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0:01

Hey. Everyone welcome to this week's episode

0:04

of Fish! Before we get going, we

0:06

have a very exciting announcement Anna. Thank

0:09

them! Are announcement is that are

0:11

steamed Colleague Andrew Hunter Murray famous

0:14

podcast a Comedian Galore Doesn't say

0:16

that he's also a published author.

0:19

I'm sure you've read. His first

0:21

two novels, which were brilliant thrillers, he's written

0:23

a third which is so much fun. So

0:25

far I'm only about quarter the way

0:27

through a lot of perhaps this is

0:30

look he didn't that me. The proof

0:32

on Time is fantastic is called a

0:34

beginner's guide to breaking and Entering is

0:36

really fun. It's got elements of comedy.

0:38

It's core elements of thrilla in it.

0:40

So far, I really love the main

0:42

character because he's doing something I can

0:45

really imagine myself doing in life. don't

0:47

just believe us. It's been complimented by

0:49

The Guardian, which says it has a

0:51

propulsive plot and ingenious narrator lashings of

0:53

intrigue making it a genuine and thoroughly.

0:55

Enjoyable Page turner, The Sunday Times is

0:57

called a hugely entertaining laugh out loud,

0:59

funny and impossible to put down down.

1:01

Thrive. What do you say? Well, I

1:04

actually am a third of the way through

1:06

the book and I I only psychic A

1:08

absolutely gets better after the first quarter. So

1:10

what do the you want? your books great

1:12

in the first quarter and then accelerating to

1:14

an even better place you go to get

1:16

a beginner's guide to breaking and entering. It

1:18

is the story of a guy who breaks

1:20

into the second homes of the wealthy. He

1:22

lives in them. They don't know it. He

1:25

steals nothing for one day after he accidentally

1:27

bumped into a group of people who also

1:29

do the same thing. They witnessed a murder

1:31

and they get embroiled in a thing that.

1:33

They can't escape and as well as comedy

1:35

capers to just get further and further into

1:37

the chaos of it. If you've read Richard

1:40

Osmonds the Thursday Murder Club series, this is

1:42

the perfect accompaniment. To it is comedy. It's

1:44

thriller page turner. You're gonna love it. So

1:46

go to your local book shop. Or any

1:48

online bookseller all amazon. Look up a

1:50

beginner's guide to breaking and entering by

1:53

Andrew on Muddy Now. Okay, on

1:55

with the podcast. Own with the show.

2:13

How. Are you. Know

2:16

how to fish A weekly podcast

2:18

here. For the To I offices in

2:20

Holborn Money Or-schreiber I'm sitting here with

2:23

Anna to since he James Harden and

2:25

Andrew Hunter Murray and once again we

2:27

have gathered round the microphones with our

2:29

for favorite fact from the last seven

2:31

days and in no particular order here

2:33

we go. Starting with Fact Number One

2:36

that is. Jane. Okay, my

2:38

fat this week is that

2:40

children's author Margaret Weis Brown

2:42

died from doing and over

2:44

enthusiastic can can kick. I

2:47

played. I think that having read up on

2:49

her she would like that we lost to

2:51

fled Iran. I I think so desolate, so.

2:54

Is. There and under Tds the can can

2:56

kick as as Alianza he as my by

2:58

this is a new Madrid other my money

3:00

back. Early got both.

3:03

A nice addition is due to you for trying

3:05

surrounded. Us

3:07

disgusted I make up a really

3:09

long banner that says it says

3:11

with no not Realize Brown is most

3:14

famous for a children's book called

3:16

Goodnight Moon. She's ran lots of others

3:18

but this is the biggie. I why

3:20

likes by this is in this

3:22

podcast. The. Number of times I've

3:25

the a book out because we talk about

3:27

the author and I've got about twenty five

3:29

percent of the way through and never for

3:31

this analysis. Probably the first time I've gone

3:33

through the whole, but I managed to finish

3:35

all one hundred and forty A swear that

3:38

I had been very good as a pages

3:40

as a cell phone inside. Ah, that was

3:42

the Buckeye read. Yeah, it's very short book.

3:44

Actually, the first may be the first of

3:46

those polled books know the gifts, children. Yeah,

3:48

apparently was the first of those, but see,

3:50

unfortunately, died in nineteen fifty two. She just

3:53

had emergency surgery on. Either an

3:55

ovarian cyst or an inflamed appendix,

3:57

depending on what you read. Ah

3:59

and see. Ready to leave

4:01

the hospital and be carried as she

4:03

said in a sedan chair by for

4:05

of the village Boys suffer through a

4:07

health have to say that was cigarettes.

4:09

Com bless Applets who showed the medical

4:11

staff that she was in good health.

4:13

She kicks up her leg tongue can

4:15

style and she had a blood clot

4:17

dislodge that blacked out and never died

4:19

again according to what I read. died

4:22

instantly. He acts as Jaime I came

4:24

to just out. It's sad obviously but

4:26

that's how I would love to. God's

4:28

gonna count Com. Is

4:30

a good way to go. I think it is got

4:32

to go thought Aids yeah from his you were younger

4:34

youngsters forty take the and seen that she was. the

4:36

other cool thing about this she was on her way

4:38

to meet. I think her lover yeah

4:40

one of the junior Rockefellers, pick her up

4:42

in a boat and sail away to Tunisia

4:44

with up your he was on as he

4:46

was on his way on the boat as

4:49

yeah suicides, In.was Maybe the saddest thing

4:51

is that she'd had a very on

4:53

the he loved life and she'd met

4:55

this guy filthy year before things and

4:57

I was reading a bit of a

4:59

biography of her that he wrote many

5:01

many years later and a he was

5:03

so of the sea so enough with

5:05

her and seats had finally found Loves

5:07

Allies and then yes bomb he was

5:09

nicknamed pedal the it was a Still

5:11

James Stillman Rockefeller Jr. And.

5:13

He was. You knew he was twenty four. Yo.

5:16

Soy boy. He later married a descendant of

5:18

the Carnegie's so it's a real powerhouse couple

5:20

that the Rockefellers on the Carnegie's in their

5:22

com nagging thought league is. I would say

5:24

maybe the aren't to come up to of

5:27

of our faith or for shit so. That's

5:31

not how you bags the magazine compliment

5:34

and then a backhanded compliment was was

5:36

a baby jokes he should say i

5:38

love you sir I saw six people

5:40

wearing an earlier tonight all vascular the

5:42

President. Of.

