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do people have hobbies anymore, but

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i

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don't have like what your men do

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hi, and welcome to normal gossip

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i'm kelsey mckinney and each episode

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of this podcast we bring you an anonymous

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morsel of gossip from the real world

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today at my guess is samantha

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irby she's an american comedienne

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essayist blogger and television

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writers television the creator and author

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of the blog this has got it eats she

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has many books that her most recent

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is called is called no thank you severe

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so welcome to the finest chelsea

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as the honor of a lifetime

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sudan so i figured here

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it's ill

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like the world for real how

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how are you doing how's your day

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it was gay and i mostly

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by

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the hot of no sooner say i thought

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about

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this as a way that

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no one would i have to work earlier

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which is which is good

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because when like when i have a thing

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to do i always have that build up

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of like you have nothing to do later

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you everything

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the later so like was took me

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out of that and now i'm mike

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i'm fresh as a daisy i now i do in

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their brains ready to go now we're here to up great

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can we start with or traditional question

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what is your relationship with that the play

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are you say that gossip is

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terrifying is

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he okay because

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so i'm oh

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the like a little bit of a free i love

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low six doctor a case for sure

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yeah but i'm a little bit of

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a

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read a that i

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immediately start thinking about

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like are they okay is that okay

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is that real did that turn out

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okay and and i pod

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rule ensue what

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is that this me this this person

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the telling me this piece of accept

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gonna read

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horde like mentally record what

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i say about it to tell the wipes

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i'm , mentally ill

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method of a jolly this bill will be the middle l

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b s's know you throw

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those truly like

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maeda i like a low stakes

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like newsletter ghosted not

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as if you know i like a celebrity

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gossip kind of thing doesn't it's like

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well

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even if that didn't turn out

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great at least they are like rich

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enough to as if you sell

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live yeah yeah

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it's terrible like i enjoyed

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the dolphin for two seconds and then i'm like

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there are no that's a real person

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yeah oh i mean that's

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very sympathetic oh my

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brain is that prevent i

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promise i will enjoy today's gossip

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and allow it to get sir and record i

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can reassure you it'll be five specific

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this have a good

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steroid the you consider yourself

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a gossip

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the year i mean yes

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i feel like you say you're not you're

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lying i liked the i mean

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i love to hear people you

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know i like to but smugly listen to

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someone story and be like i wouldn't

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have done that right i'm i'm

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not us bread or or i'm more of

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a receiver

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i'm like i'm i'm a good list learn

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and i'm a good

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the

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the for although we'll see if i prove this

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true out good

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like rash and old like responder

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but i don't panic and panic don't get like

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all bent out of shape so i feel like people

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the anything to me like hey let me tell

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you this thing and i'm like

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yes i would love to hear it meanwhile

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inside my like the hamster on the wheel

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inside my brain

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title isn't about me or they get a it's with the

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can see of my life i've heard this

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yes yes i used

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to it so tough

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the year gossip about people

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you know that the real

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killer is it's like the random both of

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like that girl who i know from whatever

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that easily but if they're like case

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ah one here thing about somebody was high school

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with i'm like

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man

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but also those

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quite an accountability

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that's making so stressed out like is

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the holding of the secret like why

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is it i think

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it's the i am i

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could you know been perceived is

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very stressful that the a fan i

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think i i

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can very easily like project

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myself into their shoes

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like i'm a little bit above catastrophes

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does that does that word sir are in that

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way we're just like oh

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what have that happened to me and then

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like i get i get stressed about it

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so

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i don't know i can not to live

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in

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the other people

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am i would i mean the

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damage me some without being like also

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nice in the nineties and that it's just

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like i just immediately imagine

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the bad thing then to me i like yes

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i like the clarification the air making right now

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which is it's not that i am really

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just empathetic and care about them

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it's that i'm stressed that it could happen to

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be

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yeah

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i have a kid i have to admit the

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a know i have to be honest that that is

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where is that is where i ducks i

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am empathetic and i

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always try to help like i truly

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am like you know if you tell me about some bad thing to

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happen to someone unlike the , there

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a go fund me for them them

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out consume you would

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have waited the guilt saddam

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kill you for listening to their sad

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tale but i mean are

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nice but mostly i just i'm

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putting myself just their shoes and been like

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if that happened to me our dies

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because they have read because i feel like

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you and i

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the you a fair amount of golf the

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and a question i have for you that

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it's like not viewed it as i'm in a split

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them harris here but what is the difference between

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gossiping and bitching now

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saying about master

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of okay supplies okay disaster

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of that's the for me gaza

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is like this thing

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like can you believe this

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thing either happened to this person

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or this person

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the best thing that to me is gossip

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bitching is hey

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girl let me tell you what

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if asshole dead or me this

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is how i feel about it and

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why i wanna kill them and

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wide nothing good should ever happen

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to them or any leave

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for the rest is a separate lives

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now that i

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the do every day all

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day for the quarter so difficult i feel

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like waste my grievances with people

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who have wronged me enemies

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that i don't consider cost of like

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give us about me it's of

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i'm the one talking said it's

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not gossip a specific to

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read okay but it's i am i say

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that when it involves me and i are

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you know i'm the queen and

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i mean you obviously know you have a text

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message in box full of it rumbling

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guess what of thought so

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you know cause

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i know it's true to been saying

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it i mean you're obviously

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getting the biased version and maybe

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if you ask the other person how it went down

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they might give you a different

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the explanation but gossip

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is like hey

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i heard about this

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thing that these people over here got into

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and i'm telling you about it

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i don't love doing that especially

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because like

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i don't know if it's true and i

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don't want a you know be spreading misinformation

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but

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something happens to me

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wow tell anyone

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, wasn't are

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you bored wanna hear

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somebody who made me mad when

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, i i do really like testing

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with you because i feel like will be taxing normally

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and that at some point it's a switches into voice

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memos and than were both history x

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ray and it's like i've not ever really sir

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what it is that like i say that

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tipping point to approach but

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i like it when were over there he

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has his me too i it's it's like

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my some to do a

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lotta work but then when

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i need to go off i'm like oh no

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you're about to get a two minute twenty

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seven seconds and voiced them out

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of the hopefully

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you have the space in your day to elicit

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he said book always have this

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the my day for bit sake of

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a sudden you said earlier that earlier want to go back to you

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said the when it happened

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see you with always true right like it's

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i know it's true because it happened to me how

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important to you think truth

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is in the day like

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both the your enjoyment answer it's

