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be. Welcome.
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Welcome to adults And he made it across the
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Bering sans i'm Jordan Carlos I'm here as always
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like oh from go Michelle be to hello
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miss show you look beauty is is always. The
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case the case them is going on the
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is this band salad or is this adult
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thing. American Bandstand? Yeah, like oh it's I
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always wanted to be that guy. I want to
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be the guy I wanted to be like you
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know, med care in the morning or case against
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them with a tough for to Canada and yes
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and symptoms of bring a a dollop and a
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dab of that to our show. Okay and now
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Michael. Now I know why Jordan
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in stop drinking caffeine. Oh
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My God Only said fuck the other
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day. What? We watch this movie Elemental?
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Okay and. The. Little fire
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girl goes and then or is
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goes. Ah,
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Of why. The
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fuck have? No, he didn't. And.
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He goes oh, does what you think he goes
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fuck. A lot of. Those
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like. Oh but the movie was so
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good were like you shouldn't say it because
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it's a really using are you watching the
2:05
movie? Am I gonna even know how to
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yeah have to A four year olds has
2:10
their mind is everywhere. The either a little to
2:12
to to correct. Like he
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doesn't know what about word as yet. I
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mean my son. He'll remind me that I'm
2:18
cursing in front of him. Okay, I'll
2:21
be like that are using bad words. Cel
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Mai Okay I will do. I do. Yeah,
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I love that he's in your city, kids
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is bound to find is where that anyway.
2:30
And if anything, that sorta says me that.
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The. African American. Die.
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A sporadic caribbean in him, a
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strong because the com responses right
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there. What? The first joined
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in. You know say ancestors were spit
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it out last. Get with
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the rhythm. the rhyme. Oh
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yeah, you know. the other
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day Hazel seizure told me
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that he called him something.
2:54
Mean, but you could remember because we're also
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tired of the cocaine. Answer Leaders: As
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he said a dummy head and I'm like
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oh woe is suing for her And he
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was. I guess who's laughing with any Embassy
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Tommy Only. Some funny because
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as if I am. A sin
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and comedian, you know. And so how do
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I talked to her? You know? Obviously. Yes,
3:14
Be nice. But like what is it
3:17
sell it was the sons of was
3:19
older sometimes. We. Say things that
3:21
hurt someone's feelings and we don't do
3:23
that we don't hurt feelings with of
3:26
people up someone's be mean seeing anything
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Thomas ah. Ah
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ah, I'm A. I'm.
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Trying. But I don't want to
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be like the illegal money goop mom.
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Right you mean but I want
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to do to mean how would
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you describe your ammo? Your mother
3:43
who demo in three words. Three.
3:45
Words. How. Fucking dare you.
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Doesn't weigh three? Where's the. As
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as. As as forwards but like
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it's. Hard to know it's arts and
3:54
are you doing the right things? They're good
3:56
kids. Yeah, and you know what it's gonna.
3:59
compassion. Struggle there He oh
4:01
my god has compassion structure
4:03
joy to see Sj. I.
4:06
Love that that's really good. Yes,
4:08
What about Young? Forwards.
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More final: Why do you him for like
4:13
three? Or just as for the missus, it's
4:15
which is making I can't do it. Okay,
4:17
fine. three words. Foreigner. Than
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mom. That's it says of the
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three were. Is.
4:24
There was a air horns a blast
4:26
in someone's little ear pads right now.
4:30
To let. Me
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Show: you have no idea on election Day?
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Yeah, so it's over. It's over.
4:36
Jordan came alive, really jumped off the
4:39
bench like my name is m. She
4:43
was like jesus, take the wheel some crew
4:45
than Oprah? Yes! So typically New York at
4:47
where I. Guess. It around the country. In
4:49
the Us the kids see home because
4:51
a lot of these schools. Are where
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you can go vote right? Yeah that's what
4:56
it is because voting polls of their on
4:58
him and so the kids are home and
5:00
you decide to be father of the year
5:02
Know is that you could see the thousand
5:04
yards Sears from mom. You know like you
5:06
could see that if it's is it wasn't
5:08
the it was the miles. You know. I'm
5:11
saying like moms are just so tired. And
5:13
like we have of this really great
5:15
kind of web of like parents and
5:17
like they cause they need like at
5:19
a playdate some time off but it
5:22
was like the lines were getting jam
5:24
soon I'm saying is like is everybody
5:26
was offered same time so as like
5:28
this is to this thing so we
5:30
went to the city Butterflies boom butterflies
5:32
yeah invisible world boom squint will boom.
5:34
There. We go cross town centre p Three
5:36
bombs hit him in kids are you gonna
5:39
ski lift A crossroads of of on what
5:41
is that? What's that Get in the ski
5:43
lift. I got my kids and another kids
5:45
and we don't come back. To.
5:47
They ask for us. Seems.
5:50
A. Another another you may core.
5:52
Memories yet he now and it's really great that
5:54
you step in and make a great day. We'll
5:56
do it all the time. as parents for each
5:58
other. Via is all the time. Like we gotta
6:00
do it out on yeah. Man he at five
6:02
pm sometimes I get a feel anxious
6:04
some like there's so much more to
6:07
the day and I just want. To crawl
6:09
up on that counts. And as was see the in, have
6:11
a glass of wine and you should. You should be able
6:13
to do that. But. I don't have time
6:15
for that I gotta make for dinner he makes
6:17
a dinner we'll hang out and them eat dinner
6:19
and then we bathing go to bed in the
6:21
new gets is like half hour to yourself there
6:24
really isn't to yourself right and then like for
6:26
me him if I have an event then they
6:28
are so i do all that before i do
6:30
this so of the event and they wake up
6:32
in the morning to the same things the lights
6:34
but i also you know me i'm a bit
6:36
plan that's why i'm just like hey y'all would
6:38
you do in his date with the have a
6:41
party seller to also plan fun. Yeah, does your
6:43
greatest? That's where you. That's where you sign and
6:45
you have it. Yeah, But I wondered. could you
6:47
ever as I know you do take naps, reset
6:49
the do you make a routine or a habit
6:52
of the sites be like these: thirty minutes no
6:54
matter what. Rain or shine or mine. I.
6:56
Mean when they're not home or like on
6:59
the weekends? Yeah, right. But Leon when they're
7:01
back from school, know it's hard. Yeah, so
7:03
you. It's. What's for? get his
7:05
you have the three or four
7:07
hours before. Yeah no we the
7:10
mean are they at least bringing
7:12
their this to the saints. Sit
7:14
at the end of debt. know
7:16
I try. I try. Is
7:18
very hard. It's very hard at this
7:21
point in his more work for me
7:23
to ask them to take their dishes
7:25
things my boss when it's and realize
7:27
what a boring sucking pike a boy
7:30
or a cell is tired Michelle this
7:32
is this is real. This is like
7:34
what people want on know. They.
7:36
Want the be to as of leave They
7:38
want the butoh of leave behind the scenes
7:40
Oh my god Want I'm living a sickly.
7:42
Here's what I will say Get it out
7:44
to the right. Yes I will say at
7:47
the end of the day when I sit
7:49
my bed early down my band I run
7:51
or back. I'm disliked. I wouldn't have done
7:53
it differently like I'd rather be tired and
7:56
present them like arrested and missing South Lake.
7:58
I take my father's with my. Brand.
8:00
I have my little blue the branches and
8:02
I have a really fun fucking job. The
8:04
arm play yeah man I I I will
8:06
be thirty the way. So it's it's like
8:09
I'm also be tied to a subpoena Love
8:11
and be with someone. I love you. And
8:13
I mean death. Yeah, but little baby,
8:15
it's the place. Yeah and I don't
8:17
want to be like I don't want to
8:19
and will be that business always out in
8:21
public and disliked. I'm tired. He only means
8:24
I wanted you to as though is a
8:26
competition. Ammo is the flag waving cause I
8:28
better and I. More it's higher in
8:30
I want to be that bless right?
