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speeds of up such one A, B

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C and stream on. Hello

1:05

everyone and welcome to the Amelia

1:07

Project and Midnight Burger crossover episode!

1:09

We are so excited to be

1:11

crossing over with one of our

1:14

favorite shows! The. Amelia Project.

1:16

Now I. Think we know our

1:18

listeners pretty well, and I'm pretty sure

1:20

that the Venn. Diagram. Of

1:23

People Who Listen to Midnight Burger And The

1:25

People Who Listen to the Amelia Project is

1:27

a Circle. But just.

1:30

In case there are a few of you

1:32

out there who have no idea what I'm

1:34

talking about when I say Amelia Project. Business.

1:37

For you. The. Amelia Project.

1:39

Is. A fantastic show. About.

1:41

A secret society and London that

1:43

people come to. When. They want

1:45

to fake their death and start a brand

1:48

new life wherever they want. We.

1:50

Had a great time making this episode

1:52

with the Amelia Project team. The have

1:54

to say it was pretty surprising how

1:56

well these two worlds blend together. So.

2:00

Let's get started. Excuse

2:30

me. Hi, would you mind taking a picture

2:32

of my family? Oh, I

2:34

would be happy to. Here you go. Excellent.

2:37

Hello there, young man. This

2:39

is little Henry. He has

2:41

a marvelously developed cranium. Thank

2:45

you? Altogether now. Say

2:48

cheese. Thank

2:51

you. Does it look alright? It's

2:53

wonderful, thank you. It's our first

2:55

time in London. Lovely. Do

2:57

you live here? At times. I

3:00

didn't think anyone who lived here came to this part of

3:02

town. It's such a tourist trap. I

3:04

do not often find myself here, but

3:07

today, something in the

3:09

air. Alright, well, thank you again. Have

3:11

a wonderful day. Something

3:19

in the air. Ou,

3:31

waaa, haaa, aaa, aaa, aaa. Awwww... Aaahhh!

3:44

Lady way way way way way way way

3:46

way way way way way way way waoo!

3:49

Aaahhh! Something

3:52

in the air. Thank

3:59

You. Hello!

4:08

Watch. It. At

4:10

Kozlowski. On the telephone? Guess.

4:14

What are you talking about? Speaker phone please.

4:17

Can you say that again? Perhaps. Turn

4:19

on your television, K

4:22

What Channel. Foot.

4:25

In the world are you talking about

4:27

the incident? Was.

4:30

Just. I often

4:32

and felt compelled to have to pick

4:34

up. Something

4:37

I should have know.

4:41

What on earth is area of?

4:43

Is this some sort of used

4:45

to pop pop shops? Or some

4:47

sort of promotion for some sort

4:49

of Richards product? Out? How. Much

4:54

I have shot. Titus is easiest

4:56

to to anymore. It's it's in

4:59

the middle of the street. you

5:01

simply. Felt there was something in the

5:03

air. When

5:06

it starts is whether. With

5:09

was like. His the cctv.

5:14

Was that. Will trees my brows

5:16

and call me to like it

5:18

appears out of nowhere. Impossible. stocks.

5:20

Just a to talk to me as

5:23

soon as a cast as is common

5:25

interest. Is

5:27

there anyone inside? Logic dictates.

5:30

how can you possibly invoke

5:32

logic or it's approach at

5:35

any. Moment, I suggest you make

5:37

your way. Why are we coming? Bill

5:39

has of the i don't like this I think you'd come back

5:41

to the office I. Agree. I've

5:43

no idea what's just occurred, but it

5:45

certainly doesn't concern us. And

5:49

about time that. I

5:56

asked. The

6:35

Amelia Project and Midnight Burger

6:37

Presents Such written by Joe

6:39

Fisher was don't Lose Big

6:41

Brother and Sell It. Really.

7:02

So where is this London?

7:04

Yeah, it's not often. Sat

7:07

down in our location. So

7:09

awkward is I can't recall

7:11

any time we sat down

7:13

right the middle throw plain

7:15

bad manners. Okay, it's not like

7:17

the traffic in London to get any worse

7:20

with the hell was that were in the

7:22

middle of the road London right? Yeah, This

7:24

is. Conspicuous.

7:27

Nothing we can do about it now. You

7:30

know, know, but I think about it so

7:32

com this doesn't happen more often. We

7:35

never appear in the middle of the road like

7:37

this. How can we don't show up in really

7:39

awkward places more often? Do. Do. Think

7:41

we've ever killed a wicked witch? Weekly

7:43

wages defense and we do. we could

7:45

easily do. You do believe he will

7:47

be plans now. Ah I think it's

7:50

Bobby's with Billy Club so I think

7:52

we'll get the armed response team for

7:54

this. Wouldn't be funny if we just

7:56

got a ticket. Listen, you love

7:58

know Broken York. Half-eye in

8:00

the middle of Piccadilly. Move along

8:02

then. No chance of us doing

8:05

any sightseeing today, is there?

8:07

I'm afraid we're standing out like wings

8:09

on a Holstein, dear. Why would the

8:12

diner set us down here? Why would

8:14

you? Why would I? Yeah. Let's

8:17

assume it's not random. Okay.

8:21

Okay, I'm the diner. You're the diner.

8:23

I set myself down in a very

8:25

busy and noisy area of a major

8:27

city. I make a big mess.

8:30

People freak out. Police,

8:32

probably on their way. You're trying

8:34

to get someone's attention. Right. But

8:36

the attention of whom? Right. Popping

8:39

up in a location like this, it's

8:41

like shooting a flare. Kind of hard to keep

8:43

calm and carry on past this one.

8:45

I guess we just wait and see.