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distribution well

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i think it's pretty important only

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because

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if it comes back

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the me my because here's the

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thing is like the thing about gossiping

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is inevitably somebody's gonna

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say that you said it has

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depending on how confrontational

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the people involved they

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might come back to you and

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i mean i would sweat myself into

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a puddle on the floor if

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someone to him back to me with

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something with said that said

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knew was on true sir

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if sir said it and it was true than

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true than i can fight back problem

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yeah that you play why know it made you look like

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shit but you did it yeah i went

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to be

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the unassailable years

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you're really playing the best office

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the good the you fat yeah

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about don't the apologizing

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is so

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our it's really

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then iraq

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the

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when it i mean i need to make sure i

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really am apologising for something

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i'm really must stop you

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know i know i be out here throwing

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around i'm sorry

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yeah the all willy nilly only

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said like i need to be i would be like know

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i am sorry i knew that was

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false and i said it

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the

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i'm pretending

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to be so as the coal and nuclear

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pretending to be ethical i think you

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to saying what your own parameters are

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yeah

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i'm pretty i forgot i just you know

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i have been confronted

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not a whole lot but the few times

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by have been i like to know that

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i'd like at least tell the truth

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on my side yeah and we about the behaved

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badly that i have to

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reckon with necessary least

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if it's through there

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might be alive you know that's

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not so bad

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yeah i've been as as a great played

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a super close

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fear of are you ready to do some gossip

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i'm so ready i'm nervous

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our story today comes from a friend of a

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friend who knows this girl franny

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grammy the loop delight

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like who know hollers is that the kind

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of last that legal

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ripple through around

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all growing up for any best friend

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is this guy devon at first they were

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to friends because like their dads work together

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but their whole childhood all they did with

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talk about how when they grew up devin

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was gonna take over his dad's roofing company

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and franny was gonna grow up and take over her dad's

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contracting company oh

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that's so sweet i know they're like

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i'm really best friend forever will work

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like our dad still everything's gonna be great

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the other in

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also grade so of course

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in the like small southern city where they

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grew up their whole life people

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were like train a pair devon

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and franny off their like use you are so

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cute together you have beautiful kids with kind

14:41

of a growth thing to say the two teams can

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i tell you though the older you get

14:48

the more you thinking

14:50

, guy that there are

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just begun to look forward some you

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another thing to happen like

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you lose your eggs and you start trying

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to pair off team captain

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and so

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the end of highschool doesn't goes up to like a

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big west coast or seat school

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and , that the tooling which is like a

15:13

great school but it's an hour from the city where

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they both europe and a whole prairie away

15:17

from devon so everyone

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is like gossiping up a storm because they're like

15:21

oh my god these two kids were best friends are so far

15:24

away from each other how are they gonna manage

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that are gonna gonna be the that's how they managed to

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fan

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senior year of college devin comes home from

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school and who does he bring with him but

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his adorable girlfriend courtney

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after christmas doesn't parents cannot

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are talking about courtney they're like we love her

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she's an angel she is a great sense of humor

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she hates the university of alabama football team

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even though she grew up in north dakota can you believe that

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she's a treatise one

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day in may franny is as minding

15:54

her own damn business at the grocery store fresh

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off of graduation from to lane said a great

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mood because it just hurts then and guess what

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he's moving fast i

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graduated from college this like seeded

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and some know the belly in a grocery store

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comes up to her and it's like i am so

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glad to hear the devon is moving back soon

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maybe it's you can finally be together

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that's too much love in the grocery

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store please

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it it twenty ten out franny

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is an adult seat graduated from college

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sea sick of this sick freddy's like me

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i'm i'm a lesbian lot

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with hello meyer

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laporta a system that just

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this woman and a girl she's are obsessed right

16:38

because she's like oh well

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in one i don't know what to do with that issue

16:42

yet they

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said the enterprise like that the cigarettes

16:47

but franny is thrilled to see like

16:50

my best friend is moving home our

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plans to take over our dads business might

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actually become a real things that we do

16:56

as an adult this is great

16:59

and now that she's accidently com it

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out in the grocery store grocery store know the no easy

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doesn't have to like tell anyone else that woman's

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gonna tell everyone for her like

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probably of it all down

17:09

exactly okay so devon

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move some but it's length including he doesn't

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graduate until like the next fall semester

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all summer and fall definitely worth it it's

17:19

as

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the company and travel to see courtney back and forth

17:21

school for any that

17:23

and are meeting for drinks every single week so

17:25

little bar they're both thrilled they're so happy

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to be together one night in november

17:29

though devin is like not quite as excited

17:32

to order has peanuts a lotta as he normally

17:34

as and franny afloat

17:36

what happened with yeah

17:37

why are you freaking out waiting so

17:39

weird and he is like you know

17:41

and just release stress about

17:44

forty graduating in december like it's in four

17:46

weeks it's twenty times like the recession

17:48

is so kind of bad courtney can't find a job

17:51

i just feel like she's kind of floundering

17:53

around and i just like i want her to come here

17:56

and moved to louisiana and live with me and

17:58

only i'm not sure that i persuading

18:00

her i don't think it's working i don't think

18:02

see one

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the

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and pretty big why don't you think it's working

18:06

that like well the thing is

18:09

when corny came here for christmas he did

18:11

not like it

18:14

here at least us courtney

18:17

though that louisiana was

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new orleans so ,

18:21

is like culture party

18:24

palm trees see

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he did not fake a hundred degree

18:33

heat ninety percent humidity

18:35

it

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she did not think the strip

18:39

mall

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a pop out

18:42

courtney

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though her three reasons for

18:45

not wanting to move to louisiana are one

18:47

i don't want to to

18:50

i don't have don't have there and three it's

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so hot

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i mean

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feel bad especially when it was

18:58

like ninety two degrees today courtney

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i am with you how do you

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think that franny said like advise

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devin i

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mean if i'm franny

19:10

i would say a

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because i'm a deeply practical

19:15

person i'd be like cut

19:18

your losses i'm

19:24

trying to convince

19:25

someone

19:27

why they should be and a place

19:29

they

19:29

they wanna be so i would be like

19:32

okay bro cut your losses

19:34

find a louisiana girl who's already

19:37

acclimated to the he

19:38

and was like complain

19:40

for the rest of her life about how

19:43

you ruined her life by making their move

19:45

and move on

19:47

that's what i would that's what i would say

19:50

the changer advice to know

19:53

that courtney the other option is

19:55

to move back in with her parents in north

19:57

dakota where in december it's a negative

19:59

ten degrees

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there's the i guess this is where you find out on a sociopath

