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I've lived at l A off and on. I went to undergrad
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there and then stayed for like ten years. But
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this past spring I was working
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there and it's the first time I lived
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by the beach. I grabbed an Airbnb
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in Venice, and I will never not
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live close to the beach. When I'm back in
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l A. It was gorgeous. I was with some
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Caribbean friends in New York. You
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know, We've been walking around and looking on the things,
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and it was amazing and the whole thing. And then we finally
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got to the Hudson and they
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suddenly relaxed and they were like, thank
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God, like we didn't know where
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the city breathed. I was
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like, I gotta yeah,
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hello, I'm Mini driver. Welcome
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to Many Questions, Season two. I've
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always loved Pruce's question. It was
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originally a nineteenth century harl
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game where players would ask each
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other thirty five questions aimed at
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revealing the other players true nature.
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It's just scientific method really.
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In asking different people the same set of
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questions, you can make observations about
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which truths appeared to be universal. I
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love this discipline, and it
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made me wonder, what if these questions
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were just the jumping off point. What greater
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depths would be revealed if I asked
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these questions as conversation starters
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with thought leaders and trailblazers
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across all these different disciplines. So
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I adapted prus questionnaire and I wrote
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my own seven questions that I personally
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think a pertinent to a person's story. They
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are when and where were you happiest?
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What is the quality you like least about yourself?
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What relationship, real or fictionalized,
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defines love for you? What question
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would you most like answered, What
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person, place, or experience has shaped
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you the most? What would be your last meal?
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And can you tell me something in your life
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that's grown out of a personal disaster? And
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I've gathered a group of really
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remarkable people, ones that I
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am honored and humbled to have the
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chance to engage with. You may not hear
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their answers to all seven of these
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questions. We've whittled it down to
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which questions felt closest to their
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experience or the most surprising,
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or created the most fertile
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ground to connect. My
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guest today is the actor, author,
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and former OBAMA staff member cal
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pan Cal is an extraordinary
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mix of creative talent, and intellectual
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acuity, which don't always go hand in hand
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in my business. A native
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of New Jersey and as keenly political
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as he is creative, Cal
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has been a standard bearer for actors of Southeast
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Asian heritage, bursting onto our
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screens with John Show in the Harold
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and Kumar series. And
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his experience of casual, systemic
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racism in Hollywood and how
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that is changing is so clearly
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and candidly examined in our interview.
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Amongst many other things, I
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will also forever hold close the idea
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that for Cal, when I asked in what relationship,
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real or fictionalized, defines love for
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him, he said the Muppets.
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I hope you really enjoy this conversation as much
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as I did. So,
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now, what person, place, or experience
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most altered your life? I
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was gonna say, I will say my
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grandparents, And I want to define
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that altering does not imply
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that my life was going in one direction and then
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it changed course. So I would say
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maybe impacted because they so I
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got to know all four
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grandparents when I was a kid. But
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the stories they would they would tell us
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my grandparents, especially on my mom's side, would talk
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about how they marched with Gandhi
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and that those were the stories. So it was stories
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like about literally, you know, you're
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they're trying to get you to eat your vegetables. And so
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Grandpa's talking about getting thrown
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in jail and beaten by British soldiers
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for standing up for his human rights.
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And of course the eight year old you was like,
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there he goes again, Grandpa with another
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Gandhy story. So
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rolling eye, rolling story.
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I'm this like American kid born and raised
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in the suburbs of New York City, and I'm
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like, here we go. But of
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course then when you understand as
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a kid, you know, I think for me it was in sixth grade.
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There was a very small section in our history
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book that tied Gandhi a non violence
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of the disobedience to Dr King. So
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you connected it, you connected it to like,
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yes, they were still alive at that point. So I had the chance
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to ask my grandparents questions. And
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my one grandmother in particular didn't
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speak any English. So one of the reasons
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that I am bilingual and fluently
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so is because in order to communicate
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with her, I had to learn a
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language called I wouldn't say it changed
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the course of my life, but it offered perspective
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in a certain type of grounding where
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recognizing the things like this are not things
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that are in ancient history, but happened
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to and have happened to, and involve our relatives,
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people we've met and known and loved in
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our lifetimes, and then the
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idea of and folks who are multi
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lingual will will know this. I'm so grateful
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because Lord knows, my high school French didn't
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turn out too hot. So I'm very
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grateful for my grandparents being
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multi lingual because it just offered
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a perspective on getting to know people and
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being able to travel, and being able to travel in another
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language that I don't think I would
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have had the exposure to otherwise. Is
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the most spoken language
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in India. I
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think it's something like they're they're
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sixty or eighty million speakers.
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Because there are a billion people, it
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makes it. Yeah,
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it's a it's a minority language. Regionally,
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it's a smaller language, but by
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global standards, it's pretty big.
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Yeah, I mean more than more than
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how many people are in England. Yeah, I mean,
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goodness, Wow, I
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love the e learned a language to be able to communicate
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with your your grandma, Like,
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that's really, that's really wonderful.
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When was the last time, when was the most recent time that
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you use your good rat There's
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a movie on Netflix, I think it's Netflix
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called Wrong Side Raju and
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it's in good and
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I was like thumbing through. I was like, wonder if they have any good language
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content, and they did so I watched it and it was wonderful.
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Oh my god, how brittains. Then
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maybe I will go and check it out. The name again,
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Wrong Side Raju's
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okay? Good? Will
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you tell me where and when you were
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happiest in your life? Yes?