5:45

The yet mother was Brown was a absolute

5:48

legend on a gal she was and she

5:50

sort of over. The fact is is that

5:52

sees often referred to as almost like a

5:54

Hollywood dame likes he was going round and

5:57

high class parties. she was doing the weirdest

5:59

of stuff. Socially And

6:01

that. Sounds nice

6:03

to see how things like the bird brain club

6:05

which do with the club where the decision was

6:07

anyone who was part of it. if they said

6:09

on the day it's Christmas you have to go

6:11

over and celebrate Christmas a fun idea is great

6:14

I got now it's it's highest some idea of

6:16

fact that it's a fun idea the first two

6:18

times you do it and even by the third

6:20

time it's and I am I think it was

6:22

in lively. I'm sure some people were kicked out

6:24

of a Christmas club or the effort by by

6:26

for brain size eight empty could run the fast

6:28

as a dog that we go. With

6:31

stuck in Iraq right now is a catheter

6:33

out of every right. Well she was an

6:35

avid i've written in one as she was

6:37

a lifelong beagles. He was actually be glad

6:40

that I'm which is where you trace has

6:42

on foot and you have led a beagle

6:44

dogs with you and supposedly she was noted

6:46

for her both he to keep pace with

6:48

running beagle. Her relationship with rabbits gets intense

6:50

when as he's an author because he published

6:52

a book which was called Little for a

6:55

Family The illustrator the same guy Gasoline see

6:57

to the illustrations for Charlotte's Web. She had

6:59

a first print. Run a seventy five thousand

7:01

copies for this book and each edition of

7:03

it was wrapped entirely in the for of

7:05

a New Zealand rabbit Know, yeah, I don't

7:08

believe what they all ones that she caught

7:10

herself while. You

7:13

have no idea. So nice in the

7:15

story with no a brother. Ryan Lindley

7:17

was because of us really starts his

7:19

called Marat Oppenheim Who you might know

7:22

this like it's like a teacup with

7:24

a rabbit saw on the inside. On

7:26

the outside that losing another as in

7:29

the Museum of Modern Art in New

7:31

York is evident on it was the

7:33

first Surrealist thing that they bought. But

7:36

yet ceased decided she would do her

7:38

own thing with bucks and make them

7:40

really sorry. The seventy four, Seventy nine

7:42

thousand a mad. Down he mentioned the

7:44

haven't read good Night means that you India

7:46

where as I am. As someone who reads

7:49

every single night, Muddle said that the main

7:51

character not is also rabbit. Yeah, that nobody's

7:53

rabbits. So cunning that this about her. I

7:55

look at that completely differently now every page

7:58

way see the old rabbit and. In

8:00

chair Fantastic. But we should say so.

8:02

Gallagher is pretty got a slight one of the

8:04

first ones that just was like slightly weird and

8:07

just rhyming stuff. I'm yeah it's just a little

8:09

by going to bed until the stuff in the

8:11

room in a good Mike Fox a good mother

8:13

thought the out old I just very gentle of

8:16

lulling for time I'm sure I was reddit lotsa

8:18

think by see also didn't like children as well

8:20

as not like he'd rather see my kind of

8:22

where's the make a buck about Roberts for children

8:24

of you don't like either of those. The axial

8:27

to get another book which had a print run

8:29

of eighty thousand which we could hardly. Wraps

8:31

to sit in a spider. As

8:34

he said in an article for Life

8:36

Magazine said, I don't especially like children

8:39

and in another note, someone see roads,

8:41

how many children have you got? I

8:43

have fifty bucks. Nostalgia

8:45

Yeah that she saw the fuck her

8:47

now. They are less trouble. Have you seen all

8:49

the Easter Eggs? And Goodnight Nine! This. Is what

8:52

happens when you have rather ever hundred times now I

8:54

have. I know that again you are. With

8:57

on come on So tell me to say

8:59

with Les Miserables like of I'm really not

9:01

ago the. Did he has

9:03

only get the illustrated Doesn't slow. I won't give it away.

9:05

They can separate but if you do not copy it, look

9:07

at the clock. On every page and

9:09

look at the moon to go

9:11

backwards. know it all like memento

9:13

thousand lousy. Signs that a lot into a

9:15

disguise forwards just. I saw it as a you know

9:17

that it takes an hour and ten minutes to get

9:20

this rabbit? To. Sleep online when you will have with.

9:22

With is us a long time for Hamlet that

9:24

the Earth on the bedside table What he think

9:26

the book on the bedside table is. Is it

9:28

the book itself? Doesn't

9:32

matter if I mean still innovating all these

9:34

years later, she wrote a book She said

9:36

in a sort of fifteen to twenty minute

9:38

period. Not. The first draft and

9:40

then The Marauders time. Yeah, you're not going

9:42

on down a path at At Suffer as

9:44

I say, for fifteen to twenty minutes of

9:46

the first draft and then it takes her

9:48

between one and two years for the second.

9:51

or are. So you got not gonna sit

9:53

there on. Out.

9:56

Of the at, it's hard. It's hard

9:58

to talk about the. The great things

10:00

you did with royalties the zone area

10:02

mother was from gave the royalties every

10:05

single one of her books. Are

10:07

basically. And her entire estate. She said. I leave

10:09

it all to the third little nine year old

10:11

boy who lives next door I'm friendly with. and

10:13

it I've I'm forty. Nothing's going happen

10:15

to me. I'll probably take the well when I

10:17

gained dependence or whatever. Anyway, President Ice two years

10:20

later I into his i see dies so and

10:22

also good my mom was on the it was

10:24

not selling big anymore. was probably gonna go out

10:26

of prince only. Obviously never been out

10:29

of print. So million copies and he was called

10:31

Albert Park about the time he was twenty one

10:33

of a seventy five thousand dollars waiting for him.

10:36

Unfortunately, He had become bit

10:38

of a. Tear. Away.

10:40

I am a bit of a veteran that

10:42

or out and have a road bad to

10:45

read. joy riding vandalism isn't very very naughty

10:47

boy out of school for side sold out

10:49

So yeah and he had this bizarre life

10:51

where he was always broke and getting into

10:54

trouble being arrested and banged up and then

10:56

every as publishers what they write have no

10:58

two million quid my life is like that.

11:00

lots how lots to remember have been so

11:02

like.in Vienna earn their hand at the key

11:05

was like when the last three plus ah

11:07

said okay I'm so very nice guys are

11:09

policies assess things like. He won a

11:11

load of money on the lottery and then just

11:13

spent all within like two years or something. And

11:16

he was and all that supplied says be the

11:18

bit of a road Riley's like that but that

11:20

if then once he started only won the lottery.

11:22

It. As the

11:24

as exactly that first initial batch money that he

11:26

got he game lot to his parents which is

11:29

nice to get thirty five thousand to his parents

11:31

had to buy four thousand on clothes for him

11:33

in his two brothers the a two brothers and

11:35

then he bought a Chevy Impala. Soon as he

11:37

took it out of the the salt got smashed

11:39

into immediately density it. On saw his fault

11:41

no but I read an interview with him where he

11:44

was sort of saying look yes I've done bad things

11:46

are also just like path things to happen all the

11:48

time that throw me in infancy ways and some of

11:50

his such a weird details if I he had a

11:53

dented car and fourteen pairs of alligator shoes. that's all

11:55

he had in life and then the next check comes

11:57

in and the only thing he kept with him

11:59

wherever he. Is the will you keep the

12:01

will make inroads com. Yelling indices and

12:04

a naked wearing alligators. Another. Thing

12:06

eliminating aware like see was put

12:08

in rabbit some her books. And

12:11

he was for in alligators on his feet. This.

12:13

Is like the least speak and sites with. That

12:16

assessment. Of I dismissed her love life earlier which

12:18

was against North of the Your Mother. when you're really

12:20

into the picture, this old lady. Is icing

12:22

these books are the name Sounds

12:24

old this net Margaret Weis Brown

12:27

sound like plays yeah. I further

12:29

not in an eye on twenty that amount. Of them are

12:31

a name. Margaret is now a more old fashioned

12:33

limiting of first So you have to say what?

12:35

My answer Margaret ago and she's very cool. Yeah.

12:40

I'm sensing of life or your mom.

12:43

And so did Motorway Brown and M

12:45

C went out with a woman called

12:48

Michael Strange and he's a nice to

12:50

the I let the L a times

12:52

in my son to to describe Michael

12:54

Strange as a rice and a form

12:57

of limited gifts and for racist ego

12:59

and he didn't seem to be not

13:01

a great partner for market was bound

13:03

but they go together nineteen forty and

13:06

pretty much lived together all of the

13:08

next door apartments until Strange died in

13:10

Nineteen Fifty. They they did share of

13:12

butler. The two

13:14

ladies yeah so they had. They had an apartment opposite

13:17

each other so in the court or the butler would

13:19

to sort of go out the doctor through the next

13:21

door's sort of to they met. why do they both

13:23

said i know they're sharing above over to her in.

