

Yay. There we go. Wait,

1:56:07

maybe we should give them a chance. Go

1:56:12

back to your whole turn. Yes.

1:56:15

I'm just realizing now that I have more

1:56:17

and more power. Go back to the target

1:56:19

practice, boy. I'll see you when we're

1:56:21

doing the stream. All right.

1:56:23

So this is answering the question, is

1:56:26

thinking about being with someone else while

1:56:28

in a relationship feeding? This

1:56:30

comes from. I'm thinking. Okay.

1:56:34

Yes. This comes from throwawayaqf

1:56:36

who says, my significant other and I

1:56:38

have been high school sweethearts and we

1:56:40

are due to get married this

1:56:42

June. We just have a

1:56:45

chemistry that works extremely well. Well,

1:56:47

that's what you thought. Yeah. Until

1:56:50

you met the other

1:56:53

person. I

1:56:56

love him very much and I know he loves

1:56:58

me too. But what he

1:57:00

did recently, I am having extreme doubts

1:57:02

about his faithfulness. Extreme

1:57:04

doubts, you say? Dutel.

1:57:10

We are trying to get pregnant

1:57:12

and we have spicy sleep. When we had

1:57:14

spice and we had spicy sleep a few

1:57:16

days ago and he called me by his

1:57:18

assistant's name, right? As

1:57:21

he got off. Oh,

1:57:24

that is pretty rough. But

1:57:27

maybe. Maybe

1:57:30

the yeah. That is justified. I go. Go.

1:57:33

I don't know if they're doing

1:57:36

out of it. Devil's advocate. Maybe. Here we go.

1:57:38

Here we go. So maybe,

1:57:40

maybe what's happening to me is

1:57:43

right as he's nutting. He's like,

1:57:45

oh no, I forgot to tell my assistant

1:57:48

something. And then and then he's like, oh,

1:57:50

Jessica. Classic. I

1:57:53

okay. Maybe I misread the story. But

1:57:55

I believe it is. Could

1:58:00

be totally wrong, but

1:58:02

I think it is important to by

1:58:04

he called me by his assistant It's

1:58:11

pretty bad I

1:58:13

think Is

1:58:16

there more dust Logical

1:58:19

dig for truth Is

1:58:22

there more is there more

1:58:24

clues in this cork board of mystery that

1:58:26

we need to wait wait hear me out

1:58:29

Yeah, what if the assistants really hot?

1:58:32

What if she puts the ass in a system? What

1:58:38

if she's super smart What

1:58:40

if it's intellectually stimulating when she's

1:58:42

smart and attractive well We

1:58:45

need to keep reading So

1:58:49

he immediately got up and apologized and

1:58:51

seemed extremely shocked a perfect

1:58:55

sign of innocence I

1:59:05

Was shocked to After

1:59:12

that he has been very apologetic and seemed

1:59:14

genuinely remorseful But I am

1:59:16

having difficulty coming around to forgive him

1:59:19

the way he said it you came across

1:59:21

as he was thinking about her no shit

1:59:25

The only other person I have told about

1:59:27

this is my mom and dad Freudian

1:59:31

slip That's relevant,

1:59:33

right? Oh Is

1:59:35

this yeah, I'd Ian's yes. This is a

1:59:37

Freudian slip Yeah

1:59:39

of the of the not of the parents

1:59:41

but of the of him saying

1:59:44

his assistants name. I think so. Yeah and

1:59:49

She thinks that my boyfriend has or

1:59:51

currently sleeps with his assistant and that

1:59:53

his tongue slipped up Slipping

1:59:56

up what he's seen his assistant Okay,

2:00:01

uh also the fact that you

2:00:03

would tell your mom and dad

2:00:05

this first Maybe

2:00:08

they're tight. Yeah, I guess maybe they're tight

2:00:10

like that. I would want my kid to tell me that

2:00:15

Yes, if they're high school sweethearts like this

2:00:17

is someone that the parents have known for

2:00:19

a while I would

2:00:21

probably I would probably like if

2:00:23

something like this happened. I might I don't know if I

2:00:25

would tell my mom You

2:00:27

absolutely would you think so You

2:00:30

absolutely would what don't you tell her

2:00:32

I do tell my

2:00:34

parents most I want to know who's doorstep

2:00:37

I gotta show up to you. All right

2:00:40

Big daddy John is here Not

2:00:43

knock that is true. That is true.

2:00:46

So I am having doubts

2:00:48

because now everything looks suspicious to me He

2:00:50

goes to Dallas once every two weeks

2:00:53

and his assistant accompanies him. How

2:00:55

peculiar Um They

2:00:58

those are work trips and are paid for

2:01:00

by his company, but those are starting to

2:01:02

look suspicious to me now Yeah,

2:01:04

no Now

2:01:06

three months ago I got laid off

2:01:09

from work and he asked me if I want I

2:01:11

could stay at home Since we are trying

2:01:13

to have a child and I could be a stay-at-home mom

2:01:16

Now I don't know if I should depend on him or

2:01:18

try to get a job or not My

2:01:20

life is just filled with confusion all of

2:01:23

the sudden honestly Just

2:01:26

real quick in this story. Stop trying

2:01:28

to have a kid immediately Right

2:01:32

before this is resolved. Oh, yeah immediately

2:01:34

because you don't want to be Tied

2:01:38

to this person forever. Exactly if they just

2:01:40

keep running and cheating on you Honestly,

2:01:42

I didn't think he would ever cheat

2:01:44

on me But I can't think of

2:01:47

a reason why someone would say someone

2:01:49

else's name after spicy Yeah, how

2:01:51

you guys doing over

2:01:53

there couldn't good good good Alright,

2:02:00

so, should we do? His

2:02:03

explanation is that he was thinking about

2:02:05

work, and that

2:02:07

is why his assistant's name

2:02:09

slipped up. And

2:02:11

everyone knows that right before you nut,

2:02:14

you're thinking about work. Ladies and gentlemen,

2:02:16

we'll save you a ton of respect.