8:49

I'm thinking we won't need to wait

8:51

long, Gloria. Is someone parking in our parking

8:53

lot? I mean, it's

8:55

free parking in the middle of the city. Someone's going

8:57

to go for it. It's a cab. What do they

8:59

call a cab in London? They call it

9:01

a cab. Seems to be a woman

9:03

and her butler and a very

9:06

tall man. Thank you, my good

9:08

man. Okay.

9:12

That didn't take long. Here we

9:16

go.

9:19

Hello

9:22

there. Welcome to Midnight Burger.

9:28

Afternoon. What

9:31

can we get you today? I'm

9:34

sorry. You disappeared in the middle

9:36

of Piccadilly Circus. And you're

9:38

just going to take our order? Probably the

9:41

best place to start, right? Fascinating.

9:44

Hot cocoa, please. What?

9:47

Hot. Cocoa. Do

9:51

we even have any? I can do that. How

9:53

about everyone else? A cup

9:56

of tea? Do you have

9:58

curly fries? No

10:00

shame. A

10:02

black coffee. Them. Are

10:05

you guys the Secret Service? We

10:08

are Not. The avenger is the

10:11

British ones. Do you have

10:13

a sword? Came. I.

10:15

Do Not. Will

10:20

someone begin talking? Please? I

10:23

can censor confuse. Oh, Can.

10:25

You it's called. A diner?

10:28

You don't really have them here.

10:30

It's a roadside rest for. I

10:32

don't think that's anywhere close to the

10:34

source of are. Confused and oh, for

10:36

Heaven's sake, will someone please explain

10:38

the pure madness that is unfolding

10:41

in Piccadilly Circus today: Midnight. Burger.

10:43

It's a time traveling,

10:45

dimension spanning diner. We

10:47

so up somewhere new

10:49

everyday. That's

10:52

preposterous. Yes, Where.

10:54

Were you yesterday? Simply. An

10:56

ad never got the me. What

10:59

were you doing? The oh any ah.

11:02

Will. Home Ice that you also

11:04

have a tutoring. Who was

11:06

the efficient was a to mechanic

11:08

our really I beg your pardon

11:10

afternoon all I've set me on

11:12

away here with my wife. Was

11:16

a lovely service yesterday. was

11:18

it. Was just.

11:21

There. Was a bit of a language

11:23

barrier sanders how they were from

11:25

another realm entirely, but there was

11:27

a universality to our intentions that

11:30

I think really kept the first

11:32

in the see. Post

11:34

definitely. Who's talking to your

11:36

radios as the and Zabeel on

11:38

Mcqueen your i can give you

11:40

hot chocolate, a tea and coffee

11:42

while you're standing up. This isn't

11:45

a cocktail party. Have. A

11:47

see. This movie looks love. I

11:49

think I actually do need to sit down. Gray.

11:52

Quip where we will. You do realize that

11:54

regardless of the truth of your story, the

11:56

authorities will arrive and move. Yan. Never

11:58

cools well for them. when they do that.

12:01

So why do you decide

12:03

to show up in the middle of

12:05

a street in broad daylight? We didn't.

12:07

Who did? We can't really control where

12:10

we go. There are

12:12

times when I feel like we can control it

12:14

a little, and there are times when this place

12:16

seems to have an agenda of its own, but

12:19

generally speaking we're not in

12:21

charge. And what agenda do you think

12:23

it may have in the middle of Lanta? I'm

12:26

Gloria by the way. Forgive

12:29

me. Piotr Kozlowski. Alvina. That

12:33

is a very important point. What

12:35

is your agenda? I don't know, but

12:38

it does seem like any time someone

12:40

walks through that door, they do it

12:42

for a reason. Lief,

12:45

what was your theory? Well, I

12:47

was just saying, for the diner to make a

12:49

big mess like this, maybe it's trying

12:51

to get someone's attention. Did

12:54

we get your attention, guys? Um,

12:56

yeah. Okay. Well, welcome

12:59

to Midnight Burger. I'm

13:01

Gloria. Oh, over there

13:03

is Ava. She's a theoretical physicist.

13:06

That's Lief. He makes things. You

13:09

met Effie and Sabulon, and

13:11

that's Casper. Hi. He's

13:14

old. Mr. How old? A hundred

13:16

and seventy-three years, give or take. Ha!

13:19

Ha ha ha ha! They don't believe me. Oh,

13:22

yes we do. We do. Then why are you

13:24

laughing? Ha ha ha ha! So,

13:28

what do we think? Why

13:31

was the diner trying to get your attention?

13:34

Um, I believe I have a

13:36

few ideas. I believe I... I

13:39

believe my colleagues and I would like

13:41

a moment to confer. Oh, okay,

13:44

sure. I'm making caldo

13:46

de albondigas. Who wants some? Making

13:49

what? Meatball soup. Well,

13:52

that sounds lovely. I believe

13:54

we'll just have our beverages. Thank you. Sure.

13:57

Just yell at Casper if you need something.

14:00

Thank you. So,

14:05

what is your theory Kozlowski? Yes, you

14:08

said it had to concern us, but

14:10

so far I don't see how. The details

14:12

are not clear yet, but I believe that

14:14

if we tell them who we are and

14:16

what we do, it might become clear. Tell

14:18

them about the Amelia Project? Absolutely

14:21

no way! Why not? Because

14:24

what we do is a secret to anyone

14:26

apart from those who require our services. Perhaps

14:29

they do require our

14:31

services. Why would they? They

14:33

have a… what was it? Universe

14:36

traveling… time

14:38

shifting… greasy spoons. It's a

14:40

diner. I know, my point is, they

14:42

seem to be able to go anywhere at

14:44

any point. They don't need to fake

14:46

their deaths and start a new life. They

14:48

can just go beam me up Scotty and they're out of

14:50

here. Perhaps this is the very

14:53

predicament they need to escape. Perhaps

14:56

they are prisoners of a magic restaurant

14:58

that will never allow them to settle

15:00

down, never allow them

15:02

to build friendships, start a family,

15:04

pursue a career. Maybe

15:06

they want help rescuing those two trapped in the

15:08

radio. What are you agreeing now? We

15:11

just put all our cards on the table?