20:03

be

20:04

you know i'd be

20:06

like that's where you're from

20:08

your mom there

20:10

this clearly isn't gonna work if you don't

20:12

wanna be on a roof

20:13

melt many

20:16

other six

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months out of the your i actually don't know how long

20:20

it's hot in louisiana maybe you have my

20:23

own were yeah i would be no

20:25

on to realistic at the

20:27

last thing i'd want is for somebody to

20:29

be telling me why my home town

20:31

sucks every single day so

20:33

i'd be like

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have fun with the potatoes or whatever

20:36

they have in north dakota

20:39

talk to you later thanks for the

20:41

memory so

20:44

afraid he agrees with you any like

20:47

do not try to persuade this girl to

20:49

boot to louisiana like a we like

20:51

where we're from but see may not like

20:53

it then does not

20:55

follow this advice at all his

20:58

bags court needs had moved to live with

21:00

them he like gets another apartment

21:02

in like a cooler part of town it's closer

21:04

to franny this like maicer and bigger

21:06

and it's like courtney look he's

21:09

like if you move here we can

21:11

live in his apartment his can find you a job

21:13

we can be happy and what happy we can get can dog

21:15

and dog and that we can have everything he's ever

21:18

want

21:19

that sounds so nice and is

21:21

so sweetly optimistic

21:24

what is also

21:26

not

21:27

ever gonna work i

21:30

mean i don't know where this where this that like

21:33

a my heart of hard a hard some like

21:35

that so romantic but also

21:37

know

21:39

courtney sucker

21:42

move to the

21:42

that he immediately after graduation

21:45

the move in with that and she loves

21:47

living with that it right she's telling our friends

21:49

she's like he's great but i

21:52

hate

21:52

the south

21:53

she does not like the accents see

21:56

does not like the big oak trees the t

21:58

is sweet

21:59

because

21:59

sir

22:01

the gotta go to started by says and the checker

22:03

it's like oh a tip the death the haven't

22:06

a party inquiries like this is my

22:08

nightmare see like cannot

22:10

even understand when people used your

22:12

heart ironically oh see

22:15

now she just ah okay first home

22:17

glad i was right but now

22:20

we see i'm talking to

22:22

people about ships and dead

22:25

like a dream wasn't

22:28

i agree of life the only thing

22:30

that courtney like

22:31

are the drive through daiquiri sack

22:34

the know about

22:35

no i want

22:38

to

22:38

well i'm gonna tell you so in louisiana

22:41

you can have drive through daiquiri sharks

22:43

were it's like you just go through a drive through

22:45

any get a daiquiri and like they'd

22:47

have handed to you in a cop with a strong

22:49

and the way that they get around like open container

22:52

laws if you have to keep that hop paper

22:54

part

22:54

the strong a cop

22:57

incredible

22:58

incredible in your whatever flavor you want

23:01

incredible court allen make

23:03

make room for me i'm on my way

23:05

courtney like i like this

23:07

part this is the part i like

23:09

the drive through daiquiri yeah

23:12

the real problem is that like court these hobby

23:14

is it see the runner not

23:16

only a see a runner she's a distance runner

23:19

the when she came to visit a criminal

23:21

you to see same we

23:23

love money would have long distance as we all

23:25

about that

23:26

the

23:28

would you give a christmas it was like hot

23:31

but not like

23:32

the armor hi

23:34

right so every month it sees

23:36

their it's getting hotter

23:38

and hotter and hotter and she dislikes

23:40

is that like pool of sweat that accumulates

23:42

under your boobs eaters see like see

23:44

can't run outside by june there's like

23:46

no day that she can be outside

23:49

running and she's like setting and with her friends

23:51

on that running apps strawbale and

23:53

seats like all my friends are still

23:55

on the west coast like they're running and west coast

23:57

weather like the only person earning

24:00

less than her it's her friend who had a cel

24:02

surgeries she likes of ,

24:06

socks like it's too hot i can't

24:08

get a job that i like she's like

24:10

working one of those boutiques itself like giant

24:12

plastic or neon bubble necklaces

24:16

and like and you know that coasters that and slices

24:18

of marble see the like it when one of those

24:20

places and she's like i'm in a lose my

24:22

mind i

24:25

would love that they wanted

24:27

my gonna sounds like an asshole

24:29

really i did say okay

24:32

, i know you didn't let my

24:34

knowledge of that she

24:37

made that five months

24:39

all the way until like late june before

24:41

see starts to begin her campaign

24:42

in to move

24:44

she would i want another job

24:46

i want to on all year and

24:47

that her where the time so fucking small

24:49

that doesn't like i cannot move

24:52

like my plan for my life

24:54

is to take over my dad's roofing business

24:57

though he tells for any he's like he's like that she says

24:59

like still adjusting

25:02

sweet devon

25:04

france is like i don't think this girl's adjusting

25:07

and definitely like she just needs a job

25:09

if we can help her find a job then she can

25:12

be happy can you like helped [unk]

