In this email special, Jane and Fi tackle a wide range of issues that you've sent in. They chat niche childhood phobias, sibling jostling and immersion heaters. You can book your tickets to see Jane and Fi live at the new Crossed Wires festiva

Poetry I'd rather not (with Janey Godley)

3 days ago 46m 29s

It's Thursday, the end is in sight! And we'll be seeing you all way through Friday this week too as an email special will drop tomorrow morning! In this episode, Jane and Fi chat Eurovision, waxing and reviving songs. Plus, comedian Janey Godl

Like a Chelsea Pensioner at a rave (with Martin Freeman and Tony Schumacher)

4 days ago 47m 43s

Jane and Fi didn't win an award but that's ok, because they didn't want it anyway... not one bit. In this episode, they also share their non-negotiable respectable habits and what they want their tributes to look like. Plus, actor Martin Freem

They do hang low at that age... (with Ryan Tubridy)

5 days ago 45m 18s

Jane's complaining about the bank holiday weather but she doesn't let it ruin her trade-mark sunny attitude... They also reminisce about old radio games, sat-nav voice overs and films that haven't aged well. Plus, Irish broadcaster Ryan Tubrid

Book Club - A Dutiful Boy

6 days ago 52m 56s

Jane and Fi are back with their fifth book club - and this one is proved to be a bit of a tear-jerker... A Dutiful Boy is written by Mohsin Zaidi, who joins Jane and Fi to discuss his emotions during the writing and publishing process. Thank

May your chafing turn nasty! (with Niall Ferguson)

10 days ago 43m 11s

Fi brings good news, brace yourself! After she finishes discussing nature, Jane and Fi chat naturists, heckling and Echo Dots. Plus, they're joined by historian Niall Ferguson. You can hear Niall's talk 'The World in 2024' on the Intelligenc

Boys who love each other in a military setting (with Aasmah Mir)

11 days ago 53m 42s

Jane and Fi deal with lots of official matters in this episode: their work rota, local elections, Ofsted and public nudity...Plus, they're joined by Times Radio presenter Aasmah Mir to discuss her memoir 'Glasgow Girl'.You can book your tickets

Let's share a thimble of sherry! (with Rachel Parris and Marcus Brigstocke)

12 days ago 41m 17s

In this episode, Jane and Fi go from West Country porn to exploring why we're obsessed with the breakdown of relationships. Fi also shared Cool Cat's diagnosis from the vet... he's fat and happy. They also speak to comedians Rachel Parris and

The stark naked coffee club (with Martin Clunes)

13 days ago 47m 57s

Today, Jane and Fi say Goodbye to speaking about Morris Dancers - may you prance in peace. Plus, Jane shares some speculative information she overheard at the hairdressers.And Jane speaks to actor and presenter, Martin Clunes, about his new ser

And now: conception (with Vogue Williams)

17 days ago 36m 26s

Jane and Fi are talking being gross while out for a run, the perfect age to watch the Carry On films, and the fact that every now and then women can be slightly less than perfect.They're joined by social media personality Vogue Williams to talk

There's no Brexit in space

18 days ago 49m 59s

Jane and Fi are wondering how they'd cope with getting the ick on the International Space Station. And whether they can get away with saying the word 'ick'? Is 'peng' a step too far?They're also joined by author and Sunday Times columnist Hadle

Saint George was a bit of a tart (with Salman Rushdie)

19 days ago 57m 52s

Jane and Fi are putting the big question into Bing so you don't have to.. After that, they discuss Freedom Passes, naturism and spitting. Plus, they're joined by best-selling author Salman Rushdie to discuss his new memoir 'Knife'. You can bo

A rather rude Midsomer Murders bingo card (with David Nicholls)

20 days ago 49m 43s

Jane and Fi play a game of Midsomer Murders bingo, naturally. They also discuss elopement, marathons and spitting.Plus, they're joined by author David Nicholls to discuss his new novel 'You Are Here'.You can book your tickets to see Jane and Fi