2:02:21

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's

2:02:23

make a poll. Let's make a poll. Is

2:02:25

Sam right? Yes or no? Is Sam

2:02:28

right? Yes or no? We

2:02:31

need a poll. We need a poll. We

2:02:33

have to have a poll. Oh, my goodness

2:02:36

gracious. Is Sam right or not?

2:02:40

So once again, to remind you good folks at

2:02:42

home, Sam's theory, Sam's

2:02:44

goal theory is that

2:02:47

he is so focused on providing for

2:02:49

his soon to be family that

2:02:53

in the midst, in

2:02:55

the throes of passion, right

2:02:57

as he climaxes with his

2:02:59

wife. Yeah,

2:03:02

with his wife, he's trying to

2:03:04

impregnate with her child. He

2:03:07

scribes money on his mind, man.

2:03:11

He exclaims his assistant's name.

2:03:14

And then, you know, maybe

2:03:17

whispers, you know, I'll check out the

2:03:19

spreadsheets tomorrow. Who knows? It's unknown. But

2:03:22

that was the reason for him. You know, he had

2:03:24

to hit money on his mind. Yeah,

2:03:27

Sam's right. Sam's literally never been right.

2:03:32

He's horny for the Excel jeans.

2:03:35

Click, click, click, click it.

2:03:38

Click, click it. Click it. Click it. Click

2:03:42

it. Click it. Click it.

2:03:44

Click it. It's so good. Click

2:03:46

it. Click it. Click it.

2:03:49

Click it. Click it. Click it.

2:03:52

Click it. Click it. Riley

2:03:55

tips? Riley. Riley.

2:03:58

Riley. Riley. We

2:04:01

miss you though. Thanks for the

2:04:03

five bucks Riley. Question. Which

2:04:05

name would y'all be comfy

2:04:07

hearing from my room? Like

2:04:14

Sam or John's name? Okay

2:04:23

it is. Like it is

2:04:25

a similar context. Riley

2:04:29

right before you. Yes.

2:04:32

And they're like wait that's your boss's name.

2:04:35

Okay but the thing is that they

2:04:37

wouldn't hear it. I would. Well technically it'd

2:04:39

be me right? I guess.

2:04:42

Oh yeah I was about to say. As

2:04:44

if it's like the assistant. Yeah if we're really going

2:04:46

to draw a whole parallel here. I mean Clinton

2:04:49

was washing his car, got a whole

2:04:52

lot on bar. Oh really? Oh really?

2:04:54

Oh Cara why? You missed

2:04:56

the slide. Riley's watching. I

2:04:59

really need you to set up that four monitor system. Yeah.

2:05:03

Oh my gosh. You

2:05:06

can pull it down. Clinton you'll be through the.

2:05:08

No because Clinton has to like go down. I'm

2:05:10

so fine with doing this. No it's okay. Clinton

2:05:12

does not deserve to be comfortable yet. True.

2:05:16

The mic doesn't reach that far so he has

2:05:18

to lean down. I see Clinton's earning

2:05:20

his price. Yeah

2:05:23

this is perfect. One day you'll have

2:05:25

a one day you'll have a mic

2:05:27

that you can move at your leisure.

2:05:30

But that is not today soldier. You

2:05:32

have to earn that. Anyways okay let's get back to this

2:05:34

story. We got a few minutes left. Okay

2:05:37

so. What? He has

2:05:39

tried to fix things but they

2:05:42

don't seem good enough for some

2:05:44

reason. What are you on? What

2:05:48

reason? We may never know. He told me.

2:05:50

He told me. Honestly I believe in him.

2:06:02

Oh my god dude! Hey

2:06:05

yo! He told me. He told me. He

2:06:08

told me if I

2:06:10

want I can go through his phone or

2:06:12

his computer and I did but I

2:06:15

didn't find anything. I

2:06:17

mean if she's a real good assistant

2:06:19

she also covers their tracks. Dude honestly.

2:06:22

Hey Jessica can you delete my search history

2:06:24

thing? Thanks babe. She's

2:06:27

got that thing that Leanne has where she

2:06:29

can access the computer. Oh! That's

2:06:31

true. Yeah shout out Leanne. Shout

2:06:34

out Leanne one time. But

2:06:37

don't shout out Leanne. Oh!

2:06:42

Sophia nice work. Nice

2:06:45

work. You are officially one of the

2:06:47

boys. Today you become a man.

