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MFM Presents…Georgia Hardstark on Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

MFM Presents…Georgia Hardstark on Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

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MFM Presents…Georgia Hardstark on Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

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MFM Presents…Georgia Hardstark on Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

MFM Presents…Georgia Hardstark on Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Wednesday, 28th February 2024
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This is exactly right. Hello!

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Why we're here to share with you

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and episode of the Exactly Right Podcast:

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Adults with Michelle Bhutto and Jordan Carlos

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featuring a guest you know and love

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Georgia Hard Stark hey, that's me. We

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talked about our favorite grandma name's the

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ongoing debate over wearing shoes inside gross

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and we give some incredible life changing

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adult any advice to a few listeners.

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So when you're done listening to that

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episode you can head over to the

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please rate for the unsubscribe can I

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be. Welcome.

0:48

Welcome to adults And he made it across the

0:51

Bering sans i'm Jordan Carlos I'm here as always

0:53

like oh from go Michelle be to hello

0:55

miss show you look beauty is is always. The

0:57

case the case them is going on the

0:59

is this band salad or is this adult

1:01

thing. American Bandstand? Yeah, like oh it's I

1:03

always wanted to be that guy. I want to

1:05

be the guy I wanted to be like you

1:07

know, med care in the morning or case against

1:10

them with a tough for to Canada and yes

1:12

and symptoms of bring a a dollop and a

1:14

dab of that to our show. Okay and now

1:16

Michael. Now I know why Jordan

1:18

in stop drinking caffeine. Oh

1:37

My God Only said fuck the other

1:39

day. What? We watch this movie Elemental?

1:42

Okay and. The. Little fire

1:44

girl goes and then or is

1:46

goes. Ah,

1:49

Of why. The

1:52

fuck have? No, he didn't. And.

1:54

He goes oh, does what you think he goes

1:56

fuck. A lot of. Those

1:59

like. Oh but the movie was so

2:01

good were like you shouldn't say it because

2:03

it's a really using are you watching the

2:05

movie? Am I gonna even know how to

2:07

yeah have to A four year olds has

2:10

their mind is everywhere. The either a little to

2:12

to to correct. Like he

2:14

doesn't know what about word as yet. I

2:16

mean my son. He'll remind me that I'm

2:18

cursing in front of him. Okay, I'll

2:21

be like that are using bad words. Cel

2:23

Mai Okay I will do. I do. Yeah,

2:25

I love that he's in your city, kids

2:28

is bound to find is where that anyway.

2:30

And if anything, that sorta says me that.

2:32

The. African American. Die.

2:34

A sporadic caribbean in him, a

2:36

strong because the com responses right

2:38

there. What? The first joined

2:40

in. You know say ancestors were spit

2:43

it out last. Get with

2:45

the rhythm. the rhyme. Oh

2:47

yeah, you know. the other

2:50

day Hazel seizure told me

2:52

that he called him something.

2:54

Mean, but you could remember because we're also

2:56

tired of the cocaine. Answer Leaders: As

2:59

he said a dummy head and I'm like

3:01

oh woe is suing for her And he

3:04

was. I guess who's laughing with any Embassy

3:06

Tommy Only. Some funny because

3:08

as if I am. A sin

3:10

and comedian, you know. And so how do

3:12

I talked to her? You know? Obviously. Yes,

3:14

Be nice. But like what is it

3:17

sell it was the sons of was

3:19

older sometimes. We. Say things that

3:21

hurt someone's feelings and we don't do

3:23

that we don't hurt feelings with of

3:26

people up someone's be mean seeing anything

3:28

Thomas ah. Ah

3:30

ah, I'm A. I'm.

3:32

Trying. But I don't want to

3:34

be like the illegal money goop mom.

3:37

Right you mean but I want

3:39

to do to mean how would

3:41

you describe your ammo? Your mother

3:43

who demo in three words. Three.

3:45

Words. How. Fucking dare you.

3:48

Doesn't weigh three? Where's the. As

3:50

as. As as forwards but like

3:52

it's. Hard to know it's arts and

3:54

are you doing the right things? They're good

3:56

kids. Yeah, and you know what it's gonna.

3:59

compassion. Struggle there He oh

4:01

my god has compassion structure

4:03

joy to see Sj. I.

4:06

Love that that's really good. Yes,

4:08

What about Young? Forwards.

4:11

More final: Why do you him for like

4:13

three? Or just as for the missus, it's

4:15

which is making I can't do it. Okay,

4:17

fine. three words. Foreigner. Than

4:20

mom. That's it says of the

4:22

three were. Is.

4:24

There was a air horns a blast

4:26

in someone's little ear pads right now.

4:30

To let. Me

4:32

Show: you have no idea on election Day?

4:34

Yeah, so it's over. It's over.

4:36

Jordan came alive, really jumped off the

4:39

bench like my name is m. She

4:43

was like jesus, take the wheel some crew

4:45

than Oprah? Yes! So typically New York at

4:47

where I. Guess. It around the country. In

4:49

the Us the kids see home because

4:51

a lot of these schools. Are where

4:53

you can go vote right? Yeah that's what

4:56

it is because voting polls of their on

4:58

him and so the kids are home and

5:00

you decide to be father of the year

5:02

Know is that you could see the thousand

5:04

yards Sears from mom. You know like you

5:06

could see that if it's is it wasn't

5:08

the it was the miles. You know. I'm

5:11

saying like moms are just so tired. And

5:13

like we have of this really great

5:15

kind of web of like parents and

5:17

like they cause they need like at

5:19

a playdate some time off but it

5:22

was like the lines were getting jam

5:24

soon I'm saying is like is everybody

5:26

was offered same time so as like

5:28

this is to this thing so we

5:30

went to the city Butterflies boom butterflies

5:32

yeah invisible world boom squint will boom.

5:34

There. We go cross town centre p Three

5:36

bombs hit him in kids are you gonna

5:39

ski lift A crossroads of of on what

5:41

is that? What's that Get in the ski

5:43

lift. I got my kids and another kids

5:45

and we don't come back. To.

5:47

They ask for us. Seems.

5:50

A. Another another you may core.

5:52

Memories yet he now and it's really great that

5:54

you step in and make a great day. We'll

5:56

do it all the time. as parents for each

5:58

other. Via is all the time. Like we gotta

6:00

do it out on yeah. Man he at five

6:02

pm sometimes I get a feel anxious

6:04

some like there's so much more to

6:07

the day and I just want. To crawl

6:09

up on that counts. And as was see the in, have

6:11

a glass of wine and you should. You should be able

6:13

to do that. But. I don't have time

6:15

for that I gotta make for dinner he makes

6:17

a dinner we'll hang out and them eat dinner

6:19

and then we bathing go to bed in the

6:21

new gets is like half hour to yourself there

6:24

really isn't to yourself right and then like for

6:26

me him if I have an event then they

6:28

are so i do all that before i do

6:30

this so of the event and they wake up

6:32

in the morning to the same things the lights

6:34

but i also you know me i'm a bit

6:36

plan that's why i'm just like hey y'all would

6:38

you do in his date with the have a

6:41

party seller to also plan fun. Yeah, does your

6:43

greatest? That's where you. That's where you sign and

6:45

you have it. Yeah, But I wondered. could you

6:47

ever as I know you do take naps, reset

6:49

the do you make a routine or a habit

6:52

of the sites be like these: thirty minutes no

6:54

matter what. Rain or shine or mine. I.

6:56

Mean when they're not home or like on

6:59

the weekends? Yeah, right. But Leon when they're

7:01

back from school, know it's hard. Yeah, so

7:03

you. It's. What's for? get his

7:05

you have the three or four

7:07

hours before. Yeah no we the

7:10

mean are they at least bringing

7:12

their this to the saints. Sit

7:14

at the end of debt. know

7:16

I try. I try. Is

7:18

very hard. It's very hard at this

7:21

point in his more work for me

7:23

to ask them to take their dishes

7:25

things my boss when it's and realize

7:27

what a boring sucking pike a boy

7:30

or a cell is tired Michelle this

7:32

is this is real. This is like

7:34

what people want on know. They.