15:13

I think an unorthodox situation might call for

15:15

an unorthodox approach. Besides,

15:18

if they're about to zap out of here

15:20

to some entirely different planet, I don't see

15:22

how them knowing about the Amelia Project could

15:24

really hurt us. I don't know, that story

15:26

is true. Avina, have

15:29

you heard of Occam's Razor? Was it

15:31

so sharp he cut himself on it? Let us put

15:33

it to a vote. You're two,

15:35

I'm one. We should still vote. Why? I

15:38

like the excitement. I wish Amelia was here to

15:40

just cut through this nonsense. So have hands. No,

15:43

wait, let's do this. I

15:46

think I have some gum paper in my pocket. Okay,

15:48

what do we think of these weirdos? Are they weird

15:51

or are they just Europeans? We magically

15:53

appeared in the middle of the city

15:55

and they just walked in the front

15:57

door. They're definitely weird.

16:00

They seem freaked out, but not too

16:02

freaked out. Like, they've seen some

16:04

really weird shit. They're certainly not

16:06

the worst people to walk through the door. They seem

16:08

fine. Kinda begs the question, who

16:10

was the worst person to walk

16:12

through the door? Jane. Jane. Jane.

16:15

Jane. Definitely. Sadly, I agree.

16:17

They're here for a reason, I'm thinking. I

16:19

agree, dear. Let's not rule

16:22

out a little divine providence. What's

16:24

the reason, though? Why would some

16:26

lady, her butler, and a seven foot

16:29

tall... What is he, Swedish? I think he's

16:31

French. Whatever he is. Why would they be

16:33

here? Y'all, have we forgotten

16:35

that there is one problem in

16:37

particular? We have been trying to work

16:39

out for weeks now that we have yet to

16:41

stick a fork in. Oh, right. Our

16:44

passengers. She has been here for

16:46

a while now. Not sure how they can help with

16:49

that. Unless there's some

16:51

kind of secret society that disappears people

16:53

and provides them with new lives no

16:55

matter how ridiculous their request may be.

16:58

Yeah. That's unlikely. I

17:02

have conferred with my colleagues and we have

17:04

decided, cards on the table. We

17:06

are the Amelia Project. A

17:09

secret society that disappears people and provides

17:11

them with new lives no matter how

17:14

ridiculous their request may be. Well,

17:19

now. Once again, I am humbly staying

17:22

silent when divine providence makes itself known.

17:24

I can hear you, though. Well, it's

17:26

a good thing you're here, then. You

17:29

have a customer. Let's

17:33

get you some puppy jackets. This

18:10

is not a deep freeze. No,

18:14

it's not. Take

18:17

all the time you need. Where

18:27

are we? We're

18:29

in another world. Yes, it's

18:32

funny. We never named it. We

18:35

just call it the deep freeze. How

18:37

far does it go? Ava,

18:39

did we ever... It's about three times

18:41

the size of Jupiter. My

18:44

goodness. Have you traveled through

18:46

it extensively? No, we pretty much stay in

18:48

this area. Calculating the curvature of

18:50

a celestial body using the sun is pretty easy.

18:53

Even Leif can do it. Ha

18:55

ha. I

18:57

must see more. Her camp is this

18:59

way. Follow me. Hey

19:12

there. How are we

19:14

doing? I'm

19:17

Castor. Alvina.

19:21

Where are you from? Samson. Cool,

19:25

cool. Is that a

19:28

big city or a town? It's

19:30

a microscopic island off of Briar. Which

19:33

is a big island?

19:35

Which is an island off of Tresco,

19:37

which again is an island off of

19:39

St. Mary. Which is an island off the

19:41

coast of Cornwall. Cornwall! We made land. I

19:45

have heard of that. So you're from... Offshore? I'm

19:49

from a place that is pretty much as remote as any

19:51

way you can get in Britain. Me and

19:54

my mum used to joke it was like living on another planet. Mmm.

20:00

I'm from Ohio originally than California,

20:02

a lot Sacramento up and down

20:04

the i live court or. Barstow

20:07

for a while. sadly. But

20:10

now I'm. Actually on

20:12

another planet. On.

20:16

Yeah. You

20:19

know it's funny anytime someone set foot on another

20:21

planet for the first time, that the first thing

20:23

they say I'm on another planet. For

20:26

example, how. Is this possible? The

20:28

And and they follow up with how it

20:30

is possible i'm serious dubbed or to our

20:32

deep freeze leads to another planet. yes I

20:34

caught that. Okay then you know as much

20:37

as I do you. Go

20:39

about your day knowing there's a gateway to

20:41

another planet a you. The trees. Food:

20:44

You get anything done well. Let.

20:47

Me ask you this. As you

20:49

go about your daily life in your

20:51

world, how much do you know about

20:53

how it works? The.

20:55

Street lights turn on when sun goes down. You.

20:59

Assume at some sort of process

21:01

involving computers and electricity being rerouted

21:03

on some sort of timer. but

21:05

you assume that. You. Actually

21:07

have no idea how it works. Out

21:10

of the trains run without crashing into each other. You

21:12

assume there's a system there you don't know what it

21:14

is. It memory serves. You

21:16

have a complicated barrier on the Thames

21:18

to keep it from flooding. The city

21:20

is this massive thing. How does it

21:22

work? You probably have no idea. We

21:26

spend all day in a world

21:28

we know practically nothing about. Our

21:31

world is little fancier.