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And I was trying to think about this. I
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had wished when I was thinking about this answer, I was like,
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so, I'm a big astronomy nerd, and I
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was like, I wish I had the hundred
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million dollars to go into space talking
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about talking about things that are morally
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questionable. By the way, forty
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five minutes and you're not even in space, because
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he wasn't in space. He was literally
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not in space. He was just up high in the
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sky the wade. You are. I
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annoyed about this, so annoyed
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by how much weightless sure
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space? Not really you
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weren't really in deep space. Yeah,
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so I was gonna I was gonna say I wish
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I wish I'd done one of those. It would have been my easy answer
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for me. I feel like part of it in terms of, like, you
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know, where have I been happiest.
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There was a work experience that I had
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on a film called The Namesake, which
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is based on a novel written
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by a wonderful author named
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jimpola Here she won the Pulletzer for her first
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book, The Interpreter of Melodies, and
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the film I had the chance to play
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the one of the leads in the film was
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directed by a woman named Mary, and I are who
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she's InCred of all. She's amazing and
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she was a role model of mine from
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the time I was a kid. She's actually one of the reasons
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I decided to become an actor because
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when I was a kid, she had this movie
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come out called Mississippi Massala. I
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remember, my god, it was incredible,
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the hottest, most beautiful, amazing
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movie. And for folks I don't know Sta
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Childrey, Denzel Washington and uh
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And the first time that you know, the thirteen
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or fourteen year old me had seen characters
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on screen who looked like me, who weren't played
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by people in brown face or cartoon
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characters. My god, that
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was how I wanted to look more than any
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other. I mean once when I was a kid, it was Sigourney
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Weaver because there was no one else that had the same hair
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as I did. But Surrita in that
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film was the most
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my It was my epitome of female
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beauty. Oh wow. Basically
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walking out of that theater, I thought, oh wow, these are
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these are families or characters that that are
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like mine. And they're in addition to
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just the the feeling of like
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why do I feel this way? And and the characters
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also weren't one note right. They were
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flawed, and they made mistakes,
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and they were racist, and they
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had sex, and they all of the
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beautiful and tragic things that happen
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in life were happening to these
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characters. So it was one of those things where I thought,
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well, if if this, if these women can do it, then maybe it's
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something I can do as well. And then in college,
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I remember waiting for hours
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there was an announcement that Mire and I are was going to
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speak on campus, and
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I went. It was I think it was like a seven pm
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start time, and I must have showed up at like three
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pm, and I waited
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in line with my head shot. I
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was like, Okay, I feel like if I sit in
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the front row it's too eager. But
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if I sit like two rows back, then I can
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get her my head shot at the end. And
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I loved, you know, I loved her her
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conversation. And at the very end I managed
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to kind of get up to her and handed her my
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head shot and she was very polite. She said, oh, how
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how lovely, and that was obviously you don't from people
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when you bombard them that way. Um.
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But that was in college, and then two thousand
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and five or six, I had the chance
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to work on the namesake. And I will tell you I
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only had the chance to work on the namesake
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because Mira's then
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fourteen year old son, Zaran, was
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a huge fan of the Harold and Kamar Go
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to White Castle film, and
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he apparently had shown her the
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a trailer or a couple of clips from the
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movie to say, hey, cal Penn
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would be perfect as go Gol, the title
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character or the lead character in the film, and
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Mira apparently saw this like
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silly stoner movie and was like, this is obviously
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not the guy. But
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I had written her a letter asking
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to audition for the film because I heard she
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was casting it, and I never heard back, and
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so I found out that the reason that I was finally
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allowed audition was because of her son. So
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basically he convinced her to let me audition.
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Now, Harold and Kumar, I think one of the
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reasons that I had tipped my myself
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or the edge was I was one of the few South
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Asian actors in those days who had
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a film credit on his resume because
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of a comedy I did in like two
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thousand and two thousand and one called Van Wilder
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with Ryan Reynolds. His
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first was his first big thing, and
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the name of the character was taj Mahal
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that I played like it was this it
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was I had a great I mean I I
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have a book that recently came out where I talked
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about the whole story about getting cast in it and and how
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gracious by the way both Ryan and Terry
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Reid were. But to go from like that
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first job where you're an actor, you take what you're gonna
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get right and you build your resume from it. But
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the problematic nature of playing a guy named taj
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Mahal, to that leading to the
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Harold and Kumar movies, to that then leading
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to the Namesake, where I get to work with
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a woman who is one of the reasons that I decided
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to be an actor to begin with, and then starting
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on that project and realizing it was,
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especially in two thousand five, guys who look like me don't
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get to do literary adaptations
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that are that are beautiful dramas. You're
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right, because now you know, I look at
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I don't know, Depitel, that's like
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just total movie stars. But
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in two thousand five, you're right, Yeah,
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you were so for all those reasons. When you
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say when were you most happiest?
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I was like, isn't a cop out to mention
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something work related? And I thought, you know, it's not, because
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the whole reason we love art and
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storytelling sometimes it's tied
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into so much more, including the fourteen
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year old me and the twenty six
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year old me and then the twenty eight year old me,
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and you know, it's just at every iteration when
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there's something like that that inspires you, and then you
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have the chance to work with those people. I can't
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even describe how content I
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was and how much I felt like I was able to
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excel in my craft during that period
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of time. I completely understand
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that, and I think it's so connected.