8:32
I've slept in days. Yeah, Like a
8:35
yeah yeah yeah. But. I also don't
8:37
know how to be high with my kids like
8:39
I see some parents like and they figured it
8:41
out of my how you such a good movie
8:43
Like shrewd, And. They have an
8:45
old twinkle in there. I am like
8:48
depository with your kids. How does he
8:50
do that? Oh my God. like I
8:52
am. Just try name's login. Get a
8:54
straight line down my kid's head for
8:57
pigtails. Puts you become more like kid
8:59
like when you get high your fun already
9:01
be. you get even more like. Sound.
9:03
Like. And fun! You do
9:06
know Juju. Oh I do with
9:08
one does or I do. You do
9:10
michelle be So when you get
9:12
nice you seem to like sweet.
9:15
Like tipsy or hey, It's. Hard
9:17
because they feel the same here with you
9:19
guys effects of so i feel know when
9:21
i'm a high as giving are we. Okay
9:24
like am I talking to my it's like
9:26
the my eye with you was in Maine.
9:28
And we're at your friend's house. I was on
9:30
the side of amount is caught up with no
9:32
legs. We're all gonna roll down. And
9:34
he had a really sweet sued German
9:36
Shepherd just as as faces up or
9:38
much else to say the like oh
9:40
bless I'm cool with outside surplus or
9:42
it's so I I understand. I would
9:44
suggest two point five milligrams to see
9:46
that's like taking and excedrin and then
9:48
you're of is like it. So when
9:51
you can breed one more Dr. Seuss
9:53
book or not because it's been cancelled,
9:55
it's up to you in arms. I
9:57
am I. I've. Done It is simply isn't
9:59
my back. I wanted to
10:01
be take. Is. Not like I'm
10:03
fading. It via like I've tried it. Are
10:05
you like timetables? Do you like get them
10:08
in bed by a certain time every. Night.
10:10
Like dinners on the table the same
10:13
as at the same? Yes, yes.about. this
10:15
is because you give us a sixty
10:17
minute. Please please Do you know? Come
10:19
on. That's. Life here, but I
10:21
understand. Dinners usually around six. Bathroom:
10:24
Seven Thirty Said eighth seed used to be
10:26
dinner at Five. That's a lot of pressure.
10:28
It is a lot of pressure with. As
10:30
your day sweater. but I'm just like had a people do
10:32
this. Oh yeah, they did do it the
10:34
into eating all day. To play a
10:37
certain or that aware. Of
10:39
my. fuckin' like Mary Kay meeting
10:41
you don't mean they weren't doing
10:43
like five different projects. On a
10:45
big fucking platform. You know, that's what
10:48
they call the second shift. Like you're
10:50
doing another job. you know? and you're
10:52
already doing like. the job you already
10:54
have is like two jumps. It
10:56
has been say why when when I do these
10:59
cells. And. I see these people
11:01
from all walks of life. They are
11:03
a young twenties up to like
11:05
late seventies. Ah, enjoying the word sexual
11:07
minimum. My mouth is so weird to
11:10
actually be this thing that brings
11:12
people together. Play is always been that
11:14
way anyways, right. Like whether it's
11:16
a Me bowl. Party or comedy?
11:18
So or. Tv sour on display
11:20
at them. this is really really nice
11:23
suit other the about you ah loving
11:25
to fall asleep at a party I
11:27
do is I love the way you
11:29
described the is a flag as it's
11:31
healing below every it sounds of people
11:33
have a great conversations and that often
11:35
how I feel when I'm awake way
11:37
of other take a moment for me
11:39
but I'm also the flags legalized simple
11:41
late so haven't signed is giving like
11:43
and emotional. Weekend at Bernie's will rethink that
11:45
is. I understand all that you know. I love
11:48
the fact that it's so that cease to see
11:50
Missy be speak. I. Am I'm
11:52
here for that? You know, Legs.
11:54
You seem to get up and
11:56
do it all every day. You.
11:58
Liked maximum for. Near.
12:00
Don't you? I. I
12:05
think I'm I'm probably. I'm probably eighty percent
12:07
buried our everyday that I I feel like
12:09
a do a lot a do a lot
12:11
through. I have my little list of wins
12:13
and everything like that on my phone. I
12:15
do a lot. I'm always impressed by you
12:17
friends. You know that think you I want
12:19
you to know that. If it
12:22
ever too much you know always call
12:24
you know I'm saying thank you baby
12:26
face cause you make it look easy
12:28
but. There's this old texture
12:30
of like a ballet dancer. you
12:32
see the shoe on points of
12:34
issue on point right then they
12:36
take the shoe us and you
12:38
see all the guess is the
12:40
i'm saying yeah oh my god
12:42
m I am a ballerina foot
12:44
or as like I try to
12:47
have these sweet moments on an
12:49
object or not as a i
12:51
do feel yes I do Silica
12:53
plus sized ballerina does tiptoeing around
12:55
and into to tell him he
12:57
gonna happen. Being. Busy
12:59
as wilde been successful is different than
13:01
being busy cause you don't have to
13:03
be busy to be successful. That makes
13:06
sense. Ah, but you also can be
13:08
like if it really is linked with
13:10
one of those weird things were that
13:12
always said work. Smart, not hard, and
13:14
that's what I do love about our
13:17
guests for this episode. I mean, she's
13:19
a mother fucking power on. Yes
13:21
and so sweet True. And
13:23
I mean see, Gave
13:25
us a job to give job when
13:28
no one else would add. Up
13:31
wears a suit too low a just.
13:34
See. His assistant the sees the co
13:36
host of My Favorite Murder. Yes,
13:38
And she's also the corner of
13:40
Exactly Right Media Exactly Right podcast
13:42
network. I'm so sorry, don't at
13:45
me. Or
13:47
six and imposed. And I'm so happy
13:49
that see is available! To sit down
13:51
and talk to us because Georgia and
13:54
carrying a really fucking cool and they're
13:56
really fucking smart. They're also really fucking
13:58
busy in cells. Speaking about. The the
14:00
entire day. What? With I am
14:03
overtime some at one hundred percent near our eighty. I'm
14:08
really glad to see the think found
14:10
the time to fucking hang with us.
14:12
So you guys please enjoy this episode
14:14
of I'm. This. Adults: an illegal
14:16
to the with the so does crazy set
14:18
up up Up up up up up Losing
14:20
thread is as the schools are guess Spencer
14:23
as a hard are direct effect of it
14:25
affects a oh my God exhibitor on the
14:27
charging station and Woodward. Oh.
14:36
Like to see that is so
14:38
long as I know. And yeah,
14:40
I don't even know when in
14:43
person, especially with the cozy inside
14:45
Recently. We were kids I know, cells
14:47
or ever different people. I really. Was
14:49
I believed in i'm The Elders that
14:52
they would take care of a. C.
14:55
And in a realist, had a take care of myself. Yes
14:59
was that the jury. Lug nuts
15:01
a get into were by his of
15:03
ugly or everyone Now how many friends
15:05
and or family members do you think
15:08
you have like stat thirty two acre
15:10
a loss. But the and the throne.
15:12
And Co. Veda. Unfortunately,
15:15
Mine is like my mom and dad.
15:17
Saw saw. I'm
15:19
not there yet to like. totally
15:21
cut off, but I have work
15:23
to bury. Harvest Boundaries? Yeah, and
15:25
how to turn myself into a
15:28
gray rock and nine gates? Wow.
15:30
Oh My. God. Gray Rock or
15:32
Iraq? Yeah. Wow. To recall that
15:34
the Great shedding. Is that what
15:36
it is? People are. it's shedding.
