It’s our final episode for the year, it’s Christmas Eve, we’re on the run from international police, I look like George Clooney again and we’re stuck interviewing Terry the Werewolf again. However, this time he promises he will actually turn.Of

Going Viral (with Zane C Weber)

Dec 1st, 2019 28m 59s

We forgot to get anyone on this week so we’re talking to Isabella’s newly downloaded computer virus. Turns out when you give a sentient app access to all of your data it can really come back to bite you. Also we create an incident in Russia and

Domesticating Bunyips (with Jenni Townsend)

Nov 23rd, 2019 33m 48s

You remember Yowies? The delicious and adorable chocolate monster with a toy inside? Something akin to an Australian version of Bigfoot? Well this week we’re interviewing a Bunyip which is almost as good.Guest: Jenni Townsend@fiberopticduckBuny

Bewitched and Bothered (with Ally Reynolds)

Nov 17th, 2019 31m 59s

We've been doing this podcast for almost a year now and we still haven't met a witch! Well, all that's changing with our guest this week. Please note: no actual sheep were harmed during the making of this episode.Guest: Ally Reynolds (@writeupy

A Genius Snake (with Christopher Demos)

Nov 10th, 2019 36m 42s

Hi listeners, it’s been a while. I’ve been taking the breakup with Isabella pretty hard, but we’ve decided to meet up again to interview a snake with a penchant for apples.Guest: Christopher Demos@lechrisdemosFollow Isabella @isabellavaletteKno

Heed the Banshee's Call (with Teresa Ewan)

Oct 6th, 2019 33m 52s

Do you hear the wail of a banshee? Don’t worry, you’re not about to die (probably), it’s just our guest this week!Guest: Teresa EwanInsta: @teresaewanFind her band Cutts on facebook: @cuttsbandFollow Isabella @isabellavaletteKnow who we should

Beholding a Beholder (with Corey Glamuzina)

Sep 22nd, 2019 29m 48s

Isabella is taking me to a (non-sex) dungeon to have a chat to a giant eyeball. We discuss all things Beholder and behold some things we wish we hadn’t.Guest: Corey Glamuzina (@CoreyMGlamuzina)Check out The Big Hoo-Haa! Melbourne, every Friday

Kiss of the Spiderwoman (with Lena Moon)

Sep 15th, 2019 28m 32s

Deep in the forest is a spiderwoman who lures men to her lair to eat them. But she has many other interests as well.Guest: Lena Moon @lenaimoonClick here to find Lena’s show “This Is Our Pilot” in Melbourne, Sep 20-27Click here Isabella’s show,

Giving Cthulhu a Call (with Randy Adeva)

Sep 8th, 2019 30m 10s

In the dark depths of R’lyeh sleeps and ancient terror so horrifying that to even gave upon it’s visage is to lose one’s sanity. We woke him up to have a chat about all things Cthulhu.Guest: Randy AdevaFB: @randyadevacomedianInsta & Twitter: @r

Getting Ghosted (with David Massingham)

Sep 1st, 2019 32m 39s

This spooky episode has us visiting a haunted house in the woods. There we meet more than one ghost, help finish some business and I get undressed… Again.Guest: David Massingham (FB: @davidmassinghamcomedy Insta: @davidmassingham)See him in “Mu

Antisocial Medea (with Christopher Demos)

Aug 25th, 2019 34m 37s

We’ve cashed in a few favours to score an interview with Hollywood’s biggest unsung villain, Medea.Guest: Christopher Demos (Insta: @christopherdemos or @lechrisdemos Twitter: @lechrisdemos)Catch Isabella’s show, “How Far I’ll Go” in Melbourne

Internet Dating by an Ok Cupid (with Meerna Yousif)

Aug 18th, 2019 31m 38s

What better to do in the city of love than chat to the god of love. Cupid himself has come to chat to us about love, dating and app design.Guest: Meerna Yousif (@meernayousif)Check out her upcoming show, Princess Problemshttps://melbournefringe

Every Leprechaun Has a Mother (with Alexia May Brinsley)

Aug 11th, 2019 32m 41s

Ahhh Ireland. Land of pubs, luck, leprechauns and other stereotypes. Have a listen to our interview with the only female leprechaun in existence!Guest: Alexia May Brinsley (Twitter: @alexiabrinsley Insta: @alexiamaybrinsley)Look for her in The

