This week on Myopia Movies, we lace up our roller skates and journey back to the glitter-soaked fever dream that is Xanadu. Join us as we watch Olivia Newton-John and a surprisingly spry Gene Kelly sing and skate their way through a plot so thi

Constantine (2005)

8 days ago 1h 58m

This week on Myopia Movies, we dive into the dark, brooding, and oh-so-edgy world of Constantine. Marvel as Keanu Reeves chain-smokes his way through a film that somehow mixes theology, horror, and noir into a cocktail of supernatural shenaniga

We're Back

17 days ago 1h 9m

This Week on Myopia Movies: We Dive into the Prehistoric Puzzler, "We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story"Join us as we unearth the cinematic fossil that is "We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story," where the idea of dinosaurs roaming modern New York City is

The Rocketeer

22 days ago 1h 11m

This week we watch Disney's first attempt at a superhero picture, Iron Man fights the Nazi's! We watched The Rocketeer, the movie that shows the dangers of alcohol. How will The Rocketeer hold up? Host: DanielPanel: Matthew, Lauren, Charlie.

Rollerball (2002)

30 days ago 1h 4m

This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a remake, that was not asked for, not needed, missed the point, but boldly had Night Vision! We watched Rollerball (2002) and saw Rebecca Romjin naked in a PG 13 Movie as the director of Die Hard imagines th

Mighty Ducks 3

Apr 19th, 2024 1h 16m

Welcome to Myopia Movies, this week we wish there was mo Emilio! We watched Mighty Ducks 3, the search for more money. How will Mighty Ducks 3 hold up? Host: NicPanel: Keiko, Nur, Alex

Pokemon: The First Movie

Apr 13th, 2024 1h 7m

This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a family film about dog fighting! We watched Pokemon: The First Movie, a film about GMOs, Euthanasia, and power no children should have. How will Pokemon: The First Movie hold up?Host: NicPanel: Daniel, A

The NeverEnding Story

Apr 4th, 2024 1h 7m

This week on Myopia Movies, we are traumatized by another movie about flying by the director of Air Force One. Join us for childhood changing moments with The NeverEnding Story!How will The NeverEnding Story hold up?Host: NicPanel: Kellie, J

Mimic (1997)

Mar 29th, 2024 1h 13m

This week we call the exterminator and do a deep cleaning. We finish Quinntober with the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic (1997). The movie that has makes us afraid of CDC efforts to end malaria. How will Mimic (1997) hold up?Host: M

The Phantom

Mar 21st, 2024 1h 15m

Welcome by to a Quinntober Episode of Myopia! We are talking about the bespandexed and coweled Indiana Batman knock-off, The Phantom! How will The Phantom hold up? Host: MatthewPanel: Nic and Candace, and Nur(?)Directed by Simon WincerStar

The Ghost and the Darkness

Mar 14th, 2024 57m 6s

This week of Quinntober we join two familiar faces as they shoot lions. We watched The Ghost and the Darkness, the movie where a British white savior isn't enough; you need an American as well.How will the Ghost and the Darkness hold up?Host:

Priest (2011)

Mar 8th, 2024 1h 14m

This week on Myopia Movies, would you look at that, it is Quinntober an entirely Matt Quinn programmed month, so we, of course are starting with a Sci-Fi Fantasy Movie, where priest warrior Paul Bettany fights vampires when the theocratic world

Ghost

Mar 1st, 2024 1h 30m

This week on Myopia Movies we finish our Romantic Month with a movie directed by one of the Airplane guys. We watched Ghost, the movie where Tony Goldwyn enters the ranks of greatest on-screen deaths. How will Ghost hold up?Host: NicPanel: D

Pretty Woman

Feb 22nd, 2024 1h 18m

As we stretch this Romantic Month in to week four, how long is this shortest month, we watch the movie that brought Julia Roberts into our hearts. We saw Pretty Woman, everyone's favorite PG13 movie about prostitution.How will Pretty Woman hol

Teen Witch

Feb 15th, 2024 1h

This week we seduce the man of our dreams using magic, and have no qualms about that. We watched Teen Witch, the lady version of Teen Wolf! How will Teen Witch hold up? Host: NicPanel: Keiko, Lauren, NurDirected by Dorian WalkerStarring: R

Legend (1985)

Feb 8th, 2024 1h 27m

This week we find Tim Curry terrifying and erotic, like most weeks. We watched Legend (1985), a friend pointed out that Tom Cruise's teeth don't line up in this film. I noticed it. I can't stop noticing it. Turns out, he needed to get rid of th

Flashdance

Feb 2nd, 2024 1h 18m

This week we give up our construction job to go full into our dancing hobby, we watched Flashdance another movie with a vague boyfriend named Nick. How will Flashdance hold up?Host: NicPanel: Lauren, Keiko and NurDirected by Adrian LyneSta

Back to the Future

Jan 26th, 2024 1h 56m

This week in Myopia Movies, we watch the horniest time travel movie this side of Cinemax. To round out my month of selections we go back in time with Back to the Future. How will Back to the Future hold up?Host: NicPanel: Charlie, Nur, and C

Jaws (1975)

Jan 19th, 2024 1h 55m

This week on Myopia Movies, we keep open the beaches. We continue Hoffmannia by watching Jaws, a reminder of the time I screamed at the beach after stepping on a sea nettle.How will Jaws hold up?Host: NicPanel: Matthew, Nur, KeikoDirected b

Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Jan 12th, 2024 1h 39m

This week on another Hoffmanniac Month episode, you stick with us, because you want to live. We watched Terminator 2: Judgement Day, asta la vista, baby.Also, welcome Nur to the Cineprov Family!How will Terminator 2: Judgement Day hold up?

Star Trek: Generations

Jan 4th, 2024 1h 23m

This week on Myopia Movies, we start Hofftober Month and enter the Nexus! We watched Star Trek: Generations, one more Christmas movie this season. Yes, I curated the whole month, and yes Star Trek is fantastic. How will Star Trek: Generations

Silent Night, Deadly Night

Dec 28th, 2023 1h 31m

This week we visit the most depressing company Christmas Party in Cinema history. We watched Silent Night, Deadly Night, Bambi's revenge! How will Silent Night, Deadly Night hold up? Host: NicPanel: Keiko, Matthew, and CharlieDirected by

Miracle on 34th Street

Dec 21st, 2023 1h 11m

This week, with Christmas rapidly approaching, we revisit John Hughes' tight legal drama. We learn where John Hammond hid after Jurassic Park, we watched Miracle on 34th Street!How will Miracle on 34th Street hold up?Host: NicPanel: Keiko an

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and The Year without a Santa Claus

Dec 14th, 2023 1h 15m

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn it is ok to be a dentist. We splurge and watch two classic Rankin and Bass Shorts! We watched Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and The Year without a Santa Claus, ground zero for the classic holiday characters

Home Alone 3

Dec 7th, 2023 51m 33s

This week we fight the bad guys and defend our home! We watched Home Alone 3, the first one that isn't a classic. How will Home Alone 3 hold up?Host: NicPanel: Keiko and Candace Directed by Raja GosnellWriten by John HughesStarring Alex D