21:34

Now I'm sure that took an afternoon off. I could

21:36

figure out how the Thames. Barrier Wes and I'm sure

21:38

if we took the time we could figure out

21:40

how the Deep Freeze works. We've just always got

21:42

something else going on. Things like. Seems.

21:46

Like three people walking in the front

21:48

door calling themselves the Amelia Project. He

21:53

can enjoy it if you're too busy

21:55

being astounded by it, can meet the wolf's

21:57

will notice that they're great. It's like.

22:08

A Law The Planetary

22:10

Motion Number One Planets

22:12

orbit the sun in

22:14

an elliptical orbit. Number.

22:16

To a planet move faster when

22:18

it's closer to the sun. Number

22:22

three planets that are further

22:24

away from the sun have

22:26

longer orbital period. Why?

22:28

Are you saying this to? Those are the

22:30

laws of planetary motion created

22:32

by who. Johannes

22:35

Kepler I believe great. Yes,

22:38

He was one of the big

22:40

one. Kepler had an idea. He

22:43

wanted people to get their heads

22:45

out of the sand and start

22:47

looking up. He wanted his ideas

22:50

about Helio centricity and the solar

22:52

system to be presented to all

22:54

types of people. People who aren't

22:56

necessarily astronomer. How

22:59

do you do that? How.

23:01

Do you get people to look up?

23:04

Pointing. You tell them a

23:06

story. He. Wrote a

23:09

fairytale cold some me on. A

23:11

story about a young boy and

23:14

his mother. The boy's mother was

23:16

a witch and she summoned a

23:18

demon that took her and her

23:20

son through a magical portal to

23:22

the moon. While they were there,

23:24

they visited a city on the

23:27

moon and observed the solar system

23:29

spinning the way Kepler theorize that

23:31

would. It was a simple story,

23:33

no big deal, But here's the

23:35

problem. People hate

23:38

to read. And

23:40

they love to gossip. Some

23:42

people didn't get the memo that kepler

23:45

it was writing a fictional story. Suddenly

23:48

throughout Europe people were saying hey,

23:50

did you hear about Kepler? His

23:52

mom's a which and they went

23:54

to the moon using demon powers.

23:56

People actually believed that story

23:58

was real. Well it was like

24:01

see, no wait. Everybody had their

24:03

heads up their asses. when the

24:05

news reached the wrong people in

24:07

Germany, Kepler's mother was arrested for

24:09

witchcraft. We are you taking. Me with

24:11

the storm. Kepler slept his ass

24:13

across Europe and spent five

24:16

years defending his mother. That's

24:18

five years he could have spent

24:20

studying the universe, and he spent

24:23

it arguing with the German, which.

24:25

Narc. So. There

24:27

we are in Germany. Right time,

24:29

right place. I convince

24:31

everyone to break her out of which

24:34

jail? You

24:37

perform the jailbreak. Yes,

24:39

In Germany? Yes, in

24:41

the seventeenth century, Correct.

24:45

Who's waiting for us at the end of the walk?

24:48

Catarina Kepler. Mother

24:50

of one of the greatest

24:52

scientists in history. And

24:55

a legend which. Is why have

24:57

you kept or industries why not? the warmth

24:59

of the cafe. She likes it here.

25:02

She. Says it reminds her of home. With

25:05

Germany in the seventeenth century, I

25:07

can see the resemblance. A

25:10

Do you make a habit of abducting people from

25:12

the space Time continuum. Actually know.

25:15

This. Is rare for us

25:17

see. It turns out when

25:19

a magical disappearing diner breaks

25:21

you out of prison. That

25:24

has a tendency to support the

25:26

allegations that your wits. Who'd

25:29

have thought? Long

25:31

story short. We. Saved her.

25:33

But made her a fugitive

25:35

from her own time. So

25:38

she's looking for a new

25:40

life. And according to you

25:42

three, That's what you are

25:44

all about. And according to you,

25:46

you're in a new place and

25:48

time every day. Certainly, you could

25:50

have stepped off anywhere sees. Particular.

25:55

Particular about fought. The

25:57

see just keep saying not

25:59

right. Hardly helpful. And

26:02

so if you three are who you

26:04

say you are and you're so good

26:06

at finding people a new life no

26:08

matter how ridiculous the request, Find.

26:11

Her one. Her. Camp

26:13

as up ahead. I

26:18

make no promises, but I shall

26:20

meet with her. Good luck

26:22

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26:25

I. Should take in this place. Do.

26:27

I need to keep a lookout for the point

26:29

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26:32

We've already made all of the

26:34

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26:37

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26:39

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26:41

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29:25

night, Frau Kepler. Dafych

29:28

mit eenen am foyer sitzen. Please

29:31

do not face my time fumbling

29:33

through my language. Very

29:38

well. You may

29:40

sit. Sit. I

29:44

am only now realizing that you are surrounded

29:46

by wolves. You have never seen a wolf.

29:49

I've seen them. They are just

29:52

dogs. Frau Kepler, if

29:54

they were just dogs, we would call them

29:56

dogs. We call them something

29:58

else because they are... Wild

30:01

animals and gnomes do well. Oh, goodness

30:03

me. That one

30:05

is Jungkook. The Spaniard. She's

30:09

given them very strange

30:11

names. It's looking at

30:13

me. Don't you depict

30:15

him. Don't be a

30:17

bastard. Very well. Hello.

30:22

Jungkook. So,

30:26

who are you? Why

30:28

have you come? Yes. Frau

30:31

Kepler. I represent an

30:34

organization known as the Amelia Project.