7:36

Want the be to as of leave They

7:38

want the butoh of leave behind the scenes

7:40

Oh my god Want I'm living a sickly.

7:42

Here's what I will say Get it out

7:44

to the right. Yes I will say at

7:47

the end of the day when I sit

7:49

my bed early down my band I run

7:51

or back. I'm disliked. I wouldn't have done

7:53

it differently like I'd rather be tired and

7:56

present them like arrested and missing South Lake.

7:58

I take my father's with my. Brand.

8:00

I have my little blue the branches and

8:02

I have a really fun fucking job. The

8:04

arm play yeah man I I I will

8:06

be thirty the way. So it's it's like

8:09

I'm also be tied to a subpoena Love

8:11

and be with someone. I love you. And

8:13

I mean death. Yeah, but little baby,

8:15

it's the place. Yeah and I don't

8:17

want to be like I don't want to

8:19

and will be that business always out in

8:21

public and disliked. I'm tired. He only means

8:24

I wanted you to as though is a

8:26

competition. Ammo is the flag waving cause I

8:28

better and I. More it's higher in

8:30

I want to be that bless right?

8:32

I've slept in days. Yeah, Like a

8:35

yeah yeah yeah. But. I also don't

8:37

know how to be high with my kids like

8:39

I see some parents like and they figured it

8:41

out of my how you such a good movie

8:43

Like shrewd, And. They have an

8:45

old twinkle in there. I am like

8:48

depository with your kids. How does he

8:50

do that? Oh my God. like I

8:52

am. Just try name's login. Get a

8:54

straight line down my kid's head for

8:57

pigtails. Puts you become more like kid

8:59

like when you get high your fun already

9:01

be. you get even more like. Sound.

9:03

Like. And fun! You do

9:06

know Juju. Oh I do with

9:08

one does or I do. You do

9:10

michelle be So when you get

9:12

nice you seem to like sweet.

9:15

Like tipsy or hey, It's. Hard

9:17

because they feel the same here with you

9:19

guys effects of so i feel know when

9:21

i'm a high as giving are we. Okay

9:24

like am I talking to my it's like

9:26

the my eye with you was in Maine.

9:28

And we're at your friend's house. I was on

9:30

the side of amount is caught up with no

9:32

legs. We're all gonna roll down. And

9:34

he had a really sweet sued German

9:36

Shepherd just as as faces up or

9:38

much else to say the like oh

9:40

bless I'm cool with outside surplus or

9:42

it's so I I understand. I would

9:44

suggest two point five milligrams to see

9:46

that's like taking and excedrin and then

9:48

you're of is like it. So when

9:51

you can breed one more Dr. Seuss

9:53

book or not because it's been cancelled,

9:55

it's up to you in arms. I

9:57

am I. I've. Done It is simply isn't

9:59

my back. I wanted to

10:01

be take. Is. Not like I'm

10:03

fading. It via like I've tried it. Are

10:05

you like timetables? Do you like get them

10:08

in bed by a certain time every. Night.

10:10

Like dinners on the table the same

10:13

as at the same? Yes, yes.about. this

10:15

is because you give us a sixty

10:17

minute. Please please Do you know? Come

10:19

on. That's. Life here, but I

10:21

understand. Dinners usually around six. Bathroom:

10:24

Seven Thirty Said eighth seed used to be

10:26

dinner at Five. That's a lot of pressure.

10:28

It is a lot of pressure with. As

10:30

your day sweater. but I'm just like had a people do

10:32

this. Oh yeah, they did do it the

10:34

into eating all day. To play a

10:37

certain or that aware. Of

10:39

my. fuckin' like Mary Kay meeting

10:41

you don't mean they weren't doing

10:43

like five different projects. On a

10:45

big fucking platform. You know, that's what

10:48

they call the second shift. Like you're

10:50

doing another job. you know? and you're

10:52

already doing like. the job you already

10:54

have is like two jumps. It

10:56

has been say why when when I do these

10:59

cells. And. I see these people

11:01

from all walks of life. They are

11:03

a young twenties up to like

11:05

late seventies. Ah, enjoying the word sexual

11:07

minimum. My mouth is so weird to

11:10

actually be this thing that brings

11:12

people together. Play is always been that

11:14

way anyways, right. Like whether it's

11:16

a Me bowl. Party or comedy?

11:18

So or. Tv sour on display

11:20

at them. this is really really nice

11:23

suit other the about you ah loving

11:25

to fall asleep at a party I

11:27

do is I love the way you

11:29

described the is a flag as it's

11:31

healing below every it sounds of people

11:33

have a great conversations and that often

11:35

how I feel when I'm awake way

11:37

of other take a moment for me

11:39

but I'm also the flags legalized simple

11:41

late so haven't signed is giving like

11:43

and emotional. Weekend at Bernie's will rethink that

11:45

is. I understand all that you know. I love

11:48

the fact that it's so that cease to see

11:50

Missy be speak. I. Am I'm

11:52

here for that? You know, Legs.

11:54

You seem to get up and

11:56

do it all every day. You.

11:58

Liked maximum for. Near.

12:00

Don't you? I. I

12:05

think I'm I'm probably. I'm probably eighty percent

12:07

buried our everyday that I I feel like

12:09

a do a lot a do a lot

12:11

through. I have my little list of wins

12:13

and everything like that on my phone. I

12:15

do a lot. I'm always impressed by you

12:17

friends. You know that think you I want

12:19

you to know that. If it

12:22

ever too much you know always call

12:24

you know I'm saying thank you baby

12:26

face cause you make it look easy

12:28

but. There's this old texture

12:30

of like a ballet dancer. you

12:32

see the shoe on points of

12:34

issue on point right then they

12:36

take the shoe us and you

12:38

see all the guess is the

12:40

i'm saying yeah oh my god

12:42

m I am a ballerina foot

12:44

or as like I try to

12:47

have these sweet moments on an

12:49

object or not as a i

12:51

do feel yes I do Silica

12:53

plus sized ballerina does tiptoeing around

12:55

and into to tell him he

12:57

gonna happen. Being. Busy

12:59

as wilde been successful is different than

13:01

being busy cause you don't have to

13:03

be busy to be successful. That makes

13:06

sense. Ah, but you also can be

13:08

like if it really is linked with

13:10

one of those weird things were that

13:12

always said work. Smart, not hard, and

13:14

that's what I do love about our

13:17

guests for this episode. I mean, she's

13:19

a mother fucking power on. Yes

13:21

and so sweet True. And

13:23

I mean see, Gave

13:25

us a job to give job when

13:28

no one else would add. Up

13:31

wears a suit too low a just.

13:34

See. His assistant the sees the co

13:36

host of My Favorite Murder. Yes,

13:38

And she's also the corner of

13:40

Exactly Right Media Exactly Right podcast

13:42

network. I'm so sorry, don't at

13:45

me. Or

13:47

six and imposed. And I'm so happy

13:49

that see is available! To sit down

13:51

and talk to us because Georgia and

13:54

carrying a really fucking cool and they're

13:56

really fucking smart. They're also really fucking

13:58

busy in cells. Speaking about. The the

14:00

entire day. What? With I am

14:03

overtime some at one hundred percent near our eighty. I'm

14:08

really glad to see the think found

14:10

the time to fucking hang with us.

14:12

So you guys please enjoy this episode

14:14

of I'm. This. Adults: an illegal

14:16

to the with the so does crazy set

14:18

up up Up up up up up Losing

14:20

thread is as the schools are guess Spencer

14:23

as a hard are direct effect of it

14:25

affects a oh my God exhibitor on the

14:27

charging station and Woodward. Oh.

14:36

Like to see that is so

14:38

long as I know. And yeah,

14:40

I don't even know when in

14:43

person, especially with the cozy inside

14:45

Recently. We were kids I know, cells

14:47

or ever different people. I really. Was

14:49

I believed in i'm The Elders that

14:52

they would take care of a. C.

