But not that long. The opposite of short(s). Show NotesIsland report The Swizzle Pastel Richy RichBeach after beachKaraoke on the seasRalphGeorge adviceDiamond faceEyesStaindInsurance? HankyMemories (fading) HeroesOpening Boa

Post-Parade

Mar 23rd, 2024 30m 13s

Post-Parade is Episode 37 of 2024Show Notes: On Finally, Meeting, Zaldor ... aka Zoltron / ZoltarKing of the Hill People!All of us podcast coming soon? Most fun in a while LSF (dumped) in the da houseStrip club memoriesButt plug mixupS

Friday Juice is Episode 36 of 2024

Mar 12th, 2024 36m 25s

We were on a roll. Now we haven't been on in a month! But you must miss us. And the show notes. There ain't none today. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message

Episode 35 with Guppy 2 and Electric Eel is Solitaire

Feb 5th, 2024 38m 45s

Show notes: Pity ballsBotchedGayEight-point harnessAITA (Am I The Asshole?) - Dump DiscussionWork Son storiesGorilla v. SnakesMexican snakeHarambeRaccoons at dinnerRabbit legsDead chicken (lots of animal topics today)JWThe eagle

We R the World

Feb 3rd, 2024 29m 7s

Show Notes: LSF squeakingThat Netflix doc - great new artists to emerge since? Old people stories GoalsKaraoke DreamsMemes curatorGuppy No. 2 and Stingray coming soonPizza shameFeud Capote Swans thingCrown foreign stuffShake my mouse

What is a Purse Even For?

Jan 21st, 2024 29m 42s

Huh??Welcome to the new year - but it's too late to say that any moreRecap of end of 2023Rockin' New Year's EveSuits and SparkleNew Year's Day Party AftermathThe LandsharkMr. Fix It (Hardly)What is Guppy No. 2's boyfriend name? On the s

You could die on the toilet take 2

Nov 21st, 2023 29m 43s

http://mrsharkattack.blogspot.com/2023/11/you-could-die-on-toilet-episode-32-of.html--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message

The Wallet

Oct 17th, 2023 26m 58s

It's in my back pocket. Don't worry ... Show Notes:LSF mean to poor ol' MSAPolish tripLSF madSkimpy on the sausageSeparationCleanup Summer overFall wetMSA oldWe OldsPumpkin farm for adults?Porn maze!Salon gossipMissing MaineDick

Dirty Thirty

Sep 30th, 2023 23m 54s

Show Notes to this fine episode 30 of 2023:Talkin' to the kids next doorHalloween IdiotsMaine Lobster sex (this part is wrong, sorry)Dressing for DinnerCovid shots suckDoggie Cheating on MSAThe ViewDeerin'Hell's Half MileATM againP

No Go Zone

Sep 3rd, 2023 27m 30s

No Go Zone is Episode 29 of 2023Show notes: Camper soldCamping memoriesWhitecapsPeed in the bottleTest bottlePoofPee and the teaPlants and weedsTwo thingsBathroomsLaundry-versyScriptsKaraoke with Zaldor?Booze salesEarly shows pl

Thong Twins

Aug 22nd, 2023 32m 11s

Thong Twins is Episode 28 of 2023 ---Show notes:Elvis WhiskeyDrain FliesJoan Jett 20ish years laterMotorboatin'Nice shitterNo pubes on LSF?Pegging explainedBJs explainedRim Job?Sunglasses onClear bags / Prison walletThong thong tho

Little Butterball

Aug 16th, 2023 25m 46s

Show notes is here: Weeks are slow, weekends are shortWork From HomeLooking forward to The LotusThe Santa ClauseMore on pink lemonadeTicksVisiting other states (Martha's Vineyard is in Massachusetts)Van Halen TributeMSA is a Pen ClickerBelly

Country Mouse

Aug 6th, 2023 26m 7s

Episode 26 of 2023 is Country MouseShow Notes:Bud Zero Wild NightTurkeyWild WoodsRogering RichBarbie reviewHootersAir reviewSilver Spoons The Great WallJoan Jett is not Pat BenatarMacGyver Tuesday? Shit in the hallwayBoat. Camper.