30:37

And you have come here. Why? We've

30:40

been told you're on the search for a new life,

30:43

and have been a bit vexed in finding one. In

30:45

particular, what

30:48

does this have to do with you? My

30:50

colleagues and I, we specialize in new

30:52

lives. Our clients will ask

30:55

us for a new life, and we will move heaven

30:57

and earth to provide it. We

30:59

also specialize in faking death, but

31:01

your strange friends here seem to have taken care of

31:04

that part for you. Whisking

31:06

you away to the heavens in a... Well,

31:09

not quite a golden chariot, but a... Well,

31:12

a restaurant. A new

31:14

life. Yes. They

31:19

are only given one life. Hmm.

31:24

An interesting thought. One

31:26

life. I,

31:29

myself, feel as though I've had a

31:31

thousand. Do you not

31:33

feel the same? I

31:36

was a young girl, then

31:38

a bride, then

31:40

a mother, grandmother. Precisely.

31:45

Our sigil is the phoenix, always

31:47

rising anew from the ashes. Lucerys

31:53

Ihorn was his name. The

31:57

vote of Leenburg. He

32:02

swore to the people of the city

32:05

that he would drive out all sorcerers.

32:09

I was not the only one. There

32:15

were 15 of us. 15

32:19

women. Eight

32:23

of us were executed in the town

32:25

square as the people

32:27

laughed. Not

32:31

your life for them. Fight

32:33

for me. Well,

32:36

we'll come to call this feeling the guilt of

32:38

the survivor. After

32:40

the initial relief of one's life being

32:43

spared, a feeling settles about

32:45

you. Why me? Why

32:48

was I spared and not the others? Can

32:54

you tell me why? I

32:59

cannot. Though

33:01

it may have had something to do with having

33:04

one of the most brilliant men in Europe on

33:06

your defence team. And

33:08

I am sure he was that brilliant man due

33:10

in no small part to his mother. You

33:13

know of my son. They

33:17

all seem to know of my son. Anyone

33:20

with even a passing understanding of the sky above

33:22

their heads knows your son. Though

33:25

perhaps not this particular sky we are

33:27

currently under. It

33:30

is a beautiful place, yes?

33:33

Reminds me of Württemberg,

33:36

the cold. So

33:39

in my home, the

33:42

wolves were not so kind. Your

33:47

new friends have told me that you've seen many different

33:49

worlds since you left your own. Many

33:51

places to start over, to

33:53

rise from the ashes as it were. They've

33:57

all been lacking? They have.

34:00

I propose that your displeasure with all these

34:02

new worlds is due to your guilt. Your

34:05

guilt in surviving that harrowing experience

34:07

when others did not. I

34:10

have been alive for 75 years.

34:16

No small feat. But

34:19

I refuse to confess, and

34:22

my son refuse to give

34:24

up. So,

34:27

I live. If

34:30

I am to be reborn, as

34:32

you say, it must

34:35

be perfect. It

34:38

must be the final time. So,

34:42

it must be perfect. I

34:47

would also argue that insisting on perfection

34:49

is an excellent way to prevent one

34:51

from making a decision. It is

34:53

my life. I will make

34:56

whatever demands of it as a ish. Very

34:59

well. Very

35:02

well. I

35:05

agree that this place is beautiful. I

35:08

am unsettled by this place. I

35:12

have seen a great many things, but this, I

35:15

am out of my element. And

35:17

I do so love being in my element.

35:21

Lovely planet, but I

35:23

sincerely doubt they have anything here

35:25

remotely like Le Dumago. So,

35:29

in an effort to move this along, I

35:31

will offer you a deal. What

35:33

is this deal? Picture

35:36

in your mind the perfect place. The

35:39

place that will be the site of your rebirth.

35:43

Picture this place. Then you

35:45

will describe it to me. And then,

35:48

no matter what it takes, I

35:51

will find it. Even

35:53

if I have to build this place by

35:55

hand, brick by brick, I will

35:57

find it for you. How

36:01

many places to any place you so

36:03

desire? How

36:05

for you to says I have no

36:08

idea but it shall be done. All.

36:11

You need to do is tell me of the place.

36:19

Very. There's. Of.

36:26

Everyone everyone stop looking back there

36:28

we've worked at of everyone gather

36:30

round the fire see know if

36:32

he wants to go. Apparently she's

36:34

about to tests as a son

36:36

is like a game shows. Is

36:38

a lot of wolves? Is

36:41

this okay? They're great. Think.

36:43

Of them is Disney Wolves not

36:45

fantasy novel. Did they just kill a

36:47

deer? sept? For that part. Except

36:49

for the deer killing park. Can't believe we're

36:51

finally getting some movement on this. She's been in

36:54

our inbox weight lifted talking bucks of say

36:56

from the. I will Katerina. I'm standing

36:58

all the way back here. What's that

37:00

about? Terrorism is not so hot on

37:02

are magical radio sick lane that the

37:04

followers of. Jesus the say

37:07

a few with by the

37:09

even matchups. To

37:12

that What? we've tried. every record

37:14

in our collection, I found some

37:16

pop. hard to find her off

37:18

home. Polka music originated in Bohemia

37:21

and not until the nineteenth century.

37:23

You're trying to remind her of

37:25

her home by playing music from

37:28

another country and also from her

37:30

relatives future. So unless you have

37:32

any huns Leo Hustler in your

37:35

collection. I have very quickly

37:37

become comfortable speaking to them like the

37:39

of people. Happens fast, Thousand and.

37:41

Wilmer size about that. Ah yes,

37:44

the bargain is this. How

37:46

Kepler will name for ideal destination her

37:49

new life and it will then fold

37:51

was to find her that place no

37:53

matter how impossible the request No. Matter.

37:55

How impossible for it to that leaves a

37:57

lot of ruins. Of lady is it does. But

38:00

she would have gone on like this forever. The.