14:55

And in a realist, had a take care of myself. Yes

14:59

was that the jury. Lug nuts

15:01

a get into were by his of

15:03

ugly or everyone Now how many friends

15:05

and or family members do you think

15:08

you have like stat thirty two acre

15:10

a loss. But the and the throne.

15:12

And Co. Veda. Unfortunately,

15:15

Mine is like my mom and dad.

15:17

Saw saw. I'm

15:19

not there yet to like. totally

15:21

cut off, but I have work

15:23

to bury. Harvest Boundaries? Yeah, and

15:25

how to turn myself into a

15:28

gray rock and nine gates? Wow.

15:30

Oh My. God. Gray Rock or

15:32

Iraq? Yeah. Wow. To recall that

15:34

the Great shedding. Is that what

15:36

it is? People are. it's shedding.

15:38

Thus Will Giles I think it's

15:40

like you're almost quietly quit the

15:42

people. I mean, I'm A. I'm

15:44

such a like little Aquarius nice

15:46

guy that I'm like I'm quite

15:48

liquid. You. And. That's been

15:50

it and I'm just kind of burrowing a

15:52

tower. Tim Robbins and Sauce introduction to get

15:55

away from certain family members and things like

15:57

that. But here we are. You know, the

15:59

half. I remember you're in Said something like

16:01

years ago could like when the classes. Are got

16:03

for adult thing. years ago was how do

16:06

you like get rid of a friend or

16:08

how do you stop. Being friends with

16:10

someone and during was like friends are

16:12

like garbage cans legs. You. Never really

16:14

get rid of I'm little to roll around. A

16:16

role Baggy clothes that you said every. Time

16:19

we think my trash out on my they are

16:21

which friend is this writing of? Have Lagat said

16:23

Ma'am and. The hose

16:25

down. Every once in awhile and. Ah,

16:28

summer Rubbermaid. Honestly, you have to talk

16:30

to the dressed as yours and slip

16:33

I'm a fucking twenty to defend or

16:35

like your other neighbor was still said

16:37

like you know how to deal more

16:39

are truly is My guess is death

16:42

and six That analogy. I mean

16:44

come on, it's happening again.

16:46

Yeah with some the whole

16:49

discussion. About trans a non

16:51

binary people know Mike. I

16:54

don't I just how many

16:56

waves of. People in my life for my

16:58

really get to come up. The Ass

17:00

Ending Facebook has helped. Ending Facebook

17:02

has and I don't need to

17:05

normalise birthday sort of like literally

17:07

to do with us. Yeah, I

17:09

honestly thought you were saying facebook had ended

17:11

are like night know. Why

17:14

it was like Alan Right thing

17:16

down the which is that like

17:18

wire the Munchkins my dancing on

17:20

Ice I see which said getting

17:22

off social media design devices saying

17:24

the ah. I wish it was

17:26

just my family that likes it because I

17:29

can yell at my family and south that

17:31

what they're doing wrong. Yeah, but I can't

17:33

do that. Likes on social media to strangers.

17:35

Yeah, so. It's hard but almost like wish

17:37

I could keep facebook. Not. Really. But

17:40

that sale and not deal with

17:42

the strangers. On. Like Instagram

17:44

are now. Yeah, How do

17:46

you maintain a healthy relationship?

17:49

With also media because it's gonna be

17:51

in our lives forever Non time. I

17:53

don't. Sites I

17:55

don't know in everyone's like don't read the comments

17:57

and it's so hard for me because I do

17:59

that. Hit Delta mean one. it's like

18:01

good yeah but I also get it when

18:03

it's bad because they are fired as yeah

18:06

while and then someone will descend me because

18:08

I can't say the thing and then I

18:10

get fired up from that person it's sights

18:12

Yeah I don't post really any. More an

18:14

Instagram because I just like, I don't know,

18:17

like I got sick of sharing. It

18:19

just felt like contents after a while. And

18:21

sort of my actual lies Yeah and every time

18:23

I go. Out somewhere I'd be like

18:25

i gotta get Clinton sucked respecting Enjoy!

18:27

Yourselves is will because I mean we

18:29

all work for Instagram. I got my

18:31

job you to last year. I'm really

18:33

sorry about it case but like just

18:36

feel like I sometimes think like I'm

18:38

gonna go on a limb and say

18:40

like Michelle Georgia you're both like straight

18:42

a student. Me Be

18:44

I was. I was in rehab. You

18:46

was as. Okay,

18:49

What? Would this doubled said get.

18:51

You know it's just I barely graduated high

18:54

school and I dropped out of college of

18:56

Zapper. Okay, cool, cool, cool cool Cool. So.

18:59

Fucked me my theory. Truly I a perfectionist

19:01

that you're right about that. That's what I

19:03

mean. That's what I mean. it's idea. What

19:05

you're getting? His instincts, intruders, That's

19:07

what you're getting and sometimes I saw you

19:10

fucking needs a release of i haven't been

19:12

sick this her job at a high school

19:14

to and she's was murdered. See boy fucking

19:16

know Rise! She does yoga. Wow yeah. So

19:18

that's why we will be were like where your kids go

19:20

to school and like. Wherever. They feel

19:22

like it for they don't have

19:24

to write wherever they thrive as

19:26

time exactly. Yeah and love. That words

19:29

yeah, as handsome as like as my kids

19:31

either to dismiss around the sooner. But.

19:36

I am a perfect says I want to do

19:38

everything I like. I saw me recently that was

19:40

like when I get to the T essay likes

19:42

line I have to do that. That's sad and

19:44

I want the security guards see like that girl

19:46

is a legend says so that it does like

19:48

I wants to do it all correctly and yes

19:50

driving everything. So there is a part of the

19:52

that goes to social media likes This has to

19:55

be the best. Post away and it's exhausting.

19:57

I'm just so hung up on she

19:59

has saved. Like a you ever get

20:01

a high five from it's Usa officer it's

20:03

like you did that the best I said

20:05

I really sad on my guys either. That's

20:08

a good like I'm doing it all right

20:10

so I can complain about other people's my.

20:12

You hope that people like will watch to be

20:14

like. That's how it's done. It's

20:16

dugas late. I raised my

20:18

arms up and do a little. White.

20:20

Whatever the diamond side of the Bjp sign.

20:23

Above my head examined and a smile and

20:25

they're still like you'll have to pat you

20:27

down and my foot. I just don't know

20:30

with a smile you know? Yes. and it

20:32

just hurts my heart and I feel as

20:34

though. You have metal in your body that

20:36

you have like some oh you little yeah yeahs

20:38

happily give back. Surgery? Ah of

20:41

yeah. okay. Medal in my

20:43

body? Yeah. When I wear a

20:45

bra with the wire they're like call him

20:47

back up I'm like is just double these

20:49

beds the right one a bigger a few

20:51

months now scary me like it's slots Yeah

20:53

yeah yeah other day they added sick my

20:56

daughter's hair and I'm like how fucking dare

20:58

you. Lie. For

21:00

drugs in my booty whole before putting him

21:02

a little daughters here. Fuck that noise. Yeah,

21:05

because they still. Anyways, when I do her

21:07

his that's wild. Sometimes there's like a family

21:09

in front of me and if I'm flying

21:11

solo. Send. Us a switch lines and

21:13

then like the look at me like oh.