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And also, your desire was
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the straight shot. Everything else
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was just constantly bisecting the straight
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shot of your kind of intention. But
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the fact that it does, it
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doesn't necessarily come in the way that you thought it
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should. It didn't. You know, maybe
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you thought that you would hand her your head shot and it
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would all sort of happen then, and it's like, no, and
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actually it's still not going to happen in a super competitive
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audition process. But then a fourteen year old
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kid who's seen this movie, I
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love it when happiness is genuinely
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in the gray areas. It's
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not in the it's often
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not in the way in which we divine it should
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be. Yeah, yeah, that's right. How
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amazing. Also, the fact that Mirror
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and I would be this continuous
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creative punctuation through your
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story, I think that's really
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I think that's really amazing. I'm also I cannot
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believe that the character in Van Wilder
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was called I don't. I don't
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think I'm ever going to get over that. It's
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shocking. It is absolutely
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shocking that that was only that was
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that was two thousand five, Like, it's not that, I mean,
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that's not that long ago. Two thou Well,
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I'll one up you if you're if you're surprised by
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that, because you're ready. It wasn't that long ago.
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I think every actor goes through this in the
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appropriate comparison. But you know, sometimes you
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audition for stuff and you you want to know if
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you're gonna get it, and you're not sure if you're gonna take it,
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and so this was one of those things where I was like, let
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me just see because I know I'm a I'm a I'm
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an aspiring actor. At that point, I was like, let me see
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if I get this job, because I need a
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credit on my resume. In the realities, I know,
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I know what people think I look like, and so
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if I'm going to get credits on my resume, I'm gonna probably
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have to do some of these types of of parts.
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And so I remember going
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back for callbacks and I knew what the last
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callback. I was told it's between you and another guy,
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and I didn't know who he was. And the
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issue with diversities, of course, it's
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never a question of there aren't enough actors.
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It's you know, everybody, there's so many talented actors
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to choose from. And so I walk into the
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room and the other guy had
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arrived before me, and it was a white dude in brown
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face. I'm
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not kidding, and any any
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um, any question
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that I had about whether I was going to take the
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part if I got it, all went out the window
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because I saw this dude sitting there and I was like, oh,
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yeah, no, you're not allowed to
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play this. You can play Brandon
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from Iowa all you want, because you're gonna
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get tons of aliens or stuff like that. And it made
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the decision a lot easier because I thought, no, so
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the choices like this dude gets a credit on his resume
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or I do. And I don't know how
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your approaches, but I rarely have beef
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with other actors in any situation,
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especially even a situation like this, because
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I understand the desperation of wanting a job
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and how competitive the field is. So I
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was more curious. I was like, Okay,
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here's the deal. My god, did this guy
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he like, did his agent tell him to
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paint his face or did he decide to do
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that on his own. Number two, it's a callback.
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Had he painted his face before
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and everyone was cool with that? Number Three?
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Where did he do it? Did he paint his face at home? If
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so, did it increase his chances of
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getting pulled over by the car? Or
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did he come to the audition and then paying his face
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in the bathroom? That was all the stuff. I
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was so fascinated. I'm just
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I know, and I know that you're you're
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laughing and you're brilliant and you have long
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metabolized this. But it's like the
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awful sort of passive sexual
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assaults that happen on female actors
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all the time, and how one just sort of metabolized
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and it becomes part of your narrative. But it's
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only like when I tell that story people, I
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think they're going to laugh or they're like, oh my goodness,
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they don't, and like hearing you, hearing
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you tell that story, like of what of what that must have
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been like like walking into I just
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I'm I'm I'm so, I'm
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so shocked. And I'm also it makes
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where we are now in terms
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of this business that we're in, because I know it is
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really local to what is happening in Hollywood,
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where we are seeing significant change
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and inclusion is
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actively being pursued, that I
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sort of feel like perhaps
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the boat is turning, but still you
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you're so good humored about something that is
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I thought that didn't happen after Fisher Stevens
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like brown based in Short Search, which
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is still one of the most insane things I've
17:12
ever seen in my life. Like now to watch that film,
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it's yeah, no,
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it still happens. I mean, look, the reason
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I laugh about it, the reason that I in in the
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book and especially in the audiobook because I read it
17:24
myself for this particular reason
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is like, you know, the
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the one of the many reasons that I laugh about
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things like that, not that it doesn't happen. It
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happened. As recently is the live action Aladdin,
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where a lot of extras were painted apparently,
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and Disney, who I happily have worked for and
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hope to continue to work for, I think their
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their statement was something like, well, it
17:44
wasn't possible to hire enough brown background
17:46
actors, and they were they were shooting
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in fucking London. I mean, come on, really, that's
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not what the real answer to that is.
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We didn't want to invest the
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financial resources in getting
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them all. It's not that they don't exist.
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Are you gonna have to work a tiny bit harder to find them? Maybe?
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And there were there were some lively conversations about it
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where I think, thankfully, like you had mentioned, people within
18:06
the industry, we're like, oh, yeah, that's not a thing. That's cool.