15:38
Thus Will Giles I think it's
15:40
like you're almost quietly quit the
15:42
people. I mean, I'm A. I'm
15:44
such a like little Aquarius nice
15:46
guy that I'm like I'm quite
15:48
liquid. You. And. That's been
15:50
it and I'm just kind of burrowing a
15:52
tower. Tim Robbins and Sauce introduction to get
15:55
away from certain family members and things like
15:57
that. But here we are. You know, the
15:59
half. I remember you're in Said something like
16:01
years ago could like when the classes. Are got
16:03
for adult thing. years ago was how do
16:06
you like get rid of a friend or
16:08
how do you stop. Being friends with
16:10
someone and during was like friends are
16:12
like garbage cans legs. You. Never really
16:14
get rid of I'm little to roll around. A
16:16
role Baggy clothes that you said every. Time
16:19
we think my trash out on my they are
16:21
which friend is this writing of? Have Lagat said
16:23
Ma'am and. The hose
16:25
down. Every once in awhile and. Ah,
16:28
summer Rubbermaid. Honestly, you have to talk
16:30
to the dressed as yours and slip
16:33
I'm a fucking twenty to defend or
16:35
like your other neighbor was still said
16:37
like you know how to deal more
16:39
are truly is My guess is death
16:42
and six That analogy. I mean
16:44
come on, it's happening again.
16:46
Yeah with some the whole
16:49
discussion. About trans a non
16:51
binary people know Mike. I
16:54
don't I just how many
16:56
waves of. People in my life for my
16:58
really get to come up. The Ass
17:00
Ending Facebook has helped. Ending Facebook
17:02
has and I don't need to
17:05
normalise birthday sort of like literally
17:07
to do with us. Yeah, I
17:09
honestly thought you were saying facebook had ended
17:11
are like night know. Why
17:14
it was like Alan Right thing
17:16
down the which is that like
17:18
wire the Munchkins my dancing on
17:20
Ice I see which said getting
17:22
off social media design devices saying
17:24
the ah. I wish it was
17:26
just my family that likes it because I
17:29
can yell at my family and south that
17:31
what they're doing wrong. Yeah, but I can't
17:33
do that. Likes on social media to strangers.
17:35
Yeah, so. It's hard but almost like wish
17:37
I could keep facebook. Not. Really. But
17:40
that sale and not deal with
17:42
the strangers. On. Like Instagram
17:44
are now. Yeah, How do
17:46
you maintain a healthy relationship?
17:49
With also media because it's gonna be
17:51
in our lives forever Non time. I
17:53
don't. Sites I
17:55
don't know in everyone's like don't read the comments
17:57
and it's so hard for me because I do
17:59
that. Hit Delta mean one. it's like
18:01
good yeah but I also get it when
18:03
it's bad because they are fired as yeah
18:06
while and then someone will descend me because
18:08
I can't say the thing and then I
18:10
get fired up from that person it's sights
18:12
Yeah I don't post really any. More an
18:14
Instagram because I just like, I don't know,
18:17
like I got sick of sharing. It
18:19
just felt like contents after a while. And
18:21
sort of my actual lies Yeah and every time
18:23
I go. Out somewhere I'd be like
18:25
i gotta get Clinton sucked respecting Enjoy!
18:27
Yourselves is will because I mean we
18:29
all work for Instagram. I got my
18:31
job you to last year. I'm really
18:33
sorry about it case but like just
18:36
feel like I sometimes think like I'm
18:38
gonna go on a limb and say
18:40
like Michelle Georgia you're both like straight
18:42
a student. Me Be
18:44
I was. I was in rehab. You
18:46
was as. Okay,
18:49
What? Would this doubled said get.
18:51
You know it's just I barely graduated high
18:54
school and I dropped out of college of
18:56
Zapper. Okay, cool, cool, cool cool Cool. So.
18:59
Fucked me my theory. Truly I a perfectionist
19:01
that you're right about that. That's what I
19:03
mean. That's what I mean. it's idea. What
19:05
you're getting? His instincts, intruders, That's
19:07
what you're getting and sometimes I saw you
19:10
fucking needs a release of i haven't been
19:12
sick this her job at a high school
19:14
to and she's was murdered. See boy fucking
19:16
know Rise! She does yoga. Wow yeah. So
19:18
that's why we will be were like where your kids go
19:20
to school and like. Wherever. They feel
19:22
like it for they don't have
19:24
to write wherever they thrive as
19:26
time exactly. Yeah and love. That words
19:29
yeah, as handsome as like as my kids
19:31
either to dismiss around the sooner. But.
19:36
I am a perfect says I want to do
19:38
everything I like. I saw me recently that was
19:40
like when I get to the T essay likes
19:42
line I have to do that. That's sad and
19:44
I want the security guards see like that girl
19:46
is a legend says so that it does like
19:48
I wants to do it all correctly and yes
19:50
driving everything. So there is a part of the
19:52
that goes to social media likes This has to
19:55
be the best. Post away and it's exhausting.
19:57
I'm just so hung up on she
19:59
has saved. Like a you ever get
20:01
a high five from it's Usa officer it's
20:03
like you did that the best I said
20:05
I really sad on my guys either. That's
20:08
a good like I'm doing it all right
20:10
so I can complain about other people's my.
20:12
You hope that people like will watch to be
20:14
like. That's how it's done. It's
20:16
dugas late. I raised my
20:18
arms up and do a little. White.
20:20
Whatever the diamond side of the Bjp sign.
20:23
Above my head examined and a smile and
20:25
they're still like you'll have to pat you
20:27
down and my foot. I just don't know
20:30
with a smile you know? Yes. and it
20:32
just hurts my heart and I feel as
20:34
though. You have metal in your body that
20:36
you have like some oh you little yeah yeahs
20:38
happily give back. Surgery? Ah of
20:41
yeah. okay. Medal in my
20:43
body? Yeah. When I wear a
20:45
bra with the wire they're like call him
20:47
back up I'm like is just double these
20:49
beds the right one a bigger a few
20:51
months now scary me like it's slots Yeah
20:53
yeah yeah other day they added sick my
20:56
daughter's hair and I'm like how fucking dare
20:58
you. Lie. For
21:00
drugs in my booty whole before putting him
21:02
a little daughters here. Fuck that noise. Yeah,
21:05
because they still. Anyways, when I do her
21:07
his that's wild. Sometimes there's like a family
21:09
in front of me and if I'm flying
21:11
solo. Send. Us a switch lines and
21:13
then like the look at me like oh.
21:16
You. Know the disrespect, you know? But I'm
21:18
like you gotta three year old go saw
21:20
the yes and like leave me alone like
21:22
I have to do this. Or
21:24
when you're behind like old people
21:26
like. That's all my das. Mit
21:29
easily because I say and I was in
21:31
a wait for when they need help
21:33
know like I got to my meds
21:35
are you on? Because I mean those the
21:37
know I'm looking for some now I'm
21:39
not on any. Mine aren't working. I
21:42
mean I screwed up to my job as an
21:44
epidemic has made my as cleanse so hard and
21:46
will an ass anymore. I should get a Brazilian
21:48
but lived at some point for Kwanzaa. So
21:50
you know when a ride it out
21:53
l a while and see if I'm
21:55
tired? Mom working booties or. The
21:57
next him back to sleep Finland. Though
22:00
I'm you know about bottoms everything finds it's
22:02
way now little and I love it. Yeah
22:04
I mean I try to be a species
22:07
as possible. The people in the airports they
22:09
do realize is like a big. Undertaking
22:11
for them I now they put the
22:13
trip. They let their house this isn't
22:15
seven they do often yes insurgents weight
22:17
watchers say because in my parents are
22:19
really good travelers they always like make
22:21
jokes to my mom and my dad
22:23
and I'm dislike is he would have
22:25
believed in me the way Matthew knows
22:27
believed in beyond say salons a riot
22:29
Recent have been playing. Private bid spare
22:31
parts no. Signal of what sue off and
22:33
put in a fucking trying. I don't think
22:36
I could travel as children or my
22:38
parents like I would help people, yeah,
22:40
I don't want to see like a
22:42
total asshole. No that's okay it is like
22:44
an episode of the Amazing Race with no
22:46
fucking friend and I plan to say i
22:48
can't read a map my brain goes to
22:50
to the but I can travel with the
22:52
some you know and also one time I
22:54
traveled with my friends can't because she has
22:56
so many says she went from New York
22:58
away with different her cat Olivia Newton John.