21:16

You. Know the disrespect, you know? But I'm

21:18

like you gotta three year old go saw

21:20

the yes and like leave me alone like

21:22

I have to do this. Or

21:24

when you're behind like old people

21:26

like. That's all my das. Mit

21:29

easily because I say and I was in

21:31

a wait for when they need help

21:33

know like I got to my meds

21:35

are you on? Because I mean those the

21:37

know I'm looking for some now I'm

21:39

not on any. Mine aren't working. I

21:42

mean I screwed up to my job as an

21:44

epidemic has made my as cleanse so hard and

21:46

will an ass anymore. I should get a Brazilian

21:48

but lived at some point for Kwanzaa. So

21:50

you know when a ride it out

21:53

l a while and see if I'm

21:55

tired? Mom working booties or. The

21:57

next him back to sleep Finland. Though

22:00

I'm you know about bottoms everything finds it's

22:02

way now little and I love it. Yeah

22:04

I mean I try to be a species

22:07

as possible. The people in the airports they

22:09

do realize is like a big. Undertaking

22:11

for them I now they put the

22:13

trip. They let their house this isn't

22:15

seven they do often yes insurgents weight

22:17

watchers say because in my parents are

22:19

really good travelers they always like make

22:21

jokes to my mom and my dad

22:23

and I'm dislike is he would have

22:25

believed in me the way Matthew knows

22:27

believed in beyond say salons a riot

22:29

Recent have been playing. Private bid spare

22:31

parts no. Signal of what sue off and

22:33

put in a fucking trying. I don't think

22:36

I could travel as children or my

22:38

parents like I would help people, yeah,

22:40

I don't want to see like a

22:42

total asshole. No that's okay it is like

22:44

an episode of the Amazing Race with no

22:46

fucking friend and I plan to say i

22:48

can't read a map my brain goes to

22:50

to the but I can travel with the

22:52

some you know and also one time I

22:54

traveled with my friends can't because she has

22:56

so many says she went from New York

22:58

away with different her cat Olivia Newton John.

23:01

Vociferously gained weight that he was littler

23:03

bag like on a lot a cat

23:05

same but his Uk way and. Will

23:07

suffer in the bag. I was like what

23:09

in the south less is going on This

23:11

is not okay and I've never travelled with

23:13

a cat before. They make you take it

23:15

out right? Yeah, How. Was are not more

23:17

cats running around the airport but have

23:19

been you go into private room ah

23:22

and in the cat runs under like

23:24

of cause he was a commitment the

23:26

us to chat. I.

23:28

Like the one was a The chat

23:30

is like stuck in a ball like

23:32

it's such a space ball that they

23:35

can look out of. Yeah yeah yeah.

23:37

Have you ever traveled that way with

23:39

your kitty? I know, I I don't

23:41

do. I thankfully don't do that travel

23:43

with and was but I can imagine

23:45

the cat wanted to see the outside

23:47

world that much. Re: yeah right. Like

23:49

the confusion of that. Seems.

23:52

A little intense, right? right? I

23:54

have two questions you guys have you

23:56

guys met and or. Works with a

23:59

person who. Do not know if

24:01

it's have their game but very talented.

24:03

Like. Really talented but just still

24:05

so fucking miserable. Oh My God.

24:08

Yes. Okay, Were able to emulate

24:10

them and her. Those

24:12

of us. Forever ago at

24:14

waiting for the but seriously like I am

24:17

starting to run into people warm deflates. Is

24:19

it trauma? Yeah the fuck Is it like.

24:22

I can understand someone who hasn't figured

24:24

it out and they're like I know

24:26

everything because they don't and you figure

24:28

them out or like. We know

24:30

I don't know anything and I'm miserable

24:32

because people's army at whatever it is

24:35

that way. So that sli good yeah

24:37

that brings the bad energy. I'm like

24:39

what, where is this coming from. That

24:41

solves the trauma. I think that

24:44

I think perfectionism is. Like a

24:46

great way to be miserable no matter

24:48

what you would seize. You know I

24:50

think that as a hard one satellite

24:52

get past. Yeah, I mean

24:54

some says is kind of like

24:56

I understand sites is so cautionary

24:58

but it's like I recently went

25:00

to the site big old celebs

25:02

apartment near as of was a

25:04

flags and it was Pinos apartments

25:06

and they were just like. Stuff

25:11

and I'm like oh wow you know like that's

25:13

really cool. We're never going to hang out but

25:15

this is really cool and see this is like

25:17

dope are you look through my Me, a Batman

25:19

and Geico? you know what was I. Knew

25:21

his name, names, Gives. The resolve

25:23

tattoo that to they are with what they have they

25:25

were they were just they were not happy with what

25:28

they had and in one or more. But

25:31

this person is like so successful,

25:33

so powerful in the game. And.

25:35

They still. Yeah, it's still

25:37

not. Like I

25:39

think my wildest dreams or their lowest

25:41

expectations and I'm like precipitous attacks and

25:44

rates. It's like, i guess I don't

25:46

totally understand what's the word when you

25:48

try really hard for things in our

25:50

Orbison. I don't get ambitious. Plan

25:56

to assess about myself. Liking

25:58

and math like had. Yeah, that's. Matt

26:00

I love nabbed. Because.

26:02

The I don't, I don't Now I

26:04

now have to. What is so great

26:06

about naps? Ah, you feel we're. Still

26:09

answer resets on your entire day you he

26:11

assessed in the whole rest of the day

26:13

to like besides having two days and one

26:16

it is and it's like is the same

26:18

thing as like the way your first cup

26:20

of coffee. Works for you your to think. Let's.

26:23

Go into silver don't like

26:25

cold eyepatches you to say

26:27

member. Or more air

26:30

etc. Say okay. The mapping order

26:32

in my house is like tie

26:34

between my dog and my wife

26:36

and so lights or disapprove. Past

26:38

four years since his wits up

26:40

it's ah oh no, she's like

26:42

I'm taking twenty minutes. America For

26:44

now, God comes down. What the

26:47

fuck is over. Two

26:49

hours later, I say like, those tickets

26:51

are twenty minutes later. Maybe she needs

26:53

to our yeah, Seeking to have

26:55

them as without that that that unless

26:58

it's let it go into a deep

27:00

rem sleep just like Let mama Go

27:02

Zebra Had those messages like i'm a

27:04

go our way all night yeah don't

27:07

have to set an alarm app that's

27:09

amazing Yeah oh wow Simba he that's

27:11

my ambition is success in he means

27:13

I'm. Able to take a nap in the middle of the day

27:16

like there was a long time of my life that I put and.

27:18

In, I worked a job sites never do that.

27:20

Yeah and I didn't think that would ever end. and so

27:22

back then I'd be like if I can take a nap

27:24

every day. I'm successful. Yeah, you can

27:27

full on take naps. I've done

27:29

that. A .net as a digital.

27:31

the naps and also having a car

27:33

pick me up ah in go to

27:35

like an event or to so where

27:37

the airport. Okay, that's a good now. That's

27:40

a good number that's also like a sign of

27:42

success for me. Where I'm dislike, I could take

27:44

a nap in this car as somebody else. Puts

27:46

me to have a book or

27:49

sorry for. Here are a ah

27:51

I'm. Getting picked up they'll be no time

27:53

in my life we're seeing my name or

27:55

my has examined. We walk off the airplane

27:57

and someone's holding up. Assigned. To be like. The

28:00

car Ma'am. Ah yeah yeah

28:02

the best as I am a

28:04

forensic a pitcher every time but

28:06

I'm like not going to see

28:08

a specific place for ten. You

28:10

belong there like weren't in the first

28:12

rodeo going on and I'm way too

28:14

friendly to the drivers and like how

28:16

is your way of me to do

28:18

carry my bag Theory by now says

28:20

being a hero here you go wash

28:23

their hands. Yeah, yeah, I know

28:25

I do. Well, it's I'm I'm like, no,

28:27

no, I'm from Brooklyn so right. And Sigma

28:29

Bags In other words of okay, Now

28:32

you're given my Dad's oh

28:34

okay yeah. Ongoing.

28:37

Thing as who saved who Ladies and

28:40

gentlemen, Assists in a non

28:42

binary royalties who saved who.

28:46

San Jos of the driver. They have

28:48

an uncle as a driver and he

28:50

learned learned dead job and he was

28:52

driving me years ago. Somebody. Jumped in front

28:54

of like try to make the light in New York.