2:06:50

Today you can adjust

2:06:53

your mic. You

2:06:56

burned that. That's right. Okay so I

2:06:58

want to trust him. I

2:07:02

really do. But

2:07:04

it feels foolish to me

2:07:07

to do so now. My

2:07:10

mom thinks he is a hundred percent

2:07:12

cheating while my dad agrees. He

2:07:15

also thinks that it could be a mistake. And

2:07:17

I should make sure before I end

2:07:20

the relationship. Dad's like yeah I remember

2:07:22

them days. Oh

2:07:25

old Sarah the assistant back in the

2:07:27

70s. What can I say? I

2:07:30

just changed my wife's name to Sarah. Yeah. It

2:07:32

was all good. That's why

2:07:34

I always get an assistant

2:07:37

with the same name as

2:07:39

my wife. Yes. Oh

2:07:41

my god. He does he

2:07:43

does think that I should be he does think that

2:07:45

I should 100 percent be mad at

2:07:48

him even if it was a slip up. W

2:07:51

dad over here. I don't know

2:07:53

what to do with us being so close to

2:07:55

getting married. Advice please.

2:08:00

have some comments we have some comments

2:08:02

in an update I kind of want to

2:08:04

keep going because I know I

2:08:07

was down let's do it all right so relevant

2:08:10

cock comments dr. and and and

2:08:12

DB well I

2:08:14

can tell for sure that

2:08:16

if he works with colleges

2:08:19

a lot with well

2:08:21

I can tell for sure that he works with

2:08:23

colleges a lot it can happen does

2:08:26

this and Jessica was

2:08:28

a yes maybe they meant to say colleagues thank

2:08:30

you Sophia well I can tell

2:08:33

for sure that if he works with colleagues a lot

2:08:35

it can happen does

2:08:38

does this and that Jessica do

2:08:40

you send reports Jessica when

2:08:43

you do all wait so this commenter is

2:08:45

like yeah yeah when

2:08:47

you do this all day it can come

2:08:54

out automatically yeah the

2:08:56

amount of times I've screamed John in bed oh

2:09:24

my god by the way Clinton

2:09:26

is the only assistant to all of us

2:09:29

just let that sink in truly

2:09:34

exactly it's only been two

2:09:36

days well

2:09:39

he was an editor and then he was a producer yeah

2:09:41

he started as an editor yeah he wasn't

2:09:43

an assistant actually he was an editing intern

2:09:45

he wasn't in these right I started in

2:09:48

there that is a good point

2:09:50

and that's what we should have to

2:09:52

say exactly so sometimes

2:09:56

my colleague names his girlfriend in

2:09:58

name of our girl

2:10:00

colleague it can happen when

2:10:03

you when you wear

2:10:05

little you probably called when

2:10:08

you were little you probably called schoolteachers

2:10:10

as mom no there's a difference

2:10:15

between active like sometimes

2:10:18

my mom will be like Sophia

2:10:20

Sam Frank and like say a

2:10:22

bunch of not she's called me

2:10:25

Ava and Oscar which are dogs

2:10:27

names but that is a

2:10:29

completely different context well the

2:10:32

commenter says talk

2:10:34

things out with him tell him that it's bugging

2:10:37

you a lot all right and

2:10:39

we have a response I haven't

2:10:41

thought about this and this

2:10:44

could be a possibility we

2:10:47

might have cracked the case guys I have

2:10:49

been to his workplace and he does

2:10:52

take her name what he does say your

2:10:54

name quite a lot still saying

2:10:56

it during spicy sleep is a bit too much

2:10:58

but if this is the case I think I

2:11:01

can forgive him I just have

2:11:03

to find a way to make sure it isn't

2:11:05

something else yeah

2:11:07

I mean I would be hell hella

2:11:09

suspicious unable

2:11:11

snow says use your use your own money

2:11:14

and you should surprise him in Dallas on the

2:11:16

next trip good idea that's

2:11:18

smart Opie he is supposed to leave

2:11:20

tonight I can visit him tomorrow since

2:11:22

I have time dude

2:11:25

she's gonna raise back in a be the update

2:11:27

please let this be the oh my god please

2:11:29

let this be the up so they start going

2:11:31

back and forth unable snow well I would show

2:11:33

up after work at his apartment and see if

2:11:35

his assistant is actually staying in his hotel Opie

2:11:39

yeah I just booked a ticket I

2:11:41

wouldn't spine-mending a day or two in

2:11:43

Dallas myself if everything is like he

2:11:45

says it is this

2:11:47

is getting so please if

2:11:50

this ends without an update

2:11:52

I will cry there is

2:11:54

an update thank God own

2:11:57

brother says do you do you have keys

2:11:59

to the I'd go there hang out and wait

2:12:01

for him to get home. You know a surprise Opie

2:12:04

says I don't have keys to the apartment. I can

2:12:06

