Feel that bass in your loins? Sure you do. It's coming from The All-American Rejects touring bassist Mr. Matt Rubano! Matt coins the phrase "scotch damn!", Diana renames dental dam a "condette", and Murf decides to "be the eunuch". Plus, we adopt a homeless! Do yourself a favor and follow @MatthewRubano on Twitter, and peep his website mattrubano.com. This man can tickle the strings!