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We shouldn't. We shouldn't. We can we can
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do better, right collect, we can better. But
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the biggest reason I laugh about telling those stories is I'm
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so happy with being able
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to turn on the TV today and just seeing
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so much diversity in terms of
18:23
content. And I don't even just mean the
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ethnic or gender diversity. I'm talking like
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you turn on some of these shows and it's stuff
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that I couldn't have conceived of, would
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would even be a show ten years
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ago, or something, you know, something like never
18:37
have I ever write so many South Asian
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characters of a different generation like
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two below mine. I never would have thought
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that we'd ever see something like that. So it's
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I tell those stories in a good natured
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way, I think, because I'm so happy with
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how much our industry has progressed,
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And to your point, there's obviously so much more
18:56
work that still needs to be done. But it's
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a nice I think it's a nice moment in the last
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few years. Yeah, I also think that I've
19:03
realized that the way in which people metabolize
19:05
hard conversations is often
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when there is and even though it seems
19:09
to fall on the shoulder of the person to whom that
19:12
bad ship has happened, but when
19:15
you being able to tell it, tell that story
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in such an erudite, funny,
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clever way. It's like, but
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again, I find that awful because I'm like, oh,
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well, you know, Cal's giving me permission
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to laugh and be okay with this. You
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should laugh. Yeah, I feel like it
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is it is better to laugh than to feel
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still in a ditch around that stuff. And I laugh
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telling the stories of being aggressed
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upon by revolting
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casting directors, directors and whomever
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it was. Yeah, your point is
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so well taken because it reminds me of
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I think it's it's difficult if if
19:50
these conversations are overly sanitized,
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it's difficult to explain, Like
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I remember Twitter, By the way, Twitter
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mentions obviously are not a good barometer on
20:00
taking the temperature on anything, but
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but whether it's whether it's Twitter or people who
20:06
will actually have conversations with you. I remember
20:08
a couple of people said, why are you whining about
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something like like a Laddin brown face when you played
20:13
that that character in Van
20:15
Wilder, And I realized that if
20:18
these conversations are overly sanitized,
20:20
and you don't have any experience with
20:23
the story that somebody is telling you, and
20:25
if you've always grown up seeing characters
20:28
who look like you on screen, it's very difficult
20:31
to succinctly explain to somebody
20:33
when you're absent from what you
20:35
see every day, from every cultural reference
20:37
point, you feel as a kid like
20:39
your your options are limited in
20:41
life. You just feel that way. It just is
20:44
I'm not I'm not I'm not telling
20:46
you that you should feel differently because
20:48
your experience isn't that. But your point
20:50
I think that you made about about casting directors
20:52
and about being pitted against each other is there's
20:55
so much nuance to these conversations
20:57
and in order to actually tell those stories again,
20:59
which is why I try to use humor, because I think it draws
21:02
people into curiosity. Is then
21:05
I think it sets the tone for the complexity
21:07
of what that is and ultimately what we all want, which
21:09
is to move beyond that and celebrate
21:12
what is possible instead of just looking
21:15
backwards. Absolutely, there
21:17
is simply no way of me,
21:19
a white person, knowing what it is like
21:21
to not grow up seeing myself represented
21:24
because it's all I've I've ever known.
21:26
And I think that, like you said,
21:28
what's happening now where you just turn on the television
21:30
and it's across the board. It's not just about
21:32
color or gender. It's about it's about everything
21:35
that has been marginalized and turned into fringe
21:37
that is now being pulled into this crucible
21:39
of like cultural awareness, which is that's
21:41
how we change. It's where
21:43
it's where change, meaningful change happens.
21:46
I think what
22:01
relationship, real or fictionalized,
22:03
defines love? For you, the
22:06
Muppets, I
22:11
can tell from the look on your face that nobody
22:13
has said this before, And I'm not sure if that's
22:16
a good thing, But I'm not now that you
22:18
say it, I'm not sure why no one has said
22:20
it before, because of course they define
22:22
love, please please continue. Just
22:25
it's love for each other, obviously
22:29
with all of the complexities that come
22:31
along with that. And I'm not just talking about Kermit
22:33
and Ms Piggy and a love
22:36
for what they do, because there's such
22:38
an obvious love
22:40
for the audience as the
22:43
the extension of that fourth wall, that it's
22:46
all a celebration of what they're doing. All
22:48
of it is based in the love of this collective
22:51
thing. And I just think it's the coolest thing. It's
22:54
so true. What was it? It's time to put on
22:56
makeup, It's time to like
22:58
the whole thing is about the show. I love
23:00
that you chose the Muppets, and also that it's
23:03
fictional, because I often all
23:05
my great loves have been fictional. Did
23:07
you watch a lot of Muppets when you were a child? I
23:10
did, and still
23:12
Who is Your Well? I was called animal at
23:14
school. That was one of my nicknames that people
23:17
called me because I had crazy hair and
23:19
I was really sort of tall and thin with
23:22
had like the top of a palm
23:25
tree. Who
23:28
is who is your most beloved Muppet? I
23:31
have always been gravitated towards
23:33
Kermit. But I will tell you why. I know that
23:35
you assume it's because, okay, well, he's like
23:37
the leader, and you're you know, and the poet.
23:41
It's it is all of those things. But the
23:43
real reason, the
23:45
real reason is that he is the only
23:48
one who appears on both The Muppet
23:50
Show and Sesame Street. He
23:52
does both, and so I
23:55
was always very
23:57
very in all of the fact that
23:59
that dude had two jobs. I
24:01
could watch him in the morning on Sesame
24:03
Street and then he was also on The Muppet
24:05
Show in the evening. By the way, that
24:07
is also a really South
24:10
Asian work ethic coming
24:12
out right there. That
24:14
is fully cultural of Absolutely,
24:17
that's one in the morning
24:19
and one in the evening. That's something
24:22
that nineteen uncles would probably
24:24
point out. Yes, that's
24:26
fantastic. I've never thought about that, and you're
24:28
absolutely right. I love Kermit.
24:31
I love him.
24:33
Also, the Willie Nelson version of Rainbow
24:36
Connection is honestly, I don't think I've
24:38
ever not cried listening to that song. What
24:46
question would you most like answered?
24:49
Oh boy,
24:51
I was about to say, what happens after you
24:54
die? But the answer is nothing. Well,
24:56
you don't know that. You definitely
24:59
don't know that that is the us. That's
25:02
true, that's true, that's true. I mean there's
25:04
nothing, there's nothing for your body.
