It's like an episode of 'Noble Blood After Dark.' I want to say 'what the f*** did I just hear' but that wouldn't be fair to the production team. Instead, I shall go with 'what the f*** had happened' because sure, absurdity is abound when you have that much money, power, and insecurity, but.... Yeah. I can appreciate Dana Schwartz's attempts to be tactful even if there was only so much she can do in the face of *gestures wildly* that.