25:13

the find a job for courtney

25:16

your for any do you think you should help him

25:19

no because if i

25:21

love my friend i see

25:23

the writing the while i see the running

25:25

on the wall which is the third

25:28

courtney

25:30

that is not happy there's nothing

25:32

that can make her happy unless they can like

25:34

block out the fun

25:36

there's no way to play of the first then and

25:39

he's to say that the to the

25:41

chase

25:42

and bike letter go and

25:45

just like have their happy southern lives

25:47

so you the thing you

25:49

god about for any is eight heard dream

25:51

is for them both to inherit these companies and

25:53

keep where and she's afraid that

25:55

is see it doesn't help

25:58

courtney get a job at corny will leave and

25:59

david will be if oh right

26:02

okay

26:03

this seems like between the two

26:05

of us and are infinite family can accent

26:08

because we have lived here forever we can

26:10

find to this

26:10

the religion

26:12

the great guy a good court the a job

26:14

with like some big you know national corporation

26:17

and they get her a gym membership recession

26:19

run inside

26:20

okay or right

26:22

well now it courtney as like

26:24

traveling twice a month for work

26:26

see feeling a little better she's like

26:29

starting to acclimate

26:31

skinny little better it dressing for the south

26:33

right

26:34

okay with courtney

26:36

i'm sorry i doubted you

26:37

then we can january courtney get invited

26:40

to dinner

26:40

one of her coworkers

26:42

the come from dinner and she's like

26:44

walking up the stairs to her apartment complex

26:46

in the apartment complex he lets them at seven it's like one

26:48

of those new build like barely adult

26:51

apartments like one step up my

26:53

dorm right the ,

26:55

are like made of cardboard she is

26:58

because you just been at her friend's house

27:00

the starkness of like where she

27:02

lives and where her coworker lives

27:05

is very very loud

27:09

and so see comes in and she's like desert

27:13

i have figured out how

27:15

i can be happy here there

27:18

is little neighborhood that i was just

27:20

in on the north side of town and

27:22

i love it like i did not

27:24

think i could love anything in louisiana but i love

27:26

with this see , the neighborhood

27:28

it's close to the i made a leak you can

27:30

mold you can use a boat or you can

27:33

swim in the league league

27:35

league has league path around it

27:37

dislike fancy in public walk and jog

27:39

it's their water fountains everywhere

27:42

they're always like always softening sunset

27:44

they're like a few little late outdoor neighborhood

27:46

cats that lives there that she can to had

27:49

said that's all i would need

27:53

yeah and

27:54

there's a quote unquote drive through daiquiri

27:57

bar it's a walk

27:58

the real on this league source

27:59

the you like this neighborhood has

28:02

and for he said

28:05

pickup truck and immediately issues like not

28:07

will be have i found the neighborhood for us i found a house

28:10

i found a healthy can rent it's a three bedroom

28:13

two bath eighty hundred square foot town

28:15

house with hardwood floors and granite countertops

28:17

for the same amount of rent that we pay for this

28:19

terrible apartment pretty please can we

28:22

boobs this town

28:24

incredible what do you think

28:27

i want first while you had me

28:29

at stray cats ah ah

28:33

i don't think she said stray but straight

28:36

i would go to the place where the cats

28:38

around

28:38

they are i don't need a walk

28:40

through the athlete but i have three see

28:43

eight minutes existence i

28:45

love a marble town of i'm

28:48

okay i'd be and if i devon

28:50

and i really loved courtney and wanted to make it work

28:53

i would move okay devin

28:55

is also when his like only has a t

28:57

sand is that he really wants to buy a place

29:00

because they like that they live in louisiana is

29:02

twenty eleven see still like could buy

29:04

a house it wasn't me insane

29:06

each

29:08

it it a roofer right

29:10

so like every once in awhile he gets

29:12

like a snarky comment from a client's

29:14

it's like how could you even know how to do a roof

29:17

you don't have a house like you don't have

29:18

the roof

29:20

rude but there's no

29:23

real there's nothing for sale nothing this neighborhood

29:25

right like is very popular the

29:27

option the to rent a

29:30

crack he asks for any to friday's in

29:32

contracting he's like are there ever the house is available

29:34

here and she's like

29:35

no yeah

29:39

the devotees like you know a great we're gonna rent

29:42

the town house i want court need to be half

29:44

be it's like not quite on the lake but it's like

29:46

a few blocks away

29:49

and here

29:50

the he didn't like really subtle and

30:04

sometimes they have a problem in your life

30:06

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30:08

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30:10

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30:12

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30:14

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30:16

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31:31

very happily

31:32

three years isn't

31:35

or as a book club

31:36

devin franny start to actually like

31:39

line of succession over their family

31:41

businesses

31:42

so great

31:44

twenty five a house this

31:46

makes seven very jealous because

31:49

he's like my best friend has bought a

31:51

house so he is like always online

31:53

looking for houses and like showing into courtney

31:55

inquiries like i don't like it because i don't

31:57

wanna live this leave the neighborhood like it the

32:00

not matter what the hell

32:01

like right it could be a castle

32:03

and she's like nowhere

32:04

yeah see if like the thing is the castle

32:07

is not emotional support neighborhoods

32:09

and so i kidding i live there courtney

32:13

is like traveling more and more for work because

32:16

she's like good at her job she's barely

32:18

even in the townhouse fannie

32:20

has this new girlfriend so she can't

32:22

hang out with doesn't all the time anymore

32:24

and the town houses like a little far away from

32:26

where for any bought her house the

32:29

doesn't a site on the little lonely

32:31

to unload she's unload man who worth it if hands

32:33

for hands living so he's like

32:35

i need to be moving at all times

32:37

basically

32:38

have you with my own a house i could like

32:40

putter around and six things

32:42

but i don't and so now i'm just

32:44

like lonely and kind of bored

32:47

hi i mean it would

32:49

be a waste

32:51

of time and money but he could

32:54

do things and his run soul and

32:56

i mean why help a landlord but

32:58

yeah if you really needed to discuss

33:00

it's your hands he could he

33:03

could fix him want or house

33:06

more heat heard

33:07

i don't know do people have hobbies any

33:09

more

33:13

the could lead golf i'm and avoid

33:15

what's your men do i didn't like the data

33:18

hot it's

33:18

planning have only friends like

33:21

okay know

33:23

the for real if it were me i would just

33:26

there are so many show like

33:29

okay my girls gone so i

33:31

don't have to listen the whatever that

33:33

is happening i'm living in this