23:01
Vociferously gained weight that he was littler
23:03
bag like on a lot a cat
23:05
same but his Uk way and. Will
23:07
suffer in the bag. I was like what
23:09
in the south less is going on This
23:11
is not okay and I've never travelled with
23:13
a cat before. They make you take it
23:15
out right? Yeah, How. Was are not more
23:17
cats running around the airport but have
23:19
been you go into private room ah
23:22
and in the cat runs under like
23:24
of cause he was a commitment the
23:26
us to chat. I.
23:28
Like the one was a The chat
23:30
is like stuck in a ball like
23:32
it's such a space ball that they
23:35
can look out of. Yeah yeah yeah.
23:37
Have you ever traveled that way with
23:39
your kitty? I know, I I don't
23:41
do. I thankfully don't do that travel
23:43
with and was but I can imagine
23:45
the cat wanted to see the outside
23:47
world that much. Re: yeah right. Like
23:49
the confusion of that. Seems.
23:52
A little intense, right? right? I
23:54
have two questions you guys have you
23:56
guys met and or. Works with a
23:59
person who. Do not know if
24:01
it's have their game but very talented.
24:03
Like. Really talented but just still
24:05
so fucking miserable. Oh My God.
24:08
Yes. Okay, Were able to emulate
24:10
them and her. Those
24:12
of us. Forever ago at
24:14
waiting for the but seriously like I am
24:17
starting to run into people warm deflates. Is
24:19
it trauma? Yeah the fuck Is it like.
24:22
I can understand someone who hasn't figured
24:24
it out and they're like I know
24:26
everything because they don't and you figure
24:28
them out or like. We know
24:30
I don't know anything and I'm miserable
24:32
because people's army at whatever it is
24:35
that way. So that sli good yeah
24:37
that brings the bad energy. I'm like
24:39
what, where is this coming from. That
24:41
solves the trauma. I think that
24:44
I think perfectionism is. Like a
24:46
great way to be miserable no matter
24:48
what you would seize. You know I
24:50
think that as a hard one satellite
24:52
get past. Yeah, I mean
24:54
some says is kind of like
24:56
I understand sites is so cautionary
24:58
but it's like I recently went
25:00
to the site big old celebs
25:02
apartment near as of was a
25:04
flags and it was Pinos apartments
25:06
and they were just like. Stuff
25:11
and I'm like oh wow you know like that's
25:13
really cool. We're never going to hang out but
25:15
this is really cool and see this is like
25:17
dope are you look through my Me, a Batman
25:19
and Geico? you know what was I. Knew
25:21
his name, names, Gives. The resolve
25:23
tattoo that to they are with what they have they
25:25
were they were just they were not happy with what
25:28
they had and in one or more. But
25:31
this person is like so successful,
25:33
so powerful in the game. And.
25:35
They still. Yeah, it's still
25:37
not. Like I
25:39
think my wildest dreams or their lowest
25:41
expectations and I'm like precipitous attacks and
25:44
rates. It's like, i guess I don't
25:46
totally understand what's the word when you
25:48
try really hard for things in our
25:50
Orbison. I don't get ambitious. Plan
25:56
to assess about myself. Liking
25:58
and math like had. Yeah, that's. Matt
26:00
I love nabbed. Because.
26:02
The I don't, I don't Now I
26:04
now have to. What is so great
26:06
about naps? Ah, you feel we're. Still
26:09
answer resets on your entire day you he
26:11
assessed in the whole rest of the day
26:13
to like besides having two days and one
26:16
it is and it's like is the same
26:18
thing as like the way your first cup
26:20
of coffee. Works for you your to think. Let's.
26:23
Go into silver don't like
26:25
cold eyepatches you to say
26:27
member. Or more air
26:30
etc. Say okay. The mapping order
26:32
in my house is like tie
26:34
between my dog and my wife
26:36
and so lights or disapprove. Past
26:38
four years since his wits up
26:40
it's ah oh no, she's like
26:42
I'm taking twenty minutes. America For
26:44
now, God comes down. What the
26:47
fuck is over. Two
26:49
hours later, I say like, those tickets
26:51
are twenty minutes later. Maybe she needs
26:53
to our yeah, Seeking to have
26:55
them as without that that that unless
26:58
it's let it go into a deep
27:00
rem sleep just like Let mama Go
27:02
Zebra Had those messages like i'm a
27:04
go our way all night yeah don't
27:07
have to set an alarm app that's
27:09
amazing Yeah oh wow Simba he that's
27:11
my ambition is success in he means
27:13
I'm. Able to take a nap in the middle of the day
27:16
like there was a long time of my life that I put and.
27:18
In, I worked a job sites never do that.
27:20
Yeah and I didn't think that would ever end. and so
27:22
back then I'd be like if I can take a nap
27:24
every day. I'm successful. Yeah, you can
27:27
full on take naps. I've done
27:29
that. A .net as a digital.
27:31
the naps and also having a car
27:33
pick me up ah in go to
27:35
like an event or to so where
27:37
the airport. Okay, that's a good now. That's
27:40
a good number that's also like a sign of
27:42
success for me. Where I'm dislike, I could take
27:44
a nap in this car as somebody else. Puts
27:46
me to have a book or
27:49
sorry for. Here are a ah
27:51
I'm. Getting picked up they'll be no time
27:53
in my life we're seeing my name or
27:55
my has examined. We walk off the airplane
27:57
and someone's holding up. Assigned. To be like. The
28:00
car Ma'am. Ah yeah yeah
28:02
the best as I am a
28:04
forensic a pitcher every time but
28:06
I'm like not going to see
28:08
a specific place for ten. You
28:10
belong there like weren't in the first
28:12
rodeo going on and I'm way too
28:14
friendly to the drivers and like how
28:16
is your way of me to do
28:18
carry my bag Theory by now says
28:20
being a hero here you go wash
28:23
their hands. Yeah, yeah, I know
28:25
I do. Well, it's I'm I'm like, no,
28:27
no, I'm from Brooklyn so right. And Sigma
28:29
Bags In other words of okay, Now
28:32
you're given my Dad's oh
28:34
okay yeah. Ongoing.
28:37
Thing as who saved who Ladies and
28:40
gentlemen, Assists in a non
28:42
binary royalties who saved who.
28:46
San Jos of the driver. They have
28:48
an uncle as a driver and he
28:50
learned learned dead job and he was
28:52
driving me years ago. Somebody. Jumped in front
28:54
of like try to make the light in New York.
28:56
Yeah, maybe it was a green light and he. Didn't
28:58
he said just like very gently out
29:01
the window he likes you never see
29:03
a car in a hospital bed leg.
29:05
ah one of those I like that.
29:07
Yeah But he also said like when
29:09
I ordered a drink a sex of
29:11
the bc like you know app as
29:13
an answer for the Beatles. like what
29:15
Uncle Flew to see I felt like
29:18
i don't wanna know easily you get
29:20
said in your as well like I
29:22
am leaving. Now of not the
29:24
restaurant the family disassembled have
29:26
thought about. The face bucks
29:29
the family say spock yeah I'll see
29:31
you on twenty three Me by a.
29:37
What? Was your grandma's name of love? Money either
29:39
to on the something of i'm
29:42
Thelma nullify last four months. Now
29:45
and mall and Grandma Salmond Molly like
29:48
classic wish I wanted says can fall
29:50
into their names. but yeah, I mean
29:52
my character, My Grandma. Same which
29:54
is Mavis. Yes, I love it,
29:57
soothes my person. Yeah, but selma.