25:07
But I don't know who knows
25:09
that that that that the kinetic doesn't
25:12
kicker carry on? Yeah,
25:15
I guess I would like answered where
25:18
where specifically the
25:21
the closest civilization
25:24
is outside of out Oh that's
25:26
good. And now you see I'm really
25:28
thinking about that because I've had all kinds of aliens
25:30
and after we die answers, which are always
25:32
fun to think about, but actually thinking where
25:35
geographically or
25:38
where whatever the word can you
25:40
use geographical if it's not pertaining
25:42
like to the Earth surface, that can you use that
25:44
in the universe? Is should there be a word we
25:47
can We've just decided that that's acceptable.
25:49
Great. I'm so glad that the
25:52
King and Queen. What's
25:55
the new telescope? What's the good the
25:57
web? The James Web telescope,
26:00
which, by the way, someone wrote something so funny.
26:02
They were like the day after they
26:04
showed those pictures, they were like Hubble's
26:07
waken up today, like the before picture in
26:09
a boat dogs had bless
26:13
Hubble. Do you think, though, that that exponential
26:16
development of our ability to
26:18
go and do you think that's what will help us answer
26:21
questions like the one that you've just I think
26:23
so, yeah, I think so, I hope. So
26:26
how far off do you think we are? Do you know you
26:28
like astronomy? What do you somebody
26:30
was saying that the hope was in
26:32
our lifetime. My god. I
26:36
was having this conversation with this man called David
26:38
Eagleman, who is this this neuroscientist,
26:41
brilliant scientist person who teaches at
26:43
Stanford, And he was talking
26:45
about the vastness
26:47
of our ignorance, the complexity and vasts
26:50
of our ignorance, But not in a way like ignorance
26:52
has such a kind of pejorative flavor,
26:54
but in the like excited the
26:57
vastness of our ignorance, like within that
27:00
is all of these answers, and that if
27:02
we keep exploring the varses of arguments, that
27:04
we will come across it. And I love that. I
27:06
love that idea because it's sort of becoming
27:09
pioneers of the unknown,
27:11
like I mean, and and being excited and
27:13
curious about that as opposed to feeling
27:16
bewildered and and hopeless,
27:18
which is how I often feel when I think
27:20
about the unknown, like where's my next
27:22
job coming from?
27:29
What would be your last meal? Tackles?
27:34
I love tackles. They're really
27:37
good tacos in New York. I
27:39
don't think anything compares obviously
27:42
to Mexico, but l a
27:45
Mexican food in l A compared to New York, there's
27:47
no there's no comparison. California
27:50
and Mexico are just that. There's there's nowhere
27:52
I've eaten. I've eaten tacos everywhere, and there's nowhere
27:54
like l A in Mexico. Yeah,
27:57
my favorite taco spot is still place
28:00
called Los Tacos on Santa
28:03
Monica. Bouli are just west of Fairfax.
28:06
It's in a strip mall next
28:09
to its sandwich, between a seven eleven
28:11
and laundromat. I used to live in the
28:13
neighborhood fifteen years ago,
28:15
and that laundromat is where I used to do my laundry.
28:18
And so early in the morning you would see
28:20
these lines of construction workers
28:22
getting their breakfast. At night you would see
28:24
a whole bunch of drunk people getting
28:26
their munkey food. So one day, while I was
28:29
doing laundry, I was like, let me see what the hype is about
28:31
here, and it was so delicious.
28:34
It's open, and
28:36
I have been known to stop there
28:38
to and or from l A X.
28:40
So like the plane lands and I'm like, hey,
28:43
can you guys give me an extra forty
28:45
minutes before the first meeting because I need to hit
28:47
up Los Tacos roll. Oh
28:50
my god, I can't wait to go that. I'm
28:52
literally going up
28:54
in town on Monday. I'm going to Los Tacos. Okay,
28:56
what do you get number
28:59
two? Which is, uh, two tacos
29:01
rice and beans? But what, senor are you
29:06
I've done. Their chicken and
29:08
their veg their veggie are going to be
29:10
soft tacos and their chicken. You
29:12
can get either soft or hard. I'm really hungry
29:14
now. Yeah, it's really good. There's nothing
29:17
father I would are you? Are you vegetarian? No?
29:20
I don't eat red, mate, but I eat I eat
29:22
a bit of chicken, and I eat fish. So
29:24
a funny story about that place. When I first started
29:27
going there, I was strictly a vegetarian,
29:30
and I remember I remember
29:32
asking the guy. I was like, hey, man, I'd
29:35
like to try your number two. But are the
29:37
beans and rice vegetarian two? Or is
29:39
there like lard in the beans and chicken stock in
29:41
the rice? And he goes, no, no,
29:43
no vegetarianos. And I was like, cool,
29:45
awesome, I'll do that. And it was so good that I've
29:47
then been going there for like eight years.
29:50
My vegan brother came to visit
29:52
and I was like, I'm taking you to the spot, man,
29:55
the spot. We go to those tacos
29:57
and he's like, well, I'm gonna ask if everything's vegan. I
29:59
was like, it's vege gitarian. What else are they going to put
30:01
in it? I'm gonna ask anyway.
30:03
So he asks and they go,
30:05
oh, it's a different person. And the person
30:08
goes, oh, no, it's not vegan. In
30:10
fact, there's lard in the beans and there's chicken
30:12
stock in the rights. And I was like, what wha time
30:14
out? You told me
30:16
no? And then I was replaying it back in my head and
30:19
so clearly what the guy said
30:21
was no vegetarian. Nos
30:23
not no comma veg know
30:27
that there isn't anything that's vegetarian.