38:03

Deadlock needed to be broken. We.

38:05

Should break it by doing the

38:08

impossible as we normally to her

38:10

house now that we're all gathered.

38:12

so Kepler. Web of your

38:14

New Life Begin. In. The

38:16

fans. The.

38:18

Vania. And

38:21

he wants it says. She's

38:25

laughing y si la success as up

38:27

there is a description of Live On

38:29

Yeah, The. City

38:32

of Millennia is a marvel

38:34

of beauty and harmony. It

38:36

is built on a hillside. And

38:39

it's streets are lined with trees

38:41

and flowers. The buildings

38:43

are made of white marble and

38:45

they are all decorated with intricate

38:47

carvings. The. City is

38:50

also home to many beautiful

38:52

gardens which are filled with

38:54

exotic plants and animals. That

38:56

hardly seems a challenge. You just described

38:58

every affluent suburban America. She basically wants

39:01

to go to West Chester? Yes, To.

39:04

Problems One. Lasagna,

39:08

Is on the moon? up to.

39:11

Lasagna is fictional. Ah, it's from

39:13

her son's book, the one that

39:15

got her throne in which jail.

39:17

In the book the boy's mother

39:20

conjures a demon and the demon

39:22

take them up to a magical

39:24

city on the moon called. Levada.

39:27

So. She's just fucking with us

39:29

now. Indeed, she's got a deal. Is

39:31

T V Indeed it is. I was

39:33

a key of patience. It. I

39:36

did find funny Levant? Yeah, I

39:39

guess isn't going to take a while. I'll

39:42

get some food started. I hope everybody

39:44

likes venison. How much time do we

39:46

have? The. London Police again to

39:48

surround this place any minute. Man is

39:50

actually got all the time in the

39:53

world because of the gravitational. What?

39:55

Gravitational time dilation. Time.

39:58

Moves a lot slower down. Here than it

40:00

does out there. How much? that? Week down

40:02

here is a few minutes of

40:05

their wow. Which would imply that

40:07

the gravity here is far greater

40:09

and yet I feel nothing. I

40:12

know we're right. Know we've got

40:14

time. Anyone feel like breaking down

40:16

a deer with me? I would

40:19

be to light great. Get. Over

40:21

here. Big guy Lacey. Eva Casper

40:23

You want to brainstorm some imaginary

40:26

city on the moon solution? aka.

40:28

How that the music. Artists went

40:31

I. Speaking

40:34

with our. Strong.

40:38

Of. Off

40:41

by. Of

40:46

course it would be to move you. Did kind

40:48

of set yourself up for failure. He

40:51

basically asked her to make it impossible.

40:53

I had to break the deadlock. I

40:55

get it to. Think. That someone who's

40:58

endured what's he has would welcome a

41:00

fresh start, but she seems quite resisted.

41:02

So. The

41:04

moon. Of got some

41:06

ideas. you. Really quick

41:09

breaking news you. It has been

41:11

quite a long time since I've

41:13

broken down and on. So

41:17

many similarities across. not.

41:20

Than Laski is. Sometimes.

41:24

When people need a new life, they need a new.

41:27

Face. Among other

41:29

things. Oh, That's. Weird.

41:33

Thank you! How can you call anything

41:35

weird while you're in this place? I

41:37

know what you mean, so you need.

41:40

So up wherever pretty much

41:42

what's your favorite place you've

41:44

been. Oh, it's hard to

41:46

pick. There

41:48

was this really great guy

41:50

on a derelict spaceship one

41:52

time. I. Guess that's

41:54

the thing is the

41:57

people, not the places.

41:59

For me. It replaces are

42:01

beautiful but the people. There

42:03

from light years away and they might as well

42:06

be from. My old neighborhood. Universe

42:08

after university. was just trying to

42:10

get through the day and maybe

42:13

meeting some help to do it

42:15

is. It's also amazing. Why hasn't

42:17

she found a place to be?

42:19

Well, you're not getting old right

42:22

now. What do you mean? It's

42:24

a shifting point of no entropy

42:26

or something. When you're here, time

42:29

doesn't pass. According.

42:31

To Eva. When Kepler finally got

42:33

his mom free from prison, she

42:35

died soon after returning home. As

42:37

soon as she picked the place,

42:39

she won't be there for long.

42:43

She's. Picking a place to

42:45

die that's a hard spot to

42:47

find you don't h know. So

42:49

how old are you? None of

42:52

us have been here that long.

42:54

I'm not from the eighteen hundreds

42:56

or something, but Casper Caspers been

42:58

here a long time. Are you

43:00

all looking for a place to

43:03

be? We

43:05

were. We. Found

43:07

it. There's the city. On

43:09

the Moon Iraq. I. Mean.

43:12

There. Was in my timeline of assuming there's one

43:14

this was certainly would have been seen by now.

43:16

It's on the dark side of them are oh

43:18

so we can see it because it's always darkest.

43:22

Guess we're not. We've seen the dogs we haven't

43:24

seen. The dark side of the moon is always

43:26

dark. There is no is. He doing his dark

43:28

side of the moon thing again just as

43:30

a I love. It's called the dark Side

43:32

of the Move. seen pictures of the dark

43:34

side of the moon play must be pretty

43:37

dark bridge or it's club. hiding things from

43:39

earth is pretty get easy because it's in

43:41

complete darkness all the to finish. Early.

43:45

can't get it. What is there? To

43:47

get it's the dark side of the

43:49

moon is always dark that know it's

43:51

allow it is it's like giving. A

43:53

calculator to. I give it a. Movie

43:55

know. there's a city

43:57

on the dark side of the moon More

44:00

like a small town. What goes on then?