30:00
Maybe the on my. My
30:03
grandma's him as Eunice. Beautiful
30:05
lox. I mean that is
30:07
of a time. That is
30:09
since heads as a vintage. Blend
30:11
it as and my great
30:14
Grandmother same as L Best
30:16
so low as persistent for
30:18
favorite sister's name was L
30:20
Wrestle and my name is
30:23
Sub Bass a better. A
30:27
girl does that will never happen in. Oh.
30:31
My goodness that is the Sw the
30:33
of the eighteen hundreds. Usually
30:35
was the Mississippi Delta was
30:38
pumping out some names for
30:40
a really. Weird. My
30:42
tambourine that's I didn't know where of own
30:44
answer to. Whereas Viola Davis to The Rebirth
30:47
Have you ever met anyone with a like
30:49
in the wild people with those names? Oh
30:51
no that wouldn't have made of
30:53
us. That was what color purple
30:55
era named Le Nom. Let them read
30:58
it to somebody on Rum Springer there as
31:00
a set of tennis and now. Though
31:02
and no one's copy them says oh
31:04
my God yeah What His brothers I
31:06
am one of one yes I am
31:08
the only one law that those are
31:10
those names and they are forever. We
31:12
love them as since I'm still fall.
31:14
Oh wow, What in the smokers?
31:17
happy? Birthday is going on. Our Roka we
31:19
need it. Did I never thought I'd never thought
31:21
about I'm sorry Miss Universe me. And this
31:23
is the thing and learn some new every
31:25
day. City years old when troops are coming
31:28
out of my dad mom was it's when
31:30
Wow and they were named Cleo and Clear.
31:32
Nor. And I'm like. No
31:34
one's of the time. I
31:37
love and luckily I have the same
31:39
ah but what is the other one
31:41
clear nor I've never heard of as
31:43
dismiss him. As
31:45
as as as as as long as there's
31:48
another or of of yes the access version
31:50
of the other saying people were while back
31:52
then they were is like naming your twins
31:54
Miss Msl. It's like. The
31:57
We naturally. Now I know it's probably really
31:59
hard back and. They to be like oh my god
32:01
and even know I was pregnant? When to. Have
32:05
another one thing even like plan on a
32:07
name. Right away. Now though I get
32:09
a good still last Clara Law and
32:11
ended up as a boy or girl.
32:14
but I did. I do love pet
32:16
names because those are like real fun
32:18
and I named my lab Massive Low
32:20
a salon or to. She's. A big,
32:22
beautiful black be it's. I
32:27
met my most recent chat, Moses.
32:29
so that's where I'm going with
32:31
that. Wow! Why In the first
32:33
test the max Cinemax says exodus.
32:37
Zola, Dot Religious.
32:39
I just like the name and his name is now though. So
32:41
it's like not even that beautiful anymore. Oh, it's
32:44
a. Beautiful. Other motives fear of I've given
32:46
up for yeah way we do in in
32:48
the sub so did a forty nine. Yeah.
32:51
And if you have another cat you
32:53
can mm would ram Juilliard or like
32:55
never come as or or something really
32:58
deeply bespoke woods. You could not wait.
33:00
Yeah fuckin they this seven one senate
33:02
scholars unlike me. Say
33:05
that did a boy and girl lab.
33:07
Mix and names and Bobby Whitney. Ah,
33:09
that's all that. see. Ah, so this
33:11
is the part of the So. This
33:14
is the So As. The Podcast but
33:16
as the Packers so rates. Are
33:19
only got a recording of the
33:21
plane's going down. I don't worry,
33:23
I got you. Think. You some disease, you
33:25
wake up and I do feelings and the washington that. The.
33:27
And every movie I'm like can I bring
33:29
the train back on the the size of
33:32
a beautiful my boy does. he needs a
33:34
new heart. He meme is that this is
33:36
a Red Sox you. I don't know why
33:38
were you watching jobs up all birds? It's
33:41
almost is he. Sounded land the plane
33:43
and go back to Rosario Dawson, his
33:45
wife. Now's the time yes to get
33:47
brave yet and do the same. Yeah,
33:50
depraved in the same gas and
33:52
lonely get really. Tired and turn to
33:54
like Sam Jackson and leg. That.
33:58
Was. A
34:01
third one and want to me that okay, let's go.
34:03
So we have fans,
34:06
audience members, They. Ask
34:08
us questions than adults and we try to answer. Them
34:10
because we're experts, experts,
34:13
close. as self
34:15
absorbed in sub circle.
34:17
Of the. Interurban.
34:21
That effect is five pm. Okay,
34:23
we're done. Ah, Germany
34:26
covers. Yeah, you have the first question.
34:28
Okay, so here are just so I
34:30
am twenty eight and my mom got
34:32
remarried happy for her double exclamation point.
34:35
But. She is asking me to remove all
34:37
of my belongings from her house. I don't
34:39
have space in my current living situation, but
34:41
I don't want to get rid of all
34:43
my childhood memories. Oh how do I talked
34:45
to my mom about this? I understand she
34:47
needs to make room for the new, but
34:50
I am hoping she can help me keep
34:52
a little bit of the old until I
34:54
figure out my next steps. Twenty
34:57
Eight. Ah. Well. Wonder
34:59
how much it really is? Is that like hoarding
35:01
situation or as it's a psych? It's like a
35:03
box of my drawings. mom. You
35:06
know? Yeah, I mean you want
35:08
a little bit little flavor of
35:10
your children around and Twenty Eight
35:12
is that's really riding a line
35:14
as it's getting yeah, It is
35:16
it A visible times when he runs. Yeah, I
35:18
heard the question, but when I'm really feeling his.
35:21
You're. Uncomfortable with the next visit. Your
35:23
mom's life and being cut out. And
35:27
I don't hold your mom is by
35:29
it also has time for her to
35:31
live her life you know? I've always
35:34
wanted to be a mom and now I'm a mom. I'm
35:36
like. Holy. Shit. A
35:39
lot of people should not be parent like don't
35:41
know we should be pressured into being a parent
35:43
because it it it it is a so much
35:45
would so. Much work. Yeah, like all
35:47
the time and like you despite
35:49
to have your own. Thoughts:
35:51
and p sometimes hence the naps is
35:53
the lakes. It has been
35:55
all about you for a long time. List
35:57
is the All About. Her. right? And
36:00
don't put some more shit on your mom. You're
36:02
almost thirty. Figures. It out. Get.
36:04
Like I'm a storage unit right? Sell some
36:07
a your said, have your mom have her
36:09
space back to make a new life because
36:11
you know why. Seeing. I'll be
36:13
were for ever see to since then. Also must
36:15
is still Campbell. Said
36:18
is a very good point. It does
36:20
feel like that this person's and be
36:23
a little afraid that their mamas replacing
36:25
them. Yes yes there are some. Maybe
36:27
the conversation is about bad as not.
36:29
About your things cause or things don't
36:31
matter like road your pottery. maybe high
36:33
score a kid since it's not that
36:35
good. I'm thirty two visits or an
36:38
unsuccessful thought. Our yeah film. And now
36:40
you can start a new tradition like lunch can
36:42
be you're saying or as though you know the
36:44
get sick. Of each other but it
36:46
doesn't have to be about replacing. It
36:48
can be exactly what you said about
36:51
moving on with her life. But for
36:53
me the question that subbing answered is
36:55
how evil is this new husband and
36:57
argue stopping him you know from pulling
36:59
off as evil plan okay Black Ira
37:01
Glass let's go I do the I
37:04
just as access and all one is
37:06
ask the question guess a lot I
37:08
just feel like you know maybe this
37:10
is a good thing. Maybe want to
37:12
keep a recording device. In
37:15
the house Sir. And says asked her
37:17
has he broached the topic of life
37:19
insurance one. Too many times with
37:21
her hosts. It is. It's a Lifetime movie.