13:26

Fact that joe fire god that else

13:28

you want to be to. they will

13:31

look at why we. Were

13:33

dating. Oh you're right Dahlia, how's

13:35

your but my Well you see

13:37

them without the most side Moscow

13:39

on my own. A good answer

13:41

is a professor emeritus on integrating.

13:44

Eyelets a few other kids. Authors

13:46

are young. Well basically I went

13:48

through my thoughts, his books and

13:50

googled all of their authors. And

13:52

I was looking at the tiger

13:54

who came to T Y yes

13:56

I would buy Judith her. ah

13:58

on Michael Rosen. He was the

14:01

children's Laureate in the right himself. He

14:03

has draw parallels between that the tiger

14:05

who came to T and Judith cause

14:07

early life cause you to curse Father

14:09

was on a death list from the

14:11

Nazis. And

14:14

they have said leave Nazi Germany when she

14:16

was nine years old. Ah. Michael

14:18

Rosen said the maybe the Tiger is based

14:20

on a threat that they face that when

14:22

they were children are because it disrupts their

14:25

life so much They took everything that the

14:27

family owns like the tigers against he drinks

14:29

all of that warfare and easy written in

14:31

the cupboards and stuff like that. And

14:34

Judith Car has said that the tiger

14:36

represents nothing more than the tigers. Are

14:41

authentic Fly believe my Kobe! I

14:43

think it's very weird ending the

14:45

Tiger games to yeah they. well.

14:48

Doesn't like it leave know dozens of he

14:50

comes home and it's really annoying because you

14:52

know the tigers had all his. Globe.

14:54

Burn coal is be a struggle is beyond

14:57

our food. potato. So then he that has

14:59

I've got a very good idea will go

15:01

to the cafe and have sausage and sits

15:03

on ice cream that it takes more out

15:06

for. the I know that that a drunk

15:08

tiger finally going on the draft exactly how

15:10

know Because then the next morning they buy

15:12

lots of food to fill the pantry up

15:14

and they by it's head of tiger food

15:17

in case he comes back and he never

15:19

did. Oh really? I

15:21

think if I was a guy walking back

15:24

home, the. Open the door see my three

15:26

kids and my wife one by a table so

15:28

no no just like in my area and

15:30

in the corner the drunk tiger. I do

15:32

think my first instinct is to not make a

15:34

deal of a magazine and never going out.

15:36

Now say that.com the tigers already left when

15:38

daddy tomorrow I thought you said he was drunk

15:40

in those are the right at he comes home

15:43

the up and all the foods com yeah

15:45

all the loss is gonna know what from

15:47

the top oh yeah wire and mommy and sophie

15:49

tell daddy what's happened in said they're tiger

15:51

came in and that's all of the food

15:53

and drug call of the drinks and all of

15:55

your bf and so called the watch route the

15:57

tops and that that he goes. Let's go.

16:00

The Cafe about how it was like his

16:02

old like that he doesn't believe a word

16:04

of that hundred and how to put all

16:06

their own. his own the all the bill's

16:08

gone Her at all. As high girl I

16:10

had the lots around hop night I know

16:12

under water below begin on I said that

16:14

the interesting thing that that is when they

16:16

walk to the cafe it's nighttime. Sold! The

16:18

street lights are on the law because hopper

16:20

headlights on. But. This a little

16:22

cat. That. Walking. By near where

16:24

they live in them looks exactly

16:26

like a tiger on a lovely

16:29

acknowledged as a nice I acknowledge

16:31

place. Obviously likely Wire inspired her.

16:33

Lies Not not not us with

16:35

his drunken rep right Ladies lies

16:37

receive food is often are hostile.

16:39

Trace We're going to tell that.

16:43

Saga same. Method In a Believe

16:45

that Mom said. I wish I'd been. and

16:47

was it because I was on the sofa with

16:49

Michael Rosen yesterday. Were you when it was such

16:51

a long so for the like a mask him

16:53

about? this is enormously long, so fully. Wouldn't. Have

16:56

heard you. Elsa. He wouldn't.

16:58

I would have had to get her walk to

17:00

the other that the some I did. You genuinely

17:02

think I'd love to talk to this man with

17:04

legends of of literature now the sofa too long

17:07

he had picked the absolute opposite hit think the

17:09

further southern part of the hundred. Very clear to

17:11

me that he wasn't looking for a pow. The

17:13

right were you? I'd dfs. In

17:17

the corner so far as well so I couldn't hold the hype.

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boxes. Full. Nailing hi to.

19:09

Program. right? Is

19:12

right size right? Amazing

19:14

Weldon along home. Why?

19:16

Why? Why even bother

19:18

here? I'm or not,

19:20

I'm upset. assists. Good,

19:22

easy to make a nice. This is the

19:25

capital city of Chicago. Island which is one

19:27

of and. Fans Islands and it's because

19:29

the sissies of calls itself the home

19:31

of Haiku. The go for a famous

19:33

like you put lives there and so

19:36

the first post office instilled in Nineteen

19:38

Sixty Eight to commemorate one of these

19:40

put birth and now they're all over

19:43

the place say like monuments and bombs,

19:45

public bonds and that really beautiful as

19:47

well. not a different designs and I'm

19:49

every three months the local haiku poets

19:52

goes the post boxes or they send

19:54

an invoice and the empty them out

19:56

and then they judge. All the

19:58

entries ah the winner. Get

20:00

published on the city's website and. A.

20:02

Good yellow rice. I hope they I

20:04

hope as a walking trail the routine

20:06

them which is called the take a

20:09

Haiku. Lie down be good

20:11

size but there is a walking trail started

20:13

jumping on your never saw no idea how

20:15

many United Pcb Odyssey been that long time

20:17

and I say something's brewing. The phillies is

20:20

silent the same and I that are nicer

20:22

than I usually fastest. yeah no them they

20:24

do in this place as well. They are

20:26

Matsuyama area. They have certain haiku bars that

20:28

you go into and you go up to

20:31

the counter and you write a haiku and

20:33

the cocktail they make you is based on

20:35

your hiker business either they love a hiker

20:37

they'll have a novelty thing to do their

20:40

yes. What He is a. Sin. And time

20:42

They. Are not

20:44

not not allow that My my my bad as

20:46

haven't been is it bashar whose from this place

20:48

or as as someone else com the most famous

20:50

has he. Is he enters into a

20:52

full kings if I can. He's like

20:54

the king king king things and know

20:57

it's a mess outta seek He he

20:59

was the path and a rejuvenated haiku

21:01

in the nineteenth century so it basically

21:03

still to died and was really dying

21:05

and he lists of fire. Under Os

21:07

and renamed it as well. and David his

21:10

name is it may I called like Hakuho

21:12

something before a man and an irritated much

21:14

lamp on a he dismisses yeah this is

21:16

that The City Step is really interesting was

21:18

a good it because he he was obsessed

21:20

with I do. He failed his exams a

21:22

university pie because he was writing so many

21:24

haiku and reading haiku and deniers engrossed in

21:26

the world a hike him. He sort of

21:28

added to the rules about haiku and the

21:30

first. The most important thing about the Hug

21:33

You as we know them is that it's

21:35

an observation of what's around you is an

21:37

observation. Of Nature said I have a key

21:39

element to hike a slightly while hundreds

21:41

of. the star was not hi guys

21:43

night when I have the right number

21:45

of syllables him. But. It has

21:47

to have something to do with nature

21:49

or something to to has have a lead

21:51

to some his do with one of

21:53

the seasons are so for instance is a

21:56

really famous one by Basho Him mentioned earlier

21:58

which goes and a simple the a

22:00

frog jumps in this much of water. In.

