We're a mad lad and waman in search of truth, pizza, and the American way. Let us be your beacon into the unsettling Kafka-esque nightmare that modern life has become. We are your tour guides through the bizarre, spoopy forest of adulthood, navigating through turbulent political unrest, lies, and cringe. Behold the stories of the mistakes we suffered along the way, meet the friends who were there in person wetting themselves with terror and glee, and gaze into the abyss with us.