visit him at nighttime. He should be

2:12:08

home alone at that

2:12:11

time. Okay Can

2:12:13

we get into this update? Let's do it. I've

2:12:15

never been more excited three weeks later

2:12:17

a lot

2:12:19

to unwrap here But

2:12:22

I'm gonna start by thanking those who decided

2:12:24

to try to help me out here He

2:12:28

came from the last trip and when he

2:12:30

went again, I decided to go

2:12:33

When I went to his apartment, I

2:12:36

found her there along with some

2:12:38

other people Okay, his

2:12:41

co-workers were all planning to go out This

2:12:45

man is The

2:12:48

if I mean they're all it's less

2:12:50

suspicious because there's a bunch of co-workers

2:12:52

I could take This machine

2:12:54

gun right here and just blast

2:12:56

this guy and every bullet would miss

2:13:00

This guy this guy is missing every

2:13:02

single he has a good assistant, you

2:13:04

know, oh my god So

2:13:08

his assistant gets every job done that So

2:13:13

I did make up a story why I was

2:13:15

there to make sure he wasn't embarrassed in front

2:13:17

of his co-workers because I Stormed in his apartment

2:13:19

and I think that that worked. They all went

2:13:22

out after that He stayed back and we had

2:13:24

a fight according to him. I just humiliated him

2:13:26

in front of his colleagues How

2:13:29

so he's surprising you to come hang out?

2:13:32

How is that humiliating? Right

2:13:34

now things are tense between us He

2:13:36

stayed back in Dallas saying he needs some

2:13:38

space and we haven't talked we

2:13:41

haven't talked after that He

2:13:43

needs space Yeah, he needs

2:13:45

he needs some space so he could bang Him

2:13:48

and Jessica need their own exactly because

2:13:50

she came back. Oh My

2:13:53

god, I don't know if I

2:13:56

was trying to catch in the act or

2:13:58

not, but it didn't work out And now

2:14:00

I feel a hundred times worse. I regret

2:14:02

telling my mom about this because she sent

2:14:04

a voicemail to him and told him to

2:14:06

stop being a baby and nothing would have

2:14:08

happened if I if he didn't say another

2:14:10

woman's name. He sent me the

2:14:12

voicemail my mom sent him. I did confront my

2:14:14

mom about this and she did apologize to him.

2:14:17

Now I feel like maybe it was an

2:14:19

honest mistake on his part and

2:14:21

I blew it out of proportion waiting

2:14:24

on him to come back so we can talk

2:14:26

it out and fix this and

2:14:29

move forward just a little update

2:14:31

things didn't go well like I

2:14:33

wanted to. Oh dear Lord okay

2:14:36

there's thank God there's more comments than in

2:14:38

an edit. Is there nothing? There

2:14:41

is not an update but there

2:14:43

are some relevant but there's two

2:14:45

edits and relevant comments. Okay so

2:14:48

I think we might have hope. So the clumsy

2:14:52

pirate says did the assistant have any reaction

2:14:54

to seeing you was she cold or surprised

2:14:56

or anything? Honestly this could be a harmless

2:14:58

slip-up in his end. What

2:15:00

is happening right now? But I to be fair it

2:15:03

could be it's not I don't think

2:15:05

it's a heart I think it definitely

2:15:07

means he was thinking of her while

2:15:10

sex. Hmm but did he cheat with

2:15:12

her? I don't think it means that

2:15:14

he cheated. Okay yeah maybe he has

2:15:16

a fantasy in there. He was just

2:15:18

thinking about work. It can't it can't

2:15:20

be you just say that let's please

2:15:23

all agree. Oh my

2:15:25

god. Because yeah

2:15:27

a harmless slip-up that means that they agree with

2:15:29

the work thing which is false but anyways this

2:15:31

could be a harmless slip-up on his end but

2:15:33

I would do my due diligence before the wedding.

2:15:35

No matter how angry he gets divorces are much

2:15:37

harder than breakups. If you're trying

2:15:39

to set the record straight before moving forward

2:15:41

he shouldn't be resistant about it. It was

2:15:43

him who said another woman's name in bed

2:15:45

you didn't start any of it. Bax!

2:15:49

OP uh everyone was a little

2:15:51

surprised to see me there to be honest

2:15:53

not just her. My partner was surprised too.

2:15:55

We aren't getting married we are no longer

2:15:57

engaged probably in the future.

2:15:59

Whoa He is a pretty straightforward guy

2:16:01

himself either he'll end it or be

2:16:04

okay with it Things are bad right now and I'm

2:16:06

gonna give him time and let him come and talk

2:16:08

to me I think he is

2:16:10

just just flipping it back on her so he

2:16:12

can have the the upper hand in this

2:16:14

uh Pwinceda 917 says info.

2:16:16

Why was it bad that you surprised him?

