Welcome to Missing Sitters, a podcast dedicated to people who don't know much about soccer, but who want to act as if they do.

PC and Dicky decided to take a crack at this whole podcast thing right in the thick of the January transfer window. We'll see how that goes.

Plenty of interesting topics to review: Rooney's record-breaker, Arsenal's troubles, Ramos on a tear, Andy Carroll's hair, Monaco's great, Leicester's not, and who plays for Sevilla? Plus City/Tottenham, Balotelli and the Bastiards, Liverpool falter, Chelsea shine, German sausage parties, shameful handballs, Juventus' bizarre logo and a few transfer rumors. Segments PC and Dicky tried include Send 'em to China, You Know You're Relegated When, and Big Sam Watch.

Keep an eye out for Own Goals, or OGs, which are just plain mistakes we made that we point out in post-productions. I think we have 8 this time. Not terrible. That's Gerrard's number. Pretty decent count for slip-ups, when you consider that.

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