44:02

It started as a relay station for something

44:04

called Earth Portal. But, you

44:06

know, the people who worked there had to

44:08

live somewhere. And then someone

44:10

decides to open a general store, then a

44:12

bar. It's not a bad

44:14

place. And she could live there? Theoretically? She's not

44:16

gonna be depressed living in all that darkness. Do

44:18

I literally have to show you a picture? No,

44:21

don't ruin it. His stupidity

44:23

is too beautiful.

44:25

What are you talking about? If you can get her

44:27

to agree that this is as close to... What

44:31

is it? Livania. As close to Livania

44:33

as we can get, then we just

44:35

need to find a way to get her to the moon. Oh,

44:38

is that all? I mean, it's right there. It's 400,000

44:40

kilometers away. And

44:42

we've never been closer to finding

44:44

this lady a home. Let's

44:47

do this. Sell it to her. Sell

44:49

her the moon. Everybody's gotta live somewhere. Alvina.

44:51

What? A word. Who's the one in charge here?

44:54

I'm getting mixed signals. It would depend entirely on

44:56

the person being asked. What is it? We must

44:58

arrange a trip to the far side of the

45:00

moon. Where it's dark. Where

45:02

it is dark. The moon? The moon. Oh,

45:04

so we're building a rocket ship now. Well, ideally

45:06

we would simply use someone else's. Simply.

45:09

What do we have in French Guiana?

45:12

I don't know. I can make

45:14

some calls. Excellent. I'm

45:16

guessing my mobile service isn't great here

45:18

on another planet. If you stand by the

45:21

door, it should be fine. What does French Guiana

45:23

have to do with anything? It's where the ESA launches

45:25

from. And what are we about to do? Duck

45:27

tape her to a rocket? Not a bad idea. The visual

45:29

is certainly funny. We need a

45:32

list of options, however ridiculous. Okay,

45:35

I guess I'm calling French Guiana. I'll go

45:37

with you. I've got some questions.

45:39

What is the name of this

45:41

alleged city? Honestly, everybody just calls it

45:44

Moon City. They had the opportunity to

45:46

name a city on the moon and

45:48

decided on Moon City. London literally means

45:50

place of the beaver. That is not

45:52

historically supported. Call it whatever you want. She's

45:54

not going to know. This is good. This

45:57

is progress. We just need

45:59

to sell. They're on Moon City now. Very well.

46:03

Frau Kepler, we have considered

46:05

your request. It is not a request. It

46:08

is a demand. We have addressed your demands.

46:12

Continue. You

46:15

have requested... You

46:18

have requested something quite beautiful, in all

46:20

honesty. You have

46:22

requested that you be whisked away to a magical city

46:24

on the Moon. This was

46:26

an idea created by your son, a

46:29

great man. He imagined that

46:31

his mother would weave magic and take them both

46:33

up into the stars. This

46:36

is not an unusual fantasy. Surely

46:39

there is a time for all of us in our

46:41

lives when we see our mothers as magical beings. With

46:44

a wave of a wooden spoon, there is dinner.

46:47

With a wrapping of fabric and a kiss, a

46:49

wound is healed. With an

46:51

embrace, all darkness is dispelled.

46:55

For a time, as a child,

46:58

everyone's mother is a witch, a

47:01

sorceress, a commander of

47:03

eldritch forces. And

47:05

then, as we reach adulthood, the

47:08

feeling fades. We

47:10

begin to see our mothers as human, valuable,

47:15

as flawed as we all are. Though

47:18

somehow, your son, well

47:21

into adulthood, was able to imagine his mother

47:23

as a magical being. You

47:26

wish to honour his vision. As

47:28

any mother would. Then

47:31

you understand. I

47:34

do. As it

47:36

happens, your son was not writing fiction. As

47:39

I have just learned, there is a

47:41

city on the moon. It

47:44

is not called Lavania, but there,

47:46

on the side of the moon hidden from our

47:49

world, is a city. People

47:51

live there happily. And

47:54

should you agree that this city, though

47:56

it is not the fictional city of

47:58

your son's imaginings, will suffice? We

48:01

will send you there, where

48:03

you can begin a new life. How

48:06

would you do it? We're

48:09

working on that right now. It's not magic, but

48:11

if anyone can get you there, it's this group of weirdos. She

48:13

can just live on the moon? Last

48:15

I checked, it was cold there, and

48:17

also had no oxygen. I'm assuming

48:20

that's taken care of by the

48:22

city she's staying in, but

48:24

it's a good point. Living

48:26

on the moon would be pretty hard on

48:28

the human body. Low

48:30

gravity wreaks havoc on bone density,

48:32

muscle mass. Also your

48:35

eyes. Reflection from

48:37

the white surface of the moon can

48:39

give you the equivalent of snow blindness.

48:42

It would be great if you could go to

48:45

the moon with a brand new body. Challenge accepted,

48:47

Madam. I know. I love

48:49

it. While the others said

48:51

their efforts toward fashioning you a chariot

48:53

to the stars, I

48:56

shall be given the glorious task of

48:58

transforming you into a lunar being. We

49:01

shall strengthen your bones. We

49:03

shall enliven your muscle mass and your eyes.

49:06

We shall make them photochromic to protect

49:08

them from the harsh light. You

49:11

shall become a creature of the

49:13

stars. And all I require

49:15

is the blood of a Spanish prince.

49:18

And the eyes of thirteen albino

49:21

chihuahuas. Do

49:23

you mind? Sorry. So

49:30

there are no direct launches at all? Not

49:34

for the next three years. Great.

