Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk!

Girl bye: The rise and fall of George Santos, from the House of Representatives to Cameo.

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Apparently avocado demand in the US is ruining the planet and leading to spikes in violence. WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE AVOCADO TOAST IN PEACE?

Laura is buying an avocado tree. Has she thought this through? No. Does she have anywhere to plant it? Also no.

What other guilty pleasures do we partake in despite knowing the negative consequences of using them?

We wish we knew how to quit Amazon.

Patrons also weigh in on their guiltiest pleasures, including long showers, styrofoam go-cups, eating meat, and more.

The Biden campaign is exploring legal strategies for dealing with the inevitable impact of AI deepfakes on the 2024 election.

What deepfakes do we predict we'll see? Tons of misinformation, but absolutely fake nudity.

This week's recommendations are helpful and productive: Consumer Class Action Lawsuit Database (Laura), GHOST Protein (Andrew), and Naturium bath and body products (Pam).

And in this week's installment of After Dark:

Do the hosts of #Millennial validate the Shopping Cart Theory?

Honesty time: who always returns their shopping cart and who leaves them rolling free in the parking lot?

Do we do the right thing when no one's looking?

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