A Maid with Selkie Skin (with Lisa Woodbrook)

Jul 27th, 2019 31m

We’re in Scotland again! Came to make sure everything was in order at Loch Ness but met someone new and stole their skin. All in a day’s work for us, I guess.Guest: Lisa Woodbrook (@lisawoodbrook)Roman Catholics and the Selkie/ Seal men are mor

A Vampire Wedding and Rumpelstiltskin (with Emmet Nichols)

Jul 21st, 2019 26m 55s

We got invited to a wedding! However, like most events we go to, we managed to make the whole thing about us. Also, we get to meet Rumpelstiltskin who is an absolute child-eating treat.Guest Emmet Nichols, artistic director of Impromptunes (@Im

Centaurs and Mentors (with George Gayler)

Jul 13th, 2019 39m 27s

So… Isabella has taken me to meet a sex therapist centaur. Barbialla specialises in human-animal hybrids but she’s made an exception for me. Which is… great. I’m fine with this.Guest: George Gayler (@georgogeorge)Conversation Topics: Centaurs d

Even Demons Have Demons (with Luke Goodall)

Jul 7th, 2019 37m 13s

This week we’re going to Ibiza and we’re going to have a party with a demon named Greg.Guest: Luke Goodall (@goodallandgallagher / youtube.com/goodallandgallagher)Conversation Topics: The Venga Bus and public transport/ Infinity Pools and Margh

What Wolf? Werewolf (with Patrick Collins)

Jun 30th, 2019 38m 7s

Our new friend Terry is a werewolf and I think he might be a little too into the whole wolf thing.Guest: Patrick Collins (@PatComedian)Conversation Topics: The difference between a werewolf and a wolf man/ How much time should someone spend in

The Difference Between a Ghoul and a Zombie (with Mark Gambino)

Jun 22nd, 2019 37m 9s

We’re in London meeting with the president of the Association of Whimsical And Neglected Knowledge Reclaimers (AWANKR). Honestly, it’s a privilege to know that such a prestigious organisation has our backs. Also, it’s Isabella who gets physical

Ra and Brahs (with Lauren Bok)

Jun 16th, 2019 36m 54s

We went up to the sky to find out more about why Isabella was adopted by fairies but ended up sunbathing with the Egyptian sun god. Conversation topics: Sunbathing in the sky, Ra's responsibility for global warming, polyamory for gods, the powe

Conversations with My Conscience (with Amberly Cull)

Jun 9th, 2019 33m 41s

We’ve got our most diminutive guest on yet! One little mouse with one big job to do.With guest Amberly Cull (@amberlycull)Listen to her on ‘Something Amazing’ wherever you listen to podcasts!Got an idea for who you’d like to see on the show nex

Immortal Wingman (with Oliver Cowen)

Jun 2nd, 2019 30m 30s

Isabella sets me up with a flaming hot bird. Literally though.Guest Oliver CowenInsta: @cowithafroGot an idea for who you’d like to see on the show next? Tweet at us on @fairiespodCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s Not Canon Productions

Envoy of Mischief (with Candice D'Arcy)

May 26th, 2019 28m 58s

We went to Cape Town to meet the infamous Tokoloshe. What we got instead was friendship… friendship and saggy elbows.Guest: Candice D’arcyYou can find Blank Canvas Theatre on Facebook and @bctmelbourneCheck all of the other podcasts on That’s N

Stay Away from Forest Animals (with Dan Debuf)

Feb 6th, 2019 33m 58s

We’re back! After our break we’re heading to Germany to meet the Wolpertinger. He was so friendly and took us to a lovely Berlin café and I wouldn’t recommend the experience to anyone.Guest: Dan Debuf (@dandebuf)Check him out on Totally Obsesse

The King of the Night (with Jack Alexander)

Feb 6th, 2019 28m 41s

We meet the Night King as the last season of Game of Thrones unfolds to talk about poop and The Bachelor.Check out The Bachelor in Westeros trailer here:https://youtu.be/YIznFq58h3wor Isabella’s Facebook page here:https://www.facebook.com/Isabe