28:56

Yeah, maybe it was a green light and he. Didn't

28:58

he said just like very gently out

29:01

the window he likes you never see

29:03

a car in a hospital bed leg.

29:05

ah one of those I like that.

29:07

Yeah But he also said like when

29:09

I ordered a drink a sex of

29:11

the bc like you know app as

29:13

an answer for the Beatles. like what

29:15

Uncle Flew to see I felt like

29:18

i don't wanna know easily you get

29:20

said in your as well like I

29:22

am leaving. Now of not the

29:24

restaurant the family disassembled have

29:26

thought about. The face bucks

29:29

the family say spock yeah I'll see

29:31

you on twenty three Me by a.

29:37

What? Was your grandma's name of love? Money either

29:39

to on the something of i'm

29:42

Thelma nullify last four months. Now

29:45

and mall and Grandma Salmond Molly like

29:48

classic wish I wanted says can fall

29:50

into their names. but yeah, I mean

29:52

my character, My Grandma. Same which

29:54

is Mavis. Yes, I love it,

29:57

soothes my person. Yeah, but selma.

30:00

Maybe the on my. My

30:03

grandma's him as Eunice. Beautiful

30:05

lox. I mean that is

30:07

of a time. That is

30:09

since heads as a vintage. Blend

30:11

it as and my great

30:14

Grandmother same as L Best

30:16

so low as persistent for

30:18

favorite sister's name was L

30:20

Wrestle and my name is

30:23

Sub Bass a better. A

30:27

girl does that will never happen in. Oh.

30:31

My goodness that is the Sw the

30:33

of the eighteen hundreds. Usually

30:35

was the Mississippi Delta was

30:38

pumping out some names for

30:40

a really. Weird. My

30:42

tambourine that's I didn't know where of own

30:44

answer to. Whereas Viola Davis to The Rebirth

30:47

Have you ever met anyone with a like

30:49

in the wild people with those names? Oh

30:51

no that wouldn't have made of

30:53

us. That was what color purple

30:55

era named Le Nom. Let them read

30:58

it to somebody on Rum Springer there as

31:00

a set of tennis and now. Though

31:02

and no one's copy them says oh

31:04

my God yeah What His brothers I

31:06

am one of one yes I am

31:08

the only one law that those are

31:10

those names and they are forever. We

31:12

love them as since I'm still fall.

31:14

Oh wow, What in the smokers?

31:17

happy? Birthday is going on. Our Roka we

31:19

need it. Did I never thought I'd never thought

31:21

about I'm sorry Miss Universe me. And this

31:23

is the thing and learn some new every

31:25

day. City years old when troops are coming

31:28

out of my dad mom was it's when

31:30

Wow and they were named Cleo and Clear.

31:32

Nor. And I'm like. No

31:34

one's of the time. I

31:37

love and luckily I have the same

31:39

ah but what is the other one

31:41

clear nor I've never heard of as

31:43

dismiss him. As

31:45

as as as as as long as there's

31:48

another or of of yes the access version

31:50

of the other saying people were while back

31:52

then they were is like naming your twins

31:54

Miss Msl. It's like. The

31:57

We naturally. Now I know it's probably really

31:59

hard back and. They to be like oh my god

32:01

and even know I was pregnant? When to. Have

32:05

another one thing even like plan on a

32:07

name. Right away. Now though I get

32:09

a good still last Clara Law and

32:11

ended up as a boy or girl.

32:14

but I did. I do love pet

32:16

names because those are like real fun

32:18

and I named my lab Massive Low

32:20

a salon or to. She's. A big,

32:22

beautiful black be it's. I

32:27

met my most recent chat, Moses.

32:29

so that's where I'm going with

32:31

that. Wow! Why In the first

32:33

test the max Cinemax says exodus.

32:37

Zola, Dot Religious.

32:39

I just like the name and his name is now though. So

32:41

it's like not even that beautiful anymore. Oh, it's

32:44

a. Beautiful. Other motives fear of I've given

32:46

up for yeah way we do in in

32:48

the sub so did a forty nine. Yeah.

32:51

And if you have another cat you

32:53

can mm would ram Juilliard or like

32:55

never come as or or something really

32:58

deeply bespoke woods. You could not wait.

33:00

Yeah fuckin they this seven one senate

33:02

scholars unlike me. Say

33:05

that did a boy and girl lab.

33:07

Mix and names and Bobby Whitney. Ah,

33:09

that's all that. see. Ah, so this

33:11

is the part of the So. This

33:14

is the So As. The Podcast but

33:16

as the Packers so rates. Are

33:19

only got a recording of the

33:21

plane's going down. I don't worry,

33:23

I got you. Think. You some disease, you

33:25

wake up and I do feelings and the washington that. The.

33:27

And every movie I'm like can I bring

33:29

the train back on the the size of

33:32

a beautiful my boy does. he needs a

33:34

new heart. He meme is that this is

33:36

a Red Sox you. I don't know why

33:38

were you watching jobs up all birds? It's

33:41

almost is he. Sounded land the plane

33:43

and go back to Rosario Dawson, his

33:45

wife. Now's the time yes to get

33:47

brave yet and do the same. Yeah,

33:50

depraved in the same gas and

33:52

lonely get really. Tired and turn to

33:54

like Sam Jackson and leg. That.

33:58

Was. A

34:01

third one and want to me that okay, let's go.

34:03

So we have fans,

34:06

audience members, They. Ask

34:08

us questions than adults and we try to answer. Them

34:10

because we're experts, experts,

34:13

close. as self

34:15

absorbed in sub circle.

34:17

Of the. Interurban.

34:21

That effect is five pm. Okay,

34:23

we're done. Ah, Germany

34:26

covers. Yeah, you have the first question.

34:28

Okay, so here are just so I

34:30

am twenty eight and my mom got

34:32

remarried happy for her double exclamation point.

34:35

But. She is asking me to remove all

34:37

of my belongings from her house. I don't

34:39

have space in my current living situation, but

34:41

I don't want to get rid of all

34:43

my childhood memories. Oh how do I talked

34:45

to my mom about this? I understand she

34:47

needs to make room for the new, but

34:50

I am hoping she can help me keep

34:52

a little bit of the old until I

34:54

figure out my next steps. Twenty

34:57

Eight. Ah. Well. Wonder

34:59

how much it really is? Is that like hoarding

35:01

situation or as it's a psych? It's like a

35:03

box of my drawings. mom. You

35:06

know? Yeah, I mean you want

35:08

a little bit little flavor of

35:10

your children around and Twenty Eight

35:12

is that's really riding a line

35:14

as it's getting yeah, It is

35:16

it A visible times when he runs. Yeah, I

35:18

heard the question, but when I'm really feeling his.

35:21

You're. Uncomfortable with the next visit. Your

35:23

mom's life and being cut out. And

35:27

I don't hold your mom is by

35:29

it also has time for her to

35:31

live her life you know? I've always

35:34

wanted to be a mom and now I'm a mom. I'm

35:36

like. Holy. Shit. A

35:39

lot of people should not be parent like don't

35:41

know we should be pressured into being a parent

35:43

because it it it it is a so much

35:45

would so. Much work. Yeah, like all

35:47

the time and like you despite

35:49

to have your own. Thoughts:

35:51

and p sometimes hence the naps is

35:53

the lakes. It has been

35:55

all about you for a long time. List

35:57

is the All About. Her. right? And

36:00

don't put some more shit on your mom. You're

36:02

almost thirty. Figures. It out. Get.

36:04

Like I'm a storage unit right? Sell some

36:07

a your said, have your mom have her

36:09

space back to make a new life because

36:11

you know why. Seeing. I'll be

36:13

were for ever see to since then. Also must

36:15

is still Campbell. Said

36:18

is a very good point. It does

36:20

feel like that this person's and be

36:23

a little afraid that their mamas replacing

36:25

them. Yes yes there are some. Maybe

36:27

the conversation is about bad as not.