30:29
And I was so excited about
30:31
these tacos that I ate them anyway, thinking
30:34
that he meant it's vegetaran. My
30:37
lovely yeah, yeah, who has helped me take
30:39
care of my son. When I asked her how
30:41
she would make her beans, I was
30:43
like, I remember saying exactly the same thing. I was like,
30:45
are they are they vegetarian? And she was
30:47
like yes, And then she was
30:49
like except for the polk knuckle. It's
30:53
all vegetarian except for the pool knuckle that you
30:56
cook in with the beans to make them taste delicious.
30:58
Yes, yes, exactly. Was I
31:01
loved that though, Oh my gosh, your poor brother in
31:15
your life. Can you tell me about
31:18
something that has grown out of a personal
31:20
disaster? Yes,
31:24
so, you know, we've talked briefly about
31:26
the brown face of it all that I
31:28
was laughing about. But experiences
31:32
like that, we're going on auditions
31:34
where I would be for
31:37
non actors. Here, I'll give you the full disclaimer
31:39
of every actor. When you start out, the only
31:41
thing you're allowed audition for is what producers
31:43
and casting directors think you look like, exactly.
31:46
So, so my version of that obviously
31:49
has ethnic and racial undertones, because the late
31:51
nineties and early two thousand's for somebody who
31:53
looked like me, we're a lot more about that than anything
31:55
else. So I would go on auditions
31:57
and it seemed like I was only getting auditions
32:00
for parts that were already written to be
32:02
Saltatian or or Latin X
32:04
frankly, or like you could pass. And
32:06
a lot of those are are the you know,
32:08
sort of one dimensional stereotypes.
32:11
And I had always sort of said to myself,
32:13
you know, an accent alone does not
32:15
make a stereotype. Plenty of people have accents,
32:17
and the stereotype comes from accents
32:20
that are added in a reductionist way, meaning
32:22
the producers know the writing sucks, therefore
32:26
covered up with an accent and people will laugh.
32:28
Right. And I realized
32:31
that early on on on, you know, audition for
32:33
things like Sabrina the Teenage, which which
32:37
you know, a sweet show and it's for kids. And
32:39
I remember going on this audition and the audition
32:41
was three lines, and I was so excited
32:43
that idea. I was like, you know, I'm going to create a backstory
32:46
for my character. So I was like,
32:48
it's three lines. I don't care. Okay, this guy
32:50
is from the Pacific Northwest. He's maybe grow
32:52
up outside of Seattle, and he wears a lot of flannels,
32:55
and he loves small batch organic coffee and
32:57
like maybe he tried to brew beer once in
32:59
his bad tub and it didn't go well, like things
33:01
like I think it had nothing to do with the stupid
33:03
three lines about the study group, right, But
33:06
I went into this audition confident and with
33:08
all this backstory and uh, the
33:10
cashing new corector. I remember ran out as
33:12
I was getting to my car and he said,
33:15
hey, the producers would love for you to do it again.
33:17
And I was like, oh, this is awesome. And so as
33:20
I'm about to walk back in the room, he goes, this
33:22
time with an accent, and I was
33:24
like, okay, there is
33:26
a bit of coercion, as you mentioned that, the
33:28
things that you're made to feel like you have to withstand.
33:31
But ultimately I could have said no, I could
33:33
have walked out of there. But the thing that went through my head was, Okay,
33:36
this job pays about seven bucks my rent
33:38
is month, and
33:40
this is going to be a credit on a resume that's currently non
33:42
existent. So I should
33:44
probably do this because that's what happened hundreds
33:47
of times, right. And so the thing that I would always say when they would
33:49
say we'd like you to do with an accent, is sure, what kind
33:51
of accent would you like? I can do Scottish, Irish,
33:53
Southern Italian. You know. I would just
33:55
go off and they were never amused,
33:58
but they in this case, the director, who's
34:01
a real prick, leaned in and he goes, uh, why
34:03
don't we just stick to Indian? So
34:06
I said, Okay, I did the audition and I walked
34:08
out of there not feeling great, and so I went
34:11
back to my apartment. I called my agent to
34:13
tell her what had happened, and she
34:16
she picked up the phone ands at congratulations, They
34:18
called you got the part. I felt so disappointed,
34:21
like I was almost hoping I wasn't going to get the part because
34:23
I didn't want to have to deal with what this was
34:25
going to be. And I immediately felt like,
34:28
the hell is this? This sucks. When my friends
34:30
get their first few roles, we
34:33
all go out for drinks and we celebrate and we
34:35
encourage each other and they're excited that they're
34:37
playing the frat boy from Indiana
34:40
or whatever. How Come I don't get to
34:42
be happy. I don't get to celebrate because
34:44
I I don't want to do the stereotypical
34:47
thing. So I said to the agent, is there any
34:49
what you could call them and say that I'll only do it if if
34:51
I can just play it the way I did before, like the
34:54
dude from the Pacific Northwest, And
34:56
she goes my experiences that generally agents
34:59
are the worst people to have this conversation. What you
35:01
should do is like, so if you know you're taking
35:03
anyway, why don't you go early, Go in a half
35:05
hour early, talk to the director and see
35:07
if you can make your case. So I went in a half hour early.