49:40

Yeah, I'll call you back. What's the deal? No

49:43

launches from French Guyana in the next three

49:45

years. The ESA is part of the Artemis

49:47

moon mission. They're contributing to

49:49

the power systems for the manned rocket, and are

49:51

handling the space station that's going to orbit the

49:53

moon. But they're not going to land. That's

49:56

better, actually. How? A manned mission

49:58

isn't going to go to the far side of the moon. the moon. But

50:01

a space station will. What? You're just going

50:03

to drop her from the space station? When's the

50:06

first launch? Six weeks. Okay. Okay,

50:09

so you need a stasis chamber that

50:11

can work like a soft lander. I

50:13

can arrange for pickup after she's dropped off. You

50:16

can just deliver her to the moon like she's an

50:18

Amazon package? That depends. How's

50:20

your tech guy? He's... alright.

50:24

Probably better with explosives and stasis

50:26

chambers. Get him on the phone. I've got

50:28

a very long grocery list for him.

50:30

Okay. Ah,

50:35

Bonjour, I'm no Salvatore. I've got

50:37

a bit of a big

50:39

ask. Alvina, ask

50:41

him to get Luke involved. Oh yes,

50:43

hell. Great idea. Hell? Don't worry about

50:45

it. We'll fix the stasis chamber. It

50:48

might be shaped like a skull and have glowing

50:50

eyes, but it will work. That... will!

50:53

So, you will

50:55

put me into cocoon, yes?

50:59

I will transform into a

51:01

butterfly there on the moon.

51:04

That is what we propose. But

51:06

this is not Lavanya. It

51:09

is not. I want

51:11

to ask the talking box. I

51:13

believe she means us to you. I

51:15

gathered. This is interesting. What

51:18

does your God say about

51:21

the soul of the fugitive? About

51:24

one who searches for home? The

51:27

Bible says quite a great deal about

51:29

searching for a home. Much

51:32

of the beginnings of our faith are

51:34

stories of the fugitive. Stories

51:36

of the lost. So

51:39

much so that I'd struggle to pick one.

51:42

But I suppose Ruth comes to mind.

51:46

Ruth was a

51:48

Moabite woman who married an

51:50

Israelite. When there was

51:52

a great famine, Ruth

51:54

and her mother-in-law, Naomi,

51:57

both lost their husbands

51:59

And. They

52:02

left the land that was their

52:04

home and want. They

52:07

found themselves. People.

52:10

Of Bethlehem to in as

52:13

if they were their own

52:15

and found a safe place.

52:18

And those Rawlings barley. Remarried.

52:22

Gave birth to a bed. And

52:25

Old Bed was the grandfather

52:27

of. King David himself. it is

52:29

the fugitive. They give birth to

52:31

kings. Catherine. Often times it

52:34

isn't a refugee that has to see the

52:36

great land. for only they can truly know

52:38

the value of having a land. To call

52:40

their own I will not be. Given

52:43

birth to keep. Oh

52:45

creating killer whale. To

52:48

hear others tell it you already knew

52:50

that. A great many

52:52

people have a great and wonderful things

52:54

to say about that such as yours.

52:57

House look up at the stars. Your.

53:05

Know. Life.

53:13

May arise up into that guy

53:15

is kingdom that he paid for

53:17

you. He was

53:19

good boy. I

53:26

see. Moved here me

53:29

the next month. Now. We

53:31

next steps. Well it's simple

53:33

who we have dinner with his feet.

53:35

This alien planet estate is magical diner

53:37

that will be surrounded by the police

53:39

music and then put arena to some

53:42

very complicated surgery. Hulu Conservatory, do some

53:44

sort of thing to see bus and

53:46

sneak it on Buddha rocket bound to

53:48

the moon's orbit and we have to

53:50

do all that in six weeks. Simple

53:52

enough. Sure how kepler gather

53:54

your things it is time

53:57

to leave the boots. I

54:02

only have myself. For a journey such

54:04

as this. That. Is all that one

54:06

needs? Why

54:30

is it that the London Police and never admit

54:32

when you need them to be do. You plan

54:34

to get outta here. I called up says she's

54:36

about to pick us up. Upstairs. that's

54:38

what we call the boss. And

54:41

actually taking your parent. The in a helicopter. she's

54:43

on her way. Fly

54:45

a helicopter. Had no idea. I

54:47

didn't know that either. Namely, she

54:50

spends weeks on another planet. She's

54:52

amazed by a damn helicopter. Place

54:54

where we're getting a helicopter.

54:56

I hate helicopters. Let's get a

54:58

hovercraft. Not the same.

55:00

And they are always doing within the

55:02

radio. Pretty. Much. I mean

55:05

sometimes they have a day

55:07

out. Some times their robot

55:09

sas. At outright

55:11

access to I am outcome

55:13

for Isis. Be glad to

55:16

leave this place behind. Too

55:19

many moons seen. see, I think your recent

55:21

experiences, but which trousers meet you too? paranoid

55:23

cutters. that and you are too trusting. I'm

55:25

too trusting. your the one who just agreed

55:28

to get carved up by Vigo, the Carpathian

55:30

over there I imagine will leave you in

55:32

quite a mess once we've gone. Don't

55:34

worry about as we. Always lead in

55:37

the customers, but we've also gotten

55:39

really good at keeping people out,

55:41

including the entire City of London

55:43

Police force. Oh yes, is. Your

55:47

life by someone. Me. Sir.

55:51

In a way you would. Cause.

55:53

His legacy. After.

55:56

I got Yes! I

55:58

promise. It's

56:06

incredible how it can stay still in the air

56:08

like. Every

56:15

night. And you follow. And I will

56:17

follow behind and make soon enough

56:19

for This has been quite an

56:21

experience. You've handled it very well.

56:24

So. We meet again. You think? we. Will

56:26

we already have? We are

56:29

right now. Best

56:31

of luck to you will be nice to

56:34

have. Good luck to you

56:36

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