“Don’t even think of buggering on my back. If you do, I swear I’ll drop you down the throat of Mt. Batia” We conclude Moist Lilly’s second season and usher in the holidays with a traditional treat about dragon realms, vampires and magically imbued fertility minerals.  “All I want for Christmas is my mating stone” by tdynamo  duo Brenda Trim & Tami Julka. Mack and her saucy vampire mate Kyran are on a quest to retrieve a missing mating stone, and find themselves in the dragon realm, Koth. Reunited with their dragon shifter pals, the pair seek answers.

Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to [email protected] along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help.

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All I Want for Christmas is My Mating Stone (Dark Warrior Alliance Novella, Book 20.5)

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