35:10
I found the director and he was very
35:12
nice to me, unlike at the audition, and I said, hey,
35:14
man, thank you. You buttered him up. Thank you so much
35:16
for having me. What a fun script
35:19
um I was. I was hoping
35:21
that I could play him the way I did it in the first
35:23
round of my audition, without an accent. And
35:25
he goes, oh, no, that accents hilarious. You're
35:28
you're going to do it. That's why we hired you. And
35:30
and so then again in my head, I'm like, ah, because
35:32
you know, the writing was subpar. There we go, and
35:35
then I this voice came into my head that was
35:37
like, you know, they say that racism comes from ignorance,
35:39
so perhaps he doesn't even know, you know, And
35:42
and I don't want to presume the guy knows or
35:44
feels things that he doesn't. So I said, I
35:46
gotta be honest. My little cousin's
35:48
love this show and they're you know, they're
35:51
like in fourth grade. I just thought it
35:53
would be so cool if they could watch a character
35:55
and experience something that I never got to experience,
35:58
and like see themselves in a way that that
36:00
I never got to see myself and laugh
36:03
with the character instead of being laughed at. And
36:06
he looks at me and he goes, uh,
36:08
well, your cousins should feel lucky
36:11
that you're allowed to be on TV to begin with, and
36:13
so should you. And he walks off. So
36:16
my first thought was, oh, okay, so it's
36:18
not that ignorance sequels racism sometimes
36:22
like there's a prick who knows exactly what
36:25
he's doing and he just doesn't give a shit. But
36:27
then the second part was again, could I have left?
36:29
Of course today? Was anybody forcing me
36:31
to do anything? No? I was the one who
36:33
decided that this is what I wanted to do to
36:36
get a credit on my resume. But the
36:38
big takeaway from me was that and it is
36:40
a story that I tell him the audiobook in the book,
36:43
not because I want somebody
36:45
to IMDb this guy, although you're certainly welcome
36:47
to, but them
36:51
the idea that it's but truly, I mean,
36:54
it's like this is uh, these
36:56
things are all systemic, right, It's not about this one
36:58
guy or this girl show. It's a out the things
37:00
that thankfully we have slowly but
37:02
surely moved on from so
37:05
so that story that I just told you,
37:07
there were like probably stories
37:10
like that over a period of five or six years.
37:12
And there was a point where I basically was like
37:15
I would see audition sides and I would know
37:17
exactly what they wanted, and I wouldn't prepare
37:19
at all because I saw, you know, okay, it's
37:21
a guy named Abduel from Pakistan. I know exactly
37:23
what they're gonna ask for. Do I even want
37:26
to bother? And then on the rare occasion when
37:28
I was like, oh, it's a guy named Justin from
37:30
Milwaukee. While I'm obviously not
37:32
going to get that part, So the same thing I
37:34
wouldn't prepare, I wouldn't come up with the backstory.
37:37
I would sometimes go on the audition and
37:39
and so there was a moment after a long
37:41
time of doing this where I just realized, what the funk
37:43
are you doing? Man? Like you've already
37:46
decided before you audition that
37:48
you're not getting this part. You've
37:50
just decided that, so you're not putting any work in, You're
37:53
just showing up. Why are you even showing up for this? If
37:55
this isn't something you're passionate about, or that you want
37:57
to figure out strategically how to build
38:00
career and what sacrifices a you're gonna have to make
38:02
before you have the chance to call it a career then
38:05
do something else. And so I was like, Okay,
38:07
I'm gonna take the l's at, I'm gonna take you know, I'm gonna
38:09
go to law school. I'm gonna do something else. And
38:11
that from that darkness, that realization
38:13
that I know a lot of artists, period
38:16
musicians say this stuff a lot, athletes
38:18
say this a lot where it's the difference
38:20
between it like, it's not a choice, right,
38:22
you have to do it. So when I when
38:25
I had made the decision that maybe this isn't what I want
38:27
to do, immediately I was like,
38:29
no, that's wrong. This is
38:31
what I have to do. This is what I am passionate
38:34
about, this form of storytelling. And
38:36
so that means so I reevaluated everything.
38:38
From that point, I was like, I'm going to have to start
38:41
saying no to certain auditions. There's
38:43
nothing wrong with saying
38:45
no to them, and I shouldn't consider
38:47
it a personal assault. Every time I see audition
38:50
sides that are boring and racist and
38:52
understand that the reason that I find them
38:55
so abhorrent, aside from obviously racist,
38:57
sit is really bad. But
38:59
but a lot of the reason creatively that I
39:01
find it so exhausting is that it's boring.