22:03

Japanese it works as a haiku, but

22:05

for him it's the What frog. Refers.

22:08

To Spring in the spring word and so you

22:10

need one of those And so unless you use

22:13

in the West postbox to refer to he has

22:15

a classic autonoma a little bit less the rise

22:17

from. I get it now. so I read that

22:19

earlier that one and I thought you know it

22:21

was like this was one that he published and

22:23

became famous news like dining off it. For years

22:25

I've learned that haiku was insane and I didn't

22:27

find impressive adult. I didn't make the spring in

22:30

the Frog next and I want to and now

22:32

you wowed by I do like the who I

22:34

do like the plenary and noise. I on of

22:36

double meaning are we saying it because frogs jump.

22:38

No, no, no Mother, oh man. I don't like

22:40

it again. And I was going on. I don't

22:42

know that that wouldn't work at all in jeopardy.

22:47

And Isis of frogs come out and spraying.

22:49

That's him. They are born in spring, so

22:51

they're associated with springtime and nice and it's

22:53

supposed to you reader. And it just puts

22:55

you in that position of being in a

22:57

garden. In spring, the from jumps and you

22:59

know exactly where you are. You know what's

23:01

happening one with nature. That said, it's a

23:03

lot. you can. well I get an eye.

23:05

This is if there is no goodnight moon,

23:07

it's. What a what

23:09

is meant to be As like is like

23:11

a shot at the Fillmore. By yeah, it's

23:13

a shot that crystallizes something and expresses something.

23:15

I am. I really like him. I did

23:18

not know they don't have to be five

23:20

seven five. No need to be a bit

23:22

flexible unanimously. Alice or instead some my Japanese

23:24

friends after I'd read about this. cause yeah,

23:26

people to write about like propping you know

23:28

about it say let the syllable saying it's

23:30

a misinterpretation English anyway because it's not syllables

23:32

it sounds and she wrote me a few

23:34

hike through that random i think you're sitting

23:36

on the toilet and none of them had

23:38

the right number Syllables Analysis: Silent as he

23:40

would have wanted me to say that has.

23:45

She says have a son Silas. Judges

23:48

and something else. And

23:53

see said. The only thing I think a haiku

23:55

needs is the seasonal reference and when he gets

23:57

and it is they have done these gloves. The

24:00

if you have to sexy don't that you can buy

24:02

a glossary i your name rank. And could use

24:04

maybe say some words that you think might

24:06

be some awards some aware that like a

24:08

work son that might do it our his

24:10

mother you do get a sudden the other

24:13

you know through a nice he wrote in

24:15

my see when society so to get it

24:17

all year round I hate the on on

24:19

hum Harvest Moon North Ave an awesome one.

24:22

The. Keening beats yeah, Ripley, you hear

24:24

any other deposit in the Liberty

24:26

on a Blockbuster? His. Say

24:31

I'm a could be insects. An

24:33

awesome scarecrows mum and

24:35

this winter. tangled twigs,

24:37

empty fields, Are lucky. I

24:40

realized contrary the proper for a long like

24:42

a related prof thank. Goodness.

24:47

You're. Not on the night that assess. You guys

24:49

know this video. Michael Rosen in of us. Federal

24:52

the sofa of okay so there's a British

24:54

Haiku society and I am I. Did you

24:56

find that the ideals of yours as well?

24:59

I'm very proud to announce okay the new

25:01

member this week. Now

25:03

does Yeah have you stop till

25:05

subscription says the Lighthouse Society Dissociative

25:07

Life has keepers of last amount

25:09

of. Is

25:11

it like happening at Citizenship? You're only lost them and.

25:15

I think is laps now because I haven't received a copy.

25:17

Of loved magazine for awhile and I was

25:19

a big fan of that. By my out

25:21

the professor at the I am now a

25:24

member of the be a it's s yeah

25:26

and it is have the authority and look

25:28

of got the dental her were to go

25:30

blind spirit oh so undies holding and a

25:32

five white spots yeah with flights spirit with

25:35

non it does. It have a lot of

25:37

haiku and it's absolutely jam packed with pretty

25:39

good haiku. It has learned to that randomly

25:41

pick way I can cigarettes like a spring.

25:43

Wanna see time in Not gonna believe this

25:46

but this is by Philip. Moral. Called.

25:48

Home. I. Scrape away moss to

25:51

find his name. And

25:53

you can see why I say.poses either I

25:55

like him. I even said that that was

25:58

stranded on as if all of a. Okay,

26:01

that was hopeless by the so cracks. Or

26:04

I a baby shower. Immersed.

26:07

By Cherubs. Bought. A tele.

26:09

Mean. What do you guys

26:11

seen? I have to. I admired the idea

26:13

of my case. I really like them. It

26:16

doesn't do anything for me. certainly certainly something

26:18

like reading through a book like that. Just

26:20

imagine if I'm sitting in nature and then

26:22

someone sent me a haiku about the area

26:24

that would be really nice and poignant but

26:26

you can get something from like it am.

26:29

I have them having than recess for this

26:31

has say until I hadn't until I understood

26:33

what it was I didn't really get anything

26:35

out in that by like the idea they

26:37

have these clubs were in one hundred people

26:40

go to. Of peaceful place in nature

26:42

and them all just run as many hi

26:44

I get that I gotta hurry. Oh yeah.

26:46

kind of like you're trying to capture one

26:48

moment where you're with nature. Yeah in just

26:50

this. Kind of slightly formulaic, but you can

26:52

go out of the rules if he wants

26:55

he way I can. I thought the lottery

26:57

I see. Definitely I like it or. Yeah

26:59

I'd I really like As and says reading about

27:01

an analysis of as with any on. Apache

27:03

are art design. Not smart enough to

27:05

understand that face on so any read the

27:08

analysis, I think he get it and

27:10

maybe he could be used in by

27:12

the punchline element in our Menominee will do

27:14

a comedy set where the end of

27:16

Big Reveal. And

27:18

a. Haiku have them. Hi

27:20

kids, exactly does this be this moment? Of

27:22

realization. So supply for the spring

27:25

with the frog Things are you

27:27

know, It's more

27:29

like the one I read that I

27:31

really liked was. Picking.

27:33

Bugs of the Moon. And

27:36

the way it was explained was your

27:38

fast as a type of fish and

27:40

plucking bugs. And then it's off the

27:42

moon to suddenly realize to them they think

27:45

they're picking bugs of the surface. Of. The moon

27:47

to. They're always looking up at the new

27:49

movement of us at the hands of and

27:51

all of the hikers would have like a

27:53

word in it which is kind of how

27:55

to translate into english but they're like a

27:57

surprise or cooked they call them a cutting

27:59

word. Online a lot and

28:01

it might be ah oh sorry yeah

28:03

this is like it's like I'm It

28:06

is almost like this may some point

28:08

I was in. I mean my favorite

28:10

Haiku Valley Pounds I'm is and I

28:12

hadn't heard of this. And I really

28:14

think this is beautiful. The idea of

28:16

the death poem. I. Asked To

28:18

Death Poem is a Japanese tradition whereby if

28:20

you know that you're about to die, let's

28:23

say an execution is going to happen because

28:25

this has been going from centuries and centuries

28:27

than death home I did you are encouraged

28:29

to write your final poem and that can

28:31

be presented and sometimes as a haiku. So

28:33

that was one that was written by a

28:36

guy called More Ya Said None and his

28:38

was very me. When I die beneath a

28:40

wine barrel in a tavern with lox, a

28:42

cast will leak. A case

28:44

of that's that's his nemesis thing.