36:29

About your things cause or things don't

36:31

matter like road your pottery. maybe high

36:33

score a kid since it's not that

36:35

good. I'm thirty two visits or an

36:38

unsuccessful thought. Our yeah film. And now

36:40

you can start a new tradition like lunch can

36:42

be you're saying or as though you know the

36:44

get sick. Of each other but it

36:46

doesn't have to be about replacing. It

36:48

can be exactly what you said about

36:51

moving on with her life. But for

36:53

me the question that subbing answered is

36:55

how evil is this new husband and

36:57

argue stopping him you know from pulling

36:59

off as evil plan okay Black Ira

37:01

Glass let's go I do the I

37:04

just as access and all one is

37:06

ask the question guess a lot I

37:08

just feel like you know maybe this

37:10

is a good thing. Maybe want to

37:12

keep a recording device. In

37:15

the house Sir. And says asked her

37:17

has he broached the topic of life

37:19

insurance one. Too many times with

37:21

her hosts. It is. It's a Lifetime movie.

37:24

would you design? A certain type

37:26

of his palmer. To see

37:28

the camera in the living room to see

37:30

what's going on? Okay like the thing is

37:32

to I hate to say it is your

37:35

mom of business. An. Angel or. Bread.

37:37

Yeah, but like how many times have we

37:39

told her mom to but out a

37:41

sunni mean so way? But we're right. Right

37:44

cells and in. And I mean that's true. Like

37:46

you had to figure it out. We had a

37:49

figure it out. She got to figure it out.

37:51

Yeah, through know. Farm same here. I mean,

37:53

that sucks, especially for like super super

37:55

close that way. Bigger. Picture

37:57

Sauce Okay, well.

38:00

The only answer that you guys

38:02

muslims is of you all the.

38:04

Level. Of member of the

38:06

next. Question: Oh My God. This is like

38:08

a mom Cause this is like a very mom

38:10

heavy. Go for it of. My. Single

38:12

mom flirts with my guy friends. How do

38:14

I get or stop is so embarrassing. Oh

38:17

wow. Act

38:20

or you back on the whole or. In I'm

38:22

Going Out With Them movie. Oh and

38:24

mean girls. Mendoza. Yeah, Like

38:27

I'm to us i as a coma and

38:29

see his legacy for hot mom and the

38:31

friends like cool afraid we love it he

38:33

about a man. That can

38:35

be embarrassing so many ways. I mean I

38:37

didn't suffer from that, but I do remember

38:40

the the really the hot mom and it

38:42

was a slick sinuses. Turtles are. You

38:45

know what are these? Like

38:49

that is why areas you know and

38:51

I'll never be the hot mom. Always

38:53

a mama. Is you how to use

38:55

a tampon or a top of the

38:58

one of the family? Nothing more. Yes,

39:00

it was Texas in the early eighties.

39:02

like of the hair and yeah, like

39:04

Dallas. Yeah I was like. Iowa

39:07

Bills Mom like every pool party

39:09

was like nails and I see

39:12

and cigarettes a big pearls and

39:14

plastic surgery. You're like oh. My

39:16

God that it up. And

39:19

tanning beds. Probably tanning beds

39:21

before. Tanning beds Obe Yard

39:23

sweet. A minute, can I ask? Tourism.

39:26

Was. There a hot dad know.

39:30

Rather, Yes, yes yes you

39:33

know the older brother the older brother

39:35

have a friend would be. that's and

39:37

they would spawn us to leave them

39:40

alone. you know? Yeah, But Elsa that

39:42

my mom does like can only succeeded.

39:44

In a way that sex or Texas

39:47

yeah the waiter, the soccer in a

39:49

whatever is necessary a some. Is.

39:51

Your dad okay knows. That are

39:53

divorced now at their divorce so

39:55

now it isn't That didn't go

39:58

over well and the city. You're

40:00

young, but again, you can't do

40:02

anything about it. She's her own

40:04

woman. Re the through your. To

40:07

something your friends around her I guess? I

40:09

I think selling her after she does it. Yeah,

40:11

like if she does it and you're like mom.

40:14

When. You do that. It makes me uncomfortable. Totally the

40:16

really makes me uncomfortable and I'd I'd like it if

40:18

you didn't do it. At least in

40:20

my presence. you know that is that

40:22

creating of a boundary, right? It's like

40:24

when I'm around, this is what it's

40:26

gonna be. and I've I've let's you

40:28

do it and now give you hit

40:30

a point and that's it. Yeah, I

40:32

feel like you're within your your rights

40:34

to do that and bringing up specific

40:36

things. Sailor, it is. Important like when you

40:39

said this that assert his like some sensible.

40:41

Don't. Know that are being slurpee. you know in

40:43

in yeah. Like this thing that is

40:45

sad or you touch his arm and that is

40:47

creepy. Ah yeah the on such the unnecessary

40:49

on such yeah necessary arms as I don't

40:52

know lot of rich people that I went

40:54

to lake. And comedians wedding

40:56

in South Pasadena, California. It was

40:58

giving eyes wide. Serpent like at

41:00

a barbecue and I'd never know the

41:02

reason. why does. Everyone

41:05

was aimed taylor. And

41:07

simply bad. But the bags of never

41:09

seen so many people with. A responsibility

41:12

and I'm is my husband.

41:14

I really just married. And

41:16

this is like the first time I select

41:18

really Ritz people just. Or. Kiss each

41:21

other on the mouth. Oh. Yeah, oh

41:23

no, I do. They do that what he

41:25

thought about you. Know Jane Seymour, his

41:27

arm, wedding crashers leg oh yeah

41:29

the mom was like oh my

41:31

god I love the titans was

41:33

like last and so know that

41:35

was to me but like I

41:37

remember I brought my husband blue

41:39

moon like six months resulted. In the wedding.

41:42

And women were like kissing him hello, on his

41:44

lips and like were like on his seek late

41:46

in the corner. like right near his lips. Know,

41:49

like. Such is isn't

41:51

my from was like this is how rich people do.

41:53

It on my lap, the whole.

41:55

He said yeah, that would creep me out so

41:57

might like even when it's like a dude. This

42:00

is me on the cheap but so are you

42:02

not okay with it is so inappropriate to be

42:04

like. Do an air kiss but I

42:06

don't want your fucking mouth on my face.

42:09

Know nanny mean many put it that way.

42:11

Absolutely. Did your mouth off my

42:13

face? Yeah, The title of this

42:16

episode decides how you finally. For

42:18

my husband from the kids on the

42:20

seat three times while my oh my

42:22

god yes the like when you walk

42:24

into a party like it's his never

42:26

ending and i'm like wow and we

42:28

and the nom nom lot and the

42:30

first them i didn't know known for

42:32

away and and they really weren't l

42:34

like This is so much. By.

42:36

Family, We do. Close.

42:38

Seat air kiss so you to some

42:41

lot in your ear essentially is that

42:43

your faces don't touch. As it's

42:45

very like Titanic but loving. But

42:48

also withholding vicinity minutes at

42:50

perfect amount of like weirdness. With.

42:53

Comfort? Yeah, I didn't mind before,

42:55

but now I really mind because

42:57

now I don't. Really know what people

42:59

are do with their mouths? Yeah. Pasco

43:01

that that's it. that's over with

43:03

discussing. yeah the first time I

43:05

smelled bad breath. And of Kobe,

43:07

Those like. Know oh this is how I

43:10

get Kobe and I don't miss this

43:12

at all as that's gone, blowing out

43:14

candles on a cake that should be

43:16

gone completely. Yeah, there's a been. Bad.

43:18

like a green flame shoots out as and buddies

43:20

but of know I just think they're blowing your

43:22

germs. I'll look, I have a little bit of

43:24

a Cd. okay against the might be me a

43:26

little. The gods you. Know I love this

43:28

might be me and not cope. Let's

43:30

talk about it because there's a lot

43:32

of people that don't take their shoes

43:34

off when they come in my house

43:36

on disallow do you mind and then

43:39

like one person would literally do and

43:41

I'm like okay and then they got

43:43

dog shit that wasn't from my daughter.