33:35

place it's cute but i can't do

33:37

anything in it i really would get

33:39

like deeply invested in

33:42

some lead nine season

33:44

tell of isn't so yes for

33:47

you and i with you because we don't need to be constantly

33:49

moving in

33:50

oh

33:52

my muscles would accuracy have

33:54

the only single happily my brain

33:57

the most of all i'd be like okay

33:59

the fbi they've gotten lazy

34:01

way and i would just watch shows and

34:04

drink daiquiri

34:05

obviously he fit fit except

34:07

then in is like i am gonna

34:09

get a hobby as a hobby i'm

34:11

gonna get his

34:12

the don't act

34:14

fix courtney upper the airport they go

34:16

to the pound and at the pound is

34:19

where they find potato potato

34:21

oh okay that's hey diode

34:23

a far

34:24

the alien separate makes and see is so

34:26

overweight the vet says

34:29

that potato is supposed to be forty pounds

34:31

potato with a

34:32

five pounds know

34:35

, potato the

34:37

desert islamic subgroup easy to be

34:39

but needs to move more

34:41

and so devon in court year like got

34:43

it and mostly devin is

34:45

like got it because he's the one

34:47

is always there

34:48

so every night as it is and goes

34:51

down they like locked potato

34:53

around the lake on

34:55

the weekend fail it gets a little factories

34:57

and it feels like a little treat every

35:00

day potato it's like feeling better

35:02

walking faster she is not

35:04

the way

35:06

okay the only one i

35:08

can relate potato for

35:11

latvia

35:12

the court you happy get you live in a townhouse

35:14

potatoes happy cause she's always walking around the

35:16

lake doesn't is not happy because

35:18

doesn't still wants to buy a house

35:20

there is like a house seats hole in his

35:22

will

35:23

hard to even in the overweight potato

35:25

cannot fail

35:26

perfect a couple of months

35:29

what is haunting devin is

35:32

this beautiful plot of land

35:34

on the other side of the league that has

35:36

like a lot of sure line and a nice

35:38

clearing for a house but no house

35:42

the for like six months they're making

35:44

this loop around the lake and seven is just

35:46

like staring at his empty property

35:48

and becoming

35:49

more and more resentful i

35:51

get

35:52

yeah it it makes sense he's

35:54

not according to see what let him buy a house

35:56

that he like he's not as it's like

35:59

neighborhood you've gotta everything mad

36:02

at the dog for setting eighty pounds

36:06

exactly

36:07

one day a drink see like a renting

36:09

renting ranting about the to franny and for

36:11

any insight

36:13

you're being rude

36:14

everyone make sacrifices like you

36:16

need to grow up

36:17

and devin flake of but i want to house

36:20

i have to have a house he goes

36:22

on this whole real where he like someone own

36:24

sat property that's perfect

36:27

and it has been there for the three years

36:29

that i've lived in this neighborhood and no one is building

36:31

on it's probably it belongs to the neighbor who

36:33

lives next door who already have a house like what have you need

36:35

to plan for it's not fair i wanted

36:39

okay up now i'm in a processes

36:41

by saying i don't know anything about

36:44

the anything but especially not

36:46

in this field

36:48

if i was funny and i had a contracting

36:50

business in this was like

36:52

my diaper body right like my best

36:54

band i would

36:57

build a house now i might

36:59

not be on our way but i'd be

37:02

like listen

37:03

i love you like weekend

37:05

let me find your plot of land and

37:07

i'll build it said courtney specifications

37:10

not going to be on the lake in

37:12

a vat a dump the i mean yeah

37:14

no that's gonna be my

37:15

there i wouldn't be i would build

37:18

my friend

37:19

the house so nice to somewhere

37:22

and , building houses for your friend frantically

37:27

like this shut up you don't know anything about building

37:29

about house but

37:30

that if this isn't me and

37:33

we didn't have like real life rules i

37:35

would build from a house and try to make them happy

37:38

so for any it like you're right in

37:40

the for and he is like a woman of action right

37:43

like she's like not taking

37:45

this shit she's like stop whining stop

37:48

being a brat like grow up

37:50

just go ask if you can buy

37:53

the irony

37:54

you may remember contractor we've been over

37:57

the something that i know about because i

37:59

am a creepy jer

37:59

the way that franny also knows about

38:02

is doomed and you may know about the see about property

38:04

appraiser like county records

38:07

nothing about it

38:08

okay so every county has

38:11

like property appraisers and you can go to your counties

38:13

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38:15

the feet and you can look up

38:17

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38:19

every plot of land how

38:22

okay thought feel not dangerous but okay

38:24

it good enough for

38:26

fannie it's like seven you

38:28

know

38:28

they you work in construction

38:31

are you doing the go to this account

38:33

go to this website find out

38:35

who owns it and

38:38

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38:40

think the on your writing a thesis about

38:42

that so he goes online he looks up who

38:44

have the he finds out of the person who owns it has

38:46

like another address listed where they probably

38:48

live because they're so house on that property

38:50

and he since and a letter

38:52

and here like hello

38:55

i love your property i'm

38:57

other facets of that inslee one of lived there for the

38:59

rest of our lives is beautiful we have to have

39:01

it please can we buy it i

39:03

love that easier

39:05

i mean

39:07

you really want something it's like

39:09

asking for it nicely

39:11

i mean it's mice feels like people

39:14

don't do that anymore no one writes letters

39:16

was for a very sweet

39:19

the owner of this proper he fall

39:21

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39:23

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39:27

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39:29

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39:32

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42:06

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42:11

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42:13

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42:19

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42:24

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42:26

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42:28

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42:31

courtney was like i do a movie

42:33

the way that this guy was gonna be april one see

42:35

like he's got not only the southern nosiness

42:38

but if there's also like a nimbyism

42:40

vibe

42:42

the first s inquiries like bad

42:46

then does not pick up on the that all seven

42:48

flights hello this is my girlfriend court me

42:50

we just bought this like we're going to build a house here

42:52

the next year so it's so nice to meet you blob of

42:54

autobots the

42:56

guinea me and becomes like full body tense

42:59

like his his eyes narrow he's

43:01

like well my name is bernard hi

43:04

and the eight away president of this neighborhood

43:07