28:47

What's. Really nice is the line of we the

28:49

task will leak or the cask will leak.

28:52

The. Japanese wording for that is Marie

28:54

Ya Sen None which is his name.

28:56

lovely ah than my mom. wonderful yeah

28:59

as clever nut, no one else. And

29:01

did I can see no no no

29:03

thirteen someone about visit. Hey doctor, watch

29:05

This. I'm. Doing a

29:08

big can can. Assess

29:12

Assess. The

29:15

regular season or any.

29:19

Other A. Nurse

29:22

her hotel over and.

29:26

Visit now he's a member of them.

29:28

Either that I know that our faces

29:30

everything has to scam am did you

29:33

hit? I love them! The Twenty Four

29:35

Team Haiku artist who operated out of

29:37

I'm So Brazen Movement of. About

29:40

this was the board baker

29:43

who they smuggled. Complaint

29:45

poems into the same breeze treats

29:47

that he was bagging up. So

29:50

for example, enjoy your cookies Each

29:52

bite as a minute. I'll never

29:54

get by Ah anywhere he was,

29:57

he was identified immediately Fired me.

30:00

The on arrived customers a set of

30:02

should never have happened. I love it

30:04

I liked I liked her again No.

30:06

I said if you guys like a fortune cookie isn't

30:08

that the instead of some your seat sega movie. Business

30:10

This city is Matsuyama. I wish

30:12

led me to read about a

30:14

ducky Matsuyama who is the first

30:17

of a Japanese professional golfer and

30:19

when amends may to golf championship

30:21

or your we saw him Twenty

30:23

twenty one wants them off the

30:25

first time. The submitter for these

30:27

man at least has won a

30:29

major golf championship and he was

30:32

once disqualify from a competition. Shoots

30:34

it's packs. Middle me

30:36

that young are going to qualify for famous

30:38

and the gulf in well paid job that

30:40

I knew both painting his balls with to

30:43

pack yeah they're already whites yeah for does

30:45

add weight to it's or some kind of

30:47

grip that you wouldn't have. You're.

30:49

Getting really close I say but it's

30:51

not the ball, it's okay savings over

30:53

his school on the board. Finale I

30:55

thought if it's the I'm it's the

30:57

club he would put onto the club

30:59

itself a move so he put like

31:01

a little target on the club so

31:03

that he could see where he wanted

31:05

to hit the ball or of impacts

31:07

and that's allowed to you're allowed to

31:09

do that but he put too much

31:11

to tax on it which made it

31:13

slightly raised which would change the grip

31:15

that when the club hit the ball

31:17

it would say the way. The ball flu

31:20

and they measured and there was like. A

31:22

millionth of a millimeter too thick.

31:24

and how amazing of I from

31:26

composition of the the forensic sound

31:28

familiar with I think that sounds

31:30

like someone said yes You are

31:33

allowed to put two packs on

31:35

your club. But. A me a

31:37

bit of the earth and is almost

31:39

as bad as gas. While.

31:41

And balances me to have some golf is

31:43

not a lot of the was an exciting

31:45

thing in the world. this is sort of.

31:47

He was first up a go for to

31:50

do the air. that was exciting thing in

31:52

the world of haiku and twenty seventeen when

31:54

a very prestigious competition was one for the

31:56

first time by a non Japanese but rarely.

31:58

and it was a Gracie. stocky. The fourteen

32:00

year old school go from Gloucester sir Well

32:02

as I said she was letting Japanese of

32:04

the time and headteacher encouraged her to. And.

32:06

Or it I think of eighteen thousand entries

32:09

doesn't say much for the entire population of

32:11

Japan's is the saddest to do is go

32:13

have sars grave as only just started lead

32:15

into license yeah A says that the bottom

32:17

and true low for hiker that as a

32:20

part of the like I can't imagine how

32:22

winning the Japanese open golf or it's not

32:24

s and and happened with printed on millions

32:26

of than agree that has a green tea

32:28

drinker breeders was sponsoring answer her perhaps with

32:31

printer millions of these bottles of the code

32:33

is of the story that Gracie that decided

32:35

to drop Japanese for Dcs. A. Saying

32:38

is happening. I was just so hard. That.

32:48

Okay, it is time for fact number three.

32:50

and that is. And my fact is that

32:52

in the early Nineteen hundreds, that was a

32:54

debate over whether cinemas should be dog or

32:56

fully let. Us

32:59

has finally got it right. I think

33:01

they did get a right to me

33:03

as I think that is better screening

33:05

for the screening purpose. Yes for the

33:07

rest of society maybe not. go on.

33:09

Well this is of as this is.

33:11

This is the brainchild of a guy.

33:13

could Roxy Rafa sell early cinema entrepreneur

33:15

and he announced in nineteen ten. That.

33:17

He had perfected I will He

33:20

called Daylight Fixes. He said

33:22

they were absolutely flawless. they wouldn't tie the sensitive

33:24

eyes of the audience out and you could see

33:26

everything in the room. And that was a kind

33:28

of crucial point because he was a big part

33:30

of making cinema socially acceptable whereas you know before

33:32

it must say grounds and peep shows and was

33:35

a bit roka. It was dark and you can

33:37

see what was going on of people muggings in

33:39

a getting up to hanky panky and eleven men

33:41

and women were sitting next to each other. And

33:43

the dog thing, you know, Why? We

33:45

allowed this to happen and he basically said

33:47

look as a lovely, bright, nicely let screen

33:50

and to for it's it's He said you

33:52

can see the picture perfectly, but you could

33:54

also see the room and it's just nice

33:56

more sociable wave of watching. that actually even

33:58

the very very very. Very earliest

34:01

cinemas. So when Edison's Motion

34:03

Picture Painted Company. Was.

34:05

Sending out projectors they said that

34:07

you should install ambient lighting said

34:09

the term misbehavior him so even

34:12

dreamed of story first moment of

34:14

cinema they were saying let's not

34:16

have it too dark to you

34:18

never know what's gonna happen exactly.

34:20

Imagine if they'd start swear I wonder how

34:22

many children wouldn't have been conceived? And

34:24

the back row of the cinema. It

34:26

could have done some and to the population of

34:29

the. World to see force and I would

34:31

have ruined a laudable said Mark Syrians is

34:33

wouldn't that in and I used as a

34:35

cinema that's reopened in Leeds recently called the

34:37

Hyde Park Picture House and they are gas

34:39

lamp lit and I'm They basically were saying

34:41

that the reason that they would gas lamps

34:43

in there was to stop the groping. Not

34:45

Not necessarily hanky panky but actually a time

34:47

when women in the dark sitting in the

34:50

cinema and so as they were restoring it

34:52

they've been putting up photos on of all

34:54

the things they're finding like sort of under

34:56

the floorboards, in the seats and stuff. and

34:58

one thing they're finding. Football million happens and the

35:00

cease to be a suffragette thing whereas of and

35:02

yet you would you would have the had to

35:04

legislate the length of happens because they were being

35:07

used as weapons but in the cinemas women would

35:09

bring happens with them because guys would come on

35:11

let's on to them cause I know we could

35:13

see and they would start poking them with the

35:15

old have day I am I yeah I'm good

35:17

as a thing that you had on you anyway

35:19

like you could say oh no this happen it's

35:22

not the stopping people it's to keep my hats

35:24

on that you knew if you're a pervert and

35:26

the woman he of having on thought salafi near

35:28

and trouble. Than

35:30

it's ever get out of that of my

35:32

advice. that's really cool If we ever get

35:34

back to lead through our lives or whatever

35:36

you know I'm Cinemas back opened as the

35:39

only gas lit cinema in the world now

35:41

and co. One of the thing about the

35:43

darkness in cinemas is that you know how

35:45

if you go to the theater. Or.