2:16:18

What? Yes? What I'm wondering what was wrong

2:16:21

with you being around his colleagues and especially

2:16:23

his assistant if he loves you He should

2:16:25

be glad to see you. What was the

2:16:28

deal? What did you say when

2:16:30

you entered the apartment that could have embarrassed him got

2:16:32

to be honest? I'm not liking his behavior What's up

2:16:34

with his friends? The whole thing is messed up. What

2:16:37

is he doing? Talking about

2:16:39

this with his assistant update me and

2:16:42

Opie replies I don't know what I

2:16:44

said exactly because I was very angry at

2:16:46

the time But I mentioned in the post

2:16:48

above I stormed in his apartment and was

2:16:50

accusatory So it does sound like Opie kind

2:16:52

of like barged in I was like maybe

2:16:55

was like I caught you

2:16:57

I caught you yeah, which I could see

2:16:59

if it's like a business I can see

2:17:01

that startling I it's to me It sounds

2:17:03

like the work colleagues are about to our

2:17:05

pre-gaming to go out Yeah, so they work

2:17:08

together, but they're about to hang out and

2:17:10

their which if if

2:17:12

Opie is completely innocent would

2:17:14

would be Whack

2:17:17

yeah, cuz it would be like oh

2:17:19

yes, if he was innocent that would be wack. Yeah It'd

2:17:22

be like we're all going out to get drinks and then

2:17:24

your part of comes is I know Like

2:17:28

what's going on yeah, um Do

2:17:31

do do do do I did salvage the

2:17:33

situation though? But I think in his mind

2:17:35

that that wasn't good enough Edit

2:17:38

forgot to mention my boyfriend

2:17:40

told me that he told us assistant about

2:17:42

this and she made the

2:17:44

mistake a while back with her fling Because

2:17:47

they refer to each other a lot

2:17:49

wait though wait so it's Wait

2:17:55

Existent also said

2:17:57

Oh peace husband name.

2:17:59

Let me read this back again. Forgot

2:18:03

to mention my boyfriend told me.

2:18:05

My boyfriend told

2:18:09

me that he told his assistant about this

2:18:11

and she made the same mistake a while

2:18:13

back with her fling because they

2:18:15

refer to each other a lot. I

2:18:19

am sorry. Dude. You all

2:18:21

need a bang. Yeah. The amount

2:18:23

of times I have said

2:18:25

Samuel Donner's name in

2:18:28

this context and other things in

2:18:31

context. What context in work context.

2:18:33

Oh, and it

2:18:35

is not enter the bedroom

2:18:37

is astounding. I've

2:18:40

probably said his name thousands

2:18:42

of times as him to me.

2:18:45

Hundreds of thousands, hundreds of thousands.

2:18:47

We've said our we've said each

2:18:49

other's names. I

2:18:51

all right. All right. Let me break this

2:18:53

down for a second. Do you think that

2:18:56

there is any job on

2:18:59

earth where two people are

2:19:01

talking together as much

2:19:04

as us. We are literally

2:19:06

talking to each other every

2:19:08

single day all the time.

2:19:10

24 seven saying

2:19:12

names back and forth strategizing,

2:19:15

talking meetings, talking, texting, talking

2:19:17

on the podcast. Not

2:19:20

once have I said

2:19:22

John's name in bed twice. Exactly.

2:19:27

And for me, quintuple. Okay. So

2:19:30

we're safe. We're in the

2:19:32

clear. So yeah.

2:19:34

So yes. Oh, literally you, we read that

2:19:36

insanity, right? The assistant said that she has

2:19:38

done the same thing and said, they're at

2:19:41

least attracted to each other. Is she hot?

2:19:43

I want to know if she's hot. Is

2:19:45

she hot? She has to be hot. She

2:19:47

has to be hot. There's no way that

2:19:49

she's not hot. Yeah. And she sounds smart

2:19:51

too. Like to be honest, I think that

2:19:54

her going, like I think Jessica, the assistant

2:19:56

had this whole thing planned out. I think

2:19:58

she knew that the wife was coming to

2:20:00

conspiracy. conspiracy theories from Clinton over here. What

2:20:03

if? Yeah, what if

2:20:05

actually it's not like

2:20:07

O.P. is just like I kind of get

2:20:09

the sense that O.P. is a bit of

2:20:12

a bumbling idiot, but the the assistant is

2:20:14

evil and smart. Yeah. And

2:20:16

is sewing the seeds of and is sewing

2:20:18

the seeds of discord. Anyways, second

2:20:21

edit. He left his

2:20:23

Mac, his computer at home, so I decided to

2:20:25

see if he was talking to her or not.

2:20:27

Oh, honestly, at this point,

2:20:29

of course he's talking to her. They

2:20:32

literally say each other's name at this point

2:20:34

all the time. Do it. I just opened

2:20:36

his WhatsApp and he is not talking to

2:20:38

her, but his friends are all telling him

2:20:40

to break up with me. Oh,

2:20:43

whoa. Like I didn't even

2:20:45

do anything drastic, drastic. His chat with

2:20:47

his assistant is work related, but I

2:20:49

am disturbed by what his friends

2:20:52

say. Looks like a breakup is

2:20:54

about to happen. I

2:20:56

let him break up with me because

2:20:58

I think I'd get closure that

2:21:00

way. Yeah, he didn't break up with me. I

2:21:03

let him. I'd

2:21:05

let him. Yeah, maybe. Yeah,

2:21:07

I like because, yeah, that might be missing,

2:21:10

but we think it's I'd let him break up. I

2:21:12

think. Sorry. I

2:21:14

thought I was a bug.

2:21:17

Can we somebody clip that guy's chat chat?