Zack Attack

Aug 1st, 2023 31m 27s

Episode 25 of 2023It's not just the name of a Saved By the Bell band. Sh'notes:Pull my fingerEyelashesGreen eyesLSA listens to lots of podcasts CystsChuck and the Freak is funnyIf the Shoe Fits: A modern-day CinderellaShatteredSpar

Beans

Jul 24th, 2023 32m 43s

E 24 of '23 is BeansRecorded outside, again, with the birds. And the beans. Show Notes: Flowers on my cucumbersBoaters v. BoatersGround beef threatsThe salmon panBaked beansCutting EdgeBarbie for the clicksThe fanLaurel and Hardy upd

Honk Honk

Jul 15th, 2023 28m 52s

E of 23 is Honk Honk as you'll seeShow notes: Honk honkShe does like The CarrotBe more upbeatSenior pics Cookies in the tinStan and Ollie (MSA thinks it was in high school now)New bathroomsWatchin' The View with LSFStanding Desk advic

Dirty and Violent

Jul 10th, 2023 30m 38s

Dirty and Violent is Episode 22 of 2023Rainy day Saturday is your lucky day - Show notes: Rained, forgot the Cat BoxMSA not a fan of little dogs. NopeBoater's Beach and the ladderOld not moldWater shoes, babyLSF bummed outOl' Bruisy S

The Gooch

Jul 2nd, 2023 33m 51s

Epi 21 of 2023 *** Show notes: Lady Starfish breaks the rulesAmazon ChristmasNetflix frustrationsHow long before we're too old for tech?We're over the fireworks, but the Big Wheel race was sweetHairball John shoutoutRock concert report

How to F*ck a Fat Guy

Jun 28th, 2023 31m 35s

in a good way. Show notes: Size 24Collin the pool kid10 beers ain't enoughBlack Mirror Episode 6 not so goodGirls and Corpses Magazine (it's tasteful tho)Rundown teasin ... Strap onSit downHow to ... make love ... to a larger manFu

Fungus Toe

Jun 25th, 2023 33m 33s

Episode 19 of 2023 is Fungus Toe. Recorded live at the golf course (er, overlooking the golf course).Harkening back to one of our most popular episodes, hoping for extra clicks. Show notes:We're on the roadCanada geese sightingTissuesToen

Finger Waggin'

Jun 14th, 2023 29m 21s

This year's podcast is old enough to go to the strip club. Hooray. Show notes: Reporting on the going ons in the basementThe Camping Progression Soup Cookoff!Lick it upDeal with the Devil? Summer reading list (The author is Jack Quaid an

Camping Quickie

Jun 11th, 2023 12m 34s

Back at the campground and we did a little number waiting for LSF's sister to arrive. A short podcast, weirdos. Notes: Innovative and UnpreparedWagon Wheel is horrible - Natural sound and stuffRecorded on a metal tableZack AttackMonopoly

Sweet Sixteen

Jun 4th, 2023 33m 26s

Celebrating a special milestone. Party in the backyard/frontyard.Show notes: LSF leaves early (but stays on the podcast)MSA walks like a dinosaurSee you next TuesdayTwo broad topics (like chicks do) - * Health notes* The SugarCh

The Machine

May 29th, 2023 30m 53s

Episode 15 of 2023 is The Machine - Well all right! * See if you can pinpoint when MSA goes from buzzed to ShitFaced: BickeringThe Machine with Bert reviewMSA working without notes!Guppy No. 2 and The Stingray (not the guy on Cobra Kai)N

Fight for the Black Shark

May 27th, 2023 30m 43s

Episode 14 of 2023 is Fight for the Black Shark Show Notes:Memorial Day Weekend at home Boat Club!!!Capt. Shark Attack?Mistaken for gayTruck driving schoolTwo, $1 million wife accessory ideasBC topic with five subtopics (WTF LSF?!?)MSA