and i did not know that this lot with for

43:09

sale

43:10

there's always a bernard isn't there

43:12

the cabin in if he does that take

43:14

this has she is so excited he is

43:16

like telling the love story of this

43:19

property right he's like i was sick

43:21

for years i wrote this love letter courtney

43:23

is like pinching the back of his arm to drink get

43:25

him to stop when doesn't

43:27

finally finishes his story bernard

43:29

goes well when you decide

43:32

to sell it as let me know

43:35

that for you have like ominous

43:37

legit the horror story your some one

43:39

you decide to sell it the houses and even

43:41

built yet and bernard

43:44

as

43:44

yeah i mean i would feel

43:46

like bernard is gonna do

43:48

the thing to way

43:49

or if i build a house

43:52

here it would be haunted obviously

43:55

i watched too many movies

43:56

these ah no i

43:59

feel and extremely nervous

44:01

and warned me or

44:03

told me told tell them when i was in

44:05

a cellar saying i had just bought

44:08

i would immediately are have a

44:10

paranoid spiral

44:12

yeah you and courtney are now either

44:14

i court and is like lethal

44:16

december building a house and he asked if he

44:18

could buy it that bad news

44:20

she's like on top of that decides

44:23

that eight away president and he has

44:25

lived next to an empty lot

44:27

for a decade and now we're

44:29

going to come in and build a house like this

44:31

is a nightmare

44:34

hernia devin are like you need to chill

44:37

they're like we work in construction

44:39

this is not a real problem though

44:41

there's drama like this all the time people

44:44

are always all bulk and know by a lake

44:47

usually the biggest problem with h

44:49

always is

44:50

the gators

44:51

right like when you can be there constructing

44:53

your house or like it's annoying but

44:55

lake

44:56

hi everything will be

44:58

hi they are wrong everything

45:01

is not

45:01

the

45:06

a few months pass it is now december

45:08

okay it may

45:10

be time corny and desert who are

45:12

like largely lights by their other future

45:15

neighbors have been added to it

45:16

if a group for the neighborhood so they're

45:18

learning that's never good

45:21

oh my god

45:22

then one moral of this show it's that facebook

45:25

is

45:26

that

45:28

for their learning from this

45:30

group like all kinds of haiti

45:32

drama that exists in each awaits

45:34

right like there's drama that what you can play

45:36

in your yard and what you can't there's

45:38

drama about what size pool you can

45:40

have

45:41

they're all the learning that they're all these weird

45:43

restrictions right like you can't air

45:45

b and b your house there are no hot tubs

45:47

allowed you can't like use your boat

45:49

too close to shore they're like no unsanctioned

45:51

doc freighters is on and on and on just like all

45:53

this huge way

45:55

around in december when devin decides

45:57

that he wants

45:58

the appellate court me

45:59

he goes into this group of neighbors

46:02

and he is like high it can anyone

46:04

like help me i'm gonna need some extra

46:06

hands

46:07

they're all like yes and they're

46:09

all so helpful billie help him

46:11

get flowers and lights definitely

46:14

builds a full loading dock

46:17

oh my god how do you do that no idea

46:19

he would feel that dot the can just go like out

46:22

into the lake once you're standing on eight hundred as

46:24

work very

46:24

the unclear to me it seems very dangerous

46:28

bernardi silent about all this so he is like

46:30

we're good the any and a neighbor's

46:32

like put up a bunch acute staff writers like

46:34

those a balloon things that float on the water

46:36

and light up rates with like gorgeous

46:39

felix sater flowers everywhere

46:42

he hires a photographer on

46:44

their night we walk over there he legal

46:46

leave courtney on this new floating

46:48

talk that he's built and like a bunch

46:50

of her friends and family are there

46:53

some of her friends like even i

46:55

know some of her friends even like flu and as a surprise

46:58

as though he asked her to marry him and see a court

47:00

says yes she's thrilled

47:02

hi my into it and seven

47:04

i mean

47:06

i feel bad for saying that he should have dumped

47:08

her when she because

47:12

he's clearly as like obscured

47:14

sweetheart and like

47:15

i love the bears than i love it she

47:18

came around i am still definitely

47:20

nervous for one the bottoms gonna fall

47:23

out of this story by

47:25

love is real unfeeling

47:27

romantic i'm feeling like warm and

47:29

fuzzy

47:30

gray your it is nice is

47:32

a great night failing everyone has a great time

47:35

metering sitting on the property it's marvelous

47:38

because wear a sweater and how they're like oh we're going what

47:40

to brunch with courtney friend sexy

47:42

rights begin at brighton early nine

47:44

am bilic opening the door they're

47:47

tasked to the door of their townhouse where they

47:50

are still renting is a letter

47:52

here we go

47:53

the letter read the whom it may

47:55

concern dot are

47:57

for bit in on the lake without

48:00

prior approval and permission

48:02

you had neither because

48:04

your property does not have a house on it it cannot

48:06

even be approved for a doc the

48:09

dark as it is build is a safety

48:11

hazard and must be removed immediately

48:13

or we'll be forced to take legal action in

48:15

addition the flowers you are scattered

48:18

are non indigenous is as area and pose

48:20

a threat to the local ecosystem please remove

48:22

them at once sincerely bernard

48:24

a to a president what

48:27

a fortune hater bernard

48:30

gonna take the dot down right oh

48:33

god

48:35

the why understand how easily was were

48:37

i don't really understand

48:40

with this seems legally absolutely

48:42

not and league and neither do courtney

48:44

or death and really they're like a

48:46

than have jurisdiction wouldn't

48:49

need to

48:50

yeah i'd have no idea

48:52

what do you think they should do in this

48:54

scenario where he has demanded they

48:56

they're doctor

48:57

well

48:58

hi i'm a coward

49:00

and terrified

49:03

of the law so i would immediately

49:06

i wouldn't i mean i don't know that i'd

49:08

go pick up

49:09

right pedal the fact that

49:13

would i certainly breakdown the dot

49:16

i might hide all evidence

49:19

and cross my fingers that

49:21

like there's no eight or way police

49:23

that would come like drag me out my house

49:25

for my my proposal back

49:29

courtney and doesn't are like they

49:31

also agree that you to take down the dark

49:33

like they're like this seems to like a battle

49:36

that we do not want to fight and they also

49:38

know in the back of their head that they're going to have to get

49:40

housing like proposals

49:42

approved by the h away to

49:45

, their house so

49:47

they're like weekend not make enemies

49:49

over a temporary

49:51

loading dock

49:53

they removed the dock that take up the flowers

49:57

in january it's funny a penis admit

49:59

the plans

49:59

for their house to the a chilly

50:02

the week later

50:03

they get a letter back

50:05

their plan for been denied they cannot build

50:07

their house because their houses a two story building

50:09

that is the basis of that i'll

50:13

the new

50:15