2:21:21

I can't even see me. Chat wasn't on. We

2:21:23

need to clip that. Honestly, I thought it was

2:21:26

a bug, too. Oh, my God. I

2:21:29

was so scary. He

2:21:31

threw Sam through a a nerf dart

2:21:33

at my legs. All

2:21:36

right. Back to the story. So,

2:21:38

but up and then some relevant comments

2:21:40

to clumsy pirate. I am so

2:21:42

sorry that it's such a mess. Opie, but I am also looking

2:21:44

at your edit and it's not good. I

2:21:47

understand being straight for I understand being straight

2:21:49

for a guy, but I don't know. Is

2:21:51

he very simple? Because unless he is, I

2:21:53

don't know how he would explain that. How

2:21:57

he would explain saying that to his assistant. Yeah,

2:22:00

why would you tell your assistant that you said that in bed? That

2:22:03

is, yeah, that's crazy. Yes,

2:22:05

this is an awkward thing that happened between

2:22:07

me and my fiance because of you, the

2:22:09

assi, wait, wait, yes, so

2:22:11

this is, yes, so this awkward thing

2:22:14

happened between me and my fiance because

2:22:16

of you, the assistant, how does he

2:22:18

justify disclosing something intimate to her? He

2:22:20

knows this is embarrassing for you as well. Does

2:22:23

he have a relationship podcast

2:22:25

where he discloses the intimate details of

2:22:27

his life? No, he

2:22:29

doesn't dodge. And not allowed. That is, I

2:22:32

can say I don't know for a fact,

2:22:34

but I absolutely, I would bet every single

2:22:36

dollar I have to my name

2:22:38

that he does not have a relationship podcast where

2:22:40

he should share. The more

2:22:43

the story transpires, the more it seems like you were

2:22:45

actually, were right to be wary of it. The

2:22:48

fact that it was ever questioned melts

2:22:50

my brain. At the very least, it

2:22:52

seems like there's some emotional entanglement going

2:22:54

on here for him, not to realize

2:22:56

that sharing this with the girl is

2:22:58

out of line. Opie says he is

2:23:00

quite simple. Doesn't

2:23:03

like to play games or make things

2:23:05

complicated. He did and she did something

2:23:07

similar, but

2:23:09

I can't say for sure how that topic

2:23:11

might have come up. Right now

2:23:14

reading this message with his friends, I do hate it

2:23:16

and it hurts like crap that they are all rooting

2:23:18

for me to break up with him. This situation is

2:23:20

a total mess honestly, and I don't see way back

2:23:23

now. Let's try again and

2:23:25

again says, why

2:23:27

do his friends want him to break up

2:23:29

with you? Why are there reasons? That's actually

2:23:31

a great question. Probably because she stormed the

2:23:33

thing. That's true. They have no context. Yeah,

2:23:35

because from his perspective, it's like he's probably

2:23:38

not telling them I said my assistant's name

2:23:40

in bed. And he's just saying,

2:23:42

yeah dude, she was crazy. She just stormed in and

2:23:44

accused me of cheating with my assistant. And you guys

2:23:46

saw it, we were all just hanging out. Yeah, we

2:23:48

were all just hanging out. Yeah, we were all just

2:23:50

hanging out. There's nothing there. Opie, mostly because they think

2:23:53

I ruined his relationship with my family forever. And that

2:23:56

sense I don't trust him, he should put his

2:23:58

energy elsewhere. So it's actually for OP

2:24:00

telling her parents and then

2:24:02

like ruining that relationship between the

2:24:04

husband and the parents. That

2:24:08

is their reason apparently. Oh

2:24:11

my god. Most

2:24:13

of them are in this route. A few of

2:24:15

them think I did it in front of

2:24:18

his co-workers to jeopardize his job. It's

2:24:21

hard reading their messages. Third

2:24:23

and final edit to close this story and

2:24:25

the stream out. Regarding his chat

2:24:28

for a while, reading his chat for

2:24:30

a while and the last thing he

2:24:32

said was I'll end it when I

2:24:34

see her next. So

2:24:36

it's over pretty much. Whoa.

2:24:39

I'm done. How?

2:24:49

How did this possibly get

2:24:51

flipped back? Whoa.

2:24:53

How? Is there an

2:24:55

update? There is one comment that

2:24:58

I am. All

2:25:00

right. We might. We might

2:25:02

have more. More context and info. Very

2:25:05

little baby. Very little. Very little

2:25:07

baby comment update. Way way way. Let's

2:25:13

see. Show us. Okay. From

2:25:16

OP. Here we go. This is a comment from OP

2:25:18

in the post. Everyone is a little

2:25:20

surprised to see me there to be honest. Not just her. My

2:25:23

partner was surprised too. We aren't getting

2:25:25

married. We're no longer engaged probably in the future.