43:45

My carpet. And. I will like. This is

43:47

why. You. Take up. Oh.

43:50

My god that's how plagues start

43:52

in web site So where I

43:54

have such an issue with that

43:56

I thought about it was set

43:58

of people didn't set up. Clogs

44:00

that was fast. As you get

44:02

summonses, house or take off her

44:04

clothes, I feel like. Yes,

44:06

Okay, Totally take your shoes off for

44:09

loser dishes. Have. Some. Times

44:11

though, people, people's feet

44:13

smells like. That. Kind

44:15

of like tank and it's sights. That's what they're

44:17

scared that are putting into the atmosphere and just

44:19

putting out there. I have to say I will

44:21

gladly take my shoes off. I have great Zones

44:23

week of finesse. I

44:26

don't buy an adult line with other people live in. This

44:28

is on. It's more like I'm just second. People do that

44:30

if you're going to than like have. A pair

44:32

of socks for people available because I don't do

44:34

bear seat on the floor. That grosses me out.

44:36

Yeah. bread and I don't want people staring at

44:39

my girls see in our yes actually I it's

44:41

It's really cute see it but they're not. That

44:44

only do or how that would you see come

44:46

through a rich. Source

44:48

Exposure. You must have a with you see I didn't

44:50

start of that. There is in which the. Yeah

44:53

Sox I have guess. also have

44:55

guessed slippers. So. I'll have them use

44:57

of an excuse me onto and and have to get

45:00

to the next question. But since release. These me out

45:02

and says and let me know from alone. Eating.

45:04

In an airport restaurant and using the

45:07

forks? oh the might have a really

45:09

clean this. How many people have gone

45:11

through the fourth of win or lose?

45:13

That's why I'm not mad like a

45:16

plastic. Fork. Sorry I want to see the

45:18

earth to but I also wanna save my face.

45:20

Yeah you know what I want to. I

45:22

won't drink at accept an hour or like the

45:24

glass in that hotel room never. They

45:26

are ways that with the same towel

45:28

that they use on account or I've

45:30

seen twenty Twenty Yeah never don't put

45:33

your mouth on anything in a hotel.

45:35

Physicists. It's anti.

45:39

Jewish words so live by

45:41

best the nameless episodes as.

45:43

Okay, next question. Yes.

45:45

Oh. This is a

45:48

saucy Santana. Questions. Oh my

45:50

god I'm and even had a

45:52

here we go up to sit

45:54

up. It's

45:56

problematic of I'm which netted to no no you what

45:59

to do it together. Why I target themself want

46:01

to govern? I don't. Want to say to get on. I

46:03

don't want to together limits as. Soon as a

46:05

get. Good as a. As

46:07

play so I want to get into it but

46:09

I don't know where to start. How do I

46:12

begin Least result The sand said Jordan one to

46:14

do that question with me troubles me. Gathered

46:16

Slams Men aren't you as your

46:18

friend of his journey of as

46:20

way. That's what I do as

46:22

middle child. I am solving everything

46:24

out for you. And

46:27

now the party can begin to. Them here so

46:29

support of yeah. My.

46:33

I just said so thirsty I just saw.

46:36

His own thirty with my Yadier.

46:38

I knew my water Iowa hearts.

46:41

Listen, I say nobody as. Far

46:44

as but all sorry I'm

46:47

just. As good as

46:49

store and ask somebody that you sort

46:51

of trust their length? What? Are the

46:53

good things to start with if you don't know?

46:55

because if you don't know, you don't want to.

46:58

Start. At like of very difficult

47:00

courses you need something. Element more intermediate

47:02

to mean I don't wanna go on

47:05

hot sun solely on us. Zone.

47:07

Warm. As if

47:09

I blessing I got on the wrong person. As as

47:11

because I just pretend this up part. Of my

47:13

body doesn't exist and that it

47:15

I lived with like that. I

47:18

don't like my feet to touch

47:20

the floor of the public display

47:22

of wait for the Flow by

47:24

S. Listeners: some for

47:26

everyone, one hundred percent. But.

47:28

I would say do that. go

47:31

to a Cs Once Jordan becomes

47:33

echoes it's if I'd say go

47:35

to a store. I'm also like

47:37

watch some porn. Do

47:40

some research, you know, see what you might

47:42

be into Arm talk about it with your

47:44

partner first. Yeah, because Cessna was on the

47:47

menu. That's something you should talk. About

47:49

before ordering for sir. I.

47:51

Think being serious together as I got one

47:53

years for this person's like I want bring

47:55

out all my stuff and it's like ny

47:57

what I'm serious about it. And. Second,

48:00

I'm relationship. Thing to to do

48:02

is. Like. A porn thing as a

48:04

great idea. Like let's watch and see what happens

48:06

when people do that. Yes, Sir. I

48:09

think it's boring. Like? to what degree Disney

48:11

wants to be penetrated? To what degree do

48:13

you want to penetrate somebody else like I'm

48:15

that gathering And what their comfort levels? I.

48:17

Love that he got the was about

48:19

a lot of. Exercise

48:22

by the. So

48:24

I don't know. I I didn't know

48:27

now. Like. Mail

48:29

and ever hear the roller coaster remote? It's.

48:33

It's it's going out between us. you moving

48:35

blanket. Us. And

48:40

other side senate race and of max

48:42

and for anyone's lives of have no

48:44

as not even if you yell like

48:46

a happy kwanzaa it's never find anywhere

48:48

Oh how I years. Of

48:51

Angus or December. Twenty six. Like

48:53

that? foods or a system. Oh

48:56

my god. I feel like it's

48:58

a conversation as. Much

49:01

as saying like it's a conversation that yeah course

49:03

like. You. Should know those things

49:05

about each other, right? Yeah, One. Hundred

49:07

percent. And if anything, start small

49:09

with seeds. Say. Our absolutely

49:11

next question Jordan. Call.

49:14

What's your name? Where you calling from? Okay

49:17

my husband say was about this

49:19

is he okay let's take a

49:22

rest Suited her arms up. Smooth

49:24

surface of the way the way

49:27

this is written is very conversational.

49:29

My husband let's say region doesn't

49:31

smell great. oh man it's his

49:34

body was that leaves us feds

49:36

that makes me feel like daddy.

49:39

How do I approach this topic?

49:41

You gotten this far in your life and relationship

49:43

with them and they don't know that like they're

49:46

not like my new boyfriend. Them as husband.

49:48

Yeah, you gotta open up once

49:50

it's medication. True. Yeah you that

49:52

it's hot about it because you know why

49:54

I beg your husband would have no problem

49:56

telling you have the right you don't mean

49:58

some has what is. It does. He need

50:01

to use a different so eat something

50:03

different is the see his balance off

50:05

like although the typical answer these lot

50:07

of each. I shower and are taking

50:09

a bath together. By really a fag.

50:11

Didn't either tiptoe, Know this:

50:13

your husband's your life partner.

50:16

Like. Getting married Leaguer. Partners crunches

50:18

late your roommate lake City

50:21

by about. See that thing more

50:23

than like my parents like. For said

50:25

they get out of a line. Yeah,

50:27

so it matters. It matters as come

50:29

on, don't be a fucking hero. Don't

50:31

do that. Yourself: Totally save yourself.

50:33

I'm going. To ask another question cause

50:35

we cannot and on someone's crowds can and

50:37

on someone's and and you can't and on

50:40

someone's crops you know any means. Yeah, damn

50:42

of. Hey, here's the last person.

50:44

And Jersey your will handle a

50:47

can. Get.

50:50

How do I go about investing and

50:52

been living paycheck to paycheck for most

50:54

of my adulthood and now them at

50:56

a new company with a decent salary

50:59

I'm looking to maintain some financial security

51:01

is an intimidating hurdle. They don't know

51:03

where to start. I love that. Yeah,

51:05

that is so important it is and

51:07

I totally understand that one else. A

51:09

high yield savings accounts or a really

51:11

good place to start? Yeah, right now.