37:24
would you design? A certain type
37:26
of his palmer. To see
37:28
the camera in the living room to see
37:30
what's going on? Okay like the thing is
37:32
to I hate to say it is your
37:35
mom of business. An. Angel or. Bread.
37:37
Yeah, but like how many times have we
37:39
told her mom to but out a
37:41
sunni mean so way? But we're right. Right
37:44
cells and in. And I mean that's true. Like
37:46
you had to figure it out. We had a
37:49
figure it out. She got to figure it out.
37:51
Yeah, through know. Farm same here. I mean,
37:53
that sucks, especially for like super super
37:55
close that way. Bigger. Picture
37:57
Sauce Okay, well.
38:00
The only answer that you guys
38:02
muslims is of you all the.
38:04
Level. Of member of the
38:06
next. Question: Oh My God. This is like
38:08
a mom Cause this is like a very mom
38:10
heavy. Go for it of. My. Single
38:12
mom flirts with my guy friends. How do
38:14
I get or stop is so embarrassing. Oh
38:17
wow. Act
38:20
or you back on the whole or. In I'm
38:22
Going Out With Them movie. Oh and
38:24
mean girls. Mendoza. Yeah, Like
38:27
I'm to us i as a coma and
38:29
see his legacy for hot mom and the
38:31
friends like cool afraid we love it he
38:33
about a man. That can
38:35
be embarrassing so many ways. I mean I
38:37
didn't suffer from that, but I do remember
38:40
the the really the hot mom and it
38:42
was a slick sinuses. Turtles are. You
38:45
know what are these? Like
38:49
that is why areas you know and
38:51
I'll never be the hot mom. Always
38:53
a mama. Is you how to use
38:55
a tampon or a top of the
38:58
one of the family? Nothing more. Yes,
39:00
it was Texas in the early eighties.
39:02
like of the hair and yeah, like
39:04
Dallas. Yeah I was like. Iowa
39:07
Bills Mom like every pool party
39:09
was like nails and I see
39:12
and cigarettes a big pearls and
39:14
plastic surgery. You're like oh. My
39:16
God that it up. And
39:19
tanning beds. Probably tanning beds
39:21
before. Tanning beds Obe Yard
39:23
sweet. A minute, can I ask? Tourism.
39:26
Was. There a hot dad know.
39:30
Rather, Yes, yes yes you
39:33
know the older brother the older brother
39:35
have a friend would be. that's and
39:37
they would spawn us to leave them
39:40
alone. you know? Yeah, But Elsa that
39:42
my mom does like can only succeeded.
39:44
In a way that sex or Texas
39:47
yeah the waiter, the soccer in a
39:49
whatever is necessary a some. Is.
39:51
Your dad okay knows. That are
39:53
divorced now at their divorce so
39:55
now it isn't That didn't go
39:58
over well and the city. You're
40:00
young, but again, you can't do
40:02
anything about it. She's her own
40:04
woman. Re the through your. To
40:07
something your friends around her I guess? I
40:09
I think selling her after she does it. Yeah,
40:11
like if she does it and you're like mom.
40:14
When. You do that. It makes me uncomfortable. Totally the
40:16
really makes me uncomfortable and I'd I'd like it if
40:18
you didn't do it. At least in
40:20
my presence. you know that is that
40:22
creating of a boundary, right? It's like
40:24
when I'm around, this is what it's
40:26
gonna be. and I've I've let's you
40:28
do it and now give you hit
40:30
a point and that's it. Yeah, I
40:32
feel like you're within your your rights
40:34
to do that and bringing up specific
40:36
things. Sailor, it is. Important like when you
40:39
said this that assert his like some sensible.
40:41
Don't. Know that are being slurpee. you know in
40:43
in yeah. Like this thing that is
40:45
sad or you touch his arm and that is
40:47
creepy. Ah yeah the on such the unnecessary
40:49
on such yeah necessary arms as I don't
40:52
know lot of rich people that I went
40:54
to lake. And comedians wedding
40:56
in South Pasadena, California. It was
40:58
giving eyes wide. Serpent like at
41:00
a barbecue and I'd never know the
41:02
reason. why does. Everyone
41:05
was aimed taylor. And
41:07
simply bad. But the bags of never
41:09
seen so many people with. A responsibility
41:12
and I'm is my husband.
41:14
I really just married. And
41:16
this is like the first time I select
41:18
really Ritz people just. Or. Kiss each
41:21
other on the mouth. Oh. Yeah, oh
41:23
no, I do. They do that what he
41:25
thought about you. Know Jane Seymour, his
41:27
arm, wedding crashers leg oh yeah
41:29
the mom was like oh my
41:31
god I love the titans was
41:33
like last and so know that
41:35
was to me but like I
41:37
remember I brought my husband blue
41:39
moon like six months resulted. In the wedding.
41:42
And women were like kissing him hello, on his
41:44
lips and like were like on his seek late
41:46
in the corner. like right near his lips. Know,
41:49
like. Such is isn't
41:51
my from was like this is how rich people do.
41:53
It on my lap, the whole.
41:55
He said yeah, that would creep me out so
41:57
might like even when it's like a dude. This
42:00
is me on the cheap but so are you
42:02
not okay with it is so inappropriate to be
42:04
like. Do an air kiss but I
42:06
don't want your fucking mouth on my face.
42:09
Know nanny mean many put it that way.
42:11
Absolutely. Did your mouth off my
42:13
face? Yeah, The title of this
42:16
episode decides how you finally. For
42:18
my husband from the kids on the
42:20
seat three times while my oh my
42:22
god yes the like when you walk
42:24
into a party like it's his never
42:26
ending and i'm like wow and we
42:28
and the nom nom lot and the
42:30
first them i didn't know known for
42:32
away and and they really weren't l
42:34
like This is so much. By.
42:36
Family, We do. Close.
42:38
Seat air kiss so you to some
42:41
lot in your ear essentially is that
42:43
your faces don't touch. As it's
42:45
very like Titanic but loving. But
42:48
also withholding vicinity minutes at
42:50
perfect amount of like weirdness. With.
42:53
Comfort? Yeah, I didn't mind before,
42:55
but now I really mind because
42:57
now I don't. Really know what people
42:59
are do with their mouths? Yeah. Pasco
43:01
that that's it. that's over with
43:03
discussing. yeah the first time I
43:05
smelled bad breath. And of Kobe,
43:07
Those like. Know oh this is how I
43:10
get Kobe and I don't miss this
43:12
at all as that's gone, blowing out
43:14
candles on a cake that should be
43:16
gone completely. Yeah, there's a been. Bad.
43:18
like a green flame shoots out as and buddies
43:20
but of know I just think they're blowing your
43:22
germs. I'll look, I have a little bit of
43:24
a Cd. okay against the might be me a
43:26
little. The gods you. Know I love this
43:28
might be me and not cope. Let's
43:30
talk about it because there's a lot
43:32
of people that don't take their shoes
43:34
off when they come in my house
43:36
on disallow do you mind and then
43:39
like one person would literally do and
43:41
I'm like okay and then they got
43:43
dog shit that wasn't from my daughter.
43:45
My carpet. And. I will like. This is
43:47
why. You. Take up. Oh.
43:50
My god that's how plagues start
43:52
in web site So where I
43:54
have such an issue with that
43:56
I thought about it was set
43:58
of people didn't set up. Clogs
44:00
that was fast. As you get
44:02
summonses, house or take off her
44:04
clothes, I feel like. Yes,
44:06
Okay, Totally take your shoes off for
44:09
loser dishes. Have. Some. Times
44:11
though, people, people's feet
44:13
smells like. That. Kind
44:15
of like tank and it's sights. That's what they're
44:17
scared that are putting into the atmosphere and just
44:19
putting out there. I have to say I will
44:21
gladly take my shoes off. I have great Zones
44:23
week of finesse. I
44:26
don't buy an adult line with other people live in. This
44:28
is on. It's more like I'm just second. People do that
44:30
if you're going to than like have. A pair
44:32
of socks for people available because I don't do
44:34
bear seat on the floor. That grosses me out.