We do find ourselves in awkward positions... (with Marian Keyes)

24 days ago 51m 41s

Are you keen on democracy? Do you often wonder which friend you'd call in a hostage situation? Do you sometimes just think men are a bit silly? Then today's episode is for you!Jane and Fi are joined by author Marian Keyes, to talk about her new

Hello everybody, this IS my first rodeo (with John O'Farrell)

25 days ago 48m

Today Jane and Fi get a real telling off for failing to appreciate the art of Morris dancing. They now want to know, what do you use for your thrills and spills? Fi also speaks to author and political campaigner, John O'Farrell, about his late

You shouldn't be hopping in your adult life!

26 days ago 42m 52s

Fi's experienced something traumatic and she needs to get it off her chest. Once that's done, there's more Morris dancing chat, Deliveroo shaming and Jane's making lots of edit demands... Plus, they're joined by businesswoman and philanthropist

Morris dancers give me the willies

27 days ago 47m 12s

Jane's been attempting to understand the British cultural institution of terrible Saturday night telly, and Fi's pitching an Olympics for the third age. They're joined by actor Jack O'Connell to talk about his role of Amy Winehouse’s husband Bl

I had a FEW scoops

Apr 11th, 2024 52m 15s

Jane risks being caught by the paparazzi in a vulgar display of commonalty, while Fi asks: why bother with colonic irrigation when you can just drink vodka?They're joined by Times Radio presenter Stig Abel to talk about his second crime novel '

I'm plucking at chest hairs here (with Adele Roberts)

Apr 10th, 2024 47m 30s

"Surprise surprise!" sings Fi in her best Cilla Black voice. Today, Jane and Fi ponder on Tom Dudley's buboes and the dangers of shoddy handwriting. And Fi chats to broadcaster Adele Roberts about her new memoir, 'Personal Best'. Our next boo

Jane Garvey's Chunky Buts (with Anthony Horowitz)

Apr 9th, 2024 45m 12s

Jane and Fi are pondering potential future job opportunities and Jane's seemingly ruining any chance of hers... Amongst that, they also discuss rats, celestial events and bin day.Plus, they're joined by author Anthony Horowitz to discuss his la

Stapler to the stars (with Helen Lederer)

Apr 8th, 2024 42m 49s

Jane and Fi are back together and they're cracking into a bar of Milka, do excuse them... After that, they chat pickles, eclipses and ferry tours. They're joined by comedian Helen Lederer to discuss her new memoir 'Not That I'm Bitter'. Our n

There are so many men at the top of mountains (with Ray Mears)

Apr 4th, 2024 46m 7s

Today on the merry-go-round of fun that is Off Air, Fi and Jane M are pitching for dating apps to start basing their matches on the state of your kitchen.They're joined by Ray Mears to talk about his new soundscape playlist: 'The Sounds of Adve

Deliveroo My Paperoo (with Arlene Phillips)

Apr 3rd, 2024 50m 3s

Fi and Jane M have been work-shopping collapsible colander merch. They also chat about Jane's kink of dating people with opposing political views and which actress has the best "old lady hair". Plus, Fi speaks to choreographer Dame Arlene Phil

Weaponizing a jacket potato

Apr 2nd, 2024 46m 35s

Jane M's headphones only has sound coming through one ear but it's helping her feel closer to her dad (every cloud...) Fi and Jane M also discuss affairs, mini colanders and petrol stations.Plus, Fi speaks to The Times' Fashion Director Anna Mu

Bottom medicine (with Sara Cox)

Apr 1st, 2024 51m 19s

Happy Easter! Fi's back but Jane G is now off for a week (keep up!) so Fi and Jane M are here to keep you company this bank holiday Monday. They chat cling film, jet washing and ways France are getting it right. Plus, Jane Garvey spoke to Sara