that the am bernard

50:19

by free , and devin

50:21

both work in construction so friendly

50:23

it's like that is absolutely

50:26

not a thing like there are other houses

50:28

in this neighborhood that have to stories and the way that

50:30

each we laws work is if one person you had a

50:32

that everyone can have it into

50:34

she's like they can't deny you

50:36

on this like there must be some reason

50:38

they don't want you to do it and

50:40

gordy's like i'll tell you the reason bernard doesn't want us to have

50:42

us to

50:42

there

50:45

they redo their designs in march they

50:47

submit another said

50:48

dry for the a to act

50:50

thirty a path nothing

50:52

another thirty days has nothing

50:55

to hello

50:56

after sixty days they

50:58

have not heard

50:59

that for me h away

51:03

there's some laws i don't understand but what the laws

51:05

say is that if you haven't heard back from the a

51:07

two way and thirty days you

51:09

move forward with your construction oh

51:12

great

51:13

what he repeated

51:15

well

51:18

but

51:19

i do like

51:21

they should build the house

51:23

but also

51:24

there's a pardon me that's like oh bernard

51:27

that's gonna like said it on fire in

51:29

the middle of the night before whatever

51:31

reason he decided he has he has

51:33

against these people keep going

51:36

to like messed up their plan

51:38

clearly it has

51:40

absolutely no tolerance for bernard and see

51:43

of like we waited sixty days i want to build

51:45

this house i don't give a shit about the a to

51:47

a i'm getting permits were laying the foundation

51:49

we're moving forward this house is now in progress

51:52

yeah that righteous lesbian energy

51:54

that's what i'm talking about mississippi it's

51:56

march later going they're

51:58

going to town in the house the current of in our building

52:01

the bathhouse has ever existed and for awhile

52:04

everything is quiet except for the hammering on the how

52:07

then

52:08

on christmas eve

52:09

though we're now what nine months after

52:12

they broken ground in this house there is a big

52:14

or not

52:15

commodore other downtown

52:18

them and courtier getting ready to go out to dinner with seven philly

52:20

be his script the seat courtney is like midway

52:22

through putting her earrings and when she opened

52:25

sit or up so you like still holding an earring

52:27

in her hand would see x them

52:29

cease and desist letter from

52:32

a lawyer because

52:34

they started building without a to everyone

52:38

hum

52:41

christmas eve

52:46

i mean

52:48

what if i'm being honest if this

52:50

with me the minute i felt a little

52:52

static from bernard that first time

52:54

i'd be like

52:56

wheaton fuck this weird

52:58

not linear but at this point

53:00

like now we just gotta fight or be like

53:02

for to than , six get

53:05

over here with a bath and let's let's

53:07

see who wins be

53:11

having him back from my level

53:16

we don't will have a lot of one

53:18

do regular fly denied me like you

53:20

get one weapon i you one weapon no guns

53:22

and let them win

53:24

okay didn't basically we're devon

53:27

and for any are they like you know

53:29

a know about this that

53:31

they know that they haven't done anything wrong they're

53:34

like if anything the asia wade

53:36

is something wrong by not responding to our

53:38

plans so lifelike we fine

53:41

and courtney is like yes people do

53:43

things all the time that are find any

53:45

still get tied up in court for years

53:47

for doing nothing wrong courtney

53:50

which is a sudden we're say it like to i even wanna

53:52

live in my perfect neighborhood any more

53:54

like what is the point if i can't

53:56

get a house built with a roofer and

53:58

the contractor on

53:59

the like who can get a house built

54:02

here

54:03

me is like need breakdown

54:06

right franny doesn't have gone off somewhere to

54:08

discuss their plant seeds of lose against

54:10

righties like it's over for her really

54:13

haven't come back and they are serious and

54:16

they have a folder side

54:18

the folder is intel

54:20

that they have to hazardous the

54:23

intel is

54:24

one

54:26

they have found out that bernard sued

54:28

another homeowner across the lake

54:30

last year because he put in a life that

54:32

he didn't

54:33

oh

54:34

and he threw that me and for fifty thousand dollars

54:37

of mine time what

54:41

is bernard damn lives

54:44

they have also found out the

54:47

bernard actually bought his property

54:50

from free any his dad at during

54:52

the recession and free

54:54

and his dad like cut him a deal

54:57

so that he could pay for in his dad

54:59

back instead of having to like get a more

55:01

his through the bank in the worst

55:03

after see this is why you can't

55:05

do anything experts

55:13

but now they're like we have a strategy

55:16

right there like franny his dad

55:18

was really nice to disguise franny

55:21

his dad will simply call bernard

55:23

and six our problem

55:26

loving this is gonna work

55:28

i absolutely do not unless

55:31

framing god is terrifying

55:35

in some way these

55:37

are for the regular nicer

55:40

no dice but if he's like scary

55:43

maybe it's a

55:45

problem is that crannies out of the rest

55:47

of your ice death so far housing yard

55:51

bernard did not care

55:56

forty six months

55:58

kevin is like on and off

55:59

the phone with lawyers

56:01

still hemorrhaging money on

56:04

his rental properties and

56:06

building a house

56:07

to hide and kevin is

56:09

furious the lawyers are like confident

56:12

they're like you know some couple in idaho they

56:14

put up two hundred thousand and christmas lights and got sued

56:16

by their eight away and one so like you guys

56:18

should be fine and corneas like we didn't put

56:21

up two hundred thousand could simply if we

56:23

want to build that now

56:27

everyone friday they're going back and forth

56:30

foods like insane drama everyone

56:32

is miserable except for potato who's getting

56:34

the more walks the oil will be so that was

56:37

no

56:38

i forgot about little to say

56:40

though one

56:42

year after buying their land

56:45

house is still got done seven

56:47

takes potato for his walk by

56:49

himself because court is uptown yeah

56:52

like wow they're like the a lot more stray

56:54

cats and i remember there being

56:57

the right that's weird

56:58

the we like our courtney other nightly phone call greece

57:01

like i haven't noticed it but

57:03

courtney has memorized the a to a him

57:05

but they'll see knows that it

57:07

is forbidden to feed the streets that

57:10

see but you know maybe if bernard

57:12

is doing that we have something on him

57:15

i don't know i'm vexed subset

57:18

of the lawyers are like

57:20

are like know dude that's like a pretty weak argument

57:23

is that the men may or may not be

57:25

feeding street cat like this is

57:27

a dead end were stuck in this legal battle

57:30

i am feeling i'm nervous

57:32

about potential cat murder

57:35

i'm also

57:37

i'm feeling nervous that bernard's

57:39

dinner

57:40

level up in some terrifying

57:42

way ah i'm

57:45

also going sort of like

57:47

why didn't anybody

57:49

reached the point truly where they were like

57:51

left gabi bernard that i'm yeah

57:56

i could

57:58

what i would add on a fled why