2:25:27

He's a pretty straight forward guy himself. Either her

2:25:29

end it. Either he'll end it or be okay

2:25:31

with it. Things are bad right now and

2:25:33

I'm going to give him time and let him come and talk to

2:25:35

me. I think that might have been

2:25:37

actually one. Comment above but. Oh, never mind. You're

2:25:40

fine. Wow. I

2:25:43

mean, the fact that

2:25:46

it flipped to OP

2:25:49

is insanity. This should

2:25:51

be the textbook definition

2:25:53

of gaslighting should be

2:25:56

this story. It should literally just

2:25:58

be this story. and

2:26:00

all because like He

2:26:03

was just thinking about spreadsheets all

2:26:05

these spreading cheats the horror Wow

2:26:09

pretty whack pretty whack what

2:26:11

a star well

2:26:15

That is a wrap. That's

2:26:17

these don't knows and finish out. Let's do

2:26:19

it scroll down Girl

2:26:22

there we go Raina J. Thanks for the two

2:26:24

bucks so much clean to do please keep me

2:26:27

company. Hopefully we've done Matt

2:26:29

Hattergal the only way I would let this

2:26:32

slide if it's an anime character we both

2:26:34

know Riley well,

2:26:36

so thanks for the five bucks question,

2:26:38

which would y'all be comfortable hearing from

2:26:40

my room We

2:26:43

have to say both John and I's name

2:26:45

simultaneously Baby

2:26:47

Godzilla welcome to okay after dark Clinton

2:26:50

True Angie Alice it's 5

2:26:54

30 a.m. Here you guys aren't

2:26:56

going straight to bed just yet

2:26:58

come on fams Head

2:27:00

over Johnny boy, and then

2:27:03

Tory Nicole celebrating they must

2:27:05

membership I

2:27:07

think she needs to end this for good He really

2:27:09

manipulated her into thinking this was her fault, and

2:27:11

I hope she realizes one day that it was his

2:27:13

I Pray for that. It's

2:27:15

such a big f up to to Say

2:27:20

anyone's name dude anyone out his

2:27:22

name, but your partner Like

2:27:24

I I could easily see someone breaking

2:27:26

up over a thousand just that even

2:27:29

if there was no cheating a Thousand

2:27:32

percent agree especially not married. You

2:27:34

know like they're they're about to

2:27:36

be made They

2:27:38

are married and are about to have a kid.

2:27:40

They're trying to have right They were literally trying

2:27:42

to conceive a kid in that

2:27:45

spicy sleep session. Yeah I Don't

2:27:47

know if I would I don't know if I

2:27:50

would end a marriage over my partner saying a different

2:27:52

name to me Especially if it only happened once they've

2:27:54

been pretty on 99% of

2:27:56

the time they're saying my name don't believe they were married

2:27:58

though. I think they were very I thought

2:28:00

it said husband. You might be right. I thought it was

2:28:02

soon to be husband. Oh, soon to be husband. Thank you.

2:28:05

I was thinking of the soon to be husband. So they're not

2:28:07

soon to be married and trying to have a baby. All right,

2:28:09

question. Yes.

2:28:13

Your partner says their

2:28:16

co-founder's name. In

2:28:20

that, do

2:28:23

you break up? I'm

2:28:28

making it so personal. This is

2:28:30

as personal as it possibly can

2:28:32

be. Counseling

2:28:36

for sure. Yeah, I think

2:28:39

probably time apart counseling. Oh,

2:28:41

man, I feel I feel bad for

2:28:43

taking it so personally. John's

2:28:46

just like fuck. Anyway.

2:28:53

That's it. That's it. That's the end of

2:28:56

this. This is over. I

2:28:58

think I think I would. I think I

2:29:00

would. If I think over, I think you

2:29:03

get to say the wrong name one

2:29:05

time every year of the relationship. One

2:29:08

time every year. One time every year. Bro,

2:29:10

do you get counseling? Chat. Put it in

2:29:12

Sam's chat. Put it in Sam's chat. But

2:29:15

if you love us, make sure

2:29:17

to subscribe. We love

2:29:20

you and see you tomorrow.

2:29:27

Oh, my God. Pika.

2:29:44

Oh, my goodness. Oh,

2:29:46

my God. Oh, my God.

2:29:48

The pleasure beater of the

2:29:51

century. This is the

2:29:53

first stream in OK, Storytime history where

2:29:55

we went to the

2:29:57

end screen. Sophia's finger was

2:29:59

hovering. Hovering, hovering, hovering. We

2:30:02

will give it to you, Pika.

2:30:04

Oh my goodness. We will give

2:30:06

it to you. Oh my goodness.

2:30:08

Oh my god. Pika

2:30:11

Lee, another 30 minutes. If that

2:30:13

had gone through like one

2:30:16

second later, Sophia would have just clicked

2:30:18

the button and the whole stream would

2:30:20

have ended. Over. We wouldn't have seen

2:30:22

it. We wouldn't have seen it. We literally would not have seen it. The

2:30:25

stream on our end would have shut down. Wow.

2:30:30

Wow. That's

2:30:33

crazy. All right. Add 30 minutes to the

2:30:35

stream. It's 15. Or 15. Yeah,

2:30:38

because it's 2,000. Pika

2:30:40

Lee, 140. Thank

2:30:43

you for the don't know.

2:30:45

Incredible. Incredible. My god. Incredible.

2:30:49

That was a crazy. Dude. That

2:30:52

was a crazy story. Yeah, like Clinton said,

2:30:54

biggest buzzer beater of the century right there.

2:30:57

We've never clicked. We've never gone to an ending. This

2:31:01

is normal. This is not normal. That

2:31:03

was an accident. Green flag. Green flag for Pika.

2:31:06

You're right Sophia. Wow. Also, F's

2:31:08

in the chat for everyone who just

2:31:10

left. Yeah, losers. Losers. Yeah.

2:31:13

Don't want to get back on here. Get back in here. Where

2:31:15

are you going? We have more stories to read. This is extreme

2:31:17

history. All right. Which one next?

2:31:21

I think it's third one. Third

2:31:24

one in. When

2:31:26

we just, 572S3. 572S3.