44:36
Yeah. bread and I don't want people staring at
44:39
my girls see in our yes actually I it's
44:41
It's really cute see it but they're not. That
44:44
only do or how that would you see come
44:46
through a rich. Source
44:48
Exposure. You must have a with you see I didn't
44:50
start of that. There is in which the. Yeah
44:53
Sox I have guess. also have
44:55
guessed slippers. So. I'll have them use
44:57
of an excuse me onto and and have to get
45:00
to the next question. But since release. These me out
45:02
and says and let me know from alone. Eating.
45:04
In an airport restaurant and using the
45:07
forks? oh the might have a really
45:09
clean this. How many people have gone
45:11
through the fourth of win or lose?
45:13
That's why I'm not mad like a
45:16
plastic. Fork. Sorry I want to see the
45:18
earth to but I also wanna save my face.
45:20
Yeah you know what I want to. I
45:22
won't drink at accept an hour or like the
45:24
glass in that hotel room never. They
45:26
are ways that with the same towel
45:28
that they use on account or I've
45:30
seen twenty Twenty Yeah never don't put
45:33
your mouth on anything in a hotel.
45:35
Physicists. It's anti.
45:39
Jewish words so live by
45:41
best the nameless episodes as.
45:43
Okay, next question. Yes.
45:45
Oh. This is a
45:48
saucy Santana. Questions. Oh my
45:50
god I'm and even had a
45:52
here we go up to sit
45:54
up. It's
45:56
problematic of I'm which netted to no no you what
45:59
to do it together. Why I target themself want
46:01
to govern? I don't. Want to say to get on. I
46:03
don't want to together limits as. Soon as a
46:05
get. Good as a. As
46:07
play so I want to get into it but
46:09
I don't know where to start. How do I
46:12
begin Least result The sand said Jordan one to
46:14
do that question with me troubles me. Gathered
46:16
Slams Men aren't you as your
46:18
friend of his journey of as
46:20
way. That's what I do as
46:22
middle child. I am solving everything
46:24
out for you. And
46:27
now the party can begin to. Them here so
46:29
support of yeah. My.
46:33
I just said so thirsty I just saw.
46:36
His own thirty with my Yadier.
46:38
I knew my water Iowa hearts.
46:41
Listen, I say nobody as. Far
46:44
as but all sorry I'm
46:47
just. As good as
46:49
store and ask somebody that you sort
46:51
of trust their length? What? Are the
46:53
good things to start with if you don't know?
46:55
because if you don't know, you don't want to.
46:58
Start. At like of very difficult
47:00
courses you need something. Element more intermediate
47:02
to mean I don't wanna go on
47:05
hot sun solely on us. Zone.
47:07
Warm. As if
47:09
I blessing I got on the wrong person. As as
47:11
because I just pretend this up part. Of my
47:13
body doesn't exist and that it
47:15
I lived with like that. I
47:18
don't like my feet to touch
47:20
the floor of the public display
47:22
of wait for the Flow by
47:24
S. Listeners: some for
47:26
everyone, one hundred percent. But.
47:28
I would say do that. go
47:31
to a Cs Once Jordan becomes
47:33
echoes it's if I'd say go
47:35
to a store. I'm also like
47:37
watch some porn. Do
47:40
some research, you know, see what you might
47:42
be into Arm talk about it with your
47:44
partner first. Yeah, because Cessna was on the
47:47
menu. That's something you should talk. About
47:49
before ordering for sir. I.
47:51
Think being serious together as I got one
47:53
years for this person's like I want bring
47:55
out all my stuff and it's like ny
47:57
what I'm serious about it. And. Second,
48:00
I'm relationship. Thing to to do
48:02
is. Like. A porn thing as a
48:04
great idea. Like let's watch and see what happens
48:06
when people do that. Yes, Sir. I
48:09
think it's boring. Like? to what degree Disney
48:11
wants to be penetrated? To what degree do
48:13
you want to penetrate somebody else like I'm
48:15
that gathering And what their comfort levels? I.
48:17
Love that he got the was about
48:19
a lot of. Exercise
48:22
by the. So
48:24
I don't know. I I didn't know
48:27
now. Like. Mail
48:29
and ever hear the roller coaster remote? It's.
48:33
It's it's going out between us. you moving
48:35
blanket. Us. And
48:40
other side senate race and of max
48:42
and for anyone's lives of have no
48:44
as not even if you yell like
48:46
a happy kwanzaa it's never find anywhere
48:48
Oh how I years. Of
48:51
Angus or December. Twenty six. Like
48:53
that? foods or a system. Oh
48:56
my god. I feel like it's
48:58
a conversation as. Much
49:01
as saying like it's a conversation that yeah course
49:03
like. You. Should know those things
49:05
about each other, right? Yeah, One. Hundred
49:07
percent. And if anything, start small
49:09
with seeds. Say. Our absolutely
49:11
next question Jordan. Call.
49:14
What's your name? Where you calling from? Okay
49:17
my husband say was about this
49:19
is he okay let's take a
49:22
rest Suited her arms up. Smooth
49:24
surface of the way the way
49:27
this is written is very conversational.
49:29
My husband let's say region doesn't
49:31
smell great. oh man it's his
49:34
body was that leaves us feds
49:36
that makes me feel like daddy.
49:39
How do I approach this topic?
49:41
You gotten this far in your life and relationship
49:43
with them and they don't know that like they're
49:46
not like my new boyfriend. Them as husband.
49:48
Yeah, you gotta open up once
49:50
it's medication. True. Yeah you that
49:52
it's hot about it because you know why
49:54
I beg your husband would have no problem
49:56
telling you have the right you don't mean
49:58
some has what is. It does. He need
50:01
to use a different so eat something
50:03
different is the see his balance off
50:05
like although the typical answer these lot
50:07
of each. I shower and are taking
50:09
a bath together. By really a fag.
50:11
Didn't either tiptoe, Know this:
50:13
your husband's your life partner.
50:16
Like. Getting married Leaguer. Partners crunches
50:18
late your roommate lake City
50:21
by about. See that thing more
50:23
than like my parents like. For said
50:25
they get out of a line. Yeah,
50:27
so it matters. It matters as come
50:29
on, don't be a fucking hero. Don't
50:31
do that. Yourself: Totally save yourself.
50:33
I'm going. To ask another question cause
50:35
we cannot and on someone's crowds can and
50:37
on someone's and and you can't and on
50:40
someone's crops you know any means. Yeah, damn
50:42
of. Hey, here's the last person.
50:44
And Jersey your will handle a
50:47
can. Get.
50:50
How do I go about investing and
50:52
been living paycheck to paycheck for most
50:54
of my adulthood and now them at
50:56
a new company with a decent salary
50:59
I'm looking to maintain some financial security
51:01
is an intimidating hurdle. They don't know
51:03
where to start. I love that. Yeah,
51:05
that is so important it is and
51:07
I totally understand that one else. A
51:09
high yield savings accounts or a really
51:11
good place to start? Yeah, right now.
51:14
Was that high yield savings accounts? Her.