57:59

they started the revenge part of

58:02

this operation yeah the

58:04

i okay so guess as two months

58:06

before the house is done

58:08

for any devin or like on the roof

58:11

what are they doing i don't know some construction

58:13

thank their on the roof doing the construction thing

58:16

really is like okay

58:18

who weird things are happening one

58:20

that there are a lot of stray cats and they're

58:22

all in bernard's like area like

58:24

in his back in front yard she's like to

58:27

what's that behind his teeth over there oh my

58:29

god it's a hot tub up

58:34

up up up up bernard feeding

58:36

kasem so can minister

58:39

i get all that away roulette

58:41

quickly

58:42

the radio devin obviously take

58:44

a picture they send it to court either

58:46

like this is why he didn't want us to have a two

58:48

story house because from the roof

58:50

we can see this oh

58:53

alive

58:54

the course

58:55

it's not about that is right it's about his secret

58:57

hot tub all this about

58:59

a hard time with all this about

59:01

hotter

59:04

i feel like

59:05

i mean

59:07

the not a lawyer or a mediator

59:10

i feel like there's a little deal to be made

59:13

like guys are you

59:15

can build your house

59:17

the rounds that's all my heart

59:19

young people bullies and green

59:21

the palms anymore yeah apparently

59:24

hundred

59:24

are you think baby where is that he

59:26

gets upset okay

59:29

doesn't suffer any better they discuss

59:31

it devon and corey discuss it courtney

59:33

and franny discuss it every one is in a discuss

59:36

in tornado was they decide

59:39

he didn't best to let lawyers talk

59:42

to lawyers we will tell the lawyers

59:44

and we will let them

59:45

october nine four years

59:49

that's very mature

59:51

then

59:52

that in case as usual n b n

59:54

to go to sleep he wakes up in the middle that i

59:56

he posts on the a three facebook group wondering

59:59

what the rules

59:59

exactly are on a hot tubs

1:00:02

i know bernard has one so i was wondering what

1:00:04

size exactly we're allowed to have it he hit

1:00:06

says

1:00:10

the we we devon

1:00:13

his own worst enemy

1:00:15

are

1:00:17

we can imagine create chaos

1:00:20

bernard is furious but also

1:00:23

the group chat is furious right

1:00:25

people are bringing up feuds that go back ten

1:00:27

years right there like when i would let me have my heart

1:00:29

have at this point bernard pets to me signs in his yard

1:00:31

blah blah blah us one woman it's like there's

1:00:34

so many stray cats in bernard's yard that

1:00:36

like i had to call animal control to com

1:00:38

like round some of them up a

1:00:40

whole know this know this like works

1:00:42

the group up the most right there like not only

1:00:44

does bernard have a hot tub which is against the

1:00:46

rules he is also feeding the stray cats

1:00:48

which is also against the rules like two

1:00:51

strikes you're out in the h away the group

1:00:53

with out courtney or devin in

1:00:55

pittsburgh know hard as a h awaits

1:00:57

as citizens now

1:00:59

i love this okay they

1:01:02

make you remove his hot tub they demand

1:01:04

he thought cd with cats bernard

1:01:06

it has been saying

1:01:07

so

1:01:12

much so

1:01:13

they wouldn't quality and dad and finally

1:01:15

move into their house has the added twenty nineteen

1:01:17

they only lived there for three days before

1:01:20

bernard put a sign up for sale

1:01:22

sign it

1:01:22

front of his house

1:01:24

oh my

1:01:26

the

1:01:29

i wouldn't you think there

1:01:34

were so many

1:01:35

i'm in this was seven

1:01:38

eight years am that

1:01:41

this could have been worked out that

1:01:43

there could have been as secret deal

1:01:46

neither

1:01:47

there could have been an agreement and

1:01:49

now all of these cats have been

1:01:51

bernard now

1:01:54

courtney and devin

1:01:56

they have been wasting all this

1:01:58

rat money to they couldn't build their

1:01:59

wow

1:02:01

yeah i mean it's mostly by

1:02:04

bomber but also like what is

1:02:06

bernard

1:02:07

the problem who

1:02:10

do you think the villain of the story is

1:02:13

the

1:02:15

wow

1:02:19

this is hard

1:02:21

ah man

1:02:23

hi peter i why the hard

1:02:25

well

1:02:27

com you wanna say bernard right

1:02:29

between like

1:02:30

you clearly

1:02:33

the an asshole yeah i'm aneurysm

1:02:36

won't let me say courtney season

1:02:38

though the

1:02:42

part of the reason that working

1:02:43

in the first place so i'm gonna

1:02:45

gavin

1:02:51

he should

1:02:53

have went old girl stay in north dakota

1:02:56

remember government announced by or california

1:02:59

wherever a worse he wants it to people

1:03:02

have added percent franny bill in

1:03:04

a different sound said none

1:03:06

on his leg he never would have met bernard

1:03:09

yet devin seven

1:03:17

i do as i did think they were a

1:03:19

couple places you could come down of that i did

1:03:21

not a

1:03:21

today of so

1:03:23

semi retired too obvious

1:03:26

whatever it is about the nice personality

1:03:28

his or other h away people

1:03:30

have than letting him get away with that for

1:03:32

this long they would have never

1:03:35

had to meet bernard is

1:03:37

devon had been strong enough to get

1:03:39

his house wherever franny had

1:03:41

her house and that he visited next door

1:03:44

neighbors and business partners

1:03:46

and he would have never had to know about any

1:03:48

of this

1:03:50

right a

1:03:52

lot of the wrong answer but it's the funniest

1:03:54

one so i'm gonna i'm gonna that

1:03:56

there's one more thing oh

1:03:59

it would suffer through

1:04:03

though it courtney ship trainees girlfriend

1:04:05

a birthday present and it was like really nice

1:04:08

greatly glow handmade

1:04:09

like from etsy

1:04:11

and then a couple weeks later like see

1:04:13

accidentally sent another package suffering

1:04:15

his girlfriend right you know sometimes like your

1:04:17

as he gets myself in the new actually learn something to

1:04:19

someone else young and court you like

1:04:21

oh my god i'm so sorry i just like sits the wrong

1:04:23

address praised often like no problems

1:04:25

with some get it whenever you want site squirting

1:04:28

doesn't get it for any his girlfriend of until

1:04:30

fannie nobody thinks about this again

1:04:32

night because stuff like this happens all the time one

1:04:36

night during the pandemic when

1:04:38

the four of them courtney devin franny

1:04:40

and for any girlfriend were in their little pod

1:04:42

right they're all dislike drinking courtney

1:04:45

little bit drunk leans over seas like the

1:04:48

you wanna know what i had set to your house i

1:04:51

for effective friend's girlfriend is like i don't

1:04:53

even know

1:04:54

what you're talking about

1:04:56

why nobody's on you as and

1:04:58

she's like oh remember i like as if you're hurting

1:05:00

of nice if funding l

1:05:03

pretty rough and it's like kind of

1:05:05

like thousand in significant part of my life

1:05:07

so i have no memory of that but i do kind

1:05:09

of remember it courtney is

1:05:11

like laughing so hard that he can't breathe he

1:05:14

took that out what see sent to frame

1:05:17

is crawford's her with catnip

1:05:19

seats

1:05:21

hello or of weeks

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