51:14

Was that high yield savings accounts? Her.

51:16

So their savings accounts. I got your bank

51:18

or whatever and those give you like a

51:20

teeny tiny percentage. He will. Not make any

51:22

money off of that while you're waiting to

51:24

figure it out. And learning though google a

51:27

high yield savings Campuses. Think against he

51:29

said and put your money and they are

51:31

while he waits and listened to a bunch

51:33

of podcast about finances right? Yeah yeah the

51:35

compound interest rate now some of the highest

51:37

rate in our like covering it about four

51:39

to five percent. Now I'm back in the

51:42

day I used to do that with my

51:44

own money and was like when I for

51:46

certain comedy in an interest rates course went

51:48

down with the recession and cove it and

51:50

all that. but now it's a good time

51:53

to do it now as a saving time

51:55

and banks are begging for people's money and

51:57

there. Seems seems not not the

51:59

commercial. But our banks like

52:01

Ally and things like that isn't so

52:03

you are so on the money. Amen

52:05

to that Georgia like yeah, do that

52:07

shit. And there's so many pot. That's how

52:09

I learned. I don't know time, but I know

52:12

some basics and. It's all from podcasts

52:14

like financial typecast out there. Ah,

52:16

That's that's a good piece of advice sign

52:18

of people you like by the topic see

52:21

light and worms. And so slow.

52:23

Yeah, Yeah. That's why was this is

52:25

a sale emotional. Part of his legs it

52:27

as huge. It's like waking up one day and

52:29

a thing I have. To lose

52:31

weight right? and. It feel

52:33

overwhelming and dancing to the you think you're

52:36

just supposed to like dropped his way in

52:38

be super healthy within like weeks by. it

52:40

takes time and so if you're overwhelmed by

52:42

this. They. Use the word hurdle

52:44

just one day at a time. Julie,

52:46

You got this: Yeah? He that this?

52:49

Yeah. Oh my goodness. Wow, I'm

52:51

so glad we ended on her

52:53

adult question. Not about someone stinky

52:55

dick, Funky songs we are all

52:58

are guess what? is. The

53:02

most adult thing you want to do for yourself that you haven't had

53:04

a chance to do yet and he can. Be big

53:06

or small or medium medium.

53:09

Of. The think ah I have completely

53:11

lost the plot when it comes

53:13

to being unsafe in a way

53:15

that like makes me feel. Old

53:17

in our name. In yeah, I am

53:19

forty three. I think that's not old

53:21

at all. No, but somehow. I'm like

53:23

well at times over for me are taking

53:25

care of myself in that way. Ah I

53:27

now am I need Yeah I need to.

53:30

Remember like people run marathons.

53:32

In this six season in now and

53:34

I still get that in my side.

53:36

Because I'm such a like and such a nap or

53:38

that I'm like wanna go take a nap Now I

53:40

need to like discipline myself and it doesn't therapy ah

53:42

the time Or it's if he didn't have a lot

53:45

of discipline as a child. don't know how to do

53:47

it yourself as an adult yeah but you have to

53:49

be is apparent yourself and be like okay. Doors. I

53:51

know you want a app right now, but a thirty

53:53

minute walk is going. To make you feel

53:55

better and so many ways. Yeah, You.

53:57

Know it really worked for me. They

54:00

will work for you. but making plans with

54:02

my friends to go for a walk or

54:04

jog? or like a dance class or legs

54:06

at whatever time. To there was

54:08

like I'm not gonna let my friend down. I'll

54:10

cancel all day long as I did. Pellets at

54:13

home? Are you kidding me is to have my

54:15

god yeah I'm hanging, sit on their. The

54:17

first first. What if I had a

54:19

friend meet me at my bike everyday? Blake, I'm

54:21

coming to the don't want to let those motherfuckers

54:23

down. Totally. right? So I don't know maybe that

54:25

would wear and then also I bought like new

54:27

workout clothes that target. That's a good why I

54:29

wrote. Them to like this. it looks

54:31

like a mad at myself that and

54:34

so has become a new lack one

54:36

year. They remind us a really good

54:38

point because the pants the suspense I

54:40

have. I love them but the elastic

54:42

is thought yup just say fall off

54:44

while you know work out So they

54:46

have a cute new alpha to like

54:48

work out in his everything. For sir?

54:50

Yeah, It's issue with in California

54:52

everyone loves to hides yes. Oh.

54:54

My. God. Bring some juices. Go on. A hike.

54:57

Do the law hot dog. That's a good one.

54:59

Silva see, I haven't done that years. It's a

55:01

great idea. If I were there we do it

55:03

with you. I was less. What's.

55:06

Once had a vet says written you've never really

55:08

done before but like wanted to try. Move

55:10

There is an

55:13

aerial ah gymnastics

55:15

place. By my house but

55:17

it's the only part shelter and

55:19

move out that it would. I

55:21

undertook as a lease overlords about

55:23

school. Is giving save her our realness.

55:26

I wanted the as far as a

55:28

pole dancing. Studio that I'm I'm never done

55:30

that I can imagine. I could barely do

55:32

a push up a can of as my

55:34

can do that by of the know for

55:36

me this emphasis habit of a the length

55:38

would have your own that same as. The

55:40

fact that against hi my own shoelace on camera and

55:42

not have. Like

55:44

give me an Oscar. Miss. So what's

55:47

up Like a few words with

55:49

Channing Tatum. whatever his name as. His

55:52

name is Channing but that some literally.

55:54

As as having Channing Tatum selling say job.

55:56

I don't really watch a lot of his films,

55:58

but I did see you. The doing

56:00

a little something in the

56:03

end via yeah ha. What

56:05

are we talking about? I could see if

56:07

or and home I can see that other Paul

56:09

for sir sounds I just say I'm saying is

56:11

that if that is what you wish her well

56:13

I think he said ten. Nobody has that,

56:15

you know. But like literally, you said it

56:17

and no one said it. I was, doesn't

56:19

matter. How I can see as. Well

56:22

start seeing is set on the other

56:24

thought that's why thing is paul hiking

56:26

the news fan and l a whole

56:28

feisty old people do all your as

56:31

as this a walker a walking stick

56:33

out. About you guys are talking

56:35

about steroids, report licenses, or an idea

56:37

that they just that. I was. That

56:40

she was, she was for them like a

56:42

national poll. That you take hiking. Oh

56:45

my Goodness. It's in Amazing! He was

56:48

so funny. I think he says for doing

56:50

this. Silly. So last thing.

56:53

You guys so much I adore you

56:55

both! They'd love the so all. Birds

56:58

in Georgia. Wow!

57:07

We learned a lot about each

57:09

other about people's holds, their wishes

57:11

or once. Questions answers more

57:13

questions than answers. More questions

57:15

than answers new. More questions than answers.

57:18

Is what people have noom. I think

57:20

the world would be a better place

57:22

if we ask more questions. Like.

57:25

What I mean: whether it comes

57:27

to like federal funding really, who's

57:29

running for why are like you

57:31

know, the civil rights, like something

57:33

anything like even like your body

57:35

and linked expectations on what your

57:37

mom is doing are not like

57:39

fucking anything To be honest. Thank

57:41

you. So oh my goodness. My.

57:43

Lovelies as an abbey. Just give me a Seltzer. Scarf.

57:46

Oh yes, it's refreshing.

57:48

Look. Look look look look look look look Look The. Most

57:50

out of how that's how that as the. He

57:54

just wish for that and she brought it.

57:56

Or did you teixeira like what happened I

57:58

texted her exam. I'm not one. The i get

58:00

really there are thing when. I like ever the

58:02

as play questions I nursed stance

58:04

two years I get it does

58:06

some some was cited I'm trying

58:08

to imagine they'll come on now

58:10

for so stay with that. We

58:15

sell it been locked in a battle

58:17

with this Microsoft is tired of the

58:19

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