51:16
So their savings accounts. I got your bank
51:18
or whatever and those give you like a
51:20
teeny tiny percentage. He will. Not make any
51:22
money off of that while you're waiting to
51:24
figure it out. And learning though google a
51:27
high yield savings Campuses. Think against he
51:29
said and put your money and they are
51:31
while he waits and listened to a bunch
51:33
of podcast about finances right? Yeah yeah the
51:35
compound interest rate now some of the highest
51:37
rate in our like covering it about four
51:39
to five percent. Now I'm back in the
51:42
day I used to do that with my
51:44
own money and was like when I for
51:46
certain comedy in an interest rates course went
51:48
down with the recession and cove it and
51:50
all that. but now it's a good time
51:53
to do it now as a saving time
51:55
and banks are begging for people's money and
51:57
there. Seems seems not not the
51:59
commercial. But our banks like
52:01
Ally and things like that isn't so
52:03
you are so on the money. Amen
52:05
to that Georgia like yeah, do that
52:07
shit. And there's so many pot. That's how
52:09
I learned. I don't know time, but I know
52:12
some basics and. It's all from podcasts
52:14
like financial typecast out there. Ah,
52:16
That's that's a good piece of advice sign
52:18
of people you like by the topic see
52:21
light and worms. And so slow.
52:23
Yeah, Yeah. That's why was this is
52:25
a sale emotional. Part of his legs it
52:27
as huge. It's like waking up one day and
52:29
a thing I have. To lose
52:31
weight right? and. It feel
52:33
overwhelming and dancing to the you think you're
52:36
just supposed to like dropped his way in
52:38
be super healthy within like weeks by. it
52:40
takes time and so if you're overwhelmed by
52:42
this. They. Use the word hurdle
52:44
just one day at a time. Julie,
52:46
You got this: Yeah? He that this?
52:49
Yeah. Oh my goodness. Wow, I'm
52:51
so glad we ended on her
52:53
adult question. Not about someone stinky
52:55
dick, Funky songs we are all
52:58
are guess what? is. The
53:02
most adult thing you want to do for yourself that you haven't had
53:04
a chance to do yet and he can. Be big
53:06
or small or medium medium.
53:09
Of. The think ah I have completely
53:11
lost the plot when it comes
53:13
to being unsafe in a way
53:15
that like makes me feel. Old
53:17
in our name. In yeah, I am
53:19
forty three. I think that's not old
53:21
at all. No, but somehow. I'm like
53:23
well at times over for me are taking
53:25
care of myself in that way. Ah I
53:27
now am I need Yeah I need to.
53:30
Remember like people run marathons.
53:32
In this six season in now and
53:34
I still get that in my side.
53:36
Because I'm such a like and such a nap or
53:38
that I'm like wanna go take a nap Now I
53:40
need to like discipline myself and it doesn't therapy ah
53:42
the time Or it's if he didn't have a lot
53:45
of discipline as a child. don't know how to do
53:47
it yourself as an adult yeah but you have to
53:49
be is apparent yourself and be like okay. Doors. I
53:51
know you want a app right now, but a thirty
53:53
minute walk is going. To make you feel
53:55
better and so many ways. Yeah, You.
53:57
Know it really worked for me. They
54:00
will work for you. but making plans with
54:02
my friends to go for a walk or
54:04
jog? or like a dance class or legs
54:06
at whatever time. To there was
54:08
like I'm not gonna let my friend down. I'll
54:10
cancel all day long as I did. Pellets at
54:13
home? Are you kidding me is to have my
54:15
god yeah I'm hanging, sit on their. The
54:17
first first. What if I had a
54:19
friend meet me at my bike everyday? Blake, I'm
54:21
coming to the don't want to let those motherfuckers
54:23
down. Totally. right? So I don't know maybe that
54:25
would wear and then also I bought like new
54:27
workout clothes that target. That's a good why I
54:29
wrote. Them to like this. it looks
54:31
like a mad at myself that and
54:34
so has become a new lack one
54:36
year. They remind us a really good
54:38
point because the pants the suspense I
54:40
have. I love them but the elastic
54:42
is thought yup just say fall off
54:44
while you know work out So they
54:46
have a cute new alpha to like
54:48
work out in his everything. For sir?
54:50
Yeah, It's issue with in California
54:52
everyone loves to hides yes. Oh.
54:54
My. God. Bring some juices. Go on. A hike.
54:57
Do the law hot dog. That's a good one.
54:59
Silva see, I haven't done that years. It's a
55:01
great idea. If I were there we do it
55:03
with you. I was less. What's.
55:06
Once had a vet says written you've never really
55:08
done before but like wanted to try. Move
55:10
There is an
55:13
aerial ah gymnastics
55:15
place. By my house but
55:17
it's the only part shelter and
55:19
move out that it would. I
55:21
undertook as a lease overlords about
55:23
school. Is giving save her our realness.
55:26
I wanted the as far as a
55:28
pole dancing. Studio that I'm I'm never done
55:30
that I can imagine. I could barely do
55:32
a push up a can of as my
55:34
can do that by of the know for
55:36
me this emphasis habit of a the length
55:38
would have your own that same as. The
55:40
fact that against hi my own shoelace on camera and
55:42
not have. Like
55:44
give me an Oscar. Miss. So what's
55:47
up Like a few words with
55:49
Channing Tatum. whatever his name as. His
55:52
name is Channing but that some literally.
55:54
As as having Channing Tatum selling say job.
55:56
I don't really watch a lot of his films,
55:58
but I did see you. The doing
56:00
a little something in the
56:03
end via yeah ha. What
56:05
are we talking about? I could see if
56:07
or and home I can see that other Paul
56:09
for sir sounds I just say I'm saying is
56:11
that if that is what you wish her well
56:13
I think he said ten. Nobody has that,
56:15
you know. But like literally, you said it
56:17
and no one said it. I was, doesn't
56:19
matter. How I can see as. Well
56:22
start seeing is set on the other
56:24
thought that's why thing is paul hiking
56:26
the news fan and l a whole
56:28
feisty old people do all your as
56:31
as this a walker a walking stick
56:33
out. About you guys are talking
56:35
about steroids, report licenses, or an idea
56:37
that they just that. I was. That
56:40
she was, she was for them like a
56:42
national poll. That you take hiking. Oh
56:45
my Goodness. It's in Amazing! He was
56:48
so funny. I think he says for doing
56:50
this. Silly. So last thing.
56:53
You guys so much I adore you
56:55
both! They'd love the so all. Birds
56:58
in Georgia. Wow!
57:07
We learned a lot about each
57:09
other about people's holds, their wishes
57:11
or once. Questions answers more
57:13
questions than answers. More questions
57:15
than answers new. More questions than answers.
57:18
Is what people have noom. I think
57:20
the world would be a better place
57:22
if we ask more questions. Like.
57:25
What I mean: whether it comes
57:27
to like federal funding really, who's
57:29
running for why are like you
57:31
know, the civil rights, like something
57:33
anything like even like your body
57:35
and linked expectations on what your
57:37
mom is doing are not like
57:39
fucking anything To be honest. Thank
57:41
you. So oh my goodness. My.
57:43
Lovelies as an abbey. Just give me a Seltzer. Scarf.
57:46
Oh yes, it's refreshing.
57:48
Look. Look look look look look look look Look The. Most
57:50
out of how that's how that as the. He
57:54
just wish for that and she brought it.
57:56
Or did you teixeira like what happened I
57:58
texted her exam. I'm not one. The i get
58:00
really there are thing when. I like ever the
58:02
as play questions I nursed stance
58:04
two years I get it does
58:06
some some was cited I'm trying
58:08
to imagine they'll come on now
58:10
for so stay with that. We
58:15
sell it been locked in a battle
58:17
with this Microsoft is tired of the
58:19
such as supporters know that our noses
58:22
out Michael about. And like that white
58:24
kid and Lord of the Flies, shut the
58:26
fuck up and sit down. Oh my
58:28
guy that for the record all the kids
58:30
in or the flies or were white but
58:32
as soon as they try to answer my
58:35
mouth is. No
58:38
microphone know. Maybe.
58:40
Get a sandbag. oh no, understand how and
58:42
see a bag of sand. But what is
58:44
you call the. Dice. Was
58:46
the. Oldest
58:48
one, one normal and or as soon. As
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