39:04
I wish there was a word could talk about this without
39:06
it drawing equivalency, because
39:08
there is not equivalency. Racism is racism,
39:10
and sexism is sexism. That they're they're different,
39:13
their systemic problems, but they're different. But
39:15
I cannot tell you the familiarity
39:18
of what you're saying, of the sensation of looking
39:21
at something of a woman being
39:24
an adjunct to a man perpetually
39:27
through a career, that if you're lucky, you
39:29
can massage it, if you're clever and you're smart,
39:31
and you make it seem like it was all the guys in the
39:33
room's idea for this woman to become more
39:35
interesting and more intelligent, then you
39:37
can up the experience. But I
39:40
actually did leave Hollywood. I actually left
39:42
and went to Hawaii. And when I
39:44
can't, I can't do this anymore. I
39:46
can't. I can't keep fighting for
39:49
and and be told that I should be grateful for the
39:51
mediocrity that I'm being offered,
39:54
how do you continue to believe that you're good at something if
39:56
that is perpetually you're perpetually
39:59
being told this is a good part and you read
40:01
it and you go it isn't
40:03
It is an overly sexualized
40:05
adjunct to this dude story. So
40:07
that recognition of either I do this and I figure
40:09
out a way of staying
40:11
connected to what I want to do and
40:14
say no to those things and maybe
40:17
have some leaner years because I
40:19
just go, no, I'm not going to do that shitty
40:21
fucking movie, even though it's big, because it's dumb
40:23
and it's stupid and it's perpetuating an idea about
40:25
women. But you're absolutely
40:27
right, like there's enormous freedom in reaching that moment,
40:29
but it's also pretty terrifying. I am
40:32
really I understand. I understand that
40:34
choice that I think those comparisons, while
40:36
you're right, they are, they are different, But I think it's
40:38
it's it's a very fair more than
40:40
a fair comparison, because that's the systemic stuff
40:43
that I think we're talking about, right, And that idea
40:45
that when when I was at that low point
40:47
of saying I'm going to say no to certain things
40:49
and I'm going to recognize that one of the reasons
40:52
I felt so disappointed that I wasn't able
40:54
to go out and celebrate with friends when I would get these
40:56
small jobs. I was trying to
40:58
figure out what, what what did I actually have a
41:00
problem with him? Like I said, it's not that it's just an
41:03
accent, it's recognizing that an accent
41:05
is is a reductionist way of
41:07
covering up shitty writing or that
41:09
you know this idea that you hear people say
41:11
this a lot. Unfortunately, things like he
41:13
had to play a seven eleven owner. I'm
41:15
sorry, is a seven eleven store clerk somehow
41:18
a less than noble profession? Are these
41:20
guys not working sixteen hours
41:22
a day? What people mean to say
41:25
is that that reductionism of a profession,
41:27
especially a working class profession, tied
41:29
to a character that has no other merit
41:32
or actionable agency in a piece
41:34
except for their profession and their ethnicity,
41:37
is by definition what creates a stereotype.
41:40
So the kind of analyzing
41:42
all that and then being like and basically
41:45
I'm like in my early twenties at this point,
41:47
I want to play cool, fun, interesting characters.
41:50
I don't want to play characters that we're already played
41:52
eighteen times on The Simpsons. But
41:54
like we've we've seen it all before, you
41:56
know what I mean, We don't have to the definition,
41:59
especially they who loves comedy like
42:01
comedy continues to evolve in great
42:03
ways when you have great writers. It's
42:05
lazy if you always look backwards for what worked
42:08
before, because that's already been done exactly
42:10
to do. So that whole conversation was part
42:12
of what came out of that. For me, Where were
42:14
you at mentally when
42:17
Lawrence what was his last name on House?
42:20
Cutner? When? When?
42:22
When? When that character came
42:25
along? Where were you at in
42:27
terms of of your
42:29
career and how you were seeing it and how engaged
42:32
you were with the kind of work that you wanted
42:34
to do. Yeah, thank you for asking me
42:36
that question, because that is one
42:39
of one of the thankfully many, because
42:41
I feel like we've only talked about the problematic one so far.
42:44
Wonderful audition process. So
42:46
David Shore, who created House, I
42:48
love him. I'm
42:51
honestly a devoted David
42:53
Shaw fan for the rest of my life.
42:55
Yeah. When I was on House, they were adding
42:58
I think six or six or nine characters.
43:00
We had to compete our characters were competing
43:02
for permanent slots. First of all, it
43:04
was men and women alike, and the age
43:07
range of those characters was like, you know, twenty
43:09
two to seventy. And
43:12
I remember going in for the audition
43:14
and I was given sides of a Mormon
43:17
doctor and I thought,
43:19
somebody has made a terrible mistake, or they
43:22
seriously think that I could play a Mormon doctor,
43:25
whichever it is. That's crazy. And then I walked into the audition
43:27
and it's men and women twenty
43:30
two to seventy in the same waiting
43:32
room, with the same sets of such
43:34
amazing, amazing and I'm like, what
43:37
is this? Surely is
43:39
this what color blind casting looks like? Uh?
43:41
And even gender blind casting to some extent.
43:44
And so I, you know, callback after callback we're realizing
43:46
they're whittling things down. And they must have
43:48
been two years later when I had really gotten to know
43:50
David that I had the guts to ask him,
43:53
hey, man, what was the deal with that audition?
43:55
Why was it like that? And I described it exactly
43:57
as I just did with you, and David
43:59
goes, what are you talking about? And
44:01
I said, come on, David, that is how you ran that
44:04
audition, And he goes, no, No, I know that's how
44:06
I run all my auditions. What do you what's your actual
44:08
question? I said, well, why do it that way? You know?
44:10
Usually if I'm reading for something, it's either people who
44:12
sort of look like me or I feel
44:14
like I'm never going to get the part. And he goes,
44:16
oh, I just do it that way because I want to hire the best
44:19
actors. How are you going to find the best actors if you don't open
44:21
it up like that? And I'm like, this
44:23
is why you're so good at what you do, you know,
44:26
So I like that that is going that's
44:28
happening at the same time as the
44:31
other shitty stuff that you're talking about.
44:33
No, there was a lot of there's a lot of great stuff.
44:35
I definitely don't want to make it sound like it's a it's
44:38
a ship fest. No, it's
44:40
part of it that two things can be
44:42
true at once, more than two things. Because
44:44
it must have been amazing with hald and Kuma, like
44:47
fat incredible. I loved it. To an
44:50
Asian actor, a south as An actor running
44:53
that movie, yeah, and it was all
44:55
it was a happy experience. Loved it. Oh
44:58
yeah, and John Show and I are clothed the
45:01
whole team. You
45:03
guys are both just assompletely hilarious.
45:06
Oh Cal, It's been such a pleasure talking
45:08
to you. Likewise, Thank you.
45:13
Cal's new memoir, You Can't Be Serious,
45:16
is out now in paperback and audiobook.
45:18
You can also see Cal in the Santa Clauses
45:21
on Disney Plus. Mini
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