2:31:31

Okay. Here we go. Here

2:31:33

we go. We're coming through.

2:31:43

Wait, is that right? What? Is

2:31:45

it 30 or is it 15 now? It's 15. I have

2:31:47

not touched anything. It's just when I click that one, it goes to

2:31:49

15. That's just the setup. Okay.

2:31:52

Oh, sorry. Yeah, they're trying to. They're

2:31:55

trying to. It's not 30 guys. Where's

2:31:57

Riley still here? No, I asked

2:31:59

Riley earlier. I said when does the 15

2:32:01

minute thing come in and he said after 2000. That's

2:32:03

what he said No,

2:32:06

no like after so 2000 I I

2:32:09

swear guys I don't touch the Setup

2:32:12

stuff. I just press the buttons. Then

2:32:14

so when you hit to 250 it

2:32:16

goes to 15 minutes. I Think

2:32:20

it's I it's not I asked Riley

2:32:22

earlier Okay, I think I

2:32:24

think you're right. I think I specifically I also

2:32:27

wouldn't even be able to change it to 30

2:32:29

more minutes Because it that's just

2:32:31

how it's set up. Okay, I promise

2:32:33

you guys anyway Yeah,

2:32:35

if if if if you If

2:32:39

you I think I think that's right. I think

2:32:41

that's right. Oh Wait, oh

2:32:44

Wait, I see what y'all are saying

2:32:48

Okay, I'm sorry. I apologize it is 30.

2:32:51

Yeah, I see there a way to change that.

2:32:53

Yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah, okay. Well, no, no,

2:32:55

so this one is right right now the

2:32:57

15 more minutes is correct But they

2:33:00

are saying that the one they just got was 30 minutes,

2:33:02

which is correct. I'll just add more 50 more Yes,

2:33:04

right. That is totally my mad and I

2:33:07

was sorry. Perfect. There we go. All

2:33:09

right, the next one is 15. Yeah. Yeah,

2:33:11

okay Thank you. I'm

2:33:13

sorry. I wasn't ripping you up. I didn't understand what

2:33:15

you're saying All right,

2:33:18

I'm so tired Y'all y'all

2:33:20

are rabid. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm

2:33:22

sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, it's 30 cuz it was

2:33:24

cut before 2k. Okay Yeah, now we got it

2:33:26

the timer is I understand now. I just didn't

2:33:28

get it. You don't have to call Riley and tell

2:33:30

on me understand now

2:33:33

Probably DMS are blowing up All

2:33:38

right, I understand you getting your

2:33:40

full thing you know what I'll give

2:33:42

you an extra minute Riley

2:33:46

wouldn't do that I

2:33:49

feel I feel like you're divorced parents

2:33:51

and you're each giving your children like

2:33:55

Don't you love spending time with mommy? Hey, we'll

2:33:58

go to Chuck E. Cheese bill. Bye You

2:34:00

don't have to worry about you want a ps2 and

2:34:02

a ps3 That's

2:34:06

not how games PS5 Sam yeah 2007 called they

2:34:08

want their game Okay,

2:34:19

that's 15 minutes 15 minutes Oh Oh

2:34:23

Foil hot a little more please

2:34:25

and also thanks Pico Boom

2:34:29

last 15 minutes for real before time was

2:34:31

30 now. It's 15 Nobody

2:34:34

get on me. That is

2:34:37

Crazy. Let's just the militia

2:34:39

is here. Do you see these bags? This is

2:34:41

good of you guys because

2:34:44

of you My lore

2:34:46

can't believe I almost left the

2:34:48

stream. Yeah, we neither can we

2:34:50

yeah Neither can we Did

2:34:53

he did leave the street? We were

2:34:55

we were wrapping up? My

2:34:58

goodness Wow, I'm gonna need some more sushi.

2:35:01

There's so much more. We have like Feed

2:35:04

me can you just pass

2:35:06

me like two trays? Angie

2:35:14

Alice it's 30 minutes cuz it was before

2:35:16

2k a love of love. Thank you for

2:35:18

the 214 Yeah,

2:35:22

I understand now that was truly my bad

2:35:24

I was arguing for the wrong thing

2:35:27

Brittany I see Lynn says welcome for

2:35:29

real Clinton You

2:35:32

have Leave

2:35:34

so he's not Never

2:35:39

Yeah, if also you get you want to live

2:35:42

yeah if you get if you get tired you

2:35:44

can You can sleep in Riley's bed Actually

2:35:48

just sleep in Riley's bed tonight wait we

2:35:50

did ask him. I'm just kidding We

2:35:58

have an air mattress Yeah,

2:36:00

but you actually are if you want to

2:36:02

sleep you can we would have a very

2:36:04

large comfy Yeah,

2:36:08

I would ask to read bedtime stories tonight Yeah,

2:36:15

okay, I've got a collection of Greek No,

2:36:24

no, I have a book full of green have

2:36:26

do you want Yes, please I've got

2:36:28

a book full of Greek myths Man

2:36:36

I was trying to kick half feet Here

2:36:42

It's funny because we're reaching all of these these

2:36:45

goals, but we have yet

2:36:47

to reach 1100 likes Whoa,

2:36:50