35:47

The Opera or and yet. However,

35:49

it's.well that wasn't always the case

35:52

either, and it mostly came through

35:54

the stuff. Marla. He decided everything

35:56

should be dark and he was

35:59

probably. Inspired by the cinema

36:01

thing. so I think it seems that

36:03

in the early twentieth century he did.

36:05

He insisted on deming the auditorium and

36:07

actually when he did so, the audience

36:09

were protesting. Because if you got the

36:11

upper him fianna in the early twentieth

36:13

century, you're wearing all your best clothes

36:15

ever want to see, even get a

36:17

feel for. You and to see your rivals His. Are

36:19

you in the books? Leave the other one of the

36:22

only Athena mom was it to be dark and you

36:24

have to concentrate on the opera because as we held

36:26

our opera is incredibly felt. Like

36:32

a little dresses yeah of other I didn't

36:34

really like it. I'd love to have visited

36:36

back then just and watch the social for

36:38

to I didn't realize it was literally social

36:40

gazing basically feet away with that of every

36:42

night of the season and they were not

36:44

concentrating on the played beyond night one the

36:46

act know know how it is a thing

36:48

now where there's a lot. Of controversy about

36:50

when the lights should come back up in

36:52

a cinema. oh the idea behind these well

36:54

I think is useful right because if the

36:56

lights haven't come up and they credit for

36:58

starting that's probably cause as an end marvel

37:00

thing that the and right yeah that's usually

37:03

what happens what they did they do like

37:05

a little seen the and yeah like hold

37:07

them off. only reason with have a little

37:09

see them to very on your am and

37:11

I'll never ever four sigma earlier than I

37:13

reflect light inside either but I wouldn't put

37:15

the license so you kind of knew that

37:17

was coming right? I'm at Last Fight. Of

37:19

a film. Oh this was his red hot debate

37:21

about whether or not going away. Is that the

37:24

health and safety thing rights? Most people when the

37:26

credit start rolling want to get out of the

37:28

cinema as quick as possible. Maybe they need to

37:30

be somewhere you if you wouldn't hate seeing the

37:32

names of people. mechanic mayor of Hawks, a guy

37:34

that has done the job. I don't know if

37:36

I guess that ever both of Brag and. So

37:39

they want to get out of there. That can

37:41

be very dangerous. I can fool ever trip hazards

37:43

or that sort of stuff. The issue was modern

37:45

cinema uses it's credit sequence now as part of

37:48

the film, so there's one. so I'm aware. Basically

37:50

the final scene is happening as the

37:52

credits. a Rolling Monroe. but you don't

37:54

have the old day projectionist. it may

37:56

most cinemas these days. Less a modern

37:58

cinema. They get a. Hard drive and

38:00

it has stamps or out the hard drive. This

38:02

is when the credits arrive for those preprogrammed the

38:05

lights to come on right? So lot of people

38:07

are missing the end of movies in terms of

38:09

the atmos because lights are coming up and so

38:11

yeah it's a raising money for Omnifone. The running

38:13

the credits over the final scene that not a

38:15

lot. I am God to me. I'd some down.

38:18

Have you ever been? I ask you this because

38:20

you're Australian matter. Have you ever been to Broom?

38:23

Ah, No haven't I seen know this of

38:25

or is a very long way away. I

38:27

wrestle for that. It's in the northwest and

38:29

it's got a cinema called some Texas and

38:31

him and it's one of the first is

38:33

a very added cinema done of his Australia's

38:35

first but a very old like and sixteen

38:37

it was some. Ideas like it's I

38:40

much because. Every. Night the

38:42

cinema broom was flooded.

38:45

With the tide on early on the

38:47

coast am dead of a title sitting

38:49

and most nights the street will be

38:51

submerged and I'm barely some old timers.

38:53

He remembered it back in the other

38:55

day said you would be able to

38:57

catch a fish during the screen he

38:59

my after death and under your feet

39:01

i say guess yeah way if you're

39:03

watching Titanic on the yeah yeah and

39:05

I all a label. Finland presents and

39:07

I had a bit more control on the

39:09

day legacy for he always had a relationship

39:11

the a projectionist and utterly even with it

39:14

was it I think momentarily when you in

39:16

this in my you could say that the

39:18

musical louder and noting that lead into whatever

39:21

ah yes and Nineteen Thirty Nine a nice

39:23

safer in Newcastle or forces on a really

39:25

exciting innovation that it said it's gonna take

39:27

off in cinemas were in musical sound the

39:30

Place Elephant and I'm Then it's a in

39:32

the Rain whatever an officer One of the

39:34

good songs they'd bring the Lights Down. To

39:36

Black and then that was a key for the audience

39:39

to sell. Uncle And if they shouted uncle long enough

39:41

then you rewind the song and he played. Against.

39:43

Us Gray lies go on every two

39:45

years ago. Could you say I didn't

39:47

quite. Who's this guy has

39:49

any lit up again and see

39:51

married to have a different scale

39:54

of incredibly annoying watching it with

39:56

a granny that are silent or

39:58

me. I'm you

40:00

mention the collodion soon So that was in

40:02

America or I am a was you pay

40:04

the nicole to gay and and is like

40:06

usually the shop or something like that they

40:09

would pull all the blinds down make it

40:11

really really dark. you be able to watch

40:13

one of these old movies and obviously very

40:15

dark and it was very seat so they

40:17

attracted the poorer classes and so it was

40:19

worried by high class people that they get

40:21

pick pocketed no one ever since they were

40:23

him again the darkness was a thoughts be

40:25

a problem but in the Uk we had

40:27

our own version of the Nickelodeon and they

40:29

were. Called penny. And

40:33

obviously the difference being that in the Uk

40:35

the one penny to go in for as

40:37

in America it was a nickel. But the

40:39

problem was a nickel's worth two point five

40:42

pennies. And so now the people who were

40:44

making the penny goths were making two and

40:46

a half times less than than the collodion

40:48

people. Are they just did it

40:51

for the cats Eat iso com taught me. guess

40:53

I guess it was like the smallest other the

40:55

they did have pennies. In America didn't lay

40:57

so they could have them pennies as well.

40:59

But yeah it was just. I suppose they

41:01

thought that it was the only price they

41:04

could charge but there was a worry at

41:06

the time I read some newspaper articles saying

41:08

that young children were robbing from their parents

41:10

so that be else was hands the the

41:12

Pentagon. I always always social worries any new

41:15

technology low interesting to see how is this

41:17

going to ruin the youth? Yeah and the

41:19

other thing that they did as kids these

41:21

penny guess we're in shops was a normal

41:23

shop and they'd be like okay we'll put

41:26

loaded Chaz. Up which has people a penny

41:28

to come in and but there was people

41:30

tried to shut them down a bond way

41:32

they did. It was saying you don't have

41:34

a music hall license because there's no cinema

41:36

licenses consider most an existing and so loads

41:38

of them a play The movies in complete

41:40

silence as you go hit that is completely

41:42

dark and he was completely silent. You be

41:44

watching the moving pictures but the be no

41:46

music and I could easily have a piano

41:48

or something wouldn't Yeah I played live longer

41:50

than but they couldn't do that because if

41:52

they did they get close down for be

41:54

in a musical for the thing I. Think. That

41:56

fine. I mean most if you want to find themselves you're not

41:59

watching it for the piano. The guy you on.

42:01

Oh yes I on how to cook at

42:03

home specifically for the for the reels that

42:05

we have so they'd be handed authorities. Okay

42:07

I've matters. My. Don't think it matters is

42:09

not says with a film with dial for instance, I

42:11

wouldn't know what was happening if you're watching a science.

42:13

on the I can I was happening I

42:15

would like more ambulance and minded is he

42:17

knows everything that I was was has dialogue

42:19

will be as good without the school has

42:21

ever less experiment say and has run the

42:23

music for Eve or Indiana Jones the whatever

42:25

so I need some in a drawn out

42:27

James going a five. When

42:31

I married. Okay,

42:37

sign for our final fact of the

42:39

show and that is my fact. My

42:41

fact this week is that one of

42:43

the oldest diving clubs in Ireland is

42:45

the Must diving club. And

42:47

on about. One another if it wasn't

42:49

his into the Middle earth. Is

42:52

how old it is that I missed. This is one

42:54

of be all. Hallows

42:57

assess how we talk in a

42:59

good like three decades. The from

43:01

my. Ah

43:04

yeah no this is this is the the Mustang

43:06

Club idea how to set up by a group

43:08

of guys who obviously spotted a good gags and

43:10

they wanted to do. And they've not only been

43:12

pushing for to be an old long lasting diving

43:15

club but they wanted to be the largest, the

43:17

biggest membership of any diving. Club in the world

43:19

Ryan So you gotta their site and you can

43:21

buy t shirts you can buy you can get

43:23

a membership card lose a lot more to set

43:25

selling than actual diving in this club I say

43:27

I'm finding it so hard when I'm looking answer

43:29

and I still him got to the boehner the

43:31

if any diving happens more and more as a

43:34

diving try. Typing

43:36

instructors teach avatar side of a diving

43:38

oh I thought was high diving. did

43:40

you don't even see the logo? Did

43:42

did you? Resources are the links him

43:44

said I try but I've got a

43:47

toddler around. I. Met

43:49

a Heinz as an attorney. Could have a

43:51

high diving club as well. People who like

43:53

the high dive might get together and president

43:55

get a bio oil. Thoughts about high diving

43:57

The New York and Los for the next

43:59

south Now. Purely muff as and

44:01

I had my directional so they say

44:03

I went to the Irish Cel version

44:06

of companies house to see how many

44:08

other must companies are out in islands.

44:10

Rights must engineering must service station must

44:13

sell Must direct most of her Is

44:15

this all him in must seize Role

44:17

Rail They're all in math must have

44:19

to school and say that know it's

44:22

that an hour and a new kids.

44:24

To that dislike I left school place

44:26

where I had scouts the like. While.

44:29

The parents are still working on the muffler.

44:31

The company know is the muffler could company.

44:33

This is really interesting. I went on my

44:35

website and it doesn't seem to be a

44:37

joke. All effective you got the website. Looks

44:40

like they have had realized that must let

44:42

her. Could be quite rude because it is

44:44

a proper like it's a Thera company and

44:46

they've got a history of this guy the

44:48

grandfather of the owner who who starts they

44:50

over you know and it's that so there's

44:52

no there's no that of fly wink at

44:55

the fact that this is it. Amusing phrase

44:57

like that cut salad company called posts well.

44:59

Unless I completely missed it because the thing is that

45:01

ah no I think you're right, I think it's just

45:03

it were in most we make a liquor with but

45:05

it also know that area known as good as you

45:07

know. That they've gone for those the

45:09

least. One must divers next door to

45:11

states to that level and will put

45:14

it out that will let people shuffle

45:16

to the south and will sell them

45:18

some vodka Caesar necessary. I was reading

45:20

an interview where a lady called Caitlin was over

45:22

an Australian. she was on a tv show like

45:24

a family Fortunes for Nothing and see was from

45:27

Must Like. You know it's not gonna be population

45:29

mouth moon. she was from there and I'm the

45:31

guy Couldn't believe that she was from there and

45:33

she said she went to school that was called

45:35

holy Boasts so that was a nice I know

45:38

the connection and see says that when you come

45:40

with when you driving in that there is a

45:42

sign that says you are now entering months and

45:44

I've not seen that on line of I've been

45:47

looking. Seems plausible. It does seem plausible. You can.

45:49

Say is easy welcome to Mouth but

45:51

I haven't seen a you are now

45:53

entering mouth. House prices are struggling and

45:55

muff asses on yeah apparently it that

45:57

prices are lower than you might imagine.

46:00

I'm delighted for the other shoe to drop

46:02

on this joke or know know what else

46:04

is not yet. Well it's for a slightly

46:06

different reason you might think so you would

46:08

find like and people who live on shit

46:10

house lay no one ever assembled has come

46:13

played in a needle. Yeah I have my

46:15

ah yes or a gay as an by

46:17

an actual fight. The reason that they can't

46:19

sell them very well as because they're on

46:21

the border between the Republic of Ireland and

46:23

Northern Ireland and ah and breaks It has

46:25

meant that. The The. Bottom

46:28

has dropped out of the most massive

46:30

there we guy who asia who do

46:33

I knew this I knew something was

46:35

coming through all that law say I

46:37

love and mortgage news written off as

46:40

soon as I know everything. So. Much

46:44

nicer loaded with they they are.

46:46

If if I say this, I'm

46:48

technically a map and I ask.

46:51

You to buy it out or know. Oh

46:57

this was. All about about muslims though as

46:59

the last month from us that people would

47:01

work out your hands and months as it

47:03

were are you keep? you have home I'm

47:05

They used to be completed as a neutral

47:07

men women like would were massive. It's a

47:10

third of the thing cause is it was

47:12

really cold. used to be a lot colder

47:14

a hundred. People in

47:16

the lobby guys. Me,

47:18

the think own and that alone. Living in

47:20

the moment in censor you know that people

47:22

didn't have well insulated homes or I'm close

47:25

was in a dab lovely puffy jacket he

47:27

noticed people needed. To keep water and

47:29

wearing for months. The cover your hands

47:31

very useful and okay, sorry month for

47:33

a month or so months and I

47:36

think it came from Muffy Ally which

47:38

is medieval lesson Tom Cruise discloses Big

47:40

Leather with the Mets. Were a few

47:43

nights and there was a great article

47:45

all about. The. History of the

47:47

what muff the up on the Oxford

47:49

University Press website by an anatomy Lieberman

47:52

and it's always different ones come from

47:54

Must So. A Danish

47:56

most means clown. And

47:58

them Dickens users must mean so. Like an

48:00

annoying person or fool whatever Gemini must

48:02

sound. Which means. Soak, Me:

48:05

My come from muff. Metal. Athena I'm

48:07

feeling a bit missed. I missed right? You might

48:10

really be actually must. They must use Muffin American

48:12

Football it's of did he a week after I

48:14

yeah but that's what I mean. Basically it's as

48:16

if someone takes the ball to you mans you

48:18

try and catch her and don't quite catch it

48:21

but the ball still in place or someone else

48:23

can get at that. some of I am one

48:25

way hi Michael term because I don't I would

48:27

say yeah you've mufti to means that if he

48:30

just needs messed it up you say that and

48:32

I actually checked all my What South messages and

48:34

you're the only person is at the what's up.

48:36

The the was must now. Really? Anti? You

48:39

mean mustered up? Yeah why is interesting? I'm

48:41

going to set my was hub when I

48:43

know now and they all say I'd rather

48:45

like a real. Live

48:48

Feather an actress at it and

48:51

most is also slang for a

48:53

woman's vulva no. Snow.

48:56

And or so away my. Life and a

48:58

minute so does not have enough time. Employee lounge

49:01

thing I could be used as severe he's him

49:03

at our like on the list of what about

49:05

the thing and same set of other been talking

49:07

about. Not. Even

49:10

funny and. To

49:13

find a good sense of them.

49:15

Obama funny as know says as

49:17

he treats and all. That

49:21

it has been cited so long. I like

49:23

how quickly we done that and dislikes of

49:25

it. the thought of meaning and woman. Fifty

49:27

nineties. And by the sixty nineties it meant

49:29

a woman pubic area with of Iceland you

49:32

carry that down that to carry things around

49:34

your crops though cause. That's a hundred

49:36

years as a long time for to

49:38

make the leap. When it was written

49:40

down there, the idea that Nature Lane

49:42

or their high decades yes, you get

49:44

my forms. Is that to warm your

49:47

boss or yeah, I thought muff Muslim

49:49

I'm a warm You say yes to

49:51

the muscle with all nuff. If you've

49:53

been given them a former assistant director

49:55

say were little ceramic things you would

49:57

fill it with hot water and I

49:59

imagined. The that you'd leave them in the my

50:01

hair you earth and then when you going out

50:03

that's clever you all the buff up you may

50:05

be a geiger on an hour is open them

50:07

a former them us. That. You come

50:09

to go out. you just get your

50:11

mother of a move on the the

50:14

idea. Has he got any money to

50:16

invest? Yes. Okay

50:18

to sell and mannequins.

50:20

There, but. It's heated and you put

50:22

your coat on the mannequin and then when

50:25

you go out he can take a nice

50:27

warm coats and put it on. Oh yes,

50:29

ring the dragons. And during the dragons, that

50:31

all right. It's as if you're already wealthy.

50:34

You just. Have a human code

50:36

someone. He was your. Coat for half

50:38

an hour? Yeah. Mine

50:41

is a just a one off purchase whereas yours

50:44

is not a subscription to say. I see say

50:46

that every when you get into beds it might

50:48

be worth that is only the warm a bed

50:50

is either you to have to with as you

50:52

like cold has been I like getting into of

50:54

at slightly warm on and on a winter's night.

50:56

yeah see you do like they used to do

50:59

on that trump tower they would put a life

51:01

pick in that bad before they went to bed

51:03

to warm up and get rid of bedbugs. Is

51:05

that a real think that us are these to.

51:07

Democrat or is it useful? The clocks and so. We've

51:11

only sort. Kind as

51:13

I target of I admire whether they

51:15

have been in the late eighties said

51:17

treat as we go around Europe. yeah

51:19

yeah for Soviet of them must boutiques

51:21

this is great honor. okay not a

51:23

company and markets and know this was

51:25

a think it's from a book by

51:27

nineteenth century Dundee called October then and

51:29

he was an admirer of ladies accessories

51:31

and he wrote a book which was

51:33

called La Bread, The Gulf, The Molson

51:35

which means the Paracel The Glove. The

51:38

Mouth and he said that it really feels

51:40

italy. Ah that were must be

51:42

teeth were you could either. Go. Into

51:44

biomass. All. In.

51:46

The off season when get last movie that

51:48

emotional you go to the store it in

51:50

them of boutique or they d laos the

51:53

i mean is just as is true that

51:55

sorry funny if I don't really and that

51:57

that isn't it the daytime gray already read

51:59

second hand. The. Though. The I'm

52:01

is as you call it is all available

52:03

in line at quite sure I'm so I

52:05

did. Reader and the as the some say

52:07

the glove, the moss and that was published

52:09

by this guy in response to the previous

52:11

is incredibly successful the some of which was

52:13

his history of the file that. Was great. Yeah,

52:15

yeah, I know that both. Really published race

52:17

in eighty one. We there for the third.

52:20

Know I know in order months remember to

52:22

you about a. Doctor

52:24

that accept that says the great.

52:26

Subject the glove them off and he tells

52:28

my favorite story from it was he says

52:30

as an account in the late sixteen hundreds

52:32

of the Towers thing the season at the

52:35

front line of defenders who have the are

52:37

defending cells from these from the seeds of

52:39

woman with months under hello bird in hand

52:41

the help of been had sort. Of poker

52:43

poker the he thinks we're this. Suggests

52:46

slow a woman with a mosque

52:48

defending this is a while. And

52:51

reasons keeping our hands he be

52:53

a hands warm alone look like

52:55

dextrous you oppress bear I suppose

52:57

a rumor youtube Prada how they

52:59

would called homes concerns Korea there

53:01

were must chains. Which. Would

53:03

to hang Uma for think when you

53:05

know using his V hands Are you

53:07

my pillow? noom after next rise? not

53:09

pistols? okay I don't think to see

53:11

him a tissue from enough of your

53:13

posts by foot beds. Ah I see

53:15

they weren't like the Sex Pistols. Or

53:21

email center has an effect. Know

53:24

it without was just a tiny guns or

53:26

ladies to protect yourself of Europe. Two thousand

53:28

and someone approaches you to rob you of

53:30

one place in Ireland that would have used

53:32

the must divers I think. Quite usefully

53:34

News or Town where the

53:36

first Transatlantic telegraph cable with

53:38

laid. In. The eighteen eighties

53:41

I said I was there that within

53:43

Ireland's it was a little low elo

53:45

place called spawn Kane. That's

53:48

where the first transatlantic because

53:50

most of my head right

53:52

came. Okay here's another that's

53:54

Less also have made it.

53:56

it's actually less know why.

54:00

Though the really funny name for a place to

54:02

start the cable. Guy for them. So

54:04

for a good looking dude? yeah,

54:06

spunky center as disgusting now and

54:08

pain of the. The. Town of

54:10

Muffler the original thought was is where

54:13

Amelia Earhart loved it. When. She

54:15

did her first solo flight food all

54:17

off on know opposed to me though

54:19

know exactly where she lived at that

54:21

time. remember her first one I did

54:23

just outside the village of mass. Murder

54:27

Composed the theme music for Gladiators is called

54:29

Muff Method. Glad

54:32

I salute a Cv. So now. I'm

54:35

gonna smoke. Murtha noom of his name is

54:37

a Muslim. Mof. I don't mean

54:39

with you. my name is, well I don't

54:41

know, I'm I'm not familiar with the blame

54:43

on the brother of Spencer Davis who of

54:45

his defense was but the Davis group of

54:47

the of is it called Muff. Are

54:50

they supposed to? Diverse group? Gimme.

54:52

Some levin. Apartments

54:54

Kosovans it's a bad game is a

54:56

moment that one day of winter. Oh

54:58

game has. hang on the is that I

55:01

don't give me some a loving. Know I

55:03

have those. Give me some must have been

55:05

assess assess. Inserted

55:07

a buffer that einer Schlitterbahn a haiku

55:09

or a friend that that that a

55:11

Saturday